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backwardswalks · 2 years ago
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you’re in her DMs i am reading succession meta posts and character analyses on tumblr dot com. we are not the same
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bombusbombus · 2 years ago
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Love love LOVE it when writers understand the comedic potential of Superman being the most straight laced motherfucker in the world.
It's like he infested his own brain with bureaucracy to hold himself accountable, so now he does everything By The Book even if that means doing something absolutely nobody else would think to do (to the dismay and/or joy of his teammates and the absolute bafflement of everyone on the recieving end of Clark Kent Problem Solving).
#something something simple like a sword is simple#but seriously! he's simple!#he makes obvious choices!#and hes constantly around all these people! who have very specialised skillsets!#who are used to thinking sideways and using tricks#so the simple fact that 'superman tries the most obvious solution every time'#always somehow catches them by surprise!#and it's comedy gold!#Then on the other hand#he will literally stop the world in its tracks if he doesnt know whats going on#'we need reasonable explanations. we need to talk this out'#and what are you gonna do?#Ignore him?#He's SUPERMAN#if you try to fight him he'll just react with minimal force until you give up and tell him your tragic motives#which is great#but also a nightmare if its time sensitive#Cause he's clever but not necessarily super quick on the uptake#Despite being one of the most predictable guys ever this makes him an utter wildcard#he Does Not Think like a human#he thinks like a guy who does not have to listen to physics#so his most direct form of action is often something that NO HUMAN would EVER COME UP WITH#he does plan!#and he does think things through!#but he uses a different processing system from everyone else#requiring his teammates to run clark_physics_sim.exe in the back of their minds just to be around him while he's fighting#the man is doing 5d chess just to shake someone's hand normally#how could any human have a comparable relationship with their body and physics#so yes Clark is on x games mode in terms of planning and problem solving#but ALSO. his go-to opening move is ALWAYS 'punch the other guy in the face' because it's a good opening move! for lots of reasons!
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dr-rato · 3 months ago
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GET ROTATED
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
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pangur-and-grim · 19 days ago
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foolsocracy · 6 months ago
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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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The day FNAF Charlie Emily was shut out..
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corvids-corner · 20 days ago
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💙 some quick priest!kurt photo edits - the references 💙
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feimaosalmon · 2 months ago
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someone save me
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tonycries · 2 months ago
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Awww, how could they ever forget you?
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lotus-pear · 3 months ago
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he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner
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skmr24 · 2 months ago
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"Musicology here introducing Trentacool! This is a new side project for the super-talented Marina Ida from Off the Hook. Working with the mysterious DJ Sango, an indie track producer who's gained popularity online, their experimental sounds and techniques are 30x COOLER together!"
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redsray · 9 months ago
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I love the hc that Tim never really stopped taking pictures of heroes and vigilantes even after he became Robin. Not even out of hero worship or anything-- he just found it fun. In fact, being Robin just made this hobby easier to do. He has them separated in folders and definitely has blackmail photos included.
The first time Tim met the Justice League one of his first reactions was to sneakily take at least one picture of each of them. Clark vaguely heard a camera shutter but he could never find any cameras or camera owners.
Sometimes Bruce comes to him and asks for specific pictures of members of the JL doing things they shouldn't be doing i.e Barry ditching a meeting cause he was eating Chipotle in the Watchtower kitchen. No one knows how Bruce gets the pictures except for the other Batfam members.
Tim is the god of blackmail right behind Babs. You need older blackmail or videos? Go to Babs. But Good quality blackmail photos? Tim is your guy.
He has at least 4 folders full of pictures of Dick specifically. One for his time as Robin, one for Nightwing, one for Discowing and one for just Dick.
He also manages to have pictures he definitely should not have because how did you get into the cave before you were Robin, Tim, but he refuses to elaborate on those. i.e Robin Jason out of costume, cozily reading at the batcomputer ("seriously, Tim, that's creepy"), Dick when he first adopted Haley ("were you there when I rescued her?!"), Damian training with the League of Assassins ("how the hell did you get that"), Duke back during the We Are Robin movement ("I do not remember you pulling out any cameras what the hell")
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hellenhighwater · 3 months ago
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Forbidden orange juice
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machinot · 10 months ago
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Maintain eye contact with the girl - Machinot for Nintendo DS - 2005
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mintaikk · 4 months ago
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I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me
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