#Imadumbass

[xowox]

logan is a pwetty pwetty pwincess

[mosscaller]

I should never have nun-chucks.

Not because they're lethal in my hands. ( They're not. ) But because they're lethal TO ME. I am 100000% a dumbass and would injure myself with them.

[tayl0rl333]

i saw a hot loki edit last night and i smashed my face into my pillow and hurt the bridge of my nose

[elkajif]

Okay The Bee Movie

Now I'm just as confused as anyone else that a fucking bee can fall in love with a human yet they don’t want a gay couple in any other Disney movie but I'm here to talk about how much I enjoy their love for honey. That shit is everywhere dude its their mouthwash, their hair gel, their fuCKING GASOLINE. Can you imagine if humans were like that. “Oh I just need to go get some Mountin Dew” “What for?” “Oh ya know my cars running low” WHY CANT THIS BE REAL.

[anniethayer]

to yearn for the feeling of being mutual

to say i love you and to hear it back from your very own lips

instead of the silence you whisper

would be a lot more calming than

to wonder if you ever loved in the depth of the silence after all

[polyhedral-sunrise]

Rewatching the overwatch cinematics and they're all making me emotional 😭😭😭

This one in particular:

[socialnobody-frfr]

You've all heard

-Femboy Hooters

-Goth IHOP

-FTM or Eboy Olivegarden

-Muscular McDonalds

-Big Tiddie Taco Bell

-Simp Subway

-Tomboy Outback

-Dilf/Milf Dennys

-Butch Benihannas

-Cottagecore Cafe

-Himbo KFC

But may I introduce you to

-Closeted Chik-Fil-A

-Witchtok Wendy's

-Ace Arbys

-Depressed Del Taco

-Pimp Pizzahut

-Dumbass Dunkin Donuts

-Soft Boy Sonic

-Pan Panera

-Queer Qdoba

-Bisexual Burgerking

and last but not least

-Daddy Issues Dominos

[everythingssouncertain]

So I ordered this projector thing...I’m aware I posted on my stories how it was a rip off lol but turns out my dumb ass didn’t take off a plastic cover that made it all look blurry and like it didn’t light up the whole room. But once I took it off, it’s actually nice lol. #oops #imadumbass #starryprojector #projector #colorstory #acolorstory #colorstoryedit https://www.instagram.com/p/CB91LRfFOUX/?igshid=1svnai54eyp5y

[crazybeautiful69]

💯Mfkrs got me all the way fucked up fr! Shiiiiit uoeno!🖕🤬 #outtheway #fuckafiend #imnotaboutthatlife #bitchyounasty #imadumbass #overitall #itried #shiiittt #notaboutthatish https://www.instagram.com/p/CA8w7tCjWJ05fqIrb9-7dQBO6qdSZdhW5xPxl00/?igshid=12ouy7q69ifgv

[themightyboubou]

To be honest, the only thing I could think of at the time was "wow I did a really nice job on this knife... look at that edge!! #sharpening, #accidentalslicing, #Imadumbass (at Manitoba) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fuOI-lR2d/?igshid=ufx83mzxnqed

[ibelievethereisaproblemhere]

so my friend now knows my tumblr so i will be deleting every proof of my existance

[ronracer]

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#lol #yes #imadumbass #jurassicpark #GonnaGetLeidOnMaui #TheWhaleWatchingNewlyWeds (at Kaanapali, Hawaii) https://www.instagram.com/p/B59dbuoH98y/?igshid=yvp9i4gyg0w3

[kairekins]

Hi everybody! I’m new to this platform and I’ll just be posting my art and stevinel art on here! Also I have no idea how tumblr works so I’ll just um yeah (._.)…

[thegaydancingqueen]

Mint

It’s in my eye. I can’t see out of my right eye. We are thriving lads

[live-thru-this-blog]

#imadumbass https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxagbfllu3l/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xgor948wiu9

[bttrflsndksss]

Brain cell 1: say what the hell

Brain cell 2: say what on earth

Me: what the earth