#Jake Puckerman

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As long as I know I have love, I can make it.

@giftober 2024 | day 11: orange

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Ranking glee men from gayest to homophobic

Canon gay:

1-Elliot Gilbert

2-Kurt Hummel

2.2-Alistair

3-Blaine Anderson

Not canon gay but it’s fruity as hell:

3.2- Jesse St. James

4-Mason McCarthy

5-Rory Flanagan

6-Ryder Lynn

Bisexual/pansexual:

7-Sam Evans

8-Jake Puckerman

9-Noah Puckerman

Made out with a guy:

10-Will Schuester

11-Brody Weston

Straight:

12-Mike Chang

13-Roderick Meeks

14-Joe Hart

Homophobic:

15-Artie Abrams

16-Finn Hudson

17-Cooper Anderson

Homophobic and gay:

18-Spencer Porter

19-Dave Karofsky

20-Sebastian Smythe

21-Myron Muskovitz

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Glee + Reductress Headlines (106/?)

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GLEEk CLUB 2013 ✰

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mike chang you deserved better

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GUYS IM FUCKING DYING???? HELLO??

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kitty wilde, they could never make me like you

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GLEE S04E15 Girls (and Boys) on Film

[is-that-you-john-wayne]

ok guys hear me out

i saw this tkcarlos edit (these gay guys from 911: lone star?? not sure) and thought they were cute. but the carlos guy reminded me of someone

jake puckerman (aka jacob artist. he’s so fine). they literally have the same eyes. well, kinda. pls tell me i’m not going crazy.

marker sapling (the guy who plays puck) sucks so i’m just thinking i’m gonna recast this guy in my mind as noah puckerman. you should too. rafael l. silva is foineee.

LOOK. he could pull off the blue uniform and the gel down look better than market salon. and rafael/jacob look more related to each other than jacob/marketing salesman over there. maybe he could also pull off the mohawk

i’m not crazy

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Jacob Artist

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he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!

glee episode 5.01 “love love love” with pantone colors (insp)

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GLEE LGBTQIA+ HEADCANONS- HAPPY PRIDE MONTH PART 3

21- Unique Adams- trans

-canonically trans

-her story felt a little rushed in my opinion, she went from a drag queen to a crossdresser to a trans person in a spam of like 6 episodes

-underrated Queen

-the best singer in my opinion

22- Marley Rose- pansexual and asexual

-this could be an interesting story line

-like the reason she doesn’t feel ready for sex is because she’s not sexually attracted to anyone

-although this would potentially make Jake an asshole

-her and Unique are gfs tho❤️

23- Jake Puckerman- bisexual

-def wanted to smack Ryder

-he was watching Sam “twerk”

-just gives of energy tbh

-I would actually spend a lot of money to see Jacob Artist make out with a ma

24- Ryder Lynn- gay

-never liked Marley, he actually liked Jake

-i really like Rynique but gay Ryder just speaks louder in my heart

-we could’ve met his father in this possible storyline like the opportunity😭

-Ryan Murphy had a chance to do an actual love triangle on glee but NOOOO LETS MAKE THEM FIGHT FOR THE PRETTY GIRL AGAIN FOR THE FOURTH TIME

25- Kitty Wilde- lesbian

-“what would Quinn Fabray do?” She would be a lesbian

-she dated Jake, Artie and had a crush on Ryder yet she had absolutely 0 chemistry with all of them

-Marley on the other hand…

26- Roderick Meeks- aroace

- I find it interesting how him (and Madison) are the only ones that never showed interest in another person

- really wish assexuality was discussed more back in the 2010’s

- he should’ve been one of the characters introduced in season 4 and I would die on that hill

27- Jane Hayward- unlabeled

- probably thinks labels are stupid and shouldn’t exist because it’s misogynistic or offensive or sm

- idk I really dislike her I feel she would say something annoying like this

28- Mason McCarthy- bisexual

- yeah you’re not straight

- he’s also a really boring character for me so I have nothing to add💀

29- Madison McCarthy- aromantic and lesbian

- now THATS a feral lesbian

- her and Jane as girlfriends tho?

- aromantic part is bc I feel she’s the type of aro who’s disgusted by love

-still likes touching boobs tho

30- Spencer Porter- gay

-canon

- interesting storyline for the first seasons

- although it’s kind off like Dave’s storyline

There’s a limit of ten pictures per post but I really don’t want to make a fourth post just for the students so…

31- Alistair- gay and genderfluid

- Billies brother wow

- this is just based on vibes cause I have no idea if he ever spoke on glee

32- Myron Muskovitz- trans and lesbian

- Josie Totah it’s trans so I feel her character should also be

- maybe figured out when she was about 16?

- so by dreams come true she would already be in her transition🥹

33- Skylar- polysexual

- who? Oh yeah the Blaine of season 6

- again based on vibes

- he’s also a really good singer go listen to the album version of take me to church

34- Super Gay Warbler- indeed gay

- behold the oracle has spoken the truth

- also a good singer go listen to the album version of rise

35- Sunshine Corazon- trans and pansexual

- same with Myron, since the actor is trans I feel like his character should also be

- just imagine after all those years Sunshine returning on season 6 for his transition

- what would be his name tho? Moonlight? *old people laugh plays on the background lmao lol haha*

That’s it for the main kids, prolly won’t do a fourth post for the adults because I don’t really care about them but only time will tell

[anderchang]

some glee ships i love… i’m not giving any explanations (i might)

anderchang/chanderson OBVIOUSLY (blaine & mike)

seblaine/andersmythe (sebastian & blaine)

brittana (brittany & santana)

kittina (kitty & tina)

blam/anderevans (blaine & sam)

jyder/puckerlynn (jake & ryder)

faberry/quinnchel (quinn & rachel)

blinn/hudanderson (blaine & finn)

puckerrose (jake & marley)

changford (mike & matt)

tike (tina & mike)

partie (puck & artie)

st. hudson (jesse & finn)

FUCK/or you know, the less-appealing “pinn” (finn & puck)

st. berry (jesse & rachel)

finchel (finn & rachel)

puckleberry (puck & rachel)

quick (quinn & puck)

wildeabrams (kitty & artie)

huntbastian (hunter & sebastian)

blainter/huntblaine (blaine & hunter)

spalistair (spencer & alistair)

wesvid (wes the warbler & david the warbler)

niff/dusterling (nick the warbler & jeff the warbler)

nickblaine (nick the warbler & blaine)

anderpuck (blaine & puck)

blake/anderpuck (blaine & jake)

wesblaine (wes the warbler & blaine)

st. anderson/anderjames (jesse & blaine)

flanderson (rory & blaine)

rinn (rory & finn)

blainebox (blaine & meatbox)

can you tell i like blaine anderson with literally everyone?? and also that i basically made most of these ship names up???

also we have some meatbox recognition yaay ❤️

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Challengers (gcv).m4v

i just watched challengers and omggg i just HAD to quickly draw this picture that was happening in my head