#JINBE SUPREMACY

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SHIT! I CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON

Screw Arlong. Jinbe supremacy!

FAVORITE CREWMATE - 20

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Rating the Straw Hat Pirates on whether they're good to Date or not

Reminder that these are for fun, and they're just my opinions. Take it with a grain of salt

1. Luffy

4/10

Points on the funny little smile he's got going on

He'd be fun to date, but I honestly feel like he wouldn't be interested in the romantic aspect of a relationship

He's going to eat the stock of your favorite food because he'll literally eat anything, which is a major problem imo

2. Zoro

3/10

He's pretty ignorant, that's a loss of points

Sorry, he's hot and all but like.. I feel like he'd come up and personally tell you he clogged the toilet and I don't think anyone's prepared for that

Idk, I wouldn't really recommend him as a date,, the only reason he's got points is because he has looks

3. Nami

9/10

Would definitely treat you right

You might have to teach her how to tie tennis shoes.. She probably has no idea how

The only real con of dating Nami would be her tendency to run.. I mean it's reasonable, but she can also murder people with clouds, so..

Other than the running thing she is a definite girl boss who would love and respect her partner, she has my respect

4. Usopp

8/10

Is my bias showing? Yes, yes it is

The only issue I have with Usopp is he still lies.. I get it, it's his thing.. But he said he'd cut that shit and HE STILL HASN'T

He's funny, cool and fun and I honestly think he'd treat you right, he isn't a careless person

He probably knows good coffee places, I'd date him

5. Sanji

-10/10

I'm not going to lie, I honestly don't know how to feel

He would fawn over his lover... But he'd do it a lot. Like, at the clingy level.

He's also kind of sexist?? "I don't make friends with women" bro what the fuck???

He does not wash his ass. He washes everywhere else but his ass bc he's terrified of being called gay

All in all stinky little closet bisexual possum man, I fear his kind

6. Chopper

4/10

Overall a cool guy to hang with, just not a dating type

See, my main issue is Chopper is built like he came out of Toys-R-Us

Don't get me wrong, he has a really nice personality and I like his character, but... My boy sounds like he's 10 when he's literally 17

He'd be a good person to go to the movies with though, he'll get a child discount

7. Nico Robin

10/10

Robin is the cryptic goth mom friend of the ship and I love her for that

She's patient, loving and funny with her little weird comments, she'd treat you wonderfully

She'd probably take you to a cemetery for no reason, just to look around (ghost hunting)

Not really a complaint about her, but... Oda, why did you take her melanin please-

8. Franky

9/10

Franky's definitely pretty weird, I'll give you that, but he'd definitely be good to you in a relationship

He has a giant robot body, you'd probably get a lift whenever and wherever

Like I said before, he has that supportive chaotic dad energy, and people with that energy are really cool to date

Just don't ask him about cars, he might start ranting about why classic muscle cars are cooler than hybrid racers

9. Brooke

1/10

The only reason he has a point is because I'd be curious about dating a skeleton too

Besides his skeletal physique, it'd literally be like dating your grandpa.. Which is weird

HE'S 90 YALL GET A GRIP PLEASE

THIS IS BEYOND AGE GAP THIS IS ERA GAP HIS FIRST DRIVING LESSON WAS ON A H O R S E

10. Jinbe

100/10

That is a man who would pay for the meal, all the points

He is respectful, courteous, responsible and sweet he is a package deal and NEEDS TO BE APPRECIATED

He has to give great hugs, I don't believe anything else

Remember how I said Franky was the chaotic dad friend? Jinbe is the responsible dad friend

He is soft and squishy and strong. Need I say more

Lmk if you want me to destroy more French Blondes for you, ask box is always open

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Rating the Straw Hats on whether you should hug them or not

A hot take by me

Luffy: 2/10

He's cool but... He only showers once a week. If you hug him you won't be able to get rid of the frito-sweat smell.

Zoro: 7/10

Once you get over the alcohol stench.. He's got mommy milkers. Just don't hug for too long, he'll get weird.

Nami: 11/10

She'll definitely rob you when you're busy hugging her but it's donating to a good cause, she's a good hugger.

Usopp: 10/10

He probably gives very good hugs, there's no way he smells bad either bc he takes care of his hair you can fight me on that.

Sanji: 1/10

For your health and safety do not hug this biohazard, if I elaborate I will get attacked.

Chopper: 100/10

Do not squeeze him hard, he is not a toy. Other than that, he's a great travel-sized hug buddy!

Nico Robin: 15/10

She's literally the mom friend, and she can make a double of herself?? Yes???? She'll give you the gentle, caring hugs.

Franky: 4/10

He's very bulky post-timeskip, but His supportive chaotic dad energy makes it natural his hugs are rib-crushing.

Brooke: -1/10

He's.. Bones. I'm sorry Undertale fans that is not huggable material.

Jinbe: 180/10

He is friend-shaped, supportive and squishy. Idc if he might smell like fish he is one of the most huggable characters.

Tell me if I should do other groups in the One Piece Series!

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