#It's not even that funny
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melodiclune · 3 months ago
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Why are you in the soil. You're a detective. Get back to work. Or maybe go to the Metaverse and cause mayhem idk. Confusion noises
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tearsonmarz · 9 months ago
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Grian needs to stop quoting "I miss you" by Blink 182. I hear it all the time in head and I'll start bursting out laughing
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redstalkingdeath · 10 days ago
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Not me reading a bunch of post-it notes I found of an unfinished fic from 5 years ago and laughing out loud at my own jokes...
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jeennieluv · 11 days ago
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trying to sleep before the most important exam of my life so far and i all i can think of is 별이6개 and i'm laughing a little too hard
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zinziinziiin · 3 months ago
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"who said that" voted funniest thing to say after something unhinged 4th month in a row
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snoos-tattoos · 1 year ago
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The fact that this is a real, unedited screenshot....
From: [XH's Rock The World] Ep.2 (18:51)
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byanyan · 1 year ago
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byan climbing in through your window, holding out their phone like "dude check out this funny tiktok"
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bunnygirl678 · 1 year ago
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I counted and I have 51 open fics omgwhatiswrongwithmejustfinishshitbunny
anyway i opened one and was greeted with quite possibly the funniest line i've ever had Green utter,
“This is a picnic Red, not a tailgate, I did not bring beer.”
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lavenderchameleon · 2 years ago
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The new episode was so good and like emotional and stuff but I literally can't get "it started out with a piss how'd it end up like this" out of my head
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microwave-core · 1 year ago
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I don't know if you're still open with request, and if you're willing to write something like this, but asking doesn't cost anything....
So may I ask a very angsty, reader x cynthia x diantha (or if you're uncomfortable just one of them), where reader is dying after some legendary pokemon&evil teams battle and well, there's no miraculous saving this time and are just their last moments together..?
(sorry I was in the mood)
Ooo how very angsty of you anon. I don't really write poly ships (nothing against them or anything it's just not my thing), so I think I'll go with Diantha since I haven't written anything for her, and also because I have, um, ideas, don't worry about that.
I need to get through my carmine post first because that's been on the backburner for a while, so I'll get to it in due time, just don't let me forget.
Oh, and if you see this anon, did you want fem or gn for dying reader?
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emilnikos · 2 months ago
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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stemmmm · 27 days ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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blakeromanscumdump · 11 months ago
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this is so funny i cant do this anymore
My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing
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amygdalae · 1 year ago
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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catchymemes · 5 months ago
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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