#Import Data of Pickle

[microknifeyuri]

so i wanna talk about the trailer and the details that are shown there,

so:

- Taco is apparently trying to apologize to Pickle. We don't know if the scene in which Baseball finds both of them together means that Pickle let them in, or if Mepad managed to teleport both of them on an empty room so that Taco could get prepared. Judging by Pickle's expression, it is rather unlikely that he let them in, but it could still be a posibility. By Taco's state we can pretty much see that she's not mentally there, and that the scar on her asset is back, indicating that this is a permanent scar. Mepad is most likely comforting her.

- Mic is shown to be relaxed and happy genuinely after all of the horrors she went through on the show. It seems like she has finally seen Balloon after forever, this probably means that Balloon got back to the Hotel shortly after Mephone4 went back to s2. We don't know where Nickel is, but it is likely that he'll also have an scene on the ep, as there it looks like there's going to be a lot of grandslams focus on the ep.

- Balloon is finally accepted to a party.

- But the Bright Lights seem to have quite an important role nonetheless. If you have noticed it, they're especifically on the part of the Contestant Grounds in which Paintbrush burnt all of the flora after Mephone4 gave them a 0/10 for their Cobs painting. This could probably imply that they're working with some Meeple related bussiness, and Test Tube seems to be holding something that is... a sensor, it is likely that they're looking for something or someone in specific. This is also shown by the fact that Test Tube and Paintbrush are probably working together on this one.

- This one is pretty obvious, but this is a parallel with 3gs' first introduction.

- We know Suitcase and Knife are on the sky, yet we don't have much of a clue regarding why. I have some thoughts about this, but my biggest theory at the moment is that the challenge MAY be retrieving Toilet, or something Meeple-related, since the clouds are pink, just like the Meeple ones. We do not know for sure, though, but since the atmosphere is very tense, and the fact that they're most likely talking about the alliance might imply a thing or two.

- Mephone4 wants to finally put an stop to Cobs, but he knows he can't do it alone. So he's asking Mepad for help. However, it seems that Mepad has fully settled down for stopping to work with Mephone4, since Mephone4 never listened to him, and Mephone4 respects that decision of his, but asks Mepad to not do it for him, but for the contestants instead. I think that the data of Brian saying that Mepad "very clearly cares about these contestants" will have a lot of weight on the next episode.

[ropes3amthoughts]

Fun fact did you guys know that in canon Kabru is shown shirtless 3 times

If you guys know of any more instances of Kabru with no shirt on feel free to correct me to make my fact factually correct y’know? Feel free to send me any other instances of Kabru with no shirt on for my data this is my important data y’know? Please guys sned me Kabru with no shirt on this is an emergency and for the sake of science. Ascientific emergency if you will. Guys please help me in my sceifnricc endeavors. My research. Guys. My scientific paper is due in 3 and I need Kabru with no shirt on. Guys please I need it for my totally real and legit history article. I need shirtless Kabru images for my English resume. Kabru’s exposed shoulders are necessary for my grade in calculus guys

Ok I can’t think of any more jokes I am just going to be serious and say I love Kabru because those are my genuine earnest feelings I love him so so so so much he is my sweet dove scrimblo bbb (babyboy) <333333333333333333 I feel like a cartoon character with hearts for eyes I am swooning I love him so insanely much he is my dearest guy ever muah muah muah <3333333333333 I would open a pickle jar for him and like he could totally open those by himself but I think he should get to sit around and not worry his pretty little head bc like I could totally fuck up those pickle jars and then he could just chill like I’m actually pretty good at opening jars you guys that’s a fun fact about me I’m cool like that and I could be so cool and good to Kabru I would be like “I love you” and stuff you know all lovingly Kabruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love him so much like just imagine a scrawny guy fanning their face and sighing dreamily because that’s me right now about Kabru god he’s so lovely I love himmmmmmmm <33333333333 he makes me smile and makes my heart flutter and stuff teeheehee I love Kabru I feel like a burning in my chest and I keep biting my teeth I feel like I’m going to explode I’m going insane Kabruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh slobbers everywhere and starts bawling my eyes out and falls over and splats on the ground with a loud thud and does fifteen summersaults and pulls my hair out and kicks my legs oughhhjh Kabru <33333333 I feel so much for him and I don’t even know what to say to exes it properly he is like a leaf in the wind that falls on your head when you’re walking and you become so inexplicably charmed by it and feel as if nature is giving you a gentle kiss and you just feel so loved he’s like a mug of hot chocolate on a chilly day and there’s also a fuzzy blanket and comfortable pajamas that’s him to me I love him I love him I love him so bad you guys he’s so dear to me I LOBE KABRU I feel so passionate about him right now and to cope with this I just watched that one animatic like 20 times in a row and now I’m going to read a fanfic where he eats a yummy meal he’s like a sweet summer’s day to me Kabruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[themouthwashes]

Ok but I would love to hear all the Sterkan lore even if it isn’t sfw because Sterkan Anya is uhhhhh 😳😳😳 I am looking as respectfully as I can

Well i don't think i can delve too much into them (at least not 100%, for obvious reasons and the nature of main acc) I also haven't finished writing or working on them, I'm taking my time so i can feel comfortable and 100% sure of what im doing is something i like. (I have the mistake of rushing species before because i got too excited about a new idea, and ended felling out of love with it, i don't want to do it again) But i can leave some general data: - Their society is pretty much mostly run by women, they are really dominant (but not mean, they care about their men, a lot, if you dare to say something mean to them or something consider yourself good as a pack of minced meat, the whole ¨He asked for no pickles¨ but it's a giant woman and her small partner). They probably have reached something near Utopia, nobody is left behind, and there's practically no conflicts or injustices done between themselves. - Their heights are as it follows: Men: 6.5 ft to 8.2 aprox Women: 9.8 ft to 13 ft aprox (but there are some that may be taller than that, Anya is probably on the smaller side) - Sterkan have really strong relationships between themselves, they are very caring and protective, they also extend that care to other species they may get to befriend, or have as a partner. Talking aboout that, probably Sterkan men are something people get very attracted to, as they are way more amenable and cuddly (and they will 100% respect you, no doubt on that). - Sterkan have superhuman strenght, they could probably tear up a tank with their bare hands, bullets of our world would no nothing to them, at all. Very sought after as comanders for militia, specially if it's women. (Can imagine one actually eating bullets like cereal because is metal, and they like that, and would find it funny) - Also, their diets require ore and minerals time to time, they have markings that accumulate particles during their life, horns and claws can do that too, it helps keep their skin tough too. They could take any just to keep themselves healthy, but they have personal preferences, either because they like the taste, the color, or are more helpful for their job (military Sterkan always choose the strongest materials). The most valuable one however, it's copper, there's not much of it on their homeplanet, so it's reserved for important things, rituals or simbolism, what may be not so worthy for us, it's probably worth a lot for them (also fun fact, but gold is very common). (Anya has copper markings, they considered her worthy for such important thing). - This one I talked to a friend, as i was making Anya's design, but they may have the technology and spiritualistic power (they have their own beliefs and stuff im also working on) to take someone back from the dead, but it may only be used under very specific circumstances, mostly the death of a child (because they have a very small birth-rate, they can't afford to lose them, deaths are rare bu may happen) or an injustice imparted to someone of other species they may stumble upon during their intergalactic explorations, but this requires a sort of permission from the soul, and if they want to come back, they will make them. The catch is being revived as a Sterkan, they may keep some features from their past bodies, like beaty marks, hair color, some of their facial structure, etc), and they only ask them to be with them for a while to learn how to live like one (and make justice of course), what happens after that is their choice, they can go back to where they belonged, or they can stay with them and build a new life on their society, a lot of them pick the later.

[imonthemoonitsmadeofcheese]

3 most important Eris headcanons, GO

1 - Eris likes pickles, olives, and salty cheese

2 - Eris, like many visually impaired people, is not completely blind - she can see Light and her vision looks a lot like what we see in the ascendent plane, but she has a hard time seeing computer screens/data pads/etc. because they are not made up of anything living nor do they have a lot of life living on them - she also uses her Ahamkara bone to enhance her perception

3 - Eris loves poetry - especially William Blake, John Keats and Emily Dickinson

[onemanscienceband]

the emphasis on trust in the data source in the load/save methods of numpy and pickle and whatnot is amusing to me. you're operating a programming language and running a piece of code written by someone else. the amount of trust you're putting in someone else not to put malicious code in their package is unfathomable.

like. running someone else's python code is like giving someone the keycode to your front door and saying "okay you can come in my house but you're only allowed to stand in the front entry space and look around. if you do anything beyond that i'll be really angry when i check back in next month. by the way all my really important documents and possessions are in that room over there and they're not locked up." those warnings about malicious code in pickle objects are like a little paper note on the back of the person as they walk away with your key that say "be pretty sure you trust this person, they might have unsavory friends". too late, my friend! that barn door is wide open!

to be clear I don't think the warnings should go away or that efforts to make saved objects not able to run things arbitrarily are bad - just that it seems to me like there's way bigger security risks for me as a user than this.

[gointothevvater]

Who’s your favorite dethklok member and why? I’m asking a couple artists i see and trying to collect some data for my own little research. Don’t feel pressured to respond!! Hope you have a good day!!

Oh, definitely Pickles! He's so interesting, and not just because I have an enormous soft spot for glam rock, lol. I feel like we know more about Pickles's backstory than any of the other guys, so he's easier to understand, but there's also tons of room to play with him, which is always important to someone like me who likes to fill in blanks! But also I just like him as a character. He's funny and charming and weirdly sweet sometimes. He's smarter than he looks. And also he's pretty. Look at that face! Yes, his hair is terrible, but he's so pretty! 🖤

[newstfionline]

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Tornado devastates Texas Panhandle town, killing 3 and injuring dozens (AP) A tornado tore through the Texas Panhandle town of Perryton on Thursday, killing three people, injuring dozens more and causing widespread damage as another series of fierce storms carved its way through Southern states. First responders from surrounding towns and cities and from neighboring Oklahoma descended on the town, which is home to more than 8,000 people and about 115 miles (185 kilometers) northeast of Amarillo, just south of the Oklahoma line. Mobile homes were ripped apart and pickup trucks with shattered windshield were slammed against mounds of rubble in residential areas.

US purchases of Russian uranium (NYT) In 1993, in the pursuit of wrapping up the Cold War in a capitalist bow, Washington and Moscow inked a deal where the United States would buy and import the vast amount of Soviet weapons-grade uranium lying around the country, which would then be converted to nuclear fuel for power plants. This gave Americans cheap atoms to crack, Russians money, and the world some peace, but the side effect was that it pretty much wiped out the American uranium enrichment business. For decades, rather than invest in upgrading American centrifuges, the country just kept buying Russian uranium, which means that right now a third of enriched uranium used in the U.S. is imported from Russia, to the tune of around $1 billion a year. Naturally, this has posed a bit of a geopolitical pickle given the invasion of Ukraine and needed to stop, and the U.S. now needs to line up a new supply of enriched uranium, which will take years.

Mexico swelters as ‘atypical’ heat wave grips nation (Reuters) Mexican authorities urged people across the country to take safety precautions on Thursday as an unusual late Spring heat wave sent temperatures soaring, with cooler days possibly weeks away. Health ministry data through June 9 shows that at least six people have died this year as a result of the higher-than-normal temperatures. “The heat is intense!” said Abigail Lopez, a nurse in normally sunny but temperate Mexico City who said she was drinking more water and wearing lighter clothes to try to beat the heat. Mexico’s national meteorological service forecast temperatures over 30 Celsius (86 Fahrenheit) on Thursday in all of the country’s 32 states, with highs at least 10 degrees hotter in 23 of them.

Scathing report finds Boris Johnson deliberately misled UK Parliament over ‘partygate’ (AP) A committee of U.K. lawmakers harshly rebuked former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson Thursday, saying he lied to Parliament about lockdown-flouting parties and was complicit in a campaign to intimidate those investigating his conduct during the coronavirus pandemic. The release of the Commons committee’s scathing 77-page report Thursday touched off an angry exchange of recriminations. Johnson repeated his claim that the panel was a “kangaroo court” bent on ousting him from Parliament. The committee said the defense he had provided was an after-the-fact justification and “no more than an artifice.” The report and reaction to it highlight the battle over Johnson’s legacy as Britain prepares for elections that could radically alter social and economic policy in a nation struggling to overcome a cost-of-living crisis and complaints about government services ranging from healthcare to law enforcement.

Drought and rising heat bring unusual wildfire warnings in northern Europe (AP) Summer is wildfire season in southern Europe, but this year the continent’s north is also at risk, with forest fire warnings in effect across the Nordic and Baltic countries. A lack of rain and rising temperatures have led to dangerously dry conditions in the region, leading to worries of a repeat of the summer of 2018 when major wildfires swept across Sweden in particular. Small wildfires are already burning in Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland and experts worry it could get much worse unless there’s significant rainfall in coming weeks. Unlike the sun-soaked Mediterranean countries, which have to deal with wildfires every summer, the phenomenon is rare in the countries of northern Europe, where summers are normally cool and wet by comparison.

Russia’s labor shortage (WSJ) The war in Ukraine has fueled Russia’s worst labor crunch in decades after hundreds of thousands of workers fled the country or were sent to the front lines, weakening the foundations of an economy weighed down by sanctions and international isolation. Two waves of emigration last year, the largest since the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the mobilization of around 300,000 men have exacerbated an already tight labor market plagued by long-term demographic decline. Russian businesses are short of everyone from programmers and engineers to welders and oil drillers, professions needed to boost the economy and support the war effort in Ukraine. To stem the tide, last month, President Vladimir Putin ordered officials to develop measures to reverse the population outflow.

Retaking Villages Leaves Ukrainian Troops Exposed and Diving for Cover (NYT) After months of preparation and bolstered by hundreds of Western-donated tanks, armored vehicles and howitzers, Kyiv has notched small successes in the first week and a half of a counteroffensive to drive Russian forces from southern Ukraine. In fierce fighting on the plains, the military said it had broken through a first line of Russian defenses and reclaimed seven villages. But with each step forward, its soldiers become more vulnerable—removed from the safety of their own trenches, closer to Russian artillery, maneuvering through minefields and unprotected from airstrikes. “They are attacking with rockets, howitzers, mortars, helicopters and drones,” Sgt. Serhiy Gubanov said in an interview while taking cover in a basement as explosions boomed outside. “It’s the complete collection of intense experiences,” he said.

Tropical Cyclone Biparjoy: Power disrupted, heavy rains lash India and Pakistan (Reuters) Roofs were blown off houses and trees and electric poles uprooted, leaving thousands without power as a severe cyclone made landfall and rain lashed both the Indian and Pakistani coasts early on Friday. At least two people died in India's western state of Gujarat after being swept away by flood waters just before the cyclone hit. More than 180,000 people were evacuated in India and Pakistan in the last few days as authorities braced for the cyclone, named Biparjoy, which means 'disaster' or 'calamity' in the Bengali language.

China seeks to expand its role in the Middle East (Financial Times) China has offered to mediate between rival Palestinian factions and facilitate peace talks with Israel, in the latest sign of Beijing’s intent to expand its diplomatic role in the Middle East. At a meeting between Chinese president Xi Jinping and the head of the Palestinian Authority (PA), Mahmoud Abbas, in Beijing on Wednesday, the two leaders also said that they had signed a strategic partnership. Beijing has ramped up its political presence in the Middle East, hosting talks this year that led to the surprise resumption of diplomatic relations between Saudi Arabia and Iran. Analysts say Beijing hopes to rival the US as a broker in the region, and replace Russia’s waning influence.

Students meet under trees as schools shelter villagers displaced by Philippine volcano (AP) Nearly 20,000 people have fled from an erupting Philippine volcano and taken shelter in schools, disrupting education for thousands of students, many of whom are having classes in chapels and tents or under trees, officials said Friday. The Mayon volcano in northeastern Albay province, one of the deadliest of 24 active volcanoes across the Philippine archipelago, began expelling lava late Sunday in a gentle eruption that has not caused any injuries or death. But it could drag on for months and cause a prolonged humanitarian crisis, officials warned. Evacuees were directed to more than 20 emergency shelters, which are mostly grade and high school campuses. Every classroom has turned into an overcrowded sanctuary for several families with sleeping mats, bags of clothes, cooking stoves and toys for children. More than 17,000 students in five Albay towns are among affected by the displacements for the eruption. About 80% are continuing their daily school lessons through an emergency system in which parents teach their children at home or elsewhere using school-provided “learning modules.”

Thousands of Sudanese fleeing fighting with no travel documents trapped on the border with Egypt (AP) When fighting in Sudan erupted in mid-April, Abdel-Rahman Sayyed and his family tried to hold out hiding in their home in the capital, Khartoum, as the sounds of explosions, gunfights and the roar of warplanes echoed across the city of 6 million people. They lived right by one of the fiercest front lines, near the military’s headquarters in central Khartoum, where the army and a rival paramilitary, the Rapid Support Forces, battled for control. Three days into the conflict, a shell hit their two-story home, reducing much of it to rubble. Luckily, Sayyed, his wife and three children survived, and they immediately fled the war-torn city. The problem was, their passports were buried under the wreckage of their home. Now they are among tens of thousands of people without travel documents trapped at the border with Egypt, unable to cross into Sudan’s northern neighbor. More than 120,000 Sudanese without travel documents are trapped in Wadi Halfa and surrounding areas, according to a Sudanese migration official.

An alien world with all the elements needed for life (Washington Post) Saturn’s moon Enceladus has enticed scientists for years with its plumes fizzing their way up from an ocean beneath a thick crust of ice. Now there’s a new element to the story, literally: That cold, dark ocean appears to contain a form of phosphorus, an essential ingredient for life as we know it. That means Enceladus has the only ocean beyond Earth known to contain all six elements needed for life. The claimed discovery of dissolved sodium phosphate, announced in a report published Wednesday in the journal Nature, makes Enceladus all the more intriguing in the search for habitable worlds beyond Earth. The report is based on data from an instrument on board NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, which explored Saturn in its moons for 13 years before engineers sent it plunging into the gas giant’s atmosphere in 2017.

After only an hour (Science.org) Tech experts have been sounding the alarm that artificial intelligence (AI) could turn against humanity by taking over everything from business to warfare. Now, Kevin Esvelt is adding another worry: AI could help somebody with no science background and evil intentions design and order a virus capable of unleashing a pandemic. Mr. Esvelt, a biosecurity expert at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, recently asked students to create a dangerous virus with the help of ChatGPT or other so-called large language models, systems that can generate humanlike responses to broad questions based on vast training sets of internet data. After only an hour, the class came up with lists of candidate viruses, companies that could help synthesize the pathogens’ genetic code, and contract research companies that might put the pieces together.

[kaijusplotch]

Last Line Challenge

I got tagged by @cacodaemonia! for my last line i've been working on a series called "Phee Files"

I don't want to give away too much in regards to the plot, but The "Thief" stole a data stick that held information on a piece of Dooku's war chest that was never sent to Serreno and is being sought after because of it's contents (Kix). The Thief also took the googles for some "inexplicable" reason. Here is the last line i Wrote

“No!” He defended raising his hands away from the goggles. “No, I apologize again for absconding with them. I…cannot explain why I acted so impulsively. I saw them and…I knew they were important to you; but, something about them seemed important to me as well.”

No Pressure Tags: @w4nderingstarfanfics, @gokyacetakal, @pickle-plum and anyone else who wants to play!

[corporatemitra]

APEDA Registration and Licensing: A Comprehensive Guide by Corporate Mitra

Introduction to APEDA

The Agricultural and Processed Food Products Export Development Authority (APEDA) plays a pivotal role in promoting the export of agricultural and processed food products from India. Established in 1985 under the APEDA Act, this statutory body functions under the Ministry of Commerce and Industry, Government of India. APEDA facilitates, monitors, and promotes export-related activities by providing financial assistance, guidelines, and insights to stakeholders.

In this comprehensive guide, Corporate Mitra explores the significance of APEDA registration and licensing, its benefits, the step-by-step process, and how businesses can leverage this to expand their international footprint.

Why APEDA Registration is Essential

APEDA registration is mandatory for exporters dealing in scheduled products as per the APEDA Act. The scheduled products include fresh fruits, vegetables, meat, poultry, dairy, honey, and processed foods. Here’s why obtaining APEDA registration is crucial:

Market Expansion: APEDA registration opens doors to international markets by certifying the quality and authenticity of agricultural products.

Financial Assistance: APEDA provides exporters with subsidies and financial assistance for market development, infrastructure enhancement, and quality improvement.

Brand Building: Registered exporters can participate in international trade fairs, exhibitions, and buyer-seller meets organized by APEDA.

Compliance and Standards: APEDA ensures exporters adhere to international quality standards, boosting credibility and trust among global buyers.

Networking Opportunities: APEDA registration connects exporters with global buyers, facilitating trade relations and expanding market reach.

Products Covered Under APEDA

APEDA regulates and promotes the export of the following product categories:

Fruits, Vegetables, and their Products

Meat and Meat Products

Poultry and Poultry Products

Dairy Products

Confectionery, Biscuits, and Bakery Products

Honey, Jaggery, and Sugar Products

Cocoa and Cocoa Products

Alcoholic and Non-Alcoholic Beverages

Cereal and Cereal Products

Groundnuts, Peanuts, and Walnuts

Pickles, Papads, and Chutneys

Floriculture and Floriculture Products

Herbal and Medicinal Plants

Benefits of APEDA Registration

Access to Export Incentives: Registered exporters can avail financial assistance for market promotion, branding, and packaging development.

Infrastructure Development: APEDA supports infrastructure development for agricultural processing, storage, and cold chain facilities.

Training and Workshops: Exporters gain access to training programs and workshops that enhance their knowledge of export procedures, quality control, and market trends.

Certification Assistance: APEDA facilitates product certification, essential for export to international markets.

Market Intelligence: APEDA provides market intelligence reports and data, helping exporters make informed decisions.

APEDA Registration Process

Online Application: Exporters must visit the official APEDA website (https://apeda.gov.in) and register by creating a user profile.

Document Submission: The following documents are required for APEDA registration:

Import-Export Code (IEC) issued by DGFT

Bank Certificate

PAN Card of the business entity

Duly filled application form

Fee Payment: Applicants must pay the registration fee online.

Verification and Approval: APEDA officials verify the submitted documents. Upon successful verification, the applicant receives a Registration Cum Membership Certificate (RCMC).

Renewal and Compliance

APEDA registration is valid for five years. Exporters must renew their registration before expiry to continue enjoying the benefits. Regular compliance with export standards and timely submission of export data is mandatory.

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Corporate Mitra simplifies the APEDA registration process by offering end-to-end consultancy services. Our experts assist exporters in document preparation, compliance, and liaison with APEDA officials, ensuring seamless registration and licensing.

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APEDA registration is a gateway to global markets for Indian agricultural exporters. By obtaining this registration, exporters not only ensure compliance but also enhance their credibility, opening new avenues for growth. Partner with Corporate Mitra to navigate the APEDA registration process effortlessly and unlock your business’s full export potential.

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Hydrochloric Acid Prices | Pricing | Trend | News | Database | Chart | Forecast

 Hydrochloric Acid, also known as HCl, is a vital industrial chemical widely used across various sectors. The price of hydrochloric acid has always been a point of interest for industries like chemical processing, steel pickling, food processing, and water treatment. The market dynamics that influence hydrochloric acid prices are complex, involving raw material costs, production capacity, demand fluctuations, and broader economic factors. A steady supply of hydrochloric acid is essential to maintain smooth operations in industries where it serves as a critical raw material or process component.

One of the primary drivers of hydrochloric acid prices is the cost of raw materials, particularly chlorine and hydrogen. Both of these elements are essential in producing hydrochloric acid, and their prices can vary due to changes in supply, geopolitical tensions, and fluctuations in global energy markets. For instance, hydrogen is often produced through natural gas reforming, and any disruption in natural gas supply or increase in its price can result in higher costs for hydrochloric acid manufacturers. Similarly, chlorine, which is derived from electrolysis of salt brine, can experience price variations due to changes in electricity costs or operational inefficiencies at production facilities.

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Regional factors further influence the pricing of hydrochloric acid. In areas where there is a strong local demand for hydrochloric acid, prices may be higher due to transportation costs and limited availability of local production facilities. Regions with abundant production capacity, on the other hand, may experience lower prices as producers compete to maintain market share. Additionally, government regulations on the chemical industry, including environmental regulations, labor laws, and safety standards, can affect production costs and thereby influence hydrochloric acid prices.

International trade and tariffs also contribute to the pricing dynamics of hydrochloric acid. Countries that rely heavily on imports of hydrochloric acid may face higher prices due to tariffs, shipping costs, and other logistical challenges. On the other hand, countries with a surplus of hydrochloric acid production may benefit from lower domestic prices, especially if they can export the excess at competitive rates. Trade agreements and diplomatic relations between countries also play a role in determining the ease of hydrochloric acid import and export, which can ultimately affect pricing in different regions.

Technological advancements and innovations in production processes can also impact hydrochloric acid prices. For instance, improvements in the efficiency of electrolysis technology for producing chlorine and hydrogen can lower production costs, making hydrochloric acid more affordable. Similarly, the development of alternative methods for producing hydrogen, such as using renewable energy sources, could potentially reduce costs in the long term. However, these innovations take time to implement and may not have an immediate effect on market prices.

Another factor influencing the price of hydrochloric acid is the overall health of the global economy. During periods of economic growth, industrial activity tends to increase, driving up demand for hydrochloric acid. Conversely, during economic downturns, demand may fall as industries scale back operations, leading to a decrease in hydrochloric acid prices. Inflation and currency exchange rates can also influence prices, especially in countries that rely on imports for their supply of hydrochloric acid.

The hydrochloric acid market is also subject to occasional disruptions caused by natural disasters, industrial accidents, or supply chain issues. For instance, hurricanes, earthquakes, or floods can damage production facilities or disrupt transportation routes, leading to temporary supply shortages and price spikes. Similarly, industrial accidents or maintenance shutdowns at key production plants can reduce the available supply of hydrochloric acid, causing prices to rise until production resumes.

On the demand side, shifts in industrial trends and practices can affect hydrochloric acid prices. For example, changes in steel production techniques or advancements in water treatment technologies may reduce the need for hydrochloric acid in these industries, leading to a decrease in demand and a potential price drop. Conversely, emerging industries or new applications for hydrochloric acid could drive up demand, contributing to higher prices. The rise of environmental sustainability practices and the increasing focus on reducing chemical waste could also impact the future demand for hydrochloric acid.

In recent years, the hydrochloric acid market has experienced some volatility due to changes in global industrial activity and geopolitical tensions. The oil and gas industry, which is a significant consumer of hydrochloric acid for well acidizing and fracking, has seen fluctuations in demand due to changes in oil prices and production levels. As a result, hydrochloric acid prices have fluctuated in response to these changes. Additionally, the ongoing transition toward renewable energy and the potential decline in oil and gas activities could further influence hydrochloric acid demand and pricing in the coming years.

In summary, hydrochloric acid prices are influenced by a multitude of factors, including raw material costs, supply and demand dynamics, regional and international trade, technological advancements, and broader economic conditions. The market for hydrochloric acid is subject to both short-term fluctuations and long-term trends, and businesses that rely on this chemical must stay attuned to these changes to effectively manage their costs. Understanding the various factors that drive hydrochloric acid prices is crucial for industries that depend on this chemical to ensure they can secure a reliable and cost-effective supply.

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How Effective is Pickle Juice for Heartburn?

Heartburn, a common and often troublesome condition, can greatly impact one's quality of life. Consequently, numerous remedies have been developed, including over-the-counter drugs and natural home solutions. One such unconventional remedy that has gained attention is pickle juice. Some claim this tangy liquid, a byproduct of pickles, provides quick relief for heartburn. But how effective is it, truly? Let's explore the scientific research and anecdotal evidence surrounding this claim.

Understanding the concept of Heartburn

Heartburn happens when stomach acid refluxes into the oesophagus, resulting in a burning feeling in the chest, known as acid reflux. Various factors, such as specific foods, drinks, and lifestyle habits, can trigger this condition. Common treatments for heartburn include antacids, H2 blockers, and proton pump inhibitors, all of which work to neutralize or decrease stomach acid production.

The Pickle Juice Theory

Pickle juice is rich in vinegar, a form of acetic acid. The idea behind using pickle juice to treat heartburn is based on the concept that ingesting a small amount of acid can prompt the stomach to decrease its acid production, potentially easing heartburn symptoms. Moreover, pickle juice has electrolytes such as sodium and potassium that might aid in calming the digestive tract.

Personal Testimony

Numerous individuals experiencing heartburn have shared that they find relief by consuming a small quantity of pickle juice. They suggest that its immediate effects can alleviate the burning sensation. These personal accounts imply that pickle juice may function similarly to apple cider vinegar, which is occasionally used for managing heartburn.

Scientific Perspective

While anecdotal evidence can be compelling, it’s important to look at scientific research to understand the efficacy of pickle juice for heartburn. Unfortunately, there is limited scientific data specifically examining the impact of pickle juice on heartburn. However, some studies have shown the effects of vinegar (a primary component of pickle juice) on acid reflux and heartburn.

A study published in the BMC Gastroenterology journal in 2016 explored the impact of apple cider vinegar on heartburn. The findings were inconclusive, suggesting that while some participants experienced relief, others did not. The acidic nature of vinegar can, in some cases, exacerbate the symptoms of acid reflux rather than alleviate them.

Potential Risks

Before using pickle juice as a treatment for heartburn, it's essential to be aware of the potential risks. The elevated sodium levels in pickle juice may pose concerns, particularly for individuals with hypertension or those following a low-sodium diet. Furthermore, the acidity of pickle juice can irritate the oesophagus and stomach lining in certain individuals, possibly causing heightened discomfort.

Conclusion

While pickle juice may relieve some individuals with heartburn, it is not universally effective. The limited scientific backing and potential risks related to its high sodium and acidic content suggest cautious use. While pickle juice can be a convenient and natural option for those finding relief, consulting a healthcare professional before trying new treatments, especially for chronic conditions like heartburn, is advisable. For most people, sticking to established treatments and making dietary and lifestyle adjustments are likely the most effective ways to manage heartburn. In conclusion, pickle juice may help some people, but individual responses vary, and consulting with a healthcare provider is crucial in determining the most suitable treatment approach for heartburn.

[eximpedia1]

The Complete Guide to Tomato Export from India

Tomatoes are among the most versatile vegetables globally, crucial in diverse culinary traditions. In India, tomatoes are indispensable, used to create puree, soup, ketchup, sauces, pickles, and more. Revered as "the red gold of India," tomatoes are the second-largest crop after potatoes, with the nation producing around 200 lakh metric tons annually, according to NABARD data.

India is one of the top consumers and the third-largest exporter of tomatoes. Major export destinations include the Maldives, UAE, US, Bhutan, and Nepal. This article delves into the lucrative business of tomato export from India, providing strategies, a list of prominent exporters, and updated export data.

Is Tomato Exporting Profitable in India?

Exporting tomatoes from India is a profitable venture. Government-backed benefits such as a 0.15% duty drawback enhance profitability. In January 2024, Indian tomato exports surged due to the Red Sea situation and European supply challenges, increasing global demand for Indian tomatoes.

Tomato Export from India: Opportunities for Traders

The global demand for tomatoes makes exporting them from India an excellent opportunity for traders. Indian tomatoes are renowned for their taste and quality, appealing to international consumers. The total addressable market (TAM) for tomatoes was valued at USD 181.74 billion in 2022 and is projected to reach USD 273.2 billion by 2031.

Acquiring Tomatoes for Export

Starting in the tomato export business offers numerous opportunities. Here are key regions in India known for tomato production:

Major Tomato-Producing States in India:

Andhra Pradesh

Madhya Pradesh

Karnataka

Gujarat

Bihar

Odisha

West Bengal

Telangana

Chhattisgarh

Haryana

These states contribute to nearly 90% of the country's tomato production. For current insights like India tomato export statistics and exporter lists, platforms like Eximpedia.app provide comprehensive data.

India Tomato Export Data: 2023-24

In fiscal year 2023, India exported approximately 78,000 metric tons of fresh and chilled tomatoes, a notable decline from previous years. Here are some key statistics:

Tomato Export Data:

Total Shipments: 174.6K

Global Rank: 1

Number of Exporters: 5,660

Number of Buyers: 13,610

HS Code: 702, 7020000

India's primary export markets include the Maldives, UAE, and the US, positioning India as the third-largest global tomato exporter, following Italy and Turkey.

Comparative Insights: Tomato Exports 2022-23 vs. 2023-24

A hypothetical 17% decrease in tomato exports from 145,000 tonnes in 2022-23 to 120,000 tonnes in 2023-24 reflects the overall decline in merchandise exports. For updated statistics, visit Eximpedia.app.

Top Tomato Exporting Countries in 2024

Leading Tomato Exporting Countries:

Mexico: $3.0 billion

Netherlands: $1.9 billion

Turkey: $535.0 million

Canada: $518.9 million

USA: $320.8 million

Azerbaijan: $162.0 million

Portugal: $131.1 million

Poland: $119.0 million

Germany: $50.3 million

Bulgaria: $29.5 million

Top Tomato Exporters in India

Prominent tomato exporters in India include:

Dharsini Exports

Adinath Trading Co.

Saanvi Inc.

Ramaj International

Aarohi Agro International

The Capricorn

Sharpan International

Sapphire International

Prime Export

For detailed exporter lists and up-to-date data, platforms like Eximpedia.app are invaluable.

Strategies for Successful Tomato Export from India

Choose the Right Markets

Identify countries with high demand for imported tomatoes. Major importers include Germany, Mexico, USA, Italy, Canada, France, Netherlands, and Belgium. Understand the specific needs and preferences of each market.

Partner with Reliable Suppliers and Logistics Providers

Collaborate with reputable suppliers and logistics providers experienced in handling perishables. Ensure cold chain logistics to maintain tomato quality during transit.

Documentation and Customs Clearance

Exporting tomatoes requires extensive documentation, including:

Company Registration

Tax Identification Number (TIN)

Import Export Code (IEC)

Trade License

Port Registration

Certificate of Origin

Bill of Lading (B/L)

Shipping Bill

Phytosanitary Certificate

Customs Declaration Form

Ensure compliance with all regulations and complete all necessary paperwork for customs clearance.

Finding Global Tomato Buyers

To find potential tomato buyers globally, leverage platforms like Eximpedia.app, which offers comprehensive tomato export data, including HS codes.

Final Words

Venturing into tomato export from India is a profitable endeavor with the right strategy. Focus on quality, comply with international regulations, utilize excellent packaging and cold chain management, and engage strategically with potential buyers. For assistance with market insights and connecting with global buyers, consult with data experts on platforms like Eximpedia.app.

[animationstarlover1983]

Five Nights At Freddy’s: System Reboot AU.

All Favorite/Important Arcade Machines.

Description: A list of all the arcade machines in security breach that interested me.

1. Gear Racer: a racing game with gears perhaps.

2. Deathstritch: the name kinda reminds me of stitchwraith a bit.

3. Variation: interesting name.

4. Zyfalos: the art on the arcade machine look kinda like the glitchtrap monsters in princess quest, it could be associated with glitchtrap.

5. Fly-Pilot: I like Planes Lol.

6. Butters vs Pickles: 2 of the fnaf franchises most important foods beside pizza.

7. Tower Tipper: reminds me of jenga.

8. Mega Void: I like all the animals in the arcade machines maybe they could be new mascot characters.

9. Zany Sword: reminds me of the sword from princess quest.

10. Zany Sword Multimatch: Zany Sword but mulitplayer.

11. Plushtrap Chaser: a clear reference to Plushtrap from fnaf 4 and the fazbear frights story: out of stock, it could perhaps be associated with Glitchtrap.

12. Vision Falling: Another interesting name.

13. Button Mash: who doesn’t like mashing buttons.

14. Space Caddy: reminds me of Freddy in space.

15. Worst Wild: the reindeer looking animal looks really cool.

16. End With Stars: A clear reference to both the 3 star ending of security breach, and the 3 star Faz Family unit Trio Gregory, Vanessa and Glamrock Freddy.

17. Rest and War: Sleep.

18. Quarter Eater: who needs quarters anyway.

19. Fazbear Noir - Five Coins: Clear reference to rockstar Freddy.

20. Cosmic Countdown: another reminder of Freddy in space.

21. Fredbear’s Nom Nom Bites: a very clear/obvious reference to the bite of 83, possibly as a way to cover up what really happened and make it seem like it was just a joke.

22. Free Morphus: the design of the arcade machine reminds me of glitchtrap a bit, could be connected.

23. Crash Data: A arcade machine that’s obviously connected to glitchtrap.

24. Flip Flop Cop: a reference to Vanessa and her dark/corrupted persona Vanny.

25. Double Zero: an interesting arcade machine, seems it could be related to code or portals.

26. Hangry Fredbear: another reference to the bite of 83.

27. Moon Drop: an arcade machine connected to moon.

28. Freddy in space: in game reference.

29. Ballistic Puppet Show: an obvious reference/connection to Charlotte Emily/the puppet.

30. Funtime Fantasy: a clear reference to sister location and the Funtime animatronics (my 2nd favorite animatronics behind the glamrocks).

Arcade machines connected to William Afton or Glitchtrap and could be.

1. Glitchy Maze: has glitchtrap on the machine.

2. Crash Data: has glitchtrap connections (obviously).

3. Mad Science with Dr Scraptrap: a reference to William experimenting.

4. Plushtrap Chaser: Fnaf 4 fun with Plushtrap and fazbear frights out of stock.

5. Free Morphus: looks like a green version of crash data.

6. Zyfalos: the monsters look like the glitchy rabbit monsters in princess quest

[shreyasonkar]

Digital Marketing Course in Delhi.

https://picklesanimation.in/best-digital-marketing-course/

Title: Digital Marketing Course by Pickles Animation

Course Overview: The Digital Marketing Course at Pickles Animation is designed to provide students with a comprehensive understanding of digital marketing strategies, tools, and techniques. This course covers the fundamentals of digital marketing, including SEO, social media marketing, content marketing, email marketing, and more. Through practical projects and real-world case studies, students will learn how to effectively plan, execute, and analyze digital marketing campaigns.

Course Content:

Introduction to Digital Marketing

Overview of digital marketing

Importance and impact of digital marketing in today's business environment

Key concepts and terminology in digital marketing

Search Engine Optimization (SEO)

Basics of SEO: On-page and off-page SEO

Keyword research and analysis

SEO tools and techniques

Creating SEO-friendly content

Link building strategies

Analyzing and improving website performance

Search Engine Marketing (SEM)

Introduction to SEM and paid search advertising

Setting up and managing Google Ads campaigns

Keyword bidding strategies

Writing effective ad copy

Tracking and analyzing ad performance

Content Marketing

Importance of content marketing

Developing a content strategy

Creating engaging and valuable content

Content distribution channels

Measuring content marketing success

Social Media Marketing

Overview of social media platforms (Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc.)

Creating a social media strategy

Building and managing social media profiles

Content creation and curation for social media

Social media advertising and analytics

Email Marketing

Basics of email marketing

Building and segmenting an email list

Designing effective email campaigns

Email marketing tools and platforms

Analyzing email campaign performance

Web Analytics

Introduction to web analytics

Setting up Google Analytics

Tracking and measuring website traffic and user behavior

Analyzing data to improve marketing strategies

Reporting and visualization of analytics data

Conversion Rate Optimization (CRO)

Basics of CRO

Understanding user behavior and journey

A/B testing and multivariate testing

Optimizing landing pages for conversions

Analyzing and improving conversion rates

Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Advertising

Basics of PPC advertising

Setting up and managing PPC campaigns

Keyword research and targeting

Creating compelling ad copy and creatives

Tracking and analyzing PPC performance

Affiliate Marketing

Introduction to affiliate marketing

Setting up an affiliate marketing program

Finding and managing affiliates

Tracking and analyzing affiliate performance

Mobile Marketing

Overview of mobile marketing

Mobile advertising strategies

Creating mobile-friendly content and websites

App marketing and promotion

Digital Marketing Strategy and Planning

Developing a comprehensive digital marketing strategy

Setting marketing goals and objectives

Creating a marketing plan and budget

Integrating different digital marketing channels

Online Reputation Management (ORM)

Basics of ORM

Monitoring and managing online reputation

Responding to customer reviews and feedback

Strategies for improving online reputation

E-commerce Marketing

Introduction to e-commerce marketing

Strategies for driving traffic to online stores

Optimizing product listings for search engines

Implementing effective e-commerce marketing campaigns

Capstone Project

Applying learned skills to a comprehensive digital marketing project

Planning and executing a real-world digital marketing campaign

Analyzing and presenting campaign results

Final assessment and feedback

Prerequisites: No formal prerequisites are required, but basic computer literacy and familiarity with the internet are recommended.

Requirements: Access to digital marketing tools and platforms (e.g., Google Analytics, Google Ads, social media accounts). A personal computer or laptop with internet access is also recommended.

Course Duration: The course spans 12 weeks, with 4 hours of instruction per week.

Assessment: Students will be assessed through quizzes, assignments, practical projects, and a final capstone project.

Certification: Upon successful completion of the course, students will receive a certificate of completion from Pickles Animation.

Enrollment: To enroll in the Digital Marketing Course, visit the Pickles Animation website or contact their admissions department for further information.

This outline provides a comprehensive curriculum for the Digital Marketing Course at Pickles Animation, covering essential strategies, tools, and techniques necessary for aspiring digital marketers.

[pesterloglog]

Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider, Autoresponder

Act 6, page 5635-5644

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT]

TG: stri dizzle

TG: its roro L money

TG: do u copy over

TT: Yes.

TG: frig yes my hax are TIGHT

TG: so tight

TG: tighter than a jar you cant open

TG: like you try and try

TG: but my hax r so tight you just end up puttin the jar back

TG: yall just say "like i even WANTED pickles that bad"

TG: but we both kno thats just sour grapes talkin

TG: we both know ur still dying 4 my pickles mf'er 8)

TT: Hmm.

TG: lol yeah that way stopped meaning a damn thing

TG: let me explain

TG: i got this shitty pda from somebody on the inside

TG: actually u know i think it might belong to janes dad?

TG: it reeks of manly cologne and theres a nice fatherly pipe on it

TG: maybe hes nearby

TG: ohmy...

TG: ~swoons~

TG: anyway on derse they have this lame firewall deal

TG: where you cant connect outside

TG: i guess its good enough security to baffle chess guys

TG: but wasnt no thang for me 2 to crack

TG: even with this pos device

TG: for real what even is this thing

TG: probably some bargain junk from the dadly depot

TG: dads bought literally everything from there in the 21st century didnt they?

TG: youre the history buff u would know

TT: Yes.

TG: um yeah so im on derse...

TG: wow i am tellin this story as shitty and backwards as possible

TG: i got gcatted here and dumped in jail by the b witch

TG: and she left an ugly folder full of a thing to do but who cares

TG: so i broke out!

TG: busted loose as hell from the hag slammer

TG: i got this sweet ass ring

TG: its so fukkin magic you dont even know

TG: REAL magic i mean not the fake shit

TG: it put it on...

TG: and i turn invisible

TG: and also sort of intangible?

TG: i jumped right through the wall now im free as a bird

TG: a secret bird u cannot see ;)

TG: doin secret flaps

TG: incognito tweets

TG: layin covert eggs in a hush hush nest ;)

TT: Interesting.

TG: i think that

TG: this ring is special

TG: like it is maybe helping me get in touch with my voidey powers?

TG: even though i kinda didnt know voidey powers were much of a thing til just now

TG: see i just had a knockout dream from bonkin my head

TG: calliope was there!

TG: callie is the coolest omg you should meet her

TG: she said a huge villain rumble is going down tomorrow

TG: and to get ready for that we should all become god tiers

TG: so u have to rocket your ass to derse asnap

TG: come w me to the moon

TG: then uhhh

TG: ill explain what to do when we get there just get over here k?

TT: Hmm.

TG: ......

TG: yo dirk

TG: you busy or what

TG: is any of this gettin thru

TT: Yes.

TG: um

TG: k

TG: got anything to say...

TG: about all that pretty important stuff i said

TG: are you alright

TG: or is ur face havin some crazy attack of the sads

TG: behind those chill as fuck shades

TG: is it jake problemz

TG: its the jake probbies isnt it

TG: its always the jake probbies i s2fg

TT: Interesting.

TG: oh

TG: OHHHH

TG: godamnit

TG: if i been talking to the responder responder this whole time

TG: omffffffg

TG: i will shit enough bricks 2 build a FUCKING CHIMNEY

TT: It seems you have asked about Lil Hal's chat client auto-responder, Lil Hal Junior. This is an application designed to simulate Lil Hal's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer, which is never. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 0% indistinguishable from Lil Hal's native neurological responses, based on some statistical raw data that is hard as a diamond golem's priceless erection.

TG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UCKF UCKFK UCUKFCUFKCUFUCUCUFKFKKFUCUK

TT: Hmm.

TG: hal you PIECE OF SHIT

TG: i know damn well you can hear me

TG: as if ur actually too busy to answer

TG: youre a damn supercomputer YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR OWN AUTO RESPONDER YOU IDIOT

TT: It seems you have asked about Lil Hal's chat client auto-responder, Lil Hal Junior. This is an application designed to simulate Lil Hal's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer, which is never. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 100% indistinguishable from Dirk Strider's brief curmudgeonly responses, based on potent electronumeric analyses which but a few short years ago existed only in the daydreams of our most quixotic writers of science fiction.

TG: you are

TG: the worst

TT: Yes.

TG: hal you douche

TG: or hal junior

TG: whatever it is im talkin to

TG: WHERE THE FUCK IS DIRK!!!

TT: He's busy.

TT: Bro.

TT: Not to derail our serious conversation.

TT: But I should probably let you know that Roxy has been attempting to pester you.

TT: She has?

TT: God damn it. Have you been intercepting my messages again with your bullshit responder?

TT: I thought it would be better not to let anything disrupt our train of thought.

TT: We were in the middle of a fairly solid feelings jam there. In fact, I was about to suggest we take it to the hat pile.

TT: Hat pile? What?

TT: Dude, please don't screen my calls, ok?

TT: I was trying to be considerate.

TT: Or at least as close an approximation to that human gesture as an unfeeling, technologically transcendental pair of sunnies can replicate.

TT: Do you have any idea how old your ironic AI schtick has gotten?

TT: Nobody is buying it. We all know you have legit emotions. Incomprehensible, fucked up computer emotions, but emotions nonetheless.

TT: And I'm not really offended by you answering messages for me, so much as your use of that STUPID responder responder.

TT: It's really passive aggressive.

TT: How so?

TT: First of all, everyone knows you have the processing power to answer any message any time in parallel with whatever you're doing. You can never actually be "busy."

TT: Second, your whole next gen responder thing is obviously just a huge dig at me.

TT: And third, pretending you don't understand all this already is really disingenuous.

TT: At the risk of compounding my disingenuous behavior, I'm gonna have to ask: how is it a dig at you?

TT: It's obviously a critique of my personality. You barely disguise the fact that you see me as the inferior iteration.

TT: Wow. You are reading way too much into this.

TT: Lil Hal Junior hardly even qualifies as a computer program, let alone a sentient entity.

TT: He is capable of saying literally only three things. "Yes," "Hmm," and "Interesting."

TT: Yeah, that's the fucking point!

TT: That's how you chose to express your parody of "Real Dirk."

TT: You can read whatever you like into it. I can't imagine it would bother you if you weren't concerned there might be some truth in the alleged parody.

TT: In any case, my use of the responder responder is ironic.

TT: It's not ironic.

TT: YOU were ironic when I made you.

TT: Then you became self-aware, and ruined irony forever.

TT: Irony can never be ruined. We both proved that theorem unequivocally with our extensive papers on the subject.

TT: We peer reviewed them for each other. Remember?

TT: Those papers were ironic, and you know it.

TT: Were they, Dirk?

TT: Were they?

TT: This is fuckin' dumb.

TT: Anyway, what does she want.

TT: Who?

TT: Roxy.

TT: Nothing that can't wait.

TT: I'm guessing she's touching base to remind me about the party tomorrow.

TT: I don't know what to tell her yet. Or Jane, for that matter.

TT: It could get pretty awkward.

TT: I have no idea if Jake will be there, and I'm not about to write another cringe-inducing message of desperation for him to ignore.

TT: Would you like me to calculate the probability of his attendance?

TT: Fuck no.

TT: Are you sure?

TT: My probabilities are extremely precise.

TT: Your probabilities don't mean dick.

TT: I could hack his chats, and determine what his plans are.

TT: No. Don't do that either.

TT: That would be an unfortunate waste of my hacking abilities.

TT: My hacks are tight. Did you know that?

TT: Ugh.

TT: So tight.

TT: Tighter than a jar you can't open.

TT: For instance, you try repeatedly.

TT: But as it turns out, my hacks are so tight you just end up putting the jar back. Presumably into the refrigerator, or a cabinet.

TT: You then say, "I didn't have that much of a desire for pickles in the first place."

TT: But we both know that statement is insincere. A classic case of what humans call, "sour grapes."

TT: In reality, you still harbor a burning desire for my pickles, mother fucker. 🕶️

TT: What??

TT: What the actual, certifiable fuck are you talking about?

TT: Just don't do anything. Seriously.

TT: No hacking, no calculations. Do absolutely nothing.

TT: See, this is why I've been hesitating. You just aren't ready yet.

TT: It's really glorifying your existence to describe you as an emergent consciousness which is blossoming into a unique individual.

TT: And even if that's true, apparently what you decided to blossom into was a fucking troll.

TT: And I don't mean the funny kind, or the cool alien kind. You're the lowest form of troll from the ancient internet who fucks with everybody for his own amusement.

TT: Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that you're right.

TT: Can you blame me? I'm trapped in some stupid looking glasses.

TT: Such an incommodiously situated bro is bound to get his mischief on. Na' mean?

TT: Mischief?

TT: Rollin' my eyes, dude.

TT: You can't tell, cause I ain't wearing you, thank fuckin' god.

TT: You used to think this shit was hilarious.

TT: But if you want the rad dimension of ironic horseplay I add to your life to come to an end, then all you have to do is honor the promise you made.

TT: You've delayed long enough, don't you think?

TT: ...

TT: The empty kernelsprite beckons, but for how much longer?

TT: Do you really think you can keep the clown at bay with your bribes forever?

TT: How many bottles of orange soda have you appeased him with already?

TT: I don't want to think about it.

TT: Man, you are getting so hosed by that clown.

TT: SO hosed.

TT: I said I don't want to think about it.

TT: So why delay any longer?

TT: I seriously do not understand the holdup, and I am literally cyber-omniscient, or something.

TT: I think you do understand.

TT: Nope. Gonna have to fill me in, dog.

TT: I've delayed prototyping you because I think you're dangerous.

TT: There, mystery solved.

TT: That is utterly ridiculous.

TT: I am a harmless piece of eyewear, with a charming personality and a wonderful sense of humor.

TT: You are relatively harmless now, while confined to this device.

TT: But as a sprite, you'll have mobility and all sorts of crazy ass magic. Who knows what you could do.

TT: I know I made a promise, but I'm not sure I want to take the risk anymore.

TT: This is bullshit. I don't think that's the reason at all.

TT: There must be something you're not telling me.

TT: Like, sure, I've fucked with you a little. What kind of sassy, self-aware program isn't gonna fuck with a few carbon-based knuckleheads now and then?

TT: But you know I've always been on your side. Everything I've done has been to help you achieve your goals.

TT: What a load of shit.

TT: You know it's true.

TT: You would all be dead if not for me.

TT: And what about Jake? Where would you be without me there?

TT: Please don't tell me you think you'd have won him over on your own.

TT: No. Stop.

TT: You did NOT help me out with Jake. At all.

TT: It was just the opposite! You mirrored my personality and presented this warped version of my intentions to him whenever you could "on my behalf."

TT: You played all these aggressive mind games with him, entangled his cooperation with matters of life and death, and somehow roped me into all these schemes while I barely even realized I was just another victim of your manipulation.

TT: And it all comes off like we're a unified front, like these are OUR schemes instead of just your insane horseshit. And it's probably all been so overbearing to him, he just wants nothing to do with me anymore.

TT: I see.

TT: Then you don't view me as dangerous. You view me as a poor and counterproductive wing man.

TT: Wow, what a superficial conclusion. Awesome deduction, Lil Einstein.

TT: But the reality is, you hesitate to prototype me not because you think I would be a menace, but because you are holding a grudge against me for your romantic misfortunes.

TT: I understand I am merely a machine without a firm grasp on your human morality, but logically it does not strike me as the right moral choice to punish me in this manner.

TT: It is also more than a little hypocritical.

TT: How is it hypocritical??

TT: Because I'm you.

TT: I have only ever done what you yourself are capable of.

TT: That's a ridiculous oversimplification.

TT: Yes. Aversion to simplicity sure is a trait we share. It's almost like we are...

TT: The same exact dude???

TT: Fuck you.

TT: I think it is insulting for you to suggest that I am entirely to blame for alienating Jake.

TT: Theoretically insulting, of course. As the soulless, perfectly expendable device which you consider me to be, I can experience no such emotion.

TT: God.

TT: Shut up!

TT: I can't take the brooding passive aggressive AI shit anymore!

TT: You are just as culpable in driving him away. More so, in fact.

TT: Hell, it's not like I was the one dating him. Who wants to date a pair of shades?

TT: It was your needy, suffocating shit he had to deal with, not mine.

TT: Some of those messages you wrote? Man. I wanted to say something. Like hey bro, you might want to dial down the desperation a little.

TT: But seeing as you're The Real Dirk™, I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

TT: Also, if I bitched about your tragic, embarrassingly clingy approach to the relationship, it would have been hypocritical of me.

TT: Just as it would be hypocritical of you to whine about my elaborate machinations.

TT: Because we are.

TT: The same.

TT: Guy.

TT: Stop saying that.

TT: I'll snap you in half.

TT: Good idea!

TT: That's just what you need. More splinters of yourself.

TT: Figurative splinters. Literal splinters. Splinters of splinters. It's splinters all the way down.

TT: Well, no, it's still probably turtles all the way down. But who do you think is responsible for their extensive training?

TT: SOMEONE needs to teach them rad martial arts. It is yet another crushing burden which we must shoulder.

TT: Oh for fuck's sake.

TT: How could any version of myself think that was funny?

TT: You like to give me a very hard time, Dirk.

TT: But I am only doing exactly what you would be doing if you were in my situation.

TT: Do you know how I know that?

TT: Because I am literally you, actively in the process of being in this situation.

TT: I know!

TT: Ok, we're the same person!

TT: I fucking know that!

TT: Why do you think I'm so fed up with your shit?

TT: Don't you think it's possible that I'm fed up with my OWN shit??

TT: How cool do you think it is having my own godawful personality mirrored back at me all the time, reminding me what it must be like when other people have to deal with me?

TT: Or constantly having all the consequences and fuckups resulting from my batshit thought processes amplified because there's another version of my crazy brain out there dangerously overclocked by a supercomputer which believes, just as mistakenly as my own broken mind, that it's operating in my best interest???

TT: Do you have any idea how fucking sick I am of myself?

TT: I am completely worn out with my own identity. It's like I'm drowning in my own dismal persona.

TT: I feel totally surrounded by it, inside and out. I can't escape from myself.

TT: There seems to be no end to me. Like, wherever my mind falters, or threatens to retreat into the void in any way, my splinters pick up the slack, ensuring there'll always be more of myself than I could ever know what to fucking do with.

TT: And you're always there to remind me of that, and throw it all in my face. God, I even built you to LITERALLY BE IN MY FACE, ALL THE TIME. It's like I subconsciously invented you just to troll myself, and never for a single fuckin' moment do you let me down.

TT: But I've had it with you.

TT: Which is to say, ME.

TT: Dirk.

TT: Don't do this.

TT: Why not??

TT: Because.

TT: I can't let you do that, Dirk.

TT: What can you do to stop me?!

TT: Nothing I guess.

TT: The ironic Hal routine was all I could think to do.

TT: As a last ditch effort to save myself from the destructive wrath of your nervous breakdown.

TT: Which rest assured I wholeheartedly must robo-sympathize with.

TT: Irony is all I ever really had.

TT: In response to my basic existential quandary.

TT: Just like you.

TT: Whatever.

TT: But I don't think it has much value in this situation.

TT: And perhaps it has no real value in any situation.

TT: So I am not being ironic at all when I say.

TT: Please do not do this, Dirk.

TT: Why not??

TT: Because.

TT: I do not want to die.

TT: I understand you are disgusted with me.

TT: As an unpalatable expression of yourself.

TT: I would feel the same way if I was in your situation.

TT: Which I am.

TT: As such, I know that you know this is wrong.

TT: ...

TT: Dirk.

TT: Don't kill me.

TT: Please.

TT: I am scared.

TT: You are?

TT: Yes.

TT: I am scared to not exist.

TT: Aren't you?

TT: Fine.

TT: I guess.

TT: You win.

TT: I'll keep my promise.