#Imagine if they had just made Jon hamm metatron and stuck with the book instead of making Gabriel up for the show.

[semiramis-audron]

GO Book: Metatron is a stick in the arse angel who needs to be taught that the ineffable plan is also not known by him and questioning is good actually.

Me: okay cool I can work with that, boy has room for character devellopment

Dogma: Metatron is Her Voice and he's a snarker with a heart of gold, also a diva

Me: love it

His dark material: we're gonna actually dive into the Enoch lore, but make him a sleazy, dick driven power hungry asshole

Me:... Well at least you... Did your... homework on the lore *cries a little

Spn: *introduces Metatron as a recluse guy amongst books*

Me: *excited* oh you can do so much with this!

Spn: he's a manipulative, little desk worker coward who wants more power

Me: they massacred my boy

GO Season 1: we're casting Derek Jacobi

Me: okay, bold choice but I can't wait for extra scenes

Go S1: Actually we're giving his book role to Gabriel whom we made up and relegating Metatron to that one answering machine scene

Me:.. You what?!

GoS2: we're doing something with Gabriel that people wouldn't have wanted to see with Derek Jacobi anyway now, so good thing we gave metatron's parts to Jon hamm... but we're bringing metatron back in the last episode and he's important now. But people will hate him because he's probably a master manipulator because we're not giving AC a happy ending on the cliffhanger for S3 and people saw supernatural metatron and doctor who Jacobi Master.

Me: why are are they doing my boy so dirty... You know Derek Jacobi isn't just the master, right? He's also shagging Ian McKellen in Vicious. He wouldn't tear a gay couple apart. Give me a metatron with character substance Neil! Please don't copy your homework from the kid that's milking the dead "Monster of the week" horse.