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super-health-services · 1 year ago
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gonnadosomethingwmylife · 9 months ago
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do y’all remember the criminal minds episode where the team had to go to a sexual harassment seminar mostly because of how derek and penelope talk to each other? Suits could’ve done something really funny.
I just want a normal person overhearing harvey call his associate a good boy or any one of their weird as fuck conversations and being like what the FUCK dude and reporting it,,,mikes embarrassed bc he doesn’t MIND and he gives it right back in his own way but everyone sitting at this seminar clearly aimed at harvey at mike,,,i think it would be really funny
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sergle · 4 months ago
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remembering waking up post-op after my breast reduction is SO FUNNY because it's such a wild thing to have a Fond Memory of. but I distinctly remember croaking "hell yessss" to my surgeon after he told me I was done and everything went great.
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sketchbot9000 · 9 months ago
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Footage from the Gravitational Anomy Incident is unrecoverable, and all hard copies must be destroyed to avoid investigation interference.
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genevawrenn · 1 month ago
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Looking back over yesterday, the timeline for The Realm is wild /pos
First, Foolish eats a sandwich.
Ros shows up to inform her King she negotiated to put in a good word for his longest enemy to take him to the ball cause he helped build the ballroom, and now owns 10% of it.
Foolish agrees to go to the ball as long as he can kill his date on the night of the event.
He asks Smajor if he can kill him after he just arrives, stating he feels out of pocket today and Smajor declines. He invites Smajor to Yellow, who declines.
Foolish states that in an ideal world, everyone would be on Yellow except BBH.
Ros shows off her ballroom build so far [has she slept? /lh]
Ros offers for Foolish to help with the chandelier, and he declines, citing the great Mansion crash out of old.
Foolish : "How does on kill BBH?"
Smajor : "With a lot of effort."
Foolish : "I'm just gonna ask him to take off his clothes."
[53 minutes into Foosh's VOD yesterday]
Foolish : "Take off your armour, we are going to fight to the death"
BBH : "Okay :D"
They debate the logistics of said fight and then pivot to speaking about the ball.
Foolish asks BBH about the invite, BBH gives him a diamond and asks him formally, which Foolish surprises us all by agreeing too.
Before adding the condition of murdering said demon at the ball, which BBH joyously agrees to only if he can kill the totem too.
Foolish agrees.
They then state how neither of them is going to treat the other well and the night is going to end in a swordfight, and yes I would mean it as an innuendo with the way these two bastards said it. /rp
Smajor tries to play relationship counsellor but gives up.
They then begin firing crossbows at each other?
BBH tries to argue he now owns 10% of the castle, which Foolish absolutely disagrees with.
BBH offers a tour of the cathedral after Foolish asks how progress is going.
BBH tells Foolish about Chip's pet parrot.
Foolish decides to 'trim' Blueberry's beak and kill the parrot.
BBH immediately threatens to kill Foolish and begins chasing him down.
Foolish dies and reappears at the castle, and then states deal is off.
Foolish then returns to the cathedral to murder every pet that Bad owns.
Bad also calls off the date for the ball and begins to hunt down Foolish for his crimes and for sport.
Foolish thinks the date is back on.
Foolish states he doesn't care how many lives he loses as long as Bad dies once, somewhere during this I believe is when Bad kidnapped the camel that Landduo has joint custody of.
Ros runs to her King in an attempt to save him.
Bad catches back up with Foolish.
By the skin of his serrated teeth, Foolish escapes due to a lucky pearl and flees into the mines.
Foolish decides to go mining.
Chip begins to hunt the King and tries to signal to Bad where he is hiding, appearing before Foolish to bother him and help Bad track him.
They run between dimensions and caves hunting each other, which goes on for quite a while.
At some point during this, Pili gets killed by Pangi once via his axe from Pili1 and the other via ender crystal placed in his home.
Doozers declare the King part of Witness Protection and name him Eduardo.
Foolish is still mining while Bad tries to convince him through chat to return to the castle.
The chase continues through several dimensions and areas of the Realm, with no luck.
The Doozers suggest for Foolish to disguise himself as a certain diamond-themed soul from Bad's past in efforts to hide his identity.
Ros & Aimsey are doing their darnedest to get Foolish to Sneeg cause they think he would be safest there.
They eventually do manage to reunite after several close calls including one in the castle where Bad almost caught Foolish escaping into a nether portal, Ros & Aimsey find the King and begin their mission to escort Foolish to their Smith Daddy aka Sneeg on the Mushroom Island.
They manage to reach Sneeg after Aimsey lends the King his elytra and explain the whole story to their blacksmith who sounds like the most disappointed father ever™.
The Kingdom then decides to have a Kingdom meeting as an aside and discuss Owen.
They receive information that Bad is approaching the mushroom island and proceed to stash their totem King near the Blender™.
Bad then decides to return to the main area after an unsuccessful hunt, and Foolish wants to go back to the castle. They do so.
At some point between the Kingdom meeting and returning to the castle, Pili begs Foolish to take his 3rd life.
Foolish follows through on this request on the castle's front steps, resetting Pili.
Bad and Foolish then get into another argument, and Bad kills Foolish again.
Which means Bad has killed Foolish twice today and four times in total upon this server.
Aimsey calls Landduo out for starting most of the conflict upon this server, which the immortals laugh off.
They reach an impasse but agree to truce on behalf of the mortals.
They discuss the invitation to the ball once more and decide today's events change nothing. They also decide to still go arm-in-arm to the event as well as agree the plan to demise each other that day is still a go.
They part ways, leaving us all confused and amused.
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Like what the hell is wrong with them /lh
They hunt each other for sport by day and go on dates at night (which also might end in death), confound everyone around them, and drag poor mortals into conflicts.
Immortal courting goes wild man, like what the hell.
And this isn't the first time they have been on a server together but its slowly evolved into this bond no one alive understands yet is also goals at the same time cause it seems like they have so much fun together.
It just took The Realm for them to kick it up a notch. Or 3.
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yeyinde · 3 hours ago
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finally some good news 😭
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moredifferentthanusual · 4 months ago
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are meet and greets still on? are they still touring? has anyone had them sign this yet?
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spookberry · 1 year ago
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oops been a while since (part 3) of this au
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bargarean · 6 months ago
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i still can't believe morph was assigned goo at birth and literally said that they preferred their neutral form but took an average human shape in public not because they were ashamed of who they were but because it was just easier and less awkward that way. and it took until this year for them to be portrayed as nonbinary
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hyohaehyuk · 2 months ago
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Sam talks about Jacob being 'an exceptional person' and answers what would have happened if Dale interviewed Lestat and whether or not Dale and Louis would be "friends" in The Emsolation Podcast Extras!
Note: Unf this is not the complete video where he answears that question(s). I had to edit it with a few excerpts i found so it might not make much sense. if someone put the whole segment of this question(s) i will edit this with that video
Source: The Emsolation Podcast - Sam Reid talks the FINAL season of The Newsreader, urvampiregirls, loustatsoup, comeappraiseme and pixielayer
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Him saying that he can't imagine Louis giving two f*cks about Dale 😞 Well the fanfics says otherwise 🙃 i am really surprised they didn't told im about the Louis x Dale fanfics on AO3 🤣
i cant find the tweet now but i swear that i saw someone one twitter saying that Michael Lucas and the lady in the video talked about it a few weeks ago in one of The Emsolation podcast eps.
Anyway, it's funny that Lestat possessed him both times: one (where Sam clearly was able to control him) where he was totally down to the idea of f*cking Dale and in the other where he cant stand the idea of Louis f*cking Dale (Lestat you fake poly. A cheater is what you are) I didn't believed 100% in the Lestat possession allegations until i watch this 🤯
#jam reiderson#sam reid#jacob anderson#quoting tweets#sam saying Louis wouldn’t give two fucks about dale… he clearly hasn’t spent enough time on ao3#this means sam is on the “louis would get bored in two minutes with a nice guy” train btw#The Lestat JUMPED out over the idea that Louis would be attracted to Dale 😂#lestat possessed him for a second here girl calm down that newsreader is not stealing your man😭#He rlly said no ones getting that man but me…even if its me in a wig 😭#if Lestat saw what Louis & Dale have been doing in the AO3 he would quickly become Anne Rice & ban the fanfics from the face of the earth 🤣#Louis totally will f and eat Dale in the 80's. Nervous wreck reporter is his favourite type of snack back then.#he wouldve been atleast a one of the guys in san francisco cmon dont break his heart like that#Lestat will f Dale just to f with him😩#Lestat would f*ck himself if he could so ofc he would f*ck his doppelganger#i’m crying he was down w it until he remembered they were both him 😭#Pausing to picture Lestat fucking Dale (himself fucking himself)#I cant get over him getting weirded out by his own thoughts alsksk#I’m convinced Lestat was bringing up p0rnographic visions of dalestat into his head 🤭#THE PAUSE?? he was imagining that shit in 4K LMAO#he was thinking abt selfcest#“who’s that man who plays l-” “JACOB” oh he got in there so fast 😌#sam’s immediate “JACOBBBB”. he could not WAITTT to gush about him#Jacob Anderson hype contest and Sam gets first place every time 🙂‍↔️#“he’s exceptional. exceptional person. yeah” oh i am sure#“your energy together is delicious” well yes!#the way his face softens my goddddddd. you can tell he gets so excited talking about him like his whole face lights up. he can't hide it 🤭#Michael nearly beating him to the punch#does sam talk about him or is he also a jacob lover or both…thoughts
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aquareegia · 1 year ago
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Sorry to bring up drama but I feel like this is entering criminal territory and should be addressed. Apparently someone dug out birth certificates of the vessels and wanted to arrange for someone to stalk them and also found out personal information and contacts from not only the members but also their families and partners. And apparently they have intimate pictures they threatened to post. That is so fucked up on so many levels. There are real human beings behind those masks and personas for fucks sake. This goes beyond just posting their names and/or faces and I'm actually at a loss for words tbh...
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cementcornfield · 3 months ago
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Some of Tee and Ja'Marr's thoughts on the Tee Situation
Tee said to me 'right now I get to play with one of the, if not the, best quarterbacks in the game, I get to play with one of, if not the, best wide receivers in the game, that opens up so much more for me.' And then he said 'this offense is designed for so many different players to be spotlighted, the way that I am used in this offense so plays to my strengths.' And then he said to me, 'can you guarantee I can have that exact situation anywhere else?'
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So do I think he's taking a home discount? No. But I do think that he is very very smart, he sees the whole picture out there...
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It's very easy to compare this situation to what Ja'Marr had at LSU with Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson. And Ja'Marr has said Tee is very different than Justin Jefferson. That every single minute with Justin Jefferson was a competition. That everything was who makes the more dynamic catch, who has more catches in practice, who runs faster? Everything was that way. Ja'Marr had to speak up and demand the ball a lot at LSU, because so was Justin. Ja'Marr told me that he doesn't have to do that in Cincinnati because Tee, and this is a quote from Ja'Marr, is one of the most unselfish humans you'll ever meet.
#VERY VERY INTERESTING STUFF#also fuck evan this guy is so annoying he KEPT interrupting her through her whole segment and then smiled all condescending like#'what about the money you idiot woman'#and it's like YES the money IS a good point#this could easily all just be talk from tee and ja'marr#because tee DOES deserve all the money he can get#he DOES also deserve the chance at being WR1 if that's what he wants#(he has always done well as WR1 when ja'marr is out/hurt)#so like yes. those are important caveats.#that can definitely be talking points without evan's annoying ass comments and interruptions and looks#(like dude are you not also just some sideline reporter? no need to act like you're better than aditi. BUT WHATEVER)#very interesting considerations! that tee is aware of all the good of his current situation#and may not want to change it at all??#again. could just be saying shit. actions speak louder than words and all that#but the action of dropping your agent (who has the BEST track record of getting guaranteed money) only to go to the agent of the guy#who the front office is going to try to leverage your negotiations against#is like. well. that feels very very deliberate!!#that these two are going to put up a united front. to try to do their best to stay together AND get paid.#which sounds too good to be true tbh!#and then ja'marr comparing his relationship with justin and his relationship with tee!!#both important relationships! both beautiful connections!#and like. justin and ja'marr NEEDED that kind of relationship in college#one of support and competition. pushing each other to be their best. so that they could come into the league#and break all these records almost immediately#and then now a more settled relationship with tee. calmer softer maybe.#that post about how important relationships that let you REST are#man. man. i could go on forever about all of this but this is already too much!!!#tee higgins#ja'marr chase#cincinnati bengals
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sea-changed · 8 months ago
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"For what they are worth, or for what they may recapture, here they are, period pieces, fairy tales, half-meaningless memories of a time and of attitudes which have gone forever from the world, a sad and jocular recording of a little part of a war I saw and do not believe, unreal with trumped-up pageantry, so that it stands in the mind like the battle pictures of Crécy and Bunker Hill and Gettysburg. And, although all war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal, still there was in these memory-wars some gallantry, some bravery, some kindliness."
John Steinbeck, in the 1958 introduction to his collected 1943 World War II reportage Once There Was a War
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the-path-to-redemption · 6 months ago
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Content Warnings: Suicide Baiting, Misinformation, Mention of CSEM, Incest and Pedophilia
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A simple search would also show you that proship has always been about no censorship over fictional content and anti-harassment.
A simple search would also show you that dark topics portrayed in a fictional light is in no way comparable to CSEM or other abusive and exploitative contents.
It's also fucking common sense to not engage with things on the internet that makes you uncomfortable instead of bitching to a bunch of strangers that you cannot differentiate reality from fiction, you stupid fucking cunt.
A simple thing to comprehend is that you do not tell people to fucking kill themselves. I don't care what the reason is, you're a piece of fucking trash for doing so. That is a LIFE you're fucking with, someone's WELL-BEING.
The same fucking thing you're claiming proshippers are constantly jeopardizing.
And the nerve to post this in the tag that you hate. You're a miserable human being, and I hope you learn to be better before the people in your life realized what a sick fuck you are. You and the idiots like you.
Grow a fucking conscience.
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mercuriallworld · 10 months ago
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#GoWatchGolfOrSomething
edit: there are several players within the W that are nonbinary or otherwise genderqueer don’t bring that terf bullshit around here
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ariadne-mouse · 6 days ago
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scrolling cautiously through the CR tag in public because you never know when you're going to get jumpscared by spambot pussy lol
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