#Investors Wanted
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gibbearish · 1 year ago
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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ovalrosadolasvegas · 10 months ago
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Unveiling an Exclusive Wellness Haven:
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Investment Opportunity in Oregon Coast's Premier Sauna and Hot Tub Spa Experience (LGBTQ+ friendly)
Dear Esteemed Investors,
I hope this message finds you in good health and high spirits. I am reaching out to you with an exciting investment opportunity that combines luxury, wellness, and exclusivity on the breathtaking Oregon Coast.
**The Vision:**
Imagine an LGBTQ+ friendly sanctuary where professionals can escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life—a private retreat nestled in the serene beauty of the Oregon Coast. We are on the verge of bringing this vision to life with the creation of an exclusive sauna and hot tub spa, catering to discerning individuals seeking a discreet and luxurious haven for relaxation and rejuvenation.
**Why Invest:**
1. **Creative Financing Options:**
   We understand the value of flexibility, and our creative financing options ensure that investing in this venture aligns with your financial goals. From profit-sharing models to personalized financing plans, we are committed to making this investment opportunity accessible and beneficial for our partners.
2. **Quality Spa Fixtures:**
   Our commitment to excellence extends to every detail of our spa. We are dedicated to sourcing and implementing the highest quality spa fixtures, creating an unparalleled experience for our members. Your investment will contribute to the creation of a world-class facility that stands as a beacon of luxury and sophistication.
3. **Confidentiality and Security:**
   Privacy is paramount. Our spa is designed with the utmost confidentiality in mind. Round-the-clock security measures will ensure a safe and secure environment for all members. We prioritize the comfort and peace of mind of our exclusive clientele.
4. **Recreational and Health Outlet:**
   Beyond the luxury and exclusivity, our spa is a holistic wellness center. The benefits of saunas and hot tubs are well-documented, and we aim to provide a space where individuals can enhance both their physical and mental well-being.
**The Location:**
Situated on the Oregon Coast, our property not only offers stunning ocean views but also taps into the unique charm of the Willamette Valley. The strategic location ensures accessibility for residents while providing a serene escape from the demands of urban life.
**How You Can Get Involved:**
If you believe in the potential of this venture and are passionate about supporting a wellness haven tailored for the LGBTQ+ community, we invite you to contact us. Your investment will not only contribute to the creation of a one-of-a-kind spa but also position you as a key player in an emerging and lucrative market.
**Contact Information:**
- Phone: [971-301-4722]
Let's embark on this journey together and redefine the standards of luxury and wellness. Your investment can make a lasting impact on the lives of individuals seeking a sanctuary of tranquility.
Best regards,
[Mr. Flourish]
[Visionary Founder]
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strawglicks · 8 months ago
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welcome to the Coal & Ice District!
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ghostespresso · 1 year ago
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staff logging on to tumblr dot com today
#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site#changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too#this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus#if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear#if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine#the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money#someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont#tumblr staff#EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but#that doesnt stop the post from being stupid#the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase#if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything'#staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did#so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post#edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post#they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us#i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded#and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money#tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol#ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years#but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one
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dailykafka · 11 months ago
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— December 28, 1911 / Franz Kafka diaries
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avocado62524 · 3 months ago
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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elbiotipo · 3 months ago
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Tumblr isn't letting me find my post about what if Slenderman lived in an Italian village and it was called Il Lungo and the nonnas wanted to feed him because poor guy, he's so skinny
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sadlynotthevoid · 4 months ago
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I was reading what TV Tropes has about Hiiro and was utterly shocked when I saw the "Driven to Suicide" trope.
Then I read it and realized I already knew that happened (though I haven't read that part of the story yet). But I didn't realize he was going to end himself.
Thanks Kanata for Aira.
Anyways, LCF x Enstars crossover AU where Aira doesn't succeed on convincing him and he jumps off—
Only to be caught by Og!Cale who was coincidentally chatting with Eichi in the meeting room. They had just opened the windows— because Eichi was feeling ill— and were standing there when a Thames looking like teen fell from above.
Og!Cale used to run after Lily a lot when she was a toddler. Catching her when she stumbled off the stairs or somehow climbed the balcony's bars (she was an energetic toddler and the maid who was her babysitter was very absent-minded, okay?) was a common occurrence for him. It happened so often than years later he still had the habit of grabbing people when someone falls near him.
Eichi was really surprised when the potential inversor turned potential idol he was trying to reclute suddenly extended his arms and almost tripped off the window.
Hiiro: goodbye Aira. *Jumps*
Two stores below,
Eichi: —so, what do you think?
Og!Cale: Well, *brother instincts go on* wait. *Nearly throws himself out of the window* This is a child!!
Eichi, who was almost passing out moments ago: !!! *Grabs his shirt*
Yuzuru, who was only refilling their cups of tea: *drops the teapot and practically flies to pull them inside*
15 minutes later,
Aira: Why would you do that?! You can't throw your life like that! You're an idiot.
Hiiro: *wrapped in a blanket, resting his head on Aira's lap* Sorry.
Og!Cale, looking at this Thames looking like puppy teen: Well, I guess I'll sign.
Eichi, who was pondering whether or not he should get therapy for all ES idols: *has no idea how he got that deal* I'll sent you the contract in two days. Right now it's just...
Og!Cale: I get it. Do you want a list of therapists?
Eichi: That would be appreciated. Thank you.
Tatsumi and Mayoi: *lowkey panicking after Yuzuru called them about the situation*
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150699 · 6 days ago
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When Viktor says "The doctor was right" at the end of s2ep6, I wonder if he was actually referring to when he visited Singed's lab in s1 and Singed told him, "If you take this path, they will despise you. Love and legacy are the sacrifices we make for progress."
I do think that he's at least partially referring to the exchange in the greenhouse when Singed essentially suggests he sacrifice Vander in favor of guaranteed survival, to which Viktor replies, "I will not sacrifice his humanity for your cause."
I'm not totally convinced he agrees with everything that was said there, but he's certainly changed his opinion on the necessity of sacrificing people's humanity to achieve his vision/the glorious evolution.
Of course, both dialogues are connected if you consider love to be a defining trait of people's humanity (as many do). In that case, Singed's s1 dialogue could be translated to, "Humanity is the sacrifice we make for progress."
Viktor, however, will never be able to fully rid himself of his humanity for the exact reason that - again - Singed gives to Caitlyn and Ambessa.
"Why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? For love."
The commune, the evolutionary goal, all of it is done out of love for people and a desire to help them... if the most effective way to help is to sacrifice their humanity, so be it.
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some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat · 9 months ago
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I am once again daydreaming of making my own social media platform and how to make it not give a hoot about American laws (no relation to American soil, I'm European anyway) and be structurally resistant to enshitification through independence and community ownership unfortunately I am one inexperienced programmer with not much spare change to throw at such a gamble so I'm only daydreaming
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tricoufamily · 2 years ago
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my brain is melting and my eyes are glazed over i cannot finish this edit take the scraps
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aurosoul · 1 year ago
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I'm working on a pitch deck for my company right now and I left a joke bio on the 'Meet the Team' slide that I REALLY wish I could keep
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strawglicks · 10 months ago
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that dance moms meme
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cuubism · 1 year ago
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every day i go to work and am just so so awkward in meetings 🙂
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pinkeoni · 1 year ago
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I did post initially during the thick of scriptgate that I believed Nick’s scripts were fake, but I’ve now held the opinion for awhile that they were probably real, the Duffers are just very unserious writers
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lostryu · 8 months ago
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“tumblr is the gay website! tumblr is the liberal website!”
tumblr is literally out here sponsoring ads like this:
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