#It’s like fake dating uno reverse

[plusultraetc]

423 spoilers in the tags <3

[whorejolras]

update: i'm plotting out the rest of the fic 🫶🏻 i'm into it

what are some fake dating tropes the people wanna see?

oh yeah i found a fake dating eposette fic i wrote in 2016 that i never finished haha

[autistickremylecroux]

Hey!

i know u stated that u are not confident in honkai star rail but, i was wondering if u could do a luka x reader?

i have a prompt which hopefully is not that detailed.

luka and reader try to set up seelie and Bronya but they pull an uno reverse and they are in fact pretending to not be dating to set luka and reader up (becuz them setting seelie and bronya and bringing them together)

i hope this is not too much! also u can call me 🪞 anon!

Fake dates and cake trays : Luka x gn!reader

I’M SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG!ALL MY WRITING MOTIVATION DISAPPEARED 😭 take this apology fic anon-which-i-cant-find-the-emoji-for [also i have 0 idea if my writing Luka was accurate or not :,> ] anyway i edited it so it was like christmas special :D i like ice skating expect ice skating fics WC:1079

Tick,tock,tick,tock. You glanced at your watch, the other two were supposed to be here ten minutes ago.

“Calm down [name], it’ll work!Our plan is foolproof” He chuckled to himself, his red hair swaying a bit. You glanced at his meal, he had ordered a starter. You hadn’t been hungry, so you simply got some water. Luca had scoffed everything down, well almost everything. Even the post-match hunger couldn’t convince him to eat some simple vegetables that came on the side.

You smiled to yourself, “are you even going to eat that?” you moved your hand to the side and grabbed your fork, moving it towards his plate. He made a defensive pout sort of expression. Before giving up and sliding the plate towards you. And you continued chatting.

“Are you going to order anything else?It’s been an hour since you both finished your food” The rather agitated waitress said, the still smile not moving. You glanced nervously at Luka, neither of you had seen Seele and Bronya, the entire reason you had been here.

“Yeah! I’ll get… that please” Luka chirped, pointing to something on the menu. “And they’ll have [your favourite meal idk] “ The waitress nodded, walking away quickly. “I mean, we’re here already?Might as well get some food too.” He chuckled and shrugged.

You didn’t question how he knew your favourite.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

You both waited by the fountain, your eyes were scanning the crowd— and mostly Luka, who was currently trying to pick up a pigeon. To no avail.

FINALLY! You spotted Bronya walk out of the flower shop with Seele, you quickly grabbed the back of Luka’s vest thing, and yanked him towards you.

“Hey— be careful next time” he huffed,rubbing the back of his neck.Before he saw what you saw. “Wait— they didn’t buy anything?!C’mon that was the best plan we have tried so far!” he whined slightly,running his hands through his hair before grinning. “Well! we’ll just have to try again”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You watched as Luka tapped his fingers on the bench, the other two were late again. He seemed restless, or maybe excited. Maybe both. You sighed, resting your chin in your hands.

“do i have something on my face?” He said, and you snapped back. He was looking you directly in the eyes, and for a moment, one moment, you wanted nothing more than to cup his cheeks in your hands and kiss him.

At that thought, you forced a cough, trying to fight the heat rising in your cheeks. “It’s nothing, i just zoned out” You chuckle, and for a second he frowns, before his phone beeps,and he quickly— far too quick to be normal— grabs his phone. He sighs, but you can see his eyes glitter in a way.

“Bronya and Seele aren’t going, apparently there’s some business about the underground they need to sort out.” He says, leaning down to tighten his ice skates. “it’s just us two again”

You stood up, shaking your feet a bit to get used to the weight on your feet, you grabbed Luka’s arm and pulled him up too. He stumbled a bit, but you managed to catch him. You couldn’t help looking at him for a few seconds longer than usual.

He started to walk forward towards the rink, happily dragging you along now, he seemed eager to get on the ice. I mean, it was the best chance ever! If you fell over he could catch you and it would be just oh so romantic, and maybe afterwards he’d be able to ask you to be his partner like he’d been meaning to for the last month. Seele had officially put the boot down, if he wasn’t going to say something. She would do it for him.

You both stood at the edge of the ice, Luka was eager, too eager. He immediately set a foot out, but he clearly didn’t expect it to slip so much as it did.And his leg gave out under him. You managed to catch him , and the look of embarrassment almost made it harder to not laugh than it already was. He was bright red!

He tried again,this time a bit more careful. He stumbled and wobbled around the place,managing to stand up straight while clinging to the railing. After a set of finger guns and almost slipping again. You joined Luka on the ice, it was a bit slippy. But you were able to more or less stay upright. Unlike your friend, you grabbed both his hands, the warm skin of one contrasting with the cool metal of the other.

With some movement you were able to go slightly backwards, you did almost fall. But you got the hang of it, Luka however did not. And every few metres he’d fall again, you’d catch him.

You weren’t able to catch him the last time, he had been improving, and wanted to go a bit of length without your help, but ended up slipping on the ice, and ended up with his palm and knees scratched by the now roughened ice.

Now you were both sitting in an attached cafe, hot chocolates in hand. You watched as he tried to discretely eat the cream before continuing to drink it, but with the low quality wood stir he had picked up it wasn’t going too well. He looked up, and you spent a full moment staring into those damned blue eyes. He tilted his head, and scrunched his eyes slightly in confusion. But you just chuckled in response.

As the time passed, you could sense him getting nervous, his legs were bouncing and he kept glancing around the room. You knew what was going to happen, he wasn’t exactly subtle.

But it was still impossible to not smile when it finally happened. When he finally turned to you and smiled that same damn smile that made your heart feel like it was about to explode. “I’ve been thinking about this for a while, so, wanna be my partner?Like officially and all—“

You grinned, and he seemed confused for a moment. Not seeming to get it. “Can i kiss you?”

“what?”

“can i kiss you” you repeated, and he nodded. You moved forward softly, kissing him softly on the lips, his lips tasted faintly like cherry chapstick, and you faintly recognised it as one of your old ones.

“you stole my chapstick again didnt you?”

[narcosfandomdiscord]

Inverted Tropes List (for Narcovember #4 - Book of Uno-Card-Reverse)

✸ childhood sweethearts -> childhood enemies/rivals

✸ friends to lovers -> enemies to lovers OR lovers to friends

✸ mutual pining -> mutual passive aggression OR one-sided pining

✸ arranged marriage -> shotgun divorce (but for any reason) OR unarranged, even ill-advised marriage (passionately in love but it’s a shitshow or marrying causes couple to fall out of love)

✸ fake dating -> everyone is convinced you aren’t dating

✸ sharing a bed -> too many beds

✸ mind-control/brainwashing -> reverse psychology (brainwashed feigns victimhood to control captor)

✸ Mary Sue -> Mary Sam (character who can't do anything right)

✸ first time -> last time

✸ amnesia -> faking a fugue state I call this The Walter White

✸ huddling for warmth -> escaping to cool down

✸ love at first sight -> hate at first sight OR love at first kick/punch

✸ opposites attract -> birds of a feather

✸ deus ex machina -> diabolus ex machina (out-of-nowhere-win for Good!Guys vs out-of-nowhere win for Bad!Guys)

✸ star-crossed lovers -> star-crossed haters (unable to destroy each other due to fate and circumstance)

✸ will-they/won't they -> they will (or won't) like, immediately

✸ coming-of-age -> arrested development

✸ in vino veritas (drunken confession) -> in siccus veritas (we-are-not-drunk-enough for this confession)

✸ fix-it fic -> fuck-it-up fic

✸ royal AU -> serfdom/peasant AU

✸ high school/college AU -> nursing home AU

✸ fairytale AU -> nightmare AU

✸ miscommunication -> too much communication

✸ missing scene -> altering scene from canon

✸ true love's kiss -> true hate's kiss (only kissing the person you hate will save them and/or you)

✸ kidnapped by mafia boss -> you kidnap a mafia boss

✸ love triangle -> subverted jealousy (letting loved one go with other person bc you want them to be happy)

✸ sex!pollen -> strife!pollen (powder that makes ppl physically/mentally/emotionally repulsed by one another)

And anything else I haven't thought of! Feel free to put your own spin on these as well because a few of them can be inverted in different ways and I definitely did not list them all.

[spurgie-cousin]

All of the speculations I’m seeing just make me want to make an account for the first time ever in my life to make one single post that’s like “everyone participating in these guessing games about Brianne and her motives is doing exactly what Jill wants: taking focus away from Tim and Heidi’s wedding” and never post anything else or respond to any comments.

It would probably get taken down by the mods and definitely get shit on by other posters (“wtf we can focus on two things at once”) but I just got the idea from that one meme(?) that’s like “when a conspiracy theorist says the moon landing was faked you should look at them incredulously and ask ‘you believe in the moon?’” Like taking it one step further to say that this is all Jill’s plan

Honestly RodReddit is such a dumpster fire, I say go for it lol stir the pot. I think some of the conspiracy theorists are a step ahead though, at least one person made a comment about Jill and Brianne working together behind Sam's back. Which is kind of hilarious if you think about it because it's like, an uno reverse on the traditional fundie dating set up where the dad picks the husband.

Real talk though, the niche redditors are starting to fascinate me in like, an actual hyper-fixation kinda way lol. just as someone who tries not to consume misinformation on the internet, I'm so interested in why someone would dedicate time to making up stories about these D-list Christian internet celebrities (it feels stupid even calling them that lmao but you get it). especially when it's obvious they HATE these people.

like I totally understand spending time talking or learning about people you're interested in (obviously, hello look around), but you read the stuff some of these guys write and it's all hatred with none of the curiosity, and just a mountain of assumptions they want to believe is true and that they want others to believe is true. about these total strangers that they will never meet. i've just been feeling like i kind of need to know the reasons behind it or i'll explode

[lovinbarzal]

RANDOM HC FOR MY AU'S

masterlist | a/n please feel free to send in requests for these au's!

NEVER GROW UP ( ME94 )

- mark & mama cookie met after mark 'accidentally' cut a huge chunck of her hair off in their freshman year of high school. he claimed he had a muscle spasm

- when mama cookie found out she was pregnant, she immediately called mark out of panic.

- mama cookie's biggest craving while pregnant was mint ice cream and lime lays

- mama cookie is in school to be an infusion nurse and mark is always willing to be her patient.

- nez's first word was "uck" aka fuck. she said it after mark had lost his 4th round of uno with Luke, Ethan, Mackie, and Dylan. mama cookie was out with friends and he tried to desperately to get her to stop saying it before she got home.

- he failed.

- people (minus friend & family) didn't know about mama cookie and nez until their sophomore year of college when he hard launched them on insta

- when the team found out about mama cookie and nez, they were shocked. how was the most aggressive player in the BIG10 also a soft girl dad?

- Inez was in fact named after Blake Lively's daughter & mark loves to talk about it.

- "yeah, she's the blake to my ryan so why not have an inez?"

KING OF MY HEART (JH86)

- jack & darling hard launched on his draft day.

- "we are proud to select jack hughes" *turns to darling & full blown makes out with her for a solid 3 seconds*

- in the back of the shot you can see trevor fake vomiting

- darling stayed with Trevor during his rookie year before moving to Newark when Jack got injured

- they have a pregnancy scare like every 3 weeks. they think it's crazy that she hasn't gotten pregnant yet

- darling is the pickyist eater mf ever.

- like she hates when her food touches so she has those kid plates that separate the food

- she is a sucker for true crime and loves to listen to true crime

- jack is terrified of her sometimes cause of how much she listens to true crime podcasts. he's scared that one day she'll murder him and get away with it cause she learned from the mistakes of these other guys

OUR SONG (WJ53)

- sugar went to University of Michigan for a semester before moving to UTA

- wyatt gave y/n the nickname, 'sugar', because of her sweet tooth

- they met when sugar accidentally hit joe's car while trying to reverse park

- joe and wyatt were in the car

- wyatt took one look at her and freaked out cause he thought it was his fault

- they were both apologizing to each other and joe just stood there and was like 🤨🥹 cause he knew they were perfect for each other

- the rest was history

- once wyatt and she started to get a little more serious, she basically moved in with the Pavelski's and shared a room with wyatt

- sugar didn't tell anyone (minus tito) about wyatt and didn't plan on it but some paparazzi saw them together took some pictures which were published with headlines, "Y/N BARZAL NEW LOVER?! A HOCKEY PLAYER?"

- mat & liana called her and both were more mad about the fact that she told tito and not them than her actually dating wyatt

ENCHANTED AU (AF11)

- peach and adam met when she wanted a hoodie from luke and she just popped up uninvited into the sophmore house while the froshies were there

- he was like, "you're just gonna let the strange girl barge in🤨"

- she ended up staying and got really close with adam

- peach is closest with jack out of all of her brothers

- peach loves to sprawl out ontop on adam and just lay there

- their first date was a failed attempt at a picnic (adam forgot the food and then it started pouring on them)

- adam walks her to all of her classes even if it means he'a late

- peach's insta is private (sometimes she'll let some fans in) but she and adam have each others first intial in their bios, 'A<3' 'y/f/i 💞'

- they got hard launched after the frozen four when phil posted a dump of the trip they had all went on after.

- included was a picture of ethan and mark drowning each other but in the back you can see the two kissing

- phil took it down after numerous threats from peach

[unitedbydevils]

Match Review: Manchester City 1-2 Manchester United

Still think Pep's the best manager ever? ahahahahaha fuck off

Ahh, what a day that was.

On paper, it was a very even game - and not very high quality for 95% of it. 10 shots apiece, 3 on target apiece, 52-48% possession respectively, and 86-88% pass accuracy respectively. United had more fouls, setting themselves up to be more robust in challenges given we've been a bit lightweight, and City inevitably won more corners because... it's us.

One of these corners, played short, led to a looped cross landing on Gvardiol for a header and 1-0 City. Dalot was outjumped and outmuscled and it sucks, but it was almost inevitable.

United held firm though and it wasn't even a case of riding out the storm. It was a very even game. Haaland didn't start, Rashford and Garnacho weren't even in the squad, and it was just a bit weird.

In the first half there was a bit of argy bargy (thank fuck) where Walker bodyslams Hojlund out of the way when our forward's eyes are on the aerial ball and the City man... all on the striker. Proper shithouse foul, followed up by a bit of mano a mano and then some spectacular play-acting by Kyle Walker to collapse to the floor. VAR thankfully checked that Hojlund was indeed innocent, and as Roy Keane said after - that's hugely embarrassing to fake a foul like that. So much so that Rasmus rinsed the geezer on socials ahahaha rekt.

In the second half, more of the same from both sides but there was some controversy when Hojlund was fouled in the box and no penalty was given. Not to worry, late on our superstar Amad Diallo would do the same thing, but this time he'd ensure a penalty thanks to the awful tackling of ex-Wolves midfielder Matheus Nunes. Up steps Bruno, bosh, 1-1, game on.

115 seconds later (you couldn't write this shit) and a long ball from Lissandro Martinez would find the touch of Diallo who threaded himself perfectly between the centre-backs, dinks a touch over Ederson, and drifts with it wide left to hit an acute shot back across the goal and the three defending the line - megging one of them to give United the lead and the win. What a talent.

Frustratingly, we should be talking about how Manchester is Red, Pep's lost his fucking head, and City are a bunch of chancers who went from "four in a row" and "best ever" to... whatever this mystical dogshit run is. It's like they're playing on flat batteries.

No, instead the media's all over Rashford and Garnacho's absences - especially Marcus. Jack Grealish has done fuck all for City for a while now, and is a known party boy, but Marcus "has lifestyle issues" apparently and yeah, maybe more comes out this week, who knows, but you can't focus on one lad and not others. If he has got issues outside of football, I hope he gets help. Maybe leaving United and the people around him in the area would help him on that front. Who's to say.

He has my backing though (so long as he hasn't been a nonce or anything ofc - there are limits to loyalty) because of what he has given us to-date. He might not fit in now, but I'd hate to see him go on a low point. I'd like a player to stay a one-club man in this age of bouncing around.

Anyway, this is a good day, a good week, so lets not think about Marcus for now. Lets enjoy Amad doing an Uno reverse on Pep by approaching him at full time lmao.

Next up for United - League Cup quarter-final away against Spurs on Thursday at 8pm. We fucked it last time lads. Lets fix up this time, yeah? We could be on for some silverware here - really get Amorim's reign off to a good start. Prove that even mid-season and teaching a new tactic, with unideal players, he can win stuff.

[little-mouse-adventures]

Questions: 1, 12, 22, 38 please ❤

What are three things you'd say shaped you into who you are?

My parents' love of reading, and encouragement to read as much as and whatever we wanted. It was very common for my parents to turn on the evening news to catch the headlines, then just leave it on in case anything interesting came up but both get absorbed in a book. Trips to the library were common occurrences as a kid. If I ran out of my own books to read, my parents always let me know I could read any of theirs, and if I had questions about it (dad read pretty conlang heavy sci-fi, mom read a lot of Nora Roberts with the sex scenes and I was like 9), I could ask them about it. Their logic was "If I was old enough to understand what was happening I was old enough to read the book and could ask questions if I was confused or upset. If I couldn't understand what was happening, I'd likely put the book down, or at least not be bothered by what was happening."

Having been in a relationship with the same person for well over a decade. Interacting with one person, hearing his thoughts, building a life and setting goals with one person for that long does a lot to help shape you. Especially since I started dating him in my mid-teens.

My mother's strong desire to have perfect children. In some ways, it was good, because she pushed me into a lot of skill-based activities, so I have a decent chunk of skill. In other ways... failure at those skills was not allowed, so I have a pretty strong fear of failure and trying new things and not Being the Best. But I'm working on that!

12. What's some good advice you want to share?

Fake it till you make it, baby! Confidence can be learned, and usually by just doing The Thing (sending an email to your boss asking for an exception to a rule, wearing the outfit you like but are scared people will judge you for, etc). Once you've succeeded once or twice, it's easier to do it the next time. And eventually you realize that everyone is making shit up as we go, no one has their ducks all in a row all the time, the most well-put together person you know is also Going Through Some Stuff, and a lot of your worries fade away.

22. Say 3 things about someone you love.

encourages me to be a braver person

keeps me motivated to get a house in the woods

makes really good bbq steaks

*plays an uno reverse card to ask back:* was I thinking of my dad or my husband when I wrote those? :D

38. Fave song at the moment?

It's Four in the Morning by Faron Young. Sometimes you just gotta listen to some oldies, y'know?

[asknarashikari]

Conductor: I've been meaning to ask why you got Random for help? Adult!Right: Everyone was going everywhere to have fun and I was the one who spotted Shadow Line sucking the life force out of married couples. I tried to get everyone but it was too crowded. So I had to make a call and then go get Akira. He was obviously at the local bathhouse. Ticket: And... Adult!Right: Imagination! So, I surmise a fake wedding with signed papers and everything to make it look official. Just to trick them. But Wagon... Wagon: I nonchalantly said while cleaning, "Right was getting married to Random at this moment." And they all freaked out because... Akira: And then we finally caught the villains and defeated them. Yada yada... Adult!Right: *thinking* Huh. Oh. Also... I might have switched the fake papers with the official ones. Because the fake one was just inane while the official one was more coherent and understandable. That means I'm officially married to him. Oops.

Everyone: Huh... *thinking then at him* HAAAA!!!! RIGHT!!!!

Later.

Rainbow Line stops at my train station.

Adult!Right: Before you tear him to shreds... Me: What's going on here, fellers? Adult!Right: Nothing... It's not like I've been going out to meet you and dating you. Me: You did it out of boredom and then one thing led to another. Wagon: So where is the kid? Me: We haven't made one yet. Adult!Right: Guys... Please, I love him!! *clings to my side with puppy eyes* Them: *eye rolls* Akira: I am not even mad or surprised. I knew from the start. It was the way Right just looked at him during the fake wedding.

Jou: Wasn't this similar to you two? Ziin and Shapool: Yep. We got him by the balls. Ziin: Uno Reverse Card!

Everyone judging Right be like

[the1975attheirverybest]

"One thing about Matty is that he knows that we as fans love him." This is actually something I've been thinking about all year and I hope I won't be offending anybody (this isn't meant to attack you or any of your lovely followers/ anons) And this might just be me projecting/ being way too parasocial myself so apologies if this is too negative. I really don't mean to make anybody feel bad but I really wonder if Matty didn't experience some sort of disconnect with the fans this year. Fan culture/ concert etiquette has changed a lot. We already know that going viral on TikTok and thus becoming more famous has been hard on him. He's expressed nonstop that it bothers him that so many fans film during their entire gigs - AND keep trying to provoke some kind of reaction out of him so they can go viral. People have been following the band around and stalking him personally, he's even been doxxed. Then ofc he got this extreme amount of backlash when he went on the podcast and people screaming for him to apologize/ apologize the way they personally seemed best (not saying people's feelings and criticisms weren't valid but I think we can all agree that it was very intense and lacked nuance), then we got very extreme reactions to him dating TS. And while our fans were much kinder/ more supportive, there was a loud majority complaining that we would "lose him" now cause he surely wouldn't be allowed to behave a certain way/ a loud majority trying to trivailize what happened ("Oh well, they were never gonna last, they're too different"/ "Let's be real, it was just sex. They can't have possibly been in love") and I feel that's pretty patronizing? We actually don't know what he felt for her/ hoped for or how it affected him to be dropped so publicly/ unceremoniously. Next we had a lot of fans immediately side w/ Rina when she shamed him in front of his whole industry at a festival he's been hoping to headline his whole life, fueling the same discussions/ outcries for him to apologize (same disclamer as above), Malaysia after-math, fans constantly begging for more social media posts but then getting offended/ finding fault in his posts (same disclamer as above) and even accusing him of predatory behavior because he possibly interacted with underage fans... Fans making up all sorts of rumors about him on twitter "for fun", believing Deuxmoi, accusing him of being in a PR/ fake relationship, complaining about ticketing/ tour dates, getting all anxious and worked up before the start of SATVB, expressing dread instead of excitement for the new show and begging him to "shut up, stop your bits and just sing" (same disclamer as above) fans being rude/ talking over him while he's doing his speeches/ performance art (and I also think he's pretty disappointed that people aren't really "getting it"), fans being so weird and grabby that he decided he doesn't feel comfortable taking off his shirt any longer, constant complaining about his hair/ facial hair, constant complaining about how much he interacts with the audiences, fans having the audacity to complain that he was sick/ tired/ emotional during certain performances... the list goes on and on. Again, sorry if this is all very negative and probably too parasocial (and way too long) but I felt really disheartened at all the negativity and entitlement this year. It was a very hard year for him and whenever I go through a hard time I am much more sensitive/ tend to feel unloved if criticised (however justified). I really hope he still feels loved and like we're "getting him".

No you’re right. Idk I always wonder how he feels because there are moments when he seems to think that things aren’t as serious as they are (like the Twitter backlash) and times when he seems to know very well what the conversation within the fandom is.

I think he gets it. (Tempted to uno reverse his own words and say “he gets us.”) because as much as he’s seen stupid / toxic fan behavior he’s also seen real fandom. Like the Vienna show fans who held up “you are loved” signs and he thanked them for it. And then the fan who asked him “how are you? Like how are you, really??” And he said it was sweet but not to worry. And he always says “we love you guys and we’re still us, we’re still here” etc. and crying cuz he saw a fan cry. I think he experiences both extremes. And it must be a lot and confusing to process because yeah people love you but then there are those who do so for all the wrong reasons and how do you separate those and when do you engage or disengage. Which is why I don’t blame him when he gets a bit defensive or whatever. Bless him.

Not to be weird and start drama but I felt his presence in the room (tell me why I sound like I’m talking about a ghost) at the Baltimore show. Which he said was the best show they’d done. And I genuinely think it’s because we didn’t have that many phones out etc. he and I interacted a couple times so he definitely sees, appreciates, and engages with those fans who are genuinely there for the band and for the live show and not the tiktok discourse. He knows. It’s just a lot to process alongside all the other stuff. Must be hard.

[gnomeicecream]

Ask game tagged by @suspiciouspopsicle

rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic? -10 -> very dissuaded  0 - don’t care either way  +10 -> very enticed  nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged.  Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.

Age gap: 0

I don't care. If its tagged the fic is probably doing something with the age gap and exploration of that dynamic can be fine. The number would go up if accompanied by other interesting tags.

Codependency: +5

People will go way beyond normal and sane when you start with a premise where they are already halfway to crazytown. When the fire hits the powder keg its gonna be good.

Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: +6

This one can have similar feels to be previous, where emotions start out high but this time its possibly one sided. Is the other side prey being hunted, a glorified god caged on a pedestal, or a shrieking wildcat biting itself and anything around it to escape a snare it once walked into willingly? :3c

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): +3

This can be something of a crutch that writers less in tune with the characters internality will use to patch over the lack of depth. Sure he is happy sunshine but what else is he bringing to the table? And selflessness has been done so not just that. And sure this guy is somber but it he reserved due to upbringing, class, inability to communicate? Is he communicating with the sunshine one because he feels safe with them, they share social status, spicy brainedness compatibility? So its a -2 if only step one is done, but up to a 3 if used well.

Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: +10

Shout out to all you allos out there, experiencing sexual attraction to someone everything else in you rejects. Couldn't be me.

My point of reference for this is Erik and Charles of x men fame. I am so sold on their differences being irreconcilable while the respect and love between them is so apparent. This trope can be brilliant because it can only work if both characters have solid motivations, so solid not even love is enough to shake it; that almost magic force of narrative inevitability. But wait, there's more! What if there isn't love? What if they hate eachother, hurt eachother with every touch? Clawing, primal fucking as another battle.

Friends with benefits: +4

Generally this is a tag for side pairing, gen fic, ships that are going to breakup for the main pairings, or the main pairing before the reason for them to get romancy with it arrives. Its alright.

Sex to feelings: +2

This one can pair nicely with the previous trope. So you thought this was casual, no strings? Reverse Uno fool! Now how do you navigate your existing boundaries, keep your cards close to your chest, come to terms with why your needs have changed while all still in the middle of it? The tropes a bit hard to pull off in new ways so I wouldn't say I go out of my way for it.

Fake dating/relationship: +4

This needs a good set up, a thread of ingenuity to keep things fresh, and some plot to get my attention. Why is the relationship fake? When does it become real? How are expectations communicated and revived? The entire story can't rest of will they or wont they alone.

Friends to lovers: 0

Well its one of the three options right? They don't know eachother and meet, they do know eachother acquaintances, or they are enemies/friends. So I guess saying I like one over the other is way too limiting.

Found Family: +5

Its nice to see the world expand beyond just the romance story. Your guys should have friends and have deep relationships with them. Each one should enhance the story and reveal a unique facet of the world.

Hurt/Comfort: +10

If I see the H lacking the C, I am liable to click away. I get some people like hopelessness, despair, unwinnable defeat just I am not able to shake those feelings off when the fic ends. Ahem anyway about the trope that is here! I can wade through a swamp of sadness if I know there's a lighted window come the end. This feels like a closer, more personal story, where the camera doesn't turn away after the credits roll. What consequences come about from surviving? And then the answer is love.

Love Triangle: +6

Does everyone involved actually have a reason to be here besides 1. the plot said so and 2. person hot? If yes you may proceed. I think scum villain handles this one very well! Liu Qingge loves Shen QQ because he saved his life and was kind, Yue Qingyuan loves Shen QQ because he has never had a time in his life he didn't love him, Luo Binghe loves Shen QQ because he chose him and loved him first. The conflict between these people isn't a bare bones "I want him" but genuine belief that the other suitors are not good for him because of the plot. (Well, Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge could work it out).

Poly, open relationships: +8

For the love of sausages, can people just agree to non monogamy when its an obvious solution? The one partner for all doesn't even fit in the real world much less in one made to throw these people at eachother. Do something rad with it.

Mistaken/hidden identity: +9

There is yet a trace of the true self within the false self. Another part of a character can be shown when they put aside who they think they are and should be. Who is in or isn't in the know? This can be so plotty and charactery!~

Monsterfucking: +3

Forgive me, I want to love this more then I do. I certainly don't mind it and the metaphor made tangible for alienation, otherness, spoopyness can really work. But I don't go "Oooo this has tentacles yes yes". The monsterness needs to serve a purpose in the story.

Pregnancy: +5

Its certainly a topic that is in the real world and can use some exploration in fiction. Who can and can't carry, who can and can't raise the resulting children, social expectations couched in terms of biological inevitability. I've seen some omegaverse fics that rock my world with how they turn the everyday alien with just a few twists and turns.

Second Chance: +10

This goes very well with a tragedy. Was it always going to be this way, with blood on your hands and at your feet? Or could you really have found a differnt way if only you knew then what you knew now? Who, what, are you really when set free from what bound you? Characters that come to mind are Kenshin of same anime name fame, Jin Guangyao or Lan Xichen of mdzs (wherein, notably, evil necromancer Yiling Laozu gets his second chance), Kim Dokja and co of Omniscient Reader, and pretty much the standard OS of all isekai and time travel fics.

Slowburn: +6

I love a good slowburn. The romance has time to establish that this is about who these two (or more) people are, rather then a hollywood 'this movie needs romance so kiss so they know who the leads are". Show me the gaps that these people coming together will fill, or the flaws they will bring out in eachother, or how the plot needs them both, not just one while the other is agencyless.

Soulmates: +8

I saw this done very well by esama with her fic Sun(something or another). As children, Bondmate 1 rejected Bondy 2 which hurt them so badly they devoted their life to destroying everything bondmate 1 had or cared for and you felt he was right for doing so. Like, yeah, yeah, thats got meat on it tell me more. It also explored other worst case bond scenarios, like what if your bond gets turned undead, or is in a coma? Then there is the 'au' type soulbond fic where because there is this magical fate, how does canon change? How does society change? There are so many ways to do it to, opt in or opt out, spoken, art, written, red or color threads. This trope leads to plot.

Whooowh that was a lot. Ok lets have @blondejaneblonde @lacertae-dreamscape @three--rings AND @leatherbookmark take this one on :D

[psi-scribe]

For the slow-burn/fake date/enemies-to-lovers: Erebus, Abaddon, Typhon

Anon...anon are you a servant of the dark gods? A sadistic being summoned into existence? But for real I made an unholy screech when I saw this, thank you! XD

Slow Burn - Abaddon: The best out them, truly. And the one with the most benefits too but this is not a one-sided deal too. I will gladly brush his hair while he plots out loud or complains. I bet he would fall asleep if you stroke his hair too. And I would learn to bartend for marines. If he has space moonshine, he deserves a nice, strong cocktail drink. Also seeing him smile sincerely would be powerful qwq.

Fake Date - Typhon: This is a favor to him, the only gift he could give me is a metric ton of soap and bleach. I will need a hazard suit just to hold his hand tho. Who's bright idea is this? Probably Nurgle's because he is awful like that.

Enemies to Lovers - Erebus: See this is where I slap down a reverse uno. I pull an Erebus if you will. I get him to fall in love with me, then I stab him in his sleep! ...And let's be honest, he would do the same. I simply beat him too. It's what he would have wanted, truly.

[lqfiles]

WAIT IS BELLE LIKE KISS OF LIFE BELLE OR IS IT JUST A RANDOM NAMED BELLE 😭😭

also that one anon talking about how y/n and haechan secretly love each other and it reminds me of that one trope that’s like basically uno reverse fake dating where instead of fooling everyone into thinking you’re dating, you’re actually dating but everyone else is CONVINCED you aren’t actually dating. i’m calling it it’s gonna be them

YEEEESSSS belle from kiof my baby my love my bff 🥹 and omg yes that would be so fitting for their situation because wdym you’re in love with the guy you swore you would throw rocks at? wdym you’re in love with the girl you said does nothing but complain about you and you want her gone…? WDYM YOU TWO ARE DATING…. #ynhyuckcore fr

[inyw21]

I'm bored on a Friday night so why not answer all these!! (It's a later date) (also I know actual plays aren't technically audio dramas, but for the sake of me being the person to answer this, they are) (think of it as just "podcasts"

1. What's the first audio drama you ever listened to? The Adventure Zone: Balance

2. What's a song you associate really strongly with a specific show? "Long Live" by Taylor Swift for Rusty Quill Gaming (thanks Bryn)

3. State some things you'd like to hear in the next show you listen to and let your follower recommend things to you. I'm not gonna do this cause most of my followers have suggested shows and I have a list a mile long.

4. What's your favorite completed show? Probably TAZ:B or TAZ:A (Amnesty)

5. Name a trope you like that's specific to audio drama. Not sure if it counts as a trope, but good sound effects.

6. What's your favourite audio drama ship? Tough one. Taako and Kravitz, Aubrey and Danny, and Zolf and Wilde.

7. What's your favorite piece of music from any show? Anything written by Griffin for TAZ and also "The Lament of the Phoenix" from The Amelia Project.

8. If you could have a crossover between any two shows, which would it be? I think The Amelia Project and TAZ Amnesty would be fun! Imagine the chaos.

9. What's your favorite character dynamic to write/listen to? Banter hands down. I love listening to and writing witty remarks.

10. Recommend a show! GIRL IN SPACE ONG PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT. @girlinspacepodcast

11. What are you currently listening to? I'm currently listening to The Amelia Project and Dimension 20 Fantasy High S1.

12. If you could adapt any public domain work into an audio drama, what would it be? Hmmmm as much as I wasn't a huge fan of the book, I think Frankenstein would make for a fun podcast.

13. [ASKER CHOICE PODCAST] TV show fancast (funny or serious). I'm terrible at fancasts. The only thing I can picture is Alan Burgen playing his own character from Amelia.

14. Which audio drama would you most want to live in? Oh now that's tough, probably one lf the TAZ worlds.

15. Uno reverse! What's a question YOU want to ask everyone else about audio drama? What/who got you into them? For me it was my best friend who started TAZ on a whim and cackled as I caught up to them.

16. What's a role you heard an actor in, but almost didn't recognize them? Alan Burgen. I heard him first in @thekilda and heard him second in Amelia. Took an entire season for me to realize. (even though both shows list credits at the end of each ep)

17. Top fics [ASKED CHOOSES TOPIC] in audio drama. I'm gonna do top five finales.

1. TAZ Balance

2. TAZ Amnesty

3. S4 The Amelia Project

4. S4 The Magnus Archives

5. S3 Rusty Quill Gaming

18. Design an outfit for [ASKER CHOOSES CHARACTER]. I'm doing Alvina from Amelia. I think she would be dressed sensibly but comfortably. Jeans, t-shirt, sturdy shoes, that sort of thing.

19. Which podcast do you think would make a great TTRPG book? Amelia! Having to work out how to come up with elaborate schemes to fake deaths? So fun!

20. Which podcast character do you think would have their own podcast in an AU? Alvina again. She seems the industrious type. They're a lot of work!

21. Favorite audio drama sphere meme? Hands down the "no beta we kayak like Tim" AO3 tag.

22. Which episode of an audio drama do you think you've listened to the most? Hard to say since I don't really do individual eps on their own. I do full relistens. Probably the middle of RQG.

23. Why do you like audio drama as a medium? Because it's completely accessable to me (I know not to everyone and I'll bang pots and pans for propper transcripts right along side you)

24. What show are you most looking forward to that isn't out yet? I don't have one currently. I've dropped off the audio drama sphere a bit. I will say I'm looking forward to the rest of Amelia!!

If you made it this far, thanks for humoring me!

Audio drama ask meme

For creators and fans! Twitter’s dying, let’s get to know some fine tumblr folk!

1. What’s the first audio drama you ever listened to?

2. What’s a song you associate really strongly with a specific show?

3. State some things you’d like to hear in the next show you listen to and let your follower recommend things to you.

4. What’s your favourite completed show?

5. Name a trope you like that’s specific to audio drama.

6. What’s your favourite audio drama ship?

7. What’s your favourite piece of music from any show?

8. If you could have a crossover between any two shows which would it be?

9. What’s your favourite character dynamic to write/listen to?

10. Recommend a show!

11. What are you currently listening to?

12. If you could adapt any public domain work into an audio drama what would it be?

13. [ASKER CHOOSES PODCAST] TV show fan cast (funny or serious).

14. Which audio drama world would you most want to live in?

15. Uno reverse! What’s a question YOU want to ask everyone else about audio drama?

16. What’s a role you heard an actor you know in, but almost didn’t recognise them?

17. Top five [ASKED CHOOSES TOPIC] in audio drama?

18. Design an outfit for [ASKER CHOOSES CHARACTER]

19. Which podcast do you think would make a great TTRPG book?

20. Which podcast character do you think would have their own podcast in an AU?

21. Favourite audio drama sphere meme?

22. Which episode of any audio drama do you think you’ve listened to most?

23. Why do you like audio drama as a medium?

24. What show are you most looking forward to that isn’t out yet?

25. (sorry, this one’s a creator-special) Where did you get the idea for your show from and what made you want to create it?

As always, you don’t need to send asks to reblog! Please do share this around!

[thebeautyoffanfics]

TBHK boys get break up pranked by reader ?angst to fluff please!!😢👉👈

kou minamoto x gn!reader, teru minamoto x gn!reader, akane aoi x gn!reader, tsuchigomori x gn!reader, hanako x gn!reader, tsukasa yugi x gn!reader, mitsuba sousuke x gn!reader

a/n: heck yea, we love angst to fluff!!!! Thank you so much for requesting <33 (also, by tbhk boys, i just kinda,,, threw my favorites, and some characters that seem to be requested fairly often in there! If i missed anyone you particularly wanted to see, feel free to let me know, and i’ll gladly add them <3)

Also, I’m sorry that these are so short,,;; i’m not entirely sure how to lengthen them;;;; and I’m not sure how well they fit into angst to fluff,,,, i’m really sorry;;;

warnings: none <3

word count: 1,939

Kou Minamoto <3

“Kou, I… I’m sorry, I don’t think it’s going to work between us. I think we should break up.”

Please, don’t make me describe his face… please, don’t do this to me… my heart, my heart hurts just thinking about it. But- his heart hurts worse.

His eyes will widen, but they won’t be filled with the usual sparkle of joy he gets when looking at you. His usual smile and blush will quickly drain from his face, as he narrows his eyebrows in confusion.

“H… huh-?”

“You heard me, Kou. Don’t make me say it again.”

He does his best not to cry on the spot, and you’ll instantly start to feel guilty. You try not to let the guilt get under your skin just yet- it’s a prank. You know it’s a prank, but Kou doesn’t.

“Why? What- what did I do?”

“It’s nothing you did, Kou. We just… can’t work out. Really, it isn’t you.”

His mouth forms a straight line, slightly panicking, but he’ll nod. That… makes sense. No- no, it really doesn’t- not for your relationship. You seemed happy, didn’t you? Did he say something? Did he hurt you? What happened-??

“No, wait, Kou, no- don’t cry, don’t cry-”

“I’m not! No worries, (Y/N), it’s fine, I’ll-”

“It’s a prank, Kou! Please, don’t cry-”

He’d pause, blinking a bit, then tilting his head slightly- confusion written all over his face.

It settled in for a moment, as you hugged him, Kou hugging back instantly. Once it clicked, he was instantly relieved, tightening the hug a bit and huffing.

“You scared me, (Y/N)... I wasn’t crying though. But you did scare me- please, don’t do that again.”

“I’m sorry, Kou, I’m sorry. I won’t do it again, I promise!”

Teru Minamoto <3

“I’m sorry, Teru, but I don’t think things can work between us anymore. It’s not you, I just… think we should see other people.”

He’ll raise his eyebrows, then narrow them, confusion evident on his face, much like his brother reacted. He wouldn’t lose his cool- he wouldn’t get emotional. However, he did feel his heart aching.

“Ah… alright. I’m sorry if I did anything, (Y/N). Is there any way we could make things work? Talk to me.”

“You didn’t do anything, Teru. I just- I just don’t think it can work. Sorry.”

Teru bit his lip a bit, nodding. He turned, planning to walk away, but-

But you wouldn’t let him walk away :)) so, you grabbed his wrist.

He’d turn around, offering you a confused expression, the hurt still evident on his face. Honestly, he really needed to get home to sort out his emotions. “If you would, please, let go, (Y/N).”

“Sorry, sorry, Teru! Can’t do that!” You chirped, tugging him a bit so he’d face you.

Our boy is so confused- why are you suddenly in a better mood??

OH-

“It was a prank!” You declared, tossing your hands up, “don’t be mad, please!”

Teru sighed, placing a hand on his chest. “Oh, thank goodness, (Y/N). I was so scared… of course, I wasn’t about to let you go that easily, but, still-”

He pulled you into a hug, resting his head on top of yours. Expect a slightly more affectionate Teru- he’s gonna be a tad bit paranoid now. No way is anyone gonna take you from him >:((

Akane Aoi <3

“Akane, I think we should… break up.”

Panic. Instant panic. You can see the panic on his face immediately, as his eyes widen.

No, no way. This couldn’t be happening to him- years of pining after Aoi, only to have you introduced into his life. You were someone he loved as dearly as he did Aoi. Someone who returned his feelings.

Having you love him was the best feeling ever… this, on the other hand, was anything but nice.

“Break up-? Why??”

He’ll reach for your arms, heart breaking when you stepped back, looking away from him. To him, you were looking away because you felt bad for having to split up. In reality, you were looking away to avoid the guilt slowly bubbling up in your stomach. It’s a prank- that’s what you had to tell yourself. In just a few moments you could hug him and smother his precious face in kisses.

“Because… you’re,” You stepped forward, booping his nose, “too cute!”

“........(Y/N), I promise you, if this is a prank-”

“It’s a prank~!”

Akane groaned, rolling his eyes, but placing his head against your shoulder. “(Y/NNNNN), honestlyyyyy.”

You patted his back, then wrapped your arms around him, kissing the side of his face gently. “I’m sorry, Akaneeee...”

“You’re fine…” He responded, wrapping his arms around you. He may sulk just a tiny bit, but he won’t be like that for long. By the next day, he’ll be acting normal- though he may use that prank against you lightheartedly.

Tsuchigomori <3

“Tsuchigomori… I’m sorry, but I think we should see other people,” You spoke. Goodness knows you had to put all of your acting skills into this one, since Tsuchigomori could see through lies easier than anyone else you knew.

“You’re lying.”

“I’m not.” “(Y/N), you literally cannot keep secrets from me. Lying is no different. What kind of prank is this? A trend?”

You sighed, running a hand through your hair- your reaction brought a grin to your spider-like boyfriend’s face.

“For what it’s worth, I’m sure I would have been fairly hurt if you were being genuine, so… don’t bother with jokes like that.”

(Actually, there was a part of him concerned that you were being honest. But! He trusted his instincts, praying that you were just joking. He had never been happier to tell truth from lies.)

Hanako <3

“Hanako… I’m sorry, I don’t think things will work between us. We should break up.”

“Hah?”

A million thoughts run through his mind, despite his somewhat unreadable expression. Was it because he was dead? Of course- he knew it would happen. Who would be willing to date a ghost? A murderer at that. He was unlovable. He knew it.

“...I understand, (Y/N), but… don’t play with my heart like that.”

“I’m not playing around, Hanako. Stop taking everything like it’s a joke.”

Hanako shrugged, ignoring how his heart ached. “I think the joke is you not considering things like the obvious before you accepted my confession. Dating a supernatural is clearly not easy, and you walked into this knowing that.”

This time, you were the one with an unreadable expression. What… did he mean? Was he scolding you? Or… rejecting your rejection-?

“What do you mean?” You sighed, faking annoyance as you placed a hand on your hip.

“I mean, you got yourself into this relationship, so you should be willing to stick with it until the end~. I get it though, so, if you really didn’t think that far, then so be it-”

“Fine, I give in.”

Hanako raised his eyebrows, holding a hand to his mouth, curious as to what you were about to say. Did he really just uno reverse your break up?

“It was aaaaaa prank,” You added, pulling your lower eyelid down and sticking your tongue out. It was impressive- you almost seemed similar to him! Impressive indeed!

Hanako grinned, the pain on his heart being suddenly lifted as he basically tackled you into a hug. Kisses were placed against your cheek, before he nuzzled the side of his face into yours.

“I knew you couldn’t do me like that, (Y/NNNN)~.”

Did he really know that? Of course not. And that fear would never leave him, worrying that he would one day not be enough for you. But! For now, the two of you were together, happy in the relationship you were in. That was enough for him <3

Tsukasa Yugi <3

“We should break up, Tsukasa. I’m really sorry, it just… can’t work.”

Won’t let you break up with him. He won’t- he genuinely won’t.

Clings to you, pouting up at you, as you look down at him, feigning sadness.

“I’m sorry, Tsukasa- please, let go of me.”

“Nope! You’re mine, (Y/N). You can’t break up with me!! You’re mine- forever and ever, no matter what!”

(His expression was wide-eyed and somewhat innocent, but thinking about his words… they were certainly questionable.)

You tried to play along a bit more. Telling him you were serious, attempting to push him away. But, that was to no avail. Tsukasa wasn’t giving in, so you eventually had to-

“Alright, alright. It was a prank, Tsukasa… though I guess it didn’t get far with you.”

“Haha! Nope! And you won’t get far either <3”

“Huh?”

“Hm?”

Honestly? Who knows what that meant. You didn’t get it, and you couldn’t be sure Tsukasa understood either. All he knew was he loved you- therefore, he wouldn’t let you do something so silly like break up with him! Like Tsuchigomori, he's virtually impossible to break-up prank- like Hanako, he's virtually impossible to actually break up with.

Mitsuba Sousuke <3

“I… I think we should break up, Mitsuba. It’s not you, really-”

“Tch. Of course it isn’t me, idiot,” Mitsuba interrupted. He wasn’t there to listen to the extent of your acting skills (though he didn’t realize you were acting). “If you’re gonna split up with me, just get it over with. We should break up? Fine. Not like a pervert like you deserves someone as cute and pure as me anyway.”

Despite his words and furrowed eyebrows, his eyes alone showed how heartbroken he felt. His lower lip trembled a bit, though he attempted to stop it by pouting. No, he wouldn’t be the one crying in this situation! Not yet, at least-

“Great then. I’m glad we’re on the same page.” You retorted, laughing bitterly. Ahh, no, this was getting too real for him- you were serious, weren’t you? Could this be a joke?

Mmh, who cared? Mitsuba was here to defend himself, even if it was at the cost of your feelings. If you were going to hurt his heart like that, then he’d do his best to take a jab at yours- or at least your ego.

“Great. Then, why are you lingering? Getting a last look at my cute face?”

“Hm… yeah-”

“Pervert.”

“Excuse mE, let me finish,” You sighed, ruffling his hair lightly, “surprise! It’s a prank!”

His face was honestly golden- his reaction to hearing that it was a prank even better than his reaction when the prank was in action. Eyebrows furrowed in confusion, though watering just barely from the previous aching in his heart, mouth agape slightly.

Then, his eyebrows furrowed deeper, displaying anger. The way his shoulders sank for a moment showed his relief, though they tensed up quickly, as he prepared himself to yell at you. “Idiot! Pervert! Who do you think you are, trying to play with my heart like that?! What right do you have to-”

You cut him off by cupping his face, pouting slightly- his face burned as he avoided eye contact, hand raised slightly as if contemplating pushing you away. It was clear he didn’t really want you to stop though.

“Sorry, sorry~. I just wanted to get a reaction out of you, Mitsuba. You’ve got very cute reactions, you know?”

“Hmph. You sound like you’re quoting porn-”

“Mention porn one more time and the prank won’t be a prank anymore-”

“Liar. Idiot. Stupid pervert, you’re a liar.”

You laughed lightly, squishing his face as you closed your eyes. “Maybe I’m a tad bit of a liar. But, when you pretend to not be upset, I’m sure you’re lying as well~.”

“Hah. I don’t lie.”

[love-too]

CHAOTIC ARO/ACE ASK GAME

Your "oh wait you guys are serious?" moment.

How many labels did you consider before settling on aro/ace? (Because, let's face it, we all were very confused at first)

Your best "I'm an ally, nothing else" moment.

Your best "I can't be queer because ___" moment. (Not in the internalized aphobia way, but in the oblivious way)

How many sexuality quizzes did you take? And how many times did you get mad at the result? Bonus points if you ever felt disappointed in yourself for getting "you're straight" as a result even if you still hadn't realized you were queer.

Top three celebrity crushes you made up to slither out of conversations.

And top three reasons you gave for liking said fake celebrity crushes.

Have you ever rejected a person? If yes, give us the best excuse you've given to them.

Top three doctors awkward moments (I think gynaecologists and psychologists have a huge potential to fuck up here).

Have you ever been asked if you were queer by someone close to you in a kind of uno-reverse coming out move? If so, did you get to explain that you were queer but not in the way they were thinking or just denied everything and moved on with your life?

Let's talk about virginity/first kisses. How many people assume the opposite of your status (i.e. if you're not a virgin anymore they still assume you are until you tell them. Or vice versa).

For the sex repulsed out there: your thoughts on smut?

For the romance repulsed out there: your thoughts on hand holding? (Man, I have such strong opinions on this. Come scream in my inbox if you have strong opinions too).

For the aroace people: what flag do you prefer? Green+Purple or Blue-yellow?

An experience related to your identity that you think could be universal. (If you answer to this one, please tag me. I'm curios).

Best comeback you ever came up with to get out of a sexual/romantic situation.

Do you like to flirt? If so, have you ever digged yourself in too deep in a situation and struggled to get out? Basically, fuck around and find out. If so, describe.

Thoughts on JEALOUSY. In relationships or friendships too!

Thoughts on friends break-up. And do you believe in heartbreak outside of romantic relationships? Have you ever experienced one?

Thoughts on polyamory. (I feel like so many of us are actually attracted by the idea).

Best song that you decided was aro/ace. Doesn't have to be the lyrics, just pure vibes is good too.

A sexual/romantic song that you never realized was sexual/romantic. Or, like, assumed that it wasn't that "deep".

THOUGHTS ON FIX YOU BY COLDPLAY. (Damn boy, I can't listen to it unless it's a cover. I honestly respect Chris Martin, but is the man lame sometimesss)

Romantic and/or sexual songs have a meaning to you or you just sing them as if you were singing your grocery list. (I personally sing WAP as if it was a lullaby).

Thoughts on the "everyone is sexy, no one is attractive" that was floating around a bit ago. (The post about tiktok, you know the one. I can't remember the right wording).

Do you think that someone can be extremely beautiful but not attractive? And that someone could be objectively ugly but attractive?

Top three cringiest allo moments.

Thoughts on dates and conventional gender roles (like who pays the bill etc) important to you? Do you expect them to be respected?

Juiciest relationship gossip you ever got to listen to? (Bonus points if it's because people trust you with it due to your aro/ace-ness)

Love is a choice: yes or no?

Is it more flattering to be respected or to be loved for you?

Opinions on marriage? Why do people who get married get to receive so much money as gift and, us, poor alone people who still have to sustain ourselves and everything don't get anything??? I want your thoughts on this: do you agree or not?

Sharing a bed. Thoughts and feelings? But I want you to talk about it in a long-run perspective: would you go insane or are you normal?

Do you like the attention even if you know you'd never act on it?

Do you have game? If so, how do you use this power?

Tag three aro/ace blogs you'd recommend following!