#Incorrect dmc quotes

[vngful]

[ratindividual]

[fictionpiece]

[micha-writes-things]

Late at Night w/ Dante.

Y/N: Dante you don't have to do this.

Dante: It's for the greater good Y/N.

Vergil: *Sleeping peacefully*

Dante: *draws a mustache on Vergil's face*

Y/N: *sighs* He's gonna kill you later.

[mauri2530]

I can see him saying that in the game 😁😂😂

haters opening their mouths

Dante: I should fuck your mom and give them a kid they'll actually love

[alicethenobody]

(Dante and Nero recounting to Vergil their adventure in Fortuna)

Nero: Ugh, that stupid board game was the WORST.

Dante: The what?

Nero: Yknow! That one with the giant die! It took me forever to get past that fucking thing.

Dante: Oh, that? I just sliced it in half.

Nero: You… you what?!

Dante: Yeah, I sliced it in half. And I looked cool doing it.

Nero: (Surprised Pikachu face) You can… you can do that?!

Dante: (Trying to sound cool in front of his nephew) Another pro devil hunting tip, kid: Think outside the box, don’t play by their rules.

Vergil: (Confusion)

[bertieorangy]

Y/N : I’ve never met anyone like you

Dante : awww ur too kind

Y/N : like genuinely

Y/N : it’s insane how “different” you are

Y/N : don’t take this the wrong way but I feel like you should have a disorder named after you

[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

[nico-drives-badly]

V: Nero, I owe you my life.

Nero: No thanks, I’ve seen your life and I’m not impressed.

[icequeenoriginal]

Lady: We didn’t even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.

Dante: The judge sentenced me to life, with no chance of parole.

Lady: You begged me to marry you.

Dante: It’s true, I did.

[dante-winning-archive]

Vergil: leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Dante: what are you bidding on?

Vergil: I am bidding on a table.

[vngful]

this came to me in a dream

[ratindividual]

[the-phantom-otaku]

"I like that autistic man. I like him. Would it be rude, if I ask him at dinner, 'Is you autistic??'"

-Nero's mom, probably

[mauri2530]

I read that in Dante's voice 😂

haters opening their mouths

Dante: shit, you're the worst, dysfunctional trash compactor I've ever met

[alicethenobody]

Dante, doing something cool: Hey kid! Did ya see that? (I hope he thought I was cool!)

Nero: Pfft… show off. (Holy shit my uncle is so cool I want to be just like him!)