#It feels like the cardinal fulfillment of slopping back a greased burrito at 4am
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Sex is cool and everything but have you ever had one of them white rabbit candies the day after a dehydrating night at your local goth spot? Like, the ones with the paper? That shit bangs
#I'm externally just popping one into my mouth like it's nothing#But on the inside?#I'm chewing one of these with more gusto than I did my dance partner#It feels like the cardinal fulfillment of slopping back a greased burrito at 4am#I can feel my eyes dilatating as we speak#This is how scoobert doobert must feel about their appropriately named biscuits#Like#Bruh#You get to eat paper#It's all for you#that wraps this up so fucking well#This treat has no business being this good#This is the kinda food that humans betrayed their own kind for in the matrix#It's so good#i'm loosing my mind#I'm three in but haven't turned into a rabbit boy#So far#But idk I'm trying to go slow on these#I know I could probably body 2 bags of them easily#I feel like I'm snacking on something made by an alchemist that is testing others alterations through the consummation of god's clay
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