#Infiniti QX80

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Infiniti QX Monograph Concept, 2023. With a grille inspired by a bamboo forest and lights that look like piano keys, the QX Monograph is a prototype for the new QX80, the largest car is Infiniti's portfolio. The concept also showcases the brand’s forthcoming design language direction including the “double-arch” grille

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I know you're not Identifying-cars-in-posts, but could you tell me about this car? Best pic I could get. It's got such a creature face, I really like it

First off, PLEASE feel free to treat me as a makeshift @identifying-cars-in-posts. I'm pretty sure I said as much at some point, but I should update my pinned to reflect that. Second off, I genuinely did the held in snore-laugh WHAT IS THAT THING

And I did indeed not know, due to the gaps in my knowledge of SUVs that size caused mainly by them barely ever coming to places like Europe, whose human-sized environments are not comfortably navigated by these absolute fucking monsters - hell, I live near a two way road that gets almost 25cm narrower than this thing. Oh, for yanks, that's just over the length of my- you know what actually let's not give that information to the public I can think of something else, uhhhhh that's about a head's width right? Lemme look it up on Wikipedia. Nope, apparently it's about from your chin to your hair. Did you know Wikipedia has a subsection on median human head measurements on the not at all creepily named article "Human head"? There's a table from lowest 99- wait, what were we talking about? Oh right, that thing. How did I get sidetracked like that? I swear that never happens.

I know it's a recent SUV by Nissan's luxury brand Infiniti because it looks recent and has an Infiniti badge that's visible from space, so I just did what I usually do, type what I know into Google Images (yes, DuckDuckGo users, you get to feel superior to me) and glance around at the results to see if I stumble into it. "Infiniti SUV", however, net me zilch. So I figured, since the damn thing so big and goofy it makes the picture you sent look like an Animorphs cover where a car turns into a semi, it could not possibly be anything but the top-of-the-range QX80, and thus googled that next. However, all the behemoths I saw looked much more acceptable, making me begin fearing I'd have to delve into the absolute mess that is the Infiniti naming scheme.

But then, I had an idea.

First result. B)

So what you saw is the second generation of, as I'd suspected, the Infiniti QX80. But also technically not.

See, the one below is the 2004 Infiniti QX56, based on the Nissan Armada based on the Titan based on me, but we(eee!) are never ever ever wait that's not how the song goes.

In 2010, out came its now Nissan Patrol-based second generation, who saw the awkwardness of the first one's roofline realizing at the end of the rear door that it actually can't slope down like that and its front end deciding it may need to be different but who said it must be better and emphatically asked it to hold its gas station sake.

But, in 2015, they did a restyling, in which they sprinkled some LEDs into the lights and fiddled with the bumpers creating the model you saw on the road and I found on Google - and used the occasion to transition the model to the new naming scheme.

You see, Infiniti had realized nobody could parse or remember their seemingly random letters and engine size names, so they started shifting to calling every car Q (or QX if it's vaguely gesturing towards the concept of off-roader) and use the numbers, like in many other brands, to denote where they sit in the range - thus the range topper got the highest number, going from QX56 (denoting its 5.6L engine) to QX80.

(good God.)

So technically, you could argue this to be the first generation of Infiniti QX80, since before this specific restyling there was no Infiniti QX80 because it was called QX56. But that logic would dictate someone who transitioned a year ago is a baby, and honestly if one stance on car names bars me from sex with trans people I'll pick the other.

Either way, they ran with that restyling for three years until they were like "Oh when y'all asked for a restyling you meant you wanted us to make it stop looking like a whale telling its daughter she is not going out dressed like that? Oh okay! Coulda said it earlier!" and gave it the second restyling that carried the model up to this year.

I'm not sure if it actually looks nice full stop or if it's just the whiplash from the Multipla-rivaling previous model, but at least the fender vents now look like they came from Infiniti and not Walmart. Though this generation is now getting sunset altogether, since in the mean time they figured out how to make the damn thing even larger.

This pedestrian mower's headlights have a 'bamboo forest design motif', which I'm very excited by, knowing many people that named their headlights' lack thereof as the key reason for their waning will to live. It's expected to cost Too Much and have a gas mileage rating of You Spent Six Digits On A Drivable House You Don't Get To Even Ask.

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The new Infiniti QX80 2025 SUV is here

With a completely reimagined design for 2025, the new Infiniti SUV The QX80 promises to redefine the standard of luxury and performance in its segment and the PHP Rent a Car Cluj office presents the most important details about this car in the lines below. In a competitive market where models like the Lincoln Navigator, Cadillac Escalade, Jeep Grand Wagoneer, Mercedes Benz GLS and BMW X7 compete for customers' attention, Infiniti comes with a proposal that cannot be ignored. The exterior of this luxury behemoth impresses with 22-inch wheels, fixed side skirts and a completely new body, accompanied by full LED lighting. Inside, passengers are greeted by premium leather upholstery and new infotainment technology that promises to deliver an experience of unprecedented luxury and comfort:

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infiniti qx80 concept

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Are you looking for a full-size SUV with great towing ability, as well as premium luxury?

Meet the INFINITI QX80! The 2024 QX80 offers a towing capacity of 8,500 pounds when properly equipped and has generous power under the hood with 400 horsepower available.

The QX80 also has a long list of impressive features. Discover some key exterior features and interior amenities for the 2024 INFINITI QX80 here! If you want to learn more about the QX80, we would be happy to help at our Greenwich, CT INFINITI dealership.

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Infiniti se atrevió a renovar uno de sus modelos más queridos en el mercado americano. La marca nipona presentó la nueva Infiniti QX80 2025, una SUV de tamaño completo que equilibra lujo, funcionalidad y tecnología ¡Sigue leyendo para conocerla!

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#HappyAnniversary to Angela and your 2019 #Infiniti #QX80 from Everyone at Landers McLarty Nissan!

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Driving 2025 Ford Bronco Sport Sasquatch: Smokin’ Off-Road in the Smokies

The 2025 Ford Bronco Sport has received a significant upgrade with the introduction of the Sasquatch off-road package. Host Jack Nerad drove it just days ago and then discussed the vehicle’s nuances with Bronco Sport Brand Manager Mike Weller at a special event outside Knoxville, Tennessee. We’ll share that interview with you on America on the Road this week. As off-road fans know, the serious…

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Hace su debut local la nueva INFINITI QX80 2025

SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO – AGOSTO DE 2024 – La nueva INFINITI QX80 2025 llegó a Puerto Rico para redefinir el segmento de lujo de tamaño completo con un diseño dominante y sofisticado; hospitalidad de primera clase en las tres filas de asientos; tecnología fluida e intuitiva; y una experiencia de conducción imponente y gratificante. “Estamos entusiasmados por la llegada de la QX80 2025 a la Isla,…

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🌍✨ Experience the ultimate in comfort and control with the 2025 INFINITI QX80! Learn about its innovative features and design in our new blog post.

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Congratulations Dustin on your #Infiniti #QX80 from Ralphael Nanthathamiko at Hiley Acura!

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2025 INFINITI QX80 - Ultra-Luxurious Extra-Large Three-Row SUV!

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SUV-ul Infiniti QX80 2025 este aici

Cu un design complet reimaginat pentru anul 2025, noul SUV Infiniti QX80 promite să redefinească standardul luxului și performanței în segmentul său iar biroul PHP închirieri auto Cluj vă prezintă în rândurile de mai jos cele mai importante detalii despre această mașină. Într-o piață competitivă, unde modelele precum Lincoln Navigator, Cadillac Escalade, Jeep Grand Wagoneer, Mercedes Benz GLS și BMW X7 își dispută atenția clienților, Infiniti vine cu o propunere ce nu poate fi ignorată. Exteriorul acestui mastodont al luxului impresionează cu jante de 22 de inch, praguri laterale fixe și o caroserie complet nouă, însoțită de iluminare integral LED. În interior, pasagerii sunt întâmpinați  de o tapițerie din piele premium și de o tehnologie de infotainment nouă, ce promite să ofere o experiență de lux și confort fără precedent:

https://www.phprentacar.ro/b-noul-infiniti-qx80-2025-redefineste-ceea-ce-inseamna-segmentul-suv-urilor-de-lux

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via Auto Brokers Express Inventory Feed https://ift.tt/uRrbO2k Used 2014 Infiniti QX80 2WD in San Angelo, TX 76901 for sale at Auto Brokers Express

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“Starter” July - Preview

Here we go! Preview of June "Starter"!

These 9 cars available for Patrons!

Cars will be available since July 1'st.

1964 Ford Fairlane 500

2009 Volvo C30 R-Design

2015 Porsche 918 Spyder

2020 Toyota GR Supra

1999 Dodge Viper GTS 

2023 Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing 

2015 Audi TT S

 2021 Porsche 718 Boxster S

2017 Infiniti QX80

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