#JCA Ratso

[iamtoothandclaw]

Beloved fandoms never die. Thinking once more about my dumb bbs and their adventures post-show. I know the likelihood of actually *writing* my season 6 fanfic is abysmally low, but a girl can dream (and draw).

Everyone wore the same clothes for 5 seasons so I decided it was time for a redesign; their new kind-of-good-guys-kind-of-not civvies. This is some certified 2005 (and 1975) fashion right here.

[puellaphantasia]

Ref

[kissentz]

jca ask answer

[atlas-affogato]

"Friends"

[howdoyoudothedew]

i finally have names for the dark hand!

Valmont Monette (i liked how stupid but also posh it sounds. Monette roughly means home or rich protection

Yamaguchi Tohru (Yamaguchi being 山口, meaning mountain entrance and Tohru being 竜, meaning dragon, imperial, mythical creature)

Phineas "Finn" Flanagon (i just liked how it sounded, but Phineas possibly means serpent's mouth in hebrew or Nubian from an egyptian name and Flanagon means descendant of Flannagán, which itself means blood red)

Andrea Giuseppe "Ratso" Santoro (huge thanks for my italian friend for just handing me this name wholesale. Andrea from Andrew which basically just means masculine, Giuseppe for Joseph, which means he will add, and Santoro meaning all saint's day)

Alonzo Chow (Alonzo meaning noble and ready. His chinese name is Kěguì, spelled 可贵 and meaning to be treasured or praiseworthy with Chow spelled 周 which is both a dynasty (Zhōu) and means to encircle)

Bonus:

Chow's little sister is Amanda, meaning loveable or worthy of love with her chinese name being Kěài, spelled 可愛 and meaning worth loving

[ultimate-polyship-tourney]

Ultimate Polyship Tournament:Round 64|Side B

Propaganda under the cut:

Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine

mansplain manipulate manwhore

Enforcers

There's no way they don't sleep in a pile and share each other's sandwiches

[dlishpencils]

Moar JCA Screencap Edits.

Big guy like Ratso DESERVES beefy hairy arms. I will die on this hill. Honestly, if anyone has any requests for edits, send them my way. Its oddly relaxing to do this.

[invaderdoom78]

I decided to do a little experiment to see how my writing has improved after 10 years

Original: https://www.deviantart.com/invaderdoom78/art/Return-of-the-Queen-of-the-Shadowkhan-Ch-1-522756554

You remember that moment in the first episode of season four where Tarakudo asked Jade if she was returning to the forces of darkness and nothing came of it. Not even Jade being able to control the shadowkhan when she tried in episode six or have Tarakudo show up when she was actually wearing a mask. Well what if years down the line that one off comment comes to fruition.

[kevingotabigasschin]

"We're in the mini mall."

"Working the carnival."

"We like to play it all."

"Welcome to Tally Hall."

"Who's to blame?"

"The automated players, I proclaim"

Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

Red, the proud loud guy we adore "Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"

So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac, can hear He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer

Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys To unlock the rock in the act if you please

Now open the case, give Blue the bass And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place

[dramalibrarian]

What do you think the enforcers favorite holidays are?

I am convinced Ratso loves Valentines Day. He enjoys seeing all the couples and the romantic gestures on that day, even if he isn't in a relationship. Plus the day after... cheap candy XD [He would share with the others and his nephew]

Chow likes New years. When he was younger, he liked it for the parties and drinking and mad scramble for a kiss. Now, he likes the promise of new beginnings, an opportunity for changes and fresh starts. Sometimes the changes stick, sometimes they don't. The chance is still there.

Finn, strangely enough, looks forward to Fourth of July. He will say it's for the 'babes in bikinis' but it's more then that. He loves the summer weather, the get togethers and food. And the flashy end of the night fireworks. That's his favorite part; laying back with a drink and watching the explosions in the sky.

For all three Christmas is their second favorite. Not just for the presents, but getting to be with those they care about. That includes each other. [Also I still feel robbed that we never got to see the Enforcers during the Christmas episode!]

[ko-garashi]

I've been looking at your activity here and would like to say a big thank you! Thank you to everyone who subscribes, reposts and likes, especially the Jackie Chan adventures work. It's a big dream to revive this wonderful fandom and it's nice to know that people remember or are reminded of it! Expect the next update this week, I'll continue the branch on crossing GTA and Jackie Chan adventures🌆

[cattype]

I wrote this script with the intention of maybe turning it into a comic eventually but I think it works well enough in text form. Also, with Valmont’s original voice Julian Sands missing on Mt. Baldy I felt the need to put some Valmont content out there sooner than later.

This scene takes place during the season 1 episode The Jade Monkey.

Valmont’s office. Valmont is holding a magazine on current events over his head for Shendu to read.

Shendu: You may turn the page now, Valmont.

Valmont: Couldn’t you just summon your Shadowkhan to do this?

Shendu: …No.

Valmont: *annoyed sigh*

The laptop on Valmont’s beeps. Valmont puts the magazine aside and taps a button to answer the call. Finn appears on the screen. The rest of the enforcers are just out of view.

Finn: Hey Big V, guess what! We got the monkey talisman! Also, what’s your favorite meat dish?

Valmont: Well that’s an odd request. [He thinks for a moment] Hmm. Well, my friend Karl did turn me onto turducken.

Finn: …that’s a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in turkey, right?

Valmont: Yes.

[Finn pauses then turns to the other enforcers]

Finn: Guys, I think we’re gonna need two other people for this.

Chow: [off screen] Well, we already have his niece… I think

Monkey: [off screen] Eck eck!

Valmont: Pardon me?

Finn: We caught Jackie Chan and we were thinking of turning him into something we could eat.

Valmont: PARDON ME?

Tohru: [off screen] I’m starting to regret suggesting this.

Shendu: If anyone is going to be eating this Jackie Chan it should be me! He will be my first meal upon regaining my true form! Until then you may keep him captive in the form of some weak and vile creature such as a rat. 

Ratso: [mumbling off screen] Rats aren’t that bad.

Valmont: What is this conversation? What is happening?

[Finn is distracted by the return of Jade]

Finn: Uh, hang on a sec, Big V!

[Finn drops his communicator on the ground giving Shendu and Valmont an ant’s eye view of the transformation shenanigans but mostly all they can see are a bunch of animal feet running back and forth. Valmont stares at the monitor perplexedly as we hear bits of dialogue from the episode and animal cries]

Valmont: …I don’t know what I’m looking at.

Shendu: The monkey talisman yields the power of animal transformation.

Valmont: I see. For a second there I thought it might be the cannibal talisman. 

Shendu: That is but one of its many uses.

Valmont: …I’m just going to leave that there.

[They continue bemusedly watching the laptop quietly as the animal sounds and episode dialogue continues.]

Valmont: …Can’t you send your Shadowkhan to help them?

Shendu: I would but unfortunately they’d be just as susceptible to this madness.

Valmont: I see.

[They continue watching. Then they start getting annoyed]

Shendu: Has it not occurred to any of them to turn Chan into some helpless invertebrate?

Valmont: I was JUST thinking the same thing!

Shendu: Turn him into a slug, you fools!

Shendu and Valmont: [repeatedly yelling at the screen in frustration] A slug!/Turn him into a slug!/Sluuug!

Valmont: Or a jellyfish!

Shendu: Even better!

Shendu and Valmont: [repeatedly yelling at the screen in frustration] Jellyfiiiish!/Turn them into a jellyfiiish!/A jellyfish you fools!

[Their yelling peters off as the screen goes quiet.]

Shendu: It would seem they've been chased off by monkeys.

Valmont: They better not get killed I've had far too many men quit on me already and I can't afford to hire anyone else.

[puellaphantasia]

Repressed gay wizard can not fathom how his new minions can simply Be Like That™

Ref

[kissentz]

when you and your bro share your traumas first…

dark au is belong to @auntielurry

[atlas-affogato]

Why did he make those sounds 😭😭😭

[howdoyoudothedew]

Rated: G

Pairing: Chow/Finn/Ratso/Tohru/Valmont

Word Count: ~500

A/N: Day one for @polyshipweek using prompts 'team as polycule' and "Is that my hoodie?"!

A lot of strange things happen around the Dark Hand. Personally, Tohru would like to blame the demon-dragon living in Valmont’s office. But strange things happened before then, as well. Really, he figures it’s more a consequence of who they all are as people and the Enforcer’s desire to knick shiny things mixed with Valmont’s desire to be rich. He can’t say it hasn’t worked out well for them so far.

Besides the point, though.

Tohru can’t find his hoodie. At first glance, this may not seem very strange. But for Tohru, who is cold and swears he recently saw it, it is. The last place he put it was the entryway to the penthouse. It was simply good manners to hang it with the rest of the jackets. Without it being there, he checks the closet, the living room- though he knows it’s not there, since he was just in there reading-, and even the kitchen. Yet he finds it nowhere. It’s not a very easy hoodie to lose, being a quadruple X, but he’s seemed to manage it anyway as he goes through the rest of the penthouse, even the bedroom.

Finally, Tohru just concedes and returns to the bedroom for a blanket. His hoodie would’ve been preferred, it’s easier to read with sleeves, but at least it’ll keep him warm. He grabs one of the blankets from the bed and wraps it around his shoulders.

When he returns to the living room, the clouds have opened and are snowing upon the city. Up here, it always looks beautiful. Delicate snowflakes falling in a dance. Or, as is now, a heavy waltz. The reported snowstorm is finally happening. Tohru smiles to himself, holding the blanket tighter, and turns to the four heads he can just see over the back of the couch.

He rounds the couch to join them and stops when he sees Ratso curled into his own blanket, against Finn who is inside dark green cloth along with Chow and Valmont. Chow is tucked between them, likely because he’s the shortest of the group. Tohru blinks. “Is that my hoodie?”

“Yes,” Valmont says, unashamed, looking from the window to him. “It’s quite warm.”

Ratso makes a noise, pouting. Apparently he was unable to fit. Tohru frowns himself.

“I was looking for that,” Tohru says, more resigned than anything. The three of them look comfortable, curled into his hoodie. He won’t deny them it. Really, any annoyance he might feel stems solely from how much he searched.

“We found it in the closet,” Chow says. Which is not where Tohru thought he’d left it. Valmont must’ve put it away yesterday.

With his boyfriends deciding to join and the falling snow, Tohru moves to start a fire in the penthouse’s fireplace. The fireplace is one of the reasons Valmont moved them to this building, as well as picking the top floor. Ratso walks away as he works on getting the fire to a nice blaze and the sounds of putting in the kitchen reach them before Ratso returns with a tray of hot chocolate and tea and popcorn for whatever movie they will watch as Tohru reads and Valmont works one-handed on a crossword puzzle. Tohru smiles down at his book when he cracks it back open.