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Tom Cardy's Transcendental Cha Cha Cha is eating my mind alive
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don't you hate it when you're not vibing with your pfp anymore but like
you have nothing good enough to replace it?
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my dude if i had the ability to shapeshift i'd have THE BEST halloween costumes
#like i could be a biblically accurate angel#no one could stop me#i would be a horrible superhero#shapeshifting#both a blessing (to me) and a curse (to others)#imagine you're walking down the street then you see roger rabbit#but no it's just me#shitpost#random thoughts#superhero ideas
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so i'm sick for reasons i'm not aware of (maybe stress but idk) and i swEAR TO FUCK. IF I GET EDGED ONE MORE TIME BY A SNEEZE. I WILL RIOT AGAINST NATURE SO HARD THAT THE METEOR THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS WILL LOOK LIKE FLY ON A WINDSHIELD.
#i'm sick#send halp#i'm dying#blehg#why me#what have i done to deserve this#i have job interviews to do#i can't be sick for that shit man#my sinuses#they hurt
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something i find funny is how in some horror movies, the antagonist can mimic, but that's exactly what humans do to animals, imagine you find a stray cat and it runs off under a parked car, and all it hears is the sounds of another cat coming from you, but youre saying nonsense
even if you somehow are able to speak logically, that cat is probably terrified and sees you trying to lure them out as a predatory tactic
#humans are strange#mimicry#my nonsense#random thoughts#human are horrifying if you think about it#horror ideas
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