#It's worm time baybeeee

[fnafagainstmodernfnaf]

50 MORE CENTS, BAYBEEEE

You dare bet on my misery? Am I but entertainment to you? You are but a mere hammerhead worm shadowed by my presents.

I will have you know that I am rapidly approaching your location. I am in the golden Freddy fazmobile zooming my Freddy Fazballs all the way to your residence to pull a “ballon boy” and sniff out your 50 pennys.

This is the third time I have succumb to your meaningless “bets”. I hope you know that I am but a mere foot away from your window. Look out, what do you see?

Nothing. Nothing is there.

Little did you know I’m not anywhere near your estate, yet you looked out your window. At least, it perked your interest.

Are you scared? You should be. I will squish you between my Freddy Fazballs. One day, I will get my revenge.

-Mod Golden Freddy Fazbear💛🎩

[sapphireclaw]

I posted 5,631 times in 2022

That's 2,832 more posts than 2021!

72 posts created (1%)

5,559 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@emdotcom

@fremblem

@data-sweet-potata

@snippyschnapps

I tagged 2,385 of my posts in 2022

#video - 735 posts

#submas - 640 posts

#mega fav - 174 posts

#danny phantom - 128 posts

#birds - 64 posts

#hlvrai - 51 posts

#wandering spirit au - 47 posts

#ref - 39 posts

#ask - 33 posts

#fma - 33 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#most of my likes these past few years are friends’ personal posts why would i want to make those posts easier for complete strangers to find

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Ingo with giratina: https://youtu.be/ua0scGPctM4

Worm Time. (They’re playing ArticUno)

video

413 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

#4

Distortion Ghost Ingo reuniting with Emmet a month late cause after dicking around for 300 years waiting for the day he got Eebied, his sense of time went to shit.

511 notes - Posted July 19, 2022

#3

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564 notes - Posted July 27, 2022

#2

We’ve all heard of ‘Ingo crashes his own funeral’

I raise you:

Ingo crashes his own MURDER TRIAL!!

He has some CHOICE WORDS to say to whoever had the RIDICULOUS idea that Emmet murdered him, oh boy they better run cause he has an alpha Wyrdeer and he’s not afraid to use it.

Brought to you by: Sapph doesn’t know how to stop starting new fic WIPS.

592 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

SUBMAS BORROWER AU BAYBEEEE. Akari and Rei are orphaned borrower siblings living in Jubilife Village, the central colony of Nimbasa hidden within the subway. A mishap while doing survey work for the Galaxy Team causes the two to be discovered (and adopted) by the Subway Bosses. 

Ingo and Emmet love their tiny kids.

@gt-ridel​ and I are collaborating on a fic for this au!

close ups of Rei and Akari under the cut:

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709 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

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[gallantgautier]

String Theory (April Fools!)

Art by Twitter user @Eleror and used with their permission. Please do not repost. (Also check them out they’re so good and so very kind to let me use their work for this)

It’s a beautiful, sun-kissed morning rare for this time of year. There’s little in the way of warmth from the light that creeps past his curtains, but that suits Sylvain just fine. His home territory is cold, and being as fuzzy as he is, heat is just unbearable.

Wiggling his way out of his too-big bed – can’t be helped, they’re standard issue – Sylvain shuffles around on his wonderfully clean floor – dust in his fur? No thank you – and considers how he’s going to go about his day. Climbing up onto his desk is tricky business, it involves a lot of curling and coiling and wriggling, and then a mighty leap to get his long yet miniscule body up onto it. Again, standard issue, but this one is significantly less forgivable than his bed.

Coiled up comfortable and safe in a clean, empty teacup kept for this exact purpose his head curled over the rim, Sylvain takes stock. He could hang out in one of the gardens, climb a trellis and curl around a flower out of the way of clumsy feet who won’t notice a tiny, fuzzy orange worm on the ground. Maybe he could even hitch a ride in someone’s hood or upon their shoulder! That could be fun. Or, perhaps he could-

Wait.

No.

Frantic, Sylvain squirms his way out of the cup and around his desk, eyes darting this way and that as he searches and searches and searches and- It’s gone! The String of Ruin is missing!

No no no no no! This can’t be real. Who knows what will happen if the String falls into the wrong hands! Sylvain throws himself off his desk, zigzagging his way across the floor to squeeze through the gap under his door. He has to find it! But oh, if only he could move faster, if only someone could help him!

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Hello everyone! And welcome to my very silly April Fools! This is entirely Lily’s fault for suggesting that I could, indeed, actually RP Sylworm, even if it’s only for the day.

So, would you like to participate in some short, semi-rapid-fire threads with Sylworm? Well, now you can! The premise is simple: our dear fuzzy worm seems to have misplaced the String of Ruin, and grave misfortune could befall the people of Fodlan should it fall into the wrong hands; Those Who Silther In The Dark! (heh.)

But, alas, he is a very tiny fuzzy worm (think the size of actual worms on strings) and not only will getting around take a very long time for him, but his mission is fraught with danger! What if he gets stepped on? What if someone thinks he’s fishing bait? What if an owl tries to eat him? What if one of the monastery cats thinks he’s a toy? Won’t someone help him?

If you would like to help One Fuzzy Friend, all you need to do is send me an IC ask telling me how your muse happens upon Sylworm, I’ll answer, and we’ll go from there.

Rules!

- These are intended to be semi rapid fire, you only need a couple of lines of dialogue and a little action. This is only happening for a day after all.

- This is most definitely not canon. I hesitate to call it “Not IC” as, personality wise, Sylworm is as much the same as Sylvain as he can be. (I will, however, be tagging threads as “not IC”) Even though I’ll be writing in as serious a manner as I’m capable of when RPing a worm, this is intended for comedic effect. As this isn’t canon to Toa, no one will be able to reference these happenings in other threads. 

- Due to these interactions not being canon to ToA, threads won’t count for activity/mastery. (Unless the mods say otherwise.) 

- Speaking of activity/mastery, as this is intended to be rapid fire(ish), it’s unlikely that the word count will be high enough for these threads to count anyway.

- Sylworm has no idea of his life as a person. He hasn’t lost his memory, he just thinks it all happened as a worm. (Don’t think about it too much.) He knows who you all are.

- Sylworm has not always been a worm. Be as confused (or not!) as you like! (Really, don’t think about it too much.)

- On account that he is a worm, Sylworm cannot speak. He is, however, very expressive. (Really really don’t think about it.) I’ll always include what he tries to convey in his expressions, it’s entirely at the mun’s discretion how much they understand.

- He can, however, squeak.

- Above all, be creative, and have fun!

- Lastly, for the love of all that’s good in the world, please look at my blog theme. @Eleror was kind enough to allow me to use their art there too and I’m very proud of my amazing terrible photoshop skills!

[smallestclowninthecircus]

Ok yall I'm listening to tma for the first time and im gonna record my thoughts here.

I dont even know if this is worth posting but im going to do it anyways. I listened to episodes 1-40 in 3 days, I believe that's the first season.

ep 1: this is v good so far idk not much to say

ep 2: are all of these gonna have somebody named jon? thats the name of the dude speaking right?

ep 3: design with lines and a square in the middle? gotta be real that just sounds like a spider web. (isnt there an entity or wtvr called The Web? i think?) also are we just gonna brush over whatever thing shoved her into the street bruh

ep 4: the eye! That's a thing I remember seeing posts about

ep 6: worms? Worms!! "This story is concerning" arent they all?? who the heck is Jane prentiss uh oh

ep 7: so I'm guessing this is one of the entities we hear about?

ep 8: fractals feel like a Web thing idk its just vibes. this box sounds like a Web thing too- oop yeah spiders

ep 9: ik the hand with the eye on it is significant cuz i see it in fanart but im not sure what it means.

ep 11: web go brrr

ep 12: eyes!! In ep 4 the poem mentions smth about hearing right? AYO look at me makin connections Jared Keay (keye?) baybeeee. Beholding is a thing!

ep 15: I think theres an entity called The Dark but I'm not sure if im just making that up

ep 17: is it jorgen shitener or wtvr his name is again. IT IS!

ep 16: web time

ep 18: sus smells. Is it Eye time?

ep 19: oh!! this is connected to the other one! woah!

ep 21: this feels a lot like the cave diving one so far. was that a squish noise i heard at the end? worms? doesnt he have worm scars from whatever thing?

ep 22: martin voice reveal!! pogchamp! oh wow ok i knew the worms were gonna be somewhat important but not this important oh boy.

ep 23: oh god please no not the books. is this related to the graveyard thing from mist? jw 1279 (doesnt jw mean jehovah's witness) ffFUC KING KEAY

ep 29: i wonder if gerard keay (as ive learned his name is spelled) is one of those immortal death thingies. he does seem to show up a bunch but somehow i doubt it

ep 30: The Slaughter time? Meat! like the upstairs neighbor one!

ep 31: he mispronounced Appalachia >:( aw hell naw this is some Most Dangerous Game shit. this has The Slaughter vibes

ep 32: Prentiss oh boy. worms go brr. beholding is such a specific word i feel like i have to write it down ever time i hear it. spiders again. I still havent figured out which entity prentiss is related with. "you rob it of it's fear" "i dont know why the hive chose me" Is there an entity called the hive? i wouldnt be surprised but i cant remember hearing about it. Nicholas says worms are related to The Corruption

ep 33: "trying not to think about eachother" sean kelly o no re u gonna die. yeah im with jon on this one theres not rlly any supernatural stuff happening. probably they sacrificed him to keep something ? at bay (heh)

ep 34: i dont have to talk about how weird John Doe is right? v sus. The cracking noise is them giving themselves bones right. Apple? spiders? awww teeth i tried to call it. Teeth like the trash bag episode!

ep 35: passages: as in from a book? please no god not litener tell me it isnt so- GODDAMMIT OH WAIT JARED ITS HIM THAT LITTLE SHIT 13 passages + the one they came from. Weirdly wet, probably covered in blood. Bone! from the book that jared has! that's where he got his fuckner book. pages with web, figure in the darkness (anglerfish) stranger who means him harm, smth abt heat idk lightless flame go brr. eww the wormsss.

ep 36: buzzing? like in Hive? this sounds like a worms thing, perhaps the person who gave the statement got infected, thats why she was washing/ itching her hand? lighter?? hold on jared had one and the guy who got killed by the crime dude had one. spiderweb design go brr web go brr

interesting note cuz i cant remember which episode this came up in. In one of the past episodes tim was talking about some mistakes in the recordings. jon doesnt seem like the type of person to just not care about mistakes. he's gotten obsessed with these recordings like others get obsessed with the web etc

ep 37: They have the table? hmm... is this gonna be some fairy ring stuff. oh boy more burning. iron oh boy fae shit. milk bottle? this all sounds like witch shit i gotta be honest. rain water? yeah this feels like witchy things lol. dont tell me he opened one of the bottles. istg. he messed with some witch's spell jar and now he's cursed. is it a photo of his "predecessor" AYO IT ISS I CALLED IT

ep 38: books at lease we know they wont be involved but they couldve been. how come no one but jon ever calls the design a spiderweb? he has a migrane from the design? (idk if it is a guy but i always use he/him in my head cuz jon does) hopefully that means he wont be influenced? idk. oh dear a person is gonna disappear arent they. is david gonna go missing. is the speaker gonna go missing? spider oh no jon. oh no worms oh fuck

ep 39: oh dear this is quite unfortunate. LMAO he just asked if martin was a ghost im losing my shit. AYY TIM. fucking sasha is gonna get brainwashed by the web istg. I think that's a new voice but i cant tell im not v good at determining different voices. is it prentiss?

ep 40: "my eyes are up here but yknow, theyre not." LMAO how come those worms were slow (tim's statement) sasha sounds off. it's not her for sure. Is it like NotGraham? NotSasha? its funny she (gertrude) has such an ordinary death but that almost just causes more questions. If she didnt die due to a supernatural thing then it's something scarier, a person. (ayy me n jon said like the exact same thing) "they'll have to kill me first" oh god oh fuck foreshadowing