#Jaegerbombtastic

[corpusbonds]

Looking for draga blue Kavats in accents and tertiary

Try here because why the fuck not.

Tufted/balled ears preferred, any tail is fine.

Please make sure the draga blue is indeed the correct color and in the correct spots.

Smeeta preferred.

On the PS4, my ign is jaegerbombtastic

[tetra-octoling]

Ooa;

Ok so, I know this is my Octoling/Splatoon blog and not my warframe blog but I gotta fucking post this.

I wanna talk about this response to my problem ticket.

So over the span of three months, I’ve been having issues with my game freezing upon leaving the arsenal, or FPS dropping extremely low when it unlocks and walking near my arsenal.

A very, VERY few other players had been experiencing this, but nothing as bad as I was.

I’m talking every. Single. Day. I’d have to restart my game multiple times in a single day in order to change frames or play, and dread when I would have to change my Warframes. I hated the arsenal.

Very stressed and distraught, I opened a ticket. I remained polite, and received multiple responses. Reset internet, change some settings on my PS4 etc etc. nothing worked.

So, since the UI cursor/Sanctuary Onslaught update for consoles a few weeks ago, I’ve had no arsenal issues. Hurray, it’s fixed!

Or so I thought.

I used my arsenal like usual, then it happened: the dreaded freeze. It unstuck this time, and I walked down to the back of my orbiter and saw my void doppelgänger.

So I got a crazy theory- what if every time my doppelgänger showed up (which usually is A LOT), it froze my game? I posted this to my problem ticket (calling myself crazy), and this was the response.

I know this is long winded, and I know I get upset with DE some times, but I cannot think of another company that would go through hell and back for ONE SINGLE PLAYER with a problem barely any others have. I can’t think of another company that would be so patient with a single person and try to figure out what was going on.

What’s more, is that they listened to my half joking half serious suggestion and it helped. And as a plus, they compensated me for a glitch. I didn’t expect it, nor did I want compensation aside from a possible fix to the problem. This was a pleasant shock.

I guess after this long winded post, I have to say thank you so, so much DE and your team for hearing even one person out, and doing your damndest to make them happy. For trying everything you can to fix something for one person.

Please never change.

-corpusbonds/jaegerbombtastic

[shinji-ikariii]

Eren Jaeger: King of weird faces.

[lucinyas]

Bluebabyaoba's Summer Follow Forever:

My Senpais:

Alltheapplepies, Awesome-cateykat, Bigminkyclaws, Hazelnootz, Jaegerbombtastic, Justabandgeek, Lonelylittlehowlbeast, Miaoubeast, Rhymes-pseudo-rabbit, Shadow-fox

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I apologize for there being so many of y'all, but you are all super awesome! Have a great summer everyone!

[thestrategistarminaarlert-blog]

"To Define the Unwritten"-Modern AU--Armina and Eren

High school was supposed to be the best time of your life.At least,that's what every adult seemed to preach.Most of the time Armina would have to disagree.High school was stressful and sometimes it downright sucked what with being the schools' local bookworm/geek/target for bullying.She had her ways of dealing with it though.Someone once said that art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. Armina always thought back to that whenever she needed to remind herself that writing was a great outlet.That was why she had signed up for their schools' poetry class.

Not that she really had a lot of pent up problems or feelings,really she didn't! But,sometimes writing out how she felt in an artistic format was helpful,not to mention enjoyable.

Reading and writing,yes,those were her passions in life.However,her writing was for her eyes only.The thought that she'd have to share her writing didn't even cross her mind until she had walked into the class and taken a seat towards the back of the classroom,her messenger bag finding its place on the floor underneath her high top sneakers.

Tucking a stray blonde hair behind her ear,she watched through blurred glass lenses nervously as more students piled into the class,some chatting enthusiastically and others seeming rather lethargic as they headed towards their desired seats.None of them sat next to her of course.She had no friends in this class so far it seemed,not that she had many really anyway.She didn't let that bother her though.She was plain and boring,what would she talk about other than the latest book she had her nose stuck in recently?

"Welcome everyone to Poetry class."the teacher announced cheerfully, interrupting Arminas' inner musings.Cheerful teachers were nice to have,it kept the class interesting but at the same time,Armina feared for her future in this class.Cheerful,talkative teachers oft expected their students to be cheerful and talkative.Cheerful Armina could be,talkative she could be as well,but talkative in front of a whole class filled with judgmental teenagers?That was a whole other issue.

"...first we'll start by writing a poem describing yourself and when I call your name for roll,you'll stand up and read it to the class.You now have five minutes to start writing.Begin."Just as Armina figured.Cheerful and talkative teachers always expected their students to be cheerful and talkative too.

With a sigh,the blonde picked up her mechanical pencil,clicking it until the lead was at an acceptable length before opening up her notebook.A poem that described her....

She bit her lip as she contemplated what to write.How could she describe herself?Or rather,shouldn't she worry about what format of poetry she should write it in?"Hmm...free verse would would be best..."she muttered to herself as her pencil hit the paper,scribbling down words that suddenly flooded her mind.

How do you describe that which is not yet defined?

How can one explain something that which is still trying to find an explanation for itself?

There is no way to do so,for it has yet time to flourish;has yet time to fully experience life.

 Only then,shall this undefined creature,be permitted a description,be permitted an explanation.

Satisfied with her work,she managed a smile,confident that if she managed to not trip over her words when it came time to read this out loud,she'd do fine.

"Okay!Times' up!Let's get this ball rolling shall we?I'm going to go out of order so this class has an air of variety to it!"the teacher announced in that loud voice of hers,holding up the attendance sheet."First up,let's have.....Eren Jaeger!Read what you wrote for us please!"

Eren Jaeger?Armina lifted her head and glanced around the room.She had heard that name around the school often and had seen him in the hallways and to be honest,she didn't really know him,but never would she have pegged him for the writer type.

She waited anxiously for him to speak,she was curious about what he had written.

[deriision-archived]

To the Sea, From the Land | jaegerbombtastic (Mermaid AU)

About two or three hours before noon, and already there was someone tossing pebbles into the water. Great, just as if there wasn't enough of those below the water anyways. With an irritated growl, the shark maiden swam up to the surface, careful to be discreet about it.

Luckily for her, there was a large boulder for her to use to conceal herself from view. It wasn't exactly the best ideal place to hide, but it was better than anything else. 

"I swear, sailors and boats are bad enough," Adara muttered, hands resting onto the stone to prop herself against it. Of course she could have moved into deeper waters, where some other merfolk thrived and all that. But what was the fun of drowning humans around when others would attempt to take your prey?

Moving the wet locks of hair from her face, Adara spotted something upon the shore. By the looks of it, a human with brown hair. Or actually, a male human with brown hair. Letting out a hum, she slinked back into the water.

Maybe she could keep a close eye, just to see if he was worthy enough to drown or not. Not that it mattered anyways.

[brausthenervouswolf]

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Send me “fuck you” if I’m your tumblr crush

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[himbo-prince]

Sorry for crappy quality / voice and lagging shit 

Question I forgot to answer: do you have a favorite poem or short story? if so, what is it? Why is it your favorite? "I Do" is a wonderful poem by Andrea Gibson, makes me laugh and cry. Check it out!

Enjoy!

[corpusbonds]

How to contact me in case shit goes down:

One post instead of many lol.

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Twitter: @jagerbombtastic aka corpusbonds

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Discord: 7557 corpusbonds

PS4: Vomvalyst (side) jaegerbombtastic (main)

Uhhh I think that’s it

[just-a-leonhardt-blog]

I went to eat and had 267 followers. 15-20 minutes later I now have 272. Y guys

[scoutingtitanyaeger]

jaegerbombtastic replied to your post “Sorry guys, I got into a very triggering moment so now my emotions are...”

{ Luv you sweetie <3 }

I lah ya tooo,bro QAQ <3 *hugs and love to ya* I'll be back soon. Watching Supernatural with my brother...and Sean is on webcam watching with us. XD Sorry for the worry Q3Q

[corpusbonds]

Very late, but we attempted our first raid and we did it! We were supposed to be helped by a clan mate, but they had to sleep so we did it o our own. Failed the first time, second time went slow but we did it! Left to right: SI-SF (Nova P), jaegerbombtastic (me, Valkyr P), caitolent (Trinity P), ZaladinSC (Frost P). We all just watched one video and winged it. It was super super fun!!

[brausthenervouswolf]

Yeller and Bleeu

//I don’t understand the language of the corn

[himbo-prince]

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{ Are those polka dot panties???? OMMGGGGG DORRRKIE DORK!!!! *SNORTS* }

[ THEY'RE SHORTS WITH ANCHORS GET WITH THE FASHION SENSE *SNAPS FINGERS* ] 

[thestrategistarminaarlert-blog]

You've received the wonderful person reward! Once you receive this send this to anyone who you feel deserves the wonderful person reward, and say 5 wonderful things about the person who sent it to you!

//THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS SENPAI~~!

5 wonderful things about my Senpai~?That's easy~

1.)She's super special awesome!>u<

2.)She's a great writer~!

3.)She's hilarious!

4.)She's super nice and puts up with my clinginess~~

5.)She's a lot tougher than she gives herself credit for~

[corpusbonds]

We did it, we did it!!! We finally did it! All four of us went in as a clan (as randoms weren't reliable) with nothing but a good time in mind, and we did it! Thanks so much to my clan mates at Zanuka-nuka Bubble Gum! kykiller10- Chroma SI-SF- Nova Prime xSupp123- Mag Prime jaegerbombtastic (me)- Banshee Prime <3