#JOKE'S ON YOU I GOT ANGST BRAINROT AND LOTS OF THINGS TO PROJECT

[sleepy-bear-tm]

You thought I was finished.

[indecisive-dizzy]

Any ideas for Howdy and Eddie? They are my special little pookies and I love them

I’ve been obsessing over Howdy x Eddie, that ship is just so fun to me and I love them (Frank can be part of the ship too, Frank/Eddie/Howdy is lovely too :3)

hhhh I'm so sorry but I'm brainrotting over my disabled Eddie au sobbbs but I will Try dang it

But first! DISABLED EDDIE IS SO 😭😭😭✨✨

I'm going to bite Eddie Dear. I'm feral and Unwell.

To me it just makes soo much sense??? I have shit coordination/balance and my life is hell and I want to project so hard. It's representation and it gives me Delicious angst and hurt/comfort opportunities.

phew ok ok ok,, hcs,, howdy,, eddie,,, ok,, i got this

They both will, would, and have eaten an entire head of lettuce. Howdy makes sense, bc he eats lots of greens already. But Eddie? bbg is so sleep deprived it's the only thing he can think of to eat.

They're rivalry is a Bit. They are the only ones aware of this. Everyone else thinks Howdy genuinely has problem with Eddie in regards to business but it's all jest! A joke, a charade, a whole ass Bit! They find hilarious!

Eddie swears more than you think. He just keeps it professional when working. Howdy wishes he could record some of Eddie's more,,, creative cursing.

By contrast Howdy doesn't swear that much, he's so used to being surrounded by little siblings + other family that he just,, doesn't think about it? ofc he'll swear occasionally out of shock, exasperation, or anger. he can say fuck, he just doesn't think to! he doesn't have an issue with swearing, either.

Shipping stuff,, ok!

The Bromance turned Romance Pipeline is Real. It would take a while for the others to notice they even started dating lol bc they keep it 'professional' during work hours.

Physical affection is both their love language. Oh My Golly. They are never Not in contact with each other. Cuddles are top tier holy shittt

Eddie also writes love letters bc he's a sappy goof and words of affirmation is his other love language.

Howdy has never received a love letter before and Swooned when he read the first one. He keeps them all in a special box by his nightstand <3

Bringing Frank into the mix? Hoo boy they are not ready. They are. But also not. If it's not Eddie holding his hand it's Howdy's on his back. If it's not Eddie holding him by the waist it's Howdy literally picking him up for a kiss. Frank is overwhelmed with affection all the time /pos

A sprinkle of angst, Frank may get sad from time to time bc they feel almost,, out of place in the relationship. Eddie and Howdy are incredibly close and have known each other longer than they've both known Frank. This causes some self doubt.

However Eddie and Howdy are Quick to shoo the thoughts away! The reassure Frank and smother them in affection! All praise and loving words. How much they love him, how happy he makes them, just everything about Frank Frankly they adore.

Over time this doubt fades away, Frank becomes confident in themselves, their love, and their Loves!

Literally the best wedding ever. Eddie and Frank combined forces to keep Howdy from turning it into one Big Advertisement lmao. It was great!

[forgetmynamepleasethanks]

Hi! I have pretty serious "Kris simping for self-aware Reader" brainrot, so can I please get a one-shot where Kris is absolutely smitten with fem!weirdcore!Reader, probably even attempting to go against the Player? For extra angst point, maybe the Player tries to get them to hurt the Reader? Thank you!!

Heads up, I didn't know what weirdcore was before this so I had to look it up, I hope I got it right.

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Kris never thought of themself as someone to fall head over heels for someone. Most of their young life was spent gallivanting through the forest with their brother. Kris didn't know what it was about you that caused them to want to latch onto you and never let go, but something was there and boy was it strong.

You arrived in hometown in a very you manner. Friday, August 13 was the day you just... appeared? A new house in a new clearing harboring a new family with a new daughter. Everything that had to do with you just happened one day and no one but Kris seemed to notice.

Of course, Kris would later find out the reason they could see past the fog of ignorance that stopped the rest of the town from noticing the oddity that was her and her family wasn't a blessing in the slightest.

Kris first realized how much they liked you almost immediately after they met you. Something about the new girl's eyes... the way they looked right through everything as if they were seeing something that only they could see. Maybe it was the way she cocked her head to the side every time she was listening. Maybe it's the little sketches of unimaginable horrors she doodles on her school papers that give Alphys night terror- wait what?

Or maybe, Kris just thought you were pretty. 

Kris realized they liked you, a lot. Like a lot lot. So much that they started making their own effort to talk to you and help you with your schoolwork or talk or even just stare into your eyes until they realized that you noticed their staring and started staring right back. The possibilities are endless, one thing Kris did find odd was how you spoke. You were always talking about people like they were cartoon characters or something.

"Hey Catti, how's the not really existing going over there?" You half-joked to your project partner who, instead of stopping the menace who was adding countless eyes to the model house she was making, was very busy texting someone on her phone.

"Stop talking to me. Or I won't be the only one not existing today." Retorted an unphased Catti.

Like... who says that stuff???

Kris thought your strange behavior and constant jabbering about how everything was an illusion was just your own special way of expressing yourself until a particular excursion into their psyche left them at the mercy of one of these 'Real people' you mentioned on occasion.

You noticed your friend's change in behavior instantly. Even though you tended to be a bit... floaty you understood that this was bad. You waited a day to see what this intruder would do and after understanding that they were on a quest of some sort, your first instinct was to strike up a 'friendly' conversation with them.

"Fancy seeing you here, isn't it? Huh. I wonder how many times you've heard me say that? Probably a few right?" somehow, you had managed to take the advantage in a conversation against someone who can literally control time. This caused Kris to remember why they fell for you and kept falling. No matter how bad something seems to be, you can always wrangle some sense of stability out of them.

Even while still trapped, a faded version of their real self, bound to follow their body as it was maneuvered by someone else, you still managed to make them feel like they were safe.

"I knew you wouldn't say anything, you can only program so many responses huh? I just wanted to let you know that no matter how many times you retread these steps, no matter how careful you are, I'll know who and what you are, and I'm gonna get Kris their body back... because I have a few things I never got to say to them, and that's your fault." You said merrily before tripping Kris' body snatcher and walking back to your home.

Kris was still riding the high of what you said while they were piloted back home.

'She knows what's going on... and she wants to help me' Kris thought.

Unfortunately, whatever it was that was controlling them could hear their thoughts. It paused for a moment, then resumed its inspection of Kris' room with a new, monstrous, gleam in the eye. Kris could only imagine the horrors that await you the next day.

You have decided that today would be your planning day, you probably still had some time before fake Kris takes over their body completely, so today, it was time to come up with your main strategy. As you sat outside at recess, writing your plan in the bright little notebook you carried around, someone approached you.

You looked up, seeing empty scarlet eyes behind draped bangs, only revealing pieces of an uninteresting puzzle that was this monster's interpretation of Kris' usually stellar eyes. Kris was using every last bit of control they had to prevent their body and its host from attacking you. Their body reached behind them and grabbed the object stuffed in their belt. Small, sharp, and usually used for cutting pie, Kris' knife hovered behind their back for a moment before raising above their head.

You were all alone behind the school.

You had appeared in town in less than a day.

How fast could it get rid of you?

As it turns out, not very. In less than a second of you noticing the looming threat, you pushed them squarely in the lower stomach knocking them down. You used your foot, wearing one of your mismatched shoes to push Kris' chest to the ground.

The whole process of disarming Kris took less than two seconds. Kris didn't know if the trope of people having a nose bleed when they found something attractive was true, but if it was, this was exactly the moment they would have one.

"Don't you have a real-life to be worrying about right now? Isn't there some cat stuck in an existential crisis you have to go save? Why are you here bothering me and my friends... er... friend." You said looking down at them, foot still on their chest keeping them pinned to the ground.

Somehow, what you had said resonated with this creature, it would be back you were sure, but it seemed to have powered off for now. Kris assumed control over their body again, and when they looked at you, you were even more wonderful than they remembered.

Something clicked inside of Kris at that moment, after being ousted from their body, only you had come to their aid. No matter what issue they had, whether it was small or gigantic, easy or difficult, she was always there for them.

You helped them get up from the ground and before you could say anything they wrapped their arms around you. You looked deep into Kris' eyes, admiring their eyes, once lifeless and fake, now glorious and perfect, like gemstones perfectly cut to fit Kris' face.

And before you knew it, your lips had met.

It was only for a second, probably less, but it was exactly what you had hoped it would be.

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Forewarning: I am not proofreading this so ignore all my grammatical errors, I hope this is what you had in mind.