#Investors Wanted
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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Unveiling an Exclusive Wellness Haven:
Investment Opportunity in Oregon Coast's Premier Sauna and Hot Tub Spa Experience (LGBTQ+ friendly)
Dear Esteemed Investors,
I hope this message finds you in good health and high spirits. I am reaching out to you with an exciting investment opportunity that combines luxury, wellness, and exclusivity on the breathtaking Oregon Coast.
**The Vision:**
Imagine an LGBTQ+ friendly sanctuary where professionals can escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life—a private retreat nestled in the serene beauty of the Oregon Coast. We are on the verge of bringing this vision to life with the creation of an exclusive sauna and hot tub spa, catering to discerning individuals seeking a discreet and luxurious haven for relaxation and rejuvenation.
**Why Invest:**
1. **Creative Financing Options:**
We understand the value of flexibility, and our creative financing options ensure that investing in this venture aligns with your financial goals. From profit-sharing models to personalized financing plans, we are committed to making this investment opportunity accessible and beneficial for our partners.
2. **Quality Spa Fixtures:**
Our commitment to excellence extends to every detail of our spa. We are dedicated to sourcing and implementing the highest quality spa fixtures, creating an unparalleled experience for our members. Your investment will contribute to the creation of a world-class facility that stands as a beacon of luxury and sophistication.
3. **Confidentiality and Security:**
Privacy is paramount. Our spa is designed with the utmost confidentiality in mind. Round-the-clock security measures will ensure a safe and secure environment for all members. We prioritize the comfort and peace of mind of our exclusive clientele.
4. **Recreational and Health Outlet:**
Beyond the luxury and exclusivity, our spa is a holistic wellness center. The benefits of saunas and hot tubs are well-documented, and we aim to provide a space where individuals can enhance both their physical and mental well-being.
**The Location:**
Situated on the Oregon Coast, our property not only offers stunning ocean views but also taps into the unique charm of the Willamette Valley. The strategic location ensures accessibility for residents while providing a serene escape from the demands of urban life.
**How You Can Get Involved:**
If you believe in the potential of this venture and are passionate about supporting a wellness haven tailored for the LGBTQ+ community, we invite you to contact us. Your investment will not only contribute to the creation of a one-of-a-kind spa but also position you as a key player in an emerging and lucrative market.
**Contact Information:**
- Email: [[email protected]]
- Phone: [971-301-4722]
Let's embark on this journey together and redefine the standards of luxury and wellness. Your investment can make a lasting impact on the lives of individuals seeking a sanctuary of tranquility.
Best regards,
[Mr. Flourish]
[Visionary Founder]
#yachats#waldport#Depoe Bay#Seal Rock#Otter Rock#Gleneden Beach#Beverly Beach#Lincoln Beach#crowdfunding#real estate investing#Investors Wanted
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welcome to the Coal & Ice District!
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#flint bonpyre#firestarter#cosmo kuiper#plutocrat#satellite investors#william boar#derrick man#rain the fox#toontown rain#rain & william#yea i need a tag for those goobers#strawglicks art gallery#the tags on second img are from one of my own posts#when flint says the satellites are trying to get him in on their schemes this is what he means . they want him head chef of the pizzeria#trying to make the pizzeria a legitimate business to help cover up whats going on under wraps#what if that is genuinely it. that would be hilarious#hire me clash team /JOKE#anyway can we see more shenanigans with the pizzeria .. theres a lot of potential there#satellite investor shenanigans in general are smth i rlly crave lately#and again. is the pizzeria for toons or cogs bc the menu items cater to BOTH.#so many mysteries..
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staff logging on to tumblr dot com today
#staff sweetie i Promise you an algorithm would kill this webbed site#changing the way reblogs look/work would Absolutely kill this webbed site too#this is a Blogging Platform i dont want it to be like tiktok or twitter jesus#if you NEED to change something literally listen to the the Tumblr Users you pretend you cant hear#if money is what you need make your userbase Happy and you should be fine#the shop is fine blaze posts are fine ad free subscriptions are fine but dont get rid of shit that Works For You in favor of making money#someone really laced up their clown boots today im. so tired staff please dont#tumblr staff#EDIT: staff updated their original post to say we were all misunderstanding but#that doesnt stop the post from being stupid#the whole post was worded for Investors and then presented to the userbase#if you say 'we have big changes planned!' and dont put in the 'as options' its Your Fault that people read it as 'were changing everything'#staff isnt stupid. they know how they Should have worded it better than what they did#so yeah. someone Did lace up their clown boots before they hit post#edit pt 2 lol for the record i dont think tumblr would actually go through with all their changes in that post#they know how the userbase is and there are A Lot of us#i just dont like how? idk. condescending? the post sounded#and out of every place on the internet being being burned alive in the name of money#tumblr is the one place i know enough about to be Actually mad at lol#ive really liked some stuff staff has done in recent years#but talking to your userbase that way wasnt one
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— December 28, 1911 / Franz Kafka diaries
#he soo doesn't want to work at this stupid factory#whyy did he even agree to be partners with brother in law#and the investor was hermann so nightmare situation for him lol#December 28#december#1911#franz kafka#daily kafka#franz kafka diaries#alt text#quotes
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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Tumblr isn't letting me find my post about what if Slenderman lived in an Italian village and it was called Il Lungo and the nonnas wanted to feed him because poor guy, he's so skinny
#cosas mias#an old man goes on a bike and waves at him CIAO LUNGO#the local kids think he's some foreign investor and want to sell him stuff#the priest invites him to church next sunday
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I was reading what TV Tropes has about Hiiro and was utterly shocked when I saw the "Driven to Suicide" trope.
Then I read it and realized I already knew that happened (though I haven't read that part of the story yet). But I didn't realize he was going to end himself.
Thanks Kanata for Aira.
Anyways, LCF x Enstars crossover AU where Aira doesn't succeed on convincing him and he jumps off—
Only to be caught by Og!Cale who was coincidentally chatting with Eichi in the meeting room. They had just opened the windows— because Eichi was feeling ill— and were standing there when a Thames looking like teen fell from above.
Og!Cale used to run after Lily a lot when she was a toddler. Catching her when she stumbled off the stairs or somehow climbed the balcony's bars (she was an energetic toddler and the maid who was her babysitter was very absent-minded, okay?) was a common occurrence for him. It happened so often than years later he still had the habit of grabbing people when someone falls near him.
Eichi was really surprised when the potential inversor turned potential idol he was trying to reclute suddenly extended his arms and almost tripped off the window.
Hiiro: goodbye Aira. *Jumps*
Two stores below,
Eichi: —so, what do you think?
Og!Cale: Well, *brother instincts go on* wait. *Nearly throws himself out of the window* This is a child!!
Eichi, who was almost passing out moments ago: !!! *Grabs his shirt*
Yuzuru, who was only refilling their cups of tea: *drops the teapot and practically flies to pull them inside*
15 minutes later,
Aira: Why would you do that?! You can't throw your life like that! You're an idiot.
Hiiro: *wrapped in a blanket, resting his head on Aira's lap* Sorry.
Og!Cale, looking at this Thames looking like puppy teen: Well, I guess I'll sign.
Eichi, who was pondering whether or not he should get therapy for all ES idols: *has no idea how he got that deal* I'll sent you the contract in two days. Right now it's just...
Og!Cale: I get it. Do you want a list of therapists?
Eichi: That would be appreciated. Thank you.
Tatsumi and Mayoi: *lowkey panicking after Yuzuru called them about the situation*
#finally got an idea for how they would met#poor hiiro#original cale henituse#og cale henituse#og!cale henituse#og cale#lcf#hiiro amagi#aira shiratori#yuzuru fushimi#eichi tenshouin#everyone is going to be so confused when es starts offering free therapy#specially bc it's eichi's doing#“was he visited by the spirit of the past christmass or smth?”#it can be free bc cale decided he's paying it#he doesn't want people to don't get help bc it's too expensive#so he's both an idol and an investor now#lcf x enstars#enstars x lcf#Amagi are Thames AU#tw sui attempt#i forgot that warning
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When Viktor says "The doctor was right" at the end of s2ep6, I wonder if he was actually referring to when he visited Singed's lab in s1 and Singed told him, "If you take this path, they will despise you. Love and legacy are the sacrifices we make for progress."
I do think that he's at least partially referring to the exchange in the greenhouse when Singed essentially suggests he sacrifice Vander in favor of guaranteed survival, to which Viktor replies, "I will not sacrifice his humanity for your cause."
I'm not totally convinced he agrees with everything that was said there, but he's certainly changed his opinion on the necessity of sacrificing people's humanity to achieve his vision/the glorious evolution.
Of course, both dialogues are connected if you consider love to be a defining trait of people's humanity (as many do). In that case, Singed's s1 dialogue could be translated to, "Humanity is the sacrifice we make for progress."
Viktor, however, will never be able to fully rid himself of his humanity for the exact reason that - again - Singed gives to Caitlyn and Ambessa.
"Why does anyone commit acts others deem unspeakable? For love."
The commune, the evolutionary goal, all of it is done out of love for people and a desire to help them... if the most effective way to help is to sacrifice their humanity, so be it.
#just something im thinking about#i see arguments about how viktor isnt doing it because he loves people and i think theyre very wrong. all he ever wanted was to give back#and help others. the only reason he couldnt was because of piltovan red tape + investors disapproving and such#also the singed + vik dynamic is interesting#watching viktor grow into his 'the mutation must survive' mindset while also becoming the mutation. doing all if out for love of the people#i think singed understands him in a way others dont#but they continue to function separately... thus far#sorry for tag rant but i wanted to keep the post itself conciseish#i also see people saying it isnt viktor anymore in there to which i close my eyes and pinch the bridge of my nose and sigh#arcane#arcane spoilers#🌻#totally unrelated but knowing the og lore is so funny#im watching the viktor vs jayce lore war play out in real time with everyone changing their icons and such#also a really big fan of this guy one reddits theory thats basically just 'vik fucks off to zaun#with his community and tells everyone else to fuck off too or they get the laser'
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I am once again daydreaming of making my own social media platform and how to make it not give a hoot about American laws (no relation to American soil, I'm European anyway) and be structurally resistant to enshitification through independence and community ownership unfortunately I am one inexperienced programmer with not much spare change to throw at such a gamble so I'm only daydreaming
#sfw#personal#ok to reblog#I wanna minimize costs to minimize the need for it to make money in any way. No appealing to advertisers or investors.#Wikimedia and AO3 have that from what I can tell but they both rely on donations to keep the servers running#(I don't shame them obviously but it's difficult and unreliable especially if you're not as big and well known as them)#I know I'm way out of my depth trying to figure out a way to use servers differently but again only daydreaming#At least I'm not the guy saying I wanna make 'the new PDF' lmao#or the guy firing programmers based on how many lines of code they write and replacing a brand name known to most humans with 1 letter#or the guy suggesting users should be able to 'devowel' articles#or whoever's deciding to replace volunteer translators with AI and remove every single useful feature#or a thousand other bad ideas for making more money and stroking their egos. man I just want a little island of weird internet surviving#and yeah alternatives exist but I don't know how they'll avoid dying or surviving wrong either
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my brain is melting and my eyes are glazed over i cannot finish this edit take the scraps
#i was like wow cool concept! now i think i'm dying. too much writing. too much inspect element.#ok anyway i disagree w republican nancy interpretations. you don't understand she is a girlboss feminism billionaire lib who fucking sucks#and she knows the girlboss feminism is corny but she's doing it for pr#she still wants a tax cut#aaand the villareal business is hotels and resorts i've been using marriott as a reference#so biggest hotel chain in the world and they own a million brands. jacques kinda fell of the face of the earth for a while though#jacques's net worth is like 25 billion because he's also a huge investor. should they live#(no)#ts4#this is the fall: extras
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I'm working on a pitch deck for my company right now and I left a joke bio on the 'Meet the Team' slide that I REALLY wish I could keep
#incessant meowing#me#how long do you think it would take investors to notice this#unironically though i think i want 'made a couple pictures once. fell into a hole afterwards. never seen again' on my tombstone
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that dance moms meme
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#firestarter#flint bonpyre#satellite investors#charon#hydra#nix#styx#kerberos#strawglicks art gallery#i love flint vs satellite investors#the canon info we have of it is so vague but just knowing their characters individually#i think its probly fun and hilarious and I WANT TO SEE MORE .
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every day i go to work and am just so so awkward in meetings 🙂
#and then my boss is like 'we should start having you pitch the company to investors'#ME? you want ME pitching this company????#i can't pitch because i can't do corporate double talk. i can't spin shit to save my life. i will just give it to you straight but you#aren't supposed to do that in the corporate world. every day people spin things in meetings and i always assume they're being genuine and#when they aren't i'm like *surprise pikachu* every time#'would a person really do that? JUST GO INTO A CORPORATE MEETING AND TELL LIES????'#psa for other gullible individuals like me who always assume people are talking in good faith in a work setting: they aren't. people are#lying 24/7 in corporate offices. know this and it will benefit you in the long run
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I did post initially during the thick of scriptgate that I believed Nick’s scripts were fake, but I’ve now held the opinion for awhile that they were probably real, the Duffers are just very unserious writers
#putting stuff like DRY AS A CALIFORNIA SUMMER and so many nonvisual details in a script is not something a Real Person would do#if the duffs were writing scripts to send to an outside investor then it would probably be cleaner like the snippets they posted on twitter#however if you were writing for your own show you could probably do whatever you wanted in your scripts#esp an early draft that is not being sent to the emmys for award consideration#‘i love you but you are not serious people’#scriptgate#byler#<- target audience
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“tumblr is the gay website! tumblr is the liberal website!”
tumblr is literally out here sponsoring ads like this:
#lost.txt#tumblr is not the gay website#tumblr is the website who wants you money to line the pockets of the CEO and investors#they don’t see you as a person#you are a product
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