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[yuurei20]

Jack Info Compilation part 17: Exercise (pt2), Crowley and Romance

Jack says he has “done skiing, ice skating and a bunch of other winter sports,” but he is best at snowboarding, recently doing halfpipes and practicing grabs.

Jack says that he and Vil took skiing and snowboarding lessons together when they were children, and Vil explains that Jack was “already quite skilled at both” and gave him advice.

Jack has been into winter sports since he was a child, skiing down a large mountain in his hometown since he was ten years old.

Jack is so athletically gifted that he attracts attention from Idia, who starts stalking him in order to take notes on his build and capabilities in order to add similar upgrades to Ortho.

Vargas is not impressed.

There are repeated comments that Jack is extremely fast and nimble despite his size, with Cater describing his efforts during Beanfest as “ninja acrobatics.”

Unnamed students say that Jack is able to close a 500-meter gap in a matter of seconds, and Ruggie comments that Jack caught twenty members of the opposite team on his own during Beanfest.

Jack can run for 30 minutes straight without breathing heavily and says, “I thought that was normal. Even my younger siblings play tag from morning to afternoon. They go for like six hours at a time.”

We also see Jack give a powerful kick to a tree during Beanfest in an attempt to provoke Floyd.

He succeeds, getting attacked and dodging with what Azul describes as “a downright jaw-dropping display of reflexes.”

Azul calls Jack’s athleticism is “frankly absurd” and Jade concedes that his team lost the game because he failed to properly account for Jack’s abilities.

Like most of the students, Jack seems suspicious of Crowley. When Crowley announces that he “went to great lengths” to discover a way to send the tsums home during Tsumted Jack responds, “Yeah, whatever. I bet another hole just happened to open.”

Jack has very strict ideas about romance: he says that doesn’t “need lots of attention” because “wolf beast-people only have one special someone, ever. That’s how it was for my parents and grandparents. They’re never apart, from when they wake up to when they go to bed. They walk together, eat together…you name it. I’m sure I’ll be the same. When I fall in love with someone, I’ll want to be with them for life.”

Ace and Deuce say that he takes dating “WAY too seriously” and “You’re also assuming you’ll get married. You don’t even know what you’re gonna do for a living.”

When Grim announces he would never want to date Jack, Jack tells them that it is none of their business anyway.

[irosl6]

Some facts you all need to know.

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[iamsiimonevl]

Did you know that every time Jacksepticeye Tweets, a JUMBO SAM PLUSH is offered for FREE? #JackFacts

[holsepticeye]

@therealjacksepticeye I’ve learned a lot of stuff from #JackFacts !! haha

[twilight-eclipsed]

@therealjacksepticeye, Did YOU know that you cannot milk a banana or a chocolate but if you could do so, I would milk a chocolate. Also. Really? I support ALL of your pizza decisions (and like them a lot) but THIS is too far, Jack.

[septicshaye-blog]

But Jack that means that you have destroyed thousands of acres of rainforests!

[hansab95]

And here we are again learning with the great and wonderful teacher Jackaboy! 😁 loving these little jackfacts, they say you learn something everyday! @therealjacksepticeye

[justanotherranboofannow]

This seems legit

Did you know that every time the community makes a new meme about Jack, an angel gets their wings? #cyborgsgrl facts

Soon as I saw the tweets, I knew I had to make one of my own!! All jokes and foolies!!

[lonelyteaspoon]

look how freaking happy he is with his banana milk!! Most valuable thing here on the world :P

but hey speaking about banana’s make me hungry, so quick @therealjacksepticeye you have a #jackfact about banana’s?? ^-^

[karasflowers]

JackFact: jack wears a different belt and buckle in every picture but you just cant see it but it is different every time ok? ok?

[yuurei20]

Jack Info Compilation Master List

Jack 1 - Family and Hometown

Jack 2 - Jack and Leona (pt1)

Jack 3 - Jack and Leona (pt2)

Jack 4 - Jack and Leona (pt3)

Jack 5 - Jack and Leona (pt4)

Jack 6 - Jack's Principles (pt1)

Jack 7 - Jack's Principles (pt2)

Jack 8 - Competition, Cactus and More

Jack 9 - Jack and Crewel

Jack 10 - Teamwork, Spelldrive, Tail

Jack 11 - Embarrassed

Jack 12 - Jack and Epel

Jack 13 - Jack and Ruggie

Jack 14 - Port Fest (pt1)

Jack 15 - Port Fest (pt2)

Jack 16 - Exercise (pt1)

Jack 17 - Exercise (pt2), Crowley and Romance

Jack 18 - Jack and Ace, Deuce and Sebek

Jack 19 - Honorifics and Azul

Jack 20 - Beanfest

Jack 21 - Unique Magic and the Main Story

Jack 22 - Fairy Gala IF and Sense of Smell

Jack 23 - Jack and Riddle

Jack 24 - Jack and Vil

[spoey-blog]

#pinkfairy #rosebush #jackfacts #urbanpermaculture #springtime (at Oakley, Cincinnati)

[iamsiimonevl]

#JackFacts, from torture to education. The story of a legend.

[jack-fact]

Who is Sally Yates?

Now that we’ve just gotten out of the totally fun and interesting TrumpCare news cycle (which is not even close to over yet hahahahahaha), cable anchors and Twitter warriors alike will engage tomorrow in yet another bloody clash over one person: Sally Yates. Yes, I realize you probably have no idea who that is. Let me give you some background.

Mrs. Yates has been a lawyer since 1986, and served early as a lawyer for the Department of Justice. She developed a reputation for pursuing white-collar crimes, and in the early 90′s was named Chief of the Fraud and Public Corruption sector of the Department. She has been a US Attorney since 2002, and was named a federal attorney in 2010. Two years ago, she was confirmed by the Senate to become Deputy Attorney General of the United States.

During her Senate hearings, when members of the Senate Judiciary Committee were asking Yates questions to determine whether she was ready for office, Republican Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama asked her “Do you think the attorney general has a responsibility to say no to the president if he asks for something that’s improper?” In a nutshell, if the president asks the DOJ to do something they know or think is illegal, would she resist or refuse? The president at that time was Barack Obama, so it’s not difficult to assume that the person Sessions had in mine when asking this question was ol’ Barry himself. Yates responded “I believe that the attorney general or the deputy attorney general has an obligation to follow the law and the Constitution, and to give their independent legal advice to the president.” Satisfied with that answer, the Senate confirmed Yates by a vote of 84 to 12.

Fast forward to recent history. A little over a week after being inaugurated, on January 30th, President Trump signed an executive order banning immigration or refugee intake from seven “high-risk” countries in the Middle East, which was met with a slightly peeved response. Nothing too bad. However, there were numerous concerns after the signing of the order over whether or not it was, you know, legal or not. Sally Yates, who was named acting (or temporary) Attorney General until the previously-mentioned Jeff Sessions was approved by the Senate, was definitely leaning towards the “not legal” side. So much so, in fact, that she ordered the DOJ not to enforce the order, saying “I am not convinced that the defense of the executive order is consistent with these responsibilities of the Department of Justice, nor am I convinced that the executive order is lawful… For as long as I am the acting Attorney General, the Department of Justice will not present arguments in defense of th[is] executive order.” Obviously, having your head lawyer who is supposed to be defending your executive orders turn around and tell you that you just did something blatantly illegal would be distressing for anyone, so the President did the reasonable thing and sacked her immediately. 

Fast forward to mid-February. The President’s National Security Advisor Gen. Michael Flynn, who was already a little controversial, is kicked out of office after classified reports are leaked that he lied to Vice President Mike Pence about having phone conversations with the Russian Ambassador to the United States during the transition process. Even though it was rumored that Pence had discussed relieving US sanctions on Russia in those phone calls, which would be a serious violation of the Logan Act (which prohibits US civilians from negotiating on the government’s behalf with foreign governments), the White House stated that the reason for his dismissal was simply that he had lied to Pence. It came out at the same time as Flynn’s firing that the Justice Department had warned the White House about these phone calls far earlier, and that Justice was concerned Flynn was being blackmailed by Russia. I invite you to guess who was confirmed to be the person in the Justice Department who warned the White House about Michael Flynn weeks before he was fired. Come on, guess. Oh, fine….

SALLY YATES.

I don’t deal in guessing very much, so I’m not going to tantalize you with possibilities like whether Yates was fired over the immigration ban or whether it was really an attempt to silence her from uncovering a massive scandal within the first month of a fledgling presidency. However, I will present some facts and allow you to decide for yourself: Yates warned the White House about Flynn’s compromised state in “late January.” She was sacked on January 30th. Flynn was not fired until February 13th. Yates was asked to testify in front of the House Intelligence Committee in March, but the White House attempted to block her from speaking by claiming executive privilege. Yates is finally scheduled to speak in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee tomorrow, May 8th, and is expected to “contradict” the White House’s side of the story and state under oath that she offered a “forceful warning” about Flynn’s presence in the White House long before any action was taken. Already, the White House is purportedly planning to paint Yates ”as a Democratic operative who was out to get Trump from the beginning, and willing to torque the facts to advance her agenda.” 

I’ve presented you with a basic overview of Yates’ life, career, and recent drama. Decide for yourself whether she sounds like a partisan hack or a concerned citizen, because tomorrow a war will erupt over her name and reputation.

[holsepticeye]

@therealjacksepticeye Thankyou for all the memories we have made so far, lets go make some more! Thankyou for letting me grow with you...Thanks for staying interactive with us! I know you say that you are as thankful as us but honestly...  Thankyou for the last 5 amazing years!! 

[tarnisheddragon]

This has been 10 facts with #JackFacts!