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kurtsascot · 11 months ago
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GUYS IM FUCKING DYING???? HELLO??
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pigeonmoony · 2 years ago
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had a dream me and my sister were at a hotel and lea michelle cut in line for the elevator then when it opened she went down the stairs and i leaned over to her and said "bet she went down the stairs cause she can't read the buttons in the elevator" and i think about that a lot
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pettydavis · 2 years ago
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if i was lea michele i would literally never confirm or deny the crazy conspiracy that i cant read. like the literal mystique of that. the free publicity. am i a dumb bitch or not, you’ll never know
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whatiwillsay · 2 years ago
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whats ur opinion on the lea michele cant read conspiracy theory?
it's funny but obviously not true
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celeb-as-fuck · 4 years ago
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buzzfeed com/ shylawatson/ lea-michele-cant-read-theory I think anon was referring to this type of story in regards to Lea not being able to read, there why quite a few crazy articles about this conspiracy that she can't read or write!
Lmao then how does she learn her lines?
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pickupafteryourselves · 6 years ago
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@pigfartsss
Hey. I’m making a new post instead of reblogging yours because I don't keep track of who's blocked me yet and I’m too lazy to bother checking heh.
In case you were asking for real (and in case you can still see this), here goes mine:
Because "CC believers" take to any outlet they can to directly harrass Darren and Chris and their friends and family. That's where we inevitably see your conspiracy theories and their harmful effects.
On a small scale, this hinders my fandom experience.
On a much larger scale, these people are spreading misogyny, homophobia and transphobia among other nasty things. This isn't about anyone "believing" anything about Darren (people who are not conspiracy theorists simply accept what he tells us about his own private personal life because why the hell wouldn't we? It's his business).
I know what you're going to say: "I have never addressed the actors directly on social media" and "not ALL ccers" etc
It doesn't matter. CCers who don't tweet hate at people still foster those attitudes here on tumblr and do so in the hopes of roping more people into it. You believing whatever doesn't concern us until you start acting on those beliefs to the detriment of others.
You've possibly never posted a single hateful word and simply delight in reading RPF and daydreaming. In that case, anti-CT posts are not for you, they are for the people who promote the terrible attitudes I mentioned. But you asked why some people were bothered by what CCers say, so I took it to mean you were asking fans. If you wanted to know instead why “Miarren stans” send CCers insults, then sorry for butting in :P (I don’t know any Miarren stans, I can’t answer for them). Tbh that practice seems to me like old, nasty ship wars and it’s something usually both sides feed (though I can’t really offer input in, as I don’t partake in RPS, nor do I stan anyone. I don’t endorse these practices and generally disencourage shippers from behaving like this).
CCers could also take their own advice: If they’re so sure Darren goes home to Chris every night, they could relish in that certainty without the need to use their public blogs to throw insults at their fave’s female partner (including whore and alcoholic, which btw gives you a glimpse into what kind of people they are), who they have CHOSEN to assign the role of villain to in their theories out of entirely subjectively disliking her. What they are certain are mere “PR stunts” shouldn’t ultimately bother them. But they want to hate Mia more than they want to just believe Darren and Chris are holding hands out there somewhere. They’re not the only ones. It’s a defining trait in tinhats across fandoms (Supernatural, Outlander, One Direction, Prince Harry, Twilight, Benedict Cumberbatch, Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings and sadly so many others - you’ll find they use practically the same arguments, lore, “evidence” and insults).
And it’s nice that you say that proven wrong you’d just accept it. It is. Problem is I don’t know what you guys think will prove you wrong if from the very beginning Darren outright said specifically who he was and you decided he was lying. After that, there really is nothing he could ever say with his own mouth or otherwise that would prove you wrong. The words “Chris and I are not dating” have been uttered. Clearly a wedding doesn’t do it for you (it only makes your theories all the more convulted and outlandish). I know for sure that having kids wouldn’t prove it to you either (see those other fandoms for fake baby theories). Your reasons for dismissing his words are 0% objective. Because you think their wedding attires were awful? Plenty of people without bias would agree and plenty would disagree. I fail to see how one’s personal taste in fashion is confirmation of anything. You want to take snapshots, moments in time, in which Darren is being photographed with neutral expressions while going about his business and call them proof? Still being 0% objective, because you are adding your own (wild) interpretations to them (not to mention if people simply walked down the street with a smile on their face, they would look deranged). And with those methods you could “prove” myriad ridiculous statements. There already is a compilation of Darren looking miserable while holding instruments and you haven’t said he hates music. There is a compilation of Lea Michele and Chris Colfer looking and acting and posing like actual lovers. Why aren’t we stating that they are in love as if it were a fact? This could be endless. Whether you think somebody has chemistry or not is ultimately just that, an opinion. Opinions are not facts. You personally hating the color yellow doesn’t make the color yellow universally shit. So, while you may label the wedding as “trashy” and think “well, if it was trashy, it must be fake,” there actually are people out there who thought it looked great. And you would both be correct in your assessments, because they are opinions. The things is, neither opinion has any correlation to the veracity of the event. Zero.
If someone you don't even know personally one day tells you something about themselves like "So my favourite color is yellow" and you go "Fine. Good for you, I guess," instead of deciding it's a lie and then trying to cling on to anything that could however remotely back up your already solidified conclusion, you'd probably be less stressed out whenever they wore yellow sneakers.
There are plenty of contexts in which skepticism is vital, but people’s sexual orientations are not it. And battling homophobia is very important, but making an unwilling participant your champion for it is completely inappropriate. CCers keep talking about how outing someone is bad. But are their blogs not an effort in doing exactly that? If all they wanted to do was vent amongst themselves, they would have passworded these blogs. But they’ve been trying to make these conspiracy theories spread for ages, because that is what conspiracy theorists do.
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ethelcainsboobs · 5 years ago
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i personally know both of the folks who did the podcast that popularized the 'lea michele cant read' conspiracy, and its honestly the best thing to ever happen to me
Omgggg that’s so funny I literally love that for you. I miss that conspiracy so much. Do you know what happened to the videos abt it?? Bc I’ve tried to look them up before and they’re just GONE
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njawaidofficial · 7 years ago
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So, Uh, There's A Viral Conspiracy Theory That Lea Michele Can't Read And It's Wild
https://styleveryday.com/2018/03/25/so-uh-theres-a-viral-conspiracy-theory-that-lea-michele-cant-read-and-its-wild/
So, Uh, There's A Viral Conspiracy Theory That Lea Michele Can't Read And It's Wild
The internet is doing a lot this week.
Alright, kids. This one is a doozy so just stay with me, okay? You know Lea Michele?
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Well, there’s a rumor floating around the interwebz that the former Glee actress can’t read…or write.
I know, I know. It’s bananas.
Fox
It all started when fans Jaye Hunt and Robert Ackerman shared a video on their podcast, One More Thing‘s, Facebook page.
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The theory basically came together after three things: 1. A few ~interesting~ lines in Sorry Not Sorry, an autobiography written by Naya Rivera, Lea’s costar. 2. The fact that Lea began her career at such an early age, the only way she’d be able to learn lines is by hearing and memorizing them. 3. According to them, she didn’t have to read music on Glee; she would just hear a song and then record it.
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Now, I know what you’re thinking. It’s crazy! INSANE! There’s no way this could be true. And, you’d be right.
But, I love a good conspiracy and WHAT IF. WHAT IF, GUYS.
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And so did Ryan Murphy…kinda.
Honestly, IDK what to believe. This is a case for Scully and Mulder if you ask me.
Twitter: @LeaMichele
All in all, the internet is a lot and I need to sit down.
Bravo
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unholy-fabray · 11 months ago
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LMFAOO HELP !!!!
GUYS IM FUCKING DYING???? HELLO??
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