#JackHoltz

[zimms]

[dykeseinfeld]

omgcp characters as songs from GUTS <3

all-american bitch: bitty <3

bad idea right?: holster

vampire: holster

lacy: holster

ballad of a homeschooled girl: holster

making the bed: holster

logical: holster

get him back!: holster

love is embarrassing: holster

the grudge: holster

pretty isn't pretty: holster

teenage dream: holster

[babydillpickle]

jackholtz au where holster is captaining the ss mont-blanc, carrying picric acid, TNT and gun cotton into halifax harbour, and collides with jack's ship, the Imo, carrying relief supplies, causing the mont-blanc to ignite, precipitating the largest man made explosion prior to the nuclear bomb.

[lilacborrower]

meep meep.

[zzzbittle]

I'm gonna fight you Jackholtz maniacs

I actually just forgot that it's technically not canon that Jack and Holster were hooking up Holster's frog year because of you people. Thanks for that.

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

it’s fun knowing ngozi occasionally reads our posts and she probably came on this week to see all of us going insane over jackholtz and hit her head violently against the wall

[skeletonzimms]

actually it’s so funny cause usually with jackholtz it’s jack coming out on top and holster going insane but now we’re switching it up a bit!! put jack through the ringer this time yippee

[gothlesbianlardo]

Jack: I think ska is pretty cool.

Holster: oh yeah I love ska!

Jack: …never mind I take it back.

[uncleshits]

jackholtz canon flirting moment

[ohyoufool]

alsoooo jackholtz for the ships ask game !

NUMBER TWO. JACKHOLTZ. Gotta go for "Sure, Go For It." I LOOOOOVE their rivalry. Why not let em bone.

[omgcpausandstuff]

Holster finds a magical clipboard that lets him control the outcomes of hockey games. Reclusive hockey detective J is brought on by the NHL to track down the person behind this new form of cheating, and they both become psychosexually obsessed with each other as their cat and mouse game plays out.

[omgzineplease]

Fast Facts:

-I've bee in this fandom since 2015, but only started posting content in I thiiiiink 2019? Maybe 2020? Anyway, the Check, Please! to irl hockey pipeline is soooo real.

-If you remember "Everybody's Husband, Jeff Troy" and "Jeff Troy Is Secretly Scared of Santa", that was my doing!

-This fandom introduced me to some of my best friends and the person I'm marrying so I'll always be grateful for that <3

About me:

Hi there! I'm Tea! (they/them) (23 y/o)

I'm the admin that corrals the others when they're being troublemakers (and as such am toootally entitled to a little trouble myself) and aside from that, I do a lot of behind-the-scenes worker bee stuff.

I write a lot of ficlets for discord servers I'm in, but most of those don't see the light of public day lol. I've got some longer works in my drafts at the moment and I can't wait to share them all with y'all!

My favorite character is Jeff "Swoops" Troy. I know he's not a real Check, Please! character, but when asked why I like him so much, all I can tell ya is he's the pre-Goncharov Goncharov!

I just think it's really neat how a portion of this fandom came together and constructed an entire elaborate identity, personality, and story for this one dude who really doesn't even exist in the media he's supposed to be from. It's led to a lot of wonderful works of art and writing. For me personally, it's led to a lot of happy moments and meaningful friendships. I just think that's neat!

Fun facts:

-My personal record for most crawfish eaten in one sitting is 4 pounds!

-I have 4 cats and 2 dogs

-I have a background in circus arts. Also, I once caught covid at clown school, which makes me the clowniest of all the clowns y'all know. It's a high honor, I know.

Things I Think Would Be Cool in the Zine

-As a multishipper and polyamorous person, I would love to see polyam content in the zine!!

-I'm a huuuge enjoyer of these ships: parswoops, pimms, pimmswoops, pbj (plus swoops too!), holsom, and jackholtz

-jackholtz antagonistic exes nation...where y'all at???

Can't wait for this project to come together. Here's a little parting gift for now. Talk soon!

[lilacborrower]

that's all, folks!

@stanthefrogs

[zzzbittle]

Okay this is dumb but what is the Jackholtz beef?

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME. When did it start? Why did it start? What's the LORE, why is there tension?

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

holster to jack after hearing what jacks major is

[skeletonzimms]

jack who hates holster because the first time because his first family weekend holster spent the entire time mercilessly flirting with bad bob