#Ive should known this was bound to happen but idk if any of these will actually be made

[thriftybruce]

I should've known better, its been 12 days and i now have like FIVE drafted comic scripts right now (2 of them thumbnailed and storyboarded grr)

quick heads up, might make another GrFa comic probably next month (or at least before the yr ends)

[samanthasroberts]

Types Of First Dates You Should Never Ever Go On

Weve all been there. You swipe right, he swipes right. You start texting and he doesnt attempt to immediately whip out a photo of his erect penis 3.5 seconds into the conversation. Jesus. He could be The One. But then he suggests an idea for your first date and it is horrifying. Like it makes you question everything you know about this person that youve never met IRL and whose existence you just discovered 7 days ago. You cant trust anyone. Tbh if the suggestion is anything other than lets get drinks, Im not going. Like, you want me to show up to something where I might have to be sober? And talk to new people? And, like, have meaningful conversations? Nope, sorry. My personality is not cut out for that shit. I would rather you have just sent me that dick pic from the get-go so I would have already known youre a fucking weirdo and moved on.

Personally, Ive been asked on a lot of weird first dates. Like, dates that would surely have ended in the guy wearing my skin as a suit. And as its 2017, aka the era of thriving fuckboys, I can only imagine the worst is yet to come. So in order for you to protect yourselves from the fuckery thats bound to ensue when you regularly use a dating app, these are six first date ideas that you should never ever agree to, ever:

1. Any Outdoor Excursion

First of all, if youre into the outdoors and doing things then idk how we matched in the first place. Im gonna take a wild guess here and assume that I was blackout when we matched or you had a dog in your profile picture. Just a guess. BUT if we did match and get to talking and you asked me to, like, go for a “hike” with you? Or go on a “boat ride in Central Park”? Honestly, Im using the question marks here because Im not entirely sure people do these things as I havent actively chosen to go outside in weeks. Asking for a friend, but do people do things anymore? Message me if you know! K, thx. REGARDLESS, if you think Im trekking to some undisclosed outdoor location that a) does not include alcohol or b) has shitty wifi service then you are sorely mistaken, sir. Ive seen this episode of and it does not end well for the girl that follows a beautiful stranger into an electronic dead zone Central Park.

^Me when someone suggests going outside

2. Extravagant Trips To Europe

Contrary to what would have you believe, first date trips to foreign countries are not actually, like, safe to go on with a stranger. Let me go out on a limb here and say that a person who suggests this type of date is less likely to be The One and more likely to be The One To Sell You Into Sex Slavery. Just saying.  And if youre thinking, like, no one actually suggests things like this in real life then I applaud you because clearly youre doing something right and not going flirting with psychopaths. Cheers! And though Ive never personally been asked to meet someone in Europe for a first date (yet) this did really happen to a friend of mine. I wish I was joking. The scary thing is this friend was actually considering taking British Stranger Danger up on his offer. To which I responded with this:

But dont take my word for it, Im just a girl whos successfully spent 25 years on this earth without being abducted and/or murdered. *screams internally* To be fair this girl did not end up murdered and/or someones sex slave. Shocking, I know. She actually had quite a lovely time, BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. The point is that I stand by my earlier statement about girls ending up dead. If you’ve seen any Liam Neeson movie then you should know that nothing good happens to girls when they travel abroad with strangers or very slutty friends. So just as a rule of thumb, maybe never go abroad to meet someone for the first time, lest your face end up on a milk carton. Just say no, girls. Say no to drugs, say no to unsolicited dick pics, and say no to free Euro tripswords I literally never thought Id speak. I guess theres a first time for everything.

3. A Wedding

If someone asks you to be their date at a wedding, just know that this date will 100 percent end in the guy emotionally masturbating his problems all over you by the end of the night. No normal, emotionally stable human would ask a dead-ass stranger to be his date to a wedding. This isnt senior year formal. You cant just ask some rando in the library to be your date so your ex will get jealous of all your pics. This is a wedding. A sacred moment between two strangers that you do not know because you are just a random person at this wedding. Never forget that. Tbh I barely want to go to people’s weddings whom I actually know and care for, much less a random couples wedding with a guy who def lied about his height in his Bumble bio. Nope. That idea is garbage and so is the human who suggested it. Next.

4. Stoop Invites

What is a stoop invite, you ask? Its when a guy literally asks you to come sit on his stoop. Because this is New York City and no one owns anything its not even his own stoop, its the buildings stoop. So basically he just asked you to come sit on a public slab of concrete with him because he is a cheap motherfucking asshole. Though, I am sure sitting on his stoop is some sort of euphemism for where hed really like you to sit. Vomit. Either way its cheap and creepy and I am not fucking down for that.

Guy: So you, me, my dick stoop… what do you say?

Me:

5. A Dinner Date

You might think Im over exaggerating, which to be fair 99 percent of the time I totally am, but not this time because, people, a dinner date is a trap and you SHOULD NOT FALL FOR IT. It seems innocent enough, maybe even a little romantic because it seems like hes down to spend more money on you than the one half-priced beer from whatevers on tap at happy hour. But drinks can last 15 minutes (depending on how fast you chug) while dinner can last HOURS. I mean, what if you hated this dude by the time the waiter brings out the complimentary bread basket? Are you telling me that in order to indulge in something I love, I have to sit through 90 minutes of some douchebag who only wants to talk about ~in minute detail~ his last deep sea fishing trip with his bros? Tbh Ive done less for free bread sticks. Either way dinner is not a good first date option. Maybe a second or a third date, but it’s def not something I want to sit through with a fucking stranger.

6. An Invitation To Cross State Lines

Ive said it once, Ill say it again, but even my hoe-ass has limitations and I draw a hard line at the New York state border. I have been in many a healthy mature Snapchat relationships since moving to New York that somehow always end in the guy saying, actually Im living in Jersey right now. Like, what do you want me to do here? Take the PATH? New Jersey Transit? That seems like a lot of effort for someone who probs lied about his job title and def used a photo from his senior year frat formal for his profile pic. NOPE. Lifes too uncertain rn and I cant waste my time on this foolishness so its gonna be a no from me. Sorry pal.

Jesus. This is seriously making me want to delete all of my dating apps rn. I want to, but I wont. Because I am a romantic masochist who likes wasting the best years of her life on guys whose best attempt at writing a bio is I call myself Jared, but you can call me tonight

*looks for the gun emoji*

Source: http://allofbeer.com/types-of-first-dates-you-should-never-ever-go-on/

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[lullmetolife]

Gay content

Alright it's been a while since ive posted here. But i just wanna update u (if there is) of the things that have been happening in my life. (I say things like it's a lot haha pero really classes are over and im taking a class ngayon sa diliman so 2 weeks vacation lang) I'd be writing about the experience some time. Maybe after the midyear classes itself? Idk, bit ill def write about it. Anw, what i really want to talk about now is my sexuality. Ive just watched Alex Strangelove and i have to say it really got me to thinking about my sexuality. I know ive already come out to my parents as bisexual. Heck i even came out to my peers in Pampanga as pansexual. Pero the thing, i dont think any of it was true. At the time i was acknowledging that i was not straight, i believed i was thinking "which part of the spectrum should i choose, yung hindi ganoon katindi yung criticism, yung hate, yung judgment?" And so i picked bisexuality and later on pansexuality. I dont know if i was ever that. When was the last time i got attracted to girls? By attracted, i mean... Heck i dont even know how to define attraction. Why dont we start with SOGIE? Sexually, i like guys. I get hard at guys. I jack off to guys. I dont think ive ever get a hard on with a girl? Pussies and boobs disgust me. You know some other time, saying these words would bother me. Hindi ko ko man sabihing "nah you're just going through a phase" (those words mean nothing to me), ang paraan ko para depensahan yung sarili ko from the judgment im inflicting on myself is by telling myself na there will probably a time when id meet the right girl. That someday id get sexually attracted to someone, the right girl. Im close to being 21, and i must say ang tagal nya. But ill have to be honest eh. Maaaring kaya hindi sya darating is because im repulsed by the idea. That it's just really the way i am. And to think na hinihintay ko yung "tamang panahon" is foolish. SO FOOLISH. This is prolly the reason why when im with girls, subconsciously i am thinking of "the possibility". Idk if thats it pero it seems like i cant forge a meaningful relationship with a girl kasi im thinking, "is she the one?" And then id be repulsed and anxious. BECAUSE MY NATURE TELLS ME YOURE NOT IT. It's hard to explain this in words, the feeling i mean. Pero siguro if i acknowledge another sexuality, it wouldnt be so hard anymore. So yea, i think i might be gay. Weirdly, im not feeling so surprised now? Im not as emotional writing this compared to when i wrote the coming out letter to my parents back in 12th grade. Maybe because ive known all along? Maybe because ive gotten strong, emotionally? Maybe because im surrounded with people i know supports me despite it? Sexual orientation= homosexual Gender identity. This is where it gets slippery. Above, honesty is all one need to recognize it (though it might be hard for first timers). Ive always thought of myself as queer (well at least since first year college). Sabi kasi don sa SOGIE talk, when youre not sure or confused maybe youre queer. And it's bound to be like that, to be an umbrella term. And honestly, i still dont know. Maybe im queer. Gender expression. This ones easy. I dress like a straight guy. I talk like a guy (tho I have a natural malamyang voice. I once got mistaken for a woman when i was a kid, when i was talking to a guy over phone.) Oh dear god a memory just emerged. I remember mom giving me the phone, telling me joseph (is it joseph??) is calling. She was very supportive, come to think of it. Anyways, that memory accompanies Taylor Swift's Love Story. Anw, i look like a guy at first look. Well im a guy naman talaga pero i look like a straight one. Pero some things give away. Like the kalamyaan sa pagkilos. Anyways, idk if im gay or just confused or queer. Pero one things for sure, the things i wrote above is as honest as i can get. Am i gay?