#Jake Puckerman

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Ranking glee men from gayest to homophobic

Canon gay:

1-Elliot Gilbert

2-Kurt Hummel

2.2-Alistair

3-Blaine Anderson

Not canon gay but it’s fruity as hell:

3.2- Jesse St. James

4-Mason McCarthy

5-Rory Flanagan

6-Ryder Lynn

Bisexual/pansexual:

7-Sam Evans

8-Jake Puckerman

9-Noah Puckerman

Made out with a guy:

10-Will Schuester

11-Brody Weston

Straight:

12-Mike Chang

13-Roderick Meeks

14-Joe Hart

Homophobic:

15-Artie Abrams

16-Finn Hudson

17-Cooper Anderson

Homophobic and gay:

18-Spencer Porter

19-Dave Karofsky

20-Sebastian Smythe

21-Myron Muskovitz

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As long as I know I have love, I can make it.

@giftober 2024 | day 11: orange

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GLEEk CLUB 2013 ✰

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Glee + Reductress Headlines (106/?)

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i’ve been seeing a lot of stuff hating on Finn which i totally understand with how he outed Santana and said slurs to Kurt but i feel Rachel doesn’t belong with anyone else. yes i think her and Jesse were good together but they had to much competition and the egg thing was just horrible. She and Finn are the only right pairing, especially compared to her and puck, her and sam, and her and BRODY🤮🤮. but yeah let me know what y’all think i’m genuinely curious

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GLEE S04E15 Girls (and Boys) on Film

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Something that pisses me off about seasons 4 & 5 of glee is that everyone always seems more offended at the actions of Ryder and Jake in regards to the love triangle with Marley than they do when people are invalidating Ryder’s childhood sa. Like Sam and Artie literally say that it’s not a big deal and that it would have been a dream come true and Schue mildly scolds them. BUT when Ryder sings Innocent Man in the Billy Joel episode to Marley he looks SO scandalized.

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GUYS IM FUCKING DYING???? HELLO??

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Glee cast sings MAYHEM by Lady Gaga

Disease sung by Jake Puckerman

-I see this song as a continuity to The Cure, if Marley sang The Cure I think Jake should sing Disease about Marley. “I could play the doctor I could cure your disease” this could mean literally as in Jake helping Marley overcome her ED or metaphorically as in Jake helping Marley with her writing career, that way he would heal her disease (lack of confidence) and help her find the cure (Marley’s writing dream)

Abracadabra sung by Kurt and Mercedes in season 1

-this would be sung around the time they’re both on the cheerios. Gaga describes this song as overcoming challenges, for Kurtcedes it’d be going from the two glee losers to top list cheerios. The lady in red mentioned in the song is definitely Sue Sylvester, not only is she an actual lady in red, but, she symbolizes the tester of this challenges, kind of how Sue was making a hell out of their lives, pushing their limits until they proved their value by making the Vogue video clip, which obviously granted them the status of cheerios

Garden of Eden sung by Quinn Fabray in season 2

-Quinn would sing this in the period where she dates Sam but it’s horny for Finn, the song has a lot of biblical references that not only fits Quinn’s character but also the situation itself. Quinn would represent the snake in the story, tempting Eve (in this case Finn) into sinning, aka making him kiss her knowing she’s with someone else, also the lyrics “i could be your girlfriend for the weekend, you could be my boyfriend for the night” fits this storyline a lot so I approve

Perfect Celebrity sung by Mercedes and Rachel in season 5

-this song is giving me their monologue in 100 vibes, “you love to hate me, I’m the perfect celebrity” COME ON this is literally them singing about how both are becoming more famous on their respective careers and how the other one should be jealous, pure poetry in my ears. I can totally see them singing this in a fantasy section with the students all wanting autographs and such and then the song ends and they come back to reality, no one gaf about their beef💀

Can’t Stop the High sung by Brittany and Santana in “Blame It On the Alcohol”

-this could be an actual performance instead of playing Like a G6 in the background, basically the scenes would be the same, everyone’s getting drunk and making out and laughing and crying and stripping and Brittany and Santana are the ones singing and it’s just chaos and “it tastes like pink IT TASTES LIKE PINK”

Vanish Into You sung by Kurt Hummel in season 6

-this song has various interpretations, the one I like the most is, this song is about a past love, how the one singing is so sad and desperate to just be with this person, as if they can’t exist without this person, feeling a need to vanish into this person to feel complete. Reminds you of someone? Kurt Hummel in season 6, Blaine “moved on”, he’s dating someone else while Kurt can’t do the same, it’s not right to him, but there’s nothing he can do about it, he isn’t happy, Blaine however would make him extremely happy by getting back together

Killah feat. Gesaffelstein sung by Kitty Wilde

-this song right here it’s not for Kitty, it’s for Femme Fatale. Like, this song is so sexual and horny yet psychopathic and murderous it completely fits Kitty, it could be either sung very inappropriately in the glee club or maybe at her house with someone waiting for her? Either way I’m sure Artie Abrams would be speechless afterwards and maybe a little aroused

Zombieboy sung by Artie, Brittany, Lauren, Mercedes, Quinn, Rachel, Santana and Tina in “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle”

-I can see this as a “side performance” after thriller/heads will roll, the guys are on the field playing but the girls (and Artie) are cheering for them and they would be singing this song, there’s even some sax in the song so the band could be there as well, also everyone would sing, even Lauren because she deserves some love and attention, I can see her in particular singing the intro with Brittany and Santana. This for the most part would be sung by Tina and Rachel with the others having minor parts, but at the end they all complement themselves

Lovedrug sung by Santana Lopez in season 2

-Santana would sing this to Brittany, saying how she’s poisoned by her, how Brittany it’s an addiction to Santana just like a real drug, Santana is only happy with her by her side. Maybe Holly could be there to play the guitar and support her through it idk. Would be very emotional not gonna lie like, Songbird/Mine levels of emotional

How Bad Do U Want Me sung by Rachel Berry in season 2

-Rachel isn’t exactly a bad girl but the energy of the song matches her, she would sing this about how Finn is dumb and stupid to be with Quinn when she is right there and she is clearly more devoted and into him than her. A few lines of this song match this whole drama a lot like “You hear my name, but she's on your brain/and I'm here to kiss you in real life”. Quinn would definitely be pissed after this performance and maybe then she would demand that he couldn’t sing with her at nationals and… we know how that went. Why is the t-Rex eating the Jew?

Don’t Call Tonight sung by Kurt and Rachel in “The Break-Up”

-Blaine and Finn had their turn singing an angsty song about their relationships, it’s kurtchel’s time! Kurt would sing this about how Blaine and him are distancing themselves, how Kurt started ignoring Blaine’s messages because he’s getting tired of it, he doesn’t want Blaine to keep calling him. Rachel doesn’t want Finn to call because well, he isn’t, she’s (almost) over him, she’s messing around with Brody and she doesn’t need him. Everything goes down when the both of them appear in New York for a visit (and everything goes downhill)

Kill For Love sung by Sebastian Smythe with the Warblers

-this is quite literally something Sebastian should’ve sung in canon, like, it’s a very straight forward song lol “there’s a wolf inside of me”, “you know what I am, baby, and I know you’re gonna be mine”. This is like that deleted scene of I Want You Back, just Sebastian being horny and desiring Blaine even if most definitely in front of Kurt, he doesn’t care honestly

Shadow of a Man sung by Kurt Hummel in early season 3

-I don’t recall exactly in what episode did Blaine auditioned for the role of Tony in West Side Story but this is what’s on my mind. Kurt would sing this about always being a misfit and never being in the spotlight, because a feminine gay man could never be a leader in a singing group or the main lead in a musical, Blaine auditioning would be the last straw for him. Blaine wasn’t going to audition, but everyone wanted him to and no one wanted Kurt to play Tony, once again, dancing in the shadow of a “real man”. Kurt would forgive him eventually but this would change their relationship a lot

The Beast Sung by Blaine and Rachel in “The First Time”

-“The Beast is a song about Michael’s (Gaga’s husband) big cock” this was honestly so funny i can’t stop thinking about it, just imagine “Blaine and Rachel sang The Beast about the Hudmel’s big cocks” I’m sorry but this is the peak of humor to me. Anyways, this song is just pushing the sexy agenda to me, “turn on the music, turn off the lights, I wanna feel the beast inside”

Blade of Grass sung by Emma Pillsbury

-out of all of the married couples on glee I think Wemma fits with this song the most. The blade of grass in the song refers to how Michael proposed to Gaga, not with a ring, but a blade of grass from their yard, this feels so much like something Will would do to Emma, he learned that big things aren’t what Emma likes, she likes small but meaningful things, such as, being proposed with a blade of grass by the man she loves

Die With a Smile feat. Bruno Mars sung by Finn and Rachel

-Finchel in my opinion have the best romantic duets in the show, I think both their voices fit here a lot. I don’t know when exactly they could sing this, I would say season 3, that’s the only season where they’re like faithful and with each other for the entire season so… also I could definitely see this song featured in the graduation album, the colors even match!

I’m so sorry it took so long to post this!!! I just started college and my life is crazy! I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I did, this album is easily one of my favorites now, it was very fun thinking about glee characters singing it, keep in mind that this new era is like a week old, so I can change my thoughts a lot, I guess this is a temporary end to this series huh?

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he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!

glee episode 5.01 “love love love” with pantone colors (insp)

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i just watched challengers and omggg i just HAD to quickly draw this picture that was happening in my head

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kitty wilde, they could never make me like you

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ok guys hear me out

i saw this tkcarlos edit (these gay guys from 911: lone star?? not sure) and thought they were cute. but the carlos guy reminded me of someone

jake puckerman (aka jacob artist. he’s so fine). they literally have the same eyes. well, kinda. pls tell me i’m not going crazy.

marker sapling (the guy who plays puck) sucks so i’m just thinking i’m gonna recast this guy in my mind as noah puckerman. you should too. rafael l. silva is foineee.

LOOK. he could pull off the blue uniform and the gel down look better than market salon. and rafael/jacob look more related to each other than jacob/marketing salesman over there. maybe he could also pull off the mohawk

i’m not crazy