#Is bryan a sicko?

[imdoingwhateverisnext]

My Son's Cat, Bryan

When I bought the house, I was excited to see that it had a cat/small dog door already installed. My 4 year old son wanted a cat. So we got a kitten. I let Landon name him, he named him Bryan. I thought it was odd, but whatever. Bryan was a long haired Grey/blue Persian tabby mix. He was adorably cute and sweet, he had grey eyes. He was so soft, petting him was therapeutic.

I worked night shift at the hospital, so I would come home, run, do a few chores and then sleep until afternoon. My son would stay with family when I was working 2 or 3 in a row.

I woke up at noon to what I thought was a dream. I dreamed a bird was fluttering around me. I kept hearing squeaking and fluttering, and I was cross-eyed and had only been asleep about 2 hours since my shift last night. I just continued to lie there quietly with my eyes closed and try to go back to sleep, then I heard a loud fluttering right above my head zooming around. I opened my eyes to a bird flying around my living room. It was at the ceiling, then it would dive bomb near my head, then other areas of the room. It was all over the place.

I learned something really important that day. I have a phobia of things flying towards my head (except for bats, they have no beaks to peck my eyes out). I stood, then it would fly towards me, and I would collapse into the carpet with my hands over my head. I ran from my home. I stood with the door open, hoping he would fly out on his own. He did not.

I called my dad (the legend) and he came over to save the day as usual. He did the smartest thing, and why I didn't think about it, I don't know. He threw a blanket over it as it flew by and collected the blanket and freed it outside. It was probably easier for him since he is tall and can nearly reach the ceiling. I don't believe he said more than 5 words to me that day, but I didn't care.

I did not know how the bird had gotten inside. My cat was a wanderer. He was not inside during the fiasco or I am sure he would have been participating. It was strange.

One day I came home and my house was covered in feathers. Heavy in my bedroom. There was blood spatter on the walls, there was blood spatter on the ceilings. It looked like a crime scene. Again, no Bryan.

After serious crime scene analysis, I deduced that Bryan was bringing these birds inside the house through the cat door and releasing them. What his rationale was, I have no idea. Was he bringing me gifts? Was he a psycho who wanted to play with and torture his victims on his turf before killing them? A place in which there was no chance for escape?

What kind of monster was I sharing my home with?

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[mjfass]

Bryan actually deciding to end his full time career by losing the World Championship, betrayed by his closest friends and being murdered in the middle of the ring is the most Bryan Danielson thing ever.

[nextstopwonderland]

Filed under: things we basically already knew

[elitehoe]

Oh Will's definitely gonna tiger driver 91 that brittle sadist and I'm going to throw up when Bryan sells it like every bone in his body broke

[thisisreallyawkward]

Orange was there with the younger wrestlers because he knows what it feels like, when Mox wins a belt he doesn't need, after murdering you.

[shotaumino]

Wrestling fans: were sickos 🤪

Bryan Danielson: hold my zucchini plant

[jupiter-crushes-the-moon]

A few years ago, I saw Hangman wrestle for the first time.

It was a 60-minute time limit draw and it entranced me. Hangman almost immediately shot up my list of favorites and remains in the number one spot this day, and Danielson wrestled in an intense, sadistic, unhinged style that recalled his amazing run as the Planet's Champion in WWE.

My mom paints watercolor, and she does a painting for my birthday some years. As soon as I decided I wanted a wrestling painting I knew I wanted an image of that match. I gave her permission to alter the faces and outfits as needed, but I'm beyond pleased with the result.

Danielson and Hangman are wrestling again in the finals of the Owen Hart Cup tournament tonight, and I was feeling nostalgic. These days my boy Hanger is the angriest man alive, but I'll follow that man into hell.

[sonnykissed]

BLOOD FREAKS LIKE DANIELSON AND MOXLEY

[finndoesntwantthis]

I can forgive some of the lack of Swerve vs Hangman if I see a vignette of Swerve terrorizing Brie and the kids at home 🙄

[edgelite]

punk will get injured and be out within like 2 years realistically but let me dream

[jamespotterthefirst]

The post above this on the main tag literally had people thirsting over him. Lots of 👀 emojis were used and I am SICK to my stomach. I hate the internet sometimes.

I just know Bryan Kohberger's ugly ass is going to have "groupies" 🤢

[paradoxunknown]

Nah cause the more I think about it…

I know DAMN WELL that the ENTIRE BCC were scheming in the group chat like a bunch of SICKOS. EVERYONES ideas pinging back and forth with his Lordship like ping pong balls.

Better yet, you know damn well Mox & Bryan had Regal, Yuta, and Claudio on a fucking conference call planning ideas too.

[nextstopwonderland]

Danny to Bryan on their hike: hey so teach me how to be a sicko?

Bryan: you wanna fake a neck injury?

[elitehoe]

Bryan Danielson immediately after winning the aew world championship:

[nextstopwonderland]

I’m sorry to say it was so obviously Bryan. He’s our favorite sicko

Whoever thought about breaking up the BCC needs to pay for my therapy bills.

[sheinthatfandom]

You know what thinking bout the Bryan/Mox fight and I’m actually really grateful it wasn’t Aubrey as the ref. Not that I don’t think she wouldn’t do a phenomenal job but just cause since Bryan is incapable of not being a sicko I don’t think having Aubrey there to watch him get wrecked woulda been something I could handle. If he would do the normal thing and lose shake hands say goodbye while everyone cheered and threw him flowers maybe unlace his boots and leave them in the ring then yes it shoulda been her.