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The Three Dimensions Exchange Week

@voltagefandomproject here's chapter three in the series, and the longest so far

CW: Gore in text, cringe, and everyone just dying on the inside. Proceed with caution

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Chapter 3:

“Welcome to the House, everyone,” said Barbatos. “Please make yourselves comfortable.”

The smell of paint had almost faded from the walls. The Foyer was decorated with plants native to this region of the devildom, a shoe rack made of the finest hell-iron, a mahogany coatrack and a small crystal chandelier. Everyone looked in awe at the decor. The most impressed of the group are Ace and Jack. “You really went all-out on this, didn’t ya?” said Jack.

“Right? It’s beautiful!” Sherry chirped.

“I’m glad it’s to your liking,” said Barbatos. “Dinner will be hosted at the House of Lamentation at six o’clock, so until then take your time to settle into your new home.”

“Thank you very much,” said Aquia.

“Also, thanks for stepping in back there in the council room,” Ace whispered.

“Think nothing of it,” Barbatos whispered back with a smile.

And with that Barbatos gave them the building layout, bid them farewell and then left.

“‘Spose now would be a good time to figure out our rooms, yeah?” said Lance.

“Right. Looks like there are seven rooms on the first floor and seven on the second,” said Azul.

It didn’t take long for the guests to figure out which rooms they would stay in. Sherry and Y/N took the two rooms next to each other on the west wing of the second floor while The rest occupied the first floor. Once everyone put their belongings in their rooms, Sherry and Y/N went downstairs to meet up with the rest in the living room. Or, at least, tried to, since Y/N slipped and fell down the stairs, much to Sherry’s horror.

“Are you alright!?” She squeaked. 

“O-o-o-ouch”

Everyone rushed to the scene to see Y/N face down on the floor. Ace and Azul couldn’t help but let out a few snickers.

“You mustn’t be so mean,” Rio chided them. He turned to Y/N and helped her up. “Nothing hurt I hope?”

“N-n-n-n-n-n-n-not r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really.”

“I can get some ice,” Jack said.

“Oh, please do,” said Rio

Rio wasn’t going to take any chances. He scooped Y/N into his arms and took her to the sofa in the living room. Jack returned with a plastic bag of ice and handed it to Y/N. “T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you,” she said.

“Hey, uh, If you don’t mind me asking, Do you have a speech impediment or something?” Jack asked.

“W-w-w-w-w-w-what m-m-m-m-m-makes y-y-y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-say t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-that?”

Ace had to bite his lip to keep himself from cackling, and it seems Azul was thinking the same thing. Jack and Rio’s expressions at her statement made it all the harder for the two poor boys not to burst out laughing.

Sherry shot them dirty looks before asking Y/N, “So, Y/N, how did you come about here? What’s your story?”

“I’d like to know that as well. I had no prior knowledge of you coming here. What brought this on?” Malleus said.

“Oh. My. God. NO!” Ace cried.

“Please listen to Ace!” Azul sobbed. This was already too much, and she hadn’t even started talking. Ignoring their pleas, Y/N’s body began to shake like an earthquake hit her and her sapphire-ocean-baby-diamond blue orbs dilated

“What’s going on?” Lance said. His question was soon answered when Y/N began to speak

“My mother’s body got crushed under a four-tonne truck, and my father’s body was shredded into pieces.”

Sherry: “I- Dragon’s teeth! This is horrific”

Y/N: “And my siblings went missing after my cousin got impaled by an iron fence and when a giraffe slung my cat to the moon”

Aquia: “What in the Devildom?”

Y/N: “I soon got taken in by an abusive orphanage and they tried to sell me to Vil Schoenheit two weeks ago-”

Jack: “Pardon??”

Azul: “I guess that explains why Vil was so quiet in our last housewarden meeting…”

Y/N: “And then my rich ex-boyfriend who is part vampire, part human, part lizard, part Teletubby, and part demon and a mafia boss for a subdivision in the Devildom’s mafia who bullied me is looking for me so I ran and asked Lord Diavolo to grant me asylum here”

Lance: “... Is this person even real?”

Malleus: “Hold up. Your ex bullied you? How did you even get into a relationship in the first place?”

Ace: “It’s the bully and the nerd falling in love trope isn’t it? Too bad that hardly ever works out in real life. Case in point: ”

Ace gestured toward Y/N to make his point, to which Y/N lowered her gaze. “Uh- anyway, why did you seek asylum here?”

“Ace, she went through a traumatic experience!” Aquia chided. “She might not be comfortable with-”

“He’s looking for me because I’m three weeks pregnant with his baby,” Y/N interrupted.

Ace: “AND A WHAT-WHEN-WHO-A-FUCKING?! Wait a minute, what time is it?”

Azul: “It’s 3:27. We’ve only known her for less than two hours”

This was going to be a long night.

[twstthing]

[Bake Bread] 1/2

Minecraft Single Player! Yuu AU

Summary: Yuu baked(?) bread for Azul.

Part 2/2

Yuu has insanely fast-growing wheat on their farm located at Ramshackle grounds. Azul has been so, so shifty about wanting to own the property, but he has continuously and fabulously failed at acquiring it.

But what kind of business man is Azul to give up on such an opportunity? Wheat can take up to 2/3rds of the year to grow, but the wheat this abnormal student plants takes approximately 1 and a half days to be completely grown! Not only that, it is beautifully, so beautifully consistent in its quality.

Yes, sure, there are PLENTY of magic agriculture brands that sell amazingly consistent produce, but this wheat? This wheat is terrifyingly accurate to the industry standard. Azul had to confirm to his two associates that no, he was in fact not tripping balls ("You are MALDING over overrated grass, Azul. You sound just like Jade.")

Just to confirm that he wasn't insane, he had gotten his hands on some legally obtained samples of the wheat (He politely asked for a bundle of wheat from Yuu with a contract where he promised to not commercialize nor generate defamation/slander associated with Yuurmom because of the wheat.) and had Jade take it to his Science Club to study it.

Even according to that Heartsyabul Clover, he was thoroughly impressed at the remarkably consistent quality of the wheat.

Trey had kindly indulged Jade's questions about the wheat, explaining one of the most business-booming, profit-generating, game-breaking facts about this produce

This wheat does not expire.

It doesn't expire? Are you kidding? No preservatives, no drying processes, no water rot, none? None at all?

As Clover explains, "Uhh, yeah. It doesn't go bad even when carried around for months. Yuu gifted me some, but I don't exactly know how to process wheat into flour, so it's been sitting in the pantry for some time now. I've been wanting to put it to use though, so this week I'll be meeting with Deuce, Epel, and Jack to help me process it."

So yeah, Azul is definitely NOT crazy for losing his mind over this farm that Yuu has going on. If he can have Yuu make a contract with him to exclusively sell their harvests to Mostro Lounge, he'd be booming! Fast crops, no preservatives, no need to watch for shelf life, do you even understand what kind of miracle crop this student has?!

When Azul comes knocking at Yuu's door once more, he is greeted with the expected presence of the Ramshackle Housewarden, but also a basket of... Flatly stacked pixelated bread?

"Why, Yuu, I wasn't aware you enjoy my company so much!"

"Come in. Bread, eat."

Azul is slightly surprised by the sudden hospitality, but accepts it to see if he can further his advances in getting his hands on those crops.

Upon being seated in the common room, Yuu takes one of the breads from the basket and begins to eat it in their really loud and strange way. Crumbs are flying everywhere, yet not one speck actually makes it onto the couch or floor. Azul wishes he could forget the way Yuu tried to eat the food at Mostro Lounge for the first time.

Jade sets the plate down, and gives a simple smile, "Please enjoy your food." Deuce and Ace usher various forms of a curt "Thanks." before digging in, but Yuu continues to stare at the plate in front of them. Ace raises an eyebrow, but before he got to make a snarky comment, Yuu grabs their Sirloin Steak with Mushroom Sauce and Stir-Fried Vegetables with their bare hand and proceeds to begin ripping at it.

Ripping is not a strong enough word to describe their eating process, Yuu's mouth was barely open yet there were steak shreds and mushroom sauce flying everywhere. The two little card soldiers were trying to fend themselves from the food splatter onslaught, Jade was collapsed to his knees trying to hold in his laughter, Floyd dropped the food he was supposed to serve in opt of releasing howling laughter, and Azul felt like crawling into a ditch.

.. Maybe this was a more prominent memory for Azul than he initially thought.

But! Azul has persisted through worse, really strange eating mannerisms do not compare to the Leech's impulsive personalities. Therefore, this is nothing.

"So, Housewarden, how do you fare? I can see that this place has recently been cleaned well, was that your doing?"

The sounds of disconcertingly loud bread munching fill the room for a solid 4 seconds. Yuu is staring straight at Azul, and Azul stares back. Azul dully notes that their pupils are square-shaped. He's aware of slit eyes and horizontally slit eyes, as evidenced by goat beastfolk, but he's unsure if a person with square pupils is simply born like that or had an extreme cosmetic surgery.

Yuu audibly gulps and burps after finishing their loaf, the bread vanishing from their hand with the blink of an eye.

There are a lot of things running through Azul's mind right now, but his goal was not forgotten. Get closer with Yuu, get that wheat, make business boom. Thus, he slightly extends his hand out to the basket of pixelated bread that is stacked upon each other like cards, "Mind if I have some?"

Yuu nods, so Azul reaches out with his gloved hand to take one of the reasonably sized hard-as-rock pixelated loaves of bread.

He goes in with two hands to rip the bread in half, but finds that it is rock solid. Of course it is. It is a physical slab of a pixelated graphic of a loaf of bread. Azul feels a bit stupid. ("Of course you are, normie! You should've expected that!")

Despite the failed first attempt, Azul tries to rip at it once more with more force. Fingertips pressed into the slab, he pulls his arms away from each other horizontally in a final attempt.

rrrip

Rip? Azul looks at the now split pieces of bread in his hands, and the previous rock-solid pixelated graphic has turned into actual bread.

Azul blinks. He looks at the basket of bread, and the pixel graphic was still there stacked neatly. Bringing his arms back, he observes the bread in his hands that looks to be an ordinary, warm, freshly baked loaf of bread that bore no resemblance to what he initially held in his hands prior to tearing it.

"You ever eat bread before?"

Azul nearly whips his head up to look at Yuu, who's unconcerning gaze never left him.

Pushing up his glasses, Azul speaks, "I assure you I know of bread, Housewarden. I was simply wondering.."

There are a lot of questions Azul wants to ask, those related and unrelated to the current situation, but he pulls through and selects a question that would give him more insight to the Housewarden's stranger properties.

"I was thinking about how you made this. It's still fresh and warm after all. I didn't know the oven in here was operable, no offense to you and your skilled craftsmanship."

Yuu shrugs, "Just 3 wheat, bread made."

Azul blinks.

"Do you mean 3 pounds of wheat? That's quite a lot of crop to process."

"No. 3 wheat makes 1 bread."

Azul Ashengrotto is one of the youngest genius businessmen to enter the world. His thorough work and sound words carry his reputation as smoothly as sea currents, letting all know of his benevolence and charm. However, such skill was not born from nothing. The young man had persisted through harder times, fought his way to the top, wrangling only the best of deals and people to keep his position rising, an experienced businessman as he is no stranger to challenge.

However, interacting with this abnormal Housewarden has somehow managed to shake the reality and logic of such a esteemed man more than thrice.

".. Do you mind explaining what that means, Housewarden? I feel that you might be referring to a unit of measurement from your home, which I'm unfortunately not familiar with."

Continued in Part 2

[onedayimgonnasnap]

Twisted Wonderland Slander; Jack

How tf does he have a goofy ass hair cut?

His forehead looks so shiny like it was cleaned with windex

Jack is color blind, he always loses in Uno since Ace always lies

Jack is the type of annoying mf to go “You forgot the homework”

I would rather kms then vent to Jack about any of my problems like missing homework assignments because bro would go “You brought this upon yourself” and hang up on me

Actually if I were to send him a meme he’d respond with “seen”

Bro looks like the One Wolf from penguins Madagascar movie

He looks like his name was Diesel. I can’t explain it. He looks like a Diesel

He looks like he’d bite me, that’s how bad I was judging him before seeing his personality.

He post those cringy lone wolf quotes on his private Instagram.

He would growl at me if I brought Soda to school instead of water.

He wouldn’t nag you but he sure as hell would give you a look and say “you’re stupid”

His hair line is reversing like Jojo Siwa

He looks like the egg head your mom would tie your hair in a pony tail in elementary school.

He goes threw 20 lynt rolls in a day.

He likes to watch all the Ice age movies religiously.

If you were to make dark jokes, he’d go “It’s not funny. This is a serious matter-“

He smells like grass, sweat and failure.

When seeing Leona first play before joining the school, bro was full force Sebek. He had pictures of Leona fan girling at the thought of them playing with a frisbee

Then he is now disappointed because it’s Leona

He thinks owning a pet dog is slavery-

[quuma]

『 𝕋𝕎𝕊𝕋 𝕍𝕊 𝕋𝕆𝕀𝕃𝔼𝕋 𝔼𝕋𝕀ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕋𝕋𝔼 : 』

𝘪.𝘦. 𝘢 ���𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 <33

𝘾𝙒: 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐎𝐂 !!! 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙣 <3 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨 !!

𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙀: 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙩-𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 (𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙢 𝙞’𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 5 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙬) 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 <33

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𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙐𝙋:

LEONA [he’s rich - he probably had servants wipe his ass for him as a kid and just never grew out of it], Ace :(, TREY, Kalim [genuinely forgets to put the toilet seat down], Idia, CROWLEY, Vargas, Floyd, Cheka [he’s,, a child,,].

𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉: <33

RIDDLE [did you really think his mother would let him keep the toilet seat up?], Vil, Jamil [<3], Ruggie, DEUCE [his Mum raised him right kekekek i love their relationship sm], Cater [practically lives in a 3:1 sister/mother ratio so ofc he keeps the seat down], Lilia, Jack [grrr bark bark alphas never inconvenience their omegas >:(], Neige, All the staff [minus Crowley + Vargas], Malleus, Silver, Azul, Jade, Rook, Epel [Vil would beat him up if he didn’t].

𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙈 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙎:

 Jamil [used to actively remind Kalim to go back into the bathroom and put down the toilet seat but eventually gave up and started doing it himself], Ruggie [again. It’s Leona. As much as i love him, i know he doesn’t put down the toilet seat :( plus Ruggie probably had to put the toilet seat down for all his siblings + kids in his hometown so it’s legit just a habit at this point]. 

𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙃 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙀 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙄𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙎 𝙄𝙉: [𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞��𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢]

FLOYD, ACE [challenges Deuce to see whoever can piss the farthest on a daily basis], Deuce [unwillingly roped into it because Ace makes it a competition and calls him a chicken if he refuses], i regret to admit it but Idia probably does it too [does it to test his pro gamer aim so he can flex his skills to his discord kittens later].

𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝙊𝙉 𝘼 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙍 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙐𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙇𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂: [𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙊𝙊𝘾 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙙𝙘 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 :)]

Deuce [chats to his Mum], Malleus [i know for a fACT that Sebek would stand next to Malleus while he’s peeing to “protect him”], Idia [this mf has 0 bitches so he gets no calls but he definitely plays games while shitting or casually talks to Ortho (who's standing next to him holding a toilet roll and air freshener to waft away the stench of an absolutely monstrous shit that only consists of GFuel and chips,, i.e. average discord mod dishes <33)], Cater, Crowley [he has literally 0 standards there’s no way in hell he wouldn’t do this in a business call], Epel, Rook [casually sits in and talks to Epel (unwillingly involved) or Leona (also unwillingly involved) while they’re shitting. He would do it to Vil too but he got banned from sharing a bathroom with him after talking about how beautiful Vil looks when he wipes his ass].

𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 “𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉” 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙐𝙎𝙀:

Sebek [i’m convinced that he doesn’t know how to use such “advanced mechanical human contraptions”, and so he instead resorts to wearing adult diapers or using magic to clean himself whenever he sharts].

𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉’𝙏 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙇 𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙍𝘾:

Epel [he grew up in the countryside so he either pissed in one of those gross wooden Shrek-looking outdoor toilets that have years worth of bacteria build-up, no toilet seat, and a nest of possums or Huntsman spiders (idek if that’s what they’re called but i’m not risking seeing photos of them just to look up their proper name) or squirrels living in it,, or he just dug a hole and shit in the bushes.]

𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝙆𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙎 𝙋𝙊𝙋, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝘼𝙉𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝘽𝘼𝙍𝙀, 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙆𝙎 𝙏𝙊𝙐𝘾𝙃 𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾, + 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙀 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙋𝘼 𝙉𝙊𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙋𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀:

Trey. [mf literally works for a family of bakers i knOW FOR A FACT THAT HE HAS GRANDPA CONSTIPATION].

𝙂𝙀𝙏𝙎 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎 + 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙊𝙀𝙎𝙉’𝙏 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝙏 𝙐𝙋:

Ace :( [i love you so much Ace but you’re literally the epitome of gross teenage boy :(], Floyd, Trey.

𝘿𝙊𝙀𝙎𝙉’𝙏 𝘿𝙀𝙁𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙀 + 𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙀:

Ortho. [,,, robot,,,]

𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝘼𝙎𝙇𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏:

Silver, Trey [old grandpa needs his hourly naps].

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𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨?

𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 :𝘋 

𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪’𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 + 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪’𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘬 >:)

𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘪 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘫𝘥𝘫𝘩𝘧𝘫𝘥

[justakiro]

Take these twisted wonderland memes while I work on the new post

[hoboyherewego]

Random 4 am twisted wonderland thoughts cause I can’t sleep:

Music time!

• Floyd would have loooooved the harlem shake trend. He would just blast it in the Monstro lounge and somehow got other servers to join in. Tried to pass it to Azul as a good publicity stunt. It didn’t work. Now half the staff from that night have extra shifts to do.

• Epel has some country folk music playing in his room at all times, till lights out. Its one of the few ways he gets to connect with his "true inner alpha country man energy " (his words). Vil lets him do it as a treat, as long as he does his skincare routine before bed.

• When Ace feels inclined to listen to music, he busts out the dumb classic songs like "Who lets the dogs out" and the "ma-i-a hi, ma-i-a hu, ma-i-a ho, ma-i-a haha" romanian song. Which is fine from time to time but its his only playlist, and also the only music he really listens to. Poor Deuce is going crazy.

• Ok this one is predictable, but Jade listen’s to music made from mushroom frequencies (look it up, its kinda cool if you’re also a nerd). What’s LESS predictable is that he listens to psychedelic rock…when he’s high af from his personal collection of edible mushrooms that he makes himself. He will share, for a price >:)

• On the topic of plants, Jack makes his cacti listen to classic music to make them grow because he saw this info somewhere and thought why not. What he WONT let you know tho, is that before bed, he puts on lullabies to help them go to sleep… NOT BECAUSE HE CARES EMOTIONALLY THAT MUCH FOR THEM SHUT UP.

• Rook loves the Spice Girls and Beyoncé. Listening to empowered women songs makes him feel empowered in turn. The whole aesthetic just screams BEAUTÉ 💯 Bonus: When he goes on a “hunt” and just observes his "pray", he sometimes puts AirPods on and listen to songs that sound way too creepy in the context of what he’s doing. Don’t ask me to provide an example, idk ok?

Ok its 5 am im gonna try to sleep again

[caterkinnie]

Hi! If that's okay could i request the first years reacting to the MC being liked by Lucius? Like, every time they got class the cat hops off Trein's lap to go snuggle with them and Trein just lets them? (Ofc as long as they're doing their work n all but still)

Lucius' second favorite human.

❥ ⌗ characters: Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt.

❥ ⌗ tags: crack/fluff, romantic not specified if it's an established relationship or mutual pining, mentions of jealousy but it's funny, not proofread, kinda Ace and Sebek slander but its ok cuz i love them

❥ ⌗ a/n: written from the perspective of a cat owner!

Ace is jealous.

Constantly bothers you about how annoying Lucius is and how he approaches you because you're just as annoying or something like that. It's stupid I know. But he lowkey wishes Lucius liked him too.

Not because he likes cats. I mean, Ace can stand them, but in reality this idiot just wants to brag about professor Trein's infamous cat liking him too. And also he wishes you gave him attention too in class, since Ace constantly bothers you and tries to talk to you, but you tell him to shut up and pay attention and he just goes angry cat mode.

His nagging gets worse whenever Lucius is in your lap.

Deuce is also jealous, but he's not an stupid idiot like Ace <3 (affectionate)

He goes all 'pspspsps c'mon kitty…' but is instantly rejected by the cat who is totally ignoring him.

Constantly asks you tips about how to approach a cat, since he gets a bit scared of… scaring it. He thinks it's his fault Lucius doesn't like him, animals were scared of him back then anyways…

He takes it so seriously like please Lucius is just mean please.

Jack is… uncomfortable. A bit.

He assumes you might just attract animals since this is unusual behaviour from Lucius, does this… also affect him?

He wishes you would also pet him, you WILL never know. He hates being jealous of a cat and he knows you would gladly rub his ears if he asked… but he's not going to ask. That's one of the reasons he feels slightly uncomfortable.

The other reason is obvious, I don't think I have to say it.

I don't think Epel is a huge fan of cats, he can stand them, but I personally think he's more of a dogboy.

He just thinks seeing you with Lucius is cute, and doesn't mind a lot. Has tried to pet him before and almost got scratched… so he personally does not like Lucius, and sometimes worries about him absolutely betraying your trust because cats are just like that (from a cat owner)

In general, Epel doesn't think much about it.

Sebek has been attacked by Lucius multiple times, deserved.

He's everything a cat hates, he's loud and doesn't know how to deal with a cat.

To make it even worse he goes all THIS THING WILL DISTRACT YOU when Lucius is around like the theatre kid he is, grabs Lucius and gets instantly attacked.

After a while he reluctantly accepts that his efforts for separating this cat from you are completely useless.

Sebek doesn't completely hate Lucius, but it's just… ok let's admit it he's jealous. He's physically mentally spiritually unable to admit he's jealous but it's just so obvious he doesn't like it too much when you're paying attention because of that dumb cat! Now he will have to help you re-study because you were focused on the cat— no, it doesn't matter if you were paying attention, m-maybe you missed something, so he's the only one capable of helping you!

[twstwonderlandstuff]

Can I request Trey Deuce jack Azul and Silver overhearing that the reader has a crush on them and when they're asked why the reader says

"In a world where most days just don't make sense to me...they do. Y'know except for the natural green hair(trey)/teeth(jade)/tail(jack)/sebek volume control (silver) but you get what I mean"

((I love low-key sebek slander it's put of love))

hello.... 4 LIMIT CHARA AND.... FORMAT EITHER HEADCANON OR SCENARIO... PLZ....

reqs are closed!

gender neutral reader

tw: none

I hope it satisfies, anon, my love!

jack howl

🍉 "Jack makes me feel grounded, akin to a cactus in a sandy dune. Firm, strong and determined. It's all the more reason I've fallen for him. Except for the tail and ears, but you get my gist."

🍉 ????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! Jack thinks. ?!?!????!??!?!!?!!! YOU???? TO HIM????

🍉 man's freaking out, and Epel whispering "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" isn't helping him cope well either. he takes love very seriously, so when he overhears you giving a serious answer he... his tail breaks out into all the range of motions, and embarrassment takes over his features.

🍉 stop wagging, dammit! is what he wants to tell his tail every time he sees you from then on, but he just... can't--! he feels so guilty for listening to you, but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't glad he did that.

🍉 it'll take him a while to reciprocate, but he takes the confession with a happy, joyful heart.

🍉 cue the first years ganging about jack and helping him (idea from @luminous-letters )

[purple-plum-petals]

—⊱ Confessions on the Court ⊰ || Ace Trappola x Reader

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮       Character(s): Ace Trappola (Twisted Wonderland), Jamil Viper (Twisted Wonderland), Floyd Leech (Twisted Wonderland), Grim (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Deuce Space (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Jack Howl (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Epel Felmier (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Sebek Zigvolt (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Vil Schoenheit (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned), Dire Crowley (Twisted Wonderland, mentioned)       Reader Type: Human, Ramshackle Prefect (Gender-Neutral Pronouns)       Warning(s): Besides Dire Crowley Slander, Nothing!        Genre: Drabble, Fluff, Friends to Lovers (Romantic)       Word Count: ~2,800 words       Prompt: “You just said, and I quote, ‘I have feelings for you love you’.” [Prompt List]       Author’s Note: So, I pretty much like every ship that pairs Yuu/MC with literally any member of the student cast, but something about AceYuu just hits different. Is it the low-key enemies to friends to lovers going on? Two dumbasses in love, perhaps? I have no clue what about this paring makes me love it so much, but I thought it would be fun trying my hand at writing for Ace! I also changed the prompt slightly to fit the dialogue I had planned a bit better. I hope it isn’t too OOC; I’m still trying to get the characterizations under my wing and, somehow, Ace was even more difficult for me to write for than Floyd was. I also had a lot of fun writing Floyd and Jamil being shitty(?) wingmen, so I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did.

→ If you enjoyed my work, please reblog it if you can! Exposure on Tumblr is based on reblogging content rather than liking it, so your support would be much appreciated!  ♡ ╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

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             The loud roar of the crowd around you filled the gymnasium like a symphony, the squeaking shoes on the court only adding even more layers to the fiery melody. You were watching intently as the practice game between Night Raven College and Royal Sword Academy took place right in front of your very eyes, observing as your friends and classmates did everything they could to break the tie and take the victory.

            Sure, it may not be an official match, but beating RSA in anything is always a big deal for the students at NRC. Everyone at Night Raven College seems to have a deep-rooted hatred for the students of Royal Sword Academy, something which you don’t fully understand but didn’t want to ask anyone about. You had tried once and all you got from the person you asked was something along the lines of all RSA students being “goody-goodies” and that they found them annoying.

             You were by yourself since your fellow first-years were all busy with something else; Deuce and Jack were practicing for an upcoming track meet, Epel had gotten in trouble with Vil and was essentially grounded, and Sebek was doing his duty as Malleus’ bodyguard; in Grim’s case, he just simply didn’t want to come. Though, you were going to do everything you could in order to show Ace your support, no matter what; it’s what a good friend does so long as they aren’t preoccupied with something else. Well, you were supposed to do some organizing for Crowley in his office, but he could suck it up if the paperwork needed filing that badly; nothing wrong with taking a break every now and again to go to a school event and support your peers if the game was taking place on the home court.

             The clock was ticking, ten seconds remained and the game was still tied at 12-12. While a tie was better than a loss, you knew your fellow NRC students wouldn’t take it as something to celebrate. Nearly all of the students you went to school with were uncooperative and competitive in some way and, to add to that, a lot of them had an unnecessary hostility towards RSA students, so a tie to them would probably be as bad as just straight-up losing.

            Five seconds left and Jamil had the ball, making his way down the court before a member of the opposite team jumped in his way and blocked his path. He couldn’t do anything in the current position and, in a split-second decision, Jamil passed the ball to Ace who was open across the court. Your blood was pumping, the sound of your heartbeat in your ears as you watched Ace catch the ball with ease. He took a moment to line up the shot, take aim, and throw. The buzzer sounded as the ball hit against the backboard, the sound ringing through the gym that had gone eerily silent, and falling into the net, winning the practice game for NRC 13-12.

            You and everyone else in the crowd stood up and cheers erupted throughout the stands. You watched as Jamil went over to give Ace a high-five while Floyd came over to give both a probably spine-crushing squeeze. Once he was out of Floyd’s grasp, Ace’s gaze traveled throughout the bleachers before landing on your smiling face. He smiled brightly back at you, making his way to where you were seated with a slight hop in his step. You made your way down the stairs, skipping every other one, in order to greet him at the bottom.

            As soon as your feet made contact with stable ground, you ran to your good friend and hugged him tightly as you exclaimed, “That was amazing, Ace! You just made the game-winning shot!” He was fairly damp and smelled of sweat, but you didn’t care at the moment. Right now you were kind of hopped up on adrenaline, so much so that even the crowd around you seemed muffled.

            Ace was still holding you in his arms as he told you, his voice crystal-clear in the sea of noise and chaos around you, “Glad you made it, Prefect… Seven, I love you! Thanks for coming to see our awesome win. I was pretty great, huh?”

            You froze for a second where you were, your arms wrapped around Ace’s neck and his around your waist. If your brain could do a record-scratch mixed with a freeze-frame, it would have happened right then in there. Did Ace… just say he loved you? Was it the love someone has for a friend or the love you have for a significant other? You pulled away from the embrace slowly, taking the time to look at his handsome face and beautiful ruby eyes; he didn’t seem to have realized what he had just said.

            You swallowed and pulled back slightly so you could see his face clearly, asking in a voice that was as quiet as a gentle summer breeze, “Wait you… you love me?”

            You watched Ace go through all five stages of grief in a matter of a few seconds. His face was tinged in a light shade of pink, his eyes widening into saucers as he looked anywhere but directly at you. He pulled away from you, removing his hands from your body as if you had physically burned him. He was floundering, a unique sight you had never seen from him before, as he said, “W-What? No, no – you must have heard me wrong. Ah Prefect, since when did you become such a jokester? Am I rubbing off on you or something?”

            “Uh, no? It may be loud in here right now, but I know I heard you correctly. You just said, and I quote, ‘I love you’…” You said matter-of-factly, placing your hands on your hips in order to do something with your arms now that they weren’t holding him in an embrace. Ace didn’t say anything after that, simply just rubbing the back of his head awkwardly as he put his other hand into the pocket of his basketball shorts. You furrowed your brows, leaning in closer as you asked him, “Ace, is there something you aren’t telling me?”

            “Oooooh~… Did Crabby finally decide to confess to Shrimpy?” Floyd’s voice suddenly interrupted, startling you both as you weren’t expecting anyone to butt into your conversation. Though, knowing Floyd, you weren’t really surprised. You looked past Ace and watched as Floyd and Jamil made their way over to you, the smirks on their faces just screaming trouble. Ace looked panicked as he made the ‘cut-it-out’ gesture with his hand in the hopes that the two upperclassmen would leave him to his own devices. Floyd’s smile only widened at the action as he threw one arm around Ace’s shoulder, towering over him as he asked, “How long have you been thinking about asking them out? Like, over two months, right?”

            “About time – I was starting to get tired of your near-constant blabbering about the Prefect during our practices. Your love-filled rants were getting a bit annoying.” Jamil said, not doing a very good job at hiding his shit-eating grin. Poor Ace looked like he was about to pass out from how red his face was. You realized you probably weren’t doing much better as you brought your hands up to cover your hot cheeks. Sadly, your warm and slightly sweaty hands did nothing to ease the heat of your face.

            “R-Really guys!? You two are horrible upperclassmen!” Ace exclaimed, his expression a mixture between annoyance and embarrassment. Floyd and Jamil didn’t look sorry in the slightest, the smiles on their faces only widening at the look on Ace’s.

            “You’re welcome, Crabby! Byeee you two~…” Floyd said in a sing-song tone, waving to both of you before walking away with Jamil to where the basketball team was currently gathered on the sidelines. It was awkwardly silent between the two of you, something of which had never happened before. You two always found things to talk about to fill the silence, so this was a new experience in your relationship with one another; you weren’t very fond of the heavy feeling in your stomach.

            You swallowed thickly, your attention moving from the retreating forms of your upperclassmen to your hands that were now in front of you, playing with your fingers to help ease your nerves. You didn’t want to look at Ace as you meekly asked, a tone of voice you didn’t take very often, “So… so you do love me? Like, in a romantic way?”

            Ace turned to look at you, your unusually shy form shooting an arrow straight through his heart; you looked waaaay too cute right now. He answered you, voice wavering slightly as he ran his fingers through his damp hair, “I-I, uh… I think so?”

            “Pfff–,” You found yourself unable to contain the snort, and it escaped your lips with some slight resistance from you; it wasn’t the most flattering sound, but it did help ease the tension that had been built between the two of you. You covered your mouth, asking Ace in between your broken giggles, “hehe, where’s all your suave charm now, Ace?”

            “H-Hey! Leave me alone! It’s not like I’m used to this kind of thing...” He exclaimed, voice tapering off towards the end of his statement. There was another pause from him as your chuckling died down, the silence from before returning and making its way between the two of you even though the gymnasium was still bustling with noise. Ace dropped both of his hands to his side, looking you straight in the eyes as he asked, “So, uh, what’s your answer? I mean, if you need more time to think about it, just –…”

            “I love you, too.” You said without a single ounce of hesitation, smiling at him as you both just stared at each other. However, it was apparent that Ace hadn’t been prepared for an immediate answer from you since all he was able to do was dumbly blurt out a simple “…huh?”.

            “Come on – I know you heard me!” You whined out, a noise that brought Ace’s classic smirk back to his face. Ah, how you had missed that smug look. Though, you did quite enjoy his flustered expressions, too. You’d definitely need to thank Floyd and Jamil later.

            “Did I? Hmm, I don’t think I did. Why don’t you say it again, Prefect~…” He teased you, causing your cheeks to flare up. Sure, he teased you a lot throughout your friendship since it was kind of his brand at this point but, now that you know he loved you in a romantic sense, it did hit a bit differently than it had in the past.

            You took a deep breath and yelled out, closing your eyes in the hopes that it would block out any weird gazes you’d get from the people around you at your sudden outburst, “Ace Trappola, I love you, too – and I also accept your shoddy confession!”

            Ace looked around wildly now that other people were looking at the two of you. From across the gymnasium, he heard his fellow teammates cheer for him which only added to the mortification he was feeling. When his gaze landed back on you, your mischievous grin and eyes shimmering with unbridled joy were what caught his attention. He just rolled his eyes, looking away in an effort to calm his heart as he uttered out, “Wow, thanks for just screaming that so everyone could hear...”

            “You’re very welcome.” You told him. You paused for a moment before continuing to speak, vulnerability laced in every word as you spoke, “I, uh… I just want you to know that I will always cherish you as a person and our relationship with one another, romance or no romance. I really do love you, you know?”

            Ace had to fight every urge in his body to run away in that moment; emotional vulnerability was not something he was well versed in and it showed. So, to hide how much your words had affected him, he just groaned out, “Uugghh… being your sappy self as per usual, huh?”

            “Eh, it’s pretty much my specialty at this point.” You said with a shrug, not minding his deflection at the subject; you’d give him some time to work on that aspect of the relationship. You continuing to speak, a smirk growing across your face as you told him, “Also, if you try ghosting me like you did your last partner, I’ll send Deuce after you.”

            “Ooooooh, I’m sooo scared~ – please, oh merciful Prefect, don’t bring the big and scary Deucey into this!” Ace said mockingly while pretending to shake like a leaf, something which only caused you to laugh embarrassingly loud at his display. Right now, though, you couldn’t find it in yourself to care about how loud you were being. You felt light and warm and your stomach felt as though a swarm of butterflies was fluttering about with no escape in sight. It was a new emotion and you found yourself liking the feeling this brought you – that being with Ace brought you.

            Your attention was grabbed by Vargas yelling for Ace from across the court. You lifted your hand and pointed to where the group was huddled, telling him, “Oh, I think Coach Vargas wants the team to have a post-game meeting. You should, uh, probably head over there.”

            “Will you wait for me?” Ace asked, beginning to jog over to where his teammates were gathered.

            “Yeah – yeah, I’ll be here. Not in a hurry to go home and see what destruction Grim has caused while I was out, hehe.” You joked, walking backward and taking a seat on the bleachers. Your legs were shaky and you were surprised your knees hadn’t given out at you during that whole conversation.

            “Alright. I-I’ll walk you to Ramshackle – you know, make sure you get there safe. I’ll, uh, see you in a few, then.” Ace said matter-of-factly, a strangely soft smile gracing his features.

            You smiled back and gave him a wave as you told him, “See you in a few.”

            Though, when Ace turned around and began jogging back to you, you didn’t have any idea what it was for. You just asked as he stopped only a foot or two in front of you, head tilted to the side in confusion, “Oh? Did you forget something?”

            His question was abrupt and caught you completely off-guard as he asked, “Can I kiss you?”

            Taken over by shock, all you were able to dumbly get out was a simple, “…what?”

            “Can I kiss you? I’ve, uh, wanted to do it for a while now, and…” Ace apparently didn’t have it in him to finish his sentence as he stood in front of you and waited for your response – close enough to make the move if you gave him the go-ahead but far enough that he wasn’t towering over your sitting form.

            “Y-Yeah, sure, I uh... I’d like that.” You stuttered out, looking at him with wide eyes that were shining with anticipation. He smirked and leaned down, one hand cupping the side of your face while the other braced himself against the bleachers. You closed your eyes and felt his lips brush against yours, causing the nicely queasy feeling in your stomach to intensify tenfold. The kiss was short and sweet but, at least to you, it was perfect.

            Ace pulled back and you opened your eyes, your gazes meeting as he smirked and said, “Smooth, Prefect.”

            You just simply rolled your eyes, enjoying the feeling of his thumb rubbing your cheek affectionately as you said, “You’re not Prince Charming either, you know? We’re both equally bad at this.”

            “Well, I beg to differ.” Ace shot back, his smirk as powerful as ever as you grinned and looked away from his stupidly pretty face.  

            “Uh-huh, whatever helps you sleep at night.” You stated, flicking his forehead gently just like you had done so many times throughout your relationship. However, the nice moment between the two of you was suddenly interrupted by Vargas yelling, “Trappola! Quit it with the PDA and get over here!”

            Ace nearly jumped out of his skin and ran over to where his team was, exclaiming “C-Coming, coach!” as his clubmates laughed at him. You smiled as you watched him jog away from you, your face comfortably warm and your heart feeling as light as a feather. Man, you couldn’t wait to see the looks on your friend’s faces when you told them about what happened.

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[call-me-aesthetic]

If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School

WARNING: There are some slight sensitive topics that are featured in here! Reader discretion is advised!

Part 2 can be found here

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts:

- That one preppy girl who takes all honors and AP classes 😑

- Wants everyone to know that he’s becoming a doctor one day for his strict parents or he’ll dishonor the family

- Reminds the teacher about homework, knowing well that he’ll get slander for it

- Complains about how he got a 90 on his test or a B on his report card, a try hard much?

- Wears a cardigan with thicc but cute glasses since he’s one of those people with can’t see shit on the board so he has to move to the front of the class

Ace Trappola:

- The SoundCloud rapper, that’s it

- “Wanna listen to my mixtape? It’s pretty fire, my guy.” 😩🔥

- You will not miss him BLASTING out some song on his Bluetooth speaker, that shit be echoing through the hallways

- Tells you to stop what you’re doing only for him to either sing horribly or do a backflip, thinking that he’s so cool

- Wears a Supreme jacket with AirPods and waves on his head

Deuce Spade:

- Assuming that he’s still a delinquent, he’s that kid with the most fucked up school record

- Not much of a bully but will still talk shit to your face without caring, might even throw stuff at you during a lesson and you would be the one getting in trouble instead of him 🗿

- If he ever gets mad, it would be overdramatic like kicking the desks, punching the lockers, or walking out of the classroom unannounced and everyone would look at each other wondering wtf happened

- Covers the entire desks with drawings of skulls and those “s” if you know what I mean

- Wears Champion hoodies, wants you to know that he’s broke and rich at the same time

Trey Clover:

- The guy that’s not really popular but everyone knows him since he’s in all their classes

- Most people might have a crush on him because he’s REALLY nice 😳👉👈

- Gives off “older brother” vibes based on the way he looks and acts, like offering you a ride home if you beg ask nicely

- Secretly bakes creme brulee but doesn’t want to mess with the flow so he sticks to the status quo

- Wears the school’s hoodie just because he thinks it looks good on him, and the fact that he doesn’t know what else to wear

Cater Diamond:

- Hot Cheetos girl 🥵

- Has a whole buffet of food in his backpack and will not hesitate to eat them during a lesson, no sharing either sorry

- Excuses himself to the bathroom or full on skips class just to film a Tiktok

- Has about 100 followers on Instagram Magicam and brags about how he’s famous

- Wears a Thrasher hoodie with large hoop earrings and his hair in a bun

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar:

- The kid who flunked their freshman year that also sort of vibes with new classmates

- Always gets mistaken as a teacher by people since he looks and sounds old

- Knows the lessons but still fails them anyways, didn’t really give a damn either 🙄

- Captain of every sports club you can think of, never actually plays but has a lot of knowledge on them

- Wears the school’s letterman from years ago since it used to be his brother’s and that he’s too lazy to buy a new one

Ruggie Bucchi:

- That one kid who NEVER has money for the book fair or any other school event

- Always has to ask his classmates for some cash

- If he somehow does, then he’s one of those kids who buys Diary of the Wimpy Kid or the World Record books

- If he’s feeling cheap, he’ll buy the “cool stuff” like the chocolate scented calculator or fruit snacks 😭

- Wears oversized hoodies and basketball shorts that are clearly hand-me-downs

Jack Howl:

- That one athletic kid who’s both scary good and competitive when it comes to school games like football or soccer

- Literally the best player on his team and without him, they’re trash as hell 💀

- Tries his absolute best to support his teammates without yelling at them for how dumb they are

- “KICK THE FUCKING BALL! DO YOUR LEGS EVEN WORK?!”

- Wears the school’s jersey just to show off his “school spirit”

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto:

- The kid who sell snacks for “charity” but everyone knows he’s keeping the money to himself

- If you don’t have cash or try to negotiate with him, the only thing he’ll do is raise the price up

- “What do you mean you don’t have ten bucks? I can see it in your pocket.”

- Just bring nothing with you, he’ll doing anything to steal your stuff 🤭

- Wears a collar shirt with a tie and khakis that have pockets to keep his glasses and money in

Jade Leech:

- The kid who puts on a goody two shoes facade but is actually a stoner

- Only does “safe” drugs like vape but occasionally smokes weed, mostly in the bathroom or behind the school 🌬

- Can play it off and hide the scent when he’s high, teachers never suspect anything from him

- No one really cares to stop him unless he gets caught or something idk

- Wears clothing that either makes him look like a businessman or a junky, there’s nothing in between

Floyd Leech:

- The kid that’s plays basketball or volleyball just because he’s hella tall, and is actually good at the sports but doesn’t put much effort into them

- Always stays behind after gym, even though the teacher tries to make him leave for his next class 😬

- “I swear after this one shot, I’ll go to class.” *He never made that shot*

- Will jump you no matter who or where you are, and will get angry if you step on his new shoes

- Wears the jersey of any famous team with the latest pair of Jordan sneakers

Scarabia

Kalim Al Asim:

- VSCO girl at best, don’t lie to me now 🤡

- The only words he knows are “And I oop– sksksk.” and “Save the turtles.”

- Walks during a track meet while everyone else is running and sweating hard, the teacher doesn’t care either

- Doesn’t really do anything in gym but talks to his classmates and stands near the water fountain to refill his Hydro flask

- Wears tie dye shirts with cute scrunchies

Jamil Viper:

- That one quiet kid who everybody thinks is a serial killer but he’s actually not, I swear

- He just wants school to be over and spend the rest of his summer relaxing 😔

- Although he shouldn’t abuse his “power,” he‘ll move his hands in his pockets or backpack to make it look like he’s about to pull a weapon out.

- “Chill, I’m just grabbing a pencil.” *Everyone in the class started crying*

- Wears dark colored hoodies that intimidates people but are actually comfy

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit:

- The baddie popular girl 😌💅✨

- Arrives to school late with a Starbucks in hand from his local Target

- Fixes himself every 5 seconds like reapplying his lipgloss or spraying Bath and Body Works cherry blossom perfume

- Uses acrylic nails and long hair extensions as weapons during a cat fight

- Wears a crop top with ripped jeans and those clout sunglasses

Rook Hunt:

- That creepy guy in the hallways who tries to get your attention, even if you don’t know him

- Scares people when he says, “Ayo, where my hug at?” 🥶💯

- Uses at least 10 cans of Axe body spray a week after gym class, which stinks up the locker rooms

- Waves at you if he passes your class, even walking into the room just to say hi

- Wears literally anything but always include a hat

Epel Felmier:

- The artist girl who just wants to be alone 🧑‍🎨

- Purposely draws in front of you but pretends like you’re not looking

- If you complement him, he’ll just brush it off and proceeds to diss himself

- “Thanks but I’m not THAT good at drawing, teehee.” *Insert Radio Rebel face*

- Wears a hoodie or a cardigan with big pockets to put his art supplies in

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud:

- I don’t even need to tell you who he is, y’all already know ahaha 🥴

- Sneaks a whole PlayStation in his backpack so he can play with it during lunch

- Is on his phone 24/7 even in class to the point where teachers don’t care anymore

- Tries to get people into anime but only to little success

- Wears a shirt of any anime character or that damn ahegao hoodie, girl bye

Ortho Shroud:

- The nerdy kid who’s known for destroying others at many games

- Plays classics like D&D, Yugioh, Pokémon, the whole shabang

- Daily Beyblade battles during recess with everyone surrounding him, the menacing aura radiates off of him

- Will steal your things if you lose to him but gives it back a week later cuz he’s sweet 🥰

- Wears light up Sketchers shoes and those Minecraft shirts you find at Old Navy

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia:

- The theatre kid who also goes to band practice, change my mind 👁👄👁

- Takes his role seriously when it comes to school plays and concerts, even if he gets casted as a damn tree or doesn’t go solo

- Remembers the songs and their lyrics to any musical you name, a really good singer at that too

- Plays almost every instrument, you definitely know this since you can hear him down the hallways during a test

- Wears a white button up shirt, black pants with fancy dress shoes, and top it all off with a fricking Rolex watch

Lilia Vanrouge:

- The weird guy who pranks people and vandalizes school property in every way possible

- If you ever get a textbook with a message that tells you to go to a certain page only for you to found a picture of a dick, yeah that was him 😒

- When using a Chromebook, he’ll leave a tab open on YouTube so when the next person uses it, pray that your ears will still work by tomorrow

- During lunch, he is a literal DEMON that mixes milk with chicken nuggets together and having the audacity to eat it too

- Wears an oversized raincoat or a windbreaker but idk wtf kind of things he has hiding underneath

Silver:

- That guy in class who consumes Monster energy drinks and falls asleep 99% of the time but somehow manages to pass the class 🤷

- Whenever he’s awake, he’ll talk to the teachers since he’s basically friends with them for some reason

- Writes his name out of boredom on any desk you sit on but in different places, sometimes around the corners or the sides

- Has a sixth sense because he’ll wake up if you try to draw on his face and if you did get something on him, it’s on sight

- Wears those colorful hoodies that zips all the way up to cover his face with a matching backpack, it’s pretty cool ngl

Sebek Zigvolt:

- That kid who literally knows everything about historical wars and will show it off during class

- Also has knowledge on weaponry, which has people questioning him but he’s just very dedicated on serving his country and people

- Knows how to fight and defend himself from a bitch since he spent his summer at a military boot camp, put respect on my man’s name 😤

- Honestly a great partner for a group project, actually does the given work but not the whole thing for you

- Wears anything that has camo pattern and chunky combat boots

I only made this because me and my friends were talking about our school memories so yeah. This is based from my experience so they might not be exactly accurate. Might even be a part two if you want.

[ithseem]

The Three Dimensions Exchange Week: Chapter 4

I did it. I finally finished the fourth chapter. @voltagefandomproject there's no way I can finish the entire fic before the deadline, but here you go anyways.

CW: slut-shaming with no basis, everyone dying inside. proceed with caution

previous chapter || next chapter

Chapter 4:

Diavolo and Barbatos were greeted by their guests looking uncomfortable when they came to pick their guests up and escort them to the House of Lamentation. Did they already dislike being in the Devildom? Aquia assured him that how they feel has nothing to do with being here. “I shan’t say the actual reason. Just please take my word that none of us dislike being here,” he said. He didn’t dare say that he didn’t want to disclose the actual reason was because Y/N was within earshot of them. “Alright,” Diavolo replied, however only somewhat satisfied knowing that he spoke the truth.

By the time they had arrived at the House of Lamentation, Saima had already thrown herself onto her friends and gave them all a hug. Joanne did the same with her friends too. “You have NO idea how much I wanted to do that,” Saima said.

“I’m truly happy to see you again, child of man,” Malleus replied.

Ace: “For real! It has been a minute.”

Sherry and Rio were especially happy to see Joanne too. “I still can’t believe We managed to pull off getting you all here. And I was part of it!” Joanne said.

Parvana chuckled and then ushered the group into the living room where they continued to mingle with one another, now with the Demon Brothers, the Purgatory Hall gang, Diavolo and Barbatos. Y/N tried to join them, but she tripped over her own shoes. She braced herself for the impact, but she never came on contact with the unwaxed floor. She looked up to see Jack’s bemused expression. “Maybe you need a new pair of shoes?” he said.

“T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you f-f-for catching m-m-m-m-me,” she said as her face reddened.

Azul, Ace, and Saima exchanged wide-eyed glances that did not go unnoticed. “What’s that expression for?” Simeon asked. “All Jack did was help a person out.” He wasn’t the only one who was confused, and he certainly wasn’t the only one who had a bad feeling about this. A loud rumbling interrupted the atmosphere, stopping whatever train of thought anyone had at this interaction.

“Ah,” Rio said. “I’m feeling a bit peckish.”

“I almost forgot why we invited you over in the first place,” said Lucifer. “Come into the dining room. The food’s going to get cold.”

To call the dinner a bizarre experience would put it quite lightly. Out of politeness, Simeon tried to strike up a conversation with Y/N, and it would have been normal if not for the incessant stuttering, “shyly” tucking her hair behind her ear every other sentence, and the constant slander of the popular girls at her old school. The layer of discomfort made it all the more difficult to enjoy the dinner.

“I-i-i-i-i-i-i-it’s t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-true,” she stuttered. “T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-they always m-m-m-m-m-make f-f-f-f-f-f-fun of me for n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-not b-b-b-b-b-being l-l-l-l-like t-t-t-them. I-I-I-I-I’m n-n-n-not a s-s-s-s-s-slut.”

Lance made a face as if to say "bullshit."

“Apparently, the stuttering isn’t a speech impediment,” Lance whispered to Simeon. “I’m afraid I don’t know what it is.”

“Maybe I should get a bag of rice?” said Leviathan, not hiding the fact that he was about to laugh. “She’s lagging like crazy.”

“Come on, be nice,” said Parvana. “No matter HOW insufferable she can be. I wouldn’t discourage calling out her nonsense, though.”

Y/N: Uhhhh? T-t-t-t-thanks?

Barbatos came to the rescue again by changing the subject. “By the by, how are you enjoying your stay in the Devildom? I realize it’s only been a few hours, but I’d really like to know.”

Malleus: “In the short time we’ve been here, I’ve come to quite enjoy myself. Partially because I get to see an old friend again. The atmosphere here seems really nice too. We’ve run into a couple of students upon our arrival, and they seemed quite welcoming.”

Sherry: “Indeed! I’m quite looking forward to meeting some new people, myself. And getting to know all of you better seems like a capital place to start.”

Diavolo: “Excellent! If you’re this enthusiastic about the program, I’m sure this will all go swimmingly.”

Saima: “I most sincerely hope so.”

At this point, hoping is all there is left to do.

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Twisted Wonderland: Movie based headcanons pt.1

(This list is comprised of headcanons for the main villains based off of skills/habits/& personalities of their movie counterparts. This means that characters such as Ace Trappola, Ortho Shroud, Jack Howl, and Sebek Zigvolt (characters without a clear counterpart) will not be included.)

Riddle Rosehearts:

- Attempts to act calm and serious, but behind that pouty face hides a temper on par with a raging bull. Riddle can easily go from zero to one hundred in a matter of seconds from only a minor inconvenience. His temper tantrums are nothing to scoff at, he’ll throw whatever is in reach and flip furniture in a fit of rage. It’s not uncommon for people to get hurt during these outbursts. The other members of Heartslabyul are well aware of the devastation Riddle can cause and are careful not to piss him off.

- Croquet is one of his favorite pastimes and will order his dorm mates to play with him. However, it’s painfully obvious that the boy doesn’t have a clue as to how the game is played. Since losing would lead to another outstanding tantrum, the members of Heartslabyul will purposely lose, that way Riddle is always the winner. In a way, it’s more like a game of “keep the Queen happy” instead of croquet.

- His favorite treats are tarts, and becomes irate if anyone takes one from his personal stash.

Azul Ashengrotto:

- Like Vil, he is exceptional when it comes to chemistry and potion making. However, contrary to the third year’s meticulous measurements, Azul prefers to judge by eye. He will often experiment with new mixtures in order to create new potions and magically imbued items. Sam’s been trying to convince him to sell a few of his creations at the Mystery Shop for a while now with no success.

- He’s a fan of theatrics, putting on a show whenever there’s a chance. (I agree with the headcanons that he hordes make up, and will personally add that he has a trove of gaudy accessories stowed away in his dorm room.) The cafe he runs has a stage, complete with pricey lighting and sound system, which is used for karaoke contests on a regular basis. Azul himself has an incredible singing voice and preforms live there at certain times.

- Azul keeps a gold pen on him for those special contract signings. Some like to joke that it was a gift from the devil, or is somehow enchanted to make people go through with signing.

Floyd and Jade Leech:

- They’ve mastered that speaking in unison thing, like in the movies, and will do it just to freak other people out. Sometimes they’ll sneak up behind students at night, in the hallways, and randomly start talking to them. Scares the crap out of the first years.

- Jade and Floyd act as Azul’s “feelers”, branching out though the school in search of emotionally weak students who just need a little help. Once one is found, they swarm. Whispering about how terrible the little dear’s situation, the tragedy of it all. Then they’ll begin discussing Azul, how great is, how he can help them with their problems. Once the target takes the bait, all they have to do is bring them to the cafe and they’re through.

- If someone fails to complete their part of the bargain, the twins will sniff them out and either bring them to Azul or give the person some “motivation”.

Kalim Al-Asim:

- Kalim loves his family dearly, becoming rather depressed in their absence. He writes to them every other day, detailing his progress in school, what Jamil served cooked that day, what shenanigans he and his friends are up to, and so on. The boy is extremely protective of his family and refuses to tolerate any form of slander against them.

- Kalim enjoys collecting figurines (which Jamil refers to as toys) and is always on the hunt for new items of the sort.

- He loves horses.

[devils-gatemedia]

When Edinburgh’s Black Cat Bone are in town, it’s a requirement that the Irn Bru, the Buckfast, and the paint stripping, no-frills budget supermarket whiskey are forsaken for some bourbon. None of that Lynchburg gubbins either; we’re talking Maker’s Mark or Bulleit Bourbon. You know, the good stuff.

Black Cat Bone have a juke-joint, soulful, bluesy approach normally associated with acts like Black Keys, Alabama Shakes or Gary Clark Jr, not acts from Scotland. So much so that during a brief moment of silence when the band are re-tuning, one guy (American) in the crowd asks “where y’all from?”, and when vocalist Ross Craig answers with “Edinburgh” the guy simply responds “really?”.

It’s been a while since Black Cat Bone released some studio output. ‘Get Your Kicks Sessions’ EP was released back in 2017, while the ‘Growl’ album saw light of day back in 2015. After a fair old bit of road work, including an opening slot for Kris Barras, tonight is the right time to be back in Glasgow: the launch of new single ‘Coming For You’.

The track in question, available now through all the usual tax dodging platforms (“also available now on bandcamp”, to quote vocalist Ross Craig), is a swirling, intoxicating mix of fuzzy riffs, some wicked harmonica, and copious amounts of swagger.

In this small room with fantastic sound (top work sound fella), it sounds larger than life, especially the all-out jam towards the climax of the track. Guitarist and #spanishhunk Luis Del Castillo favours a rather nifty bit of slide guitar and it’s a joy watching him getting lost in his playing.

The rest of the band are no slouches either. Drummer Kai Wallace (#rhythmslut) is sadly hidden in the corner behind a stack of monitors. This seems to drive him on even more though as he puts in one hell of a shift.

Bassist Ewan McKenna doesn’t seem to have a slanderous hashtag on the band’s facebook page. So let’s just go with #bearededbassistwithabow, as he breaks out a violin bow towards the end of the set and coaxes a fantastic sound out of his bass with it.

Vocalist and rather splendid harmonica brandisher Ross Craig (#hatprick) has a warm Wolfman Jack meets Tom Waits at Jim Morrison’s house, kind of howling voice. Equally as suited to the slower moments like ‘John The Revelator’ and the foot-tapping ‘Punks & Pushers’, as he is on the more uptempo moments like ‘Lost’, and the aforementioned new single ‘Coming For You’. Special mention has to go to the sublime ‘Get Your Kicks’, a head-turning beast of a track that is still rattling around my head days later.

Black Cat Bone are a band for all seasons. Put them in front of just about any crowd and feet will tap, asses will shake. Ideally, Ramblin’ Man Fair in the Summer would be the perfect crowd. Either that, or when they re-imagine the movie ‘Roadhouse’ and Black Cat Bone become the house band in the Double Deuce….”The name’s Dalton…”

Find out more about Black Cat Bone here.

Review – Dave S

Images – Dave J

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Review: Black Cat Bone – The Poetry Club, Glasgow When Edinburgh's Black Cat Bone are in town, it's a requirement that the Irn Bru, the Buckfast, and the paint stripping, no-frills budget supermarket whiskey are forsaken for some bourbon.

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