#JUN

[nanihirunkits]

THAMEPO | EP5

[rennebright]

シロコ*テラー_0111 by JUN [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[taejaejung]

dumb things svt does during sex

s.coups (seungcheol) this strong mf always tries to fold you like a pretzel when you’re not flexible AT ALL. he’s done it so much, once he accidentally dislocated your hip, taking the phrase, “i’m gonna make sure you can’t walk for a week” to a whole new level.

jeonghan he doesn’t have many kinks, or any really. so when he unexpectedly wanted you to wear a blindfold, you were surprised. well, come to find out, he only wanted you to wear it so that you couldn’t see him sleeping and he’d have an excuse not to move.

joshua thought it’d be fun to have sex on the balcony, UNTIL A BUG LANDED ON YOUR SHOULDER. he screamed and dropped your legs before running back inside, slamming the door shut. you were left butterball ass naked outside.

jun when junhui started going down on you, you began squirming and wincing. he asked what was wrong and you told him that your vag was burning, not knowing that he had eaten something spicy beforehand.

hoshi for some reason, soonyoung always tries to hold in his moans. like...he thinks they’re embarrassing. maybe because most of the time he’s growling- but it’s nowhere near as embarrassing as shouting “hORANGHAEEEEEE” right as he cums.

wonwoo he gets serious and always uses technical terms. you try not to, but when he said “fuck y/n, you’re so lubricated” you couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

woozi he'd always beg you to let him bring food into the bedroom. the one time you did, he got hungry in the middle of missionary and left you on the bed pussy ass naked.

dk (dokyeom) asked you to sit on his face and almost died because he wouldn’t tap out to come up for air while he was eating you out. you didn’t notice until he was gasping against your center.

mingyu he dropped the damn soap while y’all were having sex in the shower. and you already know what happened. y’all were slipping and sliding all over the place and gyu’s big clumsy ass fell out the tub and took the shower curtain with him.

the8 (minghao) hao cannot fuck you on his bed. he’ll do it on the floor, on the couch, or on the kitchen counter, but NOT his bed. he claims it’s because he used to put kermit the frog on the same pillow your face is buried in and it just doesn’t ‘feel right.’ okay hao

seungkwan boo always tries to make you queef. yes, you read that correctly. he thinks it’s hilarious when you have vag gas and will not stop until you yell at him.

vernon try to keep your sanity when having sex with this man. sometimes he does not give you ANY reaction. he just lies there and looks bored. it got to a point where you asked if he’d rather be doing something else. and he straight up says “yeah. i’m tryna read webtoons.”

dino you’re trying to ride him and all of a sudden he wanna crack jokes. deadass stares at you, hands cupping your titties, “what type of bees make milk?” LIKE- CHAN PLEASE NOT NOW. it’s boobees btw..

[trustmypoison]

SVT when you pretend to forget their birthday

Requested? Yes!

Request: ‘Hiii! Luv your SVT reactions! Can you do SVT reaction wherein Y/N prank them that they forgot their anniversary or birthday’

You better have a damn good explanation - Seungcheol, Woozi, Seungkwan

Immediately raises an eyebrow when he’s not greeted with a ‘happy birthday’ as soon as he gets up. If he does see you that morning, he just narrows his eyes at you as you go about your business, pecking his cheek on the way out of the door. Gradually works up some frustration until he’s seething by the end of the day because everyone’s wished him a happy birthday but you. His jaw will drop when he’s greeted by dinner, cake, and presents when he gets home. You’ll have to make up for this in some pretty serious ways, starting with kissing him until he stops pouting and crossing his arms. How dare you stress him out like this!!

Just thinks maybe you’ve been busy and tries not to be antsy - Jeonghan, Hoshi, Minghao, Chan

Knows you’ve had quite a bit going on lately, so when you jump up and get ready for work without mentioning it, he’s not crushed in the moment. But he is most certainly waiting for a text or phone call from you all day when you have a moment. He starts to feel a little let down, thinking that maybe you were so busy that you forgot. When he gets home to see your surprise, he’s eyes widen. After such an emotionally turbulent day, he won’t be able to maintain any sort of anger with you, simply saying, “I thought you forgot.” He’ll accept your apology in a lot of forms, so don’t worry. 

Totally devastated - Joshua, DK, Mingyu

Crushed the moment he doesn’t wake up to a birthday kiss. I’m not kidding. His day starts off so crappy that he asks to leave work early. He’s thinking you’ll still be at work because it’s far too early for you to be off, and he’s debating on just going to bed because the love of his life forgot his birthday. But you’re indeed home and in the middle of icing a cake when he comes into the kitchen. “Don’t look!” You’ll cry out, shielding the cake. He doesn’t care about the cake because he’s too busy clinging to you. You’ll have to soothe him with a lot of words, starting with, “I’m sorry, honey. I just wanted to surprise you.” Don’t do this to him again. I beg you. 

Somewhere between ‘not bothered if you forgot’ and ‘might have forgotten himself’ - Jun, Wonwoo, Vernon 

I just get a feeling that these guys don’t make a big deal of their birthdays. It’s nice to be celebrated, but they might even be a little uncomfortable about people going all out. So he doesn’t think anything of it when you don’t say anything in the morning. Hell, he might not have even remembered what today was until someone sends him a message. He really doesn’t want to make a big deal out of it, so in the afternoon, he texts you to ask if you mind if he goes out with some of his group members for drinks later. You do mind, and he can tell, no matter how much you try to play it off in your response. He’s pleasantly surprised when he comes home instead of going out and thinks it’s sweet that you wanted to surprise him. 

[wonwoodrivethru]

anyone who hates on him will FEEL MY WRATH

JUN ✯ 250107 Very Nice

[ahxiang]

he's so fucking annoying i love him so much

[chansbabygirl]

Visual representation of how group projects happen irl.

[babygirldokyeom]

Being a Dokyeom stan is so wonderful because he feeds us so well

[solorisims]

🤗🤗

[svtcatcafe]

[teawitha]

aww, bb, glad you liked it 💕

it's the not best i have ever written but it's my favourite child bc i love jun and the ppu is so endearing to me 🥹 thank you for loving my children 💋

•°. *࿐ junhui

◦ words: mud, cow, and therapist (> 400 words)

.・゜゜・・゜゜・．.・゜゜・・゜゜・．.・゜゜・・゜゜・．.・゜゜

The humid, sticky air in the practice room stuck to Junhui like another layer of skin or the hot sugar syrup of tanghulu. But he forged on until Hoshi looked at the way their chests were heaving and called for a break. Like a marionette whose strings were cut, all the members of the performance team fell on the floor. And laying down on the dirty wooden floor with three other people was as normal as breathing for Junhui.

Cushioning his head with one arm, he started scrolling through TikTok. Suddenly one video caught his eye and he couldn’t stop watching it on repeat. Slowly he sat up and looked musingly at the other three. Tilting his head, he asked, “Do you think cows have therapists?”

Simultaneously three head swivelled in his direction and a cacophony of voices filled the air.

“ Jun, cows are animals. They don’t need therapists but I think I need one now.”

“ Cows are social animals, right? If they talk to one another, they must have that one friend all of them confide in. Like us with Jeonghan. That’s kind of a therapist I guess.”

“ Can’t cows go to human therapists? But maybe they need a cow therapist cause a human one might not understand their moos.”

Glancing at Minghao who still had disbelief written on his face, Junhui grumbled, “ Don’t lie. You already have a therapist to process our bullshit.” 

And then, turning to the two other more reasonable members of seventeen, he asked, “ Can you guys take a look at this and tell me if I force a cow to watch it, will it need a therapist?”

If someone peeked through the door at that moment, they would have seen all the members of the performance team crowding around a tiny screen to watch a man moo in many, many ways. Flabbergasted, Minghao said,

“ Isn’t that Matthiew from Zerobaseone?”

“ People are calling him Moothiew now.” Hoshi replied absently, still mesmerized by the video.

With a solemn face, Chan murmured, “ If I were a cow and I saw this, I would try to drown myself in mud or something out of secondhand embarrassment. Forget about going to a therapist.”

A beat later, laughs and giggles burst out of everyone like a broken dam. Jun tried to calm himself down but anytime he made eye contact with one of the others, the giggles bubbled up out of him. Blissfully he thought,

I hope we can always stay like this.

.・゜゜・・゜゜・．.・゜゜・・゜゜・．.・゜゜・・゜゜・．.・゜゜

( a/n : if anyone wants to know which tiktok i am talking about, it's this. watch at your own peril 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ)

if anyone wants me to write about a specific member, please send me an ask with the member name + three words from this word generator)

[heavnlydino]

Dino is the definition of pocketsized😭

[kookinglikeachef]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is be Kim Mingyu

[rennebright]

ヒマリ_1202 by JUN [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[trustmypoison]

SVT when their actress partner has a kissing scene

Requested? Yes!

Request: ‘HIII, can you do a SVT reaction, reader is an actress and reader have to do a kissing scene with the male actor, I wonder how SVT will react when they saw that scene.’

Doesn’t want to watch it. No, really - Seungcheol, Hoshi, Mingyu, Seungkwan

You gave him a totally needed warning that there would be a kissing scene in the next episode, and the first words out of his mouth were, “Do I have to watch it?” The answer is obviously ‘no,’ but if you seem a little put off by it, he’ll be honest and say he just doesn’t know if he can stand to watch it. Just the thought brings out a little bit of possessiveness he knows he should let go because it’s all purely professional for you. If he does watch the episode, he’s asking you to skip the scene. He loves you dearly and supports you so much, but it would make him squirm so much. 

Watches it, but to judge you (or your costar) - Jeonghan, Wonwoo, Minghao

Picture him with popcorn and a raised eyebrow. “His lips look chapped.” “Did his breath smell bad?” “You don’t even like it like that.” “Where are his hands?!” You’ll have to remind him that it wasn’t for your own enjoyment more than a few times throughout the episode because he obviously has feelings about it. When the episode is over, you’ll ask how he liked it, and he’ll say, “You were great as always. Your costar, on the other hand…”

All but demands to reenact the kissing scene - Jun, Woozi, Chan

Will watch the episode, including the dreaded scene, in total silence, and when you ask him what he thought, he’ll say, “I can do better!!” It’ll make you laugh because, of course, he can. But he really wants to prove it now. No amount of words to remind him that it’s called acting and you just happen to be decent at it will suffice. If your scene was out in the rain and it happens to be raining outside, he’s handing you your raincoat and demanding you come with him because he can do better!!

Totally unfazed, despite some light teasing - Joshua, DK, Vernon

Does a pretty decent job of separating you from your role, so there’s very little commentary during the scene except the occasional, “Ooo, you’re handsy!!” Or “I didn’t know you liked it like that!!” It’s all in jest, honestly. He’s got a good sense of humor about it and knows there’s nothing more than professionalism behind the scenes, so there is very rarely a flash of jealousy. Will shower you with praise when the episode is over, just like he does with every other episode. 

[camandemstudios]

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🎓MSc Economics: Choi Seungcheol & TA!reader

📋Course Name: ex-conomics by @ugh-yoongi

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: you supported seungcheol through years of being an aspiring athlete, and all you got to show for it was your undergraduate degree and an awkward, stuttered apology when he dumped you to go semi-pro. now he’s back after an injury derailed his career, and there’s only one problem: you’re the only one available to tutor him. you - 0; the universe - 1. talk about no return on investment.

🎓MSc Structural Engineering: Yoon Jeonghan & TA!reader

📋Course Name: building blocks by @the-boy-meets-evil

✂️ Course Outline 📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: agreeing to be the teaching assistant is the last thing you want in a semester where you're already swamped with work. but, you need a letter of recommendation from the professor and you're out of other options. enter jeonghan, the menace who signs up for the class seemingly on a whim and disrupts your entire routine.

🎓M.A. Spanish: TA!Joshua Hong x reader

📋Course Name: How to be a Latin Lover by @haologram

✂️ Course Outline📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: the dreadful semester has started — meaning your summer vacation has come to end, and so has your summer fling…or has it?

🎓MSc Human Anatomy: Wen Junhui & TA!reader

📋Course Name: pulse points by @wheeboo

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: Being the TA for your anatomy class has always been really rewarding, especially stemming in your passion for the medical field. But as it’s approaching the peak of the school semester and labs have gotten more intense, you aren’t surprised to be dedicating your time to tutoring your strangely handsome, dorky, yet enigmatic classmate during after school hours — and reassuring him how to not be afraid of dissections.

🎓MSc Zoology: TA!Kwon Soonyoung x reader

📋Course Name: Araneae by @haologram

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: when you realize your friend (with benefits) actually has feelings for you, a tangled web of lies and avoidance ensues.

🎓MSc Chemistry: TA!Jeon Wonwoo & TA!reader

📋Course Name: endpoint by @highvern

✂️Course Outline 📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: Senior year of college is meant to be full of celebration and smooth sailing. Years of work culminating in the final semesters that will send you off into the real world where clubs, sports, and weekends packed with hungover volunteering to pad your resume no longer mattered. It’d be a piece of cake if it wasn’t for your fuck buddy turned coworker having the same plan. But only one of you can get the department’s most coveted recommendation that all but guarantees your acceptance. Tension rises and the nearly four year thing you’ve had with Wonwoo approaches its endpoint.

🎓MA Classics: TA!Lee Jihoon x Reader

📋Course Name: Oh, Agony! by @cheolism

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: when you both find out that your boyfriend, lee jihoon, will be the ta for your classic literature class, it is agreed your relationship will take a temporary pause . no public dates, no pda; and, most tragically, no sex. nothing that can give away the truth to your relationship. only, it really is easier said than done.

🎓MSc Astronomy and Astrophysics: TA!Lee Seokmin & TA!reader

📋Course Name: Do Stars Collapse Into Black Holes, or Fall Into Something Unknown? by @idyllic-ghost

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: Starting your second year of your master’s degree in astrophysics, and your first year as a TA, you were stressed enough - but the universe knows no bounds for your suffering. Seokmin, your handsome and annoyingly smart classmate, just had to become your colleague. As if you weren’t hard on yourself already, Seokmin’s presence only proved to fuel your self-loathing. But does he hate you too, or do you need to open your eyes and come back down to Earth?

🎓MSc Psychological Research: TA!Kim Mingyu & reader

📋Course Name: Statistically Speaking... by @gyuswhore

✂️ Course Outline 📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: In all your years of academic endurance, you’ve never failed. A 100% success rate, despite you cutting it close at times. However, the line graph that is your life starts tanking somewhere around the time you began taking this hellsent Statistics in Psychological Research class. With a professor that wouldn’t know his ass from his head, and an overworked, overenthusiastic, and overcaptivating TA, it couldn't possibly get any worse than this. However, statistically speaking,…it could.

🎓MFA Studio Art: TA!Xu Minghao x TA!Reader

📋Course Name: Perspective by @tomodachiii

✂️ Course Outline 📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: Xu Minghao hates you. You've been sure of it ever since you met him. And when you find yourself working alongside him as a teaching assistant for your painting professor, you think you might hate him too. But one late night, two semesters, and three exhibits later, you find your perspective beginning to shift.

🎓MSc Creative Writing: Boo Seungkwan & TA!reader

📋Course Name: Put It In Writing by @bitchlessdino

✂️ Course Outline 📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: You keep things professional--as you should--even if one of your students is someone you hooked up with one night before the college semester started. Meanwhile, Boo Seungkwan is anything but honest--he's a writer after all--but if he is honest about one thing, it's about wanting to write a new story with you.

🎓MS Computer Science: TA!Chwe Hansol x TA!Reader

📋Course Name: love between the lines by @etherealyoungk

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: despite the initial nerves of your new gig as an english literature TA, you’re ready to tackle the new job. that’s where you meet vernon, the computer science TA, and he’s interesting to say the least. he’s all about coding and numbers while you live and breathe poetry and novels. it’s clear that you both have contrasting interests and personalities - but they say opposites attract, right?

🎓MSc Mathematics: Lee Chan x TA!Reader

📋Course Name: rates of change by @wqnwoos

📚Lecture Posted Here!

🖇️Course Overview: Your first semester as TA throws your previously unassuming college life into disarray, fuelled almost entirely by the brown-eyed and charming student who’s slipping closer to failing with every lecture. And in return for your mathematical assistance, Lee Chan decides he’s going to set you up with the guy you’ve been persistently pining over for a year and a half. It’s a simple equation: you teach him calculus, and he’ll teach you how to flirt. Except, as you’re both quick to discover, mathematical equations don’t translate over to real life as easily as you’d expect.