#JB and football

[webanglikethat]

⚠️: Ultima ora: il portiere Donnarumma arrestato per omicidio della sua squadra italiana | sostenitori da tutto il mondo lo difendono “anche noi avremmo fatto lo stesso” | mandano fiori in segno di gratitudine.

[zombvic]

YASSIFIED (jude bellingham x reader)

summary : in which y/n & jude share silly banter on social media

face claim : wolfiecindy

notes : this is short, silly, boring, no plot and kinda stupid so sorry bout that xx anyways dont be a ghost reader please ! this idea went to my mind right when i saw those pictures lmfaoooo

pairings : jude bellingham x model!reader

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yourusename now I'm lyin' on the cold hard ground

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user mother is mothering

user AAAAAAAAAAAH so fine

user jude in the likes .. 👀

user guys that's my girlfriend !!

user the prettiest

judebellingham get ur ass up from the cold floor ??

- yourusername what the fuck jude

user can jude fight .

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yourusename how i sleep knowing no girl gets on his nerves more than me #sassymenapocalypse

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user i know a sassy man..

user does this sassy individual play football perchance.. ?

- user you cant just say perchance

judebellingham this is incorrect tho

- yourusername why huh

- judebellingham ur missing those big ass plushies

- yourusername oh okay, youre blocked!

user their interactions r so funny

user funniest "not a real" couple ever

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judebellingham #ad #skimsformen

yourusername THEY DONE YASSIFIED BRO 😭

- judebellingham yk i look good

- yourusername u literally look oiled up

user hes so fine

user FOR FREEEE ??????

user pick me

- user to be your wife plsplspls

user pero juuuuude 🔥

user praying my girl doesnt see this

user hes making me question my sexuality

yourusername bro is stealing my job

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yourusername okay guys.. cats out the bag.......! (barca is still better)

user idk if i should be happy or sad

user WHAT THE FUCKCKCKCFHDJFE

judebellingham wow i look good

- yourusername look at ME silly!

- judebellingham youre right gorgeous💘 

- yourusername i weirdly dont believe you

user it couple

user victoria and david of the century (funny enough, my name is victoria lmfao)

user idk who i want to be

- user i do! jude is one lucky mf

user shes everything and hes just.. ken

took me straight up like an hour idk i just wanted to post something instead of studying for a "školská" from maths

[mentalbaddiex]

not trent looking back bc he needs some validation from his wife who turns out to be a sassy baddie

[calistrae]

Drunk Jude marriage proposal (not a real one, just like in his state he confess he wants to marry you and gives you anything like a fruit loop or hair tie as ring lol) PLEASEEEE I think it'd be adorable, I need some fluff for him 😫

no bc imagine you haven’t even been dating for long (like 2 months) but people on tiktok are saying men KNOW and you go to pick him up from the club and the moment he steps into the car he’s all over you. i’m talking sloppy cheek kisses and cheesy smiles. his eyes are practically shut and he simply can’t stop grinning from ear to ear.

he’s GONE gone, singing all the songs that come on the radio and you don’t have the heart to tell him that he’s so off-key it’s making your ears bleed. before you’ve even approached his house, he pulls out a pack of peach rings from nowhere before turning his head towards you with a stupid smile you want to wipe off his face as it’s nearing 3 AM and all you want is some sleep.

“i wanna marry you, y’know” he tells you, words slurred as you fight the urge to slam your foot on the brake. “jude, what are you even-“ you laugh as you give him a quick glance but your question flies over his head. “will you marry me?” he asks “because i wanna marry you.” he states as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

you sigh with a smile, knowing he won’t remember any of this interaction the next day “sure, i’ll marry you.” he smiles and puts one of the peach rings on your ring finger before pulling your hand to his mouth and taking a bite out of it. “jude!” you scold but he only chuckles in satisfaction.

[judeisbae]

Only you.

In which: Jude and reader find comfort in loving on each other after a long day of being apart Warnings: 18!+, smut!, p in v unprotected sex, mentions of semen. (please lmk if I missed anything 😭) Also, this is my first time writing anything so I am 100% open to any advice/corrections! 🩵

"Love?" Jude calls out, looking around the empty living room of your shared home. The sound of his voice echoing off the walls of the large, lightly decorated space. Off to look for you, Jude heads into the kitchen in hopes of finding you there. To his surprise, he finds a note stuck to the refrigerator that read; Picked up some of ur fav takeout, top shelf in fridge :). Jude reads the note and gives a warm smile. He takes the food from the fridge and places it in the microwave just before heading up the stairs to finally greet you.

Babe? You shout, hearing footsteps in your direction. Jude enters your shared bedroom with a smile on his face, a look of relief almost, to be in your presence once more. "Hi my love, I've missed you", said Jude as he engulfed you in a hug. "How've you been? you look drained j". "Just tired that's all", he lets out with a sigh. "How bout' we hop in the shower hm?" You say as you hold his hand and guide him into the bathroom.

After undressing, the two of you settle into the shower. "What'r u staring at girl?" said Jude when he met your eyes which were already glued to his. "My super sexy, super amazing, hot, boyfriend", you said with a grin "You literally called me a slut yesterday cus' I posted a picture of myself?!" he exclaimed with a laugh. "Oh well" you replied, leaning in for a kiss. Jude in response, placed his hands on your waist and deepened the kiss. Pulling you closer into his embrace, Jude whispered into your mouth a soft "I love you". The sound of his voice melting into your mouth. You felt his hands slowly travel down from your waist, to your hips, and finally, slide down your supple skin to make contact with your ass. You let out a soft gasp as you felt the warm, smooth skin of his chest glide against your breast.

Jude, out of breath, pulled away from the kiss. While making direct eye contact with you, Jude raised one hand from your ass and placed it around your waist, pulling you flush to his body. He dropped his head and began planting kisses all along your chest and neck, causing you to let small moans slip from your lips, to which, Jude groaned. He then moved down towards your breast, leaving open mouthed kisses and occasional hickeys in his wake.

"Jude" you whispered quietly, eyes shut "Yes love?" said Jude as he looked up at you with a grin that read pure satisfaction in himself. "Please baby I need it" you said in an exasperated tone. "Whatever you want sweetheart" he said, now making eye contact with you. Jude gently lifted you, causing you to involuntarily wrap your legs around his waist. "You ready baby?" to which you responded with a whiney "Mhmm, please". Jude continued on to insert himself into your heat, the place that you had been craving him in oh so much.

"Oh fuck", you exclaimed softly with a light gasp. You could feel every inch of him, slowly entering you, it was pure bliss. Jude positioned his hands underneath your thighs and slowly pulled you off of him, then pulling your hips back down to his. The feeling nearly making you yelp. Jude, with his head tucked in the crook of your neck, began to let out groans of pleasure. Whispering little songs of "I love you", and repeating praises like "so good f'me baby" into your skin. This continued on for some time until the two of you were finally near your climax. You, scratching at Judes back and writhing in his grasp, and him, as he began to gently sink his teeth into the skin of your shoulder, gripping your thighs even tighter than he previously was, filling you up with his warm release. Both of you letting out exclamations of "Oh fuck" and "love you so much baby", allowing one another to come down from their high. Jude pulled out and gently set you down and gave you a look of pure endearment, of which you returned. "I love you" "I love you more my girl."

A/N: that's it y'all please lmk how i did 😭

[judes-baeeee]

His best outfit 🫠🤭

[halfagod]

thinking about an irish jb au

jaime is an obnoxiously rich south dubliner (possibly a former leinster rugby player) and brienne is a culchie from the aran islands (and a gaeilgeoir!) who just moved to the big smoke and has no idea how the luas works. they have some kind of meet cute where he pays for her fare on dublin bus or something bc she didn’t know you need to have exact change and she doesn’t have a leap card yet, but he’s so obnoxious about it that she’s more annoyed than grateful. they keep bumping into each other and he ends up kinda taking her under his wing (in an annoying way) bc she’s not really adjusting to dublin life and is very homesick, and they form a weird friendship. instead of wench he calls her culchie. maybe he is a bit of a sugar daddy to her bc her job doesn’t pay very well and the cost of living in dublin is crazy. but then she finds out he has a bad history with her beloved boss catelyn from up north (derry??) and their relationship sours. turns out he accidentally hit catelyn’s son bran with his bmw in clontarf bc he was speeding trying to get cersei to a charity gala that she was late for and bran ended up with a leg injury that lost him his spot on the wintertown under-12 hurling team and means he might never hurl again. but brienne forgives him when instead of a bear he rescues her from a giant seagull in st stephen’s green who is trying to steal her chicken fillet roll. he confesses he hates his posh south dublin life and that his family are all terrible people (tywin and cersei are both prominent members of fine gael and also landlords.) cers is also married to bobby b who is taoiseach. jaime ends up scandalising his family by moving to the aran islands with brienne and they live happily ever after with their donkey called podrick. unfortunately selwyn hates him though bc selwyn is a grumpy fisherman who only speaks irish and jaime’s irish is terrible so brienne makes him do duolingo every day until they can hold a conversation. selwyn insists on calling jaime séimí which he hates bc it makes him sound like an old man. also, cersei is a former rose of tralee and she’s beefing with the pope

[macherielaila]

[heaux-burrow]

[whitehartlane]

do you guys ever sometimes sit and think about the fact that harry kane was an open and proud belieber in 2011 when he was like 18

[webanglikethat]

italian team core

[zombvic]

Hii, i would like to request for Jude Bellingham 🫶🏻 The match between England and Slovakia just ended sooo i was thinking maybe some little angst with reader from Slovakia (because i'm from there🫶🏻) like he would be sad if she wouldn't wear his jersey or her little mad after the match because her country lost, Thank you, have a great day 💗💗

PATRIOTIC (jude bellingham x reader)

summary : in which y/n is a true patriot to her country

face claim : no-one exact

notes : I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! given the fact im also slovak (jedine vsž !!!). this match was a traumatic experience tbh and i was on the edge of my seat (literally) while watching.. i feel like jude is doing everything to go against my silly ahh.. first joining the rival (madrid) and now knocking out my country from the euros man.. since slovakia is gone, time to cheer for spain and netherlands #vamosandstuff

pairings : jude bellingham x slovak!reader

y/n, long time girlfriend of jude bellingham, could be considered a patriot when it came to sports. on an average day, you could say she hated slovakia. the politicians were horrid, inflation was growing by the week, dumb decisions made by the parliament. but when there was an international tournament, like the hockey world championship or the euros, her national pride was next level. she would proudly wear her jersey with the double cross and the red, white and blue colors and cheer for slovakia like her life depended on it.

this year, the euros were particularly exciting. slovakia had managed to advance to the round of sixteen after a tense tie with romania. the whole country was buzzing with anticipation. y/n, however, had a unique point of view on all of this. she was dating jude bellingham, the english youngster, and their teams were about to face off.

the atmosphere in the stadium was wild. y/n sat in her seat, heart pounding, wearing her slovakia jersey with her name on the back. jude knew she was here, but he didn’t know she’d be wearing that jersey. until now, hes only seen her wear an england jersey with a big number 10 on the back while he was playing. the round of sixteen had brought slovakia against england, and the tension was kinda scary.

the game started off intensely. slovakia's forward, ivan schranz, scored a goal in the 25th minute, sending the slovak fans into a frenzy. you could hear that "SLOVENSKOOOO" in your bones. y/n couldn't help but join in on the celebrations, her heart filling with pride. she glanced at jude on the field, knowing how badly he wanted to advance, but in that moment, all she wanted was for slovakia to beat england.

as the minutes ticked by, the match felt like it was dragging. england pressed hard, but slovakia's defense held strong. y/n's anxiety grew with each passing second. she knew jude was frustrated, but she also knew he was a relentless player.

then, in the 95th minute, jude did the unthinkable. he scored a stunning bicycle kick, tying the game. y/n’s heart sank. she wanted to jump up and celebrate his incredible goal, but the reality of what it meant for slovakia hit her hard. the game was now tied, and the prospect of overtime sneaked ominously.

another thing that kind of pissed y/n off was the way jude celebrated. i mean, come on. you scored against your girlfriend's national team, and that's how you celebrate? of course, it's a very passionate game, but it still hurt, obviously.

overtime began, and y/n's fear became reality. just 50 seconds in, harry kane scored, putting england ahead. slovakia struggled to find an equalizer, and as the final whistle blew, y/n felt a mix of anger, disappointment, and sadness. slovakia's journey in the euros was over, and it was mainly because of the man she loved.

after the match, jude came looking for y/n, a smile on his face. "did you see my goal?" he asked, clearly excited.

y/n, still wearing her slovakia jersey, felt a surge of annoyance. "yeah, i saw it," she replied curtly. jude's smile faded as he noticed her tone.

"what's wrong?" he asked, genuinely confused.

"jude, read the damn room," y/n muttered, turning away. she didn't want to start an argument here, not now.

jude sighed, sensing her mood. "i’m sorry, baby. i know you wanted slovakia to win."

"of course i did? but it's not just that," she said, her voice softening slightly. "let's just drop it for now."

"alright then.." jude reluctantly agreed and went out to dinner with his teammates to celebrate. y/n stayed behind in their hotel room, her mind racing. she knew she was being irrational, but the mix of emotions was overwhelming. how could she be happy for jude when her own team had been eliminated?

hours passed, and when jude returned, the tension in the room was thick. y/n's frustration had only grown. jude, sensing the impending argument, he tried to lighten the mood. "you know, you looked cute in that slovakia jersey," he teased.

y/n glared at him. "really, jude? that's what you want to talk about right now?"

jude's expression hardened. "what's your problem, y/n? i played my heart out there."

"my problem?" y/n snapped. "my problem is that you ruined our chance. you ghosted the whole match and then suddenly scored a stinker in added time."

jude's eyes narrowed. "i was doing my job, y/n. i’m supposed to score goals, remember? and why the hell were you wearing that jersey anyway? do you have any idea how that made me feel?"

"oh, so now it's about your feelings?" y/n shot back. "you think it’s easy for me? watching you celebrate while my team gets eliminated?"

"and you think it was easy for me?" jude retorted. "seeing you cheer for the other team? i thought you’d at least be supportive of me, no matter what."

"other team?? you mean my team??? also, what do you mean by supportive?" y/n scoffed. "how can i support you when you’re one of the main reasons we lost? i know it’s just a game, jude, but it still hurts."

"you’re being ridiculous," jude said, his voice rising. "this isn’t just about the game, is it?"

"of course it is! what are you on about?" y/n replied, tears of frustration welling up in her eyes.

jude ran a hand through his hair, clearly exasperated. "you’re mad at me for doing my job? for helping my team? you knew what this was from the start."

"it's not just about that! it's the way you celebrated, like you didn’t care about what it meant to me!" y/n shot back, her voice breaking. "you scored a goal and acted like you won the fucking world cup. did you even think about how i felt?"

jude’s face softened slightly, but he was still visibly upset. "i’m a footballer, y/n. scoring goals is what i do. it’s my passion, my career. i can’t just switch that off because of you."

"i’m not asking you to switch it off," she said, wiping her eyes. "i’m asking you to be considerate. to think about what it means for me and my country."

jude sighed deeply, frustration giving way to a partial understanding. "i get that, but you need to understand my side too. i can’t not play my best because of our relationship. it’s unfair to my teammates, to the fans."

"i didn’t mean to hurt you," jude said quietly. "i was caught up in the moment. i’m sorry if it came off wrong."

jude stared at her, his anger slowly giving way to realization. "y/n, i never wanted you to feel like that," he said, his tone softening. "i love you, and i cannot imagine you not supporting me from the sidelines."

y/n looked into his eyes, seeing the sincerity there. "okay. but next time, maybe don’t celebrate like you just scored in the finals when you score against us."

jude chuckled softly, pulling her into a hug. "deal. and maybe next time, wear my jersey instead of yours?"

she laughed, the tension finally breaking. "we’ll see about that."

as they held each other, y/n felt the weight of the argument lifting, replaced by a renewed sense of understanding and love. they might come from different worlds, but they were determined to make it work, no matter the challenges.

if anyone was interested in my dads entire match commentary 😊

"a mame po turnaji" means were fucked (basically)😭🙏🏽

[mentalbaddiex]

JUST DIED A THOUSAND DEATHS

[ulmo80]

Red Ronnet talks.

Jaime Hears.

What could go wrong?

[judeisbae]

Melt genre: fluff Based on Kehlani's song, "Melt" warnings: slight smut (under cut) Sweet moments :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ

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"I can't tell where your hair ends and mine begins.." "Love we've been in bed for hours", Jude said softly, simultaneously caressing your cheek. A look of endearment shone from his eyes. your hair, sprawled across your pillow, the pillow that Jude had somehow managed to squeeze his head onto as well. "Look baby, my hair is all over you", you laughed and pointed upwards to the dozens of curls that patterned over the satin pillowcase, "yeah, a few strands made their way onto my head as well it looks like", Jude replied with a gentle laugh.

"Being this close isn't close enough.." "This isn't so bad eh?" asked Jude with the slightest tinge of reluctance in his voice. "Jude I'm cold" you replied in an unamused tone. There the two of you stood, in an ice skating rink each dressed in shorts and t-shirts, your's unfortunately being cropped in addition, all due to Jude having a bright idea when he saw a sign for a new rink across the street from the outdoor mall the two of you had been venturing for the past few hours. "Hmm, come baby let's go sit in the bleachers." Jude suggested as a possible solution, the two of you, hand in hand, glided to the edge of the rink and removed your skates. Making your way around the few people scattered throughout the building, the two of you finally found a secluded place in the bleachers, almost like habit, you found yourself pushing your head into Jude's chest. "I'm still cold" you mumbled sarcastically, "I say we get closer and see if that helps", Jude returns, with a grin like no other.

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"You could tell every time we touch, every time we uh.." With your fingernails digging into Judes back, and his head in the crook of your neck, the two of you, exasperated and panting. "Baby I'm almost there" you whisper breathily into his ear, in response, he tightens his grip on your hip with one arm, and supports his weight with the other. The moment is pure, a private and personal display of affection for one another, pure intimacy. "I love you so much baby", Jude reiterates for what feels like the 200th time tonight, and you once again say the same as the two of you reach your highs simultaneously.

"Its when I melt into you..." "M'love why are you crying? What's going on?" Jude questioned wearily. He had just returned to Madrid after being in England for Int. camp for some time, you had missed him dearly. You found it hard to fall asleep, boring to stay home, and no fun to go out either, without Jude. "Nothings happened, just missed you so much baby" you reply stuffily, it may sound stupid to cry, and truthfully you didn't know why you were, but it was involuntary, they weren't tears of sadness, they were tears of relief, you were finally pressed into his chest again, basking in his warmth, and taking deep inhalations of his cologne that you'd grown so fond of. It was as if you found yourself melting into him, and a kiss on your temple from him was the bow on the present of a moment.

That's all I got today y'all 😭🤍

alsooo, new smut coming either later today or tomorrow 😝

[litwhorees]

Cavaliers having a water balloon fight, my brother in Christ you have a basketball game tomorrow 😐