#Is this the real life
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I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 14 YEARS ABOUT ROBIN LOSING HER BANGS AND HERE SHE IS BACK AGAIN I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW LOUD I JUST SCREAMED
#*yelling nonsense*#THIS IS SERIOUS#*faints*#is this the real life#*barking*#one piece#one piece spoilers#op spoilers#one piece 1131#op 1131#nico robin#op#one piece elbaf#elbaf#elbaf arc#op robin#op nico robin#one piece robin#one piece nico robin
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Edwin, coming back from Hell: Is this the real life?
Charles, dying in the corner:
Charles, also a Queen fan: Is this just fantasy?
#i mean if i saw a ghost appear outta a portal from hell that would be one... hell of a fantasy#is this the real life#is this just fantasy#caught in a landslide no escape from reality#i could go on for hours just in a loop#paynland#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#edwin x charles#charles x edwin#dbda#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#queen band#queen
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shoutout to my hong kong cinema professor from last year, whom i still think about positively for a number of reasons, but one of them was that among the students she had to teach in the class was the most insufferable white wong kar-wai filmbro who wouldn't shut the fuck up about in the mood for love and how good it was. and my professor not only told him during the first week that the course was about hk cinema, not just wkw, and he could go watch in the mood for love on his own if he wanted, but the wkw film she did put on the syllabus was happy together. instead of his cinematography wet dream this guy got to watch tony leung raw leslie cheung in the ass on a lecture hall sized projector screen. top funniest things any professor of mine has ever done
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please enjoy this (silent) video of my cat being a BABY
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Welcome, 2025.
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#is this the real life#apparently yes#not an ai generated image#actually happened#tesla cybertruck#cybertruck#on fire#outside the trump hotel in Vegas#2025#cw trump mention#cw elon musk
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#is this the real life#is this just fantasy#is this too niche#?#lol#lolz#lol memes#memez#memes#meme#shitpost#humor#random thing i found in my photos
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Fantasea Friday Week 3
A/N: Been reading Ghost fanfictions (1) (2) lately
Simon "Ghost" Riley x non-native speaker!/international student!/asian!Reader (You)
Been thinking of a specific scene where you speak English but not understanding some subtle differences/words/meanings.
Blink twice in confusion, before saying "Huh?" is your response everytime when Simon mumbles something that you didn't understand.
Simon finds it cute.
For example, the first time he calls you "love." It's not an endearment, not really, not in the way that you interpret. It's just a random thing Simon says because he's Manchester lad born and bred.
It is very obvious that your brain.exe stops functioning for a moment, and then blink, once, twice, "Huh?"
"I said the food, the dish from your country? It tastes good." Simon explains the word "delicious."
"No I get that part, delicious part, but - um, the um... the last word?"
"Wha- oh. Love?" It dawns on him.
You visibly flinch from the word.
Simon laughs, "Manchester thing. We say 'love' as a way of ... same as 'bro', 'bruv', or 'mate', but less masculine."
"Cringe. That word makes me cringe." You manage a smile, "Mate sounds good, really, thumbs up for the term 'mate'." Even put up both of your thumbs for good measure.
"Okay, sorry for scaring you, mate." Simon laughs again, laughing so hard that his stomach hurts.
Your eyes dart everywhere but this big bulk of a man in front of you, murmuring a "Thanks".
Or the time that you get stuck in your essays for three days straight and feeling guilty about not cooking anything although it's almost a habit that you provide food for him.
Making sure that he steps into the bathroom that's when you sneak out of your bedroom and try to cook the instant spagetti in under five minutes using the microwave and disappear before Simon finishes showering.
You are anxiously waiting for the spagetti to heat up when Simon steps out of the bathroom.
Your eyes meet.
"I was just planning to check your vital signs, matey. Three days straight in that cot? Aren't you couped up?" Simon jokes, popping a can of Bud from the fridge.
"'s fine, I guess. Just trying to finish my essay. It's due tomorrow at eight." You offer weakly. You look terrible, you are well aware. Unwashed hair for three days, same pjs for the week, and dark circles under your eyes - three out of the four reasons why you avoid him for the last seventy-two hours.
Dripping. Golden strands. Grey T clings to him like second skin. Smells like a fucking Armani model.
The insecurity is gnawling you like an ugly goblin.
"Y'know, I can cook for both of us if your finals is getting out of hand." Simon shrugs as if he isn't offering you the most considerate, the best thing you've heard all month. He might not think of it this way, but you are close to tears. "Beats this shite instant Italian noodles, anyway." He casually drinks from the tin can in his hand.
But - "I'm sorry. I'm supposed to cook -"
"Says who?" Simon scratches the end of his eyebrow like he had heard that you said you are an alien from outerspace.
"But we ... you handle the grocery, and I -"
"Look," He sighs, throwing the empty can into the bin, "you don't have to do anything, besides taking care of yourself in a foreign nation, okay? I'm not totally blind to the fact that you are struggling with this task right now."
"But -"
"No buts ifs or ands," Simon tskes, "I'm taking over the kitchen for the next week. And before you ask, no, you are not dealing with groceries besides putting a sticker on the fridge."
You almost cry. You nearly cry. You cry. Ugly crying. Nodding and crying and smiling.
Simon awkwardly offers you tissues.
"Jesus you crackpot." He murmurs under his breath, patting your shoulder three times for good measure.
You hug him, suddenly. Letting go just as sudden.
"Thank you." You whisper, grabbing your plate of instant spagetti and retreating to your room before shooting him a wavery watery smile.
He feels ... odd. The way you emotions burst at the smallest gestures, while taking up all the burdens and keeping everything inside. In the end, he picks up his phone and calls his mum.
"Hey, mum. I'm learning how to cook. Do I put the mince or the sauce in the pan first when I'm trying to make the ... bolognese?"
...
"Olive oil first?"
...
"No, you don't have to -"
...
"... yes mum. Thank you mum. I'll be there in twenty."
Half of what you eat in the next week is the handiwork of Mrs. Riley.
a/n2: I always think the woman who raised simon riley would be someone very similar to Mrs. Weasley.
#jnmwrites#is this the real life#or is it fanta sea#fantasea friday#simon ghost riley x reader#expectations#i think i'm going to call this wip “expectations”
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Not to sound like an old mf, but nowadays kids have the weird AI shit and before that they had that gacha stuff, but that wasn’t the case when I was a kid. Does anyone remember those like PowerPoint story videos, where the video would just be a presentation with the story as text on it? And if you wanted to watch high brow content you’d go to the ones that would put like fanart of the characters with like text underneath for the story. I remember watching like the powerpuff girls ones when I was like 9. Those were the days lol 💀 I used to live for that shit. Does anyone else remember this or did I just hallucinate this entire experience.
#was it real or just a fever dream?#is this the real life#is this just fantasy#stories#PowerPoint stories#old youtube#I feel lowkey old#ppg fanart#ppg#ppgz#powerpuff girls#childhood#nostalgia#nostalgic
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The memorial went well, extended family has been visited, and I am back from my hometown. My gamer cousin is actually TWO gamer cousins, which is fabulous even if neither of them play SWTOR. XD
I have tomorrow off of work but I go back to the usual on Sunday, which... bleh... but I DID get a lot of writing done in my downtime during the trip. Next chapter of Opening Dialogue is almost finished, but... I uh... I might have started yet ANOTHER fic in the process.
It's one of my older outlines that I've never done anything with, but one of the characters in it is showing up in Opening Dialogue and I love him very very very much. I don't have many actual Empire Sith, he is a delightful and unsettling monster of a man and very different than writing Adrestin and company XD
Relatedly, I know a handful of people were annoyed that I yanked the story about Sirdae and Vialis, so if you liked those two you'll probably like this new guy's story as well. I want to finish this one completely before I post it so I won't have a repeat of what happened before lol. I'm fixing to draw him and another character he interacts with tomorrow, and then work on more writing.
p.s. I know most of you are here for the fanart of Maul or Thrawn instead of the OCs, and I DO intend on drawing Actually Popular Characters (tm) again soon, IswearIcanchangepleasedon'tleaveme
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Feckin hell. Boy do I have a story today.
Ahem.
So I’ve been on the lookout for updating my altar spaces, especially the one to Loki and fam for a wee while now. A new place I really enjoy visiting. Today was also my big clear out day for the bedroom in order to prep this new space for it…
Last night I was doing some divination with our one and only, and I say out loud:
“Loki, I’d really just like a new piece of furniture or something to place next to my dresser. That way I can expand your altar space and walk by it properly every day rather than just having it near the window."
Well.
In the middle of my big bedroom / altar clean this afternoon, our landlady knocks on the front door. She’s clearing out some old furniture in her own house and goes:
“Here, I think you guys might like this thing.”
IT FITS FECKING PERFECTLY, RIGHT UP TO THE EXISTING PICTURE FRAME, AND IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED AND NEEDED FOR A NEW ALTAR.
A certain SOMEONE is currently laughing their very pleased arse off. He got a smash of Brennivin poured into his goblet right after the final candles were lit. I am so so gratetful and beyond thrilled. I can't wait to see how this wee space grows with time and love.
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losing my freaking mind right now bc a seller on tiktok is sending me enough gear to make a new oc with so i can promote their merch
like
this is living the dream lads. i am being given sick merch so i can goof off in the way that i love to do best
new oc sponsored by capitalism and paid for in exposure I GUESS
its name is $CR47CH
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my bandmate suggested we take a scalpel and carve our bands name onto our skin??????????????
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yes yes new music, yes, fun, truly life-changing & I can't breathe
But can we also aknowledge this?? Because mhm, he does use that emoji and word a lot. But who do we know that called him specifically a naughty turtle???
I can barely take this (I'm very dramatic right now, bear with me)
#what a day#there goes my plans and productivity#Miles Kane#MK5#IS THIS THE REAL LIFE#(is this just fantasyyyyyy)#naughty turtle though........
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first time spending new year's alone and uhhhhh we could be doing better over here, so listing some stuff i did in 2024 that was either an accomplishment for me or something that i enjoyed:
read (one volume of) a novel in simplified chinese! and started reading another novel in traditional chinese that i'm now halfway through. pretty good for roughly four years of chinese learning i think
got to travel outside the country again for the first time since the pandemic started, by going to hong kong and got to see a friend across the world (and i'm doing it again next year!!!)
switched my degree minor to asian studies so i can make the most of my current interests and available topics to study
went to my first con!!!! not the largest one by any means, but that was probably a good thing in the long run. cosplayed and amazingly ran into other dmbj cosplayers while i was at it too
picked up a new/long-set down hobby (archery!!!) and i'm excited to continue it into the new year
wrote some words. definitely not as much fic as in previous years but i'm being so brave and patient with myself about it
finally managed to talk to a psychologist about adhd-related things. we'll see how the assessment goes in the new year
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thanks @felanndaris for the tag! 💙
passing the batag to: @bearlytolerant, @onionjuggler, @lisa-and-shadow, @fangbangerghoul, @staticpallour
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