#Jaey is though!)

[ajaeyinalife]

I remember reading somewhere that Visual novels are not genres but rather mediums. And that game devs should start promoting the premise of their games rather than try to sell it as a visual novel for VN fans. I remember reading how marketing it that way helps sell the games better because people would start playing it because they like the story not because of its niche.

This also helps developers to create unique games people want to play and reach a wider audience. Like, eventhough disco elysium isn’t really a VN on like a UI level or gameplay wise. It’s still considered as a VN (despite people saying otherwise) because it technically still fits into VN checklist.

…… It’s currently midnight and I’ve been scrolling tumblr and Twitter to find this post so if anyone is kind enough to find it please tag it here.

Thanks <3

[soulsxng]

Top 5 believers of "I can fix him"

5. Ezra

I was considering placing him in the 4th or 3rd spot, but when I take into account just how easy it would be for someone to corrupt Ezra? I decided against it. Because while he tends to be one of the most morally sound muses, if someone eased him into being more accepting of the darker things? Suddenly it's "...They are getting better. They're only going this far, instead of that far.", or making up excuses as to why it's okay if the person/people that he loves are doing fucked up shit.

Still though, he would never stop trying to "fix" the person, if only a little bit.

4. Zeqyabin

Zebi isn't really the type to force people to change, but if he comes to love a person, and they're doing something that might land them in trouble, or get them hurt, he's going to at least try to stop it. Harmless pranks are all well and good, but once people are really getting hurt? There's unnecessary suffering? Yeah, he doesn't like the thought of that-- either the people he loves being on the receiving end of that, or innocent people.

3. Jaeyani

...I was gonna put him higher too, but decided against it. If only because while he would only ever try to encourage the best behavior from a lover, he has (though admittedly sporadic) moments where Jaey himself can snap, and act even more cruelly than Tarinx...and that's saying something. That's something he never wants someone he loves to have to do that kind of thing for themselves, though. He wants to provide a life for those that he loves that ensures they can be happy and content without the need to ever do bad themselves.

2. Orin

Don't get me wrong, Orin loves a the whole bad boy trope, but like...just in vibe, more-so than actions. They hate violence, and they don't like seeing people suffer. Though Io and those that work for him definitely aren't the most kosher, there's a sort of unspoken agreement that darker details of jobs and such aren't discussed around Orin. Not because they don't know, but because they hate the idea of people being in pain. They know evil exists in all things, but that doesn't mean they have to accept it. It doesn't mean that they can't try to change things for the better-- even if they feel it might only be in some miniscule way.

1. Aile

Literally guys, I don't know what you want me to say here. Aile is literally the "I can fix him" trope, tied with a big, earthy bow. He spends most of his days helping people struggling with their mental health, and he absolutely loves it. Ai won't even hold any slips ups against the other person! He'll just hold out his hand and help them right back up the ladder again. Of course you can do it, he'll be right there by your side the whole time to support you!

Stolen from: @fatestouch, ily Nova Tagging: everyone! It's a fun one

[phantomthiefgaige]

Sburb:Final Test Build! (Prologue)

*A website opens up showing a chatlog between four individuals. A website called Troll-A-Chum. This was the last normal conversation before the session started.*

dynamicProtagonist: thAtcher, where the hell are you?! is your thinkpan, sorry…”Brain” still Culminating on the newest set of excuses to holD Everyone back from Fully levelinG up for the better?!

thinkpanObliterator: Come now Adroxi, it izn’t all that zerious. He could juzt be running a bit behind iz all.

zanyKnight: Sorry! I’m super late! Had another run in with “You know who.” He was guarding my copy of SBURB along with THE DONUTS.

DP: are tHese “donuts” really that Important you had to needlessly capitalize them?

ZK: …they had chocolate frosting…

grimmestDarkpony: did somebody say chocolate?!?! :D

TO: Ahh, Emmi. You’re here. I take it your copy is in your handz?

GP: yeah! got it in the mail today from my parents!

TO: Parentz, zuch a human conztruct anyway. Zounds like it would be better than…hmmm, no. What we have iz much better. Anywayz insert the game in already or elze the cluckbeazt will find you~!

DP: kasill…stop…

ZK: Can we play now?

DP: thatcher, pay attention and insert the disc!

*As soon as they insert the disc…things go dark…for the audience. For now. Lets get the plot of this story out of the way, then we’ll do roll call.*

The real title of this tale…

Homestuck: Connection Lost

The plot is similar to the main series. Four varying aged individuals decide to play a game together, however after entering the medium, the connection to their server is lost and as such, their world is deleted. However, the four end up in another session. One already in progress with a boy, his friends, and eight trolls negging them as well…yeah they’ve wound up in the beta timeline and must work with them to at least save this world.

Unoriginal plot is now out of the way. Now, lets get on with the role call!

Up first, the self proclaimed “leader” of this group.

Adroxi Repits

Adroxi is a teal Blooded troll who has a passion for justiCe and as such works on his figure to grow himself physically. he is heavily inspireD by jrpgs and oftEn thinks oF himself as the protaGonist. wHIle he can come across as rude and…very rude, deep down he has a bond with most of his friends that will be pushed to their limits while on this Journey. He’s also the one who made the Troll-A-Chum servers for his friends to talk on.

Age: 8.5 Sweeps (18.5. 23 by the credits)

Weapons: His fists, SwordBats

Typing quirks: AlphaBetiCal capitalization.

Chumhandle: dynamicProtagonist

Next is.

Kasill Vaveil

Kasill is a Jade blooded troll who can handle the Alternian sun like most do but something is off about her. Instead of embracing the nurturing and caregiving side most of them have, she fears that if she does this, she’ll cause problems and will lead others to their deaths. To remedy this she hides behind a “kooky” and wacky persona so that nobody suspects she’s hiding anything. She lets it slip with her friends though at times…mainly Thatcher and Adroxi.

Age: 7 Sweeps (15. 20 by the credits)

Weapons: Barbed Wire, Chains

Typing quirks: Replaces all S’s with Z’s

Chumhandle: thinkpanObliterator

Next we have

Jaey Thatcher

Jaey is a normal everyday human who’s sleep deprived and lives with a guy who dresses in knight armor and trains him in “the way of the knight.” Which mainly includes random attacks and being left on the ground after getting his ass kicked. Due to living on edge he’s never had time to figure out how to act or who he wants to act like. What he does know is that he LOVES pissing off “Crusader” often by using alternate weapons, shifting interests, finding more interests in samurai movies instead of knight movies, and giving up swords for fountain pens.

Age: 14.5 (20 by the credits)

Weapons: Fountain Pens, Broadswords

Typing quirks: Normal text but CAPITALIZES important items and titles.

Chumhandle: zanyKnight

Finally on our list is

Emmi Jollie

Emmi is the youngest of the quartet and yet so mature she was allowed to name herself two years early! She gets pouty at her parents for telling her no all the time and being responsible so she turns to her online friends who agreed they’ll help her grow up. She is the glue holding them together and without her they wouldn’t be friends. She loves normal girly stuff like the color pink, horses, and the twisted and macabre stuff like horror terrors and, thanks to “mister white text man” she’s really interesting in “Grimdarks.” She hopes that someday her friends can see that she can grow up without them and she’ll be okay on her own one day.

Age: 11 at the start. (12 when they enter the other world. 17 by the credits)

Weapons: Pop guns, revolvers, wiffle ball bats

Typing quirks: all lowercase. Lots of exclamation marks and smiles when excited.

Chumhandle: grimmestDarkpony

And with that, the roll call is done and I hope this weird what if has interested you…now a note from the author.

Author Talk: Hey guys…so this is my weird little HSAU series I’ve been planning for months. Still ironing some things out but I can answer any questions you may have.

1, Why are YOU in this?

A: It was originally an rp series that fell through but over time I developed it more and as such am keeping him here as his own separate character. Shipping stuff, if any, will only be for after the credits esq pics where everyone in the story is established to be 18 and older…not with Emmi though. She’s too young. Speaking of.

2, Why the varying ages?

A: Well…having everyone be multiple ages is something I don’t see too often in these stories so I wanted to try it for myself and see if I could make it work.

3, Will this ever be on MSPFA or have pictures to go with it?

A: Not unless a team of deranged folks wanna go along with this somehow for free cuz I’m both broke and artistically bankrupt. Hell I made these guys in the character maker for HS.

4, Is this just cringy fanfiction?

A: Hell yeah baby. But fuck it, we ball.

With this all being said. I hope you enjoyed reading…this in all its….glory?

[maknaesdancersrappers]

hehe hi ^-^ i haven’t done this in so long ohmy but side note, i usually write these in my notes app before sending and i searched up devoted and i have a bunch of different notes just about this story i think i’m obsessed 😭 but anywho!!!

going back to 16 real quick!! idk if anyone has brought it up yet but y/n recalled a memory with jaehyun??? is she hallucinating or did they actually interact and she forgot all about it, this gave me a sliver of hope that there’s a redemption arch 😭

also i knew [redacted] was guilty! but i feel like he isn’t working alone, and y/n is saur pregnant! girl you’re not fooling anyone. but it gets me thinking, if she actually is what does this mean for her and jae? will jae still let her go like he says if she’s pregnant? ohmy.

on the topic of pregnancy i think the girl yuta got pregnant is minkyung’s missing cousin! i haven’t forgotten about her ! but i can’t remember if she went missing before kun came or after, if it’s before then i think it might be kyungwon. ngl i’m a little on the fence about that though bc if it was her why would she still be sleeping with him + wouldn’t she be showing?

this is hard idk who it was😭 unless someone in the friend group was secretly banging him idkkkk. also i was curious as to why [redacted] took mina and went back to reader chapter 7 and it started to make sense. 1/4

i feel like [redacted] and jae are twinsies 👬🏻 he said: “I didn’t have the most… respectable past. I was spoiled; I wanted to party, not study. I slept around, refused to be set up for arranged marriages. Eventually, my father grew tired of my nonsense and kicked me out. I was essentially disowned by my family about 5 years ago.” and if you think about it jae was kinda the same, his father spoiled him which gave him the resources to stalk y/n, he was forced to party bc of his friend group, idk if he did much studying but assuming he didn’t bc of his friends he probs would have been let off the hook due to his money, he didn’t sleep around but he did stalk y/n and did morally wrong things😭.

the only difference is that jae chose who he wanted to marry (by manipulating) and wasn’t disowned by his father. maybe that’s why [redacted] is doing this? bc he knows they’re so alike but there’s some jealousy that jae got away with everything while he was stripped of everything? idk but it’s like okay why drag the other girls into it? what’s the end goal? kill jae and get himself killed? then what’s the point?😭 2/4

but moving on,,,,doyoung knowing about jae being the stalker gaged me 😭😭 i honestly didn’t consider him knowing but it only makes sense he knew the tea 🍵 doyoung also telling jae “But you’re good to her and that was enough for her.” is giving me hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls ik he’s done bad things but i need jaey/n to be endgame 😭😭

i was also debating if jaehyun is a monster like [redacted] said at the end of the chapter. yes he has done horrible things there’s no contesting that but i feel like we also have to take into account that he was raised to think what he did when he was younger was normal. he grew up knowing that’s what his father did, jaegun enabled him and didn’t get him help until it was quite literally too late. from what we’ve seen we also know his dad is abusive, i’m sure that didn’t help with the anger he had growing up too. 3/4

classic case of nature v. nurture. both of them screwed him over. he was already at a disadvantage with his (undiagnosed) bpd but the fact that his parents demanded him to always be perfect and essentially forced him into his old friend group and punished him for doing what they asked did a lot of harm. i don’t know why he specifically chose to focus on y/n, it makes sense that she was an escape but legit why her out of everyone? maybe bc she didn’t know him and was a clean slate? idk but he was doomed from the start.

i’m ranting sawry. but my point i guess is i don’t think he’s a monster. ofc he should take accountability for what he’s done, but i don’t think it was entirely on him. i’m at least taking into account the fact that he was at a disadvantage from the start. by the time his parents got him help he was already depressed and anxious, then they put him on drugs that messed with his head even more and made him suicidal before (assuming) putting him in therapy. idk but if i were in his shoes i’d be pretty pissed too😭. but even despite that he continued to get help and tried to be a better person for y/n following her giving him a second chance. he’s grown up thinking he’s a monster and that’s actually upsetting when you consider the cards were stacked against him. i also feel like he was starting to mature and be better with his bpd but then the rug was pulled from under him :( ughhh it’s so hard bc i don’t condone what he did but when i think about the factors that led to it i sympathize :/ either way you’re doing a great job because the fact that i feel so much for one character shows he’s not one dimensional and is a testament to how great your writing is that i can feel sympathy for someone so complex !!! 4/4

it's the way i got this and read it in the middle of a ranked valorant game and started internalizing it during a TFT match

but okay.

other points of this... theory?? will be addressed throughout the next chapters.

what i can say tho, regarding the high school flashbacks, yes, they are from y/n's memories - like the event itself wasnt significant in her life for her to remember clearly, but homegurl has time and she's in constant overthinking and reflection mode

unfortunately for yebin, yuta has definitely procreated -- i can spoil as much that yuta jr (not official name) is alive. does he know? does he care? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

that analysis on jaehyun's upbringing is so *chefs kiss* yOU GET IT uGH but again, as for the reason why he locked in on y/n, we'll find out soooooon ish?

that is all

[pastsaoi]

i'd love to know about all of the wips because of the sheer potential of all of them, really.

bet okay here we go ty for asking!! all of these r drafts so excuse anything that is clunky or weird sounding

part 2 in the 'is marius von hagen an idiot or just bisexual' series

this revolves around marius being allergic to silver. all his jewellery is platinum and he gets touched by luke Who Is Wearing A Silver Ring At The Time. queue a nasty rash all over and he never notices the ring bc he is more focused on luke, which leads to mar believing he is allergic to Luke Pearce and asking the rest of the team about it. he is genuinely distressed at the thought of potentially being allergic to luke

Whenever it was just Vyn, Robin and Artem in the NXX Headquarters, it was quite peaceful. They got on with their work with quiet conversations and no terrible, very bad ideas. With Robin present, it stopped Artem and Vyn from their bickering and, thus, it was calm. Serene one could say. The perfect environment to work and not fuck it up. Though it could also be said that this was simply calm before the storm.

So when the quick pounding of footsteps echoed around the hall near the door, Vyn took a deep breath, Artem rubbed at his temples and Robin clasped her hands together, hoping for something normal for the team like a murder or missing persons case.

"CAN YOU BE ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE?"

Her hopes had not been answered and Robin simply stared at where Marius stood at the doorway, looking… well, like shit.

once upon a fucking december

Okay so. Anastasia is my favourite film of All Time so ofc i had to make a tot au for it!! i have many different variations for this idea such as: rosa as anya and luke as dimitri, vyn as anya and rosa as dimitri, marius as anya luke as dimitri You Get The Idea. i don't actually have a snippet for this one bc its mostly just plots and plans in a gdoc But i will write it one day when i decide who to write as who

nxx unsolved : supernatural

The team go ghosthunting basically. marius signs them up to go explore a supposedly haunted building in stellis after someone asks and he does it under the guise of Teamwork and Team Bonding. its mostly a disaster

"This is a terrible idea," Vyn had stood up to fix himself a cup of tea almost immediately as Marius started speaking, though the whole team knew if he could get something stronger he would.

Marius pointedly ignored him. "We could be like the guys from Scooby Doo! I will be Fred and Miss can be Velma since she's the smartest out of all of us."

"Luke has eaten dog food before so he can be Scooby," Robin pitched in from where she was sitting, sending a bright grin over in Luke's direction.

"Fuck you! I swore you to secrecy!" The dog food eater threw the pillow he was holding at Robin and it was quickly tossed back.

Robin kept her smile, "all's fair in love and war. And I want Artem to be Daphne!"

"Why should Artem be Daphne? They're nothing alike?"

"He's the prettiest out of us all and don't argue, 'cause you know I'm right, Luke!"

backstreets back ALRIGHT DUN DUN DUNDUN

band/idol au thing. i was listening to nysnc and then i sat up and was like Wait A Second and thats how this idea was born. poor rosa is going through it as she deals with their bullshit. havent written much for this one atm but

Robin got the email yesterday that she was getting transferred into group management.

She was being assigned to a newly established boy band named NXX and was now the group manager. Robin couldn't believe her eyes, she was a goddamned PR manager????? Who in their right mind got her to do this??

Sure, she'd done something similar in her first year with TE. Her first job with the company was working with their most successful girl group, JAEI, but she wasn't the group manager???? She was the one who managed their social media and scheduled interviews! That's nothing compared to actually managing a group?? How would she be able to manage this?

Robin needed coffee, and Celestine, and more coffee.

Dead in 3 years?? OR NOT

Right. this one Luke is Dead and is now a ghost who goes around haunting fancy places for fun. he ends up haunting marius' new home which is very fancy and he ends up befriending a ghost luke. again i have no snippet for this one bc. I have not written anything yet but it is an idea that i will eventually write!!!

hey god can you take this guy away

yk the river styx? charon the ferryman who takes over the dead people? Yeah that is luke pearce and marius, a very not dead person arrives asking to go to the underworld

Long boat rides offer a lot of time for thinking, but Luke was really all thinking out. He had been here for who knows how many years and no longer had much to think about, lest he wanted to question his very existence for the 8th time that week.

He has to admit though. This shit is so, so lonely. The lost dead people don't really talk to him and are too nervous about their journey to the Underworld to actually speak so they aren't any fun. You get sick of morbidly enjoying people's stress after a short while, he might be a courier of souls but he isn't a monster!

Which is why, on his next journey over the river, as he was letting people onto his boat and accepting their kinda gross coins from their mouth, Luke was pleasantly surprised to see a definitely not dead guy.

Vyn Richter Loses It

story is in the title tbh. vyn is tired he has had A Bad Week and just wants to get this nxx meeting over with and go home but then the blender blows up and there is a strange mixture everywhere (help Him)

He has zero patience for the members of the NXX team today (excluding Robin, of course). His lacking patience rears it head once again when he walks into headquarter and finds-

Well, it looks like a fucking bomb went off.

Keep in mind, Vyn owns the building that houses their headquarters. He paid for it and while he isn't lacking in money, it was still expensive, it's in the Victorian District for God's sake stuff there isn't exactly cheap.

So, pardon his reaction to finding the entire room covered in something white that quite frankly makes Vyn very nervous. Oh, and really annoyed. Not to mention the blasting of a K-Pop song he recognises since it was both Neil and Giann's favourite song for a while. (For about 5 months straight it was the only song allowed to be played in headquarters and in their modes of transport (it drove Vyn absolutely mad)). The song isn't helping with anything.

There is a distinct odour of vanilla and egg which is quite possibly the worst combination of things he's ever smelt. He covers his nose and closes his eyes in a desperate attempt to keep his growing temper in check and prepare himself for whatever he'll find in there.

RED ALERT VYN RICHTER IS HOT

this is just rosa thinking abt how hot all her team is and also realising that Vyn may be the hottest out them all and needing to go sit and think. this is mildly fanservice-y but its okay

Robin knew she worked with insanely attractive men. She knew it, she relished in it, she embraced it.

However since she is around attractive men so much, she tends to forget just how hot they are sometimes. At random points it hits her, like when Artem stretched his arms above his head and she just stared. And he had a tight shirt on. And she could see everything. (She excused herself and sat on the bathroom floor in headquarters for about 15 minutes, rethinking everything.)

She frequently had these random experiences and she usually handled them quite well. It came with a lot of self reflection and crying at just how lucky she was to be with such works of art regularly.

those r my drafts. my wips. can u tell i like marluke just a Bit

will i ever finish these? Who knows bc i certainly do not i am a busy person but i love them all so maybe one day u will see them on my ao3

[freesomebodybyluna]

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[obesericewrites]

Based on a recent event.

Ok, so the MC and the ROs (+Dawn) are walking and minding their own business walking a dog when suddenly they heard a snarl and when they looked back they saw a fucking feral Chihuahua just gunning towards them. Now, the dog they’re walking are a medium to large dog and it looks like a fight is going to ensue…. What would they do?

Jaey…..It’s been awhile since I’ve had a chaotic ask like this. As an owner of a chihuahua, I put my heart and soul into this.

M: “Why is rat running so fast?” M would question, though they’d let out a warning rumble towards the chihuahua and grab their dog by it’s collar and pull them back. M would try to intimidate the small creature only to get bitten on the ankles.

That’s when they nearly kick the dog.

S: “Aw hell nah, nope. Damn rat dog, MC we’re going!” S would practically tackle their dog and grab you by the forearm and book it. Which would cause the little monster to chase after you three.

S would probably have you three hide in your shop till someone gets their nasty dog.

B: “Woah, easy! MC help me with our dog.” B would be the calmest out of everyone and try to get your dog out of here as quick as possible, mostly because they know that chihuahua is all bite and a whole lot of bark as well.

B is gonna have you and the dog hide in your shop while they scold and go after the dog.

Dawn: “What’s that?!” She would bark and pull her large dog back by its collar. You would get in front of her and start telling it to go and how it was a bad dog. “That’s a dog?!” She would laugh. Though if the rat lunges at her she’ll definitely consider throwing hands.

Like her parent, Dawn would nearly kick the dog.

[sjw-publishings]

Dissapointment

“They...rejected me cause they felt like I was too young.”

Jay pouted, both of them were in their 20s. Though Jay was in his earlier years than his older hubby. If Xavier couldn’t make it into Hock Enterprises, he wouldn’t have stood a chance. Not that he had one anyway since he dropped out of college.

“Now don’t say that...”

“They did give me a suit though, as well as a pamphlet. They were told me that they will put in a recommendation on my next job.”

Jay smiled, patting his love on the shoulder and gave him a kiss.

“I’m proud of you...”

Xavier opened the suitcase and grabbed ahold of the pamphlet in it. Turning to the first page, his eyes widened as his body autopilot to the spare guest room and shut the door.

Jay felt that was strange, but maybe his husband just really wanted to get a head start in finding his next job, he always was the studious type.

Speaking of which...look at this suit! You know, even though his husband did not get accepted, he still got a pretty fancy suit-

Wear it on...

Blinking, Jay felt the compulsion to strip down in the living room. Placing his clothes to the side as he grabbed a hold of the full outfit and placing on a table the attire. Picking it up, it was not merely just a suit, but the whole ensemble with accessories, and even a clean XL pair of clean underwear.

Wear it.

He immediately slid on the underwear to his crotch. Adjusting it as he felt powder being applied over on his member and behind. The XL briefs stuck on, as the man grabbed ahold of his package.

“Honour...”

Taking on an accented voice, Jay muttered as he began kneading his manhood. Letting out soft groans as he was completely focused on his tool. Kneading as the bulge certainly tented without hesitation.

Focus.

One hand still grabbing hold, the other reaching for those silky polished grey pants and began sliding up. Only this time, as a wave of testosterone flushed through his thighs, they doubled in size and muscle, which only had eased the process of bringing them upward, fitting perfectly like he had been wearing them for years.

Of course, while he had been a househusband, he did study business alongside his hubby Xavier. Though he could recall being better in his course.

But yes, that’s how they met. Nodding to himself, as he made sure to continue kneading his manhood that was beneath a zip. Bending downward, his freehand fished out for a clean pair of white socks and wore them on his feet.

Giving gentle presses over the soles as they seemed a couple of sizes larger, but that must be because he was almost always in dress shoes. Maturing beyond his late thirties, like the more responsible man he is.

Indeed, you are the head of the household.

STOMP!

Speaking of which, contrary to asian tradition, he grabbed the pair of dark brown polished dress shoes from the table and wore them. The dull clunks to the floor vaporised any idea of being the cook in the house. Sure he stayed at home more often than not, but he was not the cook.

Of course, he could recall a nagging voice informing him not to wear shoes in the house or he won’t get diner, but he reassured it that he always polishes them before entering.

A man of his word.

He had to always be in the right frame of mind, as he sat down on the chair. The computer screen in front of him instantly flicked on.

Welcome, Mr Hock.

His hands immediately typed away on the keyboard, on autopilot as the study table and the chair he was on seemed to be spinning, rearranging as the layout of the one storey house shifted to multiple. Rich furniture replacing the cheap as ornaments and oriental decorations layered the house wealthily with every press of the button.

Yet despite all that, the man only seemed to be focused on his typing. Palms effortlessly typing away as slight wrinkles aged with hard work, trailing down forearms to biceps, ensuring the businessman kept his schedule regimen of keeping fit whilst being devoted to his job.

“If only Xavi understands...”

Glueing his buttocks to the chair, his boyfriend’s constant slacking only further increased his speed, both in typing and in the ‘disciplining’ of his manhood. Groaning angrily with every thought relating to the younger male.

“So dishonourable...”

Jaey Hock spoke, slightly accented due to his asian upbringing...but modernised to a fluent english. Slipping on his dress shirt, buttoning up swiftly as he had tons of work to be done. Clinging tight onto his skin as firm outline of his pectorals and six pack was displayed in the older male.

Honestly, that was where his pride went. Straightening his back to a proud 6ft 2, the right height as his sleek study table adjusted to the Patriarch as his meaty thighs continued to sandwich his raging manhood, the fury with every type thickening the power surging within his nuts and 8 inches.

He hated thinking about that young slacker Avin living in his home. Sure he raised him to be a manly man such as himself, but this is no way for a future manager of the family company to behave!

Sliding on his blue and grey checkered tie with a KNOT! Wincing as a sharp pain jolted from his glued butt, sealing his cheeks from any homosexual practices as he was a married male! He was the man of the house!

Almost done with his work, right hand finishing off the final clicks as he click ‘Send’. The mesmerising loading task bar sending intelligent spirals to the angry businessman, thinking about that younger male...the fury only made him wanna-

“GOTTA DISCIPLINE!”

A loud firm shout came from the early forties, putting on his grey suit jacket as a neat pocket square rested over on his left pec. Hair being spiked to the brim as thick, kissable lips definitely could not resist his oval shaped jawline.

Lips for his wife of course.

Married for over twenty years and raising his rebellious son the best they could, completing his ensemble was his expensive company watch. As he slid it on, he GRABBED and TUGGED his manhood, tension and testosterone sealing the final changes in seconds.

Wedding ring polished to a glimmer as it reflected his new lifestyle and demeanour. With brows furrowing in a natural roughish style, the man narrowed his expectations to simple and high. All in the name of honour-!

*Report fully sent*

“WAHHHHH!”

Mr Jeremy Hock yelled in an oriental bliss. Firing away his former self as new streams of hard work and discipline orientate themselves into his DNA. Built only for reproduction and productivity, like how he would always describe himself to his employees.

“IZ LIT!”

A loud youthful yell came from the room nearby. The 48 year old father immediately got up from his office chair, heading towards the source of that unkempt groan.

*SLAM*

Slamming open, door hitting the wall as what was revealed in the youthful, sport cologne scented room were tossed and turned sheets amidst sets of clothing, and in the middle was a shameful display of his 22 year old son.

He had tasked his son to research, but all he did was fool around with himself and play video games! One hand a game controller, the other hand a playboy magazine for thirsty men who could not control their urges.

Disappointment

His father had taught young, raised his son Vince to be an intelligent and honourable. He was so disappointed to see him turn into a ‘TakTik’ zoomer who keeps jerking off.

He hates doing this to his grown up son, but.

“Son, you’re grounded.”

[end-of-the-fing-amazing-imagines]

Rivers (Jace Wayland X Reader)

(Warnings: death, hints of self harm, prequel, poorly edited, some characters may seem ooc)

*Your POV*

Pacing had always been the way I escaped stress, but today had not seemed to do the trick.

"Damnit Y/N... It's all your fault.." You scolded yourself out loud as you paced outside the infirmary. "What were you even thinking?"

"Hey it's not your fault." My friend, Isabelle said placing a hand on my shoulder, "It's Jace's. He's the one who charged at that demon head on."

"Yeah but Izzy he told me to cover him. And I screwed up." I banged my head on a panel as punishment and looked down, leaning against it. "Now he's dying and who knows what's going to happen." 

"Y/N please..." Izzy pleaded. "I think you need a break. Do you wanna go out? Let's go out!" 

"Oh please Isabelle. You just want an excuse to get drunk."

"Yes and you need to stop worrying. C'mon. Let's go."

The wine served at the Pandemonium Club may not have been thick, but it was enough to send my mind reeling and dizzy and next thing I knew it, instead of dancing with Izzy, I was with some other guy with electric blue eyes, his hands clinging to my waist. I didn't mind much, my intoxicated mind taking over, I turned over to Izzy to see her clinging to another man, his arms holding her high. Still, I kept dancing with the stranger, not caring.

That is, I didn't mind until this stranger pressed his lips on my neck.

I pushed him away, shouting, "No!", and turned my back on him, grabbing Isabelle away from her man and walking out of the club.

"Dude... What was that for?! I was having such a-"

"You can thank me later." I cut her off, grabbing her wrist, "Let's get out of here. TAXI!"

"Party pooper." Izzy muttered as she climbed into the back as I sat in the front with the driver.

"Where the heck did you go?!" Alec hollered as me and Izzy entered the infirmary drenched in white flakes, Izzy clung to my shoulders.

"The Pandemonium Club." I replied tartly, setting Is on a bed where she almost instantly fell asleep, "Isabelle's idea. We were on our way home and got caught in a snow storm and the taxi driver kicked us out so we started walking. Didn't help that your sister fell asleep on me."

"So she was the only one... intoxicated?"

"Nope." I laughed at Alec's use of words, "I was drunk too but I break out if it pretty fast." I finished, not mentioning the blue eyed man.

I know it was stupid.. But something about his... Cold lip... Terrified me.... I don't know what it was but it scared me. It made me sick. Dizzy. Made my bones run dry. It was almost... Inhuman...

I didn't like it.

"Y/N!" Alec snapped at me, pulling me from my thoughts. "Wait here till Jace wakes up. I'm taking Isabelle to bed." I nodded as Alec picked up his baby sister and left me alone with my close friend. 

He looked so sickly. So fragile. And it pained me.

It was all my fault... It's always my fault... Isn't it?

I'm the dumb newbie who screws everything and everyone over, and naturally, it took on my best friend instead of that asshole Alec. 

He didn't deserve any of this, but Alec needs to learn some respect. Even for a Shadowhunter, he is rude and arrogant! After a while, it really gets annoying. 

I toyed with Jace's hair, attempting to get the blood out of his golden stands, then quickly paused and looked out of the institute. 

The white snow still flustered down quickly, as if racing the other snowflakes to tap the ground. Just looking outside made chills run outside and I longed for nothing to be playing outside with the Lightwood's and Jace. I knew this would never be accept though.... Not anymore.

I may be a sixteen year old girl, but I'm first and far most a demon-hunter. Nothing could compete with my life ambition. 

I wasn't even born into this life. I showed up at the Instute door, only for people to later realize I had the blood of the angels, making me one of them. Not once in my life have I actually enjoyed this life. Never. It's torment, nothing more. 

Just thinking about my past... My cold... Sick past made my stomach queasy.

But you know, it could always be the liqueur. 

Hearing a small moan, I was pulled from my head and I turned to see Jace sitting up from his bed, his golden eyes halfway opened. "Damn Y/N..." He muttered, "Someone had fun while Jaey-Poo was asleep." 

Chuckling, as he used the nickname I called him as a child I replied, "Well who knew there could be a party when Jacey-Wacey was out cold." He laughed and I looked down. "Sorry about that by the way... I should have covered you more per-"

"You didn't do anything love." Jace cooed, taking my hand. "It's my fault. Anyhow... What did I miss?"

"New York's first snow of the year." I replied, gesturing at the window. He quickly sat up, looking pint into the open and sighing at the sight. 

"Looks like a memory... Remember that one time when we snuck out of the institute when we were eight and-"

"Threw snowballs around and we needed hitting Mrs. Lightwood!" I inturpted as we both laughed and Jace snapped at me.

"It was you who did it you know."

"Shut it! It was you and I was the one who took the fall for it!"

"You always took the fall for everything I did... As I am the sweet innocent child." He spoke sarcastically, giving himself a halo as he nudged my arm and I almost instantly winced, suddenly feeling sick. "Oh no what did I do to you?" He leap from the bed and took my arm, reeling up my sleeve only to revel a small mark on my shoulder, black oozing up from the top and making its way around my body. "What were you doing? What-"

"I was at a club" I cut him off again as he stroked the cut, lightheadness flooding me. "And I w- was dancing..."

"With who?" He exclaimed, rage becoming apparent in his voice. 

"I- I don't know.." I mumbled, my head leaning into Jace's arms. "It was Is then this other guy who freaked me out so I..." I paused and took a deep breath as Jace searched frantically for his Stele. 

"By the angel were did they put it.." He muttered as I began to cough violently into my shirt and darkness drew closer. A dark moan escaped my mouth as I attempted to close my eyes, Jace catching me quickly and shaking me awake. "Not yet Y/N... Not yet..." He stroked my hair gently as I used up my strength putting just enough effort into my brain so I could keep my eyes opened. Jace laughed darkly. "You know... You're going to be okay, alright? You are just going to go to sleep really quick and you'll open up your prettyeyes tomorow and everything is going to be okay." He laughed again and took your head and put it gently in his lap, laughing as you shook your head and placed a shaking hand to his hair. He smiled sweetly. "No... I know you'll be fine... You want to know why? Huh?" He laughed gently putting his lips to my ear and whispered gently, "Because I love you... And that's why you can sleep now... Okay?" You nodded gently, easing some restrain as he picked you up and sat you on the bed. "You can just close your eyes, if you want or you can fight. I couldn't care..." He laughs again, looking out into the snow, "Everything you love really does die..."

"I'm not going... Not going to be dead. I just won't be living..." I replied and he turned back to me. 

"What's the difference?" He replied, smiling lightly, "I can't see you either way.."

"I'm still here." I replied, touching his heart with one hand and head with the other, "That's the difference."

[soulsxng]

"Jaey, you can't have someone pretend to marry you just to get the delegation off your back. That would cause way more trouble than it's worth...and besides, who would you even ask? How would you decide the best candidate?"

"I'll hire someone! I'm tired of all these arrangement parties and stuff; the candidates the delegation keeps picking out are all the worst. But they're not scared of me like they are you, so I was thinking about how I can get them to leave it alone, and...ta-da! It's a good idea, right? It definitely is!"

"Hiring someone. Someone that would then be allowed a place on the delegation, and could enact who knows what kinds of laws and such at a whim. Someone that you're already motivating to help you out by paying them somehow. If you didn't get rid of them right away, I would, and then you'd be right back to square one."

"...Uuuuuugh. Then...I don't know! I'll find someone else that's supposed to get an arranged marriage, but doesn't want to do it! We can marry each other to get it out of the way, and then have nothing to do with each other after that! And if it's a ruler or something like that, then they wouldn't mess with delegation business, because I could just do the same thing to them! And...and so yeah! I'll just do that!"

[soulsxng]

Apparently I never posted this on here, because I've been looking all over and can't find it. Anyway, this is what Tarinx and Jaey's scale coloring looks like, respectively.

One of the main differences is that between between Tarinx's scales, it's a dark, reddish orange. And for Jaey, he has the same iridescent sheen to his scales that Arin's have, just milder.

The scales are thick, and in some areas-- along the center of the back side or their tails, for example, is more roughly plated and ridged than scaled.

Along the underside of their tails is soft, much like an actual snakes is. It's durable enough for them to be able to slither over jagged materials and such without being injured, but if they were to slither across something toxic, for example, it'd soak in and make them sick, unlike if something toxic was spilled on their scales.

Their scales are also typically fairly hot to the touch, Maybe not enough to sting when they're just relaxing, but if they're worked up or fighting? Steam will rise off of them, and that's a point when they should probably not be touched, because it can leave burns.

Typically, if they're somewhere they need to blend in a little better, they'll have their legs, as opposed to their tails...even though their tails are what they're most comfortable with. Same thing if they're somewhere that having to slither around might be dangerous.

[soulsxng]

Archetypes quiz | Tarinx edition!

41% Rebel: The Rebel is comfortable throwing caution to the wind—and bucking the system—if that means getting their point across.

25% Athlete: The Athlete's focus and drive are unparalleled. Staying healthy and being fit are paramount to them (as for winning, that doesn't hurt, either).

24% Explorer: The Explorer is drawn to the unknown, whether that’s a Himalayan peak or the road not taken, and have a thirst for adventure. They take journeys, not vacations.

[soulsxng]

◯ for Jaey

@sansloii | Muse Character Sheets | Accepting!

The height is for his bipedal form first, then his snake tail form! (Though honestly now that I'm looking at it again, he's probably more like 9'6" like that)

The only animal that Jaey is good with is Umber, his little whale-esque familiar. Any other animals, he's not super sure about most of the time.

Jaey's just not used to being around children, so if one starts crying, he kinda panics a little bit...which can make things worse.

[soulsxng]

A random headcanon for y'all on this chilly morning, about how the muses walk with their s/o!

Jaspern is the type of person to, while walking with his s/o, keep a hand in their back pocket, to keep them close to him. Very effortless and smooth, but also affectionate. Same with Io, I feel. Also JJ, because he grew up seeing Jas do that, tbh.

Pythius is similar, but he's more likely to hook his fingers in his s/o's belt loops to tug them over, before putting an arm around their waist or something. If he's walking behind them, he'll do it if he needs to "steer" them a little, or wants them to slow down. ("I want attention", essentially) Aro, Zikiriel, and Sarakael also do this one, on occasion.

Aro and Eleare will curl their tail (or a few of them) around their s/o, or drape one over their shoulders. Or will alternatively stand/lay on their s/o's shoulders in their little fox forms.

Cilatyve actually doesn't care too much for flat out holding hands-- he uses his to navigate too much to feel super comfortable with that, especially if he trips or something. Instead, he likes to coil his tail around their thigh, wrist, or arm. Arin and Jaey, if their tails are out, will also curl the end around their s/o's wrist or thigh when walking. Otherwise, it's more common for them to just coil around their s/o entirely once they've settled from going somewhere together.

Zikiriel will, instead of wrapping an arm around his s/o, keep a wing curled around them sometimes. Keeps them close, and gives them a bit of privacy on top of that (he's not a fan of people staring at his s/o, sue him)

Nirbhi, Ezra, and Sarakael like to keep their hand their s/o's back while they're walking, or occasionally rested on their shoulder. That way, they and their partner can walk at whatever pace they want! But if something happens, it's easy enough to tug their shirt or give them a little nudge or something to avoid or draw attention to whatever it is.

Enoch, Pereux, Bleddyn, and Shilo tend to shift positions when they're walking with their s/o a lot. Eno and Jinnie tend to walk slightly behind, Bleddyn slightly in front, and Shilo not really having a preference...but if someone unknown approaches their s/o, or they go to pass someone, etc, they'll automatically move to position themselves between the other person and their s/o. Actually, Kade also fits here. Huh. That's a lot more muses than I'd thought would be put here.

Baphomet...man, I don't know. He's clingy. As always. Please be careful not to trip. Niesal can surprisingly also get like this, when they actually fall for someone, so I guess it's hereditary.

Sivel and Alsina, when walking around with (or especially traveling with) their s/o, their wings will almost always be buzzing in a very specific pattern. It's sort of announcing that they're with their person. And that they're excited, because they're going somewhere. With their person! They don't even realize they're doing it, honestly.

Fele and Laisren tend to do the more refined offering an arm to their s/o. Keeping them at a slight distance, and separating to take their hand instead to help them down stairs, or over a curb or puddle, or whatever else.

Zahine (and Kade and JJ, during the times that they're not in their other categories) likes to do the closer linked arms thing. Where he has one arm linked with his s/o's, and he's leaned on them or encouraging them to lean on him a little while they walk. Makes it easy to sneak a cheek kiss or something in, if he wants to!

Ber, Eluvias, Ezzion, and Vanyllo tend not to touch their s/o much while they're walking. Luvi, because he's used to not being able to touch people much without them being hurt by his poison. The other three...mostly just because they don't want to, for one reason or another. All four of them do constant check-ins, though-- looking back at their partner frequently, or engaging in really brief touches, to make sure they're doing alright. Another thing they tend to do is that little "curls their just the tips of their fingers with their s/o's" thing whenever they stop or slow down. As a sort of "I'm still with you" thing.

[soulsxng]

Just wrote a thing about it that's in the q now, but because I'm thinking about it I wanted to write a quick little thing about the hierarchy among the Irekoli-- Tarinx's species.

It's very much a meritocracy, first of all. Strength, and skill, and ability, and accomplishments are all things that are viewed very highly in most species that reside in the realm as a whole; not just the Irekoli. Still, most cities and kingdoms and such don't really have very strict governances...as long as nobody causes any big issues, then people are more or less allowed to do as they please.

The Irekoli are the same way, though they're generally viewed as having a more organized and/or involved system than the other species and the areas run by them. People are still mostly allowed to live how they like, but there's still a solid structure in place to implement major rules and such to keep day to day things running smoothly.

One way they do this, is by putting together a sort of delegation comprised of some of the realm's strongest, most capable, accomplished people (how is that determined? In the beginning it was probably different, but these days there's definitely a lot of rigging done by the powerful and influential to remain in their positions throughout their entire lifetime...or until someone else gets sick of their shit and takes them out.

At the top of the council is supposed to be a figure sort of like a ruler. This individual is supposed to be decided as the overall strongest Irekoli alive. The Irekoli are also, however, surprisingly very spiritual beings, as well. They worship the realm itself (or more-so, the body of the realm, considering the Pirodeti that was Irekol's heart died shortly after Arin was born) for various boons, as many other places and people worship the gods.

As such, a second individual is elected to rule alongside the first. This individual is recognized as the Irekoli that has been "chosen" by the realm, and has the closest bond to it.

Generally, the idea is that these two are supposed to marry and have kids, in hopes that a new, stronger generation can eventually come of their offspring. Something that...because Tarinx is ruling with his younger brother...ended up getting scrapped. Which has the delegation up a wall trying to get Jaey to get married to someone powerful and give birth to this so-called hopeful new generation. The same goes for Arin, but it's easier to raise someone to be strong, than it is to find someone that the realm favors. (joke's on them though because Arin actually has the next closest connection to the realm after Jaeyani)

Anyway, so it's all really just a cluster and Jaey and Arin both tend to spend a decent amount of time away from home, working on diplomatic stuff. Things run smoothly enough with them stopping back every week or two, so they're not too worried about the rest.

[soulsxng]

List of Realms Pt 4

This is the halfway point! Hooraaay! The more I do these though, the more I'm like "Oh, maybe I should do some posts after this that are top 5 oldest realms, or top 5 most diverse, or whatever". We'll see. I still have to eventually post bigger write ups on some of these realms.

Class 3 - Average Size

Alfheim: The Elvish realm-- a vast majority of elvish races began here, though as a whole, it's probably one of the realms with the smallest diversity of species. (some others in that category are the Otherworlds and Pirodet) It's also one of the healthiest realms, and (currently, anyway-- it definitely hasn't always been that way) one of the most peaceful realms. People are pretty particular about making sure it's kept that way, so there are quite a few places in Alfheim that aren't the most friendly to outsiders. It's a living realm, and the realm itself is kind of treated as a deity. Alfheim does have its own deities though (Like Eleare, and some of Eleare's children), so maybe that's not quite right. It's worshipped by pretty much everyone, is out of the heart of the realm often, and isn't shy about making itself known as the Pirodeti that created the realm.

Irekol: The first species created there, the Irekoli, were named after it and crafted in what was said to be its likeness. It is, however, considered a dead realm, and has been for a very long time, due to the brutal wars that it started against other realms for the purpose of consuming them. Even now, most of the species that reside here are considered to be among the most bloodthirsty and inclined to violence, and most of the hierarchies throughout the realm are structured based primarily on strength and skill. Along with Wilacri, Irekol also used to be one of the biggest hubs for the interrealm black markets...and there are some older groups, such as Ma'ilach, that weren't so easily purged from the realm in their entirety. Tarinx and Jaey are considered the topmost leaders of Irekol, at present.

Ivasso and Malusso: Also commonly referred to as the twin realms, these two realms have multiple gateway points between them that form them into a sort of double helix shape. For the most part, these two realms are considered one, and tend to go in phases where they mirror each other perfectly for some few years, and then become complete opposites for the next few. One of the biggest constants, however, is the odd mist that lays in a thick blanket over both-- growing most dense toward the shared heart of the realms where the two twins spend their days. They aren't often seen outside the heart however, and as such, don't really speak to anyone outside of Nirbhi and Kolya. Me and Kei have been playing around with the idea of Ivasso and Malusso being the children of Celaeon, but haven't fully decided yet.

Pirodet: This was the second realm to ever be created! Specifically, it was made so that, going forward, Creation could more easily expand existence and create more realms that could be more self-sufficient than they could if they had to manually continue to upkeep everything themselves. Pirodet itself is the very first living realm, and while it doesn't speak much, it tends to give people nudges when it feels they're needed. It's the parent of every Pirodeti in existence, and the realm itself is considered to be something of a paradise-- able to sustain literally any species that may choose to settle there.

Big side note, because I though I'd made a post about the Pirodeti before, but I can't find it. So, I'm gonna summarize it, since it does come up a lot, and it's important to understanding the realm as a whole. Pretty much, there's three different groups of Pirodeti; the Frei, the Vysea, and the Rasceine. The Pirodeti Frei are those that will (or have, in all cases but one, as far as I'm remembering atm) become realms as they age. Technically, if the Frei that embodies any particular realm dies, that realm, which is their body, should disappear along with them...but that isn't always the case, as you've probably seen a few times in this list. The Pirodeti Vysea are generally embodiments of major aspects of life, (for example, U'shildro is the Pirodeti Vysea of sleep, dormancy, and dreams) or are primordial gods, meant to follow a Frei when they become a realm and assist them with keeping things running smoothly. For example, the primordial gods in the Greek pantheon are, in my headcanons, all Vysea. There are, by far, more Vysea than there are Frei, and every Pirodeti (aside from the Rasceine) that live in Pirodet are Vysea. The Pirodeti Rasceine are a special group that were created to essentially help both of the other groups with any problems that might arise. Each one has special powers individual to them, that make them better versed to any such issue-- for example, Decus and Elchesim are able to help rebalance and sustain the Frei and Vysea respectively, in the event that they're met with an issue that would cause their death. There are 11 Rasceine total, and they are seen as the leaders of Pirodet.