#Jake Lonergan

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DANIEL CRAIG as JAKE LONERGAN in COWBOYS & ALIENS (2011)

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Imagine Jake being forced to watch as a “demon” studies your anatomy.

Mesmerized by the viridescent light, you offered zero resistance as the alien lacerated your outfit.

Jake’s eyes fixed on the glowing knife. He thought for sure the demon wanted to disembowel you. Slaughter you like a lamb.

Your captors were clearly not of this world. Of course, you had no idea they were extraterrestrials. War of the Worlds wouldn’t be published for another twenty plus years.

Its exoskeleton opened and from alien’s chest two visceral arms reached out. Tri-fingered hands sought out your own chest. Latched on. And squeezed. It admired the contrast. Nice, plump skin against its lung-hands.

Jake screamed your name, helpless as the anthrophiliac pleasured it- and yourself. Mammaries were clearly a novelty. Though the alien didn’t think he’d get tired of yours anytime soon. The females of your species were really fascinating. And he made that fascination known, to Jake, when another panel of his carapace parted, revealing a new appendage.

Thick, pulsing, and oddly humanoid. Even the testes- Horrified, Jake willed himself to look away. But couldn’t. You remained pliant. Eyes unseeing. Breasts unstimulated. Or so Jake prayed, his own cock yearning to be released.

The examination table was about to become a marital bed.

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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In 1873, aliens attempted to invade Arizona not reckoning on how tough American Cowboys were. (Cowboys & Aliens, Flm)

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Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

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being a daniel craig stan means watching him play amazing characters in terrible movies

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Daniel Craig as Jake Lonergan in Cowboys and Aliens (2011). Dan was born in Cheshire, England, and has 70 acting credits 1992-2022. His entries among my best 1001 are Elizabeth, Infamous, Casino Royale, Skyfall, and Knives Out.

His other notable credits include an episode of The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Road to Perdition, Layer Cake, Munich, The Golden Compass, Quantum of Solace, Defiance, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Spectre, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (as a storm trooper), Logan Lucky, No Time to Die, and Glass Onion.

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Top Five Daniel Craig roles

TBH I've only seen 5 Daniel Craig roles, so I guess I'll put them in order of which ones I like most to which ones I vaguely remember because I only saw the movie once 🙈

Benoit Blanc (Knives Out movies)

James Bond

Joe Bang (Logan Lucky)

Alex West (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider)

Jake Lonergan (Cowboys & Aliens)

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#1. Jinx (arcane)

#2. Jason Todd (DC)

#3. Ironhide (transformers bayverse)

#4. Crosshairs (transformers bayverse)

#5. Hound (transformers bayverse)

#6. Jake lonergan (Cowboys & aliens)

#7. Nat Colorado (Cowboys & aliens)

#8. Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

#9. Eric Brooks (Blade)

#10. Hellboy (original Hellboy movie)

(I missed out a lot of characters but yeh)

Random @'s: @juan1dupree23 @bluesheep23 @cer-rata @squiddmaxim

TAG GAME— List 10 of your favorite characters from different fandoms

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Hortensia (Fire Emblem Engage)

Juvia Lockser (Fairy Tail)

Kaze (Fire Emblem Fates)

Lisia (Pokémon)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

Owain (Fire Emblem Awakening)

Shirayuki (Snow White with the Red Hair)

Van Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Yuuri Katsuki (Yuri!!! on ICE)

Zeref Dragneel (Fairy Tail)

Tagging: @fayesdiary @dragonballwish @elegyofthemoon @sevarix-blogs @ghostlydragonpainter

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COWBOYS & ALIENS 2011, dir. Jon Favreau

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Celebrating your birthday...

Request: 👋🏽 ur work is awesome! Can’t get enough of it. If requests are still open, can we have how James and Benoit would celebrate their s/o’s birthday? Thank you! @femalefilmaker

I decided to do this for all of the Craig characters because I thought the idea was cute! I’d also like to apologize for this being so insanely late. I’ve been going through a lot of personal stuff, so I haven’t been super inspired to write as of late. 

I did not reference race, gender, sexuality, or physical appearance. If I missed something, please let me know so I can change it!

Warnings: mentions of alcohol and hints of sex

Masterlist:

Benoit Blanc:

- He absolutely gets you some flowers. They’ll probably be placed in a vase on the kitchen table or by the window in the living room. You might not notice it right away, but he loves seeing the look of surprise on your face when you do see it. 

- Benoit’s gifts are always thoughtful. He takes note of what kinds of books you’ve been reading recently or what color is missing in your fuzzy sock collection or what supplies you’re running out of that you need for your hobby.

- The two of you spend the day at a museum, either natural history or art. You might not be together the entire time because Benoit is the type of person to read each label, while you are not. You probably go to the exhibits you want to see, making sure to double back a few times to check up on him until the two of you decide to leave. You compare notes on the way home.

- He makes your favorite dinner, lights some candles, and plays some gentle jazz music. Maybe afterwards he’ll ask you for a dance. And honestly? You could probably dance with this man for hours. You find it incredibly charming how he hums along with the music and occasionally kisses your knuckles. 

Joe Bang:

- You don’t even get the chance to eat breakfast before he hands you your present. It took him a very long time to figure out what you might like and he wants to see your reaction as soon as he can. He also has a present prepared for when the two of you turn in for the night ;)

- He takes you to an amusement park or the arcade, and absolutely tries to show off when playing the games. And he won’t care if it’s the silliest game on the block, he will put his all into it if there’s a prize that you want. There’s not a ride he won’t go on (although the idea of some of them do make his stomach turn) or a food he won’t eat if it means he gets to experience it with you. 

- Dinner is the main event because of course it’s barbeque. Veggie kebabs or ribs, with cornbread and beans! Mac n’ Cheese pudding with collard greens on the side! What ever it is, Joe is going to pile it all on your plate.

- His brothers, Sam and Fish, are going to join you, alongside other family and friends. If your birthday in the spring or summer, you’ll all be surrounding the firepit for hours laughing and joking (s’mores!). If it’s in the winter, you’ll be eating inside on the floor and couch, maybe with a movie on in the background. 

James Bond:

- The likelihood of James being able to make it is low, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t try and send you something. 

- He struggles to get you something meaningful. He doesn’t celebrate peoples’ birthdays very often, much less his own, so he’s a bit lost. He ends up settling on a little gift shop souvenir from wherever he is, some flowers, and a card. The cards that James gives you are always on the funny side (there’s usually a pun involved). His written message is short, sweet, and to the point. 

- It is the one day that you truly have him all to yourself (the holidays are the prime time for crime, you’ve discovered), so your wish is his command. He might make a face when you decide you want to go to an aquarium or the petting zoo, but he finds that he’s enjoying himself after a few minutes.

- James is also constantly touching you - light touches, nothing inappropriate, but almost needy. Your fingers are intertwined, his shoulder is bumping yours, a hand on your back, light kisses on your temple... Each gesture is so light, you almost miss it when it happens.

Jake Lonergan:

- His gifts are always practical. It’ll be a new pocket watch or a nice hat with a ribbon in your favorite color. 

- It’s one of the few days out of the year that Jake will let you sleep in as long as you want to. Usually, he tries to pack up and get things going as soon as possible, but your birthday is special and he wants to give you a break from the rough travelling the two of you have been doing as of late. 

- He’ll get tickets to a show, a travelling act or a little concert. It’s not much, but he’s happy to know that you like it when you take his hand in yours and rest your head on his shoulders.

- That night is filled with candlelight and laughter in an actual bed! He gets a room in the center of town just for the occasion. 

Prof. Fluke Kelso:

- He’s made dinner reservations at your favorite restaurant at least a month in advance. And don’t worry, Fluke is not too keen on letting the place know that it’s your birthday in case it’s the type of place that goes all out. It’s also likely that the two of you will have desert at home with a glass of something sparkly or warm.

- The evening might end with a walk in a park or by taking the scenic view home with his arm around you. The two of you probably did all the talking over dinner, so now you just stroll in comfortable silence. 

- His gifts are always small and sweet. Fluke says he’s the one who wrapped it, but chances are he asked the lady behind the register to do it for him...

- If he is on a work trip, he makes sure that you guys facetime and he’ll send you your gift through the mail. He will undoubtedly stress about whether or not it will arrive on time, to the point where you need to send him a picture of confirmation when it lands on the doorstep. 

XXXX:

- The two of you don’t tend to go all out for birthdays, but that doesn’t mean you don’t take advantage of the opportunity to spend some quality time together. Because he’s his own boss, he decides his own hours, something he is very lucky to say hasn’t changed since getting his own bar.

- You’ll spend the morning inside, but he’ll take you somewhere nice for brunch and then you go window shopping. You like those shoes? He’s already asking for your size. Haven’t had gelato in a while? He’s ordering your favorite flavor. 

- He’s not the most physically affectionate person, but he does make an effort on your special day. Usually, he starts off small, like with a warm hand on your back, but by the time evening comes around, he’s got an arm around you, encouraging you to rest your head on his shoulder.

- Dinner consists of eating take-out from your favorite restaurant while on the floor watching a movie. It might turn into a movie marathon (he has never seen Harry Potter!) or a marathon of a different kind...

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Boy do I love it when I plan to update and then don’t. I keep trying to be better about it, but it really seems like my brain can’t take a break. 

- Violet

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✨Jake Lonergan✨ everyone. He is so handsome and sad so I decided to adopt him as a comfort character to write about 🥺

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Harrison Ford as Colonel Woodrow Dolarhyde 2011 in "Cowboys & Aliens"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboys_%26_Aliens

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Daniel Craig as Jake Lonergan | Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

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Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

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