#Jack buddy. ‘Everyone but me is mad!’ only works if you’re Alice in Wonderland

[see-arcane]

Van Helsing last night: “Dear Friend John, If you’re reading this I am already dead after camping out in the vampire zone alone to keep watch. Didn’t want to trouble you. I trust you with the documents I’ve left behind and the mission of destroying an evil bent on devouring humanity itself. Love you. Bye.”

Jack today: “yeah I think he might be nucking futs, idk”