#It's A Trap

[sheikfangirl]

🔥Join the Cult of Puppet Zelda 🔥 Yes. It's a trap.

(But i don't want to be freed, I'm happy here! 😭)

[oldschoolfrp]

"In any swamp or wet, low-lying area, characters may stumble upon a patch of quicksand" (Mark Nelson, I believe, from the AD&D Wilderness Survival Guide, TSR, 1986)

[pratchettquotes]

Nanny stared reflectively at the glow in the forge.

There was a bottomless quality to Nanny Ogg's silences. And also a certain directional component. Jason was quite clear that the silence was being aimed at him.

He always fell for it. He tried to fill it up.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

[hazeltortie]

Hiiiiii, hoom-hoom 🤗

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: *looking for a cute picnic blanket*

Xavier: "Wednesday, what are you doing?"

Wednesday: "Looking for a picnic blanket"

Xavier; "Oh don't worry, I can find one for you"

[sashi-ya]

How my Mina (and my bf's Soshiro) cosplay is going so far... The damn cannon isn't by far over (what you see is some of the pieces mapped, not fully glued/painted) I got conjuntivitis, I got several cuts and paint stains, I used FOUR LED strip lights for the damn cannon therefore I will be using THREE POWER BANKS. IF FOR SOME FUCKING SICK TWIST OF DESTINY I'M NOT WINNING THAT DAMN COMPETITION I'LL BE DYING. ACTUALLY, I AM DYING.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL NEVER EVER COSPLAY AGAIN. I need this shit ready by Saturday morning and I'm about to perish trying!!

[rake-rake]

Gives a small twirl.

"This—"

"—or this!"

[alex-iltempo]

Well, that b¡tch just gave the new life to old saying "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!"

[victusinveritas]

[weratebeanz]

Chases a laser pointer, gives up halfway. (She knows it's un-catchable.)

6/10 for initial effort, 3/10 for follow-through.

[oldschoolfrp]

Bunny!

uh oh

( spoilers for Barrier Peaks: )

Jim Roslof, AD&D module S3: Expedition to the Barrier Peaks by Gary Gygax, TSR, 1980. The Wolf-In-Sheep’s-Clothing was included in the Monster Manual II in 1983, along with many other encounters that first appeared in modules.

[hihimissamericanbi]

...Cat and Mouse| Rating: E Pairing: James Potter/Regulus Black Word Count: 5,505 nsfw snippet under the cut

“Sound so good for me baby, hm?” James murmurs into Regulus’ ear, and all it does is make Regulus keen even louder. “Fuck—yeah—Regulus—fucking—come—come on my cock—” James pants between thrusts. “You said you’d paint me white? Said you’d clean me up like a good fucking boy and let me have a taste? Huh? Then fucking do it, do it, come on baby, come on—”

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[hazeltortie]

You know you like kitty tummy, hooman 😏

[ironychan]

[daisyducklover2021]

Running Around the Jungle

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Really sorry that I'm doing this again Sleepy but the Werewolf!Soap art you made is still making me go BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Trust me this is the last time I do this 😭

HAHAHHAH

Well now you make me want to draw more Werewolf!Soap