#Im not in dire need of money fyi

[tra1nchi]

Strong boyfriend that holds the biceps around his neck as just a small affection, but he didnt counted that the reader was so horny n he decided to ride him (help me, my horny ass is winning my whole personality)

💋Anon

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,just choking lol,,

Your boyfriend innocently wrapping his muscled arm around your neck,,your chin fit so perfectly in the crook of his elbow!! He had no idea how it made you feel,,feeling the warmth of his skin at such a area!! >□<

the first time he did it during sex awoke something in you,,His thighs were straddling your hips,,his body flushed up against you,,His lips latched onto your neck,,forcing you to stop squirming in his grip!!

You were being bratty,, moving your neck away from his mouth each time he tried to give you a hickey!! So he thought up of a solution :3 flipping you around roughly onto your back!!

His arm wrapping tightly around your neck catching you completely off guard!! It seemed to train you almost immediately,, your body no longer moving as his arm tightened around your neck!!

"Is this what you wanted? Not being able to breathe while I fuck you.." His voice was heavy with amusement,,hearing you let out such a pathetic whimper just from the prospect of him choking you even harder!!!

Even as he finally bottomed out inside of you,,he didn't remove his bicep!! Only going rougher on you at each thrust!! Only occasionally letting you take a breath everytime he pulls out!!

When you cum,,quicker then you usually do,, his laugh was slightly cruel as he tightens his arm even further,, whispering soothing words in your ear,, with such an intense orgasm it felt like you were going to pass out!! :((

[yanderemommabean]

What amount of money would you feasibly need to get out of there with Sammy and move in with a friend or far away family?

Honestly i have no idea, and to move in with someone who've ive never met in person in such a rush seems so dangerous to do, especially considering all my ailments, my income (lack of, anyway) and no owned or insured transportation so i can leave if i need to and things don't work out

I do have a very close person i love dearly in another state wanting me to move there, but again, i can't dive in head first, that's reckless. I need to make sure that we get along in person like we do on the phone in a short trial run, and the money i need to save for that could be upwards of 300 dollars if I take a bus (cause im not sure how my heart would fair via airplanes, and i've never travelled anywhere alone before, especially states away)

Im rambling I know, im sorry, im just as lost and confused as y'all are on what I need to get out, im organizing and applying for jobs in the meantime, Im being cautious due to many reasons, and as slow as that may seem in a dire situation, I can't risk any faults in escaping and need to try every safe avenue i can so that i don't risk sammys health and safety as well as mine (and my friends)

all over the place in this post i know, im low on sleep but wired on low caffeine diet soda (as a treat, my heart can handle that i promise <3 )

-Mommabean

(FYI i have no IRL friends in my state, and the only family i could turn too has zero room for me as they have a two bedroom house with five people, and one who is always very sick. I can't in good conscience put stress on them like that >~< )

(I hope i don't sound dumb or mean, im not mad im just kinda hyper)

[toomanyfandoms02]

Writing prompts!

So I just reached 100 followers and I am BEYOND happy YALL. So heres 100 prompts for people to send me asks with! Send as many numbers as you want in one and I'll make a blurb from it. (And by blurb I mean I will grow attatched to your request and write a whole fic on it probably lmao) THIS WAS PREVIOUSLY MY 100 FOLLOWER THIBG BUT IM BRINGING PROMPTS BACK FOR REQUESTS.

FYI no matter when you are seeing this, request. I don't care. I'm always up for inspiration. :))))

If it has a star next to it, I came up with it on my own.

These probably wont be blurbs and will be longer!

I'm currently writing for >>>>

Breakfast Club

HARRY POTTER

Spencer Reid / MGG

The Maze Runner

Buzzfeed Unsolved

Spiderman

Barry Allen

Theres a list of who I write best for on my page!! ^^^^

1. "I told you not to read that."

2. "Sir, this is for children only."

3. "Are you kidding me? We're not 'fine'!"

4. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no!"

5. "Hey... what's wrong with your face?"

6. "You look a lot different from your profile picture."

7. "Are you going to keep walking by my house, or are you going to come in?"

8. "Dude, it's three in the morning."

9. "I can't believe I use to think he was attractive."

10. "Actually, you *are* speaking to the manager."

11. "This isn't going to be a typical best man's speech."

12. "According to this, you owe them eighty thousand dollars."

13. "That's the worst reason I've ever heard to have a baby."

14. "I didn't even recognize you!"

15. "You're Satan."

16. "I need a place to stay."

17. "It's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka."

18. "Safety first. What are you? FIVE?"

19. "This is girl talk, so leave."

20. "You're bleeding all over my carpet."

21. "Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now."

22. "Hold still."

23. "You're not interested, are you?"

24. "Oh honey, I'd never be jealous of you."

25. "I'm telling you, I'm haunted."

26. "Touch her again and I'll break your wrist."

27. "Don't look behind you, hurt that guy is checking you out."

28. "I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend."

29. "Quick! Kiss me!"

30. "Just shut up and kiss me."

31. "I hate high school reunions."

32. "I think I picked up your coffee by mistake."

33. "I've never felt this way before... and it scares the shit out of me."

34. "Wait a second, are you jealous?"

35. "This is by far the stupidest plan you've ever had. Of course I'm in."

36. "You never told me you had a fucking twin."

37. "Am I suppose to be scared of you?"

38. "You're hiding something from me."

39. "A wedding?"

40. "Where would someone hide in a town like this?"

41. "H-how long have you been standing there?"

42. "Is this skirt suppose to be this short? I kinda feel like a french whore" *

43. "Oh fuck off."

44. "When did you take that?"

45. "I hid it."

46. "Stop trying to look cool in paparazzi pictures, you look like a dumbass." *

47. "Can you stop laughing?"

48. "You look like a reptile from this angle. Lizard? Snake? Turtle? I just can't decide." *

49. "You have a dirty mind."

50. "You guys are lame."

51. "I don't know. Resurrection maybe?"

52. "This is a safe space." "What the hell are you talking about?" "SAFE SPACE!"

53. "Just stab him."

54. "I'm in dire need of assistance."

55. "I'm gonna die in an elevator full of idiots."

56. "Shoot me."

57. "I feel like you know." *

58. "You're making me dizzy."

59. "I don't want any excuses, they must have the hottest date ever."

60. "Are you with him because it's easy?"

61. "Dibs!" *

62. "If we die, I'm going to kill you."

63. "Do you think you could just go *one* day without pissing me off?"

64. "Your hands are really soft." *

65. "We've become the clingy newlyweds you've always complained about."

66. "Pregnant?"

67. "We are SO much cuter than them."

68. "Wanna go for a drive?"

69. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"

70. "Sleep over? Please?"

71. "Are we on a date right now?"

72. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't suppose to see that."

73. "Well I think you're beautiful."

74. "Your feet are so cold!"

75. "You come here often?" "Well I work here, so I'll have to say yes."

76. "You met me yesterday though?" "Yes, and I would die for you in one second. Next question."

77. "I can't stop smiling."

78. "Did you see it?"

79. "Don't leave me alone."

80. "Have you ever kissed anyone before?"

81. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I gonna do?"

82. "How can you drink that stuff?"

83. "Stop apologizing for other people! You aren't the shitty one!"

84. "I just wanna be swept off my feet. Is that so much to ask?"

85. "Oh, my ankle! It must be broken!" *wink wink*

86. "These heels are peeling off my **skin**. But yes, keep complaing about your tie you whine ass." *

87. "I don't want to ruin your party."

88. "Could you just come get me?"

89. "Now I have to start counting all over again!"

90. "Do you talk to your mother with that mouth?"

91. "You are very endearing while you are half-asleep."

92. "But I want to hear you sing!"

93. "No- Mom- don't tell him I said that. Wait!" *

94. "And you wonder why you are still single."

95. "Somebodys cranky." "Somebody needs to shut up."

96. "She's hot. But she's evil."

97. "Pinky promise!"

98. "I'd rather jump out that window. But thanks." *

99. "Hello, sunshine."

100. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

BONUS:

Prompts based on things my best friend has said (changed a little bit for context)

1b. "Man, I hope this ice melts soon."

2b. "Holy SHIT the Disney World parking lot is packed."

3b. "Those tree lights are burning my retinas."

4b. "These are fun to work with." "Not to eat." "No!"

5b. "I mean, I could hit a kid with a car."

6b. "You up? I need to call you! It's not bad it's just kinda funny!"

7b. "Wow I can't imagine being that rich! How old are the kids, maybe I can date one."

8b. "The oldest I would go? 98 I think, for money purposes."

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[sxleec]

1 semaine

Ça fait une semaine depuis que j’ai appris pour l’autre fille ET pour L’AUTRE et je pensais j’avais vraiment passé à autre chose. Je dis à tout le monde de ne pas me parler de toi et ça l’a aidé. Je t’avais presque oublié. Ça fait une semaine que j’entendais aucune nouvelle. J’étais TELLEMENT correcte fuck, ça m’a même surprise, je me suis demandé comment être autant correcte après avoir perdu ta petite personne, mais fuckkkk. Hier, j’ai été dans mes feels, j’ai repensé à ma baise de mardi et la colère que j’ai ressenti, je t’ai stalk ce matin et ça faisait 2 semaines que je te stalkais pas et là boom, encore plus tombée dans mon piège. 

Je vais pas te mentir tu m’as tellement blessée, mais je sais que tu es blessée, mes bras te manquent la nuit et j’aimerais que tu m’appelles pour me le dire. 

J’ai regardé nos anciennes convos ce matin.

On s’était dit: “You’re stubborn and annoying sometimes. You make me question a lot of things most of the time and you push me to my limits. You make me want to roll my eyes inside my head when you say comments that are sarcastic and NOT funny BUT I love you, I love you a lot Chris but yes sometimes I hate you and I hate when you take back your fucking keys. I hope you know that when we’ll have a house, you won’t be able to take back the “keys” because I’ll make an automatic door with my ID touch and will enter the house just to annoy you more  but I love you, just a little” 

“I know, I’m sorry for upsetting you all the time. I can’t be sorry for being me but I’m trying to control how I react a bit more. I’m sorry you don’t think I’m funny because I really am funny also very sarcastic and I understand it can be annoying and hard to get sometimes. And I don’t mind if you put an ID touch door but I might end up cutting your fingers. I love you, a lot.“

Pis tu le sais très bien que notre maison aurait eu un ID touch, tu le sais très bien qu’on en aurait ri des heures pendant qu’on aurait bu notre vin rouge. 

pis back en mars tu m’avais écrit : now im broke for the rest of the week fml

et je t’avais répondu simplement : “just fyi, if you ever need money or help, you know you can ask me” 

“Thanks but I don’t want to ask you for money babe❤️“

“No no no I know but I am just saying if you’re struggling a bit whenever, it’s ok to ask me, I know you’ll pay me back when u’ll can no stress ☺️“ 

Tes struggles sont mes struggles. Et tu sais que c’est pas tout le monde qui va avoir ton back comme j’ai ton back. Pourquoi tu piles pas sur ton égo juste pour me texter hey? J’ai même pas le goût de parler de nos fights, j’ai même pas le goût de parler de nous, j’ai le goût d’entendre sur toi et sur ta journée. Je m’en fous des autres filles dans ta vie en ce moment parce que deep down, tu seras ma dernière. On peut baiser la terre entière, ça enlève pas le fait que c’est toi et moi la team. C’est rare à trouver.