#If u don't sry but i don't like naming it online

[serendipitous-girl]

goodnight and if i ever randomly disappear from this blog or delete it, it is bc i a.) Had a severe mental crisis & will be returning soon or b.) My crush started dating me and i deleted it so nosy fans can't discover i write fanfics

[leviscolwill]

agora hills [smau]

pairing: joao felix x singer!reader [face claim: tate mcrae]

summary: you said you'd never show off your boyfriend ever again, but that was before you met joao

note: i didn't accent his name even once, sorry joao connoisseurs and other portuguese besties. might contain inaccurate spanish / portuguese translations

tagged: @ceofmercedes <3

now playing agora hills by d*ja cat...

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yn.mp3 greedy out noooow, thank you for all the love lately xx

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ur.bsf oooooh ik he's fuming rn

yn.mp3 idk who you're talking abt 😁

user99 on repeat already 🤭🎧 [this comment was liked by the creator]

joaofelix79 not bad not bad

yn.mp3 obrigado amigo 💃

joaofelix79

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joaofelix79 +3 puntos, feliz in mi nueva casa (+3 points, happy in my new home)

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yn.mp3 ew sweaty

joaofelix79 you asked for a post match pic tho ?

yn.mp3 to make fun of your sweaty ass..... no other reason

joaofelix79 right.

barcafan14 welcome home 🫀

hugofelix18 para de te exibir 🙄 (stop showing off)

joaofelix79 não consigo evitar 🤷🏽‍♂️ (i can't help it)

yn.mp3 posted a new story

ur.bsf replied to your story

IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS ⁉️⁉️

yn.mp3

might be idk 🏃‍♀️

ur.bsf

call me when he's gone

if he's leaving your house tonight 🤭

yn.mp3

STOP THIS

he's not staying the night

ur.bsf

that's what they all say

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blaugrana.news

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blaugrana.news joao felix celebrated his el classico goal by pointing at the stands tonight 👀

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user20 omg y'all, y/n's best friend liked

user71 she's might just a barca fan chill out

user64 i connected the dots....

user09 you didn't connect shit

user64 I CONNECTED THE DOTS

yn.mp3 - bali

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yn.mp3 day mode & night mode [tagged: joaofelix79]

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ur.bsf i wanna show you off, i wanna you show off 💽

yn.mp3 i might have to make you sign a nda from now on 😒

ur.bsf sry baby it's my fav 😓

joaofelix79 minha linda namorada 🤍 (my pretty girlfriend)

yn.mp3 amo te ❤️ (i love you)

user64 I KNEW IT AND Y'ALL CALLED ME CRAZY

user27 i thought she said she wouldn't share her relationships online anymore, so quick to switch sides lmao 😶‍🌫️

user08 you should be happy she's feeling confident enough in her new relationship to share it with us !

joaofelix79 - bali

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joaofelix79 recharging 🔋 [tagged: yn.mp3]

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yn.mp3 thank you to my man 💅

yn.mp3 this frvst picature is drivwibg me isname

joaofelix79 are u okay ??

yn.mp3 no

alejandrobalde no te canses demasiado tio 🤣🤣 (don't get too tired bro)

joaofelix79 no te preocupes por mi 👀 (don't worry about me)

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yn.mp3 i wanna brag abt it, i wanna tie the knot, i wanna show u offff..... agora hills is out tonight 🩷

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user09 HELLO ???

joaofelix79 my new favorite song

ur.bsf when he steals my gf away from me 😿 but he has great taste 😻

joaofelix79 your girlfriend ?? 🤣🤣

ur.bsf back the fuck off musty ahh man 🤺

joaofelix79 i just can't wait to piss you off forever 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

yn.mp3 already are

joaofelix79 don't test me

[coronate]

hayyy sry if u hv a link on desktop am on mobile but i didnt see an age nywhere in ur bio nd there wuznt one in ur carrd .. so im jzt wantinf 2 confirm u r 18+ thx!!!!

hi, no need to be sorry! I'm 25, i don't like putting a lot of info about myself online but i keep meaning to eventually edit my carrd to include the basics like my name, age, & pronouns ^-^

[hotluncheddie]

15 questions!

tagged by @flowercrowngods ! and @punkharringtxn (ages and ages ago sry) ty ty! <3

are you named after anyone? kind of both my nans for my first and second name but mostly my mum just liked it :)

2. when is the last time you cried? today bc i failed my driving test lmao (only a little and only once i got home tho hehe)

3. do you have kids? nope! and i won't unless shit (the environment) gets a little less fucked in the next 7-10 years

4. do you use sarcasm? yes <|:^)

5. what is the first thing you notice about people? maybe their outfits? or hair?

6. what is your eye color? blue!

7. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings <3

8. any special talents? i'm good at drawing single line faces, like quick little ugly guys. knowing all the words to sk8er boy?

9. where were you born? uk

10. what are your hobbies? yoga! writing i guess, if you count steddie posts lol and reading comics or novels when it's not the deep dark depressing winter anymore. swimming when i have time.

11. do you have any pets? not currently, my lovely beautiful dog passed last year sadly ;-;

12. what sports do you play/have you played? played netball basically all through school and rounders in secondary. also swimming lessons for years. nothing now but i gotta exercise regular or else tension headaches :))))

13. how tall are you? 5' 7 (so around 170cm)

14. favorite subject in school? art was always my answer from like age 5. textiles (sewing etc) once we started doing that. and did some film/media classes when i was a bit older those were fun. (can u tell i'm dyslexic lmao)

15. dream job? mmmm don't mind as long as its creative and hands on. somehow related to sewing/making bc i'm good at it and worked rly fucking hard to get my fashion degree. I'd like to set up my own online store for prints/bags/tshirts so that's in the cards but i'm scared to be my own boss and taxes and stuff lmao. as long as i don't feel trapped and depressed i'll be grateful.

tagging! (no pressure, this was so hard lmao sry if you've done it already) (i get so nervous tagging people, need to get over that) @2btheanswertothequestion @oakenorcrist @bayouteche @daysarestranger @starrystevie @sidekickjoey @thefreakandthehair @unclewaynemunson @toburnup

[babymilkawa]

random boyfriend headcanons with:

bakugou katsuki

gn!reader :)

no. 2

bakugou warms up the bed for you with his hands and body while ur doing ur night time routine because he knows u get cold easily

although you'd much rather be in his arms rather than ur side of the bed 🙄 hes being sweet so don't say anything 🤫

one day u bought him a shark tooth necklace and just went up to him and said "you shud wear this, you'd look really hot"

and of course, he already knows he'll look good and because it's you saying it, he'll wear it when he's shirtless and on top of you 😏

sometimes if he's talking too much or being annoying you'll just put the necklace in between his teeth

if u wear slippers when it's cold, denki steals them from u sometimes and bakugou will just carry u wherever until u find them so ur feet don't have to touch the cold ground

maybe even hide them from u a little longer so he'll have an excuse

so we all know bakugou reads romance mangas right

u read them with him and what he does is that he keeps in mind of the specific scenes/panels that you gush about or react to

then when u finish reading it, he'll go back and highlight or type them up in his notes so that he can subtly reenact them with you

but every time he does it ur always like "awww u got that from [blank] didn't you " and he's like "no pssh what r u talking about dumbass"

bakugou loves to annoy you,,,now on that note I will present to you:

vacuum kithes <33>>

sometimes if ur having a soft moment and u just wanna kiss those soft lips of his he'll start sucking ur mouth and it makes this weird suction noise and it's so ANNOYING cuz ur tryna have a moment here

ur covering his mouth with ur hand and he's laughing while biting and licking ur hand

ANOTHER annoying thing is like when u guys wear masks he'll just walk up to you

and pull ur mask so that it snaps back in ur face

he does it to annoy you and to see that cute nose scrunch u do whenever that happens

he'll also bring u close while walking next to you and just back kick his foot to tap ur ass

sry does that make sense?? Idk how else to explain it

ok moving on to online learning related things he does

if u guys have some of the same classes, he'll pin your camera on zoom so that ur face is the largest on his screen and all the extras are tiny

it's just an excuse to stare at u better and u'll never knoww sooo👀

ur teachers ask yall to pick the people in ur breakout groups and yall always pick each other

sometimes there are other people in ur breakout groups but u don't rly care, u just talk to bakugou like normal

he's a little iffy cuz he doesn't want the extras to see a peek in his love life with you but his desire to talk to u is much greater

u guys r the only ones with your cameras on and he hates that it seems like the others r just listening to ur convo

the light is hitting u j right and even with the shitty WiFi u still look stunning

he almost starts grumbling abt how he doesn’t want other ppl to see ur face

BRUH A WHAT NOW BAKU R U SERIOUS THIS IS FOR CLASS

for social media, if u guys r just chilling or he's bored, he'll j go onto ur account and start hyping up ur posts like even if they're a year old

cos even better right, no one'll scroll that far and see his comments

u guys even do live videos sometimes, mostly u want to do it and he just sits there

a lot of people join actually and ask u guys questions abt ur relationship

u answer them and bakugou just scoffs at them like "why do u wanna know so bad, huh? stick ur nose somewhere else!"

he thinks tiktok couples r cheesy and evthing is staged and honestly same here but maybe I’m j too single

his phone password

It’s UR FREAKING name with his last name IM GONNA DIE 😫💕

it’s literally bakugouy/n

it’s a little obvious for snoopers like the bakusquad but is this not cute or WHAT

for dates, you'll sometimes let him pick ur outfit if he doesn't want to tell you where y'all are going

and he has good taste ok cuz,,his parents,, 😼

n e ways he dresses u up and the place u end up going like fits PERFECTLY with the fit and the pics yall take will obvi b in ur next sm post

if u have an allowance/budget and u overspend sometimes and u complain like "ugh I can't buy that sweater now cos if I do i'll have to skip my weekly boba drink” 🥺

he grumbles "dumbass, i'll just get it for u, y r u even complaining"

sugar daddy

woooh this was long

but imma have to stop here cuz the list will only get longer and longer

but yea! this is honestly what I think about in my daily life hence the pandemic related tings huehue

there'll prolly b a part 2 <33

bnha masterlist

[makeitp1nk]

Fic Research Spirals

THANKS FOR THE TAG @corvuscrowned

As The Most Ravenclaw™️, I research *everything.* I have like 3 complete fics and have researched for all of them.

Penitent - names of the parts of a priest's outfit, names of the parts of the confessional, official list of sins from the Catholic Church itself, the role of the Catholic parent. I think I read the meaning of penitent, contrition, and absolution at least ten times to get Harry's vibe right. The rite of confession, angels, archangels. I ended up finding this painting that inspired me so much I added it in the fic

Light My Fire - safe wax play practices lol, kink negotiation, what to look for in buying candles for wax play, what colors are available for play candles, where to pour the wax for play 😳, sex shops in London

Under the Tuscan Moon (WIP) - algorithms, coding, UK candies, UK unis and the rivalries between them/how they'd taunt each other. I can't say more about the upcoming chapter, but I have 8 tabs open with research that I'm itching to write.

Ostara - this is a little poem that came straight from my heart for the one and only @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm to celebrate his birthday. I felt a very strong pull to create something w/in astrology, paganism, ritual, and mysticism so I spent over an hour looking up pagan rituals for spring, the Aries constellation and stars within it, and physical changes of the Earth at this time of the year. I basically filled my head with knowledge until my heart was like, yep, got it, and spilled on paper.

Rebel, Rebel - innovation in retail displays lmfao, every single thing described (except the t-shirt box) from the 70s set-up of the Hedwig has a matching photo I found online. Most of Stars has photos as well. Every outfit Harry, Draco, and Scorpius wore (I have moodboards for each of them - two each for Scorp and Draco pre and post Harry's influence). Hotels in the Camden area, I also went on Google maps and creeped around Camden until I found A LITERAL APARTMENT that I thought Draco would actually buy. WeHo, the length of a direct flight from London to LA, whether it would be feasible for Harry to walk to a hotel or to the beach from the airport, colleges in the LA area, where to find gay clubs in London, wrestling moves, where Scorp would play soccer in Camden (!!!), all of the titles of the Dummies books, shows popular in the UK

I guess I'm not all that imaginative and need to really see things in order to write them 😬

Would love to see your process if you are up for sharing (sry I don't remember who did/didn't get tagged) @greenmegsnoham @academicdisasterfic @wolfpants @mileanne-malfoy-potter @phoebe-delia @nv-md @ladderofyears @pineau-noir @onbeinganangel @youifyourereadingthisandwannahopon & u too Joy!!!

[peanut-butter-parkerxx]

Head And Shoulders boy

Dedicated to the actual head and shoulders boy I've made eye contact with in the shampoo isle and nope we didnt talk, he just looked at me for 5 seconds then looked back at his head and shoulders shampoo 👍 (can u feel my pain?)

ANYWAYS

You stumbled upon a confused boy who read the name of a shampoo brand incorrectly.

Pairing: Peter Parker x fem!reader

Status: strangers to friends (friends into loversss then strangers agaiIiiIIiIn, sry ignore this, it has nothing to do with the fic. I just remembered that TikTok song lmao BACK TO READING-)

disclaimer: the story's placed in the middle of the pandemic

"Cherry tomatoes, check. Tangerines, check. Chocolate chips, check. Matcha tea, check." Y/n listed off her fairly large list of food items as she was subconsciously walking with her trolly.

"Oh shoot the shampoo!" She remembered. Checking her list one last time and occasionally looking through the isles.

"Oooh cookies" of course, she gets distracted, again.

"Aunt May, why can't we just get frozen pizza and get it over with?" Peter whined, not really digging the cooking at home food. Mainly coz may only knows how to perfect one dish, and he got a little tired of it.

"Peter, how many times do I have to tell you, we cannot always eat frozen foods it's not healthy" May reminded him

"But what about orderi- never mind" he grumbled remembering that they're in a middle of a pandemic and they couldn't just order anytime they wanted to, they even had specific days for people to go shopping.

"Mhmm" she agreed, knowing what he was gonna say.

"Wait, May what is this?" Peters asked only now noticing the new item his aunt picked out.

"Oh, these are capers" she replied "they're pickled flower buds" may explained putting back in the trolly

"whAT??" Peters voice was horrified and in utter disgust.

"It's used for the chicken piccata! Remember? The pasta you used to loVE when you were younger" may tried to reason with him but she knew once Peter was grumpy, he'd be grumpy for the rest of the trip. Unless you gave him apple juice.

She also knew her nephew was tired, online schooling has been messing both of them up. Peters been getting even more headaches now due to the enormous amount of screen time, and his heightened senses didn't do him justice. And now may had to work online as well or maybe get extra work hours due to the loss of staff. So she knew she couldn't judge him right now nor scold at him for this behaviour

"Peter honey, why don't you go get the toiletries?" She asked kindly.

"Okay" his voice was quiet, exhausted and thinly laced in regret. He didn't want to snap at may like that, or whine his ass off but exhaustion took over. "Sorry for shouting" he whispered, his head hung low as he walked away.

"It's okay sweetie"

after a few minutes he found the isle, with a girl examining the shelves. he didn't think much of it and carried on with his mission.

"Okay, what do I need? shampoo aaand oh that body wash" Peter remembered, getting his items and putting it in a small basket he found on the way here. His phone buzzed alerting him that he has a text, but it was a different kind of buzz. It was the buzz he specifically put for his aunt so in case there's any emergency or something she wanted from him, he'd know.

Even though it may seem as if he's a little paranoid, he's been like this ever since uncle ben's incident. And it didn't help the fact that he's a superhero, so every person that knows or does not know his secret is in danger. I mean, can you blame him?

he took his phone out of his pocket and checked the message.

can you also get my shampoo? its from a brand called L'Oreal, thank you :)

"L'Oreal?" he whispered to himself, searching the rows of shampoo brands. Then noticing a y/h/c haired girl to his right, she looked about his age, but he couldnt really tell due to the mask. Her y/e/c eyes were sparkling from the light that reflected off her pupils, he couldnt help but notice her silver butterfly necklace that rested perfectly on her clavicle which matched her white dress that had butterflies littered all around it. he liked her style. once he realized he was staring for too long, he quickly tared his gaze off of her and looked for this lo-somthing brand.

"Lo-real? what is lo-real" he kept mumbling under his breath, but the girl beside him managed to catch it. she giggled softly before turning to him

"i think you mean L'Oreal?" she gave a breathy laugh, shaking her head at his quizzical expression. "the brand, you pronounced it incorrectly." she smiled, highly doubting he could see it, but when she saw his mask stretch and little crinkles formed in the corner of his honeyed eyes, she realized she was mistaken.

y/n cursed at herself for looking at the boy gushingly, and for swooning over his luscious brown curls that look very welcoming "its Lori-El" she smiled again, looking back at her section of the isle to find an item from that so called brand.

peter gulped, he did not expect the girl he was shamelessly admiring two minutes ago talk to him, let alone tell him he pronounced a freaking brand wrong?!

"o-oh" he stammered "t-thank you" he took the shampoo from her hand, lightly grazing her soft warm skin sending shivers down his spine.

"but im not sure if this is the type you want though, there are a lot to choose from" she chuckled nervously, gesturing to the isle.

y/n could smell the freshly sprayed perfume when the boy walked closer to her to look at the items, its as if it consumed her and she didn't mind at all . But she immediately remembered the covid guidelines and walked a few steps back away from him, already regretting it to due to the lack of warmth she felt when she was close to him.

"uh yeah no i think this is okay, thanks again" he nodded, giving her one of his signature Peter Parker smiles.

"you're welcome"

peter felt this odd yet refreshing feeling wash over him, ever since covid hit he couldnt really do much. only talking to his friends, study, eat, sleep, wake up 10 minutes late, and repeat. so talking to someone, well not just someone, her, felt really refreshing.

"well...i gotta get going" y/n smiled apologetically, she didn't wanna go. but responsibilities really said were keeping you busy.

"oh, okay" peter tried so hard not to sound disappointed "thanks for the shampoo" he chuckled

"no problem" she smiled. "well, i'll see you later i guess?"

"i guess so, bye butterfly" peter said absentmindedly but not even seconds later he realized what he said causing both of their eyes to bulge "i- i mean well you are wearing a- and your dress is- forget it im so sorry" he stuttered, cursing at himself for the 23240th time today

y/n's heart fluttered, she's never been called a butterfly before. she loved it. her heart sped up from the incredibly handsome stranger infront of her calling her by her favourite species.

"i-it's no problem" her smile widening by the second "i kinda like it" she laughed.

peter stared at her for a second, taking a little longer to process what she said than when he talks to people, since he was always so caught up staring at her in awe all the time. but he laughed with her.

"peter?" aunt may called him out of nowhere.

"shit. well, i gotta go to" he pointed at the end of the isle, silently telling her the woman was calling him. y/n nodded in understanding, walking back slowly, not ready to leave him yet.

peter hesitated at first but he decided to just do it by saying "bye butterfly" again then he sprinted to the end of the isle, too shy and flustered to even look at her but that didnt stop him from hearing what she was about to say next.

"bye head and shoulders boy!" she said laughing at the end, making him laugh as well. her laugh really was contagious. but before turning to leave he remembered something

"wait!" he called out taking the what he ow knows as L'Oreal shampoo. y/n stopped in her tracks turning around to meet his eyes once more

"this is the 3 in one, right?"

i know, i know this was poorly written BUT i had to get that head and shoulders boy out of my lmao

have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

rules + about, pls read before interacting/following/requesting!

hello!!! im mod abbacchio, 25, they/them. this is a blog for jjba headcanons, imagines, and reader/oc inserts. i haven't read the manga yet sry :( but i'll let y'all know when im open for parts 7-9. so for now it's parts 1-6. i like to shitpost but i have cool ideas i swear

requests: open!

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this is an 18+ blog. minors and ageless bios will be blocked.

homophobes, terfs, racists, and the like are obviously not welcome here seriously what the fuck are you doing here

if you're entitled enough about being nasty on the internet to call yourself a '''proshipper''' or call people with common sense '''antis''' then ur not welcome here either

whatever inane online words you use or don't use that just means if you create/consume/support explicit content of characters who are minors (this includes aging them up), p*do, r*pe, or inc*st (AND ADOPTIVE FAMILY IS STILL FAMILY), leave and block me

this is a safe place for survivors and always will be. you're allowed to be uncomfortable and i've got your backs.

i will not take requests for:

nsfw shit of characters who are minors, period. not aged up, no nothin. if a character features as an adult in a later part i will fulfill requests for that part (ex: part 4 jotaro)

since we have already established that we're all adults here, i won't do romo reader insert requests for characters who are minors either

r*pe, inc*st, yandere

i reserve the right to not fulfill/respond to requests that make me uncomfortable

i also have a life and such and im dealing with some health problems rn so please be patient with requests, they may take a while

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there are a few different monster AUs that all have their own tags (but some are cross-tagged cause there are similar concepts lol): high fantasy AU, werewolf pack AU, and vampire coven AU

i will tag by character name, name of the part (ex: vento aureo), and group if applicable (ex: la squadra)

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