#JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!

[shewaslikeasunflower]

drew jawsum for a friend :D

[daily-omori-quotes]

"JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!"

- MR. JAWSUM

[supergnome-a]

GWAHAHAHAHAHA

OHOHOHOHOH

JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW

I got bored

[lilacthebooklover]

it is!! i love the alliterative plosive hehehee <3

every anon will work for us >:] we will have stonks galore!!

jawhawhawhawhaw

NEW LILARKY SHIP BOSSMAN BUDDIES????

PLATONICALLY yes!! nehmo if you see this i am so so sorry hjkfhjkjdk. welcome to lilarky 2024 ig?? :'}

[cryptidkeef]

JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW

Okay I know for sure this has been done before but I cannot stop thinking about it.

[cheerio-au]

PRELUDE: LAST RESORT

idk idk something like a uhh one off post umm

hmm where can i start this

uhhhhhhh

okay here looks good

ahem

OMORI fell to his knee, his friends, TOAST. OMORI did not succumb. “JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW! Honestly! Friends, I’ll let this one by. No deal! Bygones be bygones; I already have a desk full of applications!” BOSSMAN HERO mocked, before cracking his neck.

“OMORI, you and our old friends, go on back out! We’ll make sure you don’t trip and succumb again.~” He got down from his desk, as two GATOR GUYs walked in to escort them to the elevator. “For now, I have some work to do.”

…Shut. And the trio was out, of LAST RESORT.

BOSSMAN HERO took the staff elevator down, pulling out a note from JAWSUM. TO MY NUMBER ONE EMPLOYEE: I have a deal with a blue whale — just deliver something for me, but don’t bother yaself, get a GATOR GUY. Thanks! - J

But he did. Walking, transporting, wandering through DEEPER WELL, he began to lose more of himself. Standing on the bridge, a blue whale emerged. “Ohh? Whale hello there! (nyak, nyak). You look like one of OMORI’s pals!” “I’m here on LAST RESORT business, friend.”

“Please, call me HUMPHREY. If ya got business, c’mon in!” He opens his mouth, and BOSSMAN HERO sighs, jumping in.

Navigating through, bumping into SWEETHEART along the way. She was saying something, but he was not focused on it. Walking into MARINA's laboratory. "That damned pink twerp-" BOSSMAN HERO stood, looking over the railing, leaning on it. He winks, shining a smile.

"...Whatcha doin' here, fella? You lost?" "No, actually. Here on LAST RESORT business. Need to talk to you, won’t take too much of your time, miss.~" MARINA stood up, and they walked out, meeting on the bridge. "Alright, handsome, what is it. You want a d-" "Not that kind of business, at least for right now." He looks at the bridge he took to cross, and BIG MOLIO was there, sitting. A crushed 667 was underneath him. And tilting his head, he squinted. There was a blurry black key. "I don't presume you have seen any KEYs around." "Eh? KEYs? You mean, like, the stereotypical golden ones?" "No."

He turned back to look at her. "HUMPHREY has one. Another is here, in your domain." She thinks for a moment, before shaking her head. "Ah. Well, it is no concern of mine then, miss...?" "MARINA. You?" "HERO. BOSSMAN HERO." He chuckles, winking. "I'm sure we'll meet again soon." He walks away, straightening his tie, as MARINA grew a lighter shade of pink.

Standing in front of the tank, he squinted again. It was barely visible, but it was there. Looking around... something to break this open. And then it hit him. GATOR AID. He blows a whistle, and a GATOR GUY enters the scene, saluting. "Punch the everloving color outta this canister." The GATOR GUY nods, and, with all his might, slams his fist into the container.

...Whimper. It cracked, both his fist and the container. "Thank you, GATOR GUY. I might consider giving you a raise." Pat, pat. No way is he gonna give him a raise. But, he looked back at the container, and kicked into it. CRASH.

_ELCOME _O BLACKSPACE

_ELCOME TO BLACKSPACE

...One more.

BOSSMAN HERO backtracked all the way back into the main area, and he stood in front of the HUMPHREY elevator. It stared down at him. "Ready to go back up?" "Not quite yet. I need your KEY."

...The eternal smile on HUMPHREY turned into a frown. "So THAT'S why you were taking so long for my snack... Alright. Well, in exchange, you feed me!" His grin returned. "ONE MILLION CLAMS!~" One million? That's a solid chunk of LAST RESORT's value... Could he even pay that much?!

With a straight face, he opened his coat, pulled out a pen, and, with some scratching of paper, threw the check into HUMPHREY's mouth. Munch, munch... "...Okay! Let's go!" He spit out another, now more visible key.

WELCOME TO BLACKSPACE

[averagekanadekinnie]

“B-BUT HERO! OUR LOVE— HOW COULD YOU JUST THROW IT OUT LIKE THIS?!”

“IT IS FOR THE BEST, MY DEAR. FOR I AM A CAPITALIST, AND, YOU ARE NOT. I ONLY SAW YOU AS A MERE WORKER THIS ENTIRE TIME, THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL WITHIN OUR RELATIONSHIP! JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW”

*vine boom*

OH MY GODDDDD!!! SUCH DRAMA!!!

[chummy-resort]

“Well well well aint I a fish out of water! Gotta admit these computers sure are fancy, not only giving me a view of some prime real estate but plenty of new faces to hire! I guess I could make time in my schedule to go on the prowl, maybe even find some fresh blood! JAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!”