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CHRISTMAS EVE TMRW WKDJKEKEJJ

BOB GOBLIN IS SO EXCITED

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No baby, what “wasn’t very bright” was coming onto MY page to try and start shit with a bitch who never loses arguments.

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*lacey being harassed but a perverted man*

bring the lion out, bring-bring the lion out: patch.

LMAOAOAOA

I did not come to fucking play. I don’t play about my moots, ESPECIALLY Lacey who did nothing wrong. If we’re being so honest, I would’ve done that for any of my moots, it just gives me an opportunity to yell at a man.

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social anxiety fears patchie

HELL YEAH IT DOES

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Something new, something strange…10 feet taller, I had changed.

Patchescore: petting random animals on the street ⇝ collecting stuffies ⇝ taking pictures of anything and everything ⇝ finding myself in places I’m not supposed to be ⇝ dancing in my room ⇝ falling asleep everywhere ⇝ Bob goblin ⇝ makeup ⇝ Dr Pepper ⇝ slim Jim’s ⇝ laughing during arguments ⇝ 150% ⇝ being silly ⇝ egg salad ⇝ horse back riding ⇝ southern accents ⇝ bart allen ⇝ Tim drake ⇝ billy Batson ⇝ harassing pervs ⇝ begging for money

(Stolen from the lovely lizard wizard @iloveyapping)

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wowzers anon is back on

Yurp

Let’s home everyone can behave now

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What the hell.

@iloveyapping @glxsyymads @soft-likethesunset @theodditylacey + everybody else

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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patch i must know what do you want for christmas !!!

I fear I might need a little more context before I leak my secrets

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One thing about me, is that I will always be the mom thats gonna advocate for my kid. Kid making fun of mine? You bet your ass I’ll be up at that school in 2 minutes. Kid put their hands on mine? You bet your ass me and their mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, or uncle will be hashing it out in the parking lot. Teacher wanna be smart with my kid? Be there in 5. You best bet, that if someone makes my kid cry, it’s the end of the fucking world. I grew up without an advocate so I’ll be damned if my child grows up the same way.

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PATCHY WATCHY

AVESSS

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me and @toooster in a sitcom- besties who live in an apartment together, chaotic uni students by day and spies by night, the show wold have so many comedic plot points as well as serious ones, one of us would get in to trouble and the other would have to bail them out, our ops would definitely hate us{they'd also probably be the villians in the show}, all in all we would devour <3

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Guys..do we want a Christmas grwm or smth?

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Yeah I’m not doing this.

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Everyone wonders why I���m a complete bitch but you don’t give me a choice.

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Also, your blog is literally so cool??

Like that intro post is beautiful ong

RAHH THANK YOU!!

Your intro made me giggle 😭

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Hey I just wanted to say that I’m so sorry that perv dude was doing that stuff

I hope he gets bitten by thousands of Sydney funnel web spiders, repeatedly

*hugs*

Hi! @theodditylacey is the one he was being a perv to, I was just the one who got to toy with him lmao!

Unfortunately he’s in the UK so I fear there are no Sydney funnel web spiders 💔💔

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hola

sorry it took me lit 6 days to answer this lmao

Hola