#Incorrect dmc quotes

[vngful]

[zzdinde]

[valerie-is-in-the-cupboard]

*(y/n) and Nero sitting on the couch, watching TV*

(y/n): I kinda feel like an orange...

Nero: *contemplating* I feel like a tomato...

(y/n): No! *laughs* Like i feel like eating... *laughs* Like eating an orange.

Nero: Oh, we got one in the kitchen.

(y/n): Oh... But I don't feel like peeling it.

Nero: ... I'll peel it for you. I'll cut it for you. I'll saute it. Whatever you want *smiles like the pure innocent soul he is*.

[fictionpiece]

[bitterlycursedstars]

V: finger guns with both hands, winks and clicks his tongue

"Without a.... Shadow of a doubt."

[micha-writes-things]

Late at Night w/ Dante.

Y/N: Dante you don't have to do this.

Dante: It's for the greater good Y/N.

Vergil: *Sleeping peacefully*

Dante: *draws a mustache on Vergil's face*

Y/N: *sighs* He's gonna kill you later.

[mauri2530]

I can see him saying that in the game 😁😂😂

haters opening their mouths

Dante: I should fuck your mom and give them a kid they'll actually love

[alicethenobody]

(Dante and Nero recounting to Vergil their adventure in Fortuna)

Nero: Ugh, that stupid board game was the WORST.

Dante: The what?

Nero: Yknow! That one with the giant die! It took me forever to get past that fucking thing.

Dante: Oh, that? I just sliced it in half.

Nero: You… you what?!

Dante: Yeah, I sliced it in half. And I looked cool doing it.

Nero: (Surprised Pikachu face) You can… you can do that?!

Dante: (Trying to sound cool in front of his nephew) Another pro devil hunting tip, kid: Think outside the box, don’t play by their rules.

Vergil: (Confusion)

[skyeconch]

Y/N : I’ve never met anyone like you

Dante : awww ur too kind

Y/N : like genuinely

Y/N : it’s insane how “different” you are

Y/N : don’t take this the wrong way but I feel like you should have a disorder named after you

[nico-drives-badly]

V: Nero, I owe you my life.

Nero: No thanks, I’ve seen your life and I’m not impressed.

[icequeenoriginal]

Lady: We didn’t even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.

Dante: The judge sentenced me to life, with no chance of parole.

Lady: You begged me to marry you.

Dante: It’s true, I did.

[vngful]

crying n throwingup

[zzdinde]

[dante-winning-archive]

Vergil: leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Dante: what are you bidding on?

Vergil: I am bidding on a table.

[bitterlycursedstars]

V: My apologies for being late. I had things to do.

Me: Hi, I'm things.

V:

[indycaelumskywalker]

Y/n: Looks like we can't mansplain or manipulate ourselves out of this situation?

Dante: How about malewife'ing?

Vergil: Manslaughter it is.