#Jamie Simone
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jamie’s two teds
#petition for a fic where ted and simon meet#they'd get along like a house on fire#ngl it does make me feel better about ted leaving that jamie has a ted-like person in his life#jamie tartt#ted lasso#stepdad simon#tl#tedlassoedit#tledit#mine
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the most important dad bod simon thought is when he’s fucking you in doggy and the swell of his gut perfectly slots into the arch if your back, heat and flesh pressing into every inch of your body as he weighs down on you, thrusts brutal and hard. it’s a perfect reminder of his presence— as if the fucking wasn’t hard enough to keep that at the forefront of your mind
jamieeeee my toes are curled!! this is so yummy im actually licking my screen idk hhhnh but absolutely!! (prev)
just. the way he surrounds you – fills you up – until you’re all heady and dizzy because he’s everywhere. overwhelming in the way he pumps his desires in you, waves of euphoric bliss tingling from where you feel him pressed up against you. the ripples of his fat and his muscles mingling with every thrust, reducing you into putty until all you could do is fist the sheets in hopes it can ground you.
the way he bears down his weight on your back while his arms, thick and strong, pull you up, suspending you on his cock. you hiccup a moan, garbling out your pleas, but simon just grunts in your ear, tells you how you’re such a good girl for taking him.
the way he fucks you in full nelson. folds you over before stuffing you up, and you cry at the dizzying pleasure. you don’t know what to focus on: his cock, rhythmic as it thrusts in you, or his arms folding you so expertly, or his stomach slotted against the small of your back, or his lap and how it cushions you amidst his rough pounding?
the way you mewl when simon wraps his hands around your wrists, the startling size difference making you clench around him. he huffs out a confused moan, nuzzling his nose on the back of your shoulder, before catching on your current fixation. he groans, guttural and packed with want, his thumbs rubbing soft touches along the inside of your wrists. “pocket-sized, aren’t cha?”
and the way you know his hold will leave bruises, hand-shaped marks around your wrists, your waist, your hips. or how your skin throbs at the bite marks he left, your neck sticky with simon’s spit but you’re too far gone to think of anything else other than the bubbling elation of knowing how much he’s marked you as his.
dear gods im sweating. i need him so bad
#jamie <3#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley smut#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley#female reader#THIS IS TOO GOOD JJDJRJJR#suns.hc#ask#suns#dadbod!simon
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Heyyy! Jamie!
#jamie tartt#roy kent#keeley jones#roy x jamie#ted lasso#tedlassogif#rjk#absolutely obsessed how smily jamie is with both simon and georgie#i love them all so much#*mine: gifs
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The narrative seems to be that Jamie's ~prick~ side is a remnant of his father (and therefore implicitly that his father's influence was positive in some ways) while his ~mr. fucking humble good teammate bullshit~ is a remnant of Georgie, but I like to think it's all Georgie all the way down. Two generations of reformed mean girls
#oc#Simon and Georgie watch Jamie be cocky and obnoxious on Lust Conquers All and the whole time Simon is like holy shit. she cloned herself#jamie tartt#georgie
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pretty much everyone besides clary and simon being british with no explanation has to be the funniest part of the mortal instruments movie
#the mortal instruments#city of bones#jace wayland#jamie campbell bower#clary fairchild#izzy lightwood#alec lightwood#simon lewis#cassandra clare#shadowhunters
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I know it was meant to be a joke, but it kind of breaks my heart that S2 Jamie thinks the best way to make friends is to buy all his teammates PS5s. The way his logoc
Like he really thinks his likeability is tied to his talent, money and looks. The way he says what better thing to spend money on than love just screams to me low self value.
I really think he struggled to make friends his whole life and most of the people who came in his life like him for his talent, star potential and what he could do for them.
Which means when Zava comes along in season 3 he probably legit thought he was going to lose all his friends. Now, they didn't need him on the pitch. So now I just want to give him a great big hug.
His S3 storyline really helps him learn what true friendship is.
#jamie tartt#not sure his known unconditional love oytside Georgie and Simon#when you grow up with your skill being the most impressive thing about you#you end up not knowing how to make friends#ted lasso#ted lasso meta#always thinking about Jamie#S3 Jamie most likely thought he was gonna lose all his friends now too#i headcanon his self worth issues
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"In this world, I'm known as...the Winter King" 🌨❄️🌬
This cosplay was so so close to never seeing the light of day, as this was the aforementioned project I rage quit to procrastinate with Nekomancer on haha. I really adored the fionna and cake special (and adventure time in general) and wanted to cosplay from it for eons...although I will admit this project was intended to be "generic blue and silver winter regal outfit for a variety of characters" and it was a toss up on whether or not the first run was going to go to the Winter King/Simon or Jack Frost...but I couldn't find my jack frost wig so here we are!
This was my first time working a lot with velvet and low key....I loved it and would love to use it more.
#my cosplay#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#LISTEN listen i try not to be negative#i know theres no reason to be your own hater#but this project has been a whoumph from day one#making it was frustrating and the end product feels disappointing#kind of a bummer end to my cosplay year BUT#all the more reason and motivation for me to focus on non-cosplay things for awhile#since im pretty sure the reason this costume fizzled is i just didnt put in the extra care and attention it needed#which is just...not really possible when youre making a new costume every single month on top of a demanding job#ALSO IM SOWWY NO GLASSES MY NOSE WAS WAY TOO TALL FOR THE TINY ONES I HAD originally for jamie heinemann if you believe it
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Thinking about angry teenager Jamie who has been and pushing to try and provoke Simon and the man just WILL NOT RISE TO THE BAIT. He responds to every insult with a smile and no comment. Seems not to hear any sarcasm. Is constantly baking Jamie’s favorite things.
Finally, Jamie can’t hold in his anger and just shoves Simon with enough force to have him stumbling into the kitchen counter. And then he’s horrified. His dad would have responded with a punch or a slap. Likely more. But Simon just looks a bit sad and says “I’m not going to let you hurt me physically, Jamie. Do you need space or do you want to talk? You just let me know what you need.”
And Jamie just crumbles.
#jamie tartt#Simon Georgie’s husband#because he has no last name#endlessly patient Simon is so important to me
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HIS DARK MATERIALS S3E08: The Botanic Garden
#his dark materials#hdmedit#hdmsource#hdm#mediagifs#adaptationsdaily#fantasyedit#tvedit#tusereliza#lyra silvertongue#will parry#mary malone#father gomez#silverparry#lyra x will#dafne keen#amir wilson#simone kirby#jamie ward#hdm season 3#hdm s3e8: the botanic garden
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(why does tumblr have to make pngs so blurry) ANYWAY
Welcome to Kinktober 2023! Under the read more list, you'll find the list of days/prompts and, as October progresses, I'll add the links to its respective day. Happy smutty readings! All of these fics are 18+ only so please respect that!
Day 1: Orgasm Denial w/ Jason Todd
Day 2: Chastity w/ Jason Todd
Day 3: Anal w/ Roy Kent
Day 4: Breeding Kink w/ Dick Grayson
Day 5: Choking w/ Roy Kent
Day 6: Boot Worship w/ Simon Riley
Day 7: Oral Training w/ Natasha Trace
Day 8: Dry Humping w/ Simon Riley
Day 9: Cock Rings w/ Clark Kent
Day 10: Toys w/ Jason Todd
Day 11: Lingerie w/ Bruce Wayne
Day 12: Phone Sex w/ Roy Kent
Day 13: Size Kink w/ Jason Todd
Day 14: Bondage/Ropes w/ Diana Prince
Day 15: Sex Club w/ Dick Grayson
Day 16: Hair Pulling w/ John Price
Day 17: Blindfolded w/ Dick Grayson
Day 18: Food w/ Jamie Tartt
Day 19: Exhibitionism w/ Jason Todd
Day 20: Leash w/ Bruce Wayne
Day 21: Praise w/ Jamie Tartt
Day 22: Omegaverse w/ Roy Kent
Day 23: Sex Pollen w/ Jason Todd
Day 24: Lap Dance w/ Jake Seresin
Day 25: Spanking w/ Bruce Wayne
Day 26: Roleplay w/ Jason Todd
Day 27: Masturbation w/ Jason Todd
Day 28: Uniform w/ Jake Seresin
Day 29: Wall w/ Jason Todd
Day 30: Oral w/ Jason Todd
Day 31: Sex Pollen w/ Jake Seresin (Free Space)
Thank you!!
#kinktober#kinktober 2023#jason todd x reader#bruce wayne x reader#dick grayson x reader#jake seresin x reader#roy kent x reader#jamie tartt x reader#natasha trace x reader#diana prince x reader#simon riley x reader
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#fanart#steven universe#steven universe fanart#adventure time#simon petrikov#betty grof#fiona and cake#ice king#fiona the human#kevin su#jamie the mailman
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#nhl#nhl memes#hockey blogging#hockey textposts#text post meme#brandon tanev#he’s insane#quinn hughes#always something#jamie drysdale#bbygrl#matthew tkachuk#he’s feral#thomas bordeleau#🤤#trevor zegras#dumbass i swear#dylan cozens#i wanna fuck him so bad#ryan graves#my haunted vampire wife#kris letang#he’s also insane#simon benoit#so unbelievably cunty
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This is the first we see this -❣️ - but -
from the way Simon acts - it’s *VERY* normal ⭐️🤩……
“Oh there they go again”
While Jamie showing up with Keeley & Roy is obviously not the norm.
I love the looks Georgie & Simon exchange.
Jamie showing up like this isn’t unusual. It is treated as normal. Simon’s chill and protective attitude so Georgie & Jamie can cuddle is everything.
#tv: ted lasso#this dynamic#jamie tartt#mom city 3x11#Simon appreciation post#d: georgie + jamie#georgie and simon#roy kent#keeley jones#Mummy cuddle#jamie needs a hug#Jamie gets all the hugs#Hug monopoly
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Magnus is me when I see Alec
#shadowhunters#shadowhunters cast#shadowhunters edit#shadowhunters magnus#magnus bane#malec#alec lightwood#alexander lightwood#jace wayland#jace herondale#dominic sherwood#clary fray#clary fairchild#katherine mcnamara#matthew daddario#harry shum jr#simon lewis#alberto rosende#emeraude toubia#isabelle lightwood#lily collins#jamie campbell bower#city of bones#shadowhunters the mortal instruments#the mortal instruments#city of glass#fan edit#artists on tumblr#aesthetic#tumblog
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I swear this has to be more intimate than sex.
#intimate#intamacy#hopeless romantic#romance#emotional connection#bridgerton#simon and daphne#pride and prejudice#mr darcy#outlander#jamie and claire#salembehindbars#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girlblogger#this is a girlblog#girlblogging#just girly things#girlhood#hell is a teenage girl#journaling#romanticizing life#yearning hours#pinning#pining#this is what makes us girls#female insanity#simply esoteric#i just wanna be part of your symphony
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