#It was a big bathtub drain! {{ DASH COMMENTARY }}

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“I’m very normal!”

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“Steve made others--?”

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“I could’ve sworn I saw a henway around here somewhere...”

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“Happy Valentine’s Day!!!” He doesn’t understand this holiday, but he sure is throwing heart-shaped candy at anyone who passes by.

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he still doesnt understand the concept but he wishes you all a pleasant gender

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“...Oh, Halloween’s happening again, huh? You guys sure do this stuff often.”

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“Wow, thanks!” He can’t wear this.

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“Last time I fell into a ‘bottomless’ pit, it had a bottom. So I don’t trust that label.”

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“Why bottle up your emotions when you can scream instead?”

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“What’s a ‘marriage’”

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“Didn’t we just do a day for parents?”

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“Why fight Vaati? He’s super smart anyway, he could totally beat any of you guys.”

[forsakenpumpkin]

“Staying alive is easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.”

[forsakenpumpkin]

“Ugh, why’s it so hot? I feel like my head’s wilting.”