#It doesn't matter how much soup you feed the people in the track if the train is still coming

[enekorre]

People who refuse to vote are so interesting. It's literally the trolley problem and they refuse to pull the lever

[mrs-monaghan]

Hi Shaz, It’s my birthday today but I need cheering up. Can you hit me up with some of your favourite underrated jikook moments and why 💜💛🐰🐤 (and if people can comment some of theirs too if they have any)

First things first, HBD Anon!!!! 🎉🎉🎈🎈🎉🎊🎊🎂🎂🎂🍾🍾🍷🍷🍹🍺🍺🍸🥂🍸🥂🎂🎈🎈

Smile today, don't let anyone bring you down. No matter what. 💜💜

Second of all, u guys that keep sending me asks about my ___ Jikook moments, you are killing me! It's torture. To have to choose from what we have is really hard y'all. It's not easy.

But okay, my favourite underrated Jikook moments. Let's get into it. Again, HBD!! 🎈🎈🎈

Number 1 >> Decoration tah!

For the life of me I cannot explain why I love this moment as much as I do. I just know it puts the biggest smile on my face whenever it comes up in a compilation I'm watching. Idk what it is, I just think this moment is wholesome AF. And when JK reacted to it I DIED!!!! It was everything to me, i was so happy. Of course its underrated, coz they're not really doing anything. Just laughing about and having a good time enjoying each other's company. But I love 2 see it. 😍😍

Number 2>> JK preparing a plate for them and Jimin turning to JK to ask for more soup.

It's so domestic 😭 Because this is how they are on their normal day to day lives. Like Jin told us; JK is Jimin's chef. And as we already saw, JK always makes sure Jimin is very well fed, always. Even blows the soup for him if it's hot and we have seen him feed Jimin many times. This moment, no one talks about, but I just really like it.

Number 3>> When JK was there for Jimin when he got nervous

It criminal that this isn't one of the most popular Jikook moments. The way JK was giving Jimin ALL his attention. The way he was nodding along in encouragement. The way he got closer when Jimin made that mistake. The way JK didn't move back into position until he was sure Jimin had gotten back on track. This moment was e👏🏾very👏🏾thing👏🏾 and I wish we talked about it more. JK did so well as Jimin's boyfriend there. He showed up. He really fucking showed up. I respect this man so damn much for always showing up.

I enjoyed Jeonssy's analysis of this moment. You can watch it here if you like.

Number 4>>> Jimin, kneeling, doing that thing with his tongue while looking up at JK 👀

I think the reason Jikookers don't talk about this moment it's because of how sexually suggestive it is. And you can see the moment Jimin catches himself too. Mans got carried away there for a second. I wasn't around for kitty gang Jimin but I believe it when people say he was wildin'. Like Jimin, please, we know you get down on your knees for the Jungkonda, we did not need a visual. 🙈🙈🙈

I high key love that moment very, very much. 🥵

Number 5>> Jungkook waiting and waiting and waiting for Jimin all because his boyfriend asked him to.

Aish. Y'all don't get it. JK was among the first people who finished. This is episode 126-127. They're some of my favourite episodes that I rewatch all the time. They were so good. Anyway, Mr. Competitive finished 2nd so he was gonna go be among the first people to go home. And he was excited too! But then Mimi said 2 words: Jungkookah, wait. And that's all she wrote 🤭🤭🤭

Y'all aren't getting it. This was actually huge. I wouldn't do that for my sister and I love that bitch. If I finish a game first, and she kept losing and losing and kept me waiting for an hour I would take off. Shit, I'd take off after 20 minutes. You know who I'd wait for though? My partner 😂 Because that's just how it works. Jimin has the boyfriend privilege. Sure this was him being in charge but also this was JK listening to his man and doing exactly what he said. Now I'm thinking about Bon voyage season 4 when JK stayed by the doorway and didn't move simply because Jimin asked. Who said JK doesn't listen to Jimin again? 🤭

Anyway, JK couldn't wait to leave. We can tell by how happy he was when Jimin won rock paper scissors, and yet, he didn't mind waiting for as long as he did for Jimin who finished last. This moment is massive and I think it should be treated as such. 😔

Number 6>> When JK did this.

He probably just wanted to touch his baby. But also, it looks like he made Jimin stop. And Jimin listened and stood there and they did that adorable dance together. The dance part is not underrated. But the way JK touched Jimin is. And I absolutely love this cute, soft moment.

Number 7>> Speaking of touching. This compilation of Jikook touching on stage for the sake of touching. It's actually really subtle and kudos to the Armys who first noticed this is a thing that they do. Jikook absolutely love the stage. JK was asked when he feels most connected to the members and he said he loves when him and Jimin high five on stage. That's when he feels the most connected. He singled out Jimin even though the question was about all of them. And this thing where they touch like this for no reason whatsoever, proves his statement to be true. I freaking love them!

Number 8>> When JK was asked to rate the members and he finally put Jimin as number one. Everyone always talks about JK putting Jimin last in the past. But I'm not sure this moment gets the hype it deserves. This question was stupid AF to begin with but whatever. What I love about this moment is how JK didn't even bother to rate anyone else. He just said Jimin is the most handsome according to his own personal criteria, and then left it at that. Almost like he only cared that Jimin knew he was number one. He wanted Jimin to know he was done playing games. So rating the rest was irrelevant when he'd already made his point.

I also don't think Jimin was expecting this which is a bit sad, idk. But I'm sure he appreciated not being ranked last. Again. However i don't think that was ever going to happen. By this time JK was done pretending he didn't like Jimin on and off camera. He'd stopped pretending he didn't have feelings for him so I think many of us, much like RM, expected JK to place Jimin first at this particular juncture.

Number 9>> Gaaaaaaah! I love this so freaking much!!!! Okay so Jimin is a blusher. We know this. While when he blushes for JK it can be more intense than for other members, Jimin is a blusher. Its a thing he does. JK on the other hand, not so much. Which is why I love this so fucking much. 😍😍 My other underrated moment is JK blushing for Jimin. I literally never see people talk about this even though JK doesn't blush or get shy for anyone else apart from Jimin. I mean look at this!!!

I said look at this!!! Are you looking??

You guys don't listen to me. Did you see?? Especially the black swan one??? Shiet. A bashful JK? Sign me up! JK does not blush for other people. He's not a blusher. Only Jimin can make him that shy. Do y'all get it? This side of JK is reserved for Jimin and Jimin only. He's the only one that affects JK this way. Aaaaah feels. 😭😭😭 FEELS.

It's criminal, absolutely criminal that people overlook shy, blushy JK. I love to see it. I love it so much. I could watch it all day.

Last but not least. Number 10>> This.

I mean, what is wrong with you people? Honestly. By you people I mean antis because... okay first of all, lets watch the video. Not the first part where they sing to eo. That's definitely not an underrated moment. I mean the second part at the concert.

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Did you see that?

JK doing that 👆🏽 and Jimin doing this, these 2 moments sit at the same table. They outed themselves here guys. And no one was listening. They are telling us look, its him. Its him. They took risks and said fuck it. And they got away with it. Like they get away with everything else. Smh 😑

They literally outed their relationship guys. We should be freaking out more. That moment at that concert is super underrated. And it requires Eagle eyed army to see it. But damn, JK really did that. Wow.

Just wow.

Anyway anon. That's all I got for now. Happy birthday once again. If Jikook isn't real, then neither I'm I.

[nanamis-bigtie]

I’ve been meaning to mention this but you said in the tags somewhere about how nanami would be a food vlogger if he wasn’t a sorcerer or something and do stuff like his polish(?) partner tries different food and I need u to know I would sub so hard be in the comments everytime and create a healthy parasocial relationship with u both ✨

What kinda foods and places would u guys go to and what would you eat?? What kind of stuff do you wanna try and what would you have him trying?? (If this is too selfshippy u can priv answer)

Ahaha thank you, I'm sure he would remember you after 3 or 4 comments already and get super excited whenever you comment again, even if he claims that feedback from fans doesn't matter to him and he does it all for his own entertainment (and tips and money from views and ads).

We'd both really enjoy street food and off-track restaurants, little gems that usually only the locals know. I know Nanami is usually portrayed as the rich and fancy kind of a foodie but I don't really see him being a big fan of such cuisine, prefering authentic and home-like treats.

That's why it all started when (selfship lore ahoy!) he finally decided to abandon his corpo job and we moved to his grandparents, back to Denmark, and the food he got to eat reminded him how much he missed authentic european cuisine. Then Poland came and all female relatives of mine happened with their typical slavic mission of feeding the foreign guest and soon-to-be part of family.

He started taking photos and videos for his own entertainment (and to tease friends and family that stayed in Japan) but then decided to start instagram and put more care into presenting his food properly, it caught attention, and it slowly started to be shaped into "japanese-polish mixed couple travels around their homelands and few neighboring countries, and tries random food on the way".

Or something that I imagine like that.

Ngl, I'd love to try any Japanese food that's not easily available here in Poland (soo, anything that's not sushi or ramen lol), and especially takoyaki which I so far ate only once and it changed my life and I think I'd cry if I eaten them in Japan (I think a "my spouse cries by a takoyaki stall" would be sth viral from Nanami lmao).

I'm mean so I'd love to see him trying dishes that aren't especially loved by the foreigners, like dishes with lots of sauerkraut or other fermented products, tripe soup, blood sausage, goose meat, chicken liver, chicken gizzard stew, czernina (sweet soup with addition of duck blood), borscht, and many, many other foods that are actually really good, but I know they can be quite an experience when you're not used to our local flavors.

And ptasie mleczko of course because I love getting people addicted to ptasie mleczko & I'd love to see his face when he learns it means "bird milk" (bird is my fav pet name so yeah skdjakw).

[crossdressingdeath]

hey!

what do you think of the relationship between wwx and jyl? and attributing to both novel and cql portrayals of their relationship... which do you think is more realistic?

also i hope you have a nice day/night!

It's not a healthy relationship, or a good one, whatever WWX thinks of it.

JYL will never actually, properly take WWX's side. It doesn't matter if he's obviously in the right, or blatantly the victim; at most she'll cluck and coo and say "there, there" and make him soup. She will never really try to help or even acknowledge that he is in the right. We see this from their first on-page interaction; JC chases WWX out of Lotus Pier in the middle of the night with his worst fear because he's sulking about a decision JFM made, and WWX gets seriously hurt. Hell, he could've died out in the woods alone with no one knowing where he was. When JC goes to get JYL, you'd expect her to get an adult, wouldn't you? Get help from people stronger than her? But instead she goes out herself to track WWX down, and the only reason I can think of for that is that if she got an adult JC would be in trouble for causing the whole mess. WWX offers to take the blame, and JYL just accepts that! Right from the start she's happy for WWX to take the consequences for JC's actions!

And this continues right through to the end, while we don't see a lot of specific interactions through their lives. JC names WWX a traitor to the sects, seriously injures him, and agrees to take part in an assault on WWX's home with the explicit intent of killing him. WWX just sits in the Burial Mounds with a civilian population and doesn't hurt a single person who doesn't attack him first. And JYL takes JC's side. She tells WWX to back off and back down right the way through to her death, despite knowing why he's standing against the sects. She tells him to stop at Nightless City, like he's the aggressor. That is not the response of someone who views him and JC as equals, or someone who loves him just as much as JC with no care for rank or blood relation; that is the response of someone who thinks WWX is inherently lesser. For all her claims she expects WWX to surrender to the rich, powerful sects, and damn the consequences for him and the people he's protecting. Hell, she shows up in the Burial Mounds in her wedding dress that could probably feed everyone in the place for a month to chatter on about how she's marrying into the family trying to kill WWX and the civilians under his protection with apparently zero awareness of the situation. At this point she's either being wilfully blind or she just does not care now that WWX is an inconvenience. Either way, she clearly doesn't actually love him like a brother; if she did she'd try to... actually help him, instead of just treating him like the problem.

As for the second part of your ask, I... have to admit I don't actually know what you're asking. WWX and JYL's relationship is more or less the same in both the novel and CQL, and as for realistic... I mean, sure...? Some people are shite siblings. Some people are classist in less obvious ways than screaming fury over the ~evil lower classes~. It's a thing.

[fragileizywriting]

"you need protein," luka tells her, for the fifth time today, when she complains about not cooking.

"are you trying to fatten me up?" she teases. she expects a 'no'-- a snort and a smile on that handsome face that is all symmetric except that clip in his nose that makes him look all the more beautiful. she expects a roll of his beautiful eyes, something that'll show up his lashes and how it'll get caught in his bangs that he'll have to wipe through. she expects a mumble or two about how hard it is to take care of someone who continuously rebutes everything he offers whenever he tries to take care of her.

instead, all he does is look over at her, away from the deep pan that sizzles with food. his eyes flicker gold as he looks her over, slowly going from foot to clavicle, just as teasing as she is. "took you long enough to figure it out, didn't it, little one?"

this completely derails her thoughts from the soup in the pot. he called it something in greek, but to her, all she heard was 'delicious', something making her nose twitch at the smell of fish and celery and tomatoes... and no matter how hard she wants to stop making eye contact with him and look back at the soup, the gold makes her stop in her tracks. she plays it cool, though, willing her tail not to sell her out into a traitorous curl that gives everything away. "why are you so interested in feeding me? you're not trying to do a houseflip renovation on me, are you? that used to happen a while ago to me, you know, people would sell me off to some high bidder talking about how good i suck dick--"

he corners her into the counter. she blinks and he's completely sealed her in, one hand behind her and another on her jaw, tilting her head all the way back so she can look at him. "sell you?"

"i--"

"you think i'd want to sell you?" he's teasing. he must be. he's got to be. that raised brow is telling, it is, but... his eyes are narrowing-- he follows the line in her throat when she swallows, pressing his thumb up to her pulse, as if he's actually irritated at the concept.

he's tall. her chin normally hits his diaphragm when they're shoeless... the two of them-- him and adrien, are always taking advantage of it whenever they can. and he especially uses it now, with the way her entire front is in contact with him, looking down at her in an angle that makes locks of his hair fall over his shoulder and rest only a few centimeters away from her face. breathing is hard to do when she's being squished against the counter, her chest nearly flat against him from how cramped it is between him and what's behind her, but her heart can't take it-- it stutters the more and more she looks at him.

she's completely speechless. her tail wraps around his sweatpants before she even realizes it, hand flying up to grab his wrist and hold him there.

he smiles. gentle. soft. blinking away the gold from his eyes and bringing back the blue, tracing her mouth with a thumb. "i don't like sharing you or adrien."

"oh."

"the thought makes me sick, honestly, of having someone else touch you, don't you know that?"

her stomach tightens, something fuzzy inside making her eyelashes flutter. her magic spikes at the thought of being really, truly exclusive... she doesn't have to check behind his broad shoulders to know that their fridge is probably so much bigger on the inside. "right..."

"i'm not feeding you because i want someone to profit off of you. i'm feeding you because i want you to be healthy. you're so pretty when you have weight on you, mousey."

she tries not to turn red. "but i--"

"and also i want you to have enough meat on you so i can fuck your thighs."

"oh."

"obviously."

"right. you sure are a bad person," she tacks on, lamely, not sure where the feeling in her legs have gone. there is nothing but liquid between her thighs as he leans down just enough to kiss her-- her toes curl and the hand at her pulse tightens just enough for her to gasp, and-- oof.

"go sit down," he tells her, when he's pulled away and she's starting to pant. he smiles, all handsome and warm, patting at her mouth with his thumb again. "i'm spoon-feeding you dinner."

[internutter]

may I request a really sick Ango( adult or child, half elf) being cared for by Taako under luume? it'd be interesting to see, considering the "feed" part is so strong, but when you're sick, eating doesn't always go well. Thank you!

Something... missing. Something wanting. Something gone. Something he had to search for. Something he had to find. Need. Needing hurt. Want. Wanting hurt worse.

Scent. Track. Find. Find baby. His baby. Taako crept closer. Baby sleeping. Quiet. Baby needs sleep. Sniff...

Baby sick!

Taako crept right up to his baby. Sniffing and carefully feeling. Much bad. Hot baby. Exhausted baby. Bad bed.

The thing people forget about the simplified form of the three classes of Luume - fight, fuck, or feed - is that ‘feed’ includes every form of nurture...

Taako lifted Angus - his baby - off the Humanman bed and, stripping most of the boy’s clothes off as he went, carried his baby (a young man, now, but that didn’t matter to Elven instincts) to a cote with a nice through-breeze in the summer.

Careful lips to his boy’s forehead. Still too hot. Need cold magic. Need good food baby will eat.

Ray of frost chilled off the ceiling and sent coolness drifting down on his baby, and Taako purred to hear the sigh of relief from his boy.

Not done yet. Good food. Soft food. Soup! Plenty good things. Ginger. Garlic. Chicken. Vegetables. Herbs. Lots and lots of herbs. Good food makes for better baby.

Poor baby.

Baby needed him.

Taako took a healthy portion into the cote, to a nook charmed to stay warm where at least one cat usually nested. Taako hissed at the one there to drive it off and make room for the soup. From there, smaller bowls of it would be used to tempt baby into eating.

“...sir, please, I’m not hungry.”

Taako didn’t have many words. Not at the moment. “Baby eat,” he cooed. “Strong baby. Good food. Strong food.”

“Sir?” Angus blearily peered into Taako’s eyes, then slumped back and sighed, “Oh no. Not this again...”

“Baby eat?” It was a very small bowl. No trouble for baby. Mostly liquid. Nothing too hard to chew.

Sigh. He accepted the cup and sipped. Carefully. He winced when he swallowed.

Taako pressed his lips to his baby’s brow. “Too hot,” he complained. He found water, found a cloth, and washed down his child. “Poor baby... Sick baby...”

“I just want to sleep, sir.”

Taako uged the contents of the bowl on his baby. Stayed close, but not close enough to crowd or overheat him. He purred a soothing rhythm as he watched and waited for his baby to stir on his own. From there, he would offer another bowl of soup.

In between times, he would wash his baby and purr and maintain the chilled ceiling. Once or twice on the half hour, Taako would press his lips to Angus’ brow to check on his fever.

A fever that broke sometime before Kravitz returned from his work.

Taako purred a little louder the instant he saw his chosen mate.

“Hello, Dove,” his mate murmured. “What’s happened?”

“Sick baby,” Taako cooed. “Won’t eat.”

“I’ll help. You rest, love.” Kravitz ran his chilly hands over Taako’s face, then rested one on Angus’ still-warm brow.

“Th’nk you sirs,” Angus mumbled.

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