#JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

[alienigcna]

‘  que  bonitos  están  tus  huevos.  ’

“  ¿te gustan? te los regalo. puedes regalárselos a alguien más y si tienes suerte, se comen tus huevos esta noche.  ” le estiró la canasta con huevos pintados por él mismo. “ estas fechas del señor son... afrodisiacas.  ” bromea con una sardónica sonrisa.  @ramenstation​

[juantinarchive]

Más de la gala no gala de Zaragoza ✨

[schrodingersbabe]

re: my last post, this is what the plastic cover of my case looks like JAJJAJA

[nakkra]

jajajajajjajaj habia olvidado publicarla, casi no encuentro un dibujo del piloto

[final-credits]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

[pausugar]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ WEY AMO ESTE FANDOM

their courting rituals include aggravated assault, battery, treason and planning the violent murder of their ennemies

tagging some moots and others on taglist:

@philzokman @dinosaur-mayonnaise @vivid-vices @lotus-reblogs @liyv @whiteapplesandblackblood @pendragonstar @thesunshinebard @ricelover888 @autistic-ranpo @sigskk

[linlin-98]

SIN CEL

Como es la vida de irónica, sin querer queriendo me quede sin celular jajajajajjajaj me rio pa no llorar porque ptmr era nuevo pero ya que chuchaaaaa por algo pasan las cosas, no hay mas.

[girasolesenmicabeza]

Aún recuerdo que tu color favorito es el verde manzana, que te gustan los girasoles, tu banda favorita es 1D, que lloraste las primeras tres veces que viste la parte donde cantan Little Thing en la película y que tu tono de llamada hace 4 años era la risa de Niall por un minuto HAHAHAHA P.D: QUIERES JUGAR ANABEL?. Supongo que ya sabes quién soy :)

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ NO PUEDE SEREERRR. Yo había olvidado completamente ese audio. Lo necesito de nuevo en mi vida, plis jajajaj P.D: yo digo que sí juguemos, Jared. Ya sabía quién eras incluso antes de que dijeras Anabel.

1-Azul. 2-Cactus. 3-Twenty one pilots.

[mujer-perdidaa-blog]

Empiezan a aparecer los cadáveres en la noche , como si nada hubiera pasado ...! Y yo tan puesta que nisiquiera recuerdo que sucedió alguna vez jajajajajjajaj me sigo amando así y todo

[gatomiauchileno]

Pero qué diantres? JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

I found myself having, not exactly an argument recently, but a highly opinionated conversation with someone who did not believe my assertion that once upon a time there were official Hello Kitty vibrators. With the aid of the Wayback Machine, I found this article, and thought the world at large might enjoy it too...

Here's the text of the article:

The history of the Hello Kitty vibrator

By Peter Payne October 4, 2004

Sanrio is one of the top character licensors in the world, having more or less created the business model of doing business by creating something that doesn't really exist and licensing its use to other companies. Sanrio produces nothing -- all their characters, like the Little Twin Star, Minna no Ta-bo, Bad Batz-Maru, exist as legal entities and nothing more. Their most successful character, Hello Kitty, or Kitty-chan as she's known in Japan, is now now thirty years old.

One of the many companies that license Sanrio's characters for their products was a Japanese company called Genyo Co. Ltd. Genyo made a wide variety of products, from bento boxes to children's toys to chopsticks, many with the Hello Kitty character on them. They scored big in the late 1990's with an off-the-wall hit, a series of Hello Kitty toys which featured a different Kitty figure from each of Japan's 47 prefectures, each representing something the prefecture was famous for. (The figure from Gunma Prefecture, where we live, represented a wooden kokeshi doll.)

In 1997, Genyo designed a product that would live in infamy: the Hello Kitty vibrating shoulder massager, which really is a shoulder massager (trust us -- it says so on the package). Sanrio approved this design without batting an eye, and the product enjoyed modest sales in toy shops and in family restaurants like Denny's and Coco's. It wasn't until 1999 or so that people began to catch on to the fact that the Hello Kitty massager had other potential uses, and with amazing speed, they started popping up in adult videos in Japan. The next thing anyone knew, they had changed into a cult adult item, sold in vending machines in love hotels -- after all, what self-respecting man wouldn't buy his girl a Hello Kitty vibrator when she asked him for one?

The emergence of the Hello Kitty vibrator as a cult adult item caused friction between Sanrio and Genyo, and Sanrio ordered the company to stop making the units. Genyo refused, since it had paid a lot of money to license Kitty for their products. There seemed nothing Sanrio could do, since they had approved the item for sale (see the official Sanrio sticker on the boxes). The answer came when the Japanese tax authorities raided Genyo on suspicion of tax evasion. It seems that some creative accounting was going on between the president of the company, a Mr. Nakamura, his vice president, and the owner of the factory in China where the units were made. All three were arrested, and Sanrio had the excuse needed to yank Genyo's license. They seized the molds used to make the vibrators and destroyed them.

And so, the sad, weird chapter of the Hello Kitty vibrator is at an end. The last of the Kitty vibes are gone, so now what will the world do for wacky comic -- and sexual -- relief?

[la-parcera-de-transmilenio]

re egocéntrica yo pa pedir que pongan un nude mío de fondo de pantalla JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

[mazojo]

Louis chose comedy

[pidemeeluniverso-archive]

@𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲: best mentor ever:)

@thcdarkling sent 📷 for a post of your muse on my muse's instagram.

[archivalcamel]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

Sálganse, quiero estar sola

[gabrxlg-blog]

ooc.

[magicxsh0p]

❝¿Qué?❞  —  parpadeó  un  par  de  veces  antes  de  dedicarle  una  mirada  extrañada  a  Erick,  quien  al  parecer  iba  completamente  en  serio  al  decirle:  ‘no  me  digas  que  lo  estás  esperando  a  él’.  Resopló,  sabía  que  pasaría  esto,  pero  Byungwoo  creyó  que  era  ‘buena  idea’  que  lo  espere  fuera  de  los  vestidores  hoy.  ❝  Estaban  en  su  práctica  de  fútbol  ¿O  no?  Sí,  estoy  esperando  a  Byungwoo-yah,  si  es  que  eso  es  lo  que  preguntas.❞  —  tener  a  hyemi  y  erick  de  amigos  era  peor  que  tener  un  ex  tóxico. { @infcrno​ }