#JONATHAN JOESTAR SIMP

[mrsjoestarrr]

EVEN OKITSU-SAN (JONATHAN'S VA) WISHED HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[whos-hotter-jjba]

JoJo Showdown - First Match

[gummybearthemii]

HELP I CANT STOP THINKING OF:

[mrsbrandoxxx]

JONATHAN JOESTAR ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. THE HANDSOME GENTLEMAN WHO IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND <33

[sovereignjojoz]

how they carry you/you them (ultimate edition)

Pairings: Jonathan x reader, dio…x reader?Joseph x reader, Ceaser x reader, jotaro x reader, polenarff x reader, Avdol x reader, josuke x reader, Rohan x reader.

Warnings: weird, partial fluff, partial crack, idk, dio?, tired at Rohan’s.

Notes - for all the love on the Bucci gang edition!<3

Jonathan Joestar

Gotta be Bridal style

The og gentleman

Very traditional

He just loves to carry you he would carry you always if he could.

He’ll probably spin you around too, he’s just so sweet!

Carrying him

I mean if you insist!

It’s quite unusual in Victorian society so he’s a bit befuddled.

But if it pleases you then go ahead!

Dio Brando…

He’s just gonna be a manhandler.

He’s not sweet or nice, none of that lovey dovey stuff he’s gonna do what he wants.

He’ll carry you, drag you, whatever, he fr doesn’t care.

Not very romantic.

Carries you however he wants even if it’s never been heard of.

Kinda possessive, he might squeeze you tight if others look at you.

Touchy.

Honestly bad overall, but you dio simps probably don’t care, that’s why you like him after all! (Affectionate)🥰

Carrying him

He expects this, don’t be daft.

And he’s not gonna make it easy.

He might even make u carry him on a throne, after all he’s dio and it’s what he deserves.🤷🏽‍♀️

Joseph Joestar

To put it simply, he’s a troll.

Every time he carries you, he’ll pick you up bridal style and secure you in his arms, and only once you’ve wrapped your arms around his neck or have gotten comfortable he’ll either a) pretend to drop you (if he’s feeling kinder) or b) actually drop you.

Then he’ll laugh rambunctiously.

“C’mon babe, ya fall for it every time and it gets funnier every t-“

“Jojo!”

“ ouch my ear! ‘m sorry!”

Seems like the kinda guy who likes to carry you whilst doing squats or other gym activities just to show off his strength, he especially loves it if it gets a ride out of you.

Overall annoying

Will not put you down.

Likes to make you squirm by carrying you with one arm and touching/tickling your feet like the weirdo he is.

Kinda touchy.

So so annoying.

Will definitely show off in front of Caeser

Carrying him

Never offer

He gets even more annoying.

As soon as you've picked him up, he'll make himself as heavy as he can and literally drop all his weight on you just so you struggle.

And he's so audacious and sassy.

He'll taunt you with comments like, "oh, is that struggling I see, huh? You insisted on carrying me so chop chop."

He even snaps his fingers at you.

Just drop him.

Caeser Zeppelli

Hm, ever the charmer isn’t he?

You just know he absolutely loves carrying his s/o.

It’s obvious knowledge that he has a notorious history of being a playboy, and because of his experience with women, he knows what women like, what little gestures make them blush, how they prefer to be held etc.

So he’s going to put the knowledge he’s accumulated on you, he wants to make you swoon.

He somehow manages to always gets the timing right too, he will literally sweep you off your feet like Prince Charming.

He’ll probably want to kiss you too and like pull you really close to his chest.

He definitely wants a s/o who gets easily flustered when he carries them! No matter if you cover your face, blush, squirm he doesn’t care, he wants that reaction!

“Caeser put me down!” You whisper-shouted, trying and failing to push him away, you were literally in front of Lisa Lisa!

He kissed your neck chastely, “why Cara? I quite like you in my arms.”

“Mpmph!”

Likes to show off in front of Joseph.

Carrying him

He’ll blush out of surprise.

It’s feels so foreign to him, he’s not quite sure if he likes it!

He’ll definitely be more vulnerable to getting flustered!

Overall, he prefers to do the flustering and carrying.

Kujo Jotaro

Listen, I’m not even going to lie, you’re probably going to have to jump/floor him to get him to carry you…

Or you’re going to have to annoy him 24/7 so he considers it, just so he can get you to finally shut up.

“Jojo, Jojo, Jojo, please! I really really love you jojo! And you would do the same if you love meee-!”

Literally knocks you off of your feet.

Might just leave you on the floor.

Or he’ll hold you for one second, the drop you (heart eyes).

Jump on his back and you’ll get a piggy back for like 5 seconds or something before he pushes you off.

Small bonus! Part 4 jotaro! (+ jolyne)

Becomes more open to carrying you.

Still would rather not but if you insist fine.

He’ll brashly pick you up, stand still and hold you bridal style.

Baby Jolyne will make grabby hands and he’ll pick her up with one hand and carry you and her both.

Carries both you and baby Jolyne like sacs of potatoes.

Will put baby Jolyne on his shoulders.

Carrying him

Don’t try it, he’s got good reflexes, you might get knocked out.

He’ll probably wobble around because he doesn’t get carried.

Hates it.

Jean-Pierre Polnareff

My babygirl.

He’s such a romantic.

He just wants to pamper you and spoil you by making you not have to do anything ever, including walking!

“Ma Cherie! Please, don’t dirty your beautiful shoes in that puddle, allow me.”

Loves the feel of you close to him.

Wants you to jump on him, in his arms, any place any time.

Lil bit touchy.

He’ll speak to you in French too even if you can’t understand it (especially if you can’t) just to make you swoon more.

Sometimes he’ll carry you and dance just because.

Just lifts you when he’s extremely happy.

Give him affection!

Carrying him

If you love it he loves it.

He doesn’t care he just wants you to be happy.

Surprised at your strength though!

And he becomes very blushy too.

Avdol

You gotta be practical with him.

He won’t refuse but he certainly won’t endorse it unless you both have privacy, he’s not a fan of pda unlike others on here (cough Caeser, Joseph and Polenarff).

He’ll carry you if you’re injured though, and he’ll be so tender, making sure not to hurt you.

In terms of carrying you, he prefers the more romantic side of things such as carrying you to bed.

Although if you want to be silly and like do challenges he may indulge you once or twice even though he may not be so fond of such things.

One thing is though you absolutely cannot get caught by Joseph! He wouldn’t be able to handle the teasing!

Carrying him

The first time you attempt it, he’ll definitely grip you tightly out of surprise.

“Oh my!”

The look of pure shock on his face is so cute.

He might ask you to put him down after a while though.

He may let you carry him once or twice more.

The best Jojo Higashkiata Josuke

Similar to Mista, he LOVES to carry you in any way he can.

Like he’ll tackle you in order to carry you, in fact a lot of the time him carrying you stems from you and him play fighting.

His favourite way to carry you is putting you on his shoulder and doing whatever he wants, like he might even put you on his shoulder then go about having a normal conversation with okuyasu???

I can’t get this out of my head but I envision running at you at max speed and just picking you up, putting you on his shoulder and continuing running.

And the reason varies like sometimes it’s valid like kira will be in the vicinity and other times it’s so random.

“Oh shi- [name]! We have to go we’re gonna be late to meet my mom at the dentists.”

Carrying him

Again you’ll probably struggle.

And he’ll laugh at you and tease you.

Maybe even take a picture.

This is the time for him to relax, y’know?

He’s shameless too, like he’ll call okuyasu whilst you struggle and be like “you got this babe, anyway…”

If Rohan ever sees this is just another reason on the list of why he doesn’t like Josuke.

Kishibe Rohan

No.

He doesn’t have time for such trivial things, he’s got to work on things such as his manga.

This is something that idiot Josuke would do, not him.

But then he remembers that you’re his s/o and this will make you really happy, so he sighs and closes his sketchbook and indulges you.

Keeps it short and sweet.

When he puts you down they’ll be a couple of lingering touches.

Throw your arms around his neck, and kiss him, and tell him how much you love him then he’ll indulge you more.

Carrying him

Absolutely not, will jump out of your hold immediately and scowl.

[trashexplorer]

BLCD Review: Old-fashioned Cupcake 2

Title: Old-fashion Cupcake with Capuccino (オールドファッションカップケーキwithカプチーノ)

Author/Artist: Sagan Sagan

Shop: CD + Manga

Release Date: 2021/12/22

Cast: Azakami Youhei x Okitsu Kazuyuki

Review Proper

What to say? Maybe it's the ADHD or the fact that I just came from two long BLCDs, but I'm always in a bad headspace when I listen to OFC. 😅 The second volume just went the second route of sequels: misunderstandings/insecurities featuring third-party appearances. I really get where Nozue-san's coming from and I'm not saying that his insecurities are invalid or whatever—it's just that he's the one who wanted to make their relationship low-key, but he was doing the worst job at it. 🙄And like what I've said in my review for volume 1, they don't have a big age gap, so this age gag with Nozue-san just annoys me. It doesn't help that they mention it every five pages or so. The more Sagan Sagan does it, the more Nozue-san's age sounds more like an excuse than a gag.

Yoneda Kou's spoiled me to the point that I can't accept anything less, it seems. 🤷Don't blame me for comparing, they also have a Togawa over there.

Anyway, that's enough of the plot.

Chil-chil 2023 was a lie. There is no way Okitsu placed fourth while Youhei placed 13th. If anything, they should be reversed—and that's coming from me, one of the biggest Okitsu whores on this site. But being an Okitsu simp also means I know how that man sounds like, and that man sounds awkward af in this tone. His Nozue-san is too slow and too light for him. Nozue-san does have moments where he'll explode in panic or anger, but considering how light and slow Okitsu's portrayal of him is, you would expect his explosions to be more on the lighter side, right? WRONG. HE GOES FULL JONATHAN JOESTAR TO DO IT LMAO

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE!!!

I failed to mention in my first review that Nozue-san looks like Italy from Hetalia which is why I wanted NamiD for him... if he wasn't so problematic. Anyway, thankfully, we have a live-action. I very much prefer Kouhei Takeda over Okitsu as Nozue-san. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Youhei was the true MVP of this BLCD. I don't get how he placed so low. He was very stable, and his sex appeal shined throughout the CD. It kind of reminds me of Maeno's tbh. Chil-chil 2022 might've robbed him, but this man has earned his seat at the "tops you should look out for" table in my view. Congratulations!

The BLCD was pretty accurate to the manga. Read-alongs are indeed possible with it, but I will say that I had an issue with SuBLime's localization. For one thing, the second volume wasn't consistent with the first. Togawa calls Nozue-san "Mr. Nozue" in the first volume while he calls him "Nozue" in the second.😑I don't want to go on a long rant about honorifics, but when it comes to stories where age is an important factor, I am firm in my belief that the Japanese or a close English equivalent should be used. It's a Japanese story set in Japan; it's not your culture to localize. There, I said it.

Also,

Yes, we stan being redundant even when the original wasn't. 😌 I wouldn't be nit-picking if y'all just licensed Koi ga, SuBLime.

Still, please try supporting the official transla localization if you can. I can't say that the production was great because of Okitsu, but this actually placed fifth in the 2022 awards, so do with that info what you wish. If y'all want more office bl, then I shamelessly recommend Yoneda Kou's Doushitemo Furetakunai (Ishikawa Hideo x Nojima Kenji) and Soredemo, Yasashii Koi o Suru (Morikawa Toshiyuki x Nojima Hirofumi).

[deusluxuria]

( spoilers: part 1 / phantom blood, part 3 / stardust crusaders )

( warning: dio simping )

i want an arc where if dio went to the ruins of the joestar mansion, its ghost comes back to life and manifests how he wished things had happened there, and it's how jonathan's ghost finds out that dio actually started to regret his actions after jonathan had been dead for a century.

[kazumiwrites-fanfiction]

Characters I Can Write

Not saying that they’ll be the best, but- anyways, looked through all the fandoms that I’m currently in that I remember, and this is what came up so-

Bolded are characters that I prefer to write ones that I love/simp for

HAIKYUU

Daichi Sawamura Kōshi Sugawara Asahi Azumane Yū Nishinoya Ryūnosuke Tanaka Chikara Ennoshita Tobio Kageyama Shōyō Hinata Kei Tsukishima Tadashi Yamaguchi Kiyoko Shimizu Hitoka Yachi Tetsurou Kuroo Morisuke Yaku Kenma Kozume Lev Haiba Alisa Haiba Tōru Oikawa Hajime Iwaizumi Kōtarō Bokuto Keiji Akaashi Wakatoshi Ushijima Satori Tendō Suguru Daishō Mika Yamaka Kiyoomi Sakusa Motoya Komori Shinsuke Kita Atsumu Miya Rintarō Suna Osamu Miya

MY HERO ACADEMIA/BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

Shota Aizawa Hizashi Yamada Nemuri Kayama Mina Ashido Tsuyu Asui Tenya Ida Ochaco Uraraka Denki Kaminari Eijiro Kirishima Kyoka Jiro Fumikage Tokoyami Shoto Todoroki Katsuki Bakugo Izuku Midoriya Momo Yaoyorozu Itsuka Kendo Neito Monoma Tamaki Amajiki Hitoshi Shinso Mei Hatsume Yo Shindo Inasa Yoarashi Hawks Tomura Shigaraki Dabi Himiko Toga Twice Overhaul

JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE/JOJO NO KIMYOU NA BOUKEN

Jonathan Joestar Dio Brando Joseph Joestar Caesar A. Zeppeli Lisa Lisa Jotaro Kujo Muhammad Avdol Noriaki Kakyoin Jean Pierre Polnareff Josuke Higashikata Okuyasu Nijimura Koichi Hirose Rohan Kishibe Yukako Yamagishi

DEMON SLAYER/KIMETSU NO YAIBA

Giyu Tomioka Shinobu Kocho Muichiro Tokito Kyojuro Rengoku Tengen Uzui Tanjiro Kamado Zenitsu Agatsuma Inosuke Hashibira Muzan Kibutsuji Nezuko Kamado Yushiro Gyutaro Daki Enmu

ONE PIECE

Nami Usopp Monkey D. Luffy Nico Robin Roronoa Zoro Portgaz D. Ace Trafalgar Law Nefeltari Vivi Perona Dracule Mihawk Monet Donquixote Doflamingo Caesar Clown Bartolomeo Koala Coby

OBEY ME

Lucifer Mammon Levi Satan Asmodeus Beelzebub Belphegor Diavolo Solomon Simeon

JUJUTSU KAISEN

Sukuna Itadori Yuuji Fushigurou Megumi Gojo Satoru

TWISTED WONDERLAND

Riddle Rosehearts Ace Trappola Deuce Spade Trey Clover Cater Diamond Leona Kingscholar Jack Howl Ruggie Bucchi Azul Ashengrotto Jade Leech Floyd Leech Vil Schoenheit

[toringo]

Jonathan Joestar please interact

[amiahumanorsomething]

I can't believe I turned simp of 4 characters

AND ONE OF THEM IS AN FK ALIEN

[mrsjoestarrr]

[gummybearthemii]

what I need in my life a man like:

Because like:

[mrsbrandoxxx]

𝐉𝐎𝐉𝐎 𝐍𝐎 𝐊𝐈𝐌𝐘Ō 𝐍𝐀 𝐁Ō𝐊𝐄𝐍 - ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 𝟑𝟎 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄 - 🅓🅐🅨 9

🄼🄾🅂🅃 🄰🅃🅃🅁🄰🄲🅃🄸🅅🄴 🄲🄷🄰🅁🄰🄲🅃🄴🅁 :

𝙅𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙅𝙊𝙀𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍

[knifefather]

i get that jonathan is a victoian man, but.. i have the feeling he has extremely sensitive nips, i bet they're a beautiful shade of brownish pink, and he can come just from stimulation of them alone. i also hc he has stretch marks on his arms/other places from growing so fast, but they've since faded from angry red to a few shades lighter than his olive skin, ugh he's beautiful. he's tough, but i bet his skin is soft and smooth, wonderful to worship. what im saying is, i'd worship him forever.

Oh my, your description of him so elegant! I love romanticizing stretch marks and brown nips, they’re so freaking beautiful. Imagine him in the summer, playing on the college football team every day. His olive skin deepens further, giving him a deep glow on his face when he turns his head up to the sky. Maybe that dark blue hair of his would form a few lighter highlights from the sun? His hands and feet are rough from the sport, but the rest of his body is smooth, skin taunt across his muscles in all the best ways. 

Reminds me of this little not sfw AU I wrote about Jonathan as a minor god. He’s just so graceful and powerful, who wouldn’t worship him? 

[leftsidebonfire]

Yall I can NOT be simping for Dire right now I CANNOT

BRO HE LOOKS LIKE PART 1 POLNAREFF WHAT DID I EXPECT

FUCKIN HELL I DON'T NEED ANY MORE PHANTOM BLOOD OBSESSION. ITS BAD ENOUGH I SIMP FOR THE MOST UNDERRATED ZEPPELI AND UNDERRATED JOBRO OUT THERE.

[sohin-ace]

GOD I cannot tell you how much I wanna marry Jonathan. Kiss his soft lips, play with his blue hair.... I just.... GR I love him so much

Do it! He is such a husband! He will treat you like a queen/king, he is so big yet so soft.

He's so bashful but he would absolutely return the gentle affections, being all careful to not hurt you. He will even go on and on about how much he loves you.

Please marry this lovely manchild.