#Jack parow

[x-heesy]

🅢🅦🅐🅖 🅐🅣🅣🅐🅒🅚

Everyone stays quiet because it's Parow who's rapping now

If you talk back again, I'll fuck you with the blue mouth

Bluebill bluebill

B-b-b-b-bluebill

Still no contest

You still complain

I'm still making hairstyles

Till top of the charts you're still...

People...my bar tab like people on the interweb

The only friends you have are on the fucking internet

I eat fucking hipsters and shit out fixie bites

Still... when I cook, fry and eat the mic

What? Jack Parow, he's still not gone?

Its these King Kong children and the road stall...

And the full truck with the pink bicycle on the back

And the ... singing bottles and selling craft gear

Your mother says stay away from those guys with the saggy pants

I come to your church bazaar and support in the pancakes

Everyone stays quiet because it's Parow who's rapping now

And if you talk back again, I'll fuck you with the blue mouth

Bluebill, bluebill

B-b-b-b-bluebill

Hold up, stop; the hottest is back

Parow's back to kewkattige, write on a back

So sweet back

Stand up, drop down to the floor

The monster eats beats, raps... galore

Yo it's old school, my room is peppered with He-Man

Throw a house party with streamers on the wall

Don't talk to the champion

There are spots on your tights because I rap so fancy

Everyone is waiting with…

To see what I'm going to drop

So much bass...

So more than a makeup shop

The sample is here,

The specter of dark hole

It's Ingrid fucking Jonker

Let the land and the sea step in

Everyone stays quiet because it's Parow who's rapping now

And if you talk back, I'll fuck you with the blue mouth

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@xmozhnolyubitx @luna---zylum @bigbonzo @boanerges20

[charming-celestial]

More random extras 💗

[tamiyagantetsusai]

Just realised this is furry album art,,,,

[brytnoter]

Having to add the video because stuff got different in 10 years

The song fucking fits omg

I started it 1 minutes in because there's a weird intro with no music in it (i hate when music videos do that)

anyway play the video's s ound and watch the gif

[joostsblog]

I love love loveee your writing for Joost!!

Could you do a longer one shot, where Joost is playing the reader his album (preferably Fryslân) with Florida 2009, a she comforts him? Would be amazing <3

Leyla, write one fic as it was requested challenge, level impossible 😅 so I altered your request to be about Liverpool bc I didn't think I could do it justice with florida 2009 being such a personal song, I hope you understand ❣️

Liverpool ~ Joost Klein oneshot

My masterlist here ✨💌

Pairing: Joost Klein x female!reader

Description: Your boyfriend Joost shows you his new album and the end of Liverpool holds a little surprise for you which will change your relationship forever.

Word Count: 0.8k

A/N: Here I am still writing something while I said I wouldn't do so on vacation lol ☀️ if you liked it, you can show your support by leaving a reblog 🫶

Warnings: not proofread

"I think I'm ready," Joost stood in the doorway of your shared apartment.

You looked up from your phone and your face lit up as you knew what this meant. Joost was a perfectionist and avoided showing you rough mixes of his songs because he wanted you to experience them as they were intended - perfectly finished. He had only shown you two finished songs from the album he was working on and now he was finally ready to play the album front to back for you.

"Are you sure?" you asked as you got up from the sofa and walked towards him. He nodded and you could tell that he was nervous. "I'm sure it's gonna be amazing," you said and gave a quick kiss on his cheek.

"Don't sing your praises too early," he laughed.

You sat down in his makeshift home studio and he handed you a pair of headphones, putting some on as well. You put your hand on his knee as he was looking up the files on his computer. Just as he was about to press play, he looked at you again.

"I'm not sure I should even look at you," he laughed nervously. You gave his thigh a reassuring squeeze.

"Do whatever feels comfortable to you," you said with a smile. "I'm gonna love it."

Joost nodded took your hand into his and pressed play. Before you closed your eyes to focus on the music you gave a quick peck to Joost's cheek.

As you were listening through the album, you bopped your head along, smiled and noticed all the shy glances Joost was giving you to check for your reaction. You were right, you did love it. As the last song Liverpool slowly came to its end, you could tell that Joost was watching your face very intently now. The song ended with a series of shout-outs to Joost's friends and collaborators, which warmed your heart.

Shouts-out to Tantu Beats

Shout-out to Joost Klein

Shout-out to Dylan meine brudi

Shouts-out Stuntje shouts-out Wim Hof

Shout-out to Jack Parow out in South Africa

Shouts-out to Apson

Shouts-out Nathan Vandergunst

Damn, shouts-out Enzo Knol

Shout-out to (Y/N)

Shout-out you for listening to my album

I fucking love you man

Your heart skipped a beat as you heard your name appear in the song and your eyes immediately began to water.

You and Joost had both agreed pretty early on in your relationship to keep it private. No one knew that Joost was in a committed relationship and especially no one (except for your friends and family) knew that the person he loved was you. It was the right decision at the time because it allowed you to love and live in private without any unwanted attention. But the longer you had been with Joost, the more the both of you had talked about wanting to actually express your love for each other publicly as well. You just didn't expect that Joost was ready for a step like this - putting your name in one of his songs.

As the song finished you both put your headphones down. Your eyes were still welling with tears and your smile was wide.

"I can take it out if you want to," Joost offered hesitantly and you shook your head no immediately.

"No, please keep it," you said and cupped his face with your hands. "I love it," you said before kissing his soft lips which curved into a grin.

It didn't take long for fans to pick up on your name in Liverpool after the album dropped. Fans took to Twitter, TikTok and Tumblr to voice their opinions of the album and also their confusion about that unknown name.

"Who tf is (Y/N)?"

"IKR? I swear I've never heard that name before"

"Maybe she's his manager???"

"I doubt it, why would he thank her last after all of his friends?"

"Wait, let me check something, I think I've seen her Instagram account before!!"

To your surprise, it also didn't take long before fans found your Instagram account with just a few hundred followers just because you appeared on Joost's follow list and he commented on your posts frequently. There were no pictures of the two together on your account but through puzzling together locations and outfits, some fans quickly found out that you spend a lot of time together.

The follows, likes and comments slowly came flooding in and you realised that your relationship wasn't so private anymore. But even the few nasty comments didn't make you regret your decision.

So when a few days passed and the comments persisted ("is she Joost's gf?") you decided to upload a picture to your story.

the cat's out the bag, you captioned a picture of you happily cuddling with a cat in your arms, another hand also visible stroking the cat. A hand with a 1983 tattoo.

[eldaryasharbinger]

Hello!! I got tagged by @madeby-meru to "put your ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle & let your friends pick their favorite of the first five songs"

I do listen to Joost/Hardcore dutch a lot 😭🙏🏻 If I keep shuffling I just keep getting more Joost songs so yeah 🥲👍🏻

Shout-out to "Offline", "Ome Robert" and "Jackass" by him, gotta be some of my favorite songs!!

I listen to everything, mainly Metal/Goth and some other finnish artists so don't think this is all I've got...

Idk who to tag that hasn't done this yet (I haven't been on Tumblr much these days,,) so anyone who wants to do this feel free to do it saying that I tagged you <3

[noagskryf]

Ello! Hoe gaan dit met jou?

Hierdie mag dalk snaaks klink maar het jy al die liedjie gehoor

Ek luister al die liedjie die hele week en ek kom nou eers agter dit is n christlike liedjie😂 dalk gedink jy sal sit ook geniet.

Daar is min afrikaanse christelik musiek dat as ek enige musiek soos dit kry gaan ek mal

Goeiemôre, en baie dankie vir die "ask," ek hou altyd van hulle so moet nie bekommer nie! Dit gaan nie te sleg met my nie. Ek hoop dit gaan ook goed daar 🙏

Ek luister nou die liedjie, en dis baie nice. Ek het ook nie al Christelik afrikaans musiek gekry nie so hierdie is super cool!

Ek kan sien hoe jy nie besef het dat dit 'n Christelike liedjie is nie, maar ek hou daar van? Jy moet dink aan die worde inplaas daar van om net te hoor "Jesus is die koning, God ons bid aan U om ons te lei in die lewe van U word" Hulle is ook belangrik, maar nie die heeltyd nie.

Vir ander Afrikaanse musiek, ek weet van (ek luister nie hierdie alles nie)

Kurt Darren (lmao)

Jack Parow

Die Piesangskulle (ek love hulle!)

Barto

Eloff

Droomsindroom

Brendan Peyper

Fokofpolisiekar

Robbie Wessels (party daar van is ... interessant - hy het 'n liedjie vir amper elke man op die springbok span)

Spoegwolf

Wat ek vind met Afrikaanse musiek is dat oor die algemeen, daars baie min wat baie anti-Jesus is, of wat verskriklik onchristelik is soos met baie Engelse musiek. Ek weet nie as dit vir jou 'n ding is nie (dit is vir my) maar dis altyd nice om 'n liedjie te luister wat nie God se naam vloek en beledig nie.

Lekker dag verder!

[glpeacetwins]

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[vantagevu]

HEY NEIGHBOUR SECOND WAVE OF TALENT LIST JUST KEEPS GIVING

| UNCLE WAFFLES | JACK PAROW | MI CASA | SHEKHINAH | FRANCOIS VAN COKE |  ANATII | NASTY C | GOODLUCK | TYLA | SCORPION KINGS | SHIMZA | DUCKWRTH | JZYNO | The second phase of the HEY NEIGHBOUR festival lineup is a fusion of local awesomeness with a dash of international flavor. Why, you ask? ‘Cause local is lekker and global is groovy.We’re talking about joining the ranks of H.E.R., Khalid,…

[charming-celestial]

More bts pics of The Shakedown, recently shared by the director! 💗💎

[tamiyagantetsusai]

I need to go see them again soon 😔😔😔

[forgottenchaos]

last song : hosh tokolosh by jack parow

favorite color : uhh too many to pick but prob red right now??

currently watching : nothing rn but i was watching LD&R a week or so ago

last movie : ohh uhh last movie i recall watching was resident evil death island.

currently reading : death in yosemite

sweet / spicy / savory : depends on my mood but sweet is almost always ok :)

relationship status : n / a

current obsession : pokemon but specifically just like the battle subway and everything in that

last thing i googled : should i be worried if my laptop is making a clicking noise

currently working on : getting all set up for college :) starts in a couple days but i still have so much to do!!

tagging : @ghostbehere @smthleon @trigun-yaoi @razlefrazle @the-jax :)

"9 people you would like to know better"

(@residenteeper thanks for the tag!)

Before I answer, I have to restrict myself to only one mention of Nosferatu.

Last song: Light - Chonny Jash.

Favorite color: Red.

Currently watching: Nothing.

Last movie: Other than [], I think I rewatched Dr. Caligari.

Currently reading: Nothing. Still trying to get to the House.

Sweet/spicy/savory: Savory.

Relationship status: "Divorced" (single and planning to stay single).

Current obsession: Nosferatu.

Last thing I googled: "haha jonathan you are trying to replace yourself" (one of my favorite memes).

Currently working on: making as much old man yaoi as possible. Planning to continue writing FURESSHUFURESSHU but I have to get a good dream for that.

Here we go. Tagging: @circuslemon @hadoom @misstextures @indy4304 @mypersonalfirepit @ruthell-aaaaaaaaa @tallyhoot @axter @mango-bubbletea if you all don't mind.

Whoever sees this and wants to join in - go on. I would tag others too but I'm afraid lmao. Just imagine I'm thinking about you right now (because I am)

[nafeathers]

''Like myself, most people are a bit vrot after a busy year, so I hope this song and video makes the last stretch less intense and a bit more of a vibe. But guys, seriously… if you are going to party, don’t be a doos and rather get your ouma to drive you around if you decide to suip. What is Bang Babbelas? It is that feeling when you wake up and you are on the verge of a panic attack. When you hear a loud sound you bekak yourself, when you hear Mariah Carey on the radio you start crying, when your phone rings your heart skips a beat, and so on. When one of my friends tell me they are Bang Babbelas, I know that the only cure is to buy them a puppy.''

[hufflpuffin]

Anyone have any band/music recommendations that are like Die Antwoord? I used to love how just downright fucked up and unabashedly weird their music was, especially the energy of the live shows, but after the Zheani incident I can't find it in me to trust or support them.

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