grimmgroblin

[grimmgroblin]

i had a dream where me and two of my online friends were hanging out but i hadn't seen the face of one of them in over a year, so my brain didn't know what to do with them. it made them this weird fart of god type entity. no one in the dream universe thingy seemed bothered by them, certainly not me and our human friend

anyways when i was explaining this to those two friends, i made this 5 minute doodle of what went down (i promise i can draw better than this, i just don't want too)

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Tom Cardy's Transcendental Cha Cha Cha is eating my mind alive

[grimmgroblin]

don't you hate it when you're not vibing with your pfp anymore but like

you have nothing good enough to replace it?

[grimmgroblin]

my dude if i had the ability to shapeshift i'd have THE BEST halloween costumes

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Is this anything

[grimmgroblin]

so i'm sick for reasons i'm not aware of (maybe stress but idk) and i swEAR TO FUCK. IF I GET EDGED ONE MORE TIME BY A SNEEZE. I WILL RIOT AGAINST NATURE SO HARD THAT THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS WILL LOOK LIKE FLY ON A WINDSHIELD.

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something i find funny is how in some horror movies, the antagonist can mimic, but that's exactly what humans do to animals, imagine you find a stray cat and it runs off under a parked car, and all it hears is the sounds of another cat coming from you, but youre saying nonsense

even if you somehow are able to speak logically, that cat is probably terrified and sees you trying to lure them out as a predatory tactic