#Jace Oppinhower who FUCKING SUCKS

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most sarcastic pride art I've ever created. This dream was very specific.

Reblog to kill him.

[ID: The orange, gold, white, sky blue, and dark blue aroace flag, with white text along the top and bottom combining to read sarcastically, "Diversity win, this slave owner is aroace, (and so is his fucking victim)." In the center of the drawing, surrounded by sarcastic white sparkles, is a pencil drawing of a white man with short hair and a long sleeved shirt, looking off to the side sadly. In his arms he holds a large egret, a type of water bird with a long curved neck, and a long thin beak. End ID.]

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Jace's aether can be a Pacific reef heron

"https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/78573928"

[ID: A photo of a Pacific reef heron, standing in front of a chain-link fence on red stone. It is a very dark grey water bird with long grey legs, yellow feet, a long, S shaped neck, and a long, straight grey beak. Its eyes are orange. End ID.]

Peridot's can be a dekay's brown snake for now because it's the only little spotted snake I know off the top of my head.

"https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/59282805"

[ID: A photo of a hand holding up a dekay's brownsnake, which is a very small snake with a dark brown head smaller than the person's pinkie nail, and a light brown body with dark brown, square shaped spots arranged alternatingly almost like a checkerboard. The person is wearing a curly iridescent bracelet, and has their nails painted sparkly brown. End ID.]

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If you think it’s okay to ship victims with their abusers, block me, and never interact with anything I write.

EDIT: 

For clarification, by “ship victims with their abusers” I mean looking at an abusive relationship, and pretending that it’s not actually abusive, or romanticizing the abuse and pretending it’s normal and romantic instead of horrifying.

I made this post specifically because some of my OCs are in an abusive relationship (Eli is being abused / enslaved by Jace), and I absolutely do not want people to ship them by pretending like the relationship is happy and healthy at all.

There’s nothing wrong with writing about abusive relationships. That’s not shipping.

Shipping is wanting the relationship to continue because you think it’s romantic. Shipping would be looking at an abusive relationship, and going “awww, how cute!”

I made this post specifically because I am writing about an abusive relationship, and I don’t want people to ship them.

Writing about abusive relationships while making it clear that it’s abusive and bad and not okay = great!

Shipping abusive relationships by pretending that it’s normal and cute and romantic = bad

The characters and scenario in question are from a very vivid dream I had, so I take it very personally and absolutely will not tolerate people pretending that the relationship is ‘’actually cute’’.

(Feel free to reblog)

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Mutuals to murder Jace Oppinhower with 

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Jace Oppinhower is a peice of shit vampire from a dream I had a while ago. These vampires feed mainly on life energy, which they get just from being near humans. But oh no that’s not good enough for these assholes!!!

Because among other things they have the ability to enthrall people with their eyes (specifically even if you don’t meet their gaze!!!!! Fucking sucks for autistic people!!! We are not immune!!!), brainwashing them into doing and saying whatever they want, including thinking whatever they want you to think!

ykw let me just try and find the original post.

Suffice to say, Jace is a peice of shit and everyone with morals should want him to die slowly and painfully.

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seriously I cannot stress enough how violently I will react if people start shipping Eli with Jace and trying to pretend like he’s a good person and how she wants to / should forgive him. ‘for her own good’ I will hunt them down.

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I don’t know how grammar works but I need to make another symbol as a Threat™ >:)

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I still have to figure out how to kill Jace in a way that literally no one will try to spin it as tragic -.-

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How do I make it so that people will not stan Jace.

I can't make him ugly because that's just ableist. He is already going to be as evil as he can possibly be. I'm going to make it clear every single fucking second that he is enslaving and torturing Eli. But he's white. He's a boy. And you know I was going to say at least there aren't any unrelated male characters, but yes there are, there has to be at least one person that is a dude that is not his brother, because I need somebody to kidnap freaking Peridot and even if he weren't there, there's also that murderer dude who fucking stabbed me like an asshole, and you know people would find a way to ship those two together, and that's not even dealing with the fact that people are 1,000 fucking willing to ship incest and I swear to shit if anybody tries it I am literally going to murder them. I'm going to break into their fucking house and murder them. But I don't know how the fuck to write Jace so that people will not be insisting that he's actually good person and he's actually really in love with Eli and they're super cute together. I swear to fuck I haven't even written anything and I hate the fandom that's going to form. Because it's the same wherever you go. Evil fucking piece of shit white boy that treats people like shit? Is apparently an adorable little misunderstood cinnamon roll and he's abused so it's not his fault. The good news is that Jace will have a very good relationship with his parents, unlike Peridot, but you know people are still going to fucking twist it to say that he's being abused so he just doesn't know any better. Even though Peridot is right there. Knowing better. Proving that just because it's what their parents do doesn't mean that they are incapable of doing anything else. I mean, also Marcon to a lesser extent but I hate that piece of shit too so I'm not saying anything good about him.

I already know that Jace's going to get stabbed to death by alternate universe Eli with Longshadow because that's what he deserves, but I have to make it funny somehow. So that nobody can pretend like it's tragic and he didn't deserve it. Even though I know that the fucking Jace Fanboys are still going to act like it's tragic and devastating and sad and he didn't deserve it.

I mean I am literally going to include in the rules for this universe you can write fanfiction for it, but you are not allowed to ship Jace with anyone. You're not allowed to ship 99% of the characters with anyone, because they're all aro-ace and sex repulsed and romance repulsedand 99% of them are literslly siblings or the parents of those siblings. And if they aren't family they are literally being enslaved and abused. So you're not allowed to ship any of them. Except for like,,, their parents maybe. They're evil but they're not abusive to eachother or to their kids.

And if anybody writes anything sexual or inappropriate about these characters I'm literally going to hunt them down and sue the shit out of them. If you write any fucking fanfiction where you're acting like Jace is actually a good person and it wasn't his fault and he didn't do anything wrong, I'm going to hunt you down and sue the shit out of you.

You will be allowed to write fanfiction for my characters. Within reason. And you are not allowed to fucking fetishize the vampires' relationships with their fucking slaves. You are not allowed to romanticize the way Jace is literally enslaving Eli.

If anybody writes fanfiction for my vampires and portrays any of the vampires that is not peridot and her kidnapper and maybe some other random character has good people, I'm suing them. And this is going to be made very clear in the book itself and on whatever fucking official website I create for people to post a fanfiction to so that I and people I fucking trust can go fucking through and curate it and make sure people aren't being fucking disgusting.

If anybody tries to write fanfiction for any of my characters that involves incest or pedophilia, I am suing them. I am suing them.

Writing with characters that don't belong to you is not a right. It's a privilege.

And the fact that Jace and Peridot are siblings at all and the fact they have siblings at all just pisses me off because I know people are going to be fucking disgusting and I'm already sharpening my knives.

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Im still pissed that bitch made me wear a dress I'm so glad alternate universe me gets to stab him to death.

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Me @ Jace at all times

[ID: five thin white letters against a black background, in a fake language for which no translation is offered. End ID.]

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I swear to fuck I just know that people are going to be shipping Jace with my godsdamned murderer. They're going to find a fucking way. And then I'm going to sue them.

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[ID: Two pictures of pencil drawings with the lines done in black pen ink, both showing human-like characters from the shoulders up, drawn in black and white with no color. The first is a young woman wearing a halter-neck dress, with a large, abstract mask covering her face, with long straight hair behind her shoulders. On her right shoulder is curled a small, spotted snake. The second drawing is of a young man wearing a long sleeved shirt, with short hair, looking off to the side with a sad expression. In his arms he holds a large bird with a long, curved neck and a long, straight beak, with a blank round eye. End ID.]

Peridot and Jace (That's not his real name) Oppinhower and their aethers, who don't have names.

She wears a mask because she's nice like that. Also weird. She's weird. She's a weird vampire.

Ignore his sad puppy look I'm gonna rip his throat out.

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me @ Jace Oppinhower, every time I remember he exists:

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no one else is gonna avenge me so I’ll just have to do it myself!

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Oh no I'm listen ing to Secret Door so this is is a reminder to me to sue the shit out of anyone who tries to ship Jace with Eli and no this is not an exaggeration

You try to romanticize slavery you're getting sued