#JOE NIANGZI

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Height Comparison Chart for All Major Duos in Reverse 1999

I remember the companion showcase during the 1.9 Anniversary Livestream and I realized that every event story and main story chapter has their main duos or pairs (I am basing this on who was declared playable during that patch and who was showcased). It also recently came to my attention that there is a CN wiki that lists the heights of the characters.

So I compiled them all here:

Event Leads:

The Theft of Rimet Cup - Diggers and Melania

A Nightmare at Green Lake - Blonney and Jessica

Journey to Mor Pankh - Shamane and Kaalaa Bauna

Revival! The Uluru Games - Spathodea and Ezra

Notes on Shuori - Getian and Jiu Niangzi

The Prisoner in the Cave (Chp 5) - 37 and 6

Farewell Rayashki - Windsong and Vila

E lucevan le stelle (Chp 6) - Marcus and Isolde

Vereinsamt (Chp 7) - Kakania and Lucy

Floor It! To The Golden City - Joe and Mercuria

Thoughts:

Vila, Isolde, Kaalaa Bauna, and Mercuria all have the same height

Windsong is the tallest (not Awakened!) woman in the chart

I am not sure if Getian is just a really big bird or his height also accounts for the stick he stands on. If it includes the stick, then Shamane will be the tallest man around 6' 5".

In terms of height (regarding the main non-Vertin ships), Windsong is taller than Vila, Jessica is taller than Blonney, and Isolde is taller than Kakania.

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I mean it's good, I could've sworn I sent it last night, but I was super tired so maybe not lol. I do wanna get them for completionist reasons, but its likely they wont come back cause theyre collabs with companies. They did a sonic collab before i started playing, and i wish i played sooner cause itd be funny to have sonic and tails and shit. It's really cool! There's these phenomena that just turn back time in isolated spots on earth in random times and kill everyone that gets caught up in them. The mc is the timekeeper, the only person that's able to survive in the storm on her own. She's forced to work for the st. Pavlov foundation to find a way to stop the storms. (Forced, because she started working as a kid, and her immunity to the storm was found out when she tried to escape the foundation with some of her friends and all her friends died because they didnt have her immunity. Its really sad how sheltered they are and how badly they want to actually see the world outside the foundation). There's also this other group called manus vindictae, they're trying to speed up the storms happening to eradicate the humans and leave behind just arcanists that. Humans were historically super shitty and racist to arcanists, so the translation of their name "hands of vengence" makes sense! They used to have the only immunity to the storm, but in the most recent chapter, the st Pavlov foundation managed to find one out too, but their immunity item can protect humans too! God I'm so excited about this game!! The most recent patch (2.0) takes place in 1990 in San Francisco and it's so cool so far! We got the first adult guy character in a bit and he's so so hot and cool! It's gonna be a struggle to save up for him over mercuria, the other 6 star that got released in this patch before him. Oh There's also like a good couple canonical gay married npcs too! I love how casually they mention it and how respectful they are with it. A lot of the characters are girls, which I don't really prefer, but their designs are so gorgeous that i found myself actually liking them a lot^^ my favorite character is an italian half-blood arcanist named pavia! Hes so cool, though hes just a 3 star :P. My favorite 6 stars would be isolde, lucy, spathodea, Joe, and jiu niangzi! A cool thing about arcanists too is that theres awakened arcanists, items born from concepts and arcane! Lucy actually is one. Her core is a cog, and she came into existance when the first steam engine made a sound! And shes immortal as long as the concept behind her creation is alive. her concept would be progression and advancement, and omg thats soo cool to me, especially with how her representation of that concept was the first steam engine!! I could go on forever, i love this game so much, ive played since launch and im so glad i did! Things have gotten better with her, but I still think she's trying to limit how much we talk, so I'm gonna try and talk to her about it in a bit. I went trick or treating yesterday, so I wasn't really able to reply sooner, sorry. Did you do anything for Halloween? I walked around so much it still hurts lol.

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aaa maybe ? Tumblr can . be a bit odd sometimes and mess up !! I understand how you feel, theres some games and things I like that I want to have everything in as well ! Those sound really awesome ! I'm sorry you missed out (◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ) That sounds really interesting ! oh my god that's so sad :(( The manus vindictae group sounds really really cool too, I can understand why they would . hate humans after all that ! The story sounds really really amazing, I'm glad you like it so much ! I think it's nice you are so passionate over it ^–^ He sounds . expensive . good luck getting him and saving for him !!! aaa yay ! That's good then, it's always good when there are canonically queer characters ! Lucy sounds SO cool omg omg ! It sounds like the game did things in a really awesome and interesting way !!! I see. . . It sounds like a really hard situation, but I think you're doubg the right thing by talking about it with her ! It's okay !! Did you have a good time ? What did you dress up as ? If you did !! I didn't really . do anything for halloween . I planned to watch scary stuff, but I never actually got aroubd to it . and by the time I knew it Halloween was over !

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For the ask game, WenZhou & "Where did you go?"

Oooh, what an intriguing prompt! I could spin this so many ways. (Anon I need you to know... the first thing that popped into my head was... "Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe") 301 words, rated M for implied sex.

It was a rare thing for Wen Kexing to feel like this. For his head to be so empty, so brilliantly quiet. He spent too much time thinking, really-- mundane or sinister or lewd or distraught, his head was always too full of thoughts to be anything but present.

It was a rare thing-- was. But it's getting less so with every day he spends with A-Xu.

Even now, he lays here in their bed, panting through the stars racing through his eyes. There’s nothing in his head but bliss. He’s long transcended the pain of raw skin under rough rope, its sharp thorns digging into his skin, the overwhelming pleasure of being wrung dry over and over and over again. He’s become a thing for his zhiji to use, to play with until he’s had his fill, forced to simply lie here and take it, and he’s impossibly grateful for it. 

It’s paradise. Something he doesn’t deserve, something he’ll seize wholeheartedly anyway. Greedily, hungrily– He’ll never let it go. Not now, with all his secrets and sins laid bare before the eyes of his zhuangzhu. 

Well. Almost all his secrets.

“Lao Wen,” A-Xu’s elegant, perfect hands trace over the bindings gracing Wen Kexing’s wrists. They trail down over his arms, down to his chest, oversensitive and littered with marks in the shape of A-Xu’s teeth. “Niangzi.”

His voice is deceptively mild. Any other time, Wen Kexing’s mind would be tripping alarms. As it is, he simply hums a soft, “Yes, A-Xu?”, raspy and placid and soft.

“You went somewhere without me today. With Xie-wang, of all people,” his fingers dig into the pale, unmarked skin just under Wen Kexing’s pectorals. He hisses, his back arches, and his heartbeat picks up again– too much, too sensitive, too– “Where did you go?”

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