#Incorrect mha quotes
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 days ago
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Izuku: You belong in a museum. You look like a painting from the rain a sauce.
Bakugo:
Izuku, blushing: T-The rainsaunce. Re-ressasauce. Re…
Bakugo: Are you trying to say “The Renaissance?”
Izuku: Yeah.
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dangantism · 3 days ago
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karmaspidr · 20 hours ago
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Aizawa: Alright, class. For today's lesson, you'll be working together to take down Problem Child #1.
Izuku: Aizawa Sensei, I would rather not-
Aizawa: I wasn't talking to you, Midoriya. GET OVER HERE, PROBLEM CHILD!!!
Koichi: Hi.
Iida (heard about Koichi from his brother and met him at the hospital): ...well we're fucked.
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dadzawa-vibes · 6 months ago
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Y/N: (Clicks pen)
Shinsou: (Clicks pen in response)
Bakugou: Stop that!
Shinsou: Stop what?
Bakugou: You're talking about me in Morse code. Well you know what? The joke's on you because I know Morse code. Ha!
Y/N: ...Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, I interrupted our usual training regime and taught Shinsou a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
[Later]
Shinsou to Aizawa: That’s exactly what we did
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angryrantsofdomesticity · 10 months ago
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:
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munchcorner · 6 months ago
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babybird-keigo · 4 months ago
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Shigaraki: Did you have to stab them?
Toga: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Shigaraki: What did they say?
Toga: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Shigaraki: That’s fair.
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weallscreamfordadmic · 9 months ago
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Hizashi: Hey Sho, can you pass me my glasses? Hizashi: Sho? Hizashi: Sho, they're like, right in front of you. On the coffee table. Hizashi: Shouta. Hizashi: ...are you ignoring me? Hizashi, pouting: babe, please. Eri, around the corner: Pay up. Shinsou, handing over money, still staring at the pile of clothes with a wig Hizashi is talking to: You know what, I'm not even mad. Wow. I didn't think he was that blind.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 1 year ago
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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alien-slushie · 5 months ago
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Shinsou: *error.exe*
Sero: Uh, what's wrong with Shinsou?
Uraraka: Apparently nobody warned him that Midoriya can pick up a refrigerator like it's a plush toy.
Sero: Poor bastard.
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sleeplessdreamer14 · 5 months ago
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y/n: (looking at iida from across the room) look at him with his stupid glasses and his dumb undercut.
iida:
y/n: I have to have him.
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 days ago
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Izuku, holding a basketball: Kacchan! This is for you!
Izuku, tosses the ball and misses the basket: Aw.
Bakugo: That was so fu*king pathetic, I love him so damn much.
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fattuccini-afraido · 1 month ago
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Monoma: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% handsome.
Bakugo: That's 200%.
Monoma: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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sansfangirl24 · 6 months ago
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Bakugo: I can't marry you, your too good for me!
Izuku; what does that even mean?!
Bakugo: your too nice to me!
Izuku: I'll- I'll be less nice!
Bakugo: your gifts are too specific!
Izuku: i'll get you a gift card!
Izuku: i'm sorry i never meant to hurt you!
Bakugo: your too emotionally supportive!
Izuku: we can work on that in therapy!
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dadzawa-vibes · 6 months ago
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Y/N: [sneaking into the dorms in an oversized coat]
Aizawa: What's with the coat?
Coat: [meows]
Aizawa: Y/N, what is in the coat?
Y/N, sweating: Drugs?
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angryrantsofdomesticity · 11 months ago
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AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???
Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...
AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.
AllMight: Well...what happened???
Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...
Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.
AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?
Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.
Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.
Aizawa: he was crying
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