#Incorrect Boston Gang Quotes

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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr: Bought my family customized t-shirts with my face on them. They loved it.

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Rest in fucking pieces, Spam Howe.

Julia: I just slept for 15 hours what did I miss?

Sam: This dick.

Julia: Oh thank god I thought I missed something big.

Theodore: Officer I would like to report a murder.

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Charles Sumner: Jesus Christ, you know?You do your best. You try to serve the people and then they just fuck you over. And you know why? Because they’re ignorant and they’re dumb as shit.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is democracy.

(Source: Veep)

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Honestly, this particular meme was a long time coming, no justification needed.

Sam Howe: ... would you fuck a clone of yourself? Henry Longfellow: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone was evil? Charles Sumner: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong. Julia Ward Howe: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy. Charley Longfellow: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad! Wendy Holmes: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am. Theodore Parker: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned.

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“Coleslaw, Wendell, get it???”

“I literally hate you right now.”

-Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr and Jr, most definitely.

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Holmes Sr. and Jr. don’t mean to antagonize one another. It just happens. On a daily basis. Intentionally.

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Nathaniel Hawthorne, a concise history:

Look, no more talking, okay? I don’t like talking. I don’t like chatter and questions. And, “How are you? Oh I’m fine!” “How are you? I’m fine too.”

NEWS FLASH. Nobody’s fine.

Source: Finding Dory

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Part of the reason Reverend Parker probably chose Unitarianism as his faith was because he wouldn’t have to sit through confessions like these.

Source: twitter

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Louis Agassiz: Biologist, geologist, paleontologist, zoologist; Harvard Professor; founder of natural history museums; explorer and adventurer; lover of glaciers, fish, and the Amazon. Also high-key racist and deserving of any and all fire ant situations.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr: Professional snark-master.

Agassiz: By the way, a cautionary tale. If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

Holmes: Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

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Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. and Amelia Holmes- you cannot convince me that their relationship wasn’t like this.

Holmes: Aww, babe... you had a crush on me... that’s embarrassing.

Amelia: We’re married...

Holmes: Still...

Source: Parks & Rec

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Sam: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?

Ted: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Original Quote: Firefly

Abolitionist bros that inflict bodily harm together stay together.

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Happy New Years, everyone.