#JWAW Episode 4 Elimination

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"I have made my decision… the person I am sending home, despite my wild and confusing attraction to them… is Kitty. I wish I could say I was sorry, but you did this to yourself. I wish you… mostly the best."

"Oof! I did not like that! Being so close to going home? Being summoned to the beach? No thank you! Never again! I've learned my lesson - no more gossiping! Unless it's really, super-duper important!"

"HA! Seeing Pussy be sent home was DELICIOUS! Just call me Tits Thee Eliminator! I can take them all on, any of them! One look at me and Johnny is putty in my cleavage. Tits is here for a good time, AND a long time! Get used to this face! …which is up here, by the way."

"GONE! FINISHED! MY ONE CHANCE AT JOINING THE LANDGRAAB FAMILY! Not only have I lost a lover… I've also lost a son."

"Well I know one Kitty who didn't get the cream! Another broken heart here at the Johnny Wants a Wife mansion, as we say au-revoir to Kitty and thank @tedsies for gracing us with this truly crazy cat lady!

We’ll see you next time on #JWAW! This is Matt Rimony, signing off!”

[simmingnate]

And so, Kitty, Tits, and Mía make their way from the mansion down to the Beach of Destiny, where they join Johnny at the table and await their fate…

Production note: We tried to get Kitty to remove her turban, but she bit our intern on the arm

"Kitty, when you were here last, I asked you to stop fighting - and today you got physical again. Not only that, but you told a big lie about me, and I saw your true hair colour, which I found very personally upsetting."

Kitty considers fighting Johnny, but decides not to.

"Tits, I don't like this aggressive side of you, which I'm seeing more and more. I know you can be soft, supple, squishy, pillowy… uhm… I just don't know where that nice girl I met on the first night has gone."

For the first time, Tits fears her curves may not save her.

"Mía, you're mostly here because I wasn't technically allowed to only pick two women for the bottom. But since you are here - maybe don't be so loose-lipped next time? You never know who might be watching!"

Mía breathes a sigh of relief! She's still got a chance with J-Ze!

"This the part where I usually say how hard I've had to think about who to send home, but it wasn't hard at all today. In fact, the hardest part was not being allowed to send two of you home. But, here on the Beach of Destiny, I have made my decision…"

[simmingnate]

💘 WE ARE BACK! 💘

It's elimination time, and Johnny has met me, your host, Matt Rimony, on the Beach of Destiny for the all-important end-of-the-day conversation, where he will decide who made his bottom three… and who will be saying 'so-long' to Sulani!

"Johnny, you had a pretty unusual day today. Tell me, what did you make of your role as an all-seeing entity?"

"To be honest with you, Matt, it was stressful. But some things I witnessed were eye-opening, which is ironic, since at many points I wished I didn't have eyes at all."

"And now for the part that makes my moustache-hairs stand to attention - which women have made your bottom three?"

"Kitty and Tits. Right off the bat. Not hard at all. And since you wouldn't let me only pick two… I guess, Mía as well."

[simmingnate]

Thank you for tuning in to episode four of #JohnnyWantsAWife!

Kitty sure gave us some memorable moments, but with her out of the competition, things are about to get serious!

Until next time… 💘