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Okay so I think I've probably managed to keep this out of the main tags... just screaming into the void here...
If you want to hear me being Absolutely Filthy And Weird about the Gom Jabbar test, scroll below the pictures!
This boy was just dragged out of bed, in the middle of the night... no idea wtf is going on, how important it is, how long it's going to take... for the sole purpose of Experiencing The Pain Box. Which I can only imagine is the Worst Pain A Person Could Ever Undergo. All while a person with essentially magic powers who you've never seen in your life threatens to murder you.
That has got to do a number on you, psychologically and physically.
Imagine he was already uncomfortable, pretty full, planning on sneaking off to pee as soon as he's done with whatever weird little talk he's being forced into... and he's faced with This instead.
Not knowing whether acting like anything's wrong would count against his being deemed to be human... and he can't really move much anyway for fear of being stabbed, or use his dominant hand... but wetting himself, giving in to that bodily impulse, doesn't seem very human either does it... but the pain is so bad...
How does he react? How long can he hold out? I feel like no way he's making it out of this dry... just leaks a bit more every time it gets worse until he's absolutely flooding...
(Yes, I am probably ignoring how prana-bindu works. No, I don't care, lol).
#Whump#Omo#Omorashi#Fear Wetting#Gom Jabbar#I dithered about posting this for SO LONG#It's lived rent-free in my brain pretty much ever since I first saw the movie#Share And Enjoy#Or write it#Please#Elderly plot bunny free to a good home
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Bayverse: Treating These Movies with More Dignity than They Deserve or Contain, Because Iām a Goddamned Professional - Part One
TRANSFORMERS (2007) - UNCOMFORTABLE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN TEENAGERS THAT I DIDNāT NEED TO SEE
So.
This is a little different than what I usually do.
Clearly.
God, how did we even get here?
Oh, I remember.
The date was September 17th, 2020, and I was in a stream with nine or ten other people watching the first Bayverse Transformers movie. Why we were watching it doesnāt particularly matter- sometimes you just gotta watch garbage so you can refresh your palate for the good stuff, I suppose. Also, a couple of folks wanted to make goo-goo eyes at Blackoutās rotors.
...Itās not my thing, but Iām glad theyāve got something to make the journey worth taking.
I made some sort of comment about only using my brain for this blogās content, and someone (you know who you are :)) suggested that I take a proper look at the film. Being who I am, I immediately latched onto this idea, despite it being technically outside of what I write about.
And then I quintuple-downed, because winners donāt quit.
Good to know that my BA in Film Production wasnāt a complete waste of time.
Fun fact, I broke my television trying to watch Transformers for this. I think the universe was trying to stop me, by making me perform surgery on electronics, and also aggravating my carpal tunnel.
This movie came out when I was 13, and it was the first Transformers thing I saw after Cybertron. Yes, the anime one. No, not the one thatās objectively terrible.
Anyway.
How did I feel about Transformers when I saw it the first time? Wellā¦ it was okay. I liked the robots. I thought Mikaela was pretty, not that I knew what that meant back then. I watched it a few times, if only because my oldest younger brother kept renting it at Blockbuster. It was fun.
Now Iām older, and wiser, and know feminist theory, so my opinion is less āthis existsā and more āblind, murderous rageā.
Our film opens up with some claptrap about the Cubeā¢, a MacGuffin of ultimate power that allows the Transformers to create worlds in their image and populate them. Which means this is how they reproduce.
It always comes back to baby-making, doesnāt it?
The narration goes on about how the Cubeā¢ is very powerful, and some folks wanted it for good, and others for evil. The criteria for being āgoodā and āevilā isnāt established, and Iām not exactly sure how one would define such a thing, when all the Cubeā¢ does is create life, but, well, weāve only just begun. Maybe weāll get some answers later on.
Haha, I doubt it.
So, the Cubeā¢ is the catalyst for our 4 million year war this continuity, and that sucker was lost in the shuffle a while back. This is a problem, because, again, the Cubeā¢ is how the Transformers reproduce. Now everyoneās in a mad scramble to find the thing so their species doesnāt die out.
Three guesses as to where it ended up, and the first two donāt count.
Smashcut to the shit nobody cares about- the humans. We see an Osprey fly over the Qatar desert, carrying a buttload of American soldiers. We get a taste of some good old-fashioned xenophobia, as several soldiers mock a guy for not speaking English and loving his motherās cooking, going full āfunny haha gibberish languageā on him. Weāre two and a half minutes into the film, and I already want to stab something.
Ed Sheeran breaks into the conversation, I guess because he was feeling left out, revealing that he is the New Yorker stereotype of the film, for some reason. The fellas ask their captain, Lennox, what heās looking forward to most about getting home from their tour, and he reveals himself to be a family man. While heās been away, his wife had a baby, who he hasnāt so much as held yet. His men respond by mocking him.
For loving his child.
Weāre three minutes into the film, and the toxic masculinity might actually make me have an aneurysm.
The Ospreys land, the lads disembark, and we get a snapshot of what downtime during deployment looks like to Bay. There are a lot of kiddie swimming pools involved. Two men play basketball. We watch multiple men take outdoor showers. A young Qatari boy brings Lennox a camelback water pack with a smile on his face. This lets me know that heās a prop and not a character in this film. I canāt wait to see how many horrors heāll be put through to simulate pathos.
We get a shot of a helicopter flying over the desert, one that the US military doesnāt recognize as their own. They send a couple of planes to check it out, and said planes get their shop wrecked. The helicopter is revealed to be the same ācopter that was shot down several months prior. Thatāsā¦ not good. Ghost helicopter?
No. Not at all, actually.
Lennox gets on a video chat with his wife and daughter, who is wearing one of the most ridiculous baby outfits Iāve seen in a hot minute. And I used to work in childcare, so Iāve seen a good amount of those. The writing implies that normal bodily functions are unladylike and therefore undesirableā¦ in an infantā¦ and thatās when all hell breaks loose, thankfully saving me from more of Bay trying to make me give a shit about these characters.
The helicopter lands, we get a shot of the mustachioed pilot, who glitches (gasp), and the line āhave your crew step out or we will kill youā is uttered. Not even trying to hide the nationalism, are you?
This film hit theaters in 2007, when the xenophobia from 9/11 was still heavy in the air of the general populace, so things like this were more tolerated, and in fact approved of. Of course, itās not like America has really improved on that subject, or ever really had a point where we werenāt terrible about it, since we live in a world where the military-entertainment complex exists.
See, the Department of Defense and a good chunk of American entertainment industries have a little deal going, and have for the last few decades, and it goes like this: The DoD will allow the use of their vehicles, personnel, and bases, or the likenesses of such, for free, in exchange for their operations being shown in a positive/morally justified light. This is why you never see the armed forces portrayed in a way that makes them out as anything less than heroes- nobody would be able to afford the sets/likenesses without the DoDās aid. This is also why you see straight-up advertisements for the military branches on televison, in cinemas, and online, and why both the Army and Navy have flirted with having Twitch channels.
Itās all a ploy to get you to join the military, kids. Itās propaganda.
But enough about that, itās time for our first transformation sequence!
We get a lot of moving parts with this, since itās realistic CGI in a live-action movie, and it still holds up. Itās hard to tell whatās actually happening, but it, if nothing else, feels alien, surreal, and horrific to behold. They even included the original sound effect in the cacophony, which is nice.
Our ghost helicopter reveals itself to be a Transformer, not that we get that terminology at any point in this film. This specifically is Blackout, a Decepticon. The soldiers start firing on him the moment he starts transforming, then are surprised when the thing they started shooting with several guns retaliates. This is the point where everything ever in this military base explodes, brilliantly and repeatedly, because it wouldnāt be a Bay film without it. Thereās a lot of shouting and bright lights, and Iām positively certain that a great deal of people died during this fight.
Itās just a shame that I donāt care.
Blackout rips the top off of a building like itās a tin of anchovies, and then snags all the hard drives he can, downloading everything. This is a problem, but it seems like nobody was prepared for a giant alien robot hack-attack, because in order to shut down the power to the servers, you need to be able to unlock the breaker box, and no one seems to have the key. They solve the problem with a fire ax.
Lennox is leading the Qatari boy through the base towards safety. I should mention that itās night now, and several hours seem to have passed since the Ospreys landed, so I donāt know why this kid is still here. Heās got, like, a house and family to go home to.
We get some more tank-throwing action, Sergeant Epps almost gets flattened under Blackoutās foot, then the movie decides itās going to try to make things more interesting by having each shot cut flash, for whatever reason.
Someone shoots Blackout with a rocket launcher, I think, and this is the point where he throws his tiny little man off his back to go do his job. Yes, Blackoutās got a baby, and that baby is Scorponok, his symbiotic pal who likes to dig into the ground and be a sneaky little bastard.
Blackout blows up a ton more military equipment and personnel, and then itās time for another smashcut.
Now weāre in high school, just like all those dreams Iāve had where Iāve forgotten my homework. This is where we meet Sam Witwicky, our main character, and also the stand-in for our target demographic. Heās insufferable, and I donāt like him. Mikaela Banes, our love interest, is also present in this scene, but we donāt get to know about her character for, like, another 20 minutes, because who gives a shit about women, right? Theyāre just props, right?
Right???
RIGHT??????????
RIGH-
Sam is presenting on his great-great-grandfather, Archibald Witwicky, for his family genealogy report, in front of a class containing maybe three actors who are age appropriate.
I know child labor laws are a good thing, and that hiring adults to play teenagers is just the lay of the land, but I swear some of these students look like theyāre old enough to be on their second mortgage and third kid.
Anyway.
Archibald Witwicky was an explorer, one of the first to traverse the Arctic circle, and apparently his crew was made up of folks from 2007, because I swear the clothing for a few of these dudes isnāt period-appropriate. We get a seamen joke, because of course we do, and a sextant joke, because of course we do. Sam is also hawking all this crap heās brought in for the presentation, because he is a little bastard who has no idea what his peers would want to buy, or really how to relate to them at all. Heās selling these āpricelessā artifacts so he can get a car. Mikaela finds this charming, for some fucking reason. Also, her boyfriend is weirdly stroking her shoulder blade with his knuckles the whole time this is happening, and I hate it.
Archibald Witwicky went mad after his expedition, talking about an āice manā so often that his family ended up locking him in a mental asylum, likely to be forgotten about. Which is sad. But we wonāt be getting into the medical mistreatment of the mentally ill in Bayverse, now will we? Thatās just Too Deepā¢.
Samās teacher didnāt very much appreciate having his class be turned into an episode of Antiques Roadshow, but still gives Sam an āAā on the project, despite it being a very poor report that lasted all of two minutes. I suspect the teacher has tenure, and therefore no longer gives a shit about academic integrity. This āAā means that Samās father will buy him a car.
Which is nice, I suppose, if I gave a damn.
Samās father, Ron, picks up his son in a car he probably bought at the crux of his midlife crisis, in a green that reminds me of a school gymnasium floor, then plays a prank on his child by pretending to pull into the Porsche dealership. Sam isnāt getting a Porsche, which is good, because he doesnāt deserve one. As Sam gripes to his father, a yellow Camaro drives by oh so conspicuously. Wonder whatās up with that.
Instead of the Porshe dealership, they head over to the used car lot, which is being run by Bobby Bolivia, who spends his time yelling at his employees and wanting to murder his mother. Sam is incredibly ungrateful about the fact that his dad is helping him get a car, even though itās his FIRST car, and nobody gets a nice one the first go around. Or, at least, they shouldnāt, given the statistics about accidents with young drivers.
āNo sacrifice, no victoryā is uttered by Ron, which is the family motto, or so he claims. Archibald Witwicky said the same thing when he had multiple people dying trying to get to the Arctic Circle, so thereās precedence for the phrase, but weāll see how it holds up throughout the film.
Bobby Bolivia shows Sam and Ron the cars he has for sale, and Sam is immediately drawn to the yellow Camaro in the lot, though thereās a small problem- itās too expensive for what he and his father agreed to. Also, nobody knows where the hell it came from, so paperwork might be an issue. When Bobby tries to show Sam the yellow Beetle they have right down the line, everything explodes, because this is a Bay film, and fuck the original material this movie was based on. Bobby lets them have the Camaro for a lower price, suddenly fearful of whatever strange powers have just visited his place of business. āThe car picks the driverā is suddenly more than a bullshit line to spout off in order to sell cars, and Iām certain thatās shaken the poor man.
Over in Washington, D.C., the Secretary of Defense prepares to address just what the hell happened in Qatar, lamenting on how young the audience heās going to be speaking to is. In particular, heās referring to the two dweebs and the hot chick sitting in one of the rows. All the women in this movie who arenāt someoneās mom are made up to be very pretty. And not even in a realistic way. But weāll get to that in a bit.
So, the military network was hacked. Thatās bad. Nobody knows who did it. Thatās also bad. The only lead the US has is a soundbite, which is the signal that hacked the network.
Everyone here at the briefing is going to be helping to figure this mess out. This is great, if you like looking at Rachael Taylor for a few seconds at a time, and can compartmentalize hard enough to make that worth the effort of watching this godforsaken film.
Back at the Witwicky household, we meet Mojo, a chihuahua with a cast that doesnāt seem like itās actually doing anything. I wish he was the main character instead of Sam.
Sam arrives home from the dealership, and says āalright, Mojo, Iāve got the car. Now I need the girl.ā
As if ownership of a person is something to aspire to.
As if women are property to be owned.
As if women arenāt people, but rather commodities.
Weāre 17.5 minutes into this film.
Weāre introduced to Judy, Samās mother. Sheās shrill, and annoying. This is by design, because none of the women in this film are actually people, but rather archetypes to bounce off of the male characters.
Sam and his father have a moment of what some might consider banter, then Sam gets huffy with his mom over gender roles for the dog. I, for one, think Mojo looks positively dashing in his bedazzled collar, and to hell with whatever Sam says to the contrary.
Sam drives off to go be a misogynist, with the promise to be back by 11PM.
Over in Qatar, the soldiers and that little boy are running from the attack on their base, as Lennoxās wife watches a public announcement on the matter back at home. The Secretary of Defense lets us know that weāre at DEFCON Delta at this point. Lennox Jr. cries, and all I can think about is how they probably pinched that baby to make that happen. They pinched a baby for Transformers (2007).
The soldiers in Qatar talk about shit they have no idea about, Sergeant Epps going on about somehow having been able to see a forcefield around Blackout through his super special binoculars. I donāt know how, or why, he knows this. I donāt know anything anymore.
Ed Sheeran has his doubts about this whole thing, and Lennox is also present in the scene, because I guess heās important. Through a bit of dramatic irony, Fig- the guy everyone was making fun of for being bilingual at the start of the film- says that this probably isnāt over, as the shape of Scorponok shifts through the sand just beyond them.
Epps is having a minor crisis over the fact that Blackout saw him, but we donāt have time for that, because weāve got to get to cover. The lads decide to head to the little Qatari boyās house. Again, I wonder why he was at the base at all, considering that it seems like theyāve been traveling for a good portion of the day.
Back with Sam, heās picked up his friend Miles, and together theyāre going to a lake party. Are they invited to this party? Yes, but also no. Itās public property though, so it should be fine. As they park, Sam notices that Mikaela is here, which is great for him.
Mikaelaās boyfriend, Trent- whose name I had to look up- is a massive tool, and starts pestering the two boys for daring to exist in his airspace. Miles climbs a tree. Iām glad heās having fun, at least. Sam makes a joke at the expense of people with brain injuries, and this for some reason? Warrants a shot of Mikaela making the blank āpretty girlā face? In response?
Mikaela saves Sam from becoming a wet stain on the grass, which is very kind of her, and more than Sam really deserves. Trent, his boys, and Mikaela start to head off for another party, to get away from Sam and his tree-loving friend. Mikaela offers to drive, and Trent says that she canāt handle his truck, because sheās a ~girl~. This causes Mikaela to ditch him, and start walking home.
The script knows enough about misogyny to know that this would be a nice ātake thatā. Michael Bay, however, likely fails to see why everything he did with said script involving this character is a goddamned problem.
Because Mikaela, bless her heart, has a lot of problems.
Letās start with the outfit: a croptop, a jean skirt that BARELY covers her ass, and a pair of wedge heels that are at least four inches tall. On a character that is, at oldest, freshly 18.
Look, Iām all about self-expression and the freedom to choose how you dress for yourself and yourself alone, but this clearly isnāt that. This is a character, not a person, whose wardrobe was designed for the straight male gaze. Sheās wearing fucking STRAP HEELS to the lake. This is about oogling. This is about reducing a whole-ass person to the same status as a piece of meat. In fact, who was on wardrobe for this? Iād like to have a few words with-
A woman? Okay, well, what else has she worked on?
You canāt be fucking serious.
ANYWAY.
Miles just called Mikaela an āevil jock concubine.ā I donāt like Miles anymore.
As Mikaela walks down the road, strutting hard enough that Iāve got sympathy pains in my hips, the radio in the Camaro turns on, playing āDriveā by the Cars, and giving Sam a hell of an idea; heās gonna drive Mikaela home, so she doesnāt have to walk the 10 miles to her house. Why he knows how far she lives from the lake isnāt addressed.
Sam kicks Miles out of the car and goes to give Mikaela a ride, which she accepts after a bit of self-deliberation, and also him making an ass of himself. The shot here is framed with Sam like heās a normal-ass person, and Mikaela from her breasts to the top of her waist. Because of COURSE it is.
She hops in the car and then goes off about her taste in hot guys. Which is weird, and out of left field. Sam is about as confused as I am, then continues to make a fool of himself. This is his nature as a person. Mikaela has no idea who Sam is, even though theyāve gone to the same school for the last 10 years and have multiple classes together. And the fact that she was staring him down all through his genealogy presentation. And at the lake.
This movie isnāt very well thought out, I feel.
Itās at this point the the Camaro turns the key on itself and starts to sputter out and die, as āSexual Healingā by Marvin Gaye pops on the radio.
I donāt like how this car is trying to get Sam laid.
I donāt like how this car is trying to get Sam laid with a girl who didnāt even know his name five minutes ago.
I donāt like how this car knows what sex is.
The Camaro breaks down on a cliff, and Mikaela hops out to work on the engine, and also to get the hell away from Samās sputtering.
As Mikaela admires the sweet engine in this Camaro, showing off her knowledge of cars, we get several shots of her from her breasts to her thighs, while Sam is treated like an actual person. Donāt bother trying to play it off as an artistic choice, Bay, this is blatant horndogging. This adds to NOTHING, other than my ire.
Sam says more stupid shit, and Mikaela, who must be the nicest fucking person in the world, just tells him to fire up the engine so she can try to sort out the problem. Then he asks why she goes for jackasses like Trent, and she decides that sheās hit her limit for today, opting to walk the rest of the way home. Good on you, Mikaela. Donāt take Samās bullshit.
Sam, realizing that heās put his foot in his mouth for the 80th time today, pleads with his Camaro to do him a solid and work, and this actually works out for him. Great. Sam, victorious, once again offers Mikaela a ride, which she, once again, takes.
He drops her off without further incident, and she thanks him for listening. Even though they didnāt really talk that much. I dunno, maybe they had a super deep conversation offscreen. Mikaela asks Sam if he thinks sheās shallow, because clearly all women need approval from the men around them, and Sam says that thereās more to her than meets the eye.
Which made me groan aloud.
Anyway, she gets inside without a problem, and Sam professes his love for his new Camaro for allowing him to talk to a girl. Or at least talk at her.
Back in Washington, D.C., at the Pentagon National Military Command Center, weāre making weirdly racist calls on who hacked the military.
Up with Air Force One, a conspicuous boombox transforms into a robot, and then runs off to hack shit. The President of the United States requests some snack cakes. A flight attendant goes down to storage to retrieve said snack cakes, and finds that boombox in the elevator with her. Considering this is Air Force One, youād perhaps expect her to immediately be suspicious of such a thing, but this is Bayverse, and we donāt think here.
The flight attendant brings the boombox down with her and places it on the counter as she goes to get the presidential snack cakes. The boombox immediately disappears. Now, youād perhaps expect her to immediately be suspicious of such a thing, but this is Bayverse-
The flight attendant opens up the snack cake package, for some reason, and drops the cake on the floor. She then proceeds to eat it, and then act shocked when it tastes like floor. Thereās a robot in her fucking line of sight, and youād perhaps expect her to immediately be suspicious of such a thing-
She leaves to go feed the President floor cakes, and our little robot friend gets to work stealing government secrets. He, if nothing else, looks pretty cool doing it. Heās a very pointy lad.
Back at the Pentagon, Maddie- Rachael Taylorās character- can hear the hacking. This sends everyone into a panic, because, well, that shouldnāt be happening. The hacking noise is a direct match to the one from Qatar, so thatās obviously a problem.
Back on Air Force One, our little robot friend is looking for āProject Icemanā, which he very quickly finds, and downloads everything theyāve got on it, and also plants a virus. The process seems to beā¦ doing things to him. Itās weird. This movie is weird.
The Pentagon cuts all the system hardlines, stopping the process, but itās too late- he got what he wanted, just about. Two security personnel come into the room, and the robot kills them both with some spinning blade disc nonsense. Air Force One is forced to land for the safety of everyone on-board. More security detail comes in to deal with the little bastard, but he transforms into a boombox and sits on a shelf to avoid suspicion. Now, youād perhaps expect-
With the plane grounded, our robot is able to walk his little ass over to a cop car. And when I say walk, I do mean walk; this fucker is in multiple folksā line of sight and nobody notices a thing. When he enters the car, heās greeted by the mustachioed driver- the same driver who was operating the helicopter at the beginning of the film. This mustache man is a holographic avatar, one thatās being used by all the Decepticons.
We get our first real taste of Cybertronian language, as our robot- itās Frenzy, his name is Frenzy- lets everyone know that heās found a clue to the location of the AllSpark, and, through the power of the internet, knows where to find the guy whoās gonna give them what they need.
Three guesses to who it is, and the first two donāt count.
Back at the Witwicky household, Samās car does a runner in the middle of the night. Sam, horrified that his property is being stolen, pursues on a bike, screaming at his dad to call the cops. Sam also calls the cops, as he tears through the neighborhood.
The Camaro breaks into an abandoned building, Sam follows, and we finally get a shot of our audience appeal character. Sam watches in disbelief as a giant yellow space robot shines a beacon into the sky, then makes a video on his flip phone recording the experience. He apologizes to his parents for owning pornographic magazines, and goes to face his probable demise.
However, death does not come from above, instead manifesting itself as two of the strongest junkyard dogs in the known universe, who break their brick-inlaid chains to get at this little dip of a man. Sam is chased through the yard, climbing on top of a couple precarious oil drums, even though thereās a ladder, like, right there. The Camaro rolls in, scaring off the dogs, and Sam bolts, throwing the keys to his ride at his ride. When he gets outside, the cops have arrived, and immediately arrest him.
Back with the US government, the Secretary of State is having a conversation about all the bullshit that just went down with Air Force One. He and his fellow cishet old white men discuss their options, until Maddie comes in to set them straight on some of the facts. They act all indignant about it, because women canāt be smart, right?
Right???
RIGHT??????????
RIGH-
Anyway, we get a weird little deflection of Maddieās role in everything, because a woman is nothing without the men around her, then she brings up the point that the bullshit that happened on Air Force One went down in just a few seconds, which isnāt something that anyone can actually do. She brings up quantum mechanics, which everyone blows off as nonsense- not that I wouldnāt as well- and theorizes on a DNA-based computer, which is technically a thing, if not trapped in the realm of speculation. Itās at this point that the Secretary of Defense tells her to come back when she can back these wild claims up, and isnāt just clearly spitballing.
And then he snaps his fingers at her, and any point he might have had leaves my brain so I have more room for being enraged.
Back with Sam, weāre at the police station talking to the cops. His dad is here, and Sam is trying to explain that his car is a dude. Even though he took at a video (one that was likely crap, given how quickly he spun his phone around to show off what he was seeing) the cops, understandably, donāt believe him. Then one of them, not so understandably, startsā¦ threatening Sam? With his sidearm? And daring him to try something? This isnāt any sort of statement on the corruption of American law enforcement, itās just bizarre.
Back in Qatar, our soldier buddies have found a telephone line, and are going to try to use it to get in contact with the rest of the world. Itās just too bad that Scorponokās decided to make an entrance, and knock said telephone line the hell down. Ed Sheeran has next to no reaction to this, despite it happening maybe ten feet behind him. Fig speaks Spanish, and Ed Sheeran makes a point to be an asshole about it.
Scorponok is about to stab Lennox with his very pointy tail, when Epps notices- finally, someone with peripheral vision- and starts shooting. Then everyone starts shooting, kicking up enough sand to blind themselves, as Scorponok scuttles away, buries himself, then reappears behind Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran does not survive this experience.
The others bolt, not wanting the same to happen to them, and for the fourth time I wonder just why the hell this young boy was at the base in the first place.
Off in the distance, the community of a nearby town wonders just what the shit is going on out in the desert. Our soldiers run into the town, and everyone gets their guns and start firing on Scorponok, who retaliates, because why the hell wouldnāt he?
Lennox demands that the young boy take him to his father, and proceeds to borrow his phone. As shit goes down outside, we have a sort-of gag where Lennox is trying to contact the Pentagon, while a telemarketer tries to get him to buy a phone package. In order for this call to go through, heās going to need a credit card. This is where the well-known āpocketā scene comes from, as Lennox searches Eppsā pants for his wallet as he fires on Scorponok. Itās probably the best-written thing in this whole film.
With the credit card acquired, Lennox finally gets through to the Pentagon, and tosses Epps the phone so he can talk. Maybe heās got anxiety about speaking on the phone, I dunno.
Scorponok shows off his disregard for historical architecture, blowing up several buildings, and the US government just watches this all go down. One of the actors in this scene looks like my dad, and it trips me up every time heās on screen. Anyway, now the Pentagon knows about the giant space robots running around in Qatar. They send over some air support about it. All this manages to do is piss Scorponok off.
So they try it again.
This time it works, sort of.
At the very least, heās left now.
Tail fell off, though.
Also, Figās been grievously wounded. The others, for once, donāt make fun of his native language while they help him hold his blood inside his body.
Back at the Pentagon, Maddieās looking to prove that the bullshit thatās been going on is of the sci-fi variety, and in order to do that, sheās going to need a little outside help. She takes the information from the Pentagon, slaps it into an SD card, hides that shit in her blush compact, and then runs out the door to Glenn Whitmannās house. Or, rather, his grandmaās house.
Glenn is a hacker, and shouldnāt be seeing anything that Maddieās brought him, but everyone knows that confidentiality is for nerds, so whatever.
Back at the Pentagon, Maddieās immediately been caught. Itās almost like slapping the military network onto an SD card maybe wasnāt such a hot idea. But what do I know?
Glenn takes a look at the soundbite and figures out that thereās a code embedded in the thing in about two seconds. Good to know our tax dollars are being well-spent on the US military, that some dude in his jammies can figure this shit out faster than a whole team of analysts. They figure out that āProject Icemanā is involved with this somehow, and also the existence of Sector Seven. Itās at this point that the FBI busts in. Good. I kind of want Maddie to go to jail for this, because she was about as stupid as she could be handling the situation.
Glennās cousin goes through a closed glass door- donāt worry, itās tempered- and thereās a weird cut before that exact same shot continues, and heās tackled into the pool. There was no reason for that to have happened, but here we are.
Back with Sam, weāre treated to him in his boxers, shooting basketballs in his room. He goes into the kitchen, where Mojo is standing on a stool. Itās a very tall stool, the sort you sit on, and heās justā¦ there. I donāt know how he got there. Thereās no one else in the room besides Sam, and I know he didnāt put him there.
Clearly this must mean Mojo is God, and being on that stool is his divine will. I will be approaching the rest of the franchise with this in mind, because itās clearly the only answer.
Our merciful Lord Mojo jumps up on the kitchen counter and begins growling at something through the window. Sam looks outā¦ the opposite windowā¦ to find that his Camaro has returned to him, and is less than thrilled about it, to put it lightly. He drops a jug of milk- luckily it was mostly empty, given the sound it makes when it hits the floor- and gives his buddy Miles a call. You remember Miles, donāt you? If you donāt, itās fine, because he reestablishes his quirkiness with a single shot, as he sits in a swimsuit and bathes his huge-ass dog in a kiddie pool, and answers the phone with a headset he just happened to be wearing. He must get a lot of calls during Dog Washing Hours.āØ
After giving us one of the most intense voice cracks Iāve ever heard, Sam books it out of his house, hopping on a bike to escape his murderous Camaro. Heās not seen the thing commit any murders, mind you, but he seems pretty convinced that it would do the job, given half a chance. Also, this isnāt the bike he rode the night before; that one is likely being chewed on by those strong-ass junkyard dogs. No, for some reason, the Witwickys have a pastel pink girlās bike, with the fun little handle tassels and the basket and everything. As far as I can tell, Sam is an only child, and if you think Bayās going to allow for a teenage boy to have the vulnerability to own a pink bike, youāve not been paying attention for the last 48.5 minutes.
The Camaro gives chase, rolling after Sam on his bike at a brisk 7 MPH down the frigginā sidewalk, one of the only scenes in this travesty of a film to actually get me to crack a smile. Sam races through town until city planning puts a stop to him, through the magic of using chunks of cement to decorate the mulch around their trees. He crashes his bike, faceplants into the concrete in front of Mikaela, and promptly dies, thus ending the film.
No, he doesnāt die. I just told a fib. Iām sorry.
Instead, he does a flip and lands on his back, likely receiving a concussion, in front of Mikaela and her friends. Her friends laugh, because everyone hates Sam, as they should, and Mikaela says that what he just did was āreally awesome.ā Donāt try to be nice, Mikaela, this is Sam weāre talking about; you could stick the dude in the freezer overnight and he still wouldnāt be even remotely cool.
Sam gets back to the whole ārunning away from a carā deal, and Mikaela decides that this is the sort of thing sheād like to do with her day, so she ditches her friends in the middle of their scheduled Burger Kingā¢ time to go see what the hell Samās on about.
As Sam is chased by the Camaro who is being chased by Mikaela on her motorized scooter, a cop becomes involved, tearing through the streets to join this ridiculous game of tag. Now, weāve seen two different flavor of cop so far- the mustachioed avatar cop car that picked up Frenzy from the airport, and the dude who threatened a teenage boy with a gun after accusing him of being under the influence of drugs. Either way, I donāt think this is going to turn out well for Sam.
Samās cornered himself under one of those really wide bridges where people can park their cars, which wasnāt terribly smart, but itās Sam, so this is about par for the course. The Camaro manages to miss him, but the cop car does not. Sam is actually pretty cool with the cops being here, as if they could do anything about āSatanās Camaro.ā I guess he didnāt see the decal on the side of this car that says āto punish and enslaveā¦ā
Sam attempts to approach the car for help, and gets clotheslined by a car door for his troubles. He hits his head on the pavement, certainly exasperating the brain injury he received not ten minutes ago. Still, he continues to try to talk to the holographic avatar through the windshield, revealing that the bike heās been riding is his motherās. Mystery solved, I suppose.
The cop car doesnāt much appreciate being slapped on the hood, and begins to rev violently at Sam, threatening to run him over several times. Then it explodes into being a robot. Sam, whoās seen a lot of really weird shit in the last 24 hours, nopes out of the situation. Itās at this point that I realize heās wearing a shirt for the band the Strokes. I donāt know why that stuck out to me, but it did. Guess my brain needed something to latch onto during all this.
Sam is running as fast as his little legs allow, as our newest robot friend takes up a leisurely jog to keep pace. Then he kicks Sam. He kicks Samās body like the football. This, of course, instantly turns Sam into a bag of jelly and kills him, thus ending the film.
No, he doesnāt die. I just told another fib. Iām sorry.
Sam somehow survives being punted by a giant metal leg and lands in the windshield of a car that doesnāt turn into a robot. Then he gets yelled at by the cop car. This is Barricade, a member of the Decepticons, and Samās got something he wants. Or, should I say āLadiesMan217ā has something he wants.
LadiesMan217 is Samās Ebay username. This is both stupid because no teenage boy existing beyond the year 1985 would have ever called himself that, and also because itās just stupid.
Barricade wants the glasses Sam presented for his genealogy report, and he wants them NOW. Seeing as the thing he wants is for sale, and nobody had been bidding on it, one would wonder why Barricade and his associates didnāt just try to purchase them like upstanding citizens. Perhaps Decepticons donāt understand the concept of money, or perhaps they donāt have a stable address to have the glasses shipped to. Or perhaps nobody considered that angle when the script was being put together. Who can say?
Sam gets back to running away from Barricade, we see where Mikaela got to, and the two of them collide. Sam rips Mikaela off of her scooter, and they both fall to the ground. Mikaela, who did not buckle the clasp on her helmet, asks Sam what his fucking problem is. Then his problem shows up, and they take a very long time to get up so they can run. So long, in fact, that the Camaro has to swing in to save them. After much pleading from Sam, Mikaela gets inside Satanās Camaro, and the two of them are whisked away to safety. Barricade pursues, and then the butt rock starts.
Thereās a lot of screaming and yelling, the Camaro busts through a window and several shelves in an abandoned building, thereās some drifting, and then suddenly itās nighttime. Barricade somehow got in front of the Camaro, and is circling like a shark. The Camaro locks the two teenagers inside itself, though I suppose they could climb out through the still-open windows if they really wanted to. The Camaro cuts the engine off, then cuts it back on and bolts for the exit, and this somehow tricks Barricade long enough for them to get past.
The Camaro dumps Mikaela and Sam out one of the doors and then transforms into that yellow space robot we saw a bit ago. Itās Bumblebee! Nearly an hour in, and we finally get a proper look at the little bastard. I guess thatās what happens when you spend the first 20-something minutes on being xenophobic and appealing to the focus groups that think itās fine sexualize high schoolers.
Bumblebee- no, heās not introduced himself yet, but I just canāt keep calling him āthe Camaroā anymore- comes out of his transformation ready to square the fuck up. Barricade throws himself at Bumblebee, they roll around on the ground for a bit, then things start sparking and exploding, because this is a Michael Bay film. Frenzy jumps out and starts chasing down Mikaela and Sam, while Bumblebee and Barricade murder death punch each other. Frenzy manages to grab Sam by the ankles, drag him to the ground, and rip his pants off. Not sure how that happened, considering heās still got his shoes on.
While Samās busy being chased by a sentient pile of safety pins, Mikaelaās taken it upon herself to be proactive about her survival, and is raiding a nearby building for power tools. She sprints out holding an electric jig saw and saves Sam by decapitating Frenzy. If you know anything about Transformers, then you know this doesnāt actually kill Frenzy, but good on her for being a badass. Why couldnāt Mikaela be our main character again? Oh, right, because sheās a ~girl~.
Sam punts Frenzyās head, like, 50 yards, which seems like something he shouldnāt be able to do, given that heās a massive weenie, but there you are. With that out of the way, Sam takes Mikaelaās hand and they run off to go watch the giant robot fight. The bottom of Frenzyās head turns into a spider and he crawls his way over to Mikaelaās purse. Heās gonna steal her gum, the fiend!
Mikaela and Sam have, unfortunately, missed the giant robot fight, which means that we, as the audience, have also missed the giant robot fight. Which is unbelievably stupid, seeing as everyone who has ever watched this movie came for the GIANT GODDAMN ROBOTS.
Mikaela asks just who the hell the yellow robot is, I guess because sheās finally had a second to process what the hellās going on. Sam claims that heās a super-advanced robot, āprobably from Japan.ā Whether or not this is a reference to the Japanese origins of the original toy line isnāt clear, though somehow I think itās more xenophobia. Sam also makes the claim that if Bumblebee had intended to hurt them, he would have done it by now. This is quite the jump from a few hours ago, when he was calling the poor guy āSatanās Camaro.ā
Sam finally, finally asks Bumblebee what his deal is, and we get our first taste of the Bayverse Bumblebee Gimmick. The Gimmick here is that, due to an injury to his vocal processing, Bumblebee cannot communicate through traditional means, i.e. speech. Because of this, he instead strings together sentences by flicking through the radio frequencies and choosing key words. This can lead to some interesting audio design, like describing his fellow Autobots to ārain down like visitors form heaven, Hallelujah!ā because a radio sermon fit what he was trying to say best.
This gimmick is one that has been used in other pieces of Transformers media, at least in part. Bumblebee is unable to speak traditionally in Transformers: Prime, and instead communicates in beeps and clicks that his teammates can understand, but not so much the humans, save for Raf. In Bumblebee (2018), the idea was used whole-cloth, with the injury resulting in his inability to speak happening on-camera within the first 10 minutes of the movie, and the idea of āexpressing oneself through musicā being introduced by his human companion Charlie Watson.
All in all, I rather like the idea going on here; itās an interesting part of his character that opens up for a lot of interesting and creative moments.
Itās just too bad it was introduced in fucking Bayverse.
But yeah, anyway, the other Autobots are coming to Earth. Shitās gonna be lit.
Bumblebee turns back into a Camaro, and Sam uses the power of FOMO to get Mikaela to go in the car with him. We get a shot of Barricade fucking dying on the side of the road. Frenzy murders Mikaelaās phone, and then steals its identity, including the little bejeweled heart stickers. Good thing Mikaela remembered to go get her purse, otherwise he probably would have felt very silly doing that.
Mikaela refuses to sit in the driverās seat, seeing as she now knows Samās car is sentient, and sort of feels weird about this whole thing. Sam suggests that she sit in his lap instead, as the camera angles to give us a peek at the cup of Mikaelaās bra. When asked why the hell she should do such a thing, Sam says itās a concern about her safety, given that the middle console of the car does not have a seatbelt. Sam either fails to recognize that seatbelts going over two layered bodies wonāt save either of them in the event of a crash, or heās just trying to make an excuse to have a pretty girl in his lap.
Given what movie this is, Iām going to guess itās the latter.
Mikaela has a similar line of thought, but scoots over anyway, saying that the seatbelt line was a āsmooth moveā. It wasnāt, but if I picked apart every single bad line Sam had in this film, Iād be here all day.
Mikaela questions Bumblebeeās taste in alt-mode, which offends him to the point of dumping both her and Sam out in the street and driving away. He returns, moments later, as a sleek new Camaro, that Iām sure some car aficionados would call āsexy.ā
Bumblebeeās alt-mode is a 2009 Chevrolet Camaro, of which there were none during the time of filming. It was put together for this movie in roughly five weeks. Sam is blown away by the fact that he now owns a car that does not currently exist in his universe. Mikaela is impressed, or at least she would be, if women were allowed to show that emotion in a non-horny way in a Bay film.
Judy doesnāt count.
As Bumblebee breaks into yet another restricted area, we get a shot of the Earth from orbit, as several objects rocket towards the planet. Sam and Mikaela watch the Autobots burn up in the atmosphere, and Mikaela tries to hold Samās hand as they do, and itās at this point that I have to address how much I hate these twoās dynamic.
I donāt give a single solitary shit about this romance, because A) itās poorly written, B) Mikaela could do infinitely better than Sam, C) I dislike Sam so very much, D) Mikaela, who is a way more interesting character, got placed on frigginā love interest duty because ~girl~, and E) itās useless padding to try and make me care about whatās happening here, and I just DONāT. I do NOT care about whether these two get together or not.
We see the Autobots crash-land, three out of four of them causing massive amounts of property damage and possibly killing at least one person. Their stasis pods crack open, and they each climb out, completely naked and in desperate need of clothing to hide their shame. With a quick scan of nearby vehicles, theyāre once again decent to be seen in public.
Bumblebee drives the kids out to what I can only assume is the warehouse district he sent that beacon out in, as our collection of good guys finally come together at long last. A massive Peterbilt semi-truck stops directly in front of Mikaela and Sam.
Weāre over an hour into this film, and weāre just now getting to the quintessential Transformer, Optimus Prime himself.
In the original cartoon, Optimusās alt-mode was whatās known as a cabover truck, one where the cab- where the driver sits- is seated directly over the engine. These were popular during the days when maximum truck-lengths were much shorter than they are currently. This is why when you look at height charts for Optimus over various continuities, his G1 cartoon counterpart much shorter than his other iterations.
Modern trucks are longer, and donāt need the cab to sit on top of the engine to save on space. The designers chose to use a Peterbilt to make sure that Optimus would have an imposing stature when compared to his fellow Autobots.
Because heaven forbid we not have heightism come into play in this film.
Our Autobots transform, and say what you will about these bastards being visually incomprehensible, the transformations themselves are cool as hell. My personal favorite is Jazzās, where he does a cool windmill into his root mode.
Optimus crouches like heās looking at a cool bug on the sidewalk and addresses Sam by name. He doesnāt even acknowledge Mikaela, which I find to be a bit rude, but whatever. He then introduces himself as the leader of the Autobots.
Peter Cullen is back as the voice for Optimus Prime, sounding wonderful as always. He almost wasnāt brought on for this project, because Michael Bay didnāt want him. If the fans hadnāt thrown a hissyfit, who knows who we would have gotten to be our space dad for the next hour and a half?
This is actually an issue thatās recurred several times in the last few years, and not just with Cullen; Frank Welker, the voice of Megatron, as well as many other Transformers, has been refused roles within Transformers properties. In general, this is because both Cullen and Welker are union actors, and Hasbro would prefer to hire sound-alikes than pay more money for the originals. This isnāt to shame the non-union actors, goodness no, just to merely point out less-than-fantastic business practices.
I realize there have been a lot of tangents, but you have to understand that I am suffering as I do this.
Optimus then introduces his team- thereās Jazz, whose first line is āWhatās crackinā little bitches?ā, Ironhide, who incorrectly quotes Dirty Harry, and Ratchet, who calls out just how obnoxiously horny Samās character is. We also finally get Bumblebeeās name.
Mikaela asks the very good question of why the fuck the Autobots are here on Earth. Optimus explains that the AllSpark is here, and theyāve got to get to it before Megatron does. He then goes on to explain who Megatron is, stating that he ābetrayedā the Cybertronian empire.
No, how exactly he did that isnāt addressed. Weāll just have to take Optimusās word, I suppose.
If youāve sussed out by this point the the AllSpark and the Cubeā¢ are the same thing, congrats! You win. Megatron followed the AllSpark to Earth, where he promptly was neutralized by the cold of the Arctic circle. This was 110 years prior to the events of this film, and where Archibald Witwicky came in to the story.
When the expedition was happening, Archibald fell through the ice during a collapse, and ended up finding Megatronās frozen body in an ice cave. He went poking around on this strange metal giant, and ended up activating Megatronās navigation systems, which imprinted the coordinates of the AllSpark onto Archibaldās glasses.
Donāt ask how that works, it just does.
So, the Autobots need the glasses, so they can find the AllSpark before the Decepticons do, so those guys donāt use it to build an army out of Earthās machines, which will destroy humanity.
Sounds simple enough, letās go get that vision correction device!
Back with the military dudes, everyoneās taking a gander at the tail that Scorponok left behind. They theorize that the metal that makes up these giant murder-robots reacts to extreme heat, but elaboration on that point will have to wait, because the tail has begun to flail. They quickly strap it down, then call the military to let them know to strap anti-tank guns onto anything thatās going to be approaching any giant robots.
Meanwhile, in an interrogation room, Maddie and Glen have been left to sweat a bit. Glen takes to stress-eating, while framing it as a psychological tactic to subconsciously prove his innocence to the FBI.
This is a fat joke, with the added nasty layer of Glen being a black man about to be interrogated by one of the most intimidating white cops Iāve seen in a hot minute.
Glen immediately folds, pinning all the blame on Maddie, and claiming that heās been a perfect angel his whole life. We get some weird purity culture out of him, before Maddie lets the FBI know that she needs to talk to the Secretary of Defense, NOW.
Over at the Witwicky household, Samās parents are watching the news, trying to find out what all those loud crashes were about. Optimus Prime drives down their residential street, the rest of the gang in tow, then they all park to wait for Sam to go get the glasses.
For about 20 seconds.
Sam has to physically hold the door shut to prevent his father from coming out and seeing several very tall robots from outer space tip-toeing around his freshly-landscaped yard, I guess because they got antsy. Optimus plods around on the grass and breaks a fountain, and our benevolent god Mojo comes out of the house, assuredly to smite the leader of the Autobots.
Mikaela runs onto the scene, and Sam chastises her for not controlling the robots who didnāt even acknowledge her existence, outside of pointing out Sam was sexually attracted to her.
Mojo pees on Ironhideās foot, which prompts Ironhide to threaten to shoot the creature. This is why Ironhide isnāt getting into heaven. Sam, one of Mojoās chosen few, claims that the mortal shell of his god is seen as a beloved pet by many humans. Sam runs into the house, before Mojo can incur his divine wrath on the Autobots.
While Sam goes to get the glasses, the Autobots decide to do a little peeping on the house, watching his parents watch TV. Sam tears his room apart trying to find the glasses, and Optimus thinks that it would be helpful if he brought Mikaela up to help look. Itās at this point that I realize that Sam has an utterly bizarre fish tank.
I mean, legitimately, what the fuck is this? No filter, no plants, might not even have any rocks on the bottom. Is this a comically oversized bong Sam threw a couple fish into? What the fuck.
Mikaela starts looking for the glasses, running into what is likely a box of porn mags, then they both look out the window to find that the Autobots have decided to hide in plain sight by transforming... in the middle of Samās backyard. Amazing work, gentlemen.
Sam finally convinces the Autobots to go sit in the alley and wait, only for Ratchet to run into a power line and trip into a greenhouse. The resulting impact is interpreted as an earthquake. Judy does not have the reaction one might expect from someone whoās lived in California for at least ten years.
Ratchetās fine, by the way.
The power cuts out, and Ron goes up to check on his son, because heās at least a halfway-decent father. Ratchetās shining a light to aid in the search for the glasses. Samās parents notice this bright light, and bang on Samās door to see whatās up.
Sam quickly hides Mikaela and then attempts to salvage the situation, answering the door and trying to control the narrative. Unfortunately, Ron is far too inquisitive for Sam to do this, and then Judy asks if Sam was masturbating.
Judy, is privacy just not a thing to you? Because if not, it really ought to be.
She keeps going with it too, trying to come up with code words, until another one of the Autobots trips and causes Ron to panic again, climbing into Samās ancient claw-foot bathtub to protect himself. He looks out the window to check on his beloved yard, lamenting that the earthquake tore it up.
Ironhide is strongly considering killing Samās parents. Optimus tells him that they donāt harm humans, and also begins to wonder if he made a mistake bringing this guy along.
Back in Samās room, itās becoming increasingly obvious that Sam is an absolutely terrible liar, and Mikaela reveals herself, if only to prevent Judy from trying to talk about self-pleasure again. Of course, now she gets to be subjected to both of Samās parents objectifying her, so this might be a lose-lose situation.
Sam is reminded that his backpack is in the kitchen, just in time for the government to show up at his house. Mikaela makes a comment about Judy being nice. I suppose on a surface level, yes, being told that youāre gorgeous by someoneās mom is nice. I do have to question the context that compliment took place in, however.
Samās about to hand the glasses over to the Autobots, when someone rings the doorbell. Itās Sector Seven, and theyāre here to talk to Sam about his stolen car being part of an issue involving national security. Ron and Judy are more concerned about their yard being torn up, Judy yelling that they āneed to get their hands off [her] bush.ā
We still have another hour of this movie.
The agent leading this mission asks Sam to come with him for questioning, which his parents are very much against. Mojo also voices his displeasure, but it would seem that Agent Simmons is not a follower of the Tenets of Mojo. Sam gets geigered, and his readings are high enough for Sector Seven to take him and everyone in this house into custody.
As Sam and Mikaela are riding in the back of the car, Simmons brings up Samās Ebay account, and also the phone video he took of Bumblebee earlier in the week. Mikaela is rather unimpressed with Sam at the moment, probably because heās gotten her arrested. She still tries to help him out though, because she really is just the nicest fucking person on the planet.
Alas, the combined efforts of these two teenagers isnāt enough to fool the long arm of the law, especially when itās a branch of said law that deals with extraterrestrial activity. Simmons threatens to lock up these literal children for life if they donāt start talking. Mikaela isnāt taking the bait, so he goes after her fatherās parole hearing instead.
Yep! As it turns out, Mikaela and her father stole cars to get by, and sheās got the record to back that claim up. Simmons calls her a criminal, then says that criminals are hot. Mikaela looks like sheās about to cry, and I donāt blame her in the slightest.
Optimus, I suppose because his dad senses were tingling, takes the opportunity to place his leg in the road for the car to run into, then grabs said car like an unruly cat and lifts it until the roof rips off due to stress. The agents in the other cars pile out and point their guns at the giant space robot. The rest of the Autobots quickly relieve them of their weapons.
Optimus notes that Simmons doesnāt seem surprised that a bunch of giant robots just took all his guysā guns, and demands that he exit the vehicle, posthaste. Simmons obliges, after a bit more prodding. Mikaela undoes Samās handcuffs, and he gets fucking pissy about it, as if this girl heās had a grand total of three (awkward) conversations with should have told him something as personal as āhey, so my dadās in jail and Iāve been to juvenile detention.ā
Luckily, she doesnāt let him get away with it, calling him out as the spoiled, self-centered, privileged little shithead that he is.
Of course, we donāt get any sort of real acknowledgement from Sam, having to move on with the plot. Perhaps, if we hadnāt spent the last hour and 20 minutes faffing about on drivel, we could have had Sam get an actual moment of self-reflection, and potentially even character growth. However, this is Bayverse, and everyone knows that personal accountability is for fucking sissies.
Mikaela and Sam ask several questions, but get no answers from Agent Simmons. And then Bumblebee pees on him.
I hate that I had to write that. I hate it very much.
Anyway, I donāt know why that had to happen, but it did, and Iām nothing if not thorough.
Optimus tells Bumblebee to cut it out, and with that the Sector Seven agents are cuffs and left on the side of the road. Mikaela orders Simmons to strip, as punishment for threatening her father, then cuffs him to a street lamp.
...Yes, that does sound like a bizarre sexual fantasy, doesnāt it?
Unfortunately for our teen heroes, they forgot to confiscate everyoneās phones, and Sector Seven knows whatās up, thanks to the power of speakerphone. More cars and a couple of helicopters show up basically immediately, and the Autobots decide itās time to dip.
But not before Ironhide fires off a pulsewave into the ground that causes a five-car pileup.
Optimus, I suppose because he knows he chose a ridiculously flashy alt-mode that is in no way practical, just picks the kids up in and places them on his shoulder like a couple of parakeets, then takes up a leisurely jog to get away from the eyes in the sky. He runs through the city, racking up what is likely millions in property damage, as the helicopters pursue. He passes by a āLegalize LAā billboard, which feels odd to see, given what movie this is.
The ācopters somehow manage to lose Optimus, despite him being relatively slow, and having a notable radiation level that theyāve been using to track him. He hides inside the scaffolding of a bridge, only for Mikaela and Sam to slip off of his polished body to their deaths, thus ending the film.
No, they donāt die. I just told another fib. Iām sorry.
Bumblebee snatches them up just before they hit the ground, the impact of his metal body catching them at 75 mph, killing them instantly and ending the film.
Nope, that doesnāt happen either.
Mikaela and Sam are fine, some-fucking-how, but Samās dropped the MacGuffin glasses. The helicopters swing back around, having noticed the sound of a car crashing into the ground and the screams of two whole adolescents. They break out a fucking harpoon gun and fire on our kid appeal character.
Repeatedly.
They wrap up Bumblebee in a series of cables, as he screams like a moose. Mikaela and Sam are held at gunpoint by what is honestly far too many dudes, and are then arrested for the second time in ten minutes. Bumblebee is smoked... because heās a bee? Sam, not liking this one bit, finds the strength in his weenie body to push a cop off of himself, run at one of the dudes with the smoke guns, throw him to the ground, and then start smoking him. Heās immediately tackled, but points for trying.
Sam and Mikaela are placed back into custody, and the rest of the Autobots regroup with Optimus to see what the plan is. Optimus says that they canāt save Bumblebee without hurting humans, so I guess Bumblebee is just a POW now. Well, at least they got the glasses. Thatās cool.
Back at the Pentagon, things are getting dicey, as the other world powers are starting to suspect that somethingās up. The Secretary of Defense is approached by a man with a mustache and a briefcase. Heās from Sector Seven, but the Secretary gives not a fuck about mysterious organizations. All the computers in the room suddenly go down, the virus from earlier working its magic- only this time, the blackout is global.
Mr. Mustache opens his briefcase, while explaining that Sector Seven is something known as a āspecial accessā sector of the government, which is why nobodyās ever heard of it; itās beyond top secret. Commissioned by President Herbert Hoover 80 years prior, it deals with alien life.
When the Beagle 2 spacecraft was lost on the way to Mars in 2003, the mission was declared a failure. This was a lie. The Beagle 2 recorded several seconds of Mars before being crushed to death by a Transformer. This tidbit is pretty funny, given that the Beagle 2 was rediscovered on Mars in 2014, seven years after this film released. Not a terribly mysterious death anymore, is it?
Comparing the footage from Mars to the footage from Qatar has Sector Seven thinking that these are the same species. Which they are. God, itād be so fucked up if there were two species of giant robots in this film.
Mr. Mustache theorizes that because the Transformers now know that they can be harmed by human weaponry, theyāre being proactive about their safety and shutting down all forms of communication technology with that virus that keeps popping up. Itās only a matter of time before the shit hits the fan for humanity.
Mr. Secretary tells his guys to try going analog with comms, breaking out the short-wave radios, to tell their ships to return home.
Over at an Air Force base, Lennox and the gang have landed, only to be scooped up by a bunch of dudes in suits.
Back with Maddie and Glen, the two of them have fallen asleep in the interrogation room, Maddie still wearing her frigginā four inch pumps as her legs are propped up on the table, crossed in a way that seems rather uncomfortable. Glen gets to sleep like a normal human being, with his head resting on his forearms. Why this place doesnāt have a holding cell for these situations is beyond me.
Mr. Secretary comes in to bring Maddie on as his advisor. Glen can come too, I guess, considering heās the one who actually figured out the sound file virus.
We get a little military glorification, and then itās revealed that Mikaela and Sam, as well as Maddie and Glen, are aboard this helicopter. Their paths cross at last. Our heroes are transported to the Hoover Dam, where Bumblebee is also. They are still smoking him.
Meanwhile, the Autobots are figuring out where to go, with the power of Archibaldās glasses. Ratchet, who I guess is omnipotent, senses that the Decepticons have also figured out the location, and that this is going to be a race against the clock. And I mean, heās right, but the phrasing is a bit odd.
Jazz wants to know when theyāre going to save Bumblebee. Optimus says that they arenāt, and that Bumblebeeās sacrifice is noble, and that he would want the Autobots to leave him and complete the mission. As this is said, we get another shot of Bumblebee getting smoked and trapped in a lab. Yep, this is totally what he would want. He absolutely signed up for this, giving himself up to the government and not at all fighting like mad to not be captured.
I donāt think Bayverse Optimus actually knows what martyrdom is, which is bizarre, given that itās a major trait in a lot of other iterations of the character.
Ironhide isnāt even sure why theyāre bothering to save humanity, given that humans are violent and awful, his point being hammered home as Bumblebee is tortured for scientific reasons. Ironhide seems to have forgotten that Cybertron has been at war for literally millions of years. Optimus has faith in humanity, however, stating that weāre āyoungā.
And then he says that heās going to end his own race, by destroying the Cubeā¢, which is how they reproduce, because thatās the only way to end the war.
Which is arguably one of the most hardcore fictional applications of eugenics ever conceived.
Being advocated for by Optimus Goddamn Prime.
We still have another 50 minutes of this movie.
Optimus then proves that he does, in fact, know what self-sacrifice is, stating that, if all else fails, heāll shove the AllSpark into his spark, which will destroy them both. Heās pretty chill about it, too.
Up on top of the Hoover Dam, Frenzy has fallen out of Mikaelaās bag.
Mr. Secretary is also at the Hoover Dam now, as is Lennoxās team. Oh, and Agent Simmons, who is thankfully wearing pants. He offers to buy Sam a coffee, as repartitions for threatening his family, arresting him, and being a complete creep to a teenage girl. Sam gives not a fuck about caramel macchiatos with extra foam and chocolate drizzle, however. He only cares about his car.
Mr. Mustache, who is also here, needs Sam to spill the beans on all these frigginā giant robots that are running around. This is where Sam realizes he has the upper hand for once, and he starts making demands. One such demand is having Mikaelaās record scrubbed clean, which is an actually very nice thing for him to have done for her. Weāll see if his intent comes to fruition. For now, itās time to talk about Bumblebee.
We get a shot of all these folks heading into the secret base hidden inside the Hoover Dam, and itās at this point that I notice that Maddieās shirt is basically see-through.
Inside the Dam, we see that Sector Sevenā²s been keeping Megatron this entire time, keeping him neutralized with cryo-stasis since 1935. Cryopreservation was invented in the 50ā²s. This isnāt a nitpick, I just thought it was a neat little fact.
Megatron being on Earth has resulted in most modern technology. This sort of plot point always bothers me, because it takes away agency from the entire human race. We didnāt use our own ingenuity and work ethic to advance society, we plagiarized from a more advanced species. I dunno, it just rubs me the wrong way.
We get the part of the movie where info is hashed out, so that everyone is on the same page, Sam spouting off Autobot propaganda. We can forgive him for this,considering heās 16, and no one is immune to propaganda, especially when they have zero way of doing their own research to form their own opinion with.
Sector Seven also has the AllSpark, kept in the room next to Megatronās, like the chumps they will soon find themselves to be. Itās about ten stories tall and the reason the Hoover Dam exists. With so much concrete suppressing its alien energies, surely no one will ever find it!
Except for Frenzy, who came in through a mouse hole. Whoopsie-doodle!
The AllSpark zaps the nasty little man, restoring his body with its weird MacGuffin powers. Frenzy tells all his coworkers that he found what they were looking for, and everyone starts heading over.
Maddie asks Mr. Mustache what exactly he means by āenergiesā, perhaps worried that this whole thing has been some elaborate ploy to get her to invest in magic healing stones. Mr. Mustache brings everyone into a testing chamber, since the best way to explain how the AllSpark works is through a demonstration.
Thereās a big fish tank in the middle of this testing chamber, in which Agent Simmons places a donated device from the crowd- Glenās Nokia phone, specifically. Simmons makes a geologically-confused comment. When this is pointed out by Maddie, Mr. Secretary hushes her, simply saying that Simmons is a strange man. The tank is locked down, and then the show starts.
Cubeā¢ energies are shot into the tank, and the phone explodes into life, transforming into a gorilla-shaped gremlin creature. Happy birthday, little dude!
Little dude starts shooting at the tank walls, cracking the glass until Simmons pulls the trigger and ends it. Happy deathday, little dude!
The Decepticons are making tracks towards the Hoover Dam, but Starscream- yeah, heās in this now, donāt worry about it- arrives first, because he is a very fast jet. He transforms, showing off his ridiculous Dorito body, and fires on the baseās generators. The resulting explosions can be heard all the way down in the testing chamber, and Mr. Mustache calls upstairs to see whatās up. Looks like Megatron may be getting warmed up, seeing as his ice bath has been cut off. Lennox asks if thereās an arms room in Sector Seven, which sort of feels like asking a bakery if they have any flour.
Frenzy has entered the room that houses the controls for the cryo-stasis and set that whole system to āno, thank youā.
Mr. Mustache runs through the base, screaming for everyone to get to the Megatron chamber. Off in the distance, the Autobots approach. Could probably used some fliers on your team, huh Optimus?
Back with Frenzy, heās decided to just straight-up raise Megatronās core temperature directly. Hope he doesnāt do it too fast; rewarming hypothermia victims recklessly can do some serious damage.
Outside of the base, Lennox and the boys are loading up with weaponry, along with whatās the entirety of Sector Sevenā²s cannon-fodder department. Oh, and all the main cast. Yep, just got a couple of teenagers chillinā in the munitions room.
Sam wants Simmons to take him to his car- he hasnāt used Bumblebeeās name in a hot minute, not sure whatās up with that- even though Simmons is currently busy loading a very large gun. Simmons doesnāt want to do that, because heās got no idea if what Sam mentioned earlier is even true, and he doesnāt want to pin the fate of humanity on a single Camaro. Lennox takes this opportunity to tackle Simmons, despite likely not knowing that Bumblebee is one of the āgood guysā. A Sector Seven guy very much doesnāt like that, and points a gun at Lennox, which prompts all of his guys to also start threatening folks with guns.
Mr. Mustache walks in on the scene, but doesnāt do anything, since he isnāt armed and knows better than to tangle with someone whoās packing. Simmons tries to intimidate Lennox, because he must have missed the day of boot camp where they tell you that guns kill people. Lennox is fully committed to shooting this dude in the lungs before Mr. Secretary suggests he give the people what they want, before things get ugly.
Simmons takes everyone to the robot torture department of Sector Seven, where they are still smoking Bumblebee. Geez, youād think theyād have something in place for if they ever came across another giant robot after Megatron, but I guess not. The gang gets everyone to stop smoking Bumblebee, which allows him to stop moose-screaming and strongly consider murdering everyone involved with his forced captivity. Unfortunately, revenge with have to wait, as weāve still got to deal with the AllSpark, and the fact that the Decepticons are here.
They take Bumblebee to the AllSpark, where he makes direct contact the thing, causing the AllSpark to transform, compacting itself down into a far more reasonable size that Bumblebee can carry in one hand. It doesnāt seem to weigh more than a grown adult, if his body language is saying anything. Iād make a joke about the conservation of mass being ignored, but since this is Transformers, I canāt really say much. Conservation of mass doesnāt exist for this franchise.
Bumblebee would really like to get this show on the road, and Lennox agrees, quickly formulating a plan to get away from Megatron and taking the AllSpark to Mission City, which is relatively close to their current location, so that they can hide it there.
Lennox, I know this plan is a first draft, and we donāt have a ton of time for revisions, but the whole point of building a whole-ass dam around the Cubeā¢ was because it was very difficult to hide, given its magical MacGuffin powers. Regardless of this flaw, Mr. Secretary agrees. Lennox also asks that the Air Force be involved in this, I guess because the U.S. military wanted more screentime.
Of course, that whole āglobal blackoutā thing is still going on, so weāre going to have to get creative with how weāre going to contact the Air Force. Mr. Secretary and Simmons make a break for the WWII-era radio Sector Seven has, while Lennox and the boys head out to shoot things, and Mikaela and Sam hop into Bumblebee with the Cubeā¢.
This is about the point that Megatron wakes up. The first thing he does is introduce himself, which I thought was very polite of him. Then he breaks out his flail and starts bashing shit around. Not so polite, that.
Over with Bumblebee, weāre shown that the AllSpark, all-powerful object that can create life and is the whole reason this conflict is even happening, is just chillinā in the back seat by itself. Itās not even buckled up.
Megatron escapes the base, and itās actually super easy. He just transforms, goes through the tunnel, and heās free. I feel like we could have at least attempted some security measures for in case the cryo-stasis failed, given that weāve had this dude in containment for the last 70-something years, but okay.
Starscream comes over to say hi to his boss, not that Megatron gives a shit. He just wants to know where that fucking Cubeā¢ is. When Starscream tells him that the humans have it, Megatron makes a comment about how Starscream has failed him yet again. This is their first interaction in this movie, and Starscreamās been in the story for a grand total of five minutes at this point. I know that this is a reference to their dynamic in just about every installment of the franchise up to this point, but it doesnāt feel earned in the slightest. Even if itās going to be expanded upon in future sequels, this is a shit-tier way to set their (awful) relationship up.
Not that anyone should ever bank on getting a sequel anyway, but thatās a discussion for another time.
Megatron tells Starscream to retrieve the AllSpark, and then we cut over to the radio plotline. The radio, which is so cobweb-covered I feel like Sector Seven needs to have a serious discussion with their custodial staff, has its nobs and buttons fiddled with by Simmons until it crackles to life. But where are the microphones? Everyone starts looking for the mics, as Simmons pushes Glen into the seat, I guess because hacking modern computers and using Depression-era radio tech are similar enough.
Maddie asks Glen if he can hotwire a 90ā²s-era computer to transmit a tone through the radio, so that they can send a Morse code message to the Air Force. Which sounds ridiculous to me, but I donāt know enough about radios or computers to know if that sort of thing would be possible. Maybe itās fine. Or maybe itās Hollywood bullshit. Who knows?
Back over with Bumblebee, we get a bunch of car commercial shots, of both him and the other Autobots. Aww, the gangās back together again! Nobody tell Bumblebee that Optimus was completely cool with leaving him to his fate.
Optimus and the gang whip around to join the convoy, and everyone makes their way towards Mission City.
Back at the radio subplot, someoneās banginā on the door, trying to get in. The others try to block the intruder, while Glen does his hacking stuff. Mr. Secretary breaks a case and pulls out a gun thatās about as old as he is.
Glen gets the computer working, and Mr. Secretary gives him the Super Secret Military Codewordsā¢ to use to talk to the Air Force. While he does that, Simmons finds a flamethrower and starts burning Frenzy as he attempts to enter the room. The Air Force receives the message for an air strike. Oh, goody.
Over with the convoy, it appears that the Autobots and Lennoxās boys are being pursued by the Decepticons. Itās difficult to tell, seeing as the cameras have gone full Bay-mode, but Iām guessing thatās whatās up. One of the Decepticons flips over a minivan, likely killing a family of five. another causes a multi-car pileup.
Bonecrusher transforms, then Optimus transforms. Bonecrusher iceskates across the highway, slamming into a bus so hard it just straight-up explodes. He is on fire. He tackles Optimus, and they proceed to fall off the side of the raised highway theyāre on. Then they beat the shit out of each other, until Optimus decapitates Bonecrusher with his arm-sword.
Yeah, space dad is a little intense in the Bayverse.
Back at Sector Seven, Frenzyās decided to leave the door alone, and instead is crawling through the ventilation shaft. Mr. Secretary and Simmons fire off shots into the duct above them, as if bullets would do anything against this nasty little pile of needles.
Frenzy bursts through the bottom of the duct and crash-lands into a glass case, taking cover behind a pillar and fires on the humans on the other side of the room. While this shootout is happening, Glen receives a response from the Air Force, just in time for Frenzy to accidentally decapitate himself with one of his own spinning blades of death. This time, he does not survive losing his head.
The Air Force will be sending fighter planes to Mission City, and to establish this, we get several shots of what some might call āmilitary porn.ā
Over in the city, the convoy has arrived. Lennox hands several short-wave radios over to Epps, telling him to use them to direct the Air Force when they arrive, so they can take the AllSpark... somewhere, I guess. Above, an F-22 zooms across the sky. It is not one of the Air Forceās F-22s.
Ironhide recognizes Starscream, and gets ready to throw down. Bumblebee grabs a nearby Furby truck and hoists it up to use as a shield. This marginally works, as the missile that hits the truck doesnāt immediately kill him, though it probably did all those Furbies inside.
The resulting explosion throws all the humans around, Mikaela getting weird heaven lighting as she lies unconscious on the pavement. Sam gets it too, though, so I suppose I canāt complain too much about this particular shot. They touch hands. I really wish that I could take this moment of vulnerability as being anything other than an attempt to set up a romance between these two teens who have known each other for maybe half a week. This movie has so starved me of genuine human interaction I'm jumping at the smallest of scraps.
Bumblebee actually didnāt get out of that missile-strike unscathed, his legs having been blown off. All those Furbies died for nothing. Tragic. Sam asks Bumblebee if heās alright, and immediately tells him to get up. Sam then remembers that Bumblebeeās legs are off, so he yells for Ratchet.
Over with Lennox and Epps, theyāve realized that the plane they saw wasnāt one of theirs. Which, you know, has already been established, but points for getting caught up, fellas. Sam is crying and still telling Bumblebee to get up. Bumblebee is dragging himself across the pavement and whimpering. Itās awful. Where the fuck is Ratchet? This is basically the only reason heās in this film, and heās nowhere to be found.
The actual Air Force calls on the radio, asking for their location. Brawl, who is a tank, starts firing on Lennoxās gang. Jazz and Ratchet race through the city streets. How they were separated from the rest of the team is anyoneās guess.
Sam takes a little sit on the pavement to be with Bumblebee, while Mikaela decides to problem-solve and heads for a nearby tow truck. Bumblebee hands Sam the Cubeā¢ because, as the designated protagonist, itās his job to handle it in the climax of the film.
Ironhide is shot at several times by Brawl, narrowly avoiding being hit each time. This, of course, means that the people he drives by in this shot are almost assuredly dead, since theyāre right next to the explosions. He transforms and does a flip, as the film goes slow-mo on a shot of a woman in a low-cut dress watching him flip. She screams. Ironhide screams. I scream, though probably for a different reason.
Jazz jumps on Brawl, managing to kick off a couple pieces of kibble before Brawl grabs him and throws him into the side of a building. Ironhide, Optimus, and Ratchet descend on Brawl, and so does Lennoxās team, Brawl losing a hand and getting thrown into his own building as a result.
Mikaela breaks into the tow truck and starts to hotwire that shit. Wow, a relevant back story that culminates in her being able to save the day, thus completing her arc and staying on-theme for her character. Why isnāt Mikaela the protagonist again?
Oh, right, because ~girl~.
Megatron lands in a nearby alleyway, and Ratchet, knowing this dude is bad news, tells everyone to head for the hills. Jazz isnāt fast enough, however, and gets shot for his troubles.
Mikaela drives the truck over to Sam, who is still sitting there with the Cubeā¢, and tells him to get his ass in gear.
Jazz gets taken to the top of a nearby building and is ripped in two by Megatron, who acts like a bird of prey the whole sequence. Down on the ground, Brawl is starting to get back up from his smackdown. Blackout appears on a nearby skyscraper. Things are looking grim for humanity.
Mikaela and Sam hook Bumblebee up to the tow line as Lennox approaches them. Sam has left the AllSpark out of his line of sight, like a fool. Despite seeing this, Lennox still gives him the flare to let the military know where to pick up the AllSpark. Doesnāt even acknowledge Mikaela. He tells Sam to head for the white building with statues on top of it and set the flare on top of the roof. Lennox canāt leave his men, because heās the head of his operation. Why he canāt send literally anyone else who isnāt a 16 year-old boy isnāt made clear.
Sam really doesnāt want to do this, probably because heās a child, but Lennox has recruited him to the military against his will, so he must. Lennox then attempts to make Mikaela leave for her own good, but she tells him to fuck off, because sheās gonna save Bumblebee. Clearly, this is a win for feminism.
Epps radios the choppers coming from the Air Force to let them know theyāll be picking up a package from a teenager, thus locking Sam into the job. Ironhide and Ratchet vow to protect Sam from the Decepticons on his way to the pickup point. Not one single person has pointed out how fucked up this is.
Sam starts to run off, when Mikaela stops him to let him know that sheās glad she got in the car with him roughly an hour ago. They donāt kiss goodbye, which, honestly? Good. This fucking movie hasnāt earned that. Sam for sure hasnāt earned that, even if he did clear her juvie record. No word on that having actually been done, by the way. Sam never got confirmation, and I feel like heās not really the type to follow up on things.
Brawl fires off some shots and makes things explode. Ratchet and Ironhide provide cover fire as Sam sprints down the road. Yep, theyāre making this idiot WALK to the pickup point. Sure hope the elevators are working today, otherwise this is going to take forever.
Sam carries the AllSpark like a football, and in a better movie, this would have been foreshadowed by Sam having actually been a football player prior to the events of the film, perhaps removed from the team for some character flaw heās since grown from/accepted. However, this is Bayverse, and well, men donāt have to justify their existence in the story with things like themes and having even an ounce of thought put into their character.
Back with Mikaela, Lennox has refused to learn her name, calling her āgirlā as he screams at her to get Bumblebee hooked up to the tow truck. Which she was already doing when he got here. Lennox, dude, youāve got a daughter now, youāre super extra not allowed to treat women like this.
Optimus Prime pulls through an alleyway and crashes into a pile of garbage. I can forgive him being late, seeing as he is a big rig, and probably had to take the long way into town so he didnāt get stuck in too-low tunnels. Donāt worry about how we briefly saw him during the Brawl take-down. This is his for real entrance into the climax.
He whips around and transforms, ready to throw the fuck down. Megatron spots him from his perch and descends.
Yāknow.
Like a vast, predatory bird.
Megatron shoots at Optimus in his alt-mode, and Optimus catches him like a frisbee. Unfortunately for Optimus, it would appear that the horsepower on a Cybertronian flightcraft is hella intense, and heās carried away. The two of them crash through an office building, then roll around in the streets punching each other in the face, debating the worth of humanity as they do so. Wish I actually gave a shit about either of these people, but alas! The film spent most of its runtime objectifying women and insulting minorities. I know nothing about Optimus, and even less about Megatron.
Megatron transforms his arms into a laser gun, and Optimus does the same. They shoot at each other. Optimus gets thrown into a building, then lands on the sidewalk below, definitely crushing a dude underneath him, but I guess we didnāt check that the shot was clear for where the CGI was gonna go, so heās fine.
Samās still running through the streets, while Blackout murders, like, so many people behind him. Starscream lands in front of Sam, running into roughly 30 cars as he skids to a halt. Ratchet and Ironhide fire on him, as Sam takes a breather behind a car. Starscream transforms and blasts off. He was here for about 15 seconds. Sam begins running again.
Megatron is now following Sam, because he wants that Cubeā¢. Sam is hit by a car- not an evil one, just a regular car- and trips. The impact makes the AllSpark activate, which grants several machines in the vicinity the gift of life, including the car full of bitchy women that just hit Sam, who are upset that hitting a human being might have scratched the paint.
I get it, you hate women, can we PLEASE stop beating this dead horse?
Sam finally gets to the pickup building, which turns out to be abandoned and fenced off. Good thing the gate was open, otherwise things could get really complicated. He heads inside, Megatron crashing through a floor-to-ceiling window shortly behind him. Megatron makes the claim that he can smell where Sam is. Iām going to choose to believe that he isnāt lying here, since Ratchet did something similar earlier.
Sam finds the stairs, and Megatron calls him a slur.
He doesnāt, really, but the voice modulation certainly makes it sound that way.
While this is happening, Mikaela is driving the tow truck down an alley, dragging Bumblebee behind her with the tow cable. She stops for a moment to have a short breakdown, seeing as she is a teenager in what is currently a warzone.
Sam is still running up the stairs. Outside, the military shoots at one of the Decepticons. It is, of course, doing absolutely nothing to the giant metal space robot. Mikaela concludes her moment, looking back at Bumblebee, who gives her the okay to keep going with dragging his ass across the pavement. She whips the truck around and tells Bumblebee āIāll drive, you shoot.ā
Mikaela then proceeds to speed down a main road of this sizable city backwards, running into cars and more or less shoving Bumblebee along to his destination.
The military has finally realized that their efforts have been pointless, but itās okay because Bumblebee is here with his superior firepower. Bumblebee proceeds to shoot Brawl in the chest, which kills him. After this, he tries to act cute, lifting up his battle mask in a very ādid I do that?ā way, as if heās not the same guy who ripped Barricade apart earlier.
Sam, meanwhile, has finally reached the top of thisĀ dilapidated building. Helicopters are approaching his location, but will they make it to him before Megatron does? Honestly, Iād be more worried about Starscream on the building just due East.
Sam is just about to hand the AllSpark over, when Starscream fires at the ācopter, causing it to crash and nearly chop Sam to pieces. Optimus Prime runs towards the scene, on a roof that I refuse to believe could actually support him. Megatron punches thought the roof from the bottom and asks Sam some philosophical questions. Sam canāt answer, given that heās hiding on the edge of this building, his flimsy grip on one of the angel statues being the only thing keeping him from falling.
Megatron tells him to give him the AllSpark, and in exchange he might not kill him immediately. Sam tells him to fuck off, and Megatron flails the chunk of building he was hanging on to, causing Sam to fall to his death, thus ending the film.
Iām lying to you. Michael Bay is making me into a liar.
No, Sam is, instead, caught by Optimus, very likely breaking several ribs on impact. This is the point where I realize that theyāve given Optimus fingernails. Sam clings to him like a baby koala, as Optimus parkours down the sides of two buildings, Megatron in pursuit. Megatron actually lands on Optimus 2/3rds of the way down, causing the both of them to fall onto the pavement below. How Sam survives this is a mystery.
Megatron recovers from the fall first, flicking a human away from him for having the audacity to exist in his space. The flicked person hits a car, and is almost assuredly dead. At least, I sure hope so, given that this is the director cameo by the Bayman himself.
Feminist icon Megatron?
Feminist icon Megatron.
Optimus comments on the fact that Sam almost fucking died to get the AllSpark out of dodge, and we get the return of āNo Sacrifice, No Victoryā. Which, I mean, I guess heās allowed to say that, since heās actually had to do something that warranted it. His dad doesnāt get to, though.
Optimus then tells this teenage boy, who has already had a hell of a day, to kill him by shoving the AllSpark into his robot-soul-heart, should he be unable to defeat Megatron.
I dunno, I just feel like itās a bit of an ask.
Sam climbs off of Optimus so the Prime and Megatron can rumble. He runs through the ruined infrastructure of the city, so heās less likely to be crushed. Optimus tells Megatron to square the fuck up, stating that āone shall stand, one shall fall.ā
Then he gets ragdolled around a bunch, so maybe he should have saved the talk for later in the game.
The military is running around some more, stopping in an alley to see Blackout transform to root mode. Yes, the goo-goo eyes were indeed made by several members of the watch party that started this whole thing. People went wild for Rotor-Cape Johnson.
The fighter jets from the US military are arriving in a minute. Epps warns them to aim for the robots that arenāt evil. Lennox and the gang spread out, reminding each other to aim for the underboob, since Transformersā armor is weak there. Epps marks Blackout with a little green light, which Blackout almost immediately notices. Blackout fires on the military.
Lennox has stolen a motorcycle and is driving through the streets to circle back around and jump off of the bike, sliding on his back to shoot Blackout directly in his underboob. Wonder what his uniform is rated for for road rash.
Sam is watching as Optimus gets his ass handed to him. Up in the sky, Starscream commits identity theft, and then attacks the Air Force. The Air Force can multitask however, and light Megatron the fuck up. Sam has, for some reason, come out of hiding, and Megatron uses this to his advantage, trying to take the AllSpark from him.
Optimus tells Sam to put the AllSpark in his chest, but Sam has a better idea. He shoves it into Megatronās chest, which has been basically shot open at this point. Megatron makes a Space Invader noise, convulses a bit, then falls over dead.
Congrats on your first murder, Sam.
Optimus tells Megatronās corpse that he got what was coming to him, then implies that theyāre brothers. What flavor of brother isnāt established, but neither was basically anything between the two main faces of the franchise in this film, so itās fine.
Ironhide walks up holding the two halves of Jazz. Optimus informs Sam that he now has a life-debt to this child. Whether or not Sam is absorbing any information at this point is up in the air. Mikaela shows up, with Bumblebee in tow.
In tow.
In tow-
Sam stares at her blankly. Mikaela stares back, making the pretty girl face. Man, what a great dynamic these two have.
Jazz is dead. That sucks. Optimus is handed his corpse to hold, while he thanks his new friends for helping out.
Then Bumblebee talks and heās fucKING BRITISH.
Sam is obviously shocked by the fact that Bumblebee is British able to talk now, since not talking has been his whole thing up to this point. Optimus doesnāt let it phase him. Neither does Ratchet, despite having been working on Bumblebeeās throat injury for centuries at this point.
Bumblebee wants to stay on Earth with Sam. Optimus is just like whatever. Sam agrees to have a sweet Camaro from outer space.
Optimus pulls what is left of the AllSpark out of Megatronās chest. Iām sure thatās not a setup for potential conflicts, not in the slightest.
Over in Washington, D.C., the US President has ordered Sector Seven be terminated, and all the Transformer corpses be disposed of. And by ādisposed ofā they mean āthrown into the ocean.ā Dang, sure hope Earth signed some sort of agreement with the Transformers so that they never come to Earth again. You know, just be proactive about our galactic safety.
The Linkin Park kicks on, as Optimus gives us our bookend narration, telling us what the Autobots plan to do now that their race is at a genological dead end. As he does, we see Lennox reunite with his wife and child, who I had genuinely forgotten were in this movie.
Optimus is pretty chill with Cybertron dying out, because now they know about Earth. We get a shot of Sam and Mikaela making out, a shot that becomes more and more horrifying the further they zoom out, because theyāre making out on top of Bumblebee. Who they KNOW is a sentient creature at this point.
And then it gets even worse, because the shot changes, and oh hey! Turns out that the rest of the Autobots were just chillinā off to the side while this went down. Optimus continues his monologue, just walking around in his root mode as he tells all of Makeout Point how theyāre ārobots in disguiseā now.
The monologue is actually a transmission heās sending out into space, inviting any of his leftover pals to come kick it on Earth with them, because Earth is pretty cool.
And thatās where they leave us.
IT TOOK THREE PEOPLE TO WRITE THIS SCHLOCK.
So. Bayverse 1. A film showcasing xenophobia, misogyny, and toxic nationalism. Itās rough. Is it the worst film Iāve ever seen? Not even close, but itās bad, and it was a huge deal at the time of release. Everyone was seeing it, everyone knew the actors and robots, everyone had a scene that they liked. Everyone was exposed to Bayverse, and as a result, a lot of people entered the Transformers franchise thinking that it was all like this.
And really, how far off would they have been in 2007?
When a franchise refuses to introduce female characters until years after being established, when all those female characters have the exact same body type, when a franchise hires misogynists to write stories, when it allows shit like āPrimeās Rib!ā to be published- no wonder Michael Bay was approached to direct.
What a mess.
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COMING SOON:
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (2009) - MEGAN FOX I AM SO FUCKING SORRY
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON (2011) - WILL YOU JUST STAY DEAD
TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION (2014) - SHUT UP ABOUT THE LAW SHUT UP ABOUT THE LAW
TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT (2017) - ACTUALLY, FUCK CONTINUITY
#transformers#bayverse#part one#maccadam#Hannzreads#Hannzwatches#text post#long post#film analysis#off topic
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as with everything else in life, Iām late to making this post. I tend to make one around Jan 1st every year, but itās now a few days after that, and all i can say for myself is that time is non-consequential during a pandemic, right? right.
anywho, this is my usual āthank you for keeping me going this yearā post, but with even more fervor. 2020 would not have been nearly as tolerable without you all in it. and when i say all i really do mean all. thank you to anyone who follows me here or has read and supported my work on AO3 or has sent me a message or an ask or even just likes my posts. you can never know how many peopleās hearts youāve touched, lives youāve made better, but iām telling you now: you made me smile and laugh and feel love in a year that could have easily stolen all that. thank you for sticking around.
a few more specific shoutouts are under the cut to keep from flooding your dashes. i hope youāre all having a wonderful start to the new year.
much love, mari
to @anniemurphys: ria, i cannot thank you enough, for so many things. you played such a vital role in turning this year around for me. your friendship, and the friendships youāve helped me make through book club, kept me smiling from week to week. i never wanted to leave our meetings, no matter how long theyād already gone. I could listen to your literary analyses and life advice for days on end. youāre such a kind, patient, loving person, and Iām so lucky to have you in my life. hereās to another year of freaking out over taylor swift albums and the power inherent in voluntarily turning oneself into vegetation.
to @bigdsgirl: heidi, youāre one of the sweetest, most hard-working people i know. you amaze me, and you graciously humor my latest hyper fixationsāsomehow always knowing, always reblogging content related to what iām obsessing over at the moment. you give such great advice and have such a calming presence that i love being in chats and on calls with you. i cannot wait for more zoom movie nights in 2021.
to @hellodinoflower: raptor, youāve supported me for so many years now, and whenever i feel down about my writing iāll go back through the comments on some of my old fics and yours always make me tear up. youāre so thoughtful and kind and excited about my work that i cannot help but be the same. i hope you enjoyed the little dino reference in pride & publishingāi tried my best, i really didāand i hope youāre doing well. sending you so much love.
to @soyforramen: soy, i promise iāll get to your head canon asks some day. i promise i havenāt forgotten them; iām just uncreative and uninspired, but what else is new. you, however, are brilliant and kind and thoughtful, and your guidance in making both life and fic-writing decisions has been so important to me this year. wishing you so much luck with school this year, and even more happiness.
to @ithoughtyoulikedmereckless: rach, where to even begin? youāre the person i talk to when iām feeling happy or sad or annoyed or angry or pretty much anything, really. our FaceTime convos are my favourite, no matter what time of day we have them at (somehow, the ones at 10pm are just as crazy as the ones at 3am, and i donāt really understand how or why, but i love that for us). iāve learned so much about myself through my conversations with you, and you keep me level headed when i start doubting myself too much. you understand me on such an amazing level and iām so lucky that you reached out to me so many years ago. iām so lucky that we just happened to find each other on here and just so happened to move near each other this year. i still cannot believe i get to see you in person and go on walks in the woods with you. youāre such a talented photographer, writer, painter, baker, and all around artist; an incredibly kind and funny person; and i aspire to be you. iām rambling now, but just know that i love you.
to @catthecoder: lav, my light, my love. seeing your icon and username on my dash makes me smile so hard. you just give off the best vibes and chatting with you always leaves me feeling like iāve been basking in the sunlight for the past few hours. we need to make a resolution to sprint with each other more often this year, even if 2021 is going to be as hectic as ever, as i find so much joy in reading your snippets as we go along. youāre such a wonderful writer, and i often read your gift to me from years ago for inspiration and comfort. i hope youāre doing well and am sending so much love.
to @stirringsofconsciousness: stirrings!! i know youāve had a super busy year, but you still made time to chat with me and iāll be forever grateful. i often think about the advice youāve left for me and the thoughtful responses youāve given to my personal posts and find so much inspiration in your own words and actions. i also still cannot get over the time when you sent me a post of artful vases because you thought of me when you saw them. mortifying ordeal of being known who? anyways lol, i just wanted to thank you for being in my life and wish you a happy 2021.
to @heavy-lies-the-crown: alex, i just wanted to thank you for putting your time and energy towards answering my incessant questions this year. youāve been an inspiration to me as a writer ever since i first found your work, but youāre also an inspiration to me as a person, and iām always thinking about the advice youāve given me. i hope you had a wonderful end to 2020, and that 2021 brings you even more joy than seeing your posts on my dash brings me. much love.
to @stonerbughead: maria, you brought so much happiness to my 2020. your support for my work took my breath away every time, and I swear I nearly cried when I saw your latest comments on pride and publishing. you put so much time and energy into this fandom, and into supporting the people in it, and I hope you know that it doesnāt go unnoticed. we all love you, and weāre so lucky to have you; your fics are brilliant, your podcast highlights are a joy to read, and your disdain for ras is hilarious. thank you for being you. sending lots of love.
to @sullypants: sully, itās been years and i still marvel at how lucky i am to know you. youāve taught me so much, from how to be more thoughtful to how to navigate therapy and self-love to how to be a kinder person in the world. you introduced me to ask polly and you send me really nice asks and youāre one of like four people who interacts with my posts on a consistent basis, which makes me feel a little less alone in the world, if that makes any sense. iām going to stop myself from rambling on or else i might cry, but i just wanted to thank you forāhere comes the clicheāchanging my life (doesnāt everyone we meet change our lives, in some way or another? but youāve changed mine considerably, and for the better). sending you so much love (in the form of both yellow and blue heart emojis)
to @justcourbeau: mel, our paths cross less frequently now than they used to, but that doesnāt mean i donāt think about you and the conversations weāve had, or smile when i come across your posts on my dash, or when i happen to open up instagram once in a blue moon and see youāve posted on your story. please never stop sending me sparknotes memesāespecially cask of amontillado ones. your words of advice from the night i called you, distraught, a few years ago live in my brain rent free, and i will continue to carry them into 2021 with me. i hope 2021 treats you well, and that you achieve all you want and more. sending you an immense amount of love.
to @protectorofthesmoll: your string of comments on pride and publishing made me cry multiple times, i swear. i still read them back every so often, when iām trying to muster the courage to start up on the new chapter. your support means so much to me, and it amazes me how far back it goes: Iām pretty sure I have at least two asks of yours sitting in my inbox, from back in 2018 when I had barely any followers or supporters, both of them writing prompts that I never filled. i promise iāll get to them one day. anywho, i just wanted to thank you for your support this year, and every year before that. wishing you so much love and happiness in 2021.
to @panalegs27: 2020 was the year of figuring out that we have so much in common: a hatred of dating apps, confusion over tumblrās obsession with the raven cycle, and an attraction to logan lerman with gray hair. thank you for chatting about all of these things, and more, with me; seeing that youāve sent me a post always makes me smile, and our conversations make me laugh. wishing you even more love and laughter in 2021.
to @indiebughead: maria, itās been so lovely getting to know you more over the course of this year. i love listening to your stories and living vicariously through you, lol. (i want updates on new neighbor boy, asap!) thank you for listening to my petty rants and for encouraging me to make bad decisions and be salty on main when i want to be. i couldnāt have asked for a more supportive conspirer ;) sending lots of love.
to @redundantoxymorons: iz, youāre one of the smartest, most eloquent, most supportive people i know. i know 2021 will be both stressful and exciting in many ways, and i wish you all the best. i know youāre going to thrive wherever you end up, and iāll cheer you on as you navigate this new world, just as youāve done for me all these years. iām so lucky to have you as a friend, supporter, and beta, and all of our conversations bring me so much joy. pls continue to gush about taylor swift and rec books and send uquizzes with results that make me feel Known in 2021. i love you very much <3
to @cracklr: leda, iāve missed your passive aggressive smiley faces, but your gushing insta comment more than made up for that, i promise :) sending you so much love and happiness in this new year <3
to @dottie-wan-kenobi: dottie, the posts we send each other make me so upset, but in a good wayāthe āif i just had to see this nasty shit then so do youā kind of wayāand i love that about our relationship. who else would understand how disgustingly hilarious something is other than my wife? no one, thatās who. i often think about how you were the first friend i made in fandom, and iāll be forever grateful for that: i couldnāt have found a better person. i love you so much, and am sending you all my love.
this list of shoutouts is really much shorter than it should be, but my brain is currently friend and i cannot seem to think properly anymore. therefore, iām going to call it a day and reiterate my above statements that I love you all, and I hope you have a fucking amazing 2021.
#i can't find my 2019 one of these so i've decided i need to start tagging them with something so i can read them back#so for posterity:#end of the year appresh#anywho#none of this is edited or read over#so if it'sĀ embarrassingly cheesy or there are typos... welp
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Photobooths
Authorās Note: Hi guys! Thank you so so much for all the support on Kiss Me! That was my first post on here and I was so nervous :) Iāve had this idea stuck in my head since Youth by Troye Sivan came out, but I never actually finished it (yay for drafts!) Still donāt really know what it is, but anyway, as always, I hope you enjoy it x
Summary:Ā Ā āWhen the lights start flashing like a photobooth, and the stars exploding, weāll be fireproofā - You and Tom have been friends for years, even if you have been keeping your feelings a secret. Sometimes all it takes is being drunk off your ass to finally get the answers you didnāt know you needed...
Word Count: 3,150
The camera clicked and you were blinded, the silly moustache Tom had stuck on your upper lip falling half-way across your mouth as the heat from the lights made you sweat. It was cramped in there, the faded black seat cracked and peeling and the touch screen photo selector taking ages to register your choice. You hadnāt been in a photobooth in years, too smelly, too dirty, too boring. But the alcohol coursing through your body had made short work of any reservations you may have had, too intoxicated by the boy tugging you towards it to care.
āI want the beer goggles too, Y/n,ā Tom whined beside you, reaching up to tug them from your eyes. You glanced sideways, swaying in your seat and steadying yourself against his shoulder.
āTake āem them,ā you mumbled, smiling as he practically snatched them from your head and shoved them over his eyes.
āBest. Birthday. Ever.ā
You giggled, too drunk on alcohol and his presence to care. āItās your party, dipshit.ā
Youād known Tom since year 10, and youād lived with him whilst you were at Uni, grateful for the rent-free place whilst you were broke. You didnāt know when your feelings for Tom had changed, all you knew was youād woken up one day and wandered into the kitchen, following the smell of pancakes and bacon. And bam, there he was, shirtless over the oven, towel flipped over his shoulder and sending you a slow grin like heād planned it all. You were pretty sure that was the day everything had changed, but honestly it couldāve been years ago.
You giggled as the screen slowly counted backwards from three, feeling like you were floating far up in the sky. Tom might have asked you to pull a stupid face, but you were so concentrated on the way his lips were moving that you barely registered it. His hands slid into your hair, threading through the strands and made a peace sign behind the back of your head. You scrunched your nose up and dragged the bright pink feather boa over your mouth, pouting in a drunken attempt to look sexy.
āWhat are you doing?ā Tom laughed as the camera clicked and you were dazzled by the lights again.
āLookinā sexayyyyyy,ā you threw your hands in the air, frowning at the screen āWe only have one more picture left!ā
Tom licked his lips, trying to meet your eyes. āGuess weād better make it special one, then.ā
If youād been sober enough to catch the double meaning, maybe you would have been prepared for what came next. But as the camera started counting down for its final shot, Tom grabbed your chin and turned you towards him, pressing his lips gently against yours just as the click rang in your ears.
For a second, you thought about nothing but the way his lips were moving on yours, the sheer fire that snapped you out of your drunkenness and spread over your skin. You shivered as he cupped your cheek, sure the photo had been taken, but the noise of the party outside had faded and it was just the two of you, your lips moving in time to whatever music was blaring through the speakers.
A strange sensation came over you, the photobooth and Tomās face beginning to spin, and you jerked backwards at the feeling.
āIāmā¦Iām sorry, I umā¦I donāt know where that came from,ā Tom stammered, wiping his palms against his jeans.
You wanted to tell him it wasnāt him, but blackness was appearing at the corner of your eyes, begging you to fall into the void that awaited. You could see Tomās mouth moving, desperation crawling into his face, and you tried so hard to make your own form the words you wanted to say. But the tiredness was overwhelming, and soon you were falling into nothing, barely noticing when your head hit the floor of the booth, and Tom crouched over you in panic.
***
The next morning, your eyes opened to a dim room and the scent of caffeine wafting up your nose. Groaning, you tried to sit up, grabbing your head as it began to throb. Dribble ran down one side of your cheek and your hair stood on ends, but as you rubbed your eyes and allowed them to focus, the steaming mug of coffee and two advil tablets placed carefully on the side table drew a smile from you.
You leaned over and choked back the tablets, taking a gulp of the black liquid and savouring it on your tongue. You tried to think back through the mist and fog of last night, remembering basically everything up until youād gone in that stupid photobooth with Tom. God, you didnāt know why youād done that, but heād seemed so excited and it was a chance for you two to be alone, something you hadnāt had in months. Youād have been lying if youād said you didnāt enjoy the proximity.
āMorning sleepy head,ā a familiar, velvety voice whispered.
Looking up, your eyes found Tomās, and you groaned at the noise. āWhat time is it?ā
āOne in the afternoon,ā he looked over his shoulder and laughed as he strode towards the curtains and threw them open. āTime to get up.ā
āUgh, Satan,ā you mumbled, crashing back into the soft duvet.
āYāknow, I took the day off to keep an eye on you, the least you could do is not compare me to the King of Hell.ā
āSorry, your majesty.ā
āBetter.ā
āWait you took the day off today?ā You frowned, running your fingers through your hair.
āYeah? Why wouldnāt I? You were drunk off your arse and I didnāt want you to choke on your own vomit.ā
āThanks for the vote of confidence.ā
āAnytime,ā he grinned, scratching the back of his head. Bizarrely, he kept shifting from foot to foot, like he was trying to decide whether or not to sit down.
āThe bedās not made of lava, yāknow,ā you blinked, patting the space next to you āyou can sit down.ā
He nodded, still not moving, rubbing the side of his face as your confusion grew. āY/n, I think we should talk about last night.ā
āLast night? I donāt remember most of it,ā you brought the coffee cup to your lips and took another gulp, eyes never leaving Tomās. āWhy? Did something happen?ā
Tomās eyes widened as he moved to sit next to you, a frown appearing on his face. āYou really donāt remember anything?ā
āNope, sorry,ā you shook your head and shrugged your shoulders as you ran a fingertip around the rim of the mug. āIs there something I should remember?ā
You started racking your brain, wondering if heād told you something you should have remembered or pointed someone out to you. If you were being honest, the most you remembered of the night was drowning in his eyes and paying no attention to any of the songs the rather terrible DJ was playing. You tried not to think about how heād looked in that suit, the top few buttons of his shirt undone, and the burgundy jacket that showed off his arms. Right now, he was in his pyjamas, slung loosely at the hips and barely concealing what you knew was there ā you couldnāt decide which look you preferred.
Tom looked at you for a long moment, something that looked like pain dancing behind his eyes. You bit your lip and cocked your head, wondering whether someone had said something to him and youād forgotten. āShit, Tom, was something said?ā
āNo, no, nothing like that,ā he blurted, sighing audibly. āIt doesnāt matter, just forget it.ā
āAre you sure?ā You raised an eyebrow, convinced you were missing something. āSomethingās not right.ā
āNah, Iām cool, donāt worry about it,ā Tom shrugged, and started to walk towards the door.
āDo you wanna get dressed and go catch a movie? You never have a day off, you shouldnāt have to spend it looking after me.ā Maybe you were trying too hard, but the little pinch at the top of his brow made your heart hurt, and all you wanted to do was reach out and smooth it over. And preferably punch whoever had been there in the first place.
He shook his head. āNo, I think Iām just gonna go to work.ā
āBut you took the day off!ā
āThereās always something to do,ā he laughed, the sound hollow and sad.
āOkayā¦ā you nodded, the coffee cup shaking in your hand. āIf youāreā¦if youāre sure.ā
With a final nod, he turned and disappeared from your room, leaving you staring after his retreating back. Whatever had happened there, you wished you could have made it better. Maybe if you could remember what he meant, youād be able to put the pieces back together and stitch up his clearly broken heart. Seeing Tom upset was like losing a piece of yourself, and until he was fixed youād be constantly searching for a way to cheer him up.
Half an hour later, you heard the front door slam and the distant sound of his feet ringing on the steps as he left. For some reason, you felt empty, like when he left he took a piece of you with him. All you wanted to do was curl back up in the bed and fall asleep, but it was no use staying cooped up here if there was nothing to do. Sighing, you got to your feet and grabbed your hairbrush, shrieking when you saw the state it was in.
No wonder Tom had practically run away, you had a birdās nest on your head.
***
Three Months Later
āTom?ā you called out, kicking the front door shut with your foot. āCan you help me?ā Grocery bags were piled high in your hands, oranges spilling on the floor as you struggled into the kitchen.
āHere love, let me,ā he swept in and gathered the three heaviest ones into his arms. āHarryās here by the way.ā
āHi Harry,ā you yelled āare you the one eating all my chocolate digestives?ā
ānrgrnej,ā Harry mumbled, stepping into the kitchen with half a biscuit hanging out of his mouth.
āTypical!ā
āCanāt help it theyāre so delicious,ā he shrugged, looking at you with his hands raised.
Laughing, you shook your head and waved your hand in the direction of the bags. āAs payment, you can pack those away.ā
āYes, sir!ā
You walked into the living room, expecting the bomb that followed Harry everywhere to have crash landed in there too. Sure enough, pillows and blankets were strewn everywhere, the telly was blaring and biscuit crumbs were scattered everywhere, crunching beneath your feet as you stepped into the room.
You couldnāt help the eyeroll that followed, starting the clean up job that would otherwise have taken hours later on. Every so often, youād come across one of Tomās socks or a pen he had chewed on whilst making notes on a script, and you smiled at how tidy he was. As you started to finish up and the boys packed away the final can of peas, you noticed Tomās script thrown on the floor, the bookmark heād been using turned face up against the grey carpet.
Gingerly, you picked the script up and tucked your finger in the page heād been reading, then flipped the bookmark over. You smiled as you realised these were the pictures youād taken in that photobooth all those months ago, probably too drunk to remember to pick them up. But Tom had remembered, like he always did, and a slow grin crept across your face as your eyes trailed across the photos, tracing memories you didnāt know you had.
Until the last one.
The last one you couldnāt remember, but it was clearly there, in black and white, staring you in the face. Your lips on Tomās. Tomās lips on yours. And suddenly everything heād said the morning after, how heād wanted to talk to you and the hurt look on his face when you said you couldnāt remember anything, came shooting back all at once. You took in a deep breath, hearing noises at the door, and looked up with tears in your eyes.
āY/n?ā Tom said, panic lacing his voice āWhatās wrong?ā
He ran his eyes over you, freezing as he finally saw what you were holding. You held it out in a trembling hand, lips shaking as you asked him what it was.
āI think I better go,ā Harry mumbled, turning for the door. āIāll call you later mate.ā
Tom didnāt reply, still not breaking your gaze and for the first time in the entire time youād known him, you didnāt have a fucking clue what was going through his mind.
āI didnāt mean for you to see that,ā he stammered.
āWhy not?ā Your voice was barely a whisper, the image of what you had wanted so desperately for years still seared into your mind. How could you have forgotten something like that? Something so cataclysmic and beautiful? Youād kissed Tom ā and you had forgotten.
āYou said you couldnāt rememberā¦I figured you didnāt like it.ā
āI was drunk, you idiot!ā You hissed, waving the piece of paper in his face āI definitely wanted to know this happened.ā
āBut why?ā he asked, and you stared at him like he was insane until he clarified. āYou didnāt remember it, and you passed out before we could talk about what it meant. And in the morning, when you couldnāt remember, I figured maybe youād just supressed it, and you didnāt want to think about it.ā
Your mouth dropped open, thinking about how all this time the man you were in love with had thought you didnāt want to remember your kiss. āYouāre insane.ā
āMaybe.ā
āYou really thought I wanted to forget that?ā
āDidnāt you?ā
āNO! Oh my God, you are blind!ā you groaned, dropping the strip of photos. It fluttered to the floor between you, the chasm of space feeling miles across yet only centimetres deep. āIām freaking in love with you Tom, Iāve been in love with you for years, I didnāt want to forget that!ā
His eyes were wide with shock, and his mouth kept moving like he wanted to say something. But you were done with wondering whether he felt the same; youād kissed and now you felt like you could finally let it all out, what youād bottled up since that day with the pancakes. What only his mum had heard when sheād found you crying on the kitchen floor the day Tom announced he was seeing someone new. What youād scribbled about ferociously in diary upon diary, convinced you were stupid and he would never see you the same way.
You were done with the pretending, had been for years, and now was your chance to finally say what youād only thought about in your dreams.
āI fall asleep at night and I think about you, I wake up and youāre the first person I want to see. When you go away filming I sneak into your room and fall asleep there because itās the only place that smells like you. Iāve spent hours crying over you, sounding pathetic because I was too scared to tell you how I felt. And then this happens, and you donāt tell me about the one thing that could have changed everything! I had to find out through some stupid photo that you didnāt even mean for me to see!ā
By the time you were finished, tears were streaming down your cheeks and you were panting with exhaustion, relief washing over you as you finally let go of the deepest secret youād ever had. Tom said nothing, his mouth parted in shock, and you closed your eyes and tilted your head back, wishing you could just fall through the floor and never come back.
Suddenly, his arms wrapped around you, gently pulling you into a hug so tight you could hardly breathe. His breathing stuttered against you, and you pulled away so that you were looking him in the eye, your faces only inches from touching. Exactly like that night in the photobooth, only now you could remember every part of this. And you would for years to come.
āI didnāt know that,ā Tomās voice cracked, and your heart broke at the desperation slipping through his lips. āI didnāt know you felt like I did.ā
āLike you did?ā Your breathing stopped, and you didnāt dare believe youād heard him right.
Taking a deep breath, Tom gripped your shoulders and looked you dead in the eye, all the bravado stripped back until he was just Tom. Your Tom. āY/n L/n, I have loved you since the day I met you. Since the day you walked into that classroom, and I havenāt looked back. I never thought you felt the same, and I kept it bottled up for years. For a while, I thought I was over you, but my mum reminded me that love isnāt something that can fade just because you have a replacement.ā
āIf I could have anyone, Iād still choose you. Iād still choose your stinky morning breath and bed head, the way you canāt cook and the way you canāt stand tomatoes on your sandwich but you love ketchup. Iād choose your body and your mind, you heart and your soul, because you have meant everything to me since the day you first sat next to me in class, and I havenāt seen anything as beautiful since.ā
You blinked, barely able to absorb the words let alone process them. Youād dreamed of him saying these words for years, and yet now that you were finally hearing them, it felt less romantic than it was sad.
āYouāve loved me too? All this time?ā you choked, letting the realisation wash over you.
āAll this time, and more too,ā Tom replied, his voice low and thick with emotion.
āAnd that night in the photobooth?ā
You held your breath, not sure if you wanted to hear the answer. For once, your future was out of your hands, and it lay in the balance of a boy you had loved in private for years. You were quite literally on a knifeās edge, and whichever way you fell you had to hope there was someone to catch you.
āThat night in the photobooth was the greatest decision I ever made,ā Tom replied. āYouāre the greatest decision I ever made.ā
Maybe you wouldāve heard what he was going to say next, but you no longer cared as you flung yourself towards him and let your lips collide. As electricity sparked against your skin, you found yourself slipping once more into the dark abyss, but this time you were ready. This time the only thing you were drunk on was the scent of Tom ā and this time, you were never letting go.
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Knucklehead - Part 2
Pairing: Yoongi x OC [From Here & Now]
Genre: Idol!AU; Fluff; Some Angst
Word Count:Ā 14.3k
Warning: Some angst. Some language. Mention of an almost panic attack.
Rating: PG15
Banner Marker: @shadowsremedyā
Lovely Beta Reader: @shadowsremedyā
Authorās Note: So, this is the second and final part of a two-shot for the Bangtan Scenery āApril Showers Bring May Flowersā collab. This is Part OneĀ of it.Ā
Summary:Ā Sometimes you have to work a little harder to rebuild what was broken.
Kendall dreaded most of her nightly facetimes with Yoongi and she hated that. But the discomfort and fear that came with them just wouldnāt let up, even when six months had passed since the incident. Even as they both got comfortable with each other again and the guilt eased on either side. There was just this lingering voice in her head that said she needed to be careful before she messed up again. Messed up and really ruined their relationship, which was the last thing she ever wanted and feared she would if she slipped up in the slightest.
That fear was why two hours before every call she went through a checklist of things that needed to be done. She tried to check it as she did each task throughout the day, but sometimes she forgot one or two things. And if something on that list hadnāt been done, sheād do it, so she didnāt have to lie about doing it if he asked or if the conversation led there. Lying would help no one, especially herself.
The night of the last call before sheād see him in person - the first time in three months - was beyond nerve wracking. Sheād gotten caught up in work and was left with an hour to get everything checked off. That meant reheating her dinner and finishing it off, doing a quick fifteen-minute workout to compensate for how little sheād been able to leave her desk, and showering.
By the time the call came in she was still working on washing her face and answered just before she could rinse off the face wash.
āHello?ā Yoongi said.
Ken was out of frame which probably confused him, but once sheād dried her face the phone was adjusted so that he could see her.
āHi,ā she said.
Yoongi stared at her for a moment and said nothing, which made her stomach uneasy. But before the nerves could truly settle in, he smiled at her. One of those soft, genuine ones that expressed he was happy in some capacity. It soothed the discomfort that started to brew in her stomach and mind.
āAre you just getting in?ā he asked.
Kendall shook her head but didnāt respond right away as she poured toner into her hands to pat into her skin. Once that was done, she turned her attention back to him.
āNo, I came back around five. But I took a nap and it lasted longer than I intended it to. Which wouldāve been fine if I didnāt wake up to Ara asking for me to do some last-minute edits before she sent off my manuscript. So, I finished that in like two hours, but got so distracted trying to rephrase a sentence that it was later than I intended to finish.ā
Every word she said was careful, Kendall didnāt want to risk going on a tangent and saying the wrong thing the wrong way. Even if it were a simple misunderstanding that could be cleared up in seconds, she wanted to avoid it.
But even with how she worded it Yoongi frowned at her.
āDid you eat?ā
Kendall nodded; her eyes focused on the mirror in front of her as she applied a vitamin c serum.
āYes. Thatās why I needed the nap and I ate again a little after I woke up.ā
Sheād hoped it would end there, but of course it didnāt.
āBut why so late for lunch?ā Yoongi asked.
Without missing a beat, she answered. āI started my day later than usual by waking up at eleven. Breakfast wasnāt eaten until almost noon, so lunch wasnāt eaten until four. Plus, it was a work lunch thing with Marcus, which meant I was going to eat more than I should anyway.ā
That left him silent and though it was killing her, Kendall refused to look at her phone again until she finished the rest of her skincare. It gave her time to steel her nerves if he was going to be upset with her.
When she finally did look his gaze was elsewhere and she realized he was talking to someone else. Heād pulled the phone away, so she just simply hadnāt heard him or the other person speaking. And that was much better than him silently being upset with her. Especially since the last time heād gone that quiet on her was the day before he barely spoke to her for a month.
By the time he started paying attention again sheād moved from the bathroom to the bedroom, snuggled comfortably under her blanket. For a moment he appeared thrown off by the change in scenery, but he bounced back quickly.
āUh, what were we talking about?ā he mumbled, but before she could answer he was talking again. āOh, yeah. So, you ate. Thatāsā¦ good.ā
The hope that his momentary distraction would bring a subject change was gone and she deflated a little. But she didnāt want him to notice, so she kept her face neutral and nodded. If he caught on, he didnāt say anything about that, just stared at her again with his expression making him appear deep in thought.
It was so freaking awkward, and Kendall didnāt know what to say or do, so she simply turned her attention to flipping through Netflix. It was about a minute or so later that she found something to rewatch and the words to say.
āSo, what do you have planned for today?ā she asked.
āUh, we leave for the airport in an hour. They changed our flights last minute, so Iām just working on something until Jin says the van is here. He came over for breakfast.ā
āOh, makes sense,ā she mumbled.
Though sheād come up with a question to get things moving her brain hadnāt thought far ahead enough to have another one ready. Thankfully, Yoongi was ready to take control of the conversation.
āDid you finish the season without me? Donāt think I didnāt see Netflix reflect being four episodes ahead and then back again a day later,ā he accused.
That took away Kendallās other worries as she tried to lie her way out of saying sheād binged almost to the end. Watching shows together meant no skipping ahead at all and it was a punishable offense. There was no way she was going to outright admit it, at least not without putting up a fight.
And so, for the rest of their call they talked about that and then a few songs that Yoongi stumbled upon. He thought sheād like them, so he played them, and they listened together, chatting here and there.
Forty-five minutes later Jin came to get Yoongi since their ride was there. Yoongi waved him off and then went to say bye to Kendall.
āIāll text you before takeoff and when we land, okay?ā he said.
Kendall nodded. āIāll probably be at this work thing when you guys get here, so Iāll see you after or the next day.ā
āOkay. I love you.ā
āI love you too,ā she said.
After throwing her a quick finger heart Yoongi hung up and Kendall was alone with her thoughts. And her thoughts werenāt pretty. They lingered on the memory of his expression when she mentioned how her eating went that day and the one when she brought up the work event she had to attend. It was the same expression he gave her every time eating, rest, or working came into play. The worry was etched strongly into his features and she appreciated that he cared, but she missed not having to see it so much. Not having to see that fear that she wasnāt taking care of herself. Not having to see the lack of trust in her ability to function on a healthy level.
She understood why, but it didnāt make it hurt any less.
The clear lack of faith in her was a dagger to the heart and she couldnāt stop the tears that flowed because of it. It wasnāt surprising though since she often cried herself to sleep after their calls.
The first day and a half of the boys being in California was spent relaxing around the house the company rented for their stay. Usually theyād have schedules almost immediately, but for once they were allowed a bit more freedom. And that freedom meant that they stayed in the house and only left their roomās when someone mentioned a group movie watch.
Yoongi barely wanted to leave his room for that. Kendall had to force him to get up or he wouldāve stayed cuddled with her like they had been since sheād arrived. Which she clearly didnāt mind but told him that moving about and interacting with others for a few hours would help with the jet lag a little. Yoongi didnāt agree with that, but he gave in after she gave him several kisses.
That was how she got him to do most things during that day of relaxation. And when the next morning came and she needed to leave for something he required more kisses than either of them could count.
In truth he wouldāve let her go after the first two, but then he saw that she was willing to continue giving them until heād release her, so he got greedy. But after five minutes of being held hostage she broke free and left him all alone. He hoped sleep would come to him again, but after half an hour of nothing he was forced to get up.
After a brief shower and change he stumbled down the stairs to the living room where he found a few of the others loitering around. They were all dressed and looked ready to leave, which confused him.
āWhere are you going?ā he asked, making his presence known.
Jungkook looked his way first, his eyes widening from their half-closed state from when Yoongi entered the room. The kid looked like he was ready to pass out at any second.
āWeāre going out for breakfast, remember?ā Jin said.
Yoongi was at a loss because he couldnāt recall that ever being the plan. Heād expected at least half the day spent in the house until their schedule later on. He was ready to say he didnāt remember, but then the memory of Halsey texting Namjoon about going out during the movie came back to him.
āOops.ā
At that Jin rolled his eyes and then his focus went back to his phone. Yoongi joined him on the couch and messed around on his own phone, returning texts, and checking social media. After a few minutes everyone was downstairs and ready to go.
They piled into two separate vans and headed to wherever Halsey had set up the breakfast.
As they went Yoongiās mind drifted to Kendall. He missed her, but he mostly wondered what she was doing. She hadnāt divulged the details, just said there was some work that she needed to do or something of that nature. Yoongi hoped she ate before she got too busy and planned to text her about it until his attention was drawn elsewhere.
āDid you get a chance to look at the thing I told you about last night?ā Hoseok asked Yoongi.
Again, Yoongi was left a little confused before his brain caught up. He really needed coffee or something if he was going to get through the day.
āNo,ā he said.
At that Hoseok sighed and pulled out his phone. He tapped around for a little while until something was pulled up. Then he handed Yoongi one of his air pods and waited until it was firmly in the elderās ear before pressing play.
Yoongi sat back and listened, his mind focusing solely on the sounds from the headphones. It was a slow building instrumental and then suddenly there was the injection of Hobiās usual style when the drop hit. There were some things heād change, but he liked it. Actually, he loved it and that excitement made him forget that he was going to check on Kendall. He and Hobi dove into a deep discussion about what the goal was for it and a few tweaks that could help it along.
They were so in their own world that everyone had gotten out of the car and it took Jin coming back to knock on the window to get their attention. But that didnāt stop them. Even after they got out of the car, into the restaurant, and greeted Halsey they still were immersed in discussion. They even pulled in Joon at some point and the three of them were huddled in the booth typing things into their phones or writing them down on napkins.
They wouldāve remained that way had Jimin not gotten annoyed and slapped the table a little. āHey! We canāt keep telling the waitress we need more time.ā
That gained their attention and a sheepish expression from all of them. After that they turned their attention to the menus and when the waitress showed up again, they were ready to order. Yoongi ordered coffee and the waitress must have seen how much he needed it because she returned with a large mug for him moments later.
With food orders out of the way everyone went into conversation.
āHow much do you guys have to do before the Grammys?ā Halsey asked.
At that they all groaned.
Namjoon huffed. āWe have ten different interviews, performance practice for the Grammys and for another show, some random appearances here and there, plus some music to work on with some producers while weāre here. And letās not get started about what comes after the awards.ā
Halsey grimaced and tried to give some reassuring words, but nothing could be said that would alleviate all the tension they were feeling. Even Yoongi was feeling immense pressure when he usually handled it the best. Or at least appeared to handle it the best.
The more he sat and thought about the schedule Sejin showed them, the more he wished he was back in bed with Kendall again. That was infinitely better than most things, but definitely better than their packed schedule. Youād think that over time heād get used to BigHit having them work so much, but that was far from the truth.
āWell, you have the parties to look forward to this time. I know you guys plan to go to one or two. And youāre going to the Roc Nation Brunch, right Yoongi?ā
He nodded and chewed on his lower lip. The thought of the brunch didnāt ease his nerves, but it did get him to smile a little. He couldnāt help but look forward to going to an event that was bound to have many people whose music he admired.
āYeah. Kendall decided to go this time and Iām going with her. We have to go see a stylist to finalize some things in a few days,ā Yoongi said.
Halsey smiled. āYou must be excited. I know a few of your favorite rappers were invited and a few artists you said youād like to work with. And who want to work with you.ā
All Yoongi could do was nod. He felt giddy just thinking about it and refused to be that outwardly happy in public. The place was mostly empty because of security reasons, but that was beside the point.
After he didnāt elaborate, the conversation turned to Halseyās schedules. She was also performing and presenting at the Grammys, so theyād be seeing a lot of each other.
When the food arrived, silence reigned for a while unless someone had a comment or wanted to try something another person ordered. The more he ate the more Yoongi felt awake and like a functioning human being. Well, that and all the coffee he was consuming. He didnāt go too crazy because it would leave him jittery, but he had enough that he would be wide awake for several hours after the fact.
Just as they were finishing up though, a call brought everyoneās attention to Halsey. She gave a quick apology and walked away to answer it. When she came back, she was rolling her eyes and laughing.
āWhat?ā Jungkook asked.
Halsey shook her head. āNothing. Ken was calling me to ask about a few words in French because she needed them, and Google was of no help to her.ā
Jungkook nodded, but then pursed his lips. āWhat is she doing anyway? I know I saw her leave the house earlier and she just mentioned she had something to do.ā
After downing the rest of her water Halsey answered. āShe had a writerās club thing scheduled for today. They go to some cafe around here that a friend owns and write or brainstorm for a while. I think she said the session was going to be like five hours or so. Sheās almost at the climax of her draft and was eager to get it done and over with.ā
A weird feeling overtook Yoongi when she said that, but he tried to keep it at bay; he didnāt want to go down that train of thought. Doing that would only be taking two steps back in all the progress he made since the incident. It wasnāt like Kendall was spending all day there and she was with other people. People who were surely responsible enough to know when it was time to call it quits.
He refused to think about the possibilities of her slipping into old habits.
In his attempt to regain control of his thoughts he almost missed the cue to leave as everyone got up. He followed behind in a careful manner and tried to keep his focus on them and what was happening in the moment. There was mention of shopping around for an hour or two which was approved by Sejin. He didnāt need to buy anything or necessarily want to, but he didnāt mind the distraction.
With the plan in place they headed out and got into their respective vans. As they drove down the street a sign caught Yoongiās attention because the name was familiar, but he came up short on why. It wasnāt really important, so he didnāt try too hard to remember and found his attention moving to the other shops that they passed. A few were brands he was fond of or stores he wanted to check out, which overtook his whole not needing or wanting anything thought from before. If something caught his eye and he didnāt think the price was ridiculous then maybe heād indulge.
That thinking kept him occupied for a while as they finally exited the cars and started going in and out of stores. Everyone kept the purchases small, except for Hoseok who seemed to find something in almost every store. The man could shop for days. And as always Yoongi indulged him, following him to each store and looking around until he was done.
An hour in as they stopped to grab something to drink at a Starbucks did something click in Yoongiās head. The name on that sign was familiar because it was the one that Kendallās friend owned and the place she usually did her gatherings.
And just like that Yoongiās mind was drifting where it shouldnāt. To all the things that could go wrong if she hadnāt eaten or hydrated or didnāt have her wrist braces. To if sheād been working a lot in the days leading up and if she was on a deadline of any kind that she was hyper-focused on. To the way she looked leading up to the incident. To what she looked like when heād found her passed out and when she lay unconscious in the hospital.
It drove him up the wall and he unconsciously pulled out his phone and texted her. The message was a simple check-in message, not something out of the ordinary. What was out of the ordinary though was the way he reacted when a few minutes passed and there was no response. There was a series of texts sent.
Yoongi: I just wanted to see if you were busy or we could talk for a second?
Yoongi: Just checking in on you
Yoongi: And I miss you
Yoongi: Hello?
Yoongi: Kendallā¦
The more he texted without response the more the worry settled into his chest and wouldnāt leave. Yoongi tried to be reasonable, but his brain just kept flashing images of her in the hospital.
That led to him calling her, to which he was also met with no response. Her voicemail said something about being out of touch for a few hours and getting back to the caller later.
Thatās when he knew that he was being unreasonable. He knew that he needed to calm down and stop overthinking things. But by the time heād taken a deep breath and pulled himself together heād already led Hoseok and their security to a shop that was near the cafe. It was right next door.
When he noticed he stopped in his tracks.
Hoseok bumped into him because of the suddenness and started to grumble until he stood next to Yoongi and saw what he was looking at. From the look on his face it was clear he knew what was happening.
āJust pop in and say hi. Donāt say anything crazy to upset her.ā He patted Yoongi on the shoulder and started towards the store with one of the guards.
Upsetting her was the last thing Yoongi wanted, but something about the way Hoseok said it made him feel weird. Like the younger man knew information that he didnāt, but he had no time to think that over. He was in broad daylight and needed to get a move on so not to draw attention.
So, with his guard in tow he walked over to the cafe, took a deep breath, and knocked. It took a few more knocks to get someone to come to the door and when they did it was a woman who looked very annoyed with him. Though the expression vanished after she clearly registered who it was.
āYouāre here for Kendall?ā she asked.
Yoongi nodded. āWas just coming to see her for a minute.ā
The woman nodded and led them farther into the cafe after locking the door. They were instantly met with the stares of everyone who was there, well everyone except Kendall who was still in her own world. She had to have her arm slapped before she pushed her headphones off and paid attention. After glaring at the person whoād hit her, her eyes flitted over to Yoongi and widened.
Without a word she got up and walked over to him. āWhat are you doing here?ā
Yoongi shrugged, trying to play it cool. āWe were nearby doing some shopping and I remembered you mentioning this place, so I thought Iād swing by for a second. I missed you.ā
That had Kendall narrowing her eyes at him. She grasped his hand and led him over toward the kitchen area of the cafe, directing his guard to take a seat.
Once they were alone, she turned to him with her brow raised. āSo, you missed me and were in the area?ā
Yoongi continued to try and play it cool, but when his eyes found the slightest things āoffā about her he found it a struggle. There were slight bags under her eyes and the way she carried herself just presented this tired exterior. How had he not noticed how tired she was before?
After he realized heād remained silent for too long he shook his head and cleared his throat. āYeah, like I said we were around and as we were walking, we came this way and I thought Iād come see you while Hobi checked out his twentieth store.ā
It took a moment, but then Kendallās face relaxed as did her body. The defensive stance she took left her and Yoongi felt relieved that she was no longer seeing through him. She opened her mouth to speak, but instead ended up covering up a long yawn. That sent Yoongi into overdrive and though he was still careful he had to say something.
āYou seem tired, baby. You sure you donāt need a nap?ā he joked.
Kendall laughed, but was cut off by yet another yawn. Once that one was done, she groaned. āMaybe, I do.ā
Yoongi thought that was a great opening. āHow about you come take one with me?ā
The thing was he miscalculated when the right time to say something like that was. Kendall froze after that and her defenses went back up. Yoongi watched as she went from calm to basically glaring at him.
He messed up.
Kendall took a deep breath before speaking. āI didnāt tell you what I was doing today or where Iād be. Meaning you heard it from Hals, which is fine itās not like I was keeping a secret and I know you all were together when I called. So, none of that is a problem. And I didnāt make a fuss about you coming and disturbing this whole writing thing, something you know not to do unless itās an emergency, because I missed you and hated having to leave this morning. So also, not a problem. But what is becoming a problem is you here lying to my face. So, tell me why youāre here, Yoongi.ā
Yoongi was conflicted and wanted to play it off but lying to her would do more damage and he didnāt want that. Especially not in a place that wasnāt private where they could work out his brief moment of stupidity.
āWe were in the area and that is why I came by. I wanted to check in on you. Make sure things were going okay and that you werenā¦ā
She cut him off. āThat I wasnāt pushing myself too hard?ā
Shame filled him, but he nodded his head.
What he expected was for her to rant and rave about how tired she was of him doing that or being offended, but what he got instead were glossy eyes. He wanted to console her, but he didnāt know what to say or do. He felt out of his element.
āI havenāt properly written in two weeks because I had other work and didnāt want to overextend myself. Any writing I have done was edits here and there for Ara or just me taking a moment to go through the manuscript because I had down time. These next few weeks are crazy for me since everyone comes into town for the awards and I run around to see friends or enjoy sessions. This day was one of the few I was taking to sit and actually put words down. To make progress so I donāt feel shitty when things mellow out and I have more time to do things like write. And to hang out with friends I havenāt had the chance to see much of,ā she said.
As she spoke Yoongi watched as her eyes became glossier and finally a tear or two slipped from them. Her voice also grew softer, and each word made her sound so disconnected from what she was saying. It broke his heart.
āKendall,ā he said, stepping closer to wipe the tears from her face.
Shaking her head, she took several steps back and used the sleeve of her - well his - sweater to get rid of the tears herself.
āYou should go,ā she said.
He wanted to comfort her, to apologize, but it wasnāt the right place and heād already done enough. Nodding, he whispered a brief see you later and I love you before turning to leave. He didnāt even say anything as he went, just inclined his head so the guard would follow and left the cafe.
Hoseok emerged from the store seconds after and after one look at Yoongiās face shook his head. Without a word they walked back to where the van waited for them.
Avoiding Yoongi was what Kendall wanted to do, but of course it was the one time one of his visits to California meant theyād be seeing a lot of each other. The boys had jam pack schedules that took them all over the city and some of those included pre-Grammy events. And Kendall was forced to go to those for networking purposes and sometimes solely to be some sort of representative for her company since most of the producers there were freelance.
So, after two days of dry text responses and refusing to go where he was, she was forced in the same room as him. Which wouldāve been fine if she could ignore him the entire time or maintain her indifference, but they were in a public space. The slightest hint of trouble in paradise led to everyone and their mama knowing and having something to say about it. Sheād already seen how people got after theyād both been having a bad day and didnāt seem particularly fond of anyone, let alone each other. Everyone was ready to hear that theyād broken up or something.
No one wanted that, so sheād had to suck it up and relinquish the hurt that she felt. It was hard, but she prepared herself mentally for it. That and the reminder that she only had to stay for a few hours and would be forced to mingle helped. The more talking to others the less time spent in his presence or so she hoped.
When she arrived at the event - an hour after it started - everything was in full swing. People had drinks and were talking to everyone and anyone they could cling to. It made her want to leave right that second, but she had an obligation; so, she grabbed a drink and allowed herself to be whisked away by the first person who approached her.
Thankfully, luck was on her side. The first person to grab her was an acquaintance sheād made while working on a song for a Bruno Mars album. Sheād enjoyed their presence and they kept in touch some. He brought her over to a group of his friends - newer producers - and she hit it off with them instantly. They talked about themselves and projects theyād worked on. Two of them wanted to break into producing for international music and asked her how sheād gotten into working with K-pop artists on stuff.
The conversation was so nice that sheād pushed away her thoughts of worry and sadness, it held her focus. Though it only lasted an hour.
āWhy are they staring at them like that?ā Jess, one of the producers, asked.
That caused Kendall to pause mid-sentence to follow her gaze. Once she found what held her attention the feelings came flooding back to her, but they were quickly overshadowed by different ones. Off in the distance all the boys stood or sat around a table with one or two of their friends. But all around them clusters of people talked amongst each other but stared the boys down in a way that was uncomfortable on several levels.
Of course, there couldnāt be at one event they went to that people werenāt on their bullshit. They just didnāt know how to interact like normal humans, as if any of the boys would bite them or something.
Kendall turned back to the group, but they were already shooing her away. She reminded herself to get their contact info before she left the event and then made her way over to where the guys were.
As she walked over heads turned in her direction, but as soon as she made eye contact with those people they looked away and put some distance between the guys and themselves. It pleased her that they still remembered sheād come for anyone who did or said anything that upset any of them and she wouldnāt pull her punches.
And her glare was so effective that as she got closer to the boys everyoneās attention was actually focused on who they were talking to.
Once she reached the table, she greeted them all, but moved to Yoongiās side immediately. They werenāt people known for large displays of public affection, but when out together they remained close. So, when she walked up, he laced his fingers in hers as soon as she reached for his hand and they smiled at each other.
The smiles were forced, but not necessarily fake. At least on Kendallās end. She had a reason to smile, she was amongst friends and just left a wonderful conversation, but there were also reasons to not be that into it. First, sheād had to come and put a stop to people making the boys feel awkward. Second, as she noted that people werenāt blatantly staring or gossiping the hurt bubbled back up.
Maintaining eye contact with Yoongi long enough that she didnāt seem to be dodging his gaze was hard, but she managed it. When that awkward situation was done, she turned her attention to everyone else.
āHow long have you guys been here?ā she asked.
Namjoon glanced down at his watch. āA little after they started. Sejin wanted us to get here earlier to make sure we talked to somebody. That happened in the first ten minutes and now weāre just here for a while.ā
Kendall nodded.
āHow about you?ā Jungkook asked.
āOh, I was an hour late.ā
At that they all rolled their eyes and she heard a few murmurs about how she was lucky she could just show up whenever. It made her laugh that they envied her when they were all at the event against their will for longer than they wanted to be.
After that small talk they all dove into discussing something Namjoon read and thought everyone else should read too. It was hard to tell him no when he was so passionate about something, so they all let him talk up the book. Kendall had to admit by the time he finished she planned to at least look it up.
But even as she attempted to give him most of her attention her gaze and mind continued to wander towards Yoongi. He was also listening intently, but every so often heād glance her way with something that couldāve been akin to longing. And she wanted to give in but then her mind flashed back to two days before. The worry on his face and the way heād tried to find a roundabout way to get her to leave her session early. But most of all the lack of trust in her being able to take care of herself. That hurt the most and though a part of her deemed it a valid worry of his, it didnāt take away the fact that she wasnāt okay with it and was upset. And no matter how much she reasoned with herself she couldnāt look past that. She couldnāt bring herself to talk it out either. Not yet.
And if forced to spend more time in that set up she wouldāve bought the book Namjoon was talking about and given into Yoongi. But she was saved by the clearing of a throat into a mic. Everyoneās attention moved to the makeshift stage near the bar, watching and listening intently as the host introduced themselves. From there a few speakers went up and there was a newer artist who was nominated for a Grammy who performed. Kendall really liked their sound and made a mental note to check out more of their work.
After about an hour and a half of that everyone went back to conversing amongst themselves, but the crowd had seemingly grown. People were much closer to the group then they were before, and they seemed to be trying to talk to the boys more. Kendall wasnāt even the focus and she was overwhelmed, so she couldnāt imagine how they felt about it.
That is until she felt a hard squeeze to her hand. Glancing up she noted that Yoongi was nodding along to whatever the man in front of him was saying, but his body was tense. And from the way he grimaced every so often she could tell he wasnāt okay.
Too many people around with focus on him in a space he wasnāt comfortable in wasnāt a good combination. It led to small attacks and she wanted to avoid those.
Kendall had to interject.
Putting on a small smile she turned her attention to the man talking. āIām sorry. I need to borrow him for a moment. So, if you would excuse us.ā
There was no waiting for a response from him, she merely used their interlocked fingers to pull Yoongi away from the table and the crowd. As they went, she made eye contact with Sejin who nodded in understanding, but she didnāt stop walking until they were out of the main hall and inside an empty supply closet.
Once inside she turned so she was facing him, releasing his hand so both of hers could cup his face. He didnāt look at her at first, his eyes closed and his chest moving rapidly as he regulated his breathing. That hurt her heart and she felt the frustration brewing, but she kept it at bay. Leaning forward she pressed her forehead to his and her eyes fluttered shut. She started breathing deep and slow, her fingers caressing his cheeks. After a few seconds, his breathing matched hers and once she felt he was calm her eyes opened.
The second hers were open so were his. There was still a strong sense of unease in his expression, but he no longer looked on the verge of an attack. It gave her some relief.
āYou okay?ā she asked softly.
Yoongi nodded.
āYoon. Are you sure youāre okay?ā
Again, his eyes closed, and she was worried he was slipping into an attack, but when he opened them again, he appeared more at peace.
āI promise, baby,ā he said, his voice scratchy.
She nodded, softly chewing on her lower lip for a moment.
āDo you want to leave? We can tell Sejin and Iām sure the boys are looking for an excuse to escape.ā
āPlease,ā he said.
That was all Kendall needed before she was pulling out her phone. To her surprise Namjoon had already texted to say they were leaving and would head to where they were staying before meeting at her apartment. Yoongi had clothes at her place so there was no need for him to go back with them.
āTheyāre already gone. Is going back to mine okay?ā she asked.
Yoongi opened his mouth to speak, but then he just nodded again. He was still clearly fighting off the effects of what almost happened.
Kendall wanted him out of there as soon as possible. So, she pressed a kiss to his nose and then grabbed his hand, leading them out to her car. And even after they had to let go of each other to get in, their hands found each other again once secured inside. She drove with their fingers intertwined, allowing Yoongi to use her hand as a distraction.
When they arrived at the apartment, she grabbed some things and took a shower in the guest bathroom. She wanted to stick to Yoongiās side, but she also knew he needed some time to himself. No matter how much having people around helped a moment to collect yourself and work through it always helped more.
About half an hour after their arrival the boys showed up with food and Yoongi emerged from her bedroom swathed in a large hoodie and a pair of sweatpants. He didnāt say much of anything and no one pushed him to. They all ate their dinner in a comfortable silence while watching something Taehyung choose on the TV.
Though Kendall thought the night would remain calm the boys chose to play some video games and Mario Kart and Smash Bros got them real competitive. It was amusing to watch, but it made her happy because itās what brought Yoongi out of his shell and got him to smile a little.
However, after three hours and them still going strong Kendall felt tired. No matter how much she tried her eyes wouldnāt remain open and it was time to throw in the towel.
She carefully got off the couch, catching none of their attention, and moved toward her bedroom. Before she disappeared though she turned around and clapped loudly, gaining everyoneās focus, and making someone lose.
āIām going to bed. You can stay or you can go. You all know that I donāt care, and the extra blankets and pillows are where they always are.ā
At that they nodded and refocused their attention on starting up the game. And Kendall made it to her bedroom, pushing back her blanket and once laid out she allowed it to consume her.
As she laid there and listened to the boysā yell, she hoped it would be the thing to lull her to sleep, but nothing came. Her mind wandered, several subjects coming to the forefront as she dodged the one thing that was the real reason she was still up. It was persistent, always finding a way to weave itself into something else she was thinking about. After some time, it reached a point where she was in tears because she couldnāt shake it.
That vulnerability was all it needed to strike.
Her thoughts were the same every night. How life was so stressful and how she still felt in that weird limbo with Yoongi. And the recent incident didnāt help her at all. It made her feel like she was farther away from fixing things fully than she actually was. Made her think that Yoongi would never trust her in that aspect of her life ever again. And reminded her of how sheād failed herself in not seeing the signs of her downfall. Her therapist said that she couldnāt blame herself for that and she agreed with her, but that didnāt stop the thoughts from surfacing.
It was all too much and before she knew it all it took was the soft shouting of Yoongi to send her into a full-on sob. She wished she could stop it, but all that she could manage was maintaining her silence.
Kendall didnāt know how long she laid there crying to herself or when the boys stopped yelling at each other. The next time she became aware of anything besides what was going on in her head was when the bed dipped, and she was pulled into a chest.
Yoongi whispered softly that it was okay and that he was there while wiping her tears away. She wasnāt very present, but she heard him sniffle and thatās when the dam broke a little more. It wasnāt long before she felt tears that werenāt from her.
They both laid there and cried until sleep claimed them.
The next morning Yoongi woke up in the bed alone and tucked in. When he finally had the energy to venture out, he found Kendall in the kitchen with Jin preparing breakfast. They were in their own little world and he didnāt dare disturb that, even if he did have questions about how heād found her the night before.
He greeted them, made his coffee, and found the other boys in the living room. They all appeared as disheveled as he felt, so the room plummeted into silence after brief good mornings were uttered. Everyone focused on the TV playing some show in front of them, but it didnāt really hold their attention. Or at least it didnāt hold Yoongiās attention much.
After waking up Yoongi was always a bit out of it for a while, even as he functioned as if he were wide awake. It took some time - and some coffee - to get him to a point where things felt not so distorted. Food also helped, and thankfully after the second failed attempt to keep his eyes open it was done and being brought into the living room. It was the usual location for them to eat despite Kendall having a perfectly comfortable dining area.
Eating was also a silent affair. There was a little talking occasionally, but it was mostly asking someone to pass something here or there. But there was nothing off about that kind of thing, the combination of food and just waking up was reason enough to not want to speak to each other. Plus it wasnāt like the silence left things awkward, theyād all grown comfortable enough with each other to just simply be in each otherās presence sometimes.
By the time they finished everyone was much livelier and seemed ready to start the day. At that point they prepped to rotate taking showers to get ready for the day. Some of the boys had separate things they wanted to do and Sejin apparently dropped some stuff off for them, so they didnāt have to leave to get ready.
Yoongi jumped into the shower while Kendall and Jin cleaned the dishes - something they insisted on. By the time he stepped out of it his mind was cleared and he only had one thought in his head. Why was Kendall crying? He feared there was something wrong that she hadnāt told him about. But he also feared that heād been the cause of her tears. There was no clear way for him to know which one scared him more.
It didnāt matter though, he needed to know what was wrong so he could possibly help someway. Knowing that he was maybe the cause was better than not knowing at all. Especially if it wasnāt the first time it occurred.
So, when Kendall walked into the room moments after he finished getting dressed, he opened his mouth to speak, but didnāt get the chance.
āGoodness, I feel like I sweated through every orifice of my body last night. I definitely need to shower again,ā she said dramatically, already pulling off her clothes.
That made him pause and smile a little at her behavior. It halted his thoughts of saying something long enough that just as he attempted to speak again, she was already cutting him off.
āIām going to take a quick shower. But Max said he was coming a little earlier and since we all slept in, he should be here soon. Can you make sure someone lets him up?ā she asked, turning to look at him for the first time since she entered.
Yoongi knew that was his moment to say it, but then his brain short circuited seeing her naked like that and that momentary lapse told him he wasnāt ready for that conversation yet. He wouldnāt be reacting like some kid seeing his first boob if his brain wasnāt looking for something else to focus on so he could avoid the crying.
He nodded.
Kendall smiled and gave him a thumbs up before skipping into the bathroom. Once the door was closed Yoongi fell back onto the bed and groaned. Of course, he froze up just as he almost did it. Of course, his mind drifted elsewhere. All heād done for the last few months was struggle with getting to the point with her and things were suffering because of it. He thought heād gotten better, but obviously not back to normal.
He hated the weird place they were in.
There was no stewing in his annoyance for long though, he needed to keep a lookout for Max. Raising from the bed, he grabbed his phone and shuffled out to the living room. Taehyung, Jimin, and Namjoon were laid out on the couch and focused on their phones. All of them in a fresh pair of clothes and slightly damp hair.
āWhat are you guys doing?ā Namjoon asked once Yoongi took a seat.
Taehyung and Jimin said they were going to see a few museums or something. Once they finished Yoongi muttered about going to a studio with Kendall, Max, and a few others.
Namjoon perked up at that. āCan I come?ā
His suddenness startled Yoongi who glanced over at him with a raised brow. āI thought you were going with the other three?ā
At that Namjoon simply shrugged. āWe were going to go out a little far out to get some pictures and just relax, but I kind of want to go to the studio. Even if itās just sitting there and hanging out versus doing anything productive.ā
Yoongi could get that. āYeah, Iām sure thatās fine. It was us all just catching up and messing around anyway. Itās one of those rare times everyone is in the same place so we can meet up and meet people.ā
Namjoon smiled at that and got up heading towards the guest bedroom. Yoongi could hear him tell the others he was abandoning them with a whole of excitement. He was sure if the younger man didnāt specify what he was leaving for theyād be offended.
In his absence Max showed up and Yoongi let him in. They greeted each other with the same friendly fondness that they always did. And as usual they dove into their own world after Max said hello to the others. The conversation was focused on catching up and what they were up to. They both were very over all the things they had to show up for during the days leading up to the Grammys. Every event was basically the same and theyād much prefer chilling or doing something that they wanted to.
āSo, youāre going to the Roc Nation Brunch?ā Max asked.
Yoongi nodded. āYeah, Kendall doesnāt want to go alone.ā
āAnd you also really want to go and see who you can meet,ā Max said, seeing right through him.
Yoongi laughed and rubbed the back of his neck. Of course, everyone saw through his whole thing about just going for Kendall. He was going for that reason, but he wasnāt going to deny that he was excited to be amongst people he looked up to all his life or admired. Even if nothing came of it, he'd still have a good time being there.
Before he could verbalize anything though Kendall emerged from the bedroom dressed and hair up in a bun. She smiled at Max and waved before venturing down to the guest bedroom. Her head peaked in and Yoongi faintly heard her say that Jungkook could shower in her room.
When she returned, her and Max went into conversation while Yoongiās attention was drawn in by Namjoon showing him something. And they all stayed like that until Jin, Hoseok, and Jungkook were dressed and ready to go. After Sejin confirmed he was waiting for them they headed down, but just as they reached the elevators Hoseok paused.
āI think I forgot my charger,ā he said.
Kendall was already in the elevator and stepped out, but Hoseok waved her off.
āYou guys go down. Yoongi can open the door for me, right?ā
For a moment Kendall appeared confused, but then she simply nodded and stepped back in. Yoongi was just outside the doors so he simply turned and led Hoseok back towards the apartment.
Once they were inside, he expected him to go look for the thing, but Hoseok merely turned to face him, his lips in a deep-set frown.
āWhat?ā Yoongi asked, both confused and worried.
A second or two passed and Hoseok said nothing, which was horrible on Yoongiās nerves. But before he could ask again, he started talking.
āIām guessing you found her crying or looking like she cried herself to sleep last night?ā he asked, though it sounded more like a statement.
That made Yoongi freeze. How the hell he knew about her crying was beyond him, but it made him feel even worse that his friend knew what the heck was going on, but Yoongi was clueless. Had Kendall told him what was wrong, or did he find out by chance? Yoongi really needed to know.
āHo...ā Yoongi started.
āThe month you were being an ass I had to come here for work remember? I had a hotel room but I mostly stayed here and the first night after we watched a movie she went to bed a little early. She must have forgot I was there or was just too distraught to stop herself, but she cried then too. I went to check on her when it lasted for several minutes and found her full on sobbing in bed. Once I got her calm I asked her about it. And even then she cried every night after. Now did she cry or not?ā
Hearing that made Yoongiās chest tight and his breathing a little labored. He wanted to ask more, but he couldnāt find the words and Hoseok was awaiting an answer. Not trusting his voice Yoongi nodded.
Hoseok chewed on his lower lip for a second before sighing. āOkay, so Iām not supposed to tell you and I technically wonāt, but you two need to talk. Of course, you need to discuss what happened a few days ago, but you also need to bring up the crying. You have to do it tonight, okay? This crap canāt be held off any longer or itās only going to get worse.ā
The urgency in Hoseokās voice made Yoongiās stomach churn. He really needed to know what the hell happened, but he knew that only one person could give him those answers and it would be wrong to press someone else for them.
āOkay,ā Yoongi said when he finally found his voice.
After staring at him for a while Hoseok nodded and they left the apartment. Their descent was made in silence and Yoongi tried to keep his expression as blank as would be considered normal, he couldnāt look upset or like he was trying too hard to look fine. Kendall or Namjoon would pick up on things and he didnāt need that.
But once he got into Maxās car Namjoon glanced at him once and it was like he saw right through him. Yoongi gave him a look that relayed to not ask question and Namjoonās mouth clamp shut into a firm line. Thankfully though Kendall was too focused on a call to glance his way longer than a second so she couldnāt scrutinize him.
Once he was settled, Max pulled off and they made their way to the studio. It was a quick trip and soon enough Yoongi didnāt have to worry about Kendall possibly catching on because she was wrapped up in everything else.
Her distraction led to Yoongi watching her closely. Of course, he was in the conversation and actively enjoying himself, but he also took into account everything that she did. The way she slowly became more comfortable and how she smiled. It was wider and much more genuine than heād seen in a while. Everything about her was much freer than heād seen her in what felt like forever and that was a punch to the gut.
That realization dampened his mood and made the last two hours of their session a bit hard to bear. He kept up with conversation and even took over the computer to add on a suggestion of his, but he was no longer as excited to be there.
In fact, Yoongi was anxious to leave.
Around six they were picked up in a van with the other boys and went out for a quick dinner. Yoongi was sure that Hoseok let the others know that he and Kendall needed some time alone if the way they inhaled their food was any indication.
But things couldnāt go that smoothly.
Just as Yoongi was going to say he was going back with Kendall, Sejin said they needed to have a meeting at the house. Of course, he didnāt know how long it would be, so having Kendall wait for them was unreasonable.
Another stop to his plans.
They parted ways and Yoongi all but shouted the meeting needed to happen the second they stepped into the door. It shocked no one - except maybe Sejin - and they got right to it. The subject was just about how the next few days would ramp up and theyād have the morning off the next day, but that evening was meant for some interviews and more practice.
The moment that was finished Yoongi was already out of the house and hopping into the car that stayed behind. The staff member driving knew where to take him without a word. And for the twenty-minute drive he sat with his leg bouncing and chewing on the tip of his nail.
Once at the building he all but ran inside, throwing a quick thank you over his shoulder. He spent the entire elevator ride trying to find the right words to say and when the doors opened, he was so sure of himself. However, once he got inside his nerves hit. It wasnāt that heād lost his edge, but he heard something that sounded like whimpering.
He was right that it was a regular occurrence.
Yoongi steeled himself and made his way to the bedroom. He didnāt want to rush in and startle her too much, so he took his time pushing the door open and making his way to her side. He crawled into the bed and pulled back the cover from her head.
Kendall looked surprised, but it was clearly pushed aside as she tried to rid herself of the tears. It didnāt change that her eyes were bloodshot and her hands shaky.
āWhat are you doing here?ā she asked, her voice cracking.
Yoongi wanted to simply comfort her and tell her it would be okay, but he didnāt fully know what was going on. And without knowing and talking things through he couldnāt promise things like that.
āBaby, we need to talk,ā he said, hoping the term of endearment would soothe any worries about what he planned to say.
There was no obvious reaction to it, though he did feel her stiffen a little. For a second, he thought sheād change the subject, but after a deep breath she nodded.
Carefully he moved both of them into a sitting position. She had her back against the headboard with her legs crossed and he sat opposite her, his hands taking in hers.
Several minutes passed in silence. Yoongi knew she needed a minute and refused to push her. He wanted their conversation to go by smoothly and that meant being hyper aware of how either of them felt before saying anything.
A hand squeeze was the signal for him to proceed.
āHow about we start with why I found you crying two nights in a row,ā he said softly.
That made her clam up a bit, but Yoongi squeezed her hands on and off to comfort her. After a few seconds she physically relaxed and took a deep breath.
āI havenāt... Iā¦ā More squeezes of reassurance and she worked through it. āIt felt like the world crumbled down around us the moment we came back from the hospital. I knew Iād messed up and that it would take some time to rebuild things, but I donāt know at what point the rebuilding is complete. I donāt know when I can finally relax and not feel like something I say or do that leans slightly into not so healthy territory will upset you. Of course, Iām making a strong effort to be better for myself above anything else, but some things just canāt be helped. Sometimes Iām going to work a little too hard or skip a meal solely because Iām not hungry.
āBut when is it the time that I can do that without feeling like Iām letting you down, Yoongi? When do I get to stop feeling like that, youāre five seconds away from shutting down and cutting me out for a month again? I get it and I understand that this is a lot on you and youāre still working through some of it yourself, but when does it stop? Does it ever? Or are we stuck in this infinite loop of me fearing the wrong move will completely destroy our relationship just like I thought it would after it happened?ā
Halfway through her mini rant Kendall started crying again. She tried to hold them back, but it was clear that she knew it was a losing battle. So Yoongi watched them flow down her cheeks. He watched as her voice broke and she became distraught. He watched as the thick wall that had still been between them started to crack a little.
And he hated it.
Yoongi hated that it took six months before they could get to a point where everything was finally laid out. He hated it because he knew how much of it was his own fault. Kendall wanted to talk about it once heād stopped giving her the cold shoulder, but he thought a slow approach was best. And when everything was normal-ish, he was sure heād worked through the urge to react a little aggressively when she seemed to slip into the habits that landed her in the hospital.
His behavior was hypocritical. While she lived in fear sheād do something to set him off, he continued his habits every so often and sometimes even brushed off her concern. It was truly messed up.
At some point he was so in his head thinking about how heād messed up that he almost forgot that the love of his life was across from him crying and waiting for a response.
Taking a deep breath Yoongi glanced up and stared into her eyes. It broke his heart to see how watery they were, but he needed to get through it and not just jump to comforting her. There would be nothing else to get him off track.
āI know this hasnāt been easy. Itās sucked hard the last few months and I know it wasnāt handled the best. I worked through my emotions and didnāt think we needed to go further than the progress weād made. I sat blind to the fact that I was still clinging to the fear and making it hard for you to be free with me. To say what you want without worry about me being upset. And for that Iām really sorry. Iām so fucking sorry, Kendall. And I have to apologize for the way I stormed into your writing session. I let my worries overtake me instead of trusting you, which is shitty. I trust you with all that I am, and I never want you to think I donāt. And I promise to make sure that I donāt make you feel that way again.
āFrom now on we are going to be our normal selves. There are going to be moments where we push a little too hard or slip up, but I know neither of us will go through what happened again. Iāll stop the weirdness and if I slip up please let me know. I will not be upset if you call me on my bullshit. Okay?ā
Since she was still crying, she couldnāt speak so she just nodded.
With that out of the way Yoongi finally pulled her into him. With the force they fell back onto the bed, but he didnāt mind at all. His arms wrapped around her waist and he pressed kisses all over her face. After a while she giggled and tried to get him to stop. However, Yoongi refused to let up and at some point she ended up pinned underneath him.
Once he had enough of being jabbed in the side, he stopped but didnāt move from where he was straddling her. His eyes softened and his hands reached to caress her face. He felt nothing but affection course through him as he stared at her. The smile on her face was radiant and it was the first time in months she looked at him that way.
āI love you,ā he said.
That only made her smile shine brighter. āI love you too.ā
After their talk and another brief conversation things got better. Kendall felt she could be much freer in what she did or said around Yoongi and he felt a weight lift from his shoulders. They were busy so there wasnāt a lot of time spent together, but any time that was in each otherās presence could be described in one word.
Disgusting.
At least to everyone who had to be in their presence.
They were so free that their affection and love were always present. If they werenāt kissing, they were cuddling. And if cuddling was out of the question, they were holding hands or linking pinkies. It was as if they were forgoing their usual not so intense public affection to make up for lost time. And if they didnāt have any shame - which it never felt like they did - theyād probably end up dry humping each other on the couch during movie night. Everyone was thankful it never came to that.
Kendall was very aware of how their behavior was affecting everyone, but she didnāt care all that much. At some point she planned to scale it back to normal, but for the time being she thought it was fine for them to just deal with it. Especially since they werenāt as bad as Jimin and that girl he dated for six months. The thought of the compromising positions sheād found them in would forever send a chill down her spine.
But she could admit they were maybe overdoing it after it taking five minutes for them to part ways and get ready for the brunch. They had to be dragged apart and pulled from the bedroom so they could start the day. It was kind of funny, but also a little cringy. Though sheād take that over non-stop tension any day.
Their separation wasnāt for long though. After a little over an hour of hair and make-up they met in the kitchen, both grabbing a snack. Yoongi was almost fully dressed. He wore olive green slacks and a white button up. His gray hair was styled to where it covered most of his forehead, but there was a small part near the center. He looked good and his pants made his butt pop a little. Though it was still no match for Kendallās. She wore a dress of the same color. It was off the shoulder with flowy sleeves and though the material of the top hung a little loose the skirt of it was tight. It met and molded with every curve she had.
Yoongi surely appreciated it.
āStop staring at my butt, please and thank you,ā she muttered after downing a glass of water.
āThatās not going to happen,ā Yoongi muttered.
Turning to face him fully she took away his view, which led to him pouting at her. While it was a little adorable, she couldnāt forget that the reason he was pouting was because he couldnāt be a perv.
Moving closer her arms wrapped around his neck and she leaned her head on his shoulder. There were some complaints about her curls getting into his mouth, but he wrapped his arms around her waist and placed a kiss on her bare shoulder.
āYou look good, love,ā Kendall muttered.
āSo, do you,ā he replied.
Kendallās eyes fluttered closed after that and she just stayed like that. Being wrapped in his arms was nice and she never wanted to leave them if she could help it. But obviously that wasnāt allowed.
āI told you five minutes to grab a snack. Youāre not going to be upset with me because I didnāt have the time to add some extra touches to your hair,ā Kendallās stylist, Michelle, said.
Holding back a laugh Kendall pulled away from Yoongi and winked before following behind the woman. She wasnāt really annoyed with her but testing her was also not the best idea; she could get mean.
The next time they saw each other was in the car taking them to the event. They were running a little behind, but neither of them cared much. They were definitely not going to be the last ones to get there.
āI had a feeling youād choose those,ā he commented as they got out of the car to make their entrance.
At first Kendall was confused, but then she noticed his head incline towards her shoes. Sheād chosen a pair with a thicker heel since Michelle wouldnāt allow her to wear flats or fashionable sneakers.
She scoffed and pressed closer to him as his arm wrapped around her waist.
āOf course. Do you want to have to massage my feet so they feel better after that torture?ā she asked.
Then it was Yoongiās turn to scoff. āAs if youāre not going to make me after you wear those.ā
They were on the carpet where photos would be taken by then but it didnāt stop her from lightly swatting at him.
āDonāt act like you donāt volunteer half of the time.ā
āDonāt act like I donāt volunteer in order to maybe get something out of it,ā he retorted.
Her instinct was to keep going, but she merely laughed at him. He wasnāt wrong per se. It took a moment for them to come out of their own little world and realize there were cameras pointed at them. They quickly got it together and took one too many pictures.
From there it was full steam ahead. They entered the party and were immersed in people. They were saying hi to acquaintances, catching up and hanging out with friends, and interacting with people they hadnāt before. At some point there was a brief conversation with Jay-Z and BeyoncĆ© before Jay Park swooped up and pulled Kendallās attention.
But no matter who they were talking to both were glued to each otherās side. Yoongi would be having a completely different conversation with a different set of people then Kendall and still had their fingers laced. And when they werenāt too focused on anything they were practically cuddled together and happy in their own space.
A few hours of drinks and conversation made them want to go home though. So, despite the promise to stay a little longer they made their exit and headed home. Though there were a few quick stops for food and things.
Once at Kendall's apartment they got ready for bed and then proceeded to struggle to make a fort in the living room for thirty minutes. The entire time was spent yelling after the sheets collapsed on them and laughter when they accidentally crashed into each other because they couldnāt see. In retrospect they shouldāve used more than light from the TV and a lamp to do it.
When theyād finally finished the fort, got the coffee table moved, retrieved way too many pillows and blankets, and set their snacks out they finally got comfortable. They cuddled close and turned their focus to the TV.
Yoongi was in charge of picking what they watched since Kendall didnāt care much and he was clearly struggling. Kendall was going to offer some help but then his head turned to her and in a second his lips were on hers. Though shocked she returned the kiss, pressing even closer to keep it going.
A minute or so later Yoongi pulled away and smiled at her.
āI love you,ā he said.
āI love you too,ā she said without hesitation.
For a little while they stared at each other and said nothing. They didnāt need to though. Basking in each other was enough for that moment.
Who knows how long it took before they looked away from each other, but when they did Kendall felt a flurry of butterflies in her stomach and everything seemed right with the world for once.
āVeronica Mars rewatch?ā he asked.
Kendall nodded.
āVeronica Mars rewatch!ā she screamed.
That made Yoongi laugh and shake his head, but he was already pressing play on the first episode of season one.
The day of the Grammys started much like the day of the brunch. Neither of them wanted to leave the bed, but they needed to start the day. Kendall had a thing or two to do before she got ready and since the boys were performing, they had to do a few more run-throughs.
It was tough, but they started their days on a high note and were ready to end it on that too. Yoongi came into practice focused and ready to get things done. He wanted things to go smoothly and for them to leave an impression. And with the set they were performing they were sure to do so.
Practice lasted for a few hours. It was briefly done in their own little room, but for most of it they were on the stage. It went well, though there were a few tweaks here and there as they looked back on what they did. Thankfully, nothing major was wrong and all of them were in the right state of health to go on.
When everything was done, they headed back to the house to shower, eat, and get ready. Since there were enough bathrooms for all of them there was no waiting, which Yoongi was eternally grateful for. He did not smell his best and his muscles were a little sore from use. Showering helped with that and gave him the time to breathe.
Once finished and dressed in loose clothing he went down to the kitchen to grab some of the food, which he devoured faster than usual. Which wasnāt good since it merely increased the tired feeling heād been ignoring and hoping would go away. But he was in luck. Theyād wrapped things up quickly enough that there was time for him to take a nap.
That isnāt what he did once his body hit the bed though. Sleep was on his mind, but it was quickly overshadowed by Kendall. Heād texted her earlier, but she hadnāt gotten back to him, which bothered him. And surprisingly it wasnāt because he was worried, but because he was being a pouty baby about being ignored. He debated blowing up her phone just to get on her nerves, but then remembered she had a lot to do and she was feeling extremely nervous about the night.
Yoongi understood that though, it was going to be nerve wracking. The boys were performing and up for an award. Which would be fine, but then Yoongi was also up for Producer of the Year Non-classical. He and Kendall were up for it together. If they were both separate entries it would be one thing, but they shared the possibility of winning and that made him want it more. He thought she deserved to win, and he wanted to win for himself.
At some point he got so in his head that he didnāt even realize heād drifted off. It was like even in his sleep his mind was only focused on that. Which meant the nap helped, but his thoughts running meant that he didnāt get the full affect. When Hoseok shook him awake all he could do was groan and wish he was asleep again.
But alas he had to get his behind in gear. So, he downed some coffee and let the staff take over from there. His outfit was handed to him and he changed into it before coming back out for his hair and make-up to be done. It was going to be a simple look make-up wise and changed up a little for the performance. And his hair was styled over his forehead, but there was some waviness to it.
After two hours of everyone getting ready, they headed out again. Yoongi could feel his nerves ramp up and the energy in the car was also very uneasy. There was excitement too, but that just made things worse. And when they arrived, he felt like he was going to vomit. It took some deep breaths and a quick pep talk from Joon to get them all to normal levels of nervous.
With a calmer state of mind Yoongi stepped out of the car, only moving far enough so the others could get out too. The picture taking was almost immediate and Yoongi steeled him so as soon as he heard the first click. Once Namjoon was out he took the lead and led them inside and onto the carpet. They stopped for several photos and a few quick interviews, which were basically just the same questions over and over again.
It wasnāt until about five minutes into being on the carpet that something caught Yoongiās interest. From the corner of his eye he saw a flash of purple enter the carpet and only pause for about thirty seconds before moving along. He knew who it was before his head even fully turned.
Kendall was in a long lilac dress that had two slits up to the middle of her thigh and a pair of white heels that she probably hated. Her hair was braided into a crown, which he knew took a while because of how thick it was, even when straightened.
She looked beyond beautiful and she was planning on walking right past them.
Never one for lingering long on carpets, Kendall merely glanced his way and winked before preparing to go on her merry way, but that wasnāt going down. Yoongi moved away from the boys, confusing their interviewer, and grasped her hand pulling her over to where they were despite heavy protest.
Once with the group again he smiled and acted as if he hadnāt thrown all of them off. And that smile grew wider when Kendall stopped objecting once in front of the camera. She was known to have no problem speaking her displeasure no matter the setting, but she also tried her best to keep her cool in those situations.
After recovering from the interruption, the interview continued as normal. There were a few questions thrown at Kendall, but she answered them with ease. And a few moments later they were being directed into the main room. Thatās when she took the chance to lightly punch Yoongi in his arm.
āJerk,ā she mumbled.
He just laughed and allowed her to take the lead. They were all sitting together from what heād seen earlier, which worked for him because heād need his brothers and her by his side to get through the evening.
About twenty minutes after they got into their seats things started, and the focus went there. Cameras would be everywhere, and they would especially be on them, so there was the need to be present for the most part. He could lean over and whisper something in Kendallās ear every so often to make her laugh, but besides that he had to keep it together.
About an hour in, staff came to grab the boys and Yoongi placed a quick kiss on Kendall's hand before going to get ready. The moment he got backstage it was hectic and his mind could only focus on being ready to go. They went through wardrobe, hair, and make-up within twenty minutes and then moved to their positions.
When the music started Yoongi felt his heart rate increase, but he tried to keep it down. It wasnāt even his turn yet. Jungkook was up first.
The boys had decided on using their performance as a moment to highlight their solo stuff and their group work. Theyād all get about thirty seconds on their own set and that would shift seamlessly into the next one. Once that was over, they would come together for their newest title track, which reflected a lot more with old Bangtan music.
Yoongi was going to be the last to go and though he had newer music he had chosen Agust D to perform. When it was his turn he came out and performed with the charisma that he was known for. And then just where the verse shouldāve kept going, he stopped and the whole place went black. When the lights came back up, he was in a formation with the others and he continued, the group song starting with a verse from him.
The crowd responded nicely to it and the energy in the place was crazy. Even when they finished their set, the applause finished, and he was back in his seat the adrenaline coursed through him. He was on a high.
That new energy fueled him and kept him grounded through the rest of the show. And then it died a little when they mentioned the category the boys were up for. He was sure they wouldnāt win it, but that didnāt stop him from hoping. And when he was proven right it didnāt bother him much. However, soon after it was time for the other award and his energy dipped even further.
Kendall suddenly gripped his hand tight in hers and turned her head to look at him. They had a brief moment and it was like without words they comforted each other. Both of them relaxed a little more, but their hands still gripped one anotherās fiercely.
The nominees felt like they were being announced slower than the rest, but Yoongi kept his face cool. Cameras were definitely on them and he couldnāt let them try to gauge what he was feeling. But after what felt like an eternity, he felt his resolve slipping, only to hear their names being called as the winners. Shock hit him hard.
Yoongi stood immediately and was pulled into the embrace of the other boys, but his hand still never left Kendallās. Thatās when he noticed that she was still sitting and processing. After a few seconds she also stood and accepted the boyās affections before they were led up to the stage.
Since he was clearly the more present of the two, he took the moment to speak.
āWhoa, I didnāt think weād get this. I come into every award situation hoping but making sure that I donāt think Iām going to. It does not keep me from being a little disappointed when it doesnāt happen, much like earlier, but it makes it easier. But my goodness does this make up for it. Me and my brothers couldnāt win tonight as a team, but this win is for me and them as they have been with me throughout my journey as I grew as a producer. And of course, itās for the lovely Kendall who has cemented herself as someone passionate about her craft and has been able to do what she loves for years now. Who has also helped me push to be better at what I do and pushes herself to do the same. Without any of them I wouldnāt be standing here thinking this award is going to vanish from my hands at any moment.ā
Yoongiās voice got a bit shaky towards the end, but he tried to play it off with laughter. By the time he was done Kendall had calmed herself and wiped free the stray tears. Yoongi stood back from the mic and let her talk.
āThank goodness for Yoongi or I wouldnāt have had time to stall and pull it together. This is just so freaking cool and though itās never been a goal or specific want of mine like it has been his I still am so grateful. I donāt ever think Iāll win or be awarded things, so itās always the biggest shock in the world when I do. And I wouldnāt be here without having people believe in me achieving things like this. Without people not brushing me off and actually listening to what I have to say or show them. Without a mother who knocked sense into me when I thought pursuing multiple creative passions was a pipe dream. Or without friends who challenge me even when I think Iāve found what works best for me. Or without Yoongi, who is someone willing to take my bullshit and give it back tenfold. It really does take a village and I couldnāt be more thankful for mine. Thank you.ā
At some point sheād reached her hand back to take Yoongiās and once she finished her speech, he squeezed it tight. With that done there was another round of applause and they were taken backstage. They took a few photos and then the BigHit staff took the awards from them so they could finish out the night.
And if anyone thought they were clingy before; they hadnāt seen anything.
From the moment they got back to their seats - after a round of congratulations from everyone around them - they were inseparable. Even as they went through some exit interviews and made their way to an after party.
They were just so happy and so free of inhibitions that there were probably multiple videos of them a little drunk, singing and dancing along to the music a little aggressively. They also kept making out and had to be reminded they were in public.
But that didnāt matter much to them. Theyād achieved a great thing, were in a wonderful place relationship wise, and simply happy in life. Not to mention so in love that it didnāt matter if they were being a mess and ended up circulating stan twitter for their antics. Their feelings are what mattered most.
And they felt on top of the world.
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Kaneneās Notes:
Iām weak for carzy scenariosĀ and glitter, so BOOOM!! Why donāt get these two things together??? :D)/ This fic marks the end of my break, I will be (trying to) going back to my old projects and probably wonāt be writing for some weeks kjnhgfvghjkjhg. Wish me luck! <33
This wasnāt suppose to take so much to be written but I lost my PC and life got in the way :vĀ Ā Buuuut! I manage to finish it and I already count this as a victory! xP
Warnings, fun facts, random things and stuff:
* That fanfic has Remy and Roman. Theyāre friendos yay :3. Oh, and this is pretty crazy. Context: The morning after Black Friday when youāre grumpy and wanting to kick the society in the face. A LOT of swearing, Patton does not approve.Ā Ā
* This characters do not belongs to me. They all belongs to the amazing Thomas Sanders in his series of Sanders Sides.
* Something around 2.900 words. -w-)b.
* Sorry for any spelling, pontuation and grammar mistakes! Any advice is very very welcome!
* TĆ“ com preguiƧa de postar a versĆ£o em portuguĆŖs brasileiro aaaa! Thankys for reading, my lollipops! Try and have fun with new hobbies, be safe, talk with the one that you love, drink water and sleep well! Byeioo!~
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Roman thought himself as a really lucky human being. Unbelievable lucky.
Ā It wasn't due to the apartment where he currently lived - Too much dull for his personal taste and space, getting even smaller from the day he admitted a messy, sassy and with sleep problems roommate, since Roman just started his musical career and couldn't afford an own house yet. - or the fact that was finally able to pursue his dream after years and years of just picturing, painting this moment on his future, only to find out his fantastic breathtaking and incredible goals werenāt nearly close of the cold reality, at least for now (Who would know that, after umpteenth days of hard studying and training he would need years and years of experience in order to even START wondering in get out of his partial-time job on that Electronic Store) or any other reason someone would be able to consider himself a receptacle of pure, brute luck, enlightened by the spotlights of the good, pleasant destiny...
Ā ... Or at least the most pleasant it could be in the horrible and exhaustive middle of the night after a whole day filled with his attempts to survive and treat respectfully the unmerciful, dirty jungle that humanity was at Black Friday. Something around fifteen Ā hours working with massive hordes of unscrupulous zombies starved for a sale and able to even kill and die (more likely the first option) to get what they want and with souls (if they still got one) free of any slight sight of education, patience and morals to be inserted in a society which, as it seemed, was equally rotten as them. View point only proved as Roman was obligated to be working after his shift to "clean all the mess" - more like hide the bodies of exhausted warriors after such bloody battle. ā the store because those sons of a...
Ā "... Bitch, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!" The poor, frustrated employed shouted to nowhere specific, his face turning towards the sky, seeking in some way to show his all his hate to the cinematography - because this was too much coincidence to NOT be part of a movie or some random fanfic on the black hole that was internet - rain falling at full force leading the weather to became even more freezing as soaked them both with its cool, thick drops.
Anyway, what he was daydreaming about?
"Roman." Oh, yeah, the reason why he viewed himself as a truly lucky person. "My gurl, if you try to impersonate a fucking, dramatic, bitch crow in my ear even again, I swear in the name of my life juice bean that I'm going to KILL you with my bare hands and these sunglasses."
Ā At least his best friend since, honestly, diapers, who coincidentally was his roommate and even more coincidentally, his coworker was just screwed as Roman himself. Which automatically made the duo less screwed, however equally pissed off, something that neither of them discovered if that was a good or bad thing, yet.
Ā "Fuck you, Remy" Roman whispered between an tired yawn, too much tired to even think about some nickname or to put real heat in his words as he got instinctively closer to the other, the one called taking off his jacket and lazily throwing it over their heads, doing his best to cover they both with the small available black leathered fabric, the act intertwined with grumpy grumbling and motions which would probably slap Roman's face if he wasn't careful. "I'm the one who buys your coffee."
Ā "Having my incredible, unique personality in your life should be motivation enough for you to buy me the entire Starbucks Company, be glad I'm weak to your cute face and am going easy on ya."
Ā " 'Cute'? Excuse me, I'm the most handsome, hottest and fabulous man you will ever met in your lowly life, mortal."
Ā Remy snorted at this "Whatever helps you sleep at night, babe, but if it's going to be like that your ego soon will have to pay his part at the rent."
Ā "Well, this 'ego' here was the only thing between your highness and jail after stopping you from committing all those murders today."
Ā "Bold of you to assume I wouldn't use my contacts to hide the evidences." Their tune were already completely sleepy, bodies instinctively leaning onto each other as the words stumbled, mixed and almost lost themselves in the soundly wind as slipped from their lips. Roman just laughed.
Ā "Well, if by ācontactsā mean 'Virgil' good luck getting him out of his bed on his free day. You would became the fucking new King Arthur." Roman rubbed his eyes, trying to physically force his eyelashes to not close, a new yawn finding its way to his mouth. He didn't even know about what they were talking anymore.
Ā "I roll the dice to cast Badass Nerd Bitch."
Ā āLogan??ā
Ā āHe likes to study nature stuff, especially at night, Iām sure he already knows some good spots to hide bodies. Glasses.ā
Ā āGlasses?ā
Ā āGlasses.ā
Ā āOMG, the anime character with glasses.ā Roman stopped, his mouth wide open as if all the secrets of the universe had been revealed to him.
Ā āExactly.ā Remy extended each syllable, grinning smugly.
Ā āIāve never-ā
āTHIS IS A ROBERY!!ā
Ā The sentence, which appeared to came out from nowhere, cut the air in a harsh, sharp tune, breaking the barriers and tying them up in the same place in a frozen position and wide eyes staring astonished the hooded form and their unreadable features under the bad illumination of the light poles helped by the increased storm. The wind trespassed them, stirring their clothes and making the muscles shake both of the alone employees in the middle of a dark, empty street at the dawn, even if the dangerously shiny knife directed towards their direction still in a hatred silence.Ā
Ā āMy.ā Roman knew he probably should be afraid, the freezing feeling running across his veins and frightening his brain and actions as infected his words in an unspeakable terror impossible to ignore nor escape. āfucking.ā However, the only thing that slipped through his next was the purest, deepest, truest...Ā āASS.āĀ Indignation.
Ā Roman thought about a lot of things. He thought about running away, grabbing Remyās arm and sprinting across the street, about scream in the top of his lungs the waterfall of swearing already racing half way to his throat and even about kicking the knife out of the otherās hands and then kicking him - with a couple of cool moves he saw in some actions films - together with their frecking audacity to try to rob him of all the people in the world. Roman, who asked himself if he would have enough money to eat in the next week with a concerning frequency, who wondered if this is the life he will have until the end of his existence, if he will ever be able to accomplish his dreams.
Ā His gaze changed to Remy, who was paralyzed, trembling between the poor light of the street and the massive rain. Roman swallowed. Everything was in his hands.
Ā For a piece of Roman felt the strange urge to spill to the figure before him the story of his life, all his tries, all his battles, his everyday fights to make his dreams real. Blow by blow. Day by day. A life destined to go after everything he wished to himself, everything he wanted to life, to experience, to savor, to do everything in his hands to ignore and one day maybe, hopefully forget all the ghosts - these ones always accompanied by those emotionless, sharp whispers - asking, doubting nonstop if he ever would be able to do all of this, if he was doing the rights thing, if it was really worth all of it.
Ā However, before the first word even slipped of Romanās tongue or his mind came fully back to Earth, Remy was already positioning himself strategically between the robber and his friend, the currently only one with the leather jacket falling on his shoulders. However, Remy didnāt seem nearly soaked as he should be, and for a heartbeat, the same one which Remy moved his hands to his jeansā pocket, his fingers touching and firmly holding something there, Roman could swear that the unexpectedly shiver running across his spine wasnāt due the cold wind.
Ā Nor the sentence hurled in the clouds.
Ā āYou know what?? Fuck it.ā
Ā And then heĀ unsheathed his magic wand.
Ā Roman loved with the entirety of his heart all kind of magic, he could easily spend an entire afternoon (which he already had, by the way) listing his favorites movies, musicals and stories with that theme. That also could be easily said by the thousands and thousands of worlds, universes and lifes he invented ā in and out of his head - about the subject trough his childhood and handful of teenage years, random ideas and inspirations appearing and dancing in his mind until nowadays. If that only wasnāt enough to convince someone then the umpteenth memories of mornings and afternoons bathed in the smell of books, rocked by the calm silene of the public library as he turned one more page, his back lightly aching by the bad position assumed behind the shelters, in a place he strategically found and claimed as his own Bridge to Terabithia, enjoying every moment as if nothing else mattered. Perhaps you wouldnāt even need to swim in such deep, ancient waters to find out his love, since at least fifty percent of his day was dedicated to shout, hummer or murmur Disney songs.
Ā However, as rays of pure energyĀ - shiny and kind of glittery one - involved and swirled from Remyās, who now was floating a few centimeters above the ground, wand in stripes that got lighter and lighter, begging to spin faster around the aforementioned, creating a spere of a power stunning and big enough to stop the rain in the corner.
Ā The silence resulting from the lack of the storm didnāt had the opportunity to fill the moment, being obligated to give its space to a soft, intense melody whispered in their ears. The notes standing some more moments in the air, the beating following the changes in the shadowed figure inside the spere. Hesitations taking over the loud, quick heartbeats when the song finally stopped.
Ā The powerās spere finally exploded, the impact leading to an unbelief and intensive force push both human meters away.
Ā āGet. Out.āĀ Ā Remyās tune still the same, his form ā Now adorned by a gleaming crop top, his fluttering skirt over shorts floating in synchrony with the veils which surrounded his clothes and wrapping his arms, the ending spreading in the air as a bunch of angry powered and fancy snakes. - even with the new vestments full of glitter (this probably would be a hell to get off, later) still the same, his gaze, powerful ā a new meaning pouring from this word ā strong, still the same. But yetā¦
Ā Yet his wide eyed, heart hammering in his chest friend since he could remember found himself struggling to connect the same Remy who he had known ā if he could still say that? - Ā all his life with the same being who gleamed dangerously before him.
Ā The magic wand danced in a quick flick and a trash can came of what seemed nowhere to hit the wobbled and absolutely terrified robber, who fell with a soft thumph in the ground, unconscious.
Ā ā-man, Roman!!! Donāt just stay standing there like a tree, help me here, gurl!ā Suddenly the called snapped from his own sea of thoughts, submerging and astonished blinking in Remyās direction. The rain started to fell on them again, and when their eyes met, when Roman saw the same guy who spent afternoons climbing trees and pretending they were knights and dragons attacking or saving the world, when he recalled the silent sleepovers where they just sat near of each other enjoying the mutual company, the grumpy mornings in their apartment, the comfort hugs, the looks full of words, the smiles filled with meaning, the friendship stuffed with so many, many memories...Ā
Ā Nostalgia. The feeling that everything was changed albeit somethingā¦ something important always stayed. Roman felt, truly felt it and fixed his glare into that brilliant ā quite literally - glare adorned with aĀ āIām about to punch your cocky face if you keep fucking narrating every freaking second of your life, ya bitchā he realized...Ā
Ā It was Remy.
Ā He took a deep breath, moving closer and gradually relaxing as the aforementioned focused in trying to lift the guy, swearing more frequently than raindrops fell from the sky.
Ā āRemy?ā
Ā āYeah?ā
Ā āFirst crush.ā
Ā The other stopped, frowning confused. Roman didnāt quiver, feeling he deserved some sort of answer. At least about this. āWhat?ā
Ā āMy first crush. Who?ā
Ā āKovu.ā Remy maybe was a bit cold hearted, maybe he wasnāt the best with human interactions or knew exactly what Roman wanted with thatā¦ but he knew Roman enough to realize this was important. Essentially when the said seemed to relax, his form untensing itself and being allowed to get closer of the magic being.
Ā āOkay. Okay, okayā¦ā Roman took a deep breath, grounding himself. Their gaze met, his next words coming a little calmer. āOkay.ā
Ā āPlease donāt make me sing that serenate you made for him. Iām gonna fucking quit.ā
Ā āOh, shut up!! Our first love is something special, mister I-Canāt-Choose-Between-The-Beast-And-The-Beauty.ā
Ā Remy decided to ignore the words, slightly lowing his sunglasses with his special Judgmental āBold of you to assume I have enough shame to be mockedā Look. Roman just flipped in his direction, taking advantage that the otherās hands were occupied.
Ā It was still Remy, with a whole more of style and glitter ā Why are there so much glitter here?? - but it was just Remy. Like just any other day.
Ā Before he even realized, Roman was already at his friendās - and as it seems a magical being - side, helping him to carry the robberās body to somewhere dry so he wouldnāt die of hypothermia.
Ā āWhy donāt you- Ouch!! My feet, dammit!ā His breaths came out as puffs, the effort leading to his already exhausted muscles only protest even more and very much probably curse him later with sore movements for the audacity to transport anything heavier than a pen.Ā āWhy donāt you use your... Wizard magic or something to carry him??ā
Ā āOh. My. Gosh. Roman, you are sooo intelligent, why arenāt you in Harvard? Ow! Ow! Ow!!ā Remyās sarcasm was cut when the other kicked, or did his best to with their actual position, him in protest.Ā āHomophobic.ā He exhaled a mix of irritation and a snort, receiving a playful punch in his arm by their inside joke.Ā āIām your Fairy Godmother, brainless. Unless it was you laid in this stupid, cold ground I canāt use my magic anymore... Except if this is someone of your family but I doubt-ā
Ā āWait, wait, wait, WAIT!!! YOU ARE MY FAIRY GODM-ā
Ā āNo, no way, nope, we are NOT having this conversation right now.ā Remy, the Fairy Godmother let go of the unconscious body in a way that probably will make the guy wake up sore, perhaps with a concussion even, directing his index finger in Romanās direction in a deep, determined stare full of darkness and things that Roman could swear would make Remy be expelled from the group of Friendly Fairy GodmotherSĀ or whatever... thing he was inserted.Ā āLet me tell you what we are doing right now: We are going to home, change our clothes then Iām getting coffee and you will get sleep so I donāt have to face nor care about the freak consequences of my damn actions.ā
Ā ...
Ā āThat...ā Roman stop, as if was considering his next words. Remyās face just scrunched in a bigger, firmer frown.Ā āThat would be hella scary if you didnāt look like someone who just stole a store of glitter and got attacked by the gay, glitterly, shiny fairies who protected the place.ā
Ā āGo fuck yourself. Iām locking you outside when we get there.ā
Ā āNoo, please donāt! My evil stepmother didnāt let me go to the prince castle and now I need help! Crying emoji, crying emoji.ā Roman mocked, imitating sad sobs and sniffles as quick his pace to follow the other, who flipped him.
Ā āIām this far from knock you out with my magical wand and then you will see who is the evil stepmother.ā His wand gleamed in warning, the red color getting mixed and trembled by the fast movements of his veils, one of them getting dangerously next to Romanās face, who cleverly got silent for some heartbeats, the sound of the rain slowly calming their heartbeats and rocking them, the tiredness gaining the space which, piece by piece, was being unhanded by their adrenaline.
Ā They arrived home, both still quiet, feeling free as a relieved sign left their lips. Remy threw his soaked jacket in some dark corner, the bed being the only thing which was allowed to take over all his thoughts and will.Ā
Ā An awed gasp echoed behind him and he immediately regretted his move.
Ā āYOU HAVE WINGS????ā
Ā Before his eyelashes closed, the shiny of the wand disappearing gradually as an ungodly amount of sleepiness gained complete control over his body, relaxing each one of his fibers and as a warm, magic good feeling fills every single cell in his being, Roman wondered ifĀ āFuck itā was the name of Remyās spell.
#Remy#Roman#Magical beings#Sanders Sides#Oneshot#Sanders Sides AU#Alternative Universe#Tw robbery#Tw knife#I mean the robbery doesn't kind of happen but-#Remy and Roman are tired af#do not mess with them#Comedy#Tw Swearing#Like#A lot of swearing. It's Roman and Remy we'retalking about here#Kind of crack fic#Magic#Human AU but with magic#:DD#Kanene's Fanfic#Kanene's Art#English fic#This is kind of crack fdghjkilokjhyg#Glitter#A lot of it#WINGS#:DDDDD#Remy is a magic girl fight me#Bit of fluff
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Roses are Red, Tattoos are Forever
Chapter 1 --- Next Chapter
Feysand Masterlist
Pigtails and Liliums
They have two shops, one next to the other. They're friends. She disappeared and now she's back. He tries his hardest. The only thing that gets a reaction from her isn't the one he planned
Florist and Tattoo Artist Au, Modern Day
āExcuse me, sir?ā a little girl with missing front teeth and pigtails asked him as he was cutting the leaves off a long Lilium.
He gave her his brightest smile and, after having put the tools down on the counter, leaned over towards her. āYes, sweetie. What can I do for you?ā
The little girl began to look nervous and turned her little head towards her mother, who motioned for her to go on with her question. The girl couldnāt have been older than seven and, after taking a big breath in, she said:"Do you have to put the drawings on every morning by yourself or does your mom help you?ā.
Rhys was shocked for a couple of seconds, but promptly replied:"My mommy helps me every morning before I leave for work. But, if you want and if your mom agrees, there is a little shop next door that can give you a drawing for your skin that can last for a week or two! And your mom doesn't have to help, there are some that you can put on your own."
The little girlās smile grew so wide and bright it mightāve outshone the Sun itself. The mother mouthed a little āthank youā laughing a little at his response.
He nodded his reply and went back to his work. He gave the flowers to her after he was done as the little girl kept on asking:"Can I get one of those for one week? Pretty please."
Rhys did not hear the motherās affirmative nor negative response as she said it while getting out of his shop, but he imagined it mustāve been affirmative, based on the girlās reaction.
He went back to work, smiling to himself.
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An hour later, it was time to close the shop and call it a day.
What a wonderful day it had been!
He had an appointment with the others for dinner at Amrenās house, and he knew perfectly how much she hated when he showed up late, so he turned the sign at the door and went on to finish his chores. He had exactly 20 minutes to complete his paperwork and head out, so he moved as quickly as he could. Or at least he wanted to.
When he had arrived halfway to his desk, he heard a small knock on the glass door.
āWeāre closed, Iām sorry.ā, he yelled without looking.
āDid you just send a freaking seven years old into my tattoo parlour?ā, yelled back the person on the other side.
Rhys didnāt turn around, but simply smiled and took some steps backwards, until his back hit the glass door. āI did it one hour ago, not ājustā, and I sent her to get a temporary one with the roses that you hand draw and that usually last a week, just as those into the Polaretti.ā
āI know and I proposed one of those, but she saw my arm and choose a full sleeve. I gave her a henna one. Will wash down in a month or so.ā
Now he turned around to open the locked door, letting the girl in.
Feyre wasnāt particularly remarkable: golden brown hair, piercing blue-greyish eyes that usually threw daggers and glared at everyone and threatened everyone from her 5ā6 glory. A tattoo adorned her whole left arm, a full sleeve made of intricate waves and vines and thorns that went from the top of her shoulder to the tip of her fingers, leaving only her palm empty of ink. On the back of her hand, there was a little spot not covered by those thorns and those vines, but by a VFD's style eye. His idea. It came out off a bet, like many things in their friendship.
He did not like that word.
When Feyre walked past him to walk into his shop, she left a trace of vanilla and blueberries in her wake, probably from her shampoo or perfume.
He was intoxicated.
āItās the third kid that you specifically send me to get a temporary tattoo.ā
āDo you blame me for making you work a little bit more?ā
She sat on his counter and pouted. āI blame me you for the looks the parents give me after the jobās done.ā
āIām sorry theyāre causing you trouble. They look very convinced when they leave from here.ā
She threw her hands in the air:"As they are when they come in! But, as soon as my work's finished, they whine about how the kid will get sick of it, how their classmates will react, how their other parent friends will react, etcetera etcetera etcetera.ā
He nodded respectfully. They set into a comfortable silence and, while he worked, Feyre read one on the handwritten labels next to some petunias, explaining the meaning of the flower, the history, its origin and even a synopsis about Harry Potterās aunt.
āIām sorry again if I have to cut this lovely visit short, but I gotta be at Amrenās, and you know how she gets when someoneās not punctual.ā
She nodded solemnly, fully aware of the of the little oneās wrath.
āBesidesā, he continued even though the topic pained him, ādonāt you have to be home soon? Itās a miracle Tamlin lets you out of the house to go to work even. Without anyone to check on you regularly even!ā
She scolded, but didnāt comment, shutting the conversation down.
Shady? Maybe. True? Yes. Bitter? Totally.
He had been in love with that woman since day one, but didnāt have the guts to ask her out. They started as friends, then besties and then, when he finally found his courage, Tamlin came into the picture.
The blond-haired lawyer asked her out the same day he had planned to, just one hour earlier. Feyre then came to his place, as they had planned, to a Disney movie night and ice cream, and told him everything. Rhys couldn't believe his luck, but as long as she was happy, he wouldnāt have said anything.
And he didnāt. Things started out perfectly for them, but Tamlin rushed into it head first, arguably forcing her into moving in together at his place, which was very much better than hers. āArguably forcing herā because, even though she denied, he gave her no choice. Small comments here and there about her living situations, bigger comments about how he wouldāve appreciated to have her around 24/7 and three weeks later, she had given up her apartment.
"You'll save money like this, since you don't have to pay rent anymore.", he said.
And then:"I don't see why you choose that as a living profession. It isnāt proper for a lady to work in a tattoo shopā.
Later:"You know you can stop working, right? My salary is high enough and, besides, the house could use someone to pay attention to it."
That sentence came one month earlier. Feyre didnāt show up at her little shop for almost four weeks after that, not even texting Rhys or letting anyone of their shared friends knowing if she was alive. Rhys had to even call her bigger sister, Nesta, that didnāt exactly appreciate him very much, nor his brother Cassian for the matter.
Moral of the story: nobody knew where Feyre was for three weeks and four days. Three days earlier, when Rhys went to work, the little tattoo parlour next to his florist shop was open. He rushed in, relief written all over his features, but she was with a client already, so he decided to swing by later. She was constantly with clients whenever he showed up to check up on her.
It pained him, how she looked: pale, almost invisible. Her collarbones were showing more than usual, the bags under her eyes more prominent than ever.
The worst thing was a simple one, though. A month or so, after she had started dating Tamlin, she stopped drawing.
She did her job, still perfectly. Only with less passion.
She used to draw the tattoos by hand on a piece of paper before transferring them to the skin, to make them more personal for the buyer. She made the most complicated details with her pencil and pens and the results were breathtaking.
After moving in with him, she started using her laptop, searching for the tattoos online or using pre-drawn models. She still focused and did what she was paid to, but each time with less energy. Until she stopped at all.
Now she was back, empty as a shell. And still didnāt hand draw anything.
Until now. It struck him as a lightning.
āFeyre, you gave that girl a Henna, isnāt it?ā
She smiled, timid and small, but it was a smile nonetheless. āShe couldnāt stop talking about how pretty was the tattoo on you and how pretty was mine and how she wanted one up her arm and I couldnāt just make a sticker one.ā
āYou free-handily draw that?ā. Rhys was hoping so hard. He prayed every deity he knew.
Feyre looked down at the point of her shoes. She was shutting him down again.
He couldnāt let it happen. āFey, what happened? You stopped coming to work, stopped talking and texting. And now you come back, looking like a ghost. And a little girl shows up and you gave her a free handily henna. Itās the first drawing youāve done in months. What happened?ā
āShe reminded me of you.ā, she said, still looking down. āShe reminded me of you and I... I just wanted to. I left him. A week ago. I just couldnāt stay there any longer. He was obsessive and jealous and I felt like I was dying. We argued about how maniacally he was acting and he snapped. So I packed all my things and left in the middle of the night, as he was sleeping. He came looking for me the next day and I was scared. I told him to get the hell out of my life or else I would've gone to the police and fucked up his perfect lawyering career.ā
For once in his life Rhys didnāt know what to say. He simply stared at her as she was looking at the floor.
āWho kept Lucien?ā his voice said before his brain could even register.
Feyreās head bubbled up quickly, her eyes open wider in disbelief.
āI mean, heās like a puppy. A red furred puppy. So, usually, when two people split up, one keeps the dog.ā
āLucien is a grown man and can make his own choices.ā, she replied stubbornly.
"I take that as āat first he chose The Tool and now he's turning around towards me'ā
She smiled. āIndeedā
Rhysā heart was about to explode. He was about to tell her everything, how he felt truly.
But he didn't. Instead, what he said was simply:"I gotta go at Amren's. There is a seat reserved for you, you know."
Feyre looked at him, truly looked at him for once and he thought she could stare at his soul.
āSmile againā he whispered. She did, broad and without restraint.
āYouāre exquisiteā, he breathed.
She was brilliant, broken and healing at the same time. She needed time and he wouldāve given her all the time in the world.
Feyre looked at the clock on the wall. āIf we leave now, we can arrive at Amrenās in time, hell even beat Az in the race there!ā
That was enough for now.
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chances - 01 | kjm
word count: 2,900+ words
genre: angst, fluff, but mostly angst tho
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may 2020
Sundays were days reserved for relaxing; a day where Minhyo didnāt have to worry about the possibility of getting up late. Sundays were days reserved for relaxing; a day where Minhyo didnāt have to worry about the possibility of missing a deadline for some coursework. Sundays were also days where she didnāt have to be awakened by the sounds of children yelling and crying from the kindergarten in the neighborhood. Sundays were blessing that Minhyo held really dear to her heart because itās a day where she wasnāt tied to a schedule or anything.
But on a particular Sunday in May, she didnāt feel relaxed at all. She might have even woken up two hours later than she usually was, and she even spent extra twenty minutes rolling around her bed and scrolling through her Instagram feeds, but that didnāt help the anxiety she had felt since the beginning of the week.
This Sunday was also the day where her father would be coming to visit her for the first time since she left Seoul three years ago. All the video calls made throughout the year was not enough to quench the longing feeling she felt, but this time, everything was going to be worth it. All the pain she felt and the tears she shed would be worth it.
Well, at least, thatās what the poetic side of her brain told her as she sat in the car, trying not to lose her mind because of the traffic. It seemed like the fact that she left her apartment earlier to go to the restaurant didnāt even matter because she still managed to meet all the red traffic lights.
āYou havenāt said anything since we left your place. Are you okay?ā Letting out a sigh, Minhyo glanced at her right where her dear friend sat on the passenger seat with her phone clutched in her right hand and a cold cup of coffee on another.
āIām not. I feel like weāre going to be late.ā Once the light turned green and the cars in front of them started to move, Minhyo let out a sigh of relief. āThank God, finally.ā
āI think sheās about to go crazy.ā Minhyo furrowed her eyebrows and glanced at her right, seeing Bomi smiling and talking to her phone. āIām also pretty sure that she doesnāt even realize that Iāve been doing this for ten minutes now.ā
āAre you doing Instagram live?ā Minhyo asked with her eyes still on the road and Bomi only hummed as an answer. Her stomach churned at the answer; she could even feel her palms starting to sweat.
āYeah, youāve been so preoccupied with your head and the traffic to notice it.ā Minhyo sometimes forgot how impulsive Bomi could be when it came to using her social media accounts. She remembered a few times where her close friend got in a bit of trouble because she posted something ambiguous; like that one time in 2016 where Bomi posted a photo of Minhyo sitting in front of TV and eating a tub of ice cream with caption āmy soulmateā with a few heart emoji after the caption. So many people were speculating if the two of them were dating, when in fact they werenāt. It made it to the online news portal and people were talking about it.
(It affected the relationship Minhyo had with a certain someone after that, but she didnāt want to think about that).
āWant to say something?ā Bomiās airy voice pulled her back into the present, deep down Minhyo was hating it how her best friend could put her in the spot like that.
Clearing her throat and flexing her hand on the steering wheel, Minhyo opened her mouth and finally spoke. āUhh, hello. I donāt know if you can see me clearly, but well, itās been too long. I hope everyone has a nice day.ā She didnāt even forget to crack a small smile that actually looked nothing like a smile at all. It was so forced that she wondered if she turned out like she had been holding a stomachache or something.
Whatever, she thought to herself as she continued to focus on the road and tuned out whatever Bomi was doing next to her. After all, it was easier for her to tune it out. Although it painfully reminded her of her own Instagram that she didnāt open unless she really wanted to post a picture. She felt a little guilty, too, remembering how she disabled her Instagram postsā comment section ever since she left. It was for the best, though, her little heart defended herself.
She didnāt know how long Bomi had been doing Instagram live, but when they almost arrived at the restaurant where they would be meeting her father, Bomi wasnāt talking up a storm to her phone anymore.
āSo, when are you going to turn on the comment section on your Instagram again?ā Bomi was known to be blunt, but Minhyo didnāt think that her friend would ask such questions this early. She had gotten so comfortable to not see anything under her posts and truth to be told, she didnāt even have it in mind to turn it on anytime soon.
āI donāt know,ā she opted to answer truthfully, knowing that the petite friend would be asking her questions anyway.
āYou should turn it on the next time you post something.ā Minhyo just hummed, not wanting to respond anything again. It was better to focus on parking the rented car because she was sane enough to decide to not buy a car in New York City. The only car she had was in Seoul and it was being used by her little sister on an almost daily basis. āPeople miss you a lot, you know.ā
That wasnāt the first time Bomi told her that. She wasnāt even the first person. Sehun, who used the app frequently to interact with his followers, told her the same things a couple of times too. She was tired of being told that and sometimes on a bad day, she thought that even her closest friends didnāt understand her; they didnāt get how toxic the internet had been for her before and how it was the one thing that gave her the final push to leave.
āLetās just go, okay?ā Minhyo breathed, glancing at her friend briefly. It wasnāt the best time to explain it all to her.
Bomi only sighed, knowing that she wouldnāt get any more than that.
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It has been a while since the last time we saw Kim Minhyo! The last time we saw her is three years ago at the airport, right? Right when sheās about to leave the country...
Iām so sad when the news of her taking a break from the entertainment industry came out, but now I can see that itās for the better. Wish I can see her in a drama/movie soon, though.
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[+1,231;-432] She looks healthier, though! I remember when she used to be so skinny, it was borderline unhealthy. Glad that the break and the school are doing great on her.
[+947;-209] I miss her so muchā¦ I want to see her in movies and drama again... She is such a talented actress.
[+743;-111] Not only talented as an actress, but sheās also smart and beautifulā¦ Did she save a nation in her past life or what?
[+460;-156] What happened between her and Kim Junmyeon, though? We never got a clarification whether they broke up or not. We only got that cryptic post and sudden news of Junmyeon enlisting.
[+284;-531] She shouldāve just stayed unseen though. Stay in America and donāt even go back here.
Silver and purple.
Everywhere Minhyo turned, the only thing she could see was silver and purple. Itās on the flags, and their graduation gowns and caps. It was everywhere. She had seen those colors for the past two years, and she thought sheās done with it. No matter how many times she thought sheās going to miss campus life, she actually wouldnāt. She definitely wouldnāt miss stressing out over her classes and grades.
āOh, my daughter, look at you!ā Minhyo let out an embarrassed laugh at her fatherās reaction when he approached her, a bouquet of flowers in his hand. āIām so proud of you.ā She could only flash her a grateful smile and open her arms, accepting his hug.
āThank you so much, Pa.ā She shut her eyes and squeezed her father. āIt really means a lot that you came here.ā They both pulled back from the hug and Minhyo accepted the flowers her dad gave to her.
āDo you really think I would miss such an important day?ā Her father chided, shaking his head faintly when Mihyo just flashed him a sheepish smile. āWhereās Bomi, by the way? I thought she said sheās also coming.ā
āShe told me sheās close. Iām pretty sure sheāll be here at any moment.ā While waiting for Bomi to join them, Minhyo pulled out her phone and took a few selfies with her father. She even recorded a short video too, for it to be posted on her Instagram later. It didnāt hurt to show her face once, she thought. It was her day, after all.
When Bomi finally came, Minhyo couldnāt believe her eyes. As she walked, she also had what seemed like more than six balloons in her hand and her phone on her free hand. Still unable to comprehend the whole thing, Minhyo let out a laugh and shook her head in disbelief, although the beaming smile on her face was still prominent.
āWhat the hell are you doing?ā She asked, her eyes widening as her best friend finally approached her. āWhat is this?ā
āJust some property for your picture.ā
Minhyo ended up asking one of her classmates to take a picture of her and her father. In the end, her father even volunteered to take countless pictures of his daughter and the best friend. Those pictures needed to be sorted thoroughly later, but Minhyo wouldnāt mind the process. She could do it later when she laid down in her trusty bed after everything was done.
From that, everything felt like a blur of multicolor in her eyes.
There was a lunch at her favorite restaurant with her favorite foods and people and that was including Sehun who suddenly showed up in the middle of the lunch with a handful of balloons and a paper bag full of other goodies from the others. Minhyo couldnāt resist her tears anymore the minute she opened one of the presents, which was a scrapbook full of pictures of her alone and together with the others too and encouraging notes from the others. Her heart clenched at the fact that even though she kind of dropped her life in Seoul and moved to New York, they were still thinking of her and went out of their way to make such a meaningful gift for her.
āIām recording this and sending this to all the hyungs.ā She didnāt even have any energy to wrestle the phone out of Sehunās hands. She was too busy sniffling while looking through the book.
The moments she didnāt know were going to be captured in-camera were surprisingly there. That moment when she was caught off guard by something Kyungsoo said and sprayed the water she was drinking all over the table, when they were celebrating Chanyeolās birthday (this was a few months before she moved away) at her old apartment, when they were on a trip together to Japan, and so many moments in their friendship that she always treasured in her heart.
Out of everything, one picture that caught her off guard the most was the one of her and Junmyeon sitting together on his couch. In that picture, she leaned her head on his shoulder and he was leaning his head on top of hers and it was such an oddly intimate moment that they went through together after she had one of her breakdowns before the others came to have dinner together. She didnāt know that someone (it was Sehun, she knew, since he knew the passcode to Junmyeonās apartment) would capture it in the picture.
Something shifted in her heart as she kept her eyes on the picture. It was like she missed it. She missed sitting on that couch with Junmyeon and doing nothing but talking. She missed having his shoulders to lean on and his hands to hold onto whenever she felt like she needed a grip because life liked to catch her by surprise.
āDo you have something to say, noona?ā Sehunās voice pulled her back to the moment, where both of her friends and her father were looking at her expectantly. Heaving out a shaky breath, she flashed her family (and the camera phone pointing at her) a wide smile.
āThank you so much for this,ā she breathed out. āThisā¦ This is so precious. I donāt even know what else Iām going to say.ā She ended up chuckling through her happy tears. Placing the book on the table in front of her, she rose from her seat to give two of her best friends a big hug. It was a bit awkward since Sehun had his phone in hand and it was pressed up against her side, but she didnāt mind it. Whatās important was that she could give them the biggest hug she could ever have given someone.
āWeāre glad that you like it, though,ā Bomi spoke up as she pulled back from the hug. āA certain someone was fussing about it, telling us that we have to make it special.ā Minhyo didnāt ask any further about that certain someone, but she could have easily guessed who it was. It could only mean one person only and just thinking about his name already stirred something in her stomach.
āOkay, enough of this sappy moment. Letās eat.ā
It was pretty much smooth sailing after that. Minhyo didnāt shed any more tears since the tears were changed into a round of laughter that she couldnāt help but let out when Sehun shared a few stories from home. Sehunās stoic face and his weird-but-adorable way of telling a story never failed to lift her mood. Although it was nice to hear those stories, she couldnāt help but have this forlorn hope that she was back home to experience it herself.
She wished she was there to experience it all with them. Too bad things werenāt the same as it was back then, though. After what happened, it was unlikely for things to work the way it was.
āMake sure to read the letters too, okay?ā Bomi reminded her when Minhyo was looking through all the goodies in the car on their way back to her apartment. Sehun had kindly offered to drive them all because he liked driving (no matter if it was in Seoul or NYC, even though the traffic was testing their patience).
āWhatās in there? Is it tears inducing?ā Minhyo asked with an easy smile across her face, holding the bulk of letters in her hands. Her thumbs absentmindedly caressed the front of the letters from Junmyeon, but she didnāt even notice (Bomi, however, did).
āItās just sappy things. I heard Chanyeol shed a bit of tear when he wrote the letter.ā Minhyo couldnāt help but let out a string of giggles. Of course, Chanyeol would do that, she mused to herself.
It turned out that Chanyeol wasnāt the only one who shed tears. She did end up shedding tears, too, when she read the letters on her bed later that evening. How could she not, when the letters were filled with beautiful, touching words that moved her heart? How could she not, when she could really feel how each letter was written with sincerity? How could she not, when what she felt after each letter was how much she missed everyone and the realization of how lonely it had been for her for the past few years?
She might be torn of what she wanted to do after this. But after reading those letters, looking around her room, and realizing how painful it was that there was nothing but her traces in that place, she knew. She knew that she couldnāt spend another year in that city. Maybe it was the right time to come home.
Hi, itās me, Junmyeon.
It feels weird writing this letter, actually. Weāve already used to text and call each other, right? Itās really weird to write this. I donāt even know what Iām going to write...
But anyway, congratulations on getting that Masterās degree! Iām (always have been and will) so proud of you, especially for finishing this graduate school. Iāve heard from Bomi and the others that youāve been so stressed out about it, but hey, you finally made it! Now that itās done, you can finally relax. Maybe you should take a few days and fly to LA and enjoy the sunset before going back to Seoul. Well, that is if you plan to come back homeā¦ We miss you a lot here, but whatever youāre planning for after this, just know that I will always support you (and so will the kids)!
I donāt really know what to write anymore, but well, I hope youāre okay. I hope youāre healthy and eating well and getting enough sleep too. Donāt drink too much coffee, you know you canāt drink more than 2 cups a day or it will really mess up your sleeping schedule. And I also hope that youāre enjoying your time and still managing to have a little bit of fun amid your busy days.
Once again, congratulations, Minhyo!
Love you. Always.
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Ego Headcanons: Chase Brody
As you can tell, I'm not doing these in any particular order. Once I have half a coherent thought I'll start whichever one I decide next XD my brain decided on Chase, so here goes (WARNING THIS ONE IS INSANELY LONG):
Chase has been friends with Jack the longest. They met years ago and started their channels around the same time. Their content varies very differently from each others, but they've always supported one another, hence why they're so close
Chase was never a very popular kid in school. He didn't get the best grades and didn't see himself as anything special. He saw himself as simply "average", and that's where the name of his channel came from.
He went to a very religious school. Chase, however, is not religious. He's open to it, but he hated how the teachers treated the students. He got in trouble with them a lot because of that.
Home life was equally as hard. He wasn't treated the best by his parents either. This caused him to develop depression around middle school. It went untreated for years and gradually got worse.
He started the channel to give himself something to live for and look forward to each day. He loved making videos and loved connecting with the community, and it really helped with his loneliness. Eventually, his videos were doing well enough that, once he was monetized, he was able to move out of his parents' place and get a tiny apartment of his own.
He started the channel with the help of his high school friend Chad. The puppet of him is a running joke between them.
Chase met Stacy because of the channel. He ran into her in a coffee shop and she recognized him. They hit it off immediately. They grew close over time, got married, and had two kids, Samantha and Grayson.
Chase tried his hardest to upkeep the channel, but his content wasn't very popular, sadly. The lack of views made it hard to pay the bills most times because of the lack of revenue coming in. The expectation that because Chase was fairly well-known he should be making a lot of money, is what slowly drove Stacy away. Chase had been doing his channel for fun, not for money, so this expectation made things a lot harder on him.
Things began to go downhill once his ideas for stunts slowed. His depression was getting bad again and his energy was dropping. The pressure to make money and get views was weighing on him as well, and the quality of his videos were dropping. The community noticed this and urged him to take a break, but he refused because he couldn't if he wanted to keep his relationship with Stacy.
His two kids were his entire world. Every second he wasn't working was devoted to his family. He tried his best to be a good husband for Stacy, as well, even if they didn't have a lot of time for each other since Chase was bringing in the income and had to work more. But he always treated his family with love and respect and cherished them.
The divorce was his breaking point. After all his efforts to keep the family together, things fell apart anyway. He worked so hard and so much and was put under so much pressure and had very little support. His channel wasn't making him happy, and it wasn't making his kids and his wife happy because he couldn't support them as much as he wanted, and once they left he felt he had nothing left to live for.
Chase attempted suicide on a livestream that was shortly taken down afterwards, though snippets of it were saved by viewers and were spread around the internet.
When Chase was taken in for emergency surgery, the paramedics took him to a doctor who they knew would save his life. This is how he met Dr. Schneeplestein.
Chase had been in a coma for two months, and was put under watch for another two months after he woke up. Schneep made sure he was the doctor in charge of caring for Chase, and kept a close eye on him while he was regaining mobility and recovering. After many intensive therapy sessions and medication adjustments, Chase was finally allowed to go home. He had moved out shortly after the divorce, before the attempt, so he at least still had a place to live.
Jack and Schneep both visited Chase regularly. Jack had already become friends with Schneep before, so the three became very close. It was Jack that paid Chase's rent while he was in the hospital. Chase cried when Jack told him that
Chase made an apology video to the community and stated that that would be his last video for a really long time, if not forever. He took a long break from the channel as he tried to put together the pieces of what his life had become.
Schneep, having also been through a nasty divorce, helped Chase through the process and gave him advice. About a week before Jack fell ill, Schneep had taken Chase to go see his family and talk things out. This was before his shift at the hospital, so he didn't know the outcome
When Chase got the news that Henrik had been kidnapped and Jack was comatose, Chase decided to repay the favor he owed to them both and took over Jack's channel. He moved out of the apartment he lived at and into the house where the other Egos lived (which at the time were Marvin and Jackieboy Man).
While Jackie was busy most days hunting down Schneep and Anti, Marvin became Chase's protector. They grew close this way.
After a months-long battle, Chase got partial custody of his kids, allowing him to see them on weekends. This was a huge win for him.
Chase didn't have the time to go to therapy because of the management of Jack's channel and taking care of the kids on weekends, so he turned to alcohol to cope with the lack of a support system. Even though he could see his kids, the fact his two best friends were gone slowly broke him, but he knew he had to keep going.
When Jameson came along, Chase immediately knew he had to protect him. He pretty much adopted him as his son a few days after they met. They became very close very quickly, and the relationship they shared proved to be very good for Chase
When Schneep returned nine months later, the four of them helped Schneep ease back into being free again and helped him recover. Chase was there for him the most, wanting to return the favor back when Schneep helped him recover. Once he was well enough, they became drinking buddies, considering they both had the same bad habits and a lot to talk about. Chase prefers whiskey over anything else
He visits Jack three times a week to talk to him. He misses him dearly and desperately hopes he can hear him. He doesn't know that Jack actually can.
Despite his depressing past, Chase truly is a kid at heart, more so than the others. His smiles are one of the brightest you'll see, and his laughs are infectious.
He's a lover of Disney movies and he happily shares this with Jameson. He loves movies in general, but Disney is his favorite. He also adores Kingdom Hearts as a result. He tried to explain the plot to Jameson. He didn't get it.
Chase owns a lot of toys. Legos, action figures, race cars, Nerf guns, you name it. He even owns a few stuffed animals! He actually does play with them all, too; they're not just for show. The others assume he just collects toys, except for Schneep. He's the only other person who knows, and he vowed to keep it their secret. On the mornings where the others are busy and they're the only two in the house, Schneep will watch Chase play with his toys in his room while he sips coffee. It's some of their favorite moments they share together
Chase has an unashamed love for dinosaurs. He has gray pajamas with green dinosaurs on them and he openly wears them around the house. He often gets teased about it, which he responds by sticking his tongue out at whoever is doing the teasing
His favorite hat was a gift from Jack. He's rarely seen without it
Chase knows when to be mature and when to relax. He may not appear so, but he can really get focused when he has to, especially when it comes to the things that mean the most to him. Family is one of those things
Chase suffers from phantom pains and migraines because of the gunshot wound in his temple. On the days it's too bad to leave his bed, Marvin takes over the channel, and Schneep takes care of him. He also suffers from flashbacks and panic attacks, but he has people there to ground him
Chase is Bisexual. He's only been in relationships with women so far, and as of now he hasn't had the motivation to see anyone else. His family comes first, the channel second, and that's what he's choosing to focus on right now. He does want Stacy back, though, but he doubts it'll ever happen.
Aaaaaand I think that's it! At least, I hope it is. This one is REALLY fucking long and I wasn't expecting it to be, so sorry about that! I think the next longest one will be Schneep's probably, so I may do him next to get him outta the way. Idk
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A SnakeĀ“s Pet (1/?)
Waking up in a dark room, you didnāt know how and why you got there. That changed when a door opened, and a tall figure stood in front of you.
āWho are you? And Why am I here?ā, you asked.
āI am Loki. And you were chosen to bear my heirs.ā, the man answered with a cold voice.
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AN: This story resulted out of two requests I got and combined. I hope you like it ^^
It is set after Thor: TDW, Thor is living on earth with Jane and hadnāt been back to Asgard since he brought Loki there.
Wordcount: around 3700 (damn that turned out long)
Warnings: angst, mentioning of kidnapping, abo-dynamics,asshole Loki
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You didnāt know how you had ended up in this situation. Because one second you had been on your way home from work and the other you suddenly sat in this dark and cold room. All your belongings (minus the clothing on your body) gone, leaving you without no way to call for help or defend yourself with. Not that you would be able to do so, because the only thing you knew was what you had seen on TV and in movies. At least you knew to aim for the crown-jewels.
If my captors have any.
Your eyes had slowly gotten used to the darkness and you were at least able to guess the outlines of the room you were in and decided to take a closer look.
I bet I am going to break my little toe.
Only a few minutes later, you had finished your look round. The room was barely three times three metres big with a metal door on one side and some kind of blanked on the other. Not knowing what else to do, you decided to sit down on that blanked to think.
Are there cameras in here? No- then would there be some blinking lights, right? Where the FUCK am I goddammit.
Letting yourself slide down the wall, you let out a groan and your head rested on the top of your knees and you tried for everything that was precious to you to find a reason for a reason why you where where you were. But you couldnāt find any.
You were what could be a considered a grey mouse, people usually didnāt notice you and you werenāt dressing to impress or catch the interest of others. You worked as a cashier at a little local Mexican supermarket in a California (Oakland to be exact) and were born a half-blood, with your mother being an Omega and your father an Nonblood. Both of them died when you had been young and you had ended up living with your dead motherĀ“s parents, who died when you had been only 18 years-old.
They had left you some money you used to pay the rent and study bills, though it wasnāt enough for you to live alone on it and so you had found the job with Mr and Mrs Alvarez, for minimum wage and one grocery shopping a week for free (for 40 dollars). You liked the old couple and they soon considered you somewhat family and had even introduced you to their son, who was the president of a Motorcycle Club.
Was I captured because of him?
If that had been some gang shit you hoped he would stay loyal to his promise and have your back.
I really could need your help now!
But of one thing you were pretty much certain: you being a half-blood couldnāt be the reason for you being there. You had neither presented as an Omega or Beta (very rarely your kind presented as an Alpha) nor did you have shown any sign that made you seen as one. Aside from slightly increased stamina and strength (and part of your looks) you had inherited NOTHING from your mother. Not that you wanted it otherwise, you liked being able to make your own decisions and not to turn into a horny breeding-machine every other time, ready to sleep with any Alpha that was close and interested in you.
I can choose who I let into my bed. Damn I canāt imagine losing my virginity to just anyone.
Cold began to creep into your bones and you did the only logical thing, rolling yourself into a burrito and tried not to freak out. Knowing you couldnāt to in this situation, you tried to catch some sleep.
Who knows when and if I can get any sleep later. CanĀ“t do anything except freezing at the moment.
You must have dozen off, because the next thing you knew was a light blending you from the (former) closed door. Looking up, you realized someone was standing in the open door. He (or she) was tall and well trained, and even though you couldnāt see the persons eyes, you could feel them boring into you. A cold shiver ran up and down your spine with every passing second, your heartbeat increased, and you had to swallow a lump before you were able to speak.
āWho- who are you?ā, you whispered, fear and panic latched into your voice.
āI am Loki and you had been chosen to bear me heirs.ā, the shadow answered in a cold and reserved voice.
What?
āI-I donāt understand-ā, you mumbled more to yourself than him.
āOf course not.ā, he sighted like it was to be expected, like he thought you would be stupid, āYou were chosen to be my Mate, so I may breed you and get heirs to follow on the throne.ā
Mate- Breeding- But-
āBut-ā, you wanted to tell him they must have the wrong person, but a deep angry growl from the door shut you up.
He is an Alpha. A strong one-
āDid no one ever taught you to NOT speak back to an Alpha, Omega? Especially not to the one that is to become your Mate.ā, he growled back.
āI am no Omega.ā
āOf course not, that would have been to easy.ā, he huffed under his breath and kept staring at you, āThen you have to learn how to be one. A perfect one. And you better learn fast!ā
What? Ā“Learn to be an OmegaĀ“, does that mean- what is he going to do?
āI am tired of waiting.ā, you hear him say, but you were in to much shock to react what caused the Alpha to growl at you again. But you still couldnāt move. Suddenly he stood in front of you, his face contorted in anger. His chest heaving and you feared he would hurt you- bad.
When did he get here? How-
āI said: I am tired of waiting. Are you going to stand up, or do I need to make you, Omega?ā, his voice and eyes were so dark your blood ran cold and legs reacted on your own: within a second you stood in front of the Alpha, your back pressed against the cold wall, your eyes widened.
āThought that much. I hope I donāt need to repeat myself again, do I?ā
He hadnāt really finished the sentence, when you already were shaking your head to let him known there was no need to.
āGood. You will show me respect and only look at me or the floor, but under no circumstances at anybody else. Dou you understand?ā
YES.
You nodded.
āCome and stay close behind me.ā, he ordered at the same time as he turned around and left the room. Quickly, you followed behind the Alpha: Head hanging low and your arms clutched around your own midsection in a protecting and reassuring manor. Your eyes cast on his heels, so you wouldnāt lose the man out of your sight. The floor was made out of white and golden marble, and the walls must be tall, for you heard your steps echoed through them.
I bet this would be what Asgards floors must look like- wait- Asgard- Loki- I AM ON ASGARD! But whyyyyyyy?!
Wonder and new panic settled in your stomach and head and you once again tried to figure out what that all could mean.
āOmega!ā, the god and Alpha in front of you growled, and you fastened your steps, only to notice that he had stopped in front of a big door or gate that was guarded by soldiers on either side, though you only saw their boots.
The moment the door opened, the Alpha grabbed your wrist to guide you inside and though it wasnĀ“t so strong it hurt you, you flinched back at the first second. The grip alone gave you an imagine on how strong he really was. Ā
I really wonĀ“t stay a chance. I am totally at his mercyā¦
āWe are now in the royal wing. Not that you will ever see it again, for you are not allowed to and will not leave my chambers!ā, he told you ,āYou may look up now, for here wonĀ“t be anyone else than us.ā
Slowly you did as he had told you, glad that you would be able to walk normal again. Though you knew it would be tense and probably hurt in the morning, and it already had cramped up, making you hiss in displeasure.
Not wanting to think about what could happen next, you let your eyes wander and awed at what you saw. The floor was made of dark wood with golden inlays, the high ceilings and designs reminded you of modern gothic. Huge windows bathed the halls with lights and the ceiling it self was painted to look like a real sky.
Unfortunately, it didnāt work for long. While the Alpha walked you through halls and up stairs until he stopped in front of a black and silver door you assumed would lead to his chambers.
Your breathing hitched your legs became weak, you felt like a panic attack was about to roll over you and you pleaded with your body to not faint.
On its own accord the door swung open and the Alpha pushed you inside. WasnĀ“t it for his grip you would have fallen over from the sudden movement.
Silver and green. That was the first thing your brain and eyes registered, before you made out furniture and the basic layout of this apartment.
Looks like a damn suit of a seven-star hotel.
You stood in the middle of what could be considered a working area with a long table that was littered with books, feathers, scrolls and so on. Behind that, you noticed a living area with chairs, a table, bookshelves and other things. On the right of there was an alcove with a huge bed in it. Left to the living area were two doors, one opening up to a bath and the other to what you assumed would be a walk-in closet. The whole backwall was one huge windowfront that gave access to a balcony.
At least I can try and keep distance between us once in a while. Maybe I can lock the bath-
āYou are allowed to roam the room on your own, though do not touch my stuff without permission. You will do as I say, when I say it. Now clean yourself up Omega, you reek of dungeon.ā, with that he grabbed a book and disappeared onto the balcony.
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To your surprise was the bath already prepared and steaming. The tube itself was big enough that four people would comfortable fit into it. It had the perfect temperature for you to just relax for a while and forget where you were. Your own apartment unfortunately only had a shower, so this was the first time in weeks that you could take a bath (last time you relaxed in a whirlpool of an waterpark a few months back).
You grabbed the soap laying next to the bathing tube, you began to clean up while trying to make sense of the whole situation.
That all doesnāt make sense- Why did they bring me here? Why me? Why no Omega or other Wolfblood? DonĀ“t they want risk their safety? Of course not. He is dangerous, and Omegas are rare. I am just the next best thing. Though I am sure I am not even that. Maybe there was just an opportunity and they took it.
You had just cleansed your hair, when you felt eyes burn into your back (for you had your back turned towards the door), and you knew the Alpha was standing there.
āDid I take to long, Alpha?ā, you asked, your voice barely louder than a whisper, fearing his reaction.
āAre you clean?ā
āYes.ā
āThen get dressed. Dinner was served, and I am hungry.ā
āYes Alpha.ā, you answered before reaching for a towel to get dry. Standing up and turning around, you imagined the man still standing behind you, his eyes roaming over your body- over the body that was now his to use as he pleased for you wouldnāt be able to stop him. But you were mistaken; turning around there was no one standing and relieved rushed through your veins. It was short lived though, the second you wanted to reach for your clothing to get dressed you noticed it gone.
Shit
āLoki- Alpha?ā, you called out, hoping you wouldnāt anger him like that.
āWhat?ā, he snapped back.
āIs-is- Is there anything for me to wear? M-my clothes are gone.ā
āThere is a dress in the dressing room I think will suit you well. Now hurry up, I donāt like to be kept waiting!ā
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The room you entered was twice as big as the bath and filled to the brim with clothes. Shirts, trousers any kind of male clothing you could imagined was there. And that was were the problem laid: the only clothing there for you, were maybe ten dresses, no trousers, no underwear nothing. And they all were short. You barely wore dresses and if you did, only those reaching your knees and with a pair of shorts beneath. Green, silver and black were the ruling colours. The dress that the Alpha had chose for you was of a dark green colour and reminded you of a (longer) version of a baby-doll negligee. Like the undergarment, the top of the dress seemed to be slightly see-through. The cloth was soft on your skin and the dress itself fitted like a second skin, without feeling uncomfortable. Like you feared, the top was indeed see-through, only good thing was that it was less opaque than you first feared. Only one who knew the fabric of the top was that thin, would be able to make out what laid hidden beneath it, somehow you knew, the Alpha was well informed about that fact.
Pulling your wet hair back, you made your way towards the main room where you knew the Alpha was waiting for you, knowing there would was only the thin dress between him and your body.
With every step you felt more uncomfortable in your skin and you felt like fainting any moment, though you prayed you wouldnāt. Who knows, what the man that attacked and destroyed Manhattan would do to you. Conscious you would at least be able to say no- even though you knew it probably wouldnāt do much.
Arms hugging your own body to give yourself some comfort, you made your way towards the waiting Alpha. He was sitting at a table near the windows, his gaze roaming over your body, making you even more uncomfortable. His eyes lingered on your chest and his eyes grew darker and began glimmering.
He knows I am naked beneath this.
āI see you found the dress I chose for you to wear. I have to admit- it suits you.ā, he smiled, motioning for you to take a seat opposite to him. Averting your eyes, you sat down, your hands fumbling in your lap.
āI must admit. Odin chose a pretty Mate for me. Pretty for an unpresented half-blood that is. I would prefer a pure-blood Omega, but it looks like I have to make do.ā, he appraised you while insulting you at the same time. His green eyes were almost black, and you were sure it was over anger of not becoming what he wished to.
āSorry.ā, you mumbled, his eyes keeping burning into you, while another growl left his throat.
āEat. For I become tired and want to rest.ā
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As soon as the male was finished he stood up and motioned for you to do so as well, his eyes and posture telling you there was no room for an argument.
Your heartbeat increased again, and you dreaded what you knew would come now. You were sure he would start breeding with you and there was nothing you could do against it.
On shaking legs, you stepped closer to him, supressing to cry the tension your were feeling away. The air around him felt a colder than the rest of the room and shivers went up and down your spine; the cold making your nipples harden, making them very visible through the thin fabric.
Stepping behind you, the Alpha lowered his head to take a whiff of your scent. One of his hands rested on your hip, the other on your shoulder (very very close to your throat) snaked around your body in the front, making his forearm rest in the valley of your breasts. His arms pressed you against his chest, and the rumbles that left his body made yours vibrate as well. He sounded satisfied.
āYou smell better than I thought you would. Devine. Of *sniff* flowers and berries, very delicate. To bad you will never be in heat, for I wonder how you would smell then. Ā I am glad you donāt stink like half-bloods and Nonbloods usually do. *sniff*ā, his nose moved over the area where the Mating-mark of half- and pure-bloods would be, his teeth scraping over your skin and you were sure he would mark you right then and there.
His laughter was dark, and your heartbeat stopped.
āI wonĀ“t mark you- yet.ā, he chuckled against your neck and his hand moved from your shoulder to your jaw, holding your head in place.
āYou fear me.ā, he whispered against your skin, āYou are afraid of I can do to you. What I will do to you. I can smell it. Taste it on your skin. You are right to feel this way. I can do things you canĀ“t and do not want to imagine. But if you do as I say, you will not need to fear too see those happening; for if you bear heirs, I will treat you as well as any good pet wished to be treated. I say get up, you will. If I tell you to sleep, you will sleep and if I tell you to undress, you will do as told. Like any good Omega would.ā
āYes, Alpha.ā, you whispered your answer and you felt his other hand moving over your stomach, your legs towards your inner thighs. Your muscles tensed under this unwanted and unknown feeling. His hands rested on top of the fabric and you knew it was only a question of time when he would make his way beneath it and onto your skin.
āI wonder if your skin is really as soft as it feels through your dress.ā, he groaned against your neck, and another shiver went up your spine, āYou will undress and lay down in the bed while I will take a bath on my own. DonĀ“t fret, I wonāt be gone for long.ā
After another lick over your skin he left for the bath, already stripping of his clothing. The moment he stepped into the bathroom, you turned towards the bed and began walking.
Maybe I could not do as told. Who am I kidding- he will just rip the dress apart and be angry for defying him.
Not wanting to anger him on your first evening with him, you stripped down the thin dress and hurried to get under the blankets. They were made of silk and fell smoothly around your naked body. Leaving nothing for the manās imagination. You laid down furthest away from the bath and turned your back towards it. Soon silent sobs shook your body. Though you supressed them quick, not wanting to give the man any satisfaction to pull out of your fear.
Soft steps alerted you to the approaching Alpha and you braced yourself for what was coming. The mattress dipped behind you and your muscles tensed again for a second.
āI see you took my warning to heart and did as you told. Good.ā, he rumbled proudly.
One of his hands moving from the back of your head, over your sides to your ass and then towards your thighs. Carefully not to touch any area that would be considered not proper or sexual.
He is playing with me
āWhat a well-behaved little Omega I have laying in my bed. LetĀ“s see if it stays like that.ā, he chuckled darkly, āWhy donāt you come closer to your Alpha? I promise I wonĀ“t bite- not too hard at least.ā
Taking in a deep breath, you scooted closer to the man behind you, until your ass touched his midsection, with only the thin fabric between the two of you.
At once, his arm snaked around your midsection, pulling your closer to him. So close in fact that you felt his member pressed against your ass and to your relieve: it was soft.
āYou thought I would start breeding you today, werenāt you? Though it is your luck you are not ready to receive yet. But you will be- soon. So rest, for when you are you will need all the strength and endurance your weak body has.ā
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Rome
Ā Ā What was interesting with where we were in Rome was that a lot of locals spoke English. Most cities are like this. We had a Counselor that said all major cities usually speak English,Ā and the authentic places are in the villages. She was right. I tried to speak Italian after all my lessons to our waiter, and he felt uncomfortable that I wasn't very fluent and asked me to speak English! They also get offended when you ask for extra salt, or ketchup, anything that changes the dish. They think you're insulting their food. Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā The food is amazing. Veal, rabbit, pasta, melon con prosciutto, and bruschetta. The wine is excellent. Anything sweet is excellent. I found my favorite wine was from Piedmonti called Gavi di Gavi. Which is in the North. My favorite restaurant in Campo De FioriĀ is a chain! This wine and cheese bar called Obica. Which is in New York and LA. Our apartment was walking distance from the Colosseum. It was far from school. I always had to take the bus. Which was honesty policy when it came to payment. So people didn't really pay. When the cops came to check we would just jump off. That's why there were transportation strikes in Rome all the time. The honesty policy system did not work. Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā It took me forever to get to know my area where my apartment was because I always stayed with my friend who lived near Piazza Navona. Which had this amazing fountain of the four major rivers and their Gods. A Brazilian consulate, the best gelato, and our school. My friend and I would go running. One time, since we don't really have phones, and you have to pay per call, we ran to each other's houses without knowing it. I got lost and I finally got to her house and her roommate said she was running to see me.Ā
Ā Ā We connected with people through facebook and if we set a time we would meet there. If we weren't there we would wait. It was awesome not having a phone. I had my camera, my journal, and some food vouchers. Our program was awesome because rent was paid for as well as food vouchers to restaurants and the only thing I had to worry about was travel. My dad sent me $150 a week from what I saved over the summer, and that's how I lived.Ā
Ā Ā Ā In Rome, I felt like I didn't really have any money, and I felt like I had too much free time. So I had journals and photos and eventually started taking videos. I set intentions. I wanted a tattoo of my mother's signature. It was a card she gave to my father "Happy 3 month anniversary" in 1985. Finding that was really special to me and I brought it with me to Italy to get the tattoo. I wanted to learn Italian, speak to people. Make friends. I decided to do a video project. For Italy, and film everything I was experiencing.Ā
Ā Ā I focused and did really well in school. Watch Italian films and got a real Italian education, or as close as you can going to an American school in Rome. My last intention was to see all that Italy has to offer. People in my program went all over Europe. Spain, Morocco, France, and Croatia. I couldn't afford trips like that, so I backpacked every weekend with my friend from New York and my other friend from LA, and went to the beaches or villages and saw Italy.Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā My classes included Italian, Philosophy, Art History, and my favorite History of Italian Cinema. Art History was amazing because every class was at the actual site. It was included in the program so we learned about Michel Angelo and then went to the Vatican to see the Sistine Chapel. Dates were the hardest to remember. We also saw this amazing DuomoĀ and the artĀ in Orvietto. We learned about Luca Signorelli and his painting called The Last Judgement. When hell comes on earth and takes everyone who was a sinner. Basically the end of the world. It's graphic and disturbing. I carved my initials with a permanent marker at the bottom of one of the paintings. Orvietto was my favorite because it was a place I could speak to people in Italian, since people didn't know English. Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā One time we brought our friends' parents and we were famished for lunch during Siesta. All the restaurants were closed but this little old lady went inside and cooked us a meal from scratch. I had pasta fagioli, which is my absolute favorite. My friendās parents asked for ice for their white wine, which is uncommon in Italy. She had to make it from scratch and by the time it was ready, we finished all the wine.Ā
Ā Ā We had amazing day trips. Our trip to Napoli we saw Pompeii, Mt Vesuvius, and the Island of Capri. They make the best limoncello in Capri. You see all the people who were preserved from the volcano eruption in Pompeii. As well as the brothels there. We did a day trip on our own when everyone went to Oktober fest to Sperlonga. We rented a pedal boat with a slide. Went swimming topless. Had a freak out because we realized we left our passports and all our money at the beach and nobody was watching it. We had fresh fish. Felt like we got robbed because they didn't tell us how much the fish was until we left. Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā For our film class we had a field trip to CInecitta studios. We saw the original set for Gangs of New York. The set for this one film called Roman Empire. I loved that class. I learned a lot about fascism, neorealism, and realism, and discovered my favorite director Fellini, as well as actress Sophia Loren. Who was the first sex icon in Italy and was one of the first to make it to Hollywood. Italians impress me with the food, culture, and art.Ā Living there made me want to become a filmmaker.Ā
Ā Ā My Italy video project consumed me. I would film and edit it everyday after school. I was obsessed. I wanted to include everything. My friend was so supportive of that. I was upset about this new realization because I already spent 3 years studying business, hotel management, and had this epiphany that I should be an artist. I knew I had to go home and finish my degree. I knew I needed to make money. I knew I wanted to be an artist and express myself through storytelling because most of our entertainment during dinner was my crazy stories from college or my suburban town in New Jersey.Ā
Ā Ā So I used Italy as my outlet, I never knew when I was going to come back, or have an opportunity to not work, and be this inspired. That I just ran with it with my camera and my journal. I filmed everything. Car rides, night life, the beach, cinecitta studios,Ā Pompeii, and all of Rome. It was my first movie. I got terribly homesick and my friends missed me too. I especially missed my dog. He ate brownie batter and had to get his stomach pumped which was $500.00. I felt like I missed out a lot of the sorority events, I just joined. I wrote out a speech to be pledge mom and sent the video to them in a beautiful place in Rome. It was so loud because in the middle of my speech an ambulance came. My sister came to Rome. I got to show her the new life I was living and my apartment. We had aperitivo and wine. It was special to show her.Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā I became close with my roommate, and got close with the barista Luca who made my coffee every morning. I got into cappuccinos because I had to go to the coffee shop to get wifi. I would write all day. He was a ballerina. I also made friends with one of our professors. He would come out with my friend and I, he was always talking philosophy. A friend of mine from Pace was studying in Barcelona and came to Rome. We went to the Jewish area where the holocaust happened. It was pretty sad. Any piece of home was nice. We went to a soccer game and soccer is like religion in Italy. My favorite player was Totti, they call him Il Capitano. We were the only people that drank at the soccer stadium. Everything is closed for soccer. People are very focused and into the game. I got a jersey I wore all the time.
Ā Ā My favorite area was Trastevere. They call it the Brooklyn of Italy. Not too busy, a lot of creatives, I even prefer the bars and food there. There was a University in New York stationed there called St. John's. When you cross the Tiber River, you end up there. Also, my area was really awesome. I didn't realize it til the end of our study abroad. Since I spent most of my time near the center. I remember hearing Vampire Weekend for the first time at a bar there. I also remember all the live music, burlesque shows, and piazzas near me were amazing. Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā Our school was sweet. They even hosted a Thanksgiving for us and celebrated Halloween, so we wouldn't feel homesick. There's a lot of Irish pubs in Rome where American students hang out. Scholars, The Abbey, The Drunken ship was where you went to turn up. We even went on a pub crawl with wrist bands. You have to stay close to your friends the entire time. Rule#1 never get in a car with strangers.
Ā Ā Ā Ā I learned a lot about myself in Italy. I found freedom, community, and a desire to be an artist there. I found independence. I learned to cook. A lot better than I've ever cooked before. A different part of my brain would work when I spoke Italian. I developed this big dream to be in an Italian movie. The movies I watched demonstrated the hardships Italy overcame. I spent time on myself and even though I loved New York I didn't have time to breathe. Italy will always be a second home to me. I thank that experience and that calling to go there because it made me who I am.
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Seriously, itās just another crappy questionnaire, butijustfuckinglovedoingthemsohelpmegodARGH.
blame @arcturuz for tagging me :P
You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
Well...this is awkward. Hello boss!
Whatās going on between you and the last person you kissed?
Iāve trapped him and heāll never escape my clutches 0_0
If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
THAT IS VERY NAUGHTY, gimme some.
Is your last name longer than six letters?
....seemingly not!
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
boringly sober
Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
probably
What does your last received text say?
āCheers Samā
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Many.
Where was your last kiss at?
Our living room :3
When is the last time you saw your sister?
Donāt have a sis
What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee/tea/energy drink
Where did you sleep last night?
IIn my bed?
Do you think relationships are hard?
Can be, but if itās right youāll make it work!
If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
Go to an NHS dentist rather than the convenient private one over the road, GOODBYE MONEYĀ
Youāre locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
He steals my cigarettes.
Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
Raaaaaain <3
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Yes! Jayne is common as muck.
Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
Jammies :3
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
I fucking hope so. I changed the locks so he canāt get out.
Does anyone like you?
Probably not. But fuck it!
Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
eeeeeeeer....yes!
Is the last person you kissed gay?
Nope.
Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
Copious amounts of people.
Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
Have one! Srsly want the spn anti-possession tat tho....
In the past week have you cried?
Yup. Itās a frequent occurence. WOO
What breed was the last dog you saw?
I saw a Springer Spaniel outside work and it nearly killed me coz it looked soooo much like my Cookie baby who I miss so damn hard...
Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
People dry IN the shower?
Have you ever kissed a football player?
No...
Do you think youāre old?
I guess Iām not, but I feel like Iām getting there XD
Do you like text messaging?
Talking on the phone involves trying to sound chripy. Which I canāt deal with.
What type of day are you having?
Sleepy. Oh thatās everyday...
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Nah.
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cooooold. Get all snuggly and cuddles and UMF.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Benji (the one whom I have trapped), my dad, bro and nephew
Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
Flings are fun but a relationship is bliss.
Are you a simple or complicated person?
Nobody is simple.
What song are you listening to?
Linkin Park - What Iāve Done
When you say youāre sorry do you mean it?
Well yeah, or I wouldnāt say it. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
Iām a woman of mystery! *cloak swish* What made you start liking the person you like now?
There isnāt like one thing...it just happened. Heās a special awesome squishy. When did you last receive a text message?
Couple of hours ago? IDK What is wrong with you right now?
Jensen Ackles is NOT between my legs. How well do you know the last female you texted?
The mother, so rather well. Does anyone disgust you?
I could make a ten page list. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
Already got someone, so Iām cool thanks. Are you in a good mood right now?
Iām not at work, so yeah why not! Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Bunjamin
What color shirt are you wearing?
Uncharacteristically pink Has someone recently told you something you didnāt want to hear?
Iām now doing a 12 hour shift tomorrow. Anyone youāre giving up on?
Nah. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
Nope!
Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldnāt?
Yup! Do you like rain?
Yiiiis provided I donāt have to go anywhere Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
Iām more worried about my own drinking! Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Yis. Do you like to cuddle?
Who doesnāt? Are you shy?
I apparently give off the persona that Iām not but trust me, Iām constantly shitting bricks. Do you get along with girls?
*shrugs* I try to get along with anyone Have you dated the person you texted last?
HELL NO What do you carry with you at all times?
Fags and phone If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Ā
Easily! Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
Current relationship going on longer than 4 years, so yeah. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
I refer you to the previous question. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
Duh! Did anything ācuteā happen in the last week?
The kitten keeps using me as a climbing frame
How old are the last three people you kissed?
Heās 29. I have kissed noone else. Iām not going back 4 years.
Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Ā Ā
Get Mercy to do them XD Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Ā Ā
....No. Do you have any stickers on your car? Ā Ā
I think I require a car for this question. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Ā Ā
Um... next!
Blackberry, Android, or iPhone? Ā Ā
Android Whenās the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Ā Ā
God knows Do you like diet soda? Ā Ā
Near enough any soda. What color are the walls in your room? Ā Ā
Rented flat so everything is like...beige/white Are you 16 or older? Ā Ā
A decade fucking older... Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Ā Ā
No. Do you have a job? Ā Ā
Unfortunately. Ā What are your initials? Ā Ā
SJK Did you ever have braces? Ā Ā
Nu. Are you from the south? Ā Ā
Northern England!
What does your last status on facebook say? Ā Ā
Probs some shit old meme Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Ā Ā
Nope. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Ā Ā
Mum Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Ā Ā
HAHAHA no, but the image is entertaining. Whatās the last movie you saw in theaters? Ā Ā
Uuuuh... I dont know? Brain keeps sayng Deadpool but Iām positive weāve been since. (we donāt get out much)
Do you smoke? Ā Ā
Yis. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Ā Ā
Easily flip-flops, canāt do heels Is your phone touch screen? Ā Ā
Yeah Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Ā Ā
I just blow dry and see what happens Have you ever snuck out of your house? Ā Ā
Once when I was young. It didnāt go well. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Ā Ā
Pool. Itās clean. Have you ever made out in a car? Ā Ā
Yea boiiiiiii Had sex in a car? Ā Ā
No. *sulk* Are you single or in a relationship? Ā Ā
Youāre asking this now? What were you doing last night at midnight? Ā Ā
Failing to sleep. Whenās the last time you saw fireworks? Ā Ā
New Years Do you like the camera on your phone? Ā Ā
YeĀ I guess Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Ā Ā
*snerk* a long time ago. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Ā Ā
Yup. Ā Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Ā Ā
I was but I got rid. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Ā Ā
HAHAHAHA ooooh lordy. Name your favorite Kesha song: Ā Ā
...
Do you have any tan lines right now? Ā Ā
I live in England. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Ā Ā
Good luck getting me in shorts
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Super Late Gajevy Love Week 2017: Warm-Up Prompt- AU
You can also find this floating around AO3. As per the notes there, I am getting my writing sea legs back by taking on the Gajevy Love Week challenge that happened like two months ago. (Wah, Iām literally always tardy to every party.) There will be smut eventually, but this one is smut free.Ā
As far as jobs went, being a pet sitter wasnāt all too bad. Sure, the days were long if you actually wanted to make any money, and the driving all over the place sucked, but the freedom of being able to work when you wanted and to be paid to hangout with other peopleās pets honestly made up for it. Levy had been a pet sitter for about six months now and while she certainly hadnāt moved into the city to do it, it was paying the bills while she was pitching her movie ideas around town. Weirdly enough, sheād ended up pet sitting for big names in the industry and though she never actually met any of them-- they probably wouldnāt need her services if they were home-- it did seem pretty cool to know she was still just one degree away.
The house she was currently headed to was one of her regulars. The owner, one Mr. Gajeel Redfox, had been gone for about two months now and requested that he have the same sitter as much as possible. Given that she worked six days a week, the manās visits ended up on her schedule more often than not. She was going to really miss seeing Pantherlily almost everyday when his owner finally returned. (Now that she thought about it, she was sure he was supposed to be home soon.) He almost felt like her cat at this point. In fact, she almost felt like she even knew this Redfox character too. She could deduce from the dark furniture, clothes abandoned in various areas around the apartment, and lack of sentimental items such as photos that he was most likely a bachelor. A bachelor with money given he had an apartment overlooking the ocean with walls made entirely of windows just to look out over them, and the ability to pay for visits twice a day for two months straight. She quickly did the math in her head as she pulled into a guest parking spot in the parking garage for the manās apartment complex and shuddered. She could pay her rent in her apartment with her three roommates for almost five months with what heād paid for the visits for so long.
āMust be nice,ā she mumbled to herself as she hopped out of her car. Locking the door and clipping her keys to her belt loop-- she had a really nasty habit of locking her keys in her car and learned this was the best way to avoid anymore unfortunate incidents-- she pushed her sunglasses to the top of her head and on top of her scarf she had had tied around her azure hair to keep it pulled back. Walking into the lobby through the door in the garage, she nodded to the man at the counter as she sauntered by. Heād stopped having her sign in after a few weeks, knowing full well that she had the code to the lockbox on the Redfox residenceās door and that if she did do something terrible the security could easily apprehend her. (Her small frame was both a blessing and a curse with this job, not that she would ever steal from a client, but it would be nice to know she could at least have a small semblance of a chance to get away if she did.)
She got into the elevator and pressed the button for the 5th floor and waited for the short ride up. Levy admired herself in the reflection of the mirrored elevator, and chuckled to herself as she took in her disheveled hair that tried to escape her scarf, the worn jeans with a stain from an earlier visit and her shirt emblazoned with her companyās logo. The first time sheād arrived to this visit she had been so self conscious and had felt so out of place. She had been certain that for a second the people at the front must have thought she was a homeless person wandering into their lobby, especially since she distinctly remembered she hadnāt showered that day and had pulled on her oldest pair of sneakers and some sweats. It wasnāt like the pets cared if she tried, but had sheād known she was going to end up some place like this, she would have at least brushed her hair. How quickly that had changed with time. Now she felt almost like she was returning to her own home. It helped that she always started her days and ended her days with Lily. It was just a short walk from the elevator to the front door, where she quickly pushed the numbers into the box so she could open the little door that would allow her to get the key.
As she started to unlock the door, she heard the purring that signaled the black cat was awaiting her just on the other side and the sound filled her with joy. His owner wasnāt one to respond to updates, but he had replied once and all he had said was that Lily didnāt like just anybody. That was pretty obvious just by looking over the updates that had been sent in on the days Levy didnāt work as the sitter that covered her shifts when she wasnāt working had yet to meet Lily at all.
āHello handsome,ā she cooed as she pushed her way into the apartment. The Bombay purred again in response as he started to rub himself against her legs. Squatting down, she started to pet him to make sure he remembered that even though his owner still wasnāt home he was still very much loved. āYouāre the best way to end the day, ya know.ā
āSo Iāve been told,ā a deep voice replied. Now, Levy liked to think she was very rational. When faced with a problem, she was very level headed, and thought through every possible scenario of what could happen and every possible solution to find the right one. But in that moment, the only possible explanation that came to her mind was that Lily had just responded to her. Which, was definitely new to say the least. She stared at the cat wide-eyed for a fraction of a second longer before the logical part of her brain realized she wasnāt the only human in the apartment. An inhuman squeak that could probably only be heard by Lily and any other animals in the close vicinity escaped her lips as her head snapped up to see a very tall, very muscular, and very half naked man standing in the entrance between the living area and the bedroom where Lilyās stuff could be found. He had long black hair that looked almost as unruly as hers was, eyes that seemed to stare straight through her, and more piercings than should could count. (And that was just from what she could see. Not that she was thinking about any she might not be able to see. Except, he was very attractive.)
āI-ā she started, before locking eyes with the man and completely losing her train of thought. After another couple of seconds she just placed her hand on her chest and said āPet sitter.ā
Wow Lev, she thought to herself as dryly as one can possibly think to themselves, you write entire movies with their own worlds and characters and you canāt even string together a full sentence. There was another long pause before the man burst out into raucous laughter.
āI am so sorry,ā he said, smiling at her. His smile was like the smile of a devil, beautiful and dangerous. āI forgot to inform your office that I was getting home early and that I didnāt need the visit this evening.ā
This was when she should respond, she knew that. It was just that that damn smile had erased any thoughts from her mind, at least all the ones that wouldnāt get her in trouble for saying out loud. Even that annoying ass voice in her mind was dumbfounded. It was possible that since it had been so long since sheād even had any contact with the opposite sex, but he was the single most sexy human being she had ever seen. It was that, or she was cat sitting for an actual sex god. That was also a possibility. After everything theyād been though, youād have thought Lily would have told her.
āSince youāre here, if you want you can still spend the 30 minutes with him. You donāt need to feed him or anything, I already took care of that,ā the sex god continued, apparently unaware he had the power to strike mere mortals speechless. āYou must be the girl he seems to love. Heās a great judge of character, you know.ā
That snapped her out of the trance as a smile broke across her face.
āThanks!ā She beamed in response. āI love this little guy. Iām not supposed to pick favorites, but between you and me, heās mine.ā She stage whispered at the end and winked. Oh god, what had even gotten into her. She looked back at Lily and smiled at him as well before scratching behind his ears. Had she continued looking at his owner, sheād have seen the blush that spread across his cheeks.
āWell, make yourself at home, I suspect you know where water is if youād like to have some,ā Gajeel said. āI just got back and was headed for the shower, feel free to leave early if you want, just lock up when you go.ā She nodded in response as he turned to go back into the room. She sat down next to Lily, who at this point had laid down and rolled over to get his belly scratched. āOh, and Levy?ā Her heart leapt when she heard her name roll off his tongue.
āYeah?ā She asked, looking up. The man smiled that damn smile again.
āThanks for taking such good care of Lil while I was away. I know Iām not supposed to pick favorites either, but between you and me, youāre mine.ā
And with that, he went back into his room, unaware that he had just completely stopped her heart and left her there like she wasnāt going to need medical attention. Once she heard the water turn on in the bathroom, she looked down at Lily, who was looking up at her and wondering why sheād stopped scratching his belly.
āYou really could have warned me about your owner looking like that.ā
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He knew that the sitter would be gone by the time he got out of his shower, but that didnāt stop him from being slightly disappointed when he got out of his shower and saw Lily curled up on the foot of his bed all by himself. He didnāt want to say he was jealous of a fucking cat, but here he was jealous that his cat got to spend so much time with such a breathtaking human being.
āGod dammit, Lil,ā he growled as his heart stuttered when he thought of her wink. āYou really could have warned me about your sitter looking like that.ā
#gajevy week#gajevy#gajeel redfox#levy mcgarden#gajeel x levy#fairy tail#does the gajevy week tag even work anymore?#probs not#whoops#gon use it anyway whaddup#alternate universe#au#fluff#one shot
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30 Minute Experiment: Memory #30ME
Okay, letās do this. Ā Iām sorry to keep mentioning #TimsTwitterListeningParties (okay, only my second mention, granted), but theyāve become an almost essential daily routine to help me get through this pandemic, as I spend two hours each evening listening to some great albums from theĀ ā80s andĀ ā90s (and some newer ones). Some Iāve heard and/or love but others are from bands Iāve either heard of or have known about but never really got into for one reason or another. But this isnāt a 30 Experiment about music... (sorry, Ted!) :)
No, this is going to be 30 minutes of me writing about memory and memories, and Iām not talking about the song from Cats, which was actually my favorite moment of that much-maligned movie from last year. (Iām still convinced JHud will win her second Oscar playing ArethaĀ later this year.)
Although Iām not going to just start writing about music, as much as I love chatting about it, this is more about memory, and how listening to records that I never have listened to in full or heard before have been jogging up memories that have lain dormant for a long time.
I am someone who is forever fascinated by the human brain and how it works, something youād know if you read my ramble about dreams around this same time last week. But even more interesting to me is how the brainās memory banks works because itās something that just doesnāt seem to have been explored to the extent in which Iām interested. The reason why memory has interested me so much was because of a movie I saw at the Oxford Film Festival four years ago. It was called Embers, directed by Claire CarĆ©e ,and while it was available to watch on Netflix for two years, itās now only available to rent or buy on Amazon.Ā
The movie is about a virus that hits the globe that basically erases everyoneās memory from the day before, so you can go to sleep next to your wife or husband, you wake up and you have no idea who they are. Itās an interesting premise that CarĆ©e explores through a variety of individuals and situations, and itās definitely world-building sci-fi but not in the way that requires tons of CGI. Itās a small and tender movie with great performances.
As I said, I first saw it at the Oxford Film Festival, and it was really interesting to hear CarĆ©e talk about how she researched the movie and the human brain and learned about conditions that affect the brain in a similar way as the virus. (Think of someone like the Guy Pearce character in Christopher Nolanās Memento, an absolutely fantastic movie that I really should rewatch soon.) Ā Anyway, I listened CarĆ©e talk about the brain and memory at Oxford and then again when the movie played at the Brooklyn Film Festival, and what she said about memory has been something thatās been on my brain (so to speak) ever since.
Itās really interesting how memory works in terms of what we remember, how we remember things and when. We can think about some things that happened to us and even stew about them for years, but then there are other things, even some happy moments, that might pop into our head randomly. Iām not just talking about dreams, which seem to have their own way of messing with our minds, but just when youāre doing or watching something and you suddenly remember someone or something from your past that you hadnāt thought about in many years.
Iāll freely admit that I do not have a good memory even when it comes to things Iām supposed to do on any given day, and itās why Iāve created so may methods of reminding myself to do things like these daily writing experiments. Thereās a known clichĆ© that the older you get, the harder it is for your brain to remember things, that memory is the first thing to go, etc, but Iām not sure thatās really the case. I remember listening to my father at length about his memories of his life going all the way back to his first 17 years living in Germany before Kristallnacht. He was probably in his 70s by then, yet his memory of events was so distinct and descriptive that it made you feel like you were actually there. There are many elderly people in their 70s and 80s and even 90s who can produce memories and share them when asked, so clearly the memory isnāt the first thing to go. If anything those memories are what the brains of older people are holding onto, and while Iām not quite THAT old yet, I do find that Iām remembering things from my past, particularly high school and my early days of NYC that I had pretty much forgotten about. Ā (To be fair, I did imbibe in quite a few recreational drugs post-high school, which Iām sure didnāt help.)
I want to go back to the listening parties I mentioned at the beginning of todayās writing experiment because it was really interesting to me how albums I had never heard before were bringing back so many memories. One of the albumās was Pulpās Different Class from 1995 and the other was Suedeās Dog Man Star from 1994. Mind you, when I first moved to NYC in 1987, I was an enormous Anglophile, and I was spending most of my money on import records from England, buying the weekly trades like NME, Melody Maker and Sounds, keeping track of every new and hot band for many years. At one point I was even buying double copies of the magazines since I started collecting clippings of these bands... interviews, concert reviews, etc... and I still have a lot of these sitting in my storage space in the Bronx.
What was weird is that I never got into Suede or Pulp even though they were two of the hottest and biggest bands in England in those years, and I was trying to figure out why that might be. I realized and remembered then that in 1994 or 1995, I was busy working in the studio most of the time and then not making that much money otherwise, and I probably stopped buying so many import records and also stopped buying those magazines and doing the clippings that I was doing so much in the earlyĀ ā90s. Maybe it was because I was getting used to having less space but I think I also started collecting comic books around that time and that also took up time and space. Ā
Iām not sure why but it suddenly dawned on me why I started getting less into new music around that time, and I also realized that I probably started getting back into music around 1999 or 2000 when I was playing in a band and touring and probably got my first iPod on which I started to load my vast CD collection.
Itās just interesting to me to try to remember why at one point in my life, I just wasnāt listening to as much music as Iām suddenly listening to now, and again, thatās part of the wonder that is the human brain that it decides what you have access to at any given time. If you asked me right now to tell you some stories from high school, I couldnāt even BEGIN to tell you about it, and yet, I remember certain things if I REALLY put my entire brain into finding those memories.Ā
The fact that the human brain can do all the things required of our bodies and jobs and still store all those memories somewhere is endlessly fascinating to me but especially that listening to those two albums I mentioned suddenly made me think of a period in time that is now 25 years ago that I really donāt think about that much anymore. Itās also interesting to note (for those who read my recap/reboot piece yesterday) that this was also the period where I was working in the studio and making music, essentially my goal and dream and reason for moving to NYC in the first place. Again, Iām not quite sure I have the skill set or talent to go back into music-making, but it seems to all tie together.
Most of us seem to have a lot more free time now to think about things ... if my daily rambling doesnāt make it obvious ... but itās strange and funny how few of us spend any time on a normal daily basis thinking about our past and memories we cherish when thereās so much in the here and now we have to think about. Thereās so much about our own future and the future of those around us and of the planet that constantly takes up our brain power, which is necessary since so many of us are just struggling to survive and get through this that we can only think about what the future might bring.
Maybe the secret to all of this is in our own past, remembering what we did right, what we did wrong, what worked, what didnāt, when we were happy, when we werenāt -- I seem to remember in 1994 or 1995 having a mini-breakdown leading up to my 30th birthday, for instance, which may be another reason why I was too distracted to get into Pulp or Suede at the time -- Ā and really trying to learn from our own past to insure that our future can be better and happier.Ā
I donāt now. As I said a few days ago, Iām not a scientist, but Iām also not a psychiatrist or a trained therapist. I just know how Iāve been getting through this awful time myself and sharing my daily thoughts on the subject in hopes that it might offer some self-enlightenment.
And with that... my time is up.
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