#JENGA SHRINE?????????

[nathaniacolver]

sidon!!!!!!! bro got purifying powers now

bruh idk where toto lake is .......maybe down the waterfall??

bruh screw the zora rn imma go explore akkala actually

hudson construction site!!!!!

BRO the steering thing makes everything so much easier oh my goodness the devs said "let's make this easy on them and hard on us"

beep beep the bus is coming through!!!

BRO IT'S KOLTIN okay hold on a sec while i go deal some drugs

got the moblin mask now, exciting, AND some mystic armor!!!

(can you get negative rupees in this game?????........hm/mmm)

gonna get the tower.......in just a sec.......there's a shrine

BRO this shrine is so hard. i've died like 10 times

okay so i've resorted to just hiding behind the wall so the constructs can't see me, and then just letting the homing constructs do their thing. so far so good

iOH frick the constructs booted them off the side

idk they are still dealing damage so idk

it's been like 5 whole minutes but i am not letting naked link die again

wait did they flip over on their own????? bruh

FINALLY I'M EDONEEE

CANNON SHIELD LET'S GOOOOO

oh okay so another stable. nice. oh yeah someone gave me a sleepover card!!!!! so cute of her

bro i just chucked this cucco into the well and the other one laid an egg. idk what that means about mating rituals but whatever

speaking of.........are cucco genderless??? asexual?????? bruh

one shot the thing????? girl............okay i'll come back later

cucco prophetess????? okay go off queen

bro WHAT why can't i let tulin help me

okay getting to the top of the stable took me like 10 tries and the logs took me 1. what does that mean

YIGA CLAN CUCCO LOLLLLLLLLLLL BRO. BRO.

not penn being like "i didn't think cuccos could talk.........(they are lower-intelligence aves)"

okay let me actually go get the tower for real now

floating over to sky islands.......as per usual .........

oop flux construct IIs are a bittttt harder than Is. let's get that old map though

bro i need to get all the vows asap so that they all help me fight bc having ghost warriors on your side is op and tulin keeps critting this construct

YO I JUST CAUGHT ONE OF THE STAR FRAGMENTS THAT DIVE WITH YOU FEOM THE SKY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

another day another shrine (i think that's literally the rate that i do them in in-game)

oh so THAY'S what sneakstrike is. wow learned something new....okay now I can put these yiga swords to good use

shooting a brightbloom into the chasm and chasing after it

FKAJFKSJFWJFKKEJF FRICJJJJJKKKKKK BRO THERE'S A MASSIVE FROG THING IN AJKALA CHASM DO NOT FO IN THERE I REPAT DO NOT GO IN THERE

octorok lake......what is this rock puke in the middle .....

haha meant rock pile but that's fine too

what is the point of making the fight music play when wolves are around? they don't even attack you really....

me meeting up at every stable with penn........he's luckily he's a rito that flies or else i'd be suspicious as to how he always is there before me

*sighs* yes.........i'll go fight the monsters on that dreaded spiral thing

MALANYA'S A BOY NOW????? WAIT WAS HE ALWAYS??????

Ohhhhhhhh different beach......oh bruh so i have to go on those pirate ships????

JENGA SHRINE?????????

bro so i got the 2 chests and then i just made the Jenga tower slightly topple and i just caught the ball with ultrahand.

wait lol you didn't even have to Jenga it.......lol

bro this dude's name is "traveler???" ......yeah i don't believe that

WAIT.........frog statues.........

BRO DID THE YIGA CLAN TAKE OFER THE ANCIENT TECH LAB??????

okay lemma save real quick

wait they were so easy to beat up with my 36 damage captain III spear......🙈🙈

but does this REALLY mean i'm allowed to go inside now.....

THERE'S A CIVILIAN IMPRISONED HERE????? konba baby i'll make sure nothing happens to you

ooh traveling medallion???? okay gotta report back to robbie

i finally saw that pic of link that everyone's been posting lol

now tell me why i gotta use ascend in this tower bc they blocked off the stairs.....

is this frog looking somewhere important

bro okay so if i return can i fight the yiga again????

why is this fairy- oh it's the male malanya

BRO YOU JNOW HOW MANY TIMES BEEDLE EAS SERLING ENDURA CARROTS AND I NEEVR BOUGHT ONE?????

tried to float up to the upper maze but my time rune was not long enough i guess :/

Boujee!!!! show me the way

LOL I MEANT BLUPEE XD

BRO THERE WAS ANOTHERRRRR BLACKKKKKK HORRIBLIN ARE YOU SERIOUS? bro i almost peed my pants QUICK EAT SOMETHINF and a blue one.....this must be a GOOD good cave

BRO THE LIKE LIKE JUST ATE TULIN?????!!!??!?!???!? ARE YOU OKAY BUD

A BLACK HINIX????????? OH BRO NOT RIGHT NOW NOT RIGHT NOW I'LL COME BACK AT THE END OF THE CAVE SHEESH

okay again my construct III spear took care of the hinox so easy

DIAMONDS HAVE 25 FUSE ATTACK POWER?????

dang this cave is LONG it went all the way to the island

BRO NOT GLOOM HANDS NOPE. UEETING MYSELF DOWN THE HOLE

bro this cave is so lonnggggggggggg gotta go do the shrine now

oh nvm console is low battery. okay gonna go watch some cleaning vids for a bit

need to live tweet my playing of totk but don't wanna be annoying on my irl so i'll just do it here. this is the first bit:

BEWARE: TOTK SPOILERS BELOW

"i know i'll be ok with you link" okay they are IN LOVE

WHERE IS LINK IN THE CUTSCENE. THEY HAVE TO SHOW HIM IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS OR I WILL FRET

ZONAI????!!?!!?!??!?!?! (Listen i forgot the gameplay trailer)

me walking at a respectable pace as to not leave zelda's side

BABE THERE'S TOO MUCH MALICE HERE WHY ARE WE STILL GOING

just talked to zelda and she was like "i'm so excited!!!!" GIRL DO YOU NOT HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF-PRESERVATION

swinging the sword swinging the sword

WAIT WHY DO I HAVE 30 HEARTS WHYYYYYYY DO I HAVE 30 HEARTS

THEY JUST ADDED AN INSTRUMENT OR TWO OH FRICK AND IT'S GETTING LOUDER oh i already love the sound engineering

GLOWY SPIRAL????

DON'T PICK UP THE TEAR BABY oh frick oh frick

OH THAT'S WHY I HAD 30. FOR THE DRAMA

CAN'T LOOK AT MY TYPING I'M WATCHING THE CHTSCENE

OH FRICK IT JUST SHATTERED OH FRICK

gamer lean on x games mode rn

mans said screw it i'm out. fly you fools

BRO I WAS TYPING THE ABOVE WHEN HE LUNGED AND I GOT SO NERVOUS THAT I'D HAVE TO FIGHT FJSKDKJSJDAHHDLADG THE JOYCONS ARE FLOPPING AROUNS ON MY ARMS

THAT TEAR BETTER PROTECT HER I HOPE THAT'S WHAT THAT GLOWY YELLOW WAS

BRO WHAT. THE BLUE GLOWING IS GOOD. this is so anakin skywalker of him btw

baby don't you worry i'm gonna make link level up so fast so he can come and get you

oop naked link again AND HIS SHORTS ARE SHORTER????

nice mani link

A MAN'S VOICE???????? WHO IS IT WHY DOES EVERYONE KNOW THEIR NAMES

okay so The Voice just gives him an arm. okay

the malice or whatever stopping just at the triforce is Symbolic, i think

is it really a master sword or is it a master Dagger

i rly be taking screenshots of everything like i'm a tourist

okay green hand thing go off!!! oop give it a high five and it turns blue and goes behind you as a save point

*taking notes* okay cogs are cogging.......gears are gearing..........

now why the frick did it have me dive like that. what was The Reason

i Forgor that link can tread water indefinitely. swimming king

not me searching every nook and cranny like there's gonna be secrets in this Cave

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARCHAIC PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait i put them on and now he looks like a gladiator.......cardboard skirt & Jesus sandals........ok shirtless king

oop just noticed his hair animations & the layers are CRAZY but it lookin good

wait so they was underground......and now in the sky...................i have Theories

they said aerial view shot once again but i mean AERIAL

ope no climbing, you're already too high in the sky

the lighting looks SO GOOD!

it's so silent up here i love it.

the MUSIC AHHHH

WAIT EVERYTHING'S AN ISLAND???? OH WE WAY THE FRICK UP IN THE SKY LINK. HOW CAN YOU BREATHE THAT THIN AIR

this game is making me fall In Love. with Silence

TREE BRANCH YES THE WORLD IS HEALING

apples. i could Cry

is that a broom?????

wait so the soldiers are bad and the stewards are good. it's just like real life!

why do i have the feeling that this is a /different/ princess zelda that left this to him.......oh nvm it's just the purah pad. what happened to the sheikah slate???

is link gonna look at pics on it and get emo

wait so. garden of time (ok Christianity reference). so zelda has lived through some trash already and is like poor link in the past. let's give him this

aw it's lonely :(

YES WE'RE GETTING ZELDA RIGHT AWAY I COULD CRY

ooh the purah pad looks slick (i'm so sorry but why does that sound like a tampon brand LIKEEEEE)

high five!!! oh wait high fives have OTHER FUNCTIONS???!?!

now why did the bridge have to do all that fancy stuff. (ik it's for stability or whatever don't @ me engineers)l

just smashed some pots. link's Primeval Urge

ok so linear path for Diving. got it.

that's a hot-footed frog.......................i could cry. i AM crying

picked up a rock. now i just have to see some Chickens

there are Grates in the ground and you can peek below. idk why i like that so much.

i am hunting these ostriches like i might die

THAT GUY SNUCK UP ON ME SO SILENTLY. I DECIDED I HATE FLOATING MACHINE ENEMIES (don't worry i was fine)

why did i try to light a frog on fire

[ugly-lizard-crab-thing]

....jenga shrine....

[dykelizard]

jenga shrine in totk is kicking my ass actually i dislike this

[i-heart-hxh]

September 2nd Togashi tweet!!

Togashi says, "I resumed coloring while feeling like the bones around my spine are fragile and about to collapse like in the final stages of Jenga. Look forward to tomorrow's post to see if it will be completed first or collapse first. (Lower back pain high)

#ShrineTension"

As is frequently the case with Togashi, the hashtag is a likely reference to a musical group--Nogizaka46 performed at a shrine, it seems?

[hollowstarsaga]

A Dark and Hollow star head cannons

Vehan plays Guitar, you cannot tell me otherwise, he learned every single Taylor Swift song before anything else and, his second favorite artist is Noah Kahan.

Nausicaa doesn't listen to heavy metal like we'd all expect, she listens to movie soundtracks, mainly Disney (and she's a descendants girly, she'd also love Barbie).

Arlo has very specific talents that are useful in the weirdest situations, like she'd be able to turn a pen into a weapon of sorts because she was bored in class one day.

Celadon hates skinny jeans but if he hears anyone say "no one looks good in skinny jeans" he will become said no one out of pure pettiness.

you cannot tell me Aurelian doesn't listen to Hozier, he would have a shrine of that man, and he also sometimes listen to Noah Kahan and when he a Vehan share headphones they listen to his songs (specifically Maine iykyk).

Arlo and Celadon have extremely niche inside jokes, they will just say a word randomly and die of laughter with everyone else confused.

Nausicaa hates Lego because its a children's toy she cannot do, she'd only good at destruction, so she's great a Jenga, because she knows the exact breaking point and how to give that to someone else.

Monopoly nights with the gang end up with a lot of regretted bets, Vehan is the main victim of this as he has never won a bet and ended up in a lot of dresses and full glam make-up.

Arlo can roller skate. Celadon can ice skate. Vehan and Aurelian can skate board. Nausicaa can so anything out of sheer spite.

Theo will often pull pranks on the group, Arlo and Vehan will pull extremely intricate pranks back looping everyone else into it.

They have power point nights. Sometimes it's just Celadon judging everyone's relationships.

Nausicaa will dance to Disney movie soundtracks, she'll go running through fields to "touch the sky" from Brave.

Vehan was taught to ride horses and can do wildly outlandish things on a horse like backflip off but never actually land it and Aurelian hates it.

Celadon uses glasses as a fashion accessory but he fully pranked the internet once to believe he was short sighted.

Vehan and Arlo will both just get up at like 2am and start doing homework even if its due the next week.

[legendofzoodles]

I can’t believe there’s a shrine where you literally just play jenga! In canon is this a Zonai game? I can almost imagine Rauru playing it with Sonia. Even if Rauru didn’t make it up, ‘Courage to Pluck’ as its name definitely came from him.

Or do people in Hyrule today still play that game? Imagine after that shrine Link tries to replicate it with logs. Hands down my favourite shrine so far.

[fire-plays-totk]

This is why I can never truly hate TOTK despite all my grievances with the story n stuff. I be like "Man this game bums me out sometimes." and then boom. Jenga shrine...

[alittlehouseinhateno]

Day 10: Jochi-iu Shrine

Felt weirdly proud at figuring out how to complete this shrine properly and get the chest as well. I struggled last time because it was early enough that Ultrahand was still a bit confusing and also I've never played Jenga!

[tklpilled]

Why is this shrine making me play jenga

the way i cant even tell which shrine ur talking about this is a normal occurrence

[thegeminisage]

exited the labyrinth thru a cave and there are deadass pirates out here. awesome

OH WAIT I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TOWER. wow lmao. okay im gonna see if i can launch myself up there

THIS SHRINE HAS JENGA IN IT? i love this game

oh i made it!! and im in low grav again >:)

break for sudden and inescapable exhaustion.

didn't catch any sleep. did my adult responsibilities. back at it.

omg this low grav maze is SO COOL!!!! i love low gravity

oh my god am i gonna dive down from the sky all the way to the underworld...YES

the way the music changes to a high-notes only version of the thinky theme in the sky and a low-notes version underground...that is SIIICK i am LIVING

getting lots better at fighting roblox guys. the trick is to just grab the secret cube with ultrahand

WHOOOO is the leader of dragons..............

YOOOO phantom ganon armor?!?! sick...............

i found the horse god! unfortunately i cooked all my carrots lol

its kinda weird how this area was quite literally designed around the torch challenge in botw, and now there's basically nothing here. obviously nthey had a lot of freedom to fuck with the map but how do you go about making new puzzles and points of exploration on a map that was designed and fitted perfectly with old ones already...?

[bobthebobking]

why is there a jenga shrine 😭😭😭😭

[helladventurers]

THERE'S A SHRINE WITH A JENGA TOWER PUZZLE I'M IN TEARS

[outerspacebun]

DHDJSJDJFBF they have a jenga shrine in tears of the kindom xsmsjdjdb

[ijsthee]

Ok the jenga shrine is rlly funny ngl

[klingercollection]

shoutout to that one shrine in akkala that just makes you play jenga

[baileyboo2016]

GIRL THIS SHRINE IS LITERALLY JENGA