#Jamie tartt doo doo do doo doo doo

[historicalfictionenthusiast]

Trying to figure out soldier/poet/king please help me out

[fanficfanattic]

My toxic trait is liking Jamie’s s1 hair.

[fookinstevienicks]

my dash is nothing but bi buck and Taylor Swift, with a sprinkling of Jamie Tartt. idk how the rest of the internet copes outside this curated magical garden

[armsofstranger]

the ted lasso cast should participate in soccer aid

[sideboot]

Jamie’s new haircut makes him look like Chris Pine when he looked like Rachel from Friends.  Jaime Tartt looks like a lesbian.  Ted Lasso looks at Jamie Tartt and feels homesick for midwestern suburban moms.

[shrinking-violetta]

uhhh I think it happened again....that moment when you realize you're going to become obsessed with someone......it took 2 and a half seasons......but the red string getting ripped off jamie tartt's dick did something to me 🥴

[betternamenot2come]

Alright bitches. Finale’s out. Who cried?

[hopefulromances]

Could you write something for Jamie about his gf surprising him at an away match? 🫶🏻

THank you for requesting!! Super cute!!

This had to go perfect. All the time planning with Keeley to get seperate flights, separate car, all this secrecy and planning to avoid Jamie finding out any detail of the surprise.

It was Richmond's first game against Man City for the season. Last time Jamie had played against Man City it had been one of the greatest games of his career. Not only creating a beautiful assist for Colin but also scoring a solo goal himself, on a bum ankle no less.

For the first time, his mum would be coming with his stepfather, now that his father was in rehab. You were the only one who couldn't come. Or so he thought. So you had told him repeatedly.

"It would just be nice 'n all," he murmured, resting his head on your chest.

"I know, I know," you agreed, running your hands through his hair. It had gotten so long, he could almost pull it back into a ponytail. "I'm really sorry, I tried to get off."

"I know you did," he sighed. He was wrapped around you like a koala, face shoved into your chest. "Just would be nice."

And it was going to be nice. There was no way you would be missing this game.

You found Keeley at Will Call, decked out in Richmond gear, ribbons woven into your hair, Jamie's name and number on your back.

"Ah! Look at you!" Keeley shrieked as she saw you. "He is going to flip!"

"Thank you so much for all your help, Keels," You grinned and pulled her into a hug. "You're the best friend either of us could ask for."

"Alright, let's get you up to the booth."

Seeing the game from the booth was incredible. The view was perfect and there was booze within 10 ft. But the best part of the whole day was seeing Jamie play.

You'd seen him play before but everytime it took your breath away. He was always ten steps ahead of everyone else. Ten passes towards the goal that no one else was aware of. And god he looked good while doing it.

It was a stellar game, a great match ending in a 3-2 tie with Jamie scoring a beautiful goal during injury time. You'd burst out of your seat and cheered, joining the Richmond fans in the crowd in chanting his name! Jamie Tartt doo doo do do du doo!

You were there waiting for him in the hallway. There standing, hands clasped together in excitement as the lads came off the field, high on their victory. But when he saw you, the whole world stopped.

He rounded the corner, chatting with his arm around Sam when he spotted you. He froze, forcing Sam to stop as he followed Jamie gaze. You waved at him, shyly. Then he broke into the brightest grin and he bounded to wards you.

You opened your arms and let him scoop you up, spinning in circles.

"Jamie!" You cried, giggling in his arms. "You absolute genius."

He set you down just in time to pull you into a deep kiss. He was disgusting. Sweaty and gross after playing for 90 minutes on the field but, god, did he taste good.

"Thank you for coming," He breathed out. "Can't believe you're here."

"Did you really think I would miss this?" You assured him, pressing your forehead to his. "Never."

Jamie kissed you again, peppering your face with his lips. You laughed again, trying to duck away from him but you couldn't get far.

"And you look- fucking- mint- babe," he continued, pausing between each word to press another kiss to your face.

"Oi, Tartt!" Isaac called from the locker room. "Come get changed so we can fucking celebrate!"

Jamie looked over his shoulder. "I'll be right there."

He turned back to you, brushing your hair out of your face, like he still couldn't believe you were there.

"You'll come right? You're not gonna leave?" He checked, trying not to show his insecurity."

"I'm not going anywhere," you reassured him, pulling him back for one last kiss. "Now go get change, you fucking stink."

You pushed him away from you, laughing as he stumbled dramatically.

"Yes, ma'am!" He saluted you before scurrying back to the locker room, being met with cheers from the team.

Oh, god, you were glad he was yours.

[beautifultypewriter]

Okay, but I just had a thought. Jamie Tartt talking to your belly when you’re pregnant. He’s doing the Jamie Tartt doo doo doo chant, but he changes it to Baby Tartt. And he only does it when he thinks you’re sleeping (you’re not; you hear every word) and he’s like singing so softly and tracing patterns on your skin.

[lokiiied]

OH. MY. GODDDD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START GUYS. THIS EPISODE WAS PERFECTION. LIKE…EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED (MINUS THREESOME BUT I HONEST TO GOD THINK I MIGHT GET IT NEXT EP) HOLY SHIT!!

JAMIE TRAUMA ADDRESSED. JAMIE’S MUM AND STEP DAD. ROY AND KEELEY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. THE POSTERS OF HIS LOVES IN HIS ROOM. BEST PLAYER!! TRULY THE HEART OF RICHMOND. BRAVEST BOY!! EVERYONE’S PROUD OF HIM. HE DESERVES IT. HE KNOWS HE DOES. HIS DAD KNOWS IT. IN REHAB. I’M NOT CRYING. JAMIE TARTT DOO DOO DO DO DO DOO

TEDS MUM. HIS TRAUMA. HIS ANGER.

TRENT AND TEDS MUM??!

COLIN HUGHES. AN INSPIRATION.

VAN DAMME GETTING THE RECOGNITION HE DESERVES.

TED AND BEARD LORE FINALLY.

BEARD AND NATE. JADE AND NATE. COLIN ISAAC WILL ASKING NATE TO COME BACK. HE WANTS TO COME BACK.

BEX AND RUPERTS PREV ASSISTANT COMING TO REBECCA.

NO FORCED ATP TEDBECCA. THEY’RE JUST BESTIES!!

DID I MENTION WE HAVE ROY X JAMIE X KEELEY (PLATONIC) AND THAT NEXT EPISODE LOOKS ACTUALLY PROMISING I AM REMOVING MY CLOWN MAKEUP IDC

I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW SO MUCH I DON’T WANT TED TO LEAVE PLEASE HIS FAMILY IS HERE JUST SHIP HENRY OVER

EDIT: OH YEAH AND FUCKING PEP GUARDIOLA?? SLAY!!!

[betternamenot2come]

Will s gonna get his junior diamond dogs league even if he has to kill someone to get it

2x12 | 3x11

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

🎶jamie tartt🎶

🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo

This is delightful, I love it! Have some Jamie in therapy:

“Picture your ideal life,” Dr. Morton told him one day, a couple of weeks in. Jamie’d slept well that night, for once; come in lose and relaxed. “Say from this moment forward, your life goes exactly as you want it. What does that look like for you?”   He’d dreamed of making it to the Premier League, back when he was a sexy little lad, same as every footballer, but beyond that he’d never much bothered, not when making it that far was such a toss up. “I want to get old,” he decided. “Not now, obviously, but eventually, d’you know what I mean? Be one of those old blokes that sits around on the porch chatting with everyone. Roy could yell at all the kids to get off his lawn, you know he loves that shit. And before that… I dunno. Playing football, hanging out with my mates and mummy and Simon and Keeley and Roy, and all them. Winning the Champions’ League, that’d be fucking mint.” “And your father?” Jamie tried to picture it: his dad sober and remorseful, the way he sometimes had been after his stints in rehab, cheering in the stands at his matches, telling him better luck next time, lad, when they lost. Apologizing for all the shit he’d put him and mummy through, promising he’d never do it again and meaning it. Tried to picture holidays with him at the table but all he could see was the only birthday party he’d held at their flat, back when he was ten years old, watching dad nervously out the corner of his eye as he chugged down beer. “There’s no right or wrong answer here, Jamie,” Dr. Morton said softly. “This is just about what you want. In your ideal future, is your father part of your life?” “No,” Jamie whispered. “I know it’s shit of me — should try to help him out, shouldn’t I? Be there for ‘em if he tries to get better?” “Jamie, I am going to tell you two things about that, and I want you to listen to them both, okay?” Jamie nodded, winching his hands tighter into his shirt. “The first is, you cannot base your relationship with your father on the person he might become. That’s his choice to make, and if the time comes that he makes it and you decide that you want to be involved in his recovery, you and I can discuss how to do that safely — but right now, you have to make your decisions based on the person that he is.” She leaned forward, arms braced on her knees. “Second — and this is the most important one — you don’t have to do any of that. If your father chooses to get sober tomorrow, if he apologizes and never touches another drink or says another abusive word to you as long as he lives, you can still cut contact with him. If you want him in your life, now or in the future, I will help you establish boundaries to do that. But I want you to give yourself permission to move forward independent of him, no matter what choices he makes. Good or bad.”

[jamiesfootball]

Me not so much connecting the dots but organizing them like sprinkles:

So if Thierry is going by Van Damme and he’s serious enough about it to correct Jamie on the pitch then he may legally change his name. At which point Jamie may realize that he also wants to change his name to remove the ‘Tartt’ from his back. And if we do meet his mum or get Jamie’s Mum Lore, then we may find out what her surname is, and that could be his name. (Also if her surname turns out to be Sweets I will fucking die.) Alternatively if it turns out that part of his home life sucks, we could have him remove his surname entirely from his uniform, like other players in the league. Having a change like that would be an amazing (if not necessarily realistic) excuse for him getting an upgrade to wearing #10. And this could be highlighted by the fact that we haven’t heard his chant in a while- if he changes his name or uniform he’d need a new chant. That would also be a great bookend to his story, having the crowds chant something new that is reflects who he is now, much the same way that Roy got changed off in season 1. And if we’re voting on songs I personally would dig a parody of Amy Winehouse’s ‘Amy Amy Amy’— ‘Jamie Jamie Jamie’

But also JAMIE TARTT DOOT DOO DO DOO is such a fucking slapper and you can pry it from my cold dead hands and it PERFECTLY encapsulates what a happy boy he is now, okay?!

And actually I’ve decided now that the best bookend that would make me cry the most would be Roy + Ted and Beard + the team + the entire stadium shouting at the top of their lungs ‘JAMIE TARTT DOOT DOO DO DOO’

[altschmerzes]

jamie tartt (doo doo doo doo doo doo)

character ask meme time!!!

one aspect about them i love

this is a very specific thing but watching the trajectory of not just his character development but his willingness to be.... happy? in front of people, specifically, across time? bc one thing i've noticed watching season 3 as it airs and then going back and watching the show from season 1 on through with a friend of mine who's watching it for the first time w/ me is that he barely smiled in season 1. not like.... for real. he smirked and sneered a lot but he didn't Smile, not in a real way, and now that we've seen what he actually looks like when he's smiling it's just. it's really jarring to go back and realize oh he just. never smiled, when we met him, huh. the kinda thing that drives me nuts.

one aspect i wish more people understood about them

i feel like this is one area where my lack of exposure to fandom at large is gonna hamstring my ability to coherently answer one of these questions slksjv but i guess i'll just say with No specific judgement or thought towards any particular person or thing i've seen in particular, i wish people generally Understood More about trauma and what they're saying about it wrt jamie, if that makes sense.

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character

[points at icon] The Man Is Aromantic Gd Bless. i could go on about this forever in all the ways i see it manifest in his storyline and the way i think about him. but that's pretty much a gimme around here, given The Icon and my fic XD

so for another one, i think he would be, depending on the sort of person you are, either extremely fun or extremely obnoxious to watch movies/tv with. i feel like he's the sort of person who Talks To the tv and has very strong feelings about whatever is going on and NEEDS to share them. in order to get him to shut up during movie nights at away matches somebody needs to basically be designated to sit next to him and play with his hair because that is pretty much the only guaranteed way to get him to be quiet bc when people are like Directly Affectionate with him it turns his brain off.

one character i love seeing them interact with

well there's roy, because that dynamic is as i have described before "a rich tapestry of things that make me fully insane" and i will never tire of pondering it but there has been SO MUCH good stuff with him and sam in season 3, particularly in background moments. the trajectory of their dynamic has been very fun to watch and the way that relationship has been communicated lately, largely without dialogue, has been a very engaging game of Watching For That as episodes progress.

one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more

i'm gonna take what could perhaps be an interesting pivot here and say rebecca. i think they are both like..... a very particular kind of Awkward in a lot of situations that i think would be very fun to watch in a situation Together. they'd bump off of each other like roombas. there's a reason i have at least one or two Rebecca And Jamie Are Left In An Interaction Together During Some Kind Of Serious Moment scenes in several of my fics. also i would just.... really like to see something made of how he was one of the bigger pieces of collateral damage in her war against rupert early on, i think there's some very fun space to like. get very interesting with that.

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character

this is a bit of a cheater answer since it isn't 'one' other character but i think jamie often has trouble sleeping (i could say about a million things abt this) and sometimes when he's having a particularly Bad Time with it i'll make an excuse to go find someone he knows and trusts and take a nap on their couch while they play video games or read or watch a movie or something. everybody has just sort of acclimated to this being a Thing That He Does, with a wide variance of understanding of what exactly he's doing and why.

[littlelostmaybelots]

THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT ACTUALLY. THERE IS POETRY IN THE LINE ITSELF.

"I'm just tired. I can't sleep, and I can't eat, and I wash me hair but I don't use any conditioner, because what's the fucking point."

And this was about how he didn't hate his dad anymore, and he's been running on spite for so long he doesn't even know what he is without it. And they made it so this wildly, unhinged little breakdown that is existential and abusive parent trauma is also just extremely funny, the texture of it is hilarious. Because he's finally safe enough that he can break down, and it's not going to kill him, and it's big enough to become a child about but no longer big enough to destroy him as an adult. He's all grown up now and he's always been, and always will be, a big sexy baby.

Can we talk for a minute about how Jamie vocalizes his low points as just washing and not conditioning his hair and people are mean on Twitter about the color of his highlights?

[story-addict]

Be honest, how many times a day do you find yourself humming “Jamie Tartt doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo” ?