#Idk it’s just so boring to me when the worst thing Harley’s done is been abused and manipulated
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I’ve said this before but this need for redemption arcs without giving the character truly bad or nasty personality traits or actions is so irritating. Like no i don’t think u love evil women if ur Ivy only kills nameless background capitalists and ur Harley kicks misogynistic men in the balls and makes quick quips about it.
#Idk it’s just so boring to me when the worst thing Harley’s done is been abused and manipulated#like to me when that’s the case it’s just external issues and I’m so uninterested in it#i like the internal tug of war of Harley being like that shit was fun to me#i had a blast sometimes!#like not saying Harley wasn’t abused bc some of y’all can’t read#Im saying that when Harley’s autonomy is completely removed it’s just boring as hell#also y’all only do this shit for her cause she’s white lmao#that little veil of innocence issss#like a lot of y’all think ur Harley Quinn bc ur bf cheated on u and u considered keying his car#and that’s where all those braindead takes come from#Im mixing up like 3 diff convos about one person so this isn’t coherent#but if you have seen Twitter and tiktok Harley Stans yknow what I’m saying
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A Miraculous DC Crossover
ALL RIGHT!!
I’ve been sucked into this unholy sub-fandom and I have thoughts okay? lots of them. Almost none are coherent and I don’t care. I have no plotline to write a fic but by the gods do I need to get out all my ideas.
Behold:
the Salttm
Lila, obviously. But she’s a petty nuisance at best, and an annoyingly competent akuma to fight at worst. manipulative, but not really dangerous ya feel?
Alya. which like, home girl probably doesn’t deserve but like,,, the drama??
CHLOE REDEMPTION YOU COWARDS
She and Marinette become surprisingly good friends (because I love that for both of them and you can pry it from me cold, dead hands)
Nettie-bug and Queenie
They pick on Adrien together
Mari’s friends Protection Squad That Don’t Take No Shit
Adrien
Chloe
NINO BITCH HE DESERVES MORE LOVE TBH
Alix?? Probably
Luka obvi
Felix (PV)?? Or does Marinette have enough emotionally constipated boys in her life?
(Answer: no. no she does not.)
Nath? He be a good fox tbh. creative and sneaky boi
Kagami!!! I love her
They’re all heroes because I say so.
Felix (Sparrow) is an honorary member even though he doesn’t have a miraculous
He handles PR and other background things along with Chloe
Joined up a few years back when Parisians were getting a bit too critical of the heroes
No Hawkmoth b/c fuck that guy
He existed, just not anymore. Bitch got yeeted
There’s other villains in town now. After Hawkmoth’s defeat other metas/supervillains looked at Paris and was just like, ‘free real estate?”
So now the Miraculous Team are Paris’ Actual Full-Time Hero TeamTM… yay.
Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Abielle (or like, Wasp/Yellow Jacket idk Chloe changes her name because ~identity stuff~) are the core three team. like, the wonder woman/batman/superman trio of the MTeam.
Nath is called Reynard Ambre b/c I love him
The public knows he exists but he’s never seen in battle and no pictures exist.
but there are plenty of instances where Paris knows he out mucking around because those akuma battles always get really weird.
Marinette be the guardian?
Guardian in training
Along with all the other holders b/c jesus. Give the girl a break.
Yeah. I like that Idea. All current holders are training to be guardians as well, but Mari’s going to step up as Guardian Supreme when Fu steps down.
Hero fashion!!!
The Miraculous Team is all decked out in their own merch like 24/7
Rarely is it thier own hero persona tho
Not because of like,,,, secrecy or anything. Just because they’re all nerds who love each other
Marinette is the lead producer of Miraculous Merchandise. It’s like,,, her BrandTM It was completely unintentional too
(Adrien and Chloe financially support her work tho. She designs, makes a prototype, and has her two blondes get others to replicate it)
Half of Paris is wearing her without knowing it
(Go MDC! get it girl!)
She totally makes Gotham inspired outfits because what else would she do????
Don’t get her wrong, most of Gotham’s fashion sense royally pisses her off but it’s fun and hey, supporting her fellow heroes ya know?
She wears a Robin hoodie after being officially acquainted with both Damian and Robin (separately of course)
Damian chokes on something, probably his own tongue.
It confuses Nettie. But then she thinks maybe he’s a fan too? She offers to make one for him but he steadfastly refuses much to his brothers’ amusement.
Might make a robin themed dress?? If so, she crosses paths with Robin when she does, thoroughly embarrassing her and almost sending poor Dami into a crisis.
Rogues Gallery
She makes a lot of designs off the rouges gallery because like, supporting people trying to get better??? also they’re some of the few who’s aesthetic aint shit?
She can’t make all of them because she ran out of time, so the rest get posited up on her Instagram and MDC blog (that’s run by Tikki mostly. She’s a great secretary and gets bored in Mari’s purse all the time)
Everyone is very flattered
Harley, if she ever finds it, immediately commission all pieces and wears them around Gotham don’t @ me
Daminette obvi
Marinette meets him and is just like ‘wow, you’re horrible. I want five’
Marinette, in the group chat later: so I met Kagami and Felix’s love child today
Kagami and Felix, seconds apart: I would never stoop so low
immediately after: Hey what the fuck? Rude
Nino: Nettie, dearest, sunshine, light of our collective lives and reason I breathe, what the fuck
Adrien: Kagami, my love, how could you? the Betrayal
Chloe: ew
Luka: Send pics or it didn’t happen
Nath: [insert the ‘right in front of my salad?’ meme]
Whenever they cross paths as Robin and Mari, he’ll just like,,, appear from nowhere hanging upside down spiderman style. Mari finds it endearing but she also wants him to stop scaring the shit out of her
Nicknames, because I have an unhealthy obsession with them, alright?
Misc Mari names: Bug, Bugaboo, Buginette, Madame President/Colonel (when the Team’s being cheeky), Princess, Marigold, Nettie (by like, Nino and Alix)
Jason calls her Pixie-pop
The bird boys call her Nightingale/Mockingbird in like, honor of her being a kickass civillian
Mari refers to them as ‘the flock’ (and bird-brains after getting to know them better)
Damian calls her: Starling, Habibti, ya qamar(my moon), malaki (angel), ya wardati(my flower) (b/c like, angel’s cute an all but I just think Damian’s way more dramatic than that tbh. he’d put thought into his nicknames)
Mari calls Damian: mon soleil (my sunshine) (because symmetry and also Mari thinks she’d hilarious), Birdie, petit oiseau/oisillon
I like the idea of Jagged being a native Gothamite tbh
it’s just so fun honestly???
He’s probably the reason the MTeam are in Gotham in the first place? maybe? anyway, the class is there, right? right.
Kagami, Luka and Felix are all holding the fort down in Paris. Ain't no akumas but sometimes they need backup so when certain heroes need to disappear, Nath has Trixx set up an illusion of whichever one so they can slip away with the horse miraculous.
Mari’s the one who has to leave the most because she’s still Paris’ damage control, so like,,,,, ya know.
Mari doesn’t get left behind, at least not on the first day b/c come on people! She has plenty of friends in class watching out for her and a semi-competent teacher who does care even if she’s non-confrontational to a fault.
She does eventually become separated from the group. Half because of Lila and half because she’s always fucking late and got distracted.
She actually runs into one of the civilian batfam in the first place because the class was allowed an hour or so to wander around the shopping district or whatever to explore/buy things/get food. They just needed to return to the meetup spot at a certain time but Mari is like ten minutes away when it’s five minutes to the meetup
So she’s just… fucking booking it and completely takes out this trained vigilante without trying to.
Mari, as she’s groaning on the ground, tangled around a boy: By Kwamii, I thought my luck was supposed to be good Tikki.
That or like, the subway doors close before she can get on them and the rest of the class ends up ahead of her leaving her to get caught up on some bullshit in the next train or smth.
Oh, like. Of course it’s her train that gets held hostage. Wonderful.
(Later, Mari will rant at Tikki about her luck. A common conversation between the two tbh.)
This could be where she officially meets the Batfam as the Batfam. Or, like. A couple of em, at least.
Marinette getting serial adopted by the whole goddamn batfamily because i will die for this trope tbh i dont even care
The Robins nickname her Nightingale before they realize she’s Ladybug
They still call her that after but it’s not with the intention of making it her hero name anymore
Her and Alfred are def bros you don’t understand
Actually, Gina and Alfred are old friends. Mari totally knows Alfie before the bat fam and calls him Poppy/Pépé
which floors the batfam because what? Since when does that happen???
Alfred and Mari never, like, actually met in person before, but video chats exist and Gina def talks about the two to each other so it’s like they may as well know each other.
I also like the idea of Alfred being a former holder, probably the peacock. I would adore that
Just,,,, so many fun hero shenanigans
Yeah sure. The batfam are super detectives and have a history of figuring out people’s identities in no time at all. Whatever. Where’s the drama in that though? The showmanship?
Fuck canon, the Miraculous all have glamours because magic bitch and it plays fucking hell on the Batfam and all their shit
Every single Batfam member is simultaneously pulling their hair out because they don’t know who these heroes are???? Why can they figure them out?? Confusion???????
Miraculous team is just…. Straight up laughing at them. The poor dears.
That one gag where it’s a well-known secret that Mari has connections to every Parisian hero and is basically their own personal catering service/comfort place.
Also, it’s the worst kept secret in Paris that Mari is Multimouse
None of the MTeam have confirmed that rumour but they also don’t deny it.
they actually started the rumour. If all of Paris thinks Mari’s the mouse, a temporary hero, no one’s going to think she’s Ladybug/or that she’s an easy target to go after
chloe actually came up with that one
Mari meeting all of Damian’s ‘associates’ (ie pets)
She adores all of them and they her.
Especially GOLIATH, why isn’t he talked about more honestly???? He’s GREAT
She meets Goliath as Ladybug and Robin is just… so done with him??? You are supposed to be a fearsome beast and a professional why are you rolling over and expoSING YOUR STOMACH??? Meanwhile, Ladybug is just: Awww! Who’s a good boy? Who’s the best boy? You are! Look at how handsome you are! Cute widdle baby-
Miraculous Team hanging on the roof of their hotel kinda chilling
Maybe having a debate about doing some free-running/parkour?
Also maybe about whether or not they should be heroes while in Gotham
MT being like, why can’t we go and stop an armed robbery? we can help!
“Gotham already has very active heroes-”
“Vigilantes!”
“-whatever. I don’t want us stepping on any toes. This isn’t our terf and Batman’s known for being strict about Metas rolling around here.”
“We aren’t Metas though.”
“I don’t think he’ll enjoy splitting that particular hair, Nino. Just- not unless lives are at stake, okay? Emergencies only.”
“Yes, Colonel Ladybug.”
This debate most def gets crashed by batfam and confusion ensues upon both sides
batfam didn’t hear anything, they’re just really confused about these french kids hanging out on a roof in Gotham
Just.... yes. all of that. I have like, more but those are not organized or even remotely coherent. here you go! I might write for this but I already have other fics rn so... it wouldn’t be for a while. and as I said, I have no plot.
take this though, i guess. *throws confetti*
#miraculous ladybug#batfam#my typewriter#mlb x dc#mlb#ml fic#miraculous team#marinette dupen chang#adrien#maribat#daminette#maridami#headcanons#chloe#alya salt#lila salt#but like#barely#i really couldn't care less about them#tbh
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What did Geoff Johns do to be evil? And why is Tynion bad?
i think geoff johns has always been evil that guy is born evil. and i'm not even gonna get into the whole fiasco with warner brothers and everything he's said behind ray fisher bc that's not about comics but people also should never forget about those. how this man still has a job is beyond me he is the worst.
a part of me wants him to stick to live action bc he should never be allowed to write a comic book but it doesn't make any difference at the end bc nothing ever happens to people like him. they never get what they deserve and they always come out on top.
gj is known to retcon things and bend canon to his OWN liking. he is responsible for a lot of stupid fcuking retcons and because this guy has written for pretty much every comic book character the list of all the messed up things he has done is never ending gvjakdlh
i read flash comics mostly so i've been severely traumatized by this guy. barry's parents were ALWAYS alive in silver age, barry actually died BEFORE his parents. but gj's first retcon was during wally's flash run, he killed nora (and one of his villains tried to dig up her grave like WTF and it resulted in ANOTHER disastrous retcons and character assasination for barry it's a whole thing and i can't even get into that now gvjakg) and after barry came back, well you know, gj did the retcon where eobard killed nora and framed henry for it. and henry died in prison before barry could exonerate him. that part was later re-retconned in n52 but like.. the damage has already been done.
he seems to think that heroes can't ever have good things. and a hero can't be a hero without being traumatized. like they have to have traumatizing things happen to them to make them into the heroes they are and it's ridiculous. dan didio 2.0
now a lot of fanboys think comics didn't exist before geoff johns bc that's how extreme his retcons are.
his writing might be good in the sense that it's easy to read but he can't ever complete an arc properly. his storytelling is half assed, his plots are sloppy and there is always so many plot holes left at the end and it leaves more questions than answers it's so frustrating.
also despite what ppl say geoff johns is the one responsible for flashpoint not barry gvkacnfsh all the missing characters, years of character developments going down the drain it's alllllll this guy. flashpoint in general is so f*cking stupid anyways like the demon speedster can travel through time all he wants and nothing ever happens to the timeline but barry, the greatest superhero and the best flash ever lived just wants to see his mom again and it's the end of the world??? FAKEEEE. ALL FAKE.
and tynion is a bad writer bc honestly??? while i admit i haven't read much from him (he mostly writes batfam and batfam isn't my cup of tea anymore) i don't remember why i wrote his name there lol i guess i was mad at something i've read THEN but i can't remember it now. but judging from what i've read, his writing is boring and it reads like a fanboy gvjaveg like i'm sorry but he is no different than tom taylor most of he writes seems very self indulgent to me. like i get it you like harley but i don't want half the issue to be about harley in a batfam/batman book. show your clown representation somewhere else.
and i'm ending this reply with a very sincere apology because i swear to you i don't get any notifications when i get asks/messages. i even enabled e-mail notifications but still nothing. i reblogged that post WEEKS ago so i'm very very sorry for the late reply. idk if you're still around nonnie but if you are, here it is.
#anti geoff johns#i'm so sorry again nonnie#it's 12% my fault and 88% tumblr's#long post#dc comics#rant#answered
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Sorry to ask lol but could you do a teacher AU where the students find Roman or Virgil on Tumblr and just freak out
Lol you’re good; I haven’t done teacher stuff in a while. This is a very real fear, soo...this’ll be fun.
I’m not sure if you want the kids or teachers to freak out, but trust me, there’d be way more freaking on the teachers’ end of things.
I went back and forth on this because on one hand Virgil might be too paranoid to have a tumblr as a teacher but on the other hand if he had it in high school....Roman doesn’t have time for tumblr these days, tbh, but I’ll include him since you asked for him specifically!
Idk if this is as freak out as you wanted; I’m boring and went for realism so sorry if it’s not up to standard lol
That Tuesday started out like any other:
His Tuesday/Thursday homeroom kids were as chatty and apathetic to announcements as ever.
His first two classes of Honors American Lit. kids were as attentive as always, offering brilliant and insightful connections between themselves, society, and The Crucible.
By all accounts, it was a normal Tuesday.
Until his Mythology students came trailing back from lunch, some of them barely hiding giggles and elongated stares from their desks.
“Alright.” Virgil began teasingly as the final bell rang. “Do I have something on my face? My shirt?” He threw a glance behind his back. “Did Randy tape something to my back again?”
Half of the small class exploded into laughter, but the other half gazed between their teacher and peers wondering what great joke they’d missed out on.
“It’s nothing, Mr. Anderson.” An outspoken and bright student named Cam spoke up. “Kya just made an interesting discovery last night and shared it with the whole lunch table.”
“I’m sure I don’t even want to know.” Virgil grinned and rolled his eyes as he passed out their class set mythology texts to each of his 15 students.
“Today we’ll be tackling a classic story: Baucis and Philemon. It includes love, hospitality, and a couple of God’s playing make believe.”
A choral snicker ran through a certain side of the room again, but Virgil fixed them with a look and pulled up an interactive PowerPoint.
The rest of the lesson went off without a hitch, and the students seemed eager to jump into their assigned tasks to teach the class (finding allusions to Jupiter’s and Mercury’s roles or Baucis and Philemon’s roles in movies, books, or TV shows.)
Partway through work time, though, Cam sauntered up to Virgil’s desk and perched there for a minute before cupping a hand over his mouth with a conspiratorial glint in his eye.
“So, Mr. Anderson, I have a question.”
“Sure, Cam; what’s up?”
“Well, I’m wondering: is ‘student A’ in ‘A Crazy Halloween Story’ referring to Jessica Simmons or Kaley Aldrin? Because both have you for honors and dressed up as Harley Quinn for Halloween.”
Virgil’s brain stuttered to a halt, and he took all of his energy to school his expression, making certain his eyes didn’t give away the screaming anxiety erupting within his chest. “I’m not sure what you’re talking about, Cam.” Virgil cocked his head to the side in an effort to lighten the tension only one of them felt. “What do Jessica or Kaley and Halloween have to do with Baucis and Philemon?”
“Oh, right. You gotta play it cool. Can’t let the kids know about your social media. I gotchu.” Cam nudged Virgil with an elbow and a stage wink. “Secret’s safe with me, Anxious Orpheo-I mean, Mr. A.” Cam pushed off of the side of his desk and went back to his group, the other members having abandoned their work to stared wide-eyed and open-mouthed at Cam’s boldness.
“I told you-”
“Holy crap-”
“You’re full of it, Cam; he never confirmed it.”
“You heard me, Emily! He can’t!”
Virgil inhaled and exhaled deeply, hands gripping and releasing under his desk as he fought to keep the fear from his features. Thank god he had planning after this.
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When the bell rang some time later, Virgil let out a huge sigh, smiling at his last student, Kya, as she meandered toward the door, paused, and rushed over to his desk.
“Mr. Anderson. I’m so sorry I told everyone about your Tumblr. I mean....everyone in this class. Well, really on that side of the class, but anyway, I haven’t told anyone else I swear! And I didn’t even mean for Cam or Emily or anyone else to find out; I was just showing your posts to Liam at lunch, but Cam was being nosy and overheard. I’m so so sorry, and I’ll try to make sure he doesn’t tell anyone so you don’t get in trouble! Oh my god I’m just so sorry.” Kya took a deep break, and Virgil let his guard fall just a hair, his eyes turning down at the sides.
“It’s alright, Kya. Students have spread far worse rumors about teachers before. Me having a Tumble isn’t the worst thing someone can say.”
“Tumblr.” Kya corrected.
“Right.” Virgil smiled. “I appreciate your apology, Kya, but don’t worry about it too much, okay?”
“Okay. Thanks, Mr. Anderson, and I really am sorry.”
“I know. Now go on before you’re late.”
“Oh, yeah, right. Bye!” Kya waved and sped out the door.
As soon as she was definitively gone, Virgil slumped into his chair, eyes staring dejectedly at his dark computer screen before sighing and running a hand through his hair. Well, this was certainly not how he expected things to go today.
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“Oh, Virge, you’re in here!”
Virgil’s head shot up to see Roman peeking around his doorway.
“Yes, it’s shocking to find me in my own classroom.”
“Well usually Ortega is in here during planning.”
“They’re in the computer lab working on a paper.”
“Oh, nice...Anyway, your copies have been sitting in the work room since this morning.” Roman strutted into the room revealing the large stack of copies against his hip.
“Thanks, But...Roman....you’re not on planning right now.”
“As per usual, you are correct, my dear darkling, but you also know that those kids are pretty self-sufficient. Plus Remy is staying all day today since our first show is tonight.”
“They might as well not have a teacher at all.”
“Take that back! Remy is a great co-teacher!”
“When he’s working. He’s not even on the clock now. He’s probably on his phone.”
“Fair point, but you’re not Logan, so why are you pointing all of this out?” Roman set his stack on a nearby desk and pulled up another, sitting on the hardtop as he looked Virgil up and down. “What’s up? You’re tense.”
Virgil sighed. “Shut the door first?”
Roman scurried to the classroom door and made a show of closing it quietly. “Ooo something juicy?”
“Kind of. Not really. More horrifying and embarrassing.”
“Oh joy which was it this time?” Roman asked dramatically as he perched back on the desk, his feet in the chair and hands steepled over his knees.
“....one of my mythology kids found my tumblr and accidentally told half of the class about it.”
“1) That sucks. 2) How do you ‘accidentally’ tell 8 people about something?”
“Another kid was being nosy.”
“Unnamed kid you tell me about?”
“One of them.”
“Ah.” Roman considered for a moment. “I mean there are worse things.”
“I know. That’s what I said too when the bean spiller apologized, but...I’ve had that thing since I was their age, Roman, who knows what kind of shit they can dig up! I can’t remember half of the emotionally charged stuff I posted on there, and I know there’s posts about my sexuality on there, too.” Virgil froze. “Oh god, what if they find my old fan fiction?!”
Roman couldn’t contain a small chuckle at that. “Then they’ll know you’re a legit writer.”
“Ro, this is serious.” Virgil folded his legs into his chair and leaned back, sighing again and staring at the speckled ceiling. “What if they find something...objectionable and tell their parents? And the parents tell the principal? What if I get fired?!”
“Did you post anything that bad?”
“Probably not....but I did post stories about stuff that happened in class.”
“Oooo...yeah that can be tricky territory. Did you get super specific?”
“In the story part, I guess.”
“Did you drop names, kids or the school or anything someone could use to identify?”
“No.”
Roman sighed. “Well, I mean what can you do, you know? You didn’t explicitly give names or the school or any concrete identifying information, right?”
“Right, but all they’d have to do is look at my phone.”
“What reason do they have unless the kids complain about it? You can always put a lock or something on it, right? There are private accounts.”
“I don’t know if I can at this point, but I guess I can try. Don’t know how much good it will do when I already have a few hundred followers.”
“Just 300?”
“Almost 1000.”
“Ooo yeah that is a little more significant. Geez tumblr has millions of followers, and somehow they stumbled on you.”
“Yeah. It sucks.”
“I mean....the initial kid apologized, right?”
“Yeah. She claims she won’t spread it anymore and will keep blabbermouth kid quiet, but we’ll see.”
“Don’t stress about it too much. They seem like good kids, so I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
“God, I hope so.”
“Well, it’s probably about time I get back to my little rugrats. You’re coming to our show, yeah?”
“If I don’t self-combust first.” Virgil pulled out a small smile. “Yeah, I’ll be there.”
“Great!” Roman vaulted off of the desk, grabbed his stack of papers, and made for the door. He paused for a moment in the doorway and turned, his expression softer than Virgil ever remembers seeing. “It’s gonna be okay, Virge. Don’t let it get you too worked up, okay?”
“I’ll try. Thanks, Ro.” Virgil waved him off and sighed before sitting back up to try to get something done.
“Uh, Mr. Anderson?”
Virgil’s jaw clenched involuntarily at the familiar tone, and he looked up to find a familiar blonde in the doorway. “Cam. I thought you had chemistry this period.”
“I do, but I finished my lab already, so Mr. Harris let me ‘go to the bathroom.’” He accentuated with air quotes. “Um but I really came here to apologize.”
“What for?”
“Kya kinda ripped me a new one during chemistry. She has this really scary way of being really angry and really quiet at the same time. It’s freaky.” Cam made a show of shivering violently. “But yeah she chewed me out during lab because of what I did during class, so....I just wanted to say I’m sorry if I freaked you out. I promise I won’t tell anybody. It was just kinda crazy to hear that our favorite teacher is like us, you know?”
Virgil forced up a smile. “We are human, as crazy as it sounds.”
“So....is it you? Wait, I probably shouldn’t ask that, so there’s no evidence or whatever....I’m just gonna assume. Scientific method.”
“Apology accepted. Go back to chemistry before he sends someone after you.”
“He won’t, but I’ll do it just for you, Mr. A. See you tomorrow!”
“Bye, buddy.” Virgil calls as the kid disappears. He pulls out his phone and sends Roman a quick message.
[Virge]: Blabbermouth just came and apologized. Promised not to blabber. I don’t know if I trust it, but I guess it helps.
[Ro]: wow
Nice
It’ll be okay
And if it’s not I’ve got your back, okay? Don’t stress.
[Virge]: Thank you, Roman.
Virgil sighed for the last time and put his cellphone away. He picked up his favorite dark purple grading pen and pulled out the American Lit. kids’ written responses, gearing himself up to grade by playing his Grading Playlist from Spotify on his personal laptop.
Everything will be okay.
Again, sorry if it’s not as crazy as you wanted or is really too neat, but a lot of students I interact with as was around as a student were chill, so. Yeah.
#asks#replies#teacherau#literally such a scary thought lol#i think about this a lot and consider deleting my blogs like daily#tss#mine#tsfanfics#virge#roro
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Could you do all of the questions?
heyhey! yea! done on my laptop :>
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?♥ usually more milk but then i try to fix the ratio and it ends up being more cereal asfh
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?♥ eehhh sometimes
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?♥ mostly just pieces of paper lol
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?♥ with LOTS of sugar
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?♥ yes. it's gross
6: do you keep plants?♥ yea!
7: do you name your plants?♥ ofc i do
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?♥ music mainly. like you'll know my mood by knowing what song i listen to
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?♥ ye ~
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?♥ my side usually but i move a lot in my sleep
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?♥ bongwater,,
12: what’s your favorite planet?♥ saturn! and pluto,,, and jupiter ahh
13: what’s something that made you smile today?♥ thinking about puppies !!!!!!
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?♥ idk? messy
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!♥ apparently you get taller in space
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?♥ this is boring of me but i like plain ol' pasta with butter and salt the most
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?♥ white with purple ombre !
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.♥ HHH when i was 6 months old i ate a spider and anyone who knows about it never lets me live it down
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?♥ i try to keep em and write in em but i often forget
20: what’s your favorite eye color?♥ mmm i can't choose, they're all great !
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.♥ oof my batman backpack that i gave to my dad. that thing went through A LOT. my new one is really good too tho. it's just red and black but it's served me well.
22: are you a morning person?♥ depends on if i've gotten a good night's sleep and if i'm particularly excited for the day!
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?♥ sleep, listen to music, read
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?♥ yea. we don't talk anymore tho. i miss him
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?♥ nowhere? i've never broken in before
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?♥ i always wear my vans til they fall apart. my current pair are space themed bc ofc
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?♥ juicyfruit ig?
28: sunrise or sunset?♥ sunset
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?♥ ASFH UHM idk?? them just being themselves is enough for me to smile over them
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?♥ yes
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.♥ i wear mismatched socks all the time but like they do match each other somewhat. like. i have a bunch of stitch socks and i don't wear their match but i'll wear another stitch sock with it.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.♥ uhh me and two friends played never have i ever over kik once and long story short we learned a lot abt each other. some things we never wanted to know
33: what’s your fave pastry?♥ idk! i like danish pastries pretty well tho
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?♥ teddy!! i got him when i was 5 from my cousin for like a nickel. he's just a standard lil brown teddy bear. and ofc i still have him asdgh can't sleep without him. i even bring him to sleepovers
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?♥ yea! i use them when i can
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?♥ EDEN. and crywank generally fits me too
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?♥ i like it to be clean but often it just gets cluttered and i don't have the motivation to clean it
38: tell us about your pet peeves!♥ uhhh i hate rude, arrogant, judgemental people, disloyalty, uhm, the sound that weird plastic makes, uhhh idk
39: what color do you wear the most?♥ mostly black and white
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?♥ my solar system bracelet! i saw the post for it on tumblr and sent it to my mum, and she ended up getting it for me for christmas!
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?♥ we were liars by e. lockhart. if i had to choose a fave it'd be that one. i sobbed for days after reading it. i think it kinda did smthn to my soul
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!♥ i do not sadly :
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?♥ my mum, i think ?
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?♥ oof, when harley was still here. it was a nice day, the sun was shining through my window, birds singing, EDEN playing softly, and harley was all cuddled up on my chest with his head tucked under my chin, purring away.
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?♥ depends. i try to evenly listen to my instincts and to logic
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.♥ my friend used to make a lot of bone puns bc of undertale and sans and one of my faves is "wasn't that HUMERUS"
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?♥ SEAFOOD it's grrrrrrrrrrroooooooosssss
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?♥ death. and yes.
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?♥ haven't bought many of those, i mostly listen to spotify :0 i did get the vinyl of black parade that mcr was giving out for the anniversary !
50: what’s an odd thing you collect?♥ crystals ig? pokemon cards, pens, books. uhh. i have a lot of paper and notebooks lmao
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?♥ mm. good times by all time low.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?♥ uhh idk i like all of em
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?♥ heathers is epic and i love christian slater but also his voice is hilarious, beetlejuice was good and amazingly weird, and i've no seen the other two yet.
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?♥ HHH. the other day my mum's friend was talking abt how she's having problems with renters and she looked like she was gonna cry but it was more frustration than anything so idk?
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?♥ man idk it's prob somethin big but i don't remember
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?♥ ? idk. it depends ig?? like for my one friend i love that he loves animals, for my other i love that she loves music. for one i love her kindness and outward innocence and i find it hilarious when she actually shows her angry or sassy side.
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?♥ god i love bohemian rhapsody. so good. so catchy. the best. me and my former bff used to sing it all the time
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?♥ mmmm idk :0
59: what’s your favorite myth?♥ i love myths abt creatures! my faves are about the fae folk.
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?♥ idk :0
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?♥ uhh just a basic gift card ig. and uhm idk?
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?♥ mm if i have juice i'll drink it!
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?♥ i try to keep them organized
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?♥ it's getting late and it's kinda cloudy and grey
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?♥ yeaa.
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?♥ mmm idk! maybe lots of purple and light blues? :0
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?♥ bad. i've always been nervous with storms and whatnot and those kinda days just make me jittery.
68: what’s winter like where you live?♥ well for a while it actually is winter and gets cold. but it's florida so ofc it goes back to being hot af.
69: what are your favorite board games?♥ i've always been fond of sorry sliders and candy land
70: have you ever used a ouija board?♥ NO AND I NEVER WILL. my mum and aunts did once and HHHHHHHH they ended up with a possessed barney doll
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?♥ earl grey ! i really wanna try lavender tea tho
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?♥ yea but i don't often actually do it
73: what are some of your worst habits?♥ i sleep and procrastinate too much but i'm trying, i pick at threads a lot hhh,
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.♥ ok uhh. they remind me of a canary bird. i associate them with yellow and pink. they're super sweet. always helpful. sad and i wish i could help them more. all in all a v good friend and v good person.
75: tell us about your pets!♥ OOF OK GET READY. syd: sydney, my man. the big orange floof. meathead. he likes to stand up and hold onto your shirt or pants and it's cute but also CLAWS. v smart, knows that if he annoys me enough i'll open my door for him. maggie: pretty pretty princess. also the grossest princess. beaut white, brown capped fur and green gold eyes and cutest lil meows. bean: has two thumbs, one is teensy tiny. meows are like inaudible. usually grumpy and will run if you pet her. only accepts affection when she's sleepy. sebastian: the real grumpy cat. russian blue boy. has a hard time jumping correctly now cos he's old. always talking and complaining. likes pets. will fight you. ash: scaredy boi. dark as night. murrs instead of meows bc he wasn't raised by other cats. rarely purrs but you know he loves you. likes head bumps. will scratch you if you're not paying attention to him. can be a bully. arrow: FAT. has scabs bc he keeps scratching himself,, why boi why (we think he's allergic to smthn). meows LOUDLY. eats everyone's food. likes to go outside. once got stuck in the same tree twice. shelby: old girl. jack russel. super hyper but also LAZY. only sleeps under blankets. gets jealous. will force her way onto your lap. the smelliest dog in existence i swear. emmy: chihuahua. grumpyyyy old lady. always telling people to shut up (mostly shelby). cute tho. has seizures sometimes. will purposefully use the bathroom on the floor where you'll step or on something of yours if you upset her. moriarty: my snek! good boy. likes to be under his paper towels. smol. has a cute face. percy: GRUMPY leopard gecko. she's a blizzard morph and she looks purple. so grumpy aaaaaaaaah. red: my betta girl. the other girls with her (blue and esme) died. she comes up to the glass to say hi to you. oscar the grouch: hedgehog. SO GRUMP. he literally turned his entire house around so you can't see him. rude. lillith, yuki, and star: ferrets. inseperable. good little catsnakes who i love. yuki has a thing for feet and shoes. star messes with the dogs/cats by nipping them. lillith is good but bites a bit hard. the chickens: we named them after the avengers. cap can die. literally she hates me and my mum she tries to fight us. RUDE.
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?♥ yes. schoolwork
77: pink or yellow lemonade?♥ i like both !
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?♥ uhh hate club ig? idrk?????
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?♥ mmmMM my former bff used to be very supportive of my clinginess and she would be talking and i could just like hold my hands out to her or hug her and she'd be totally ok with it and not even pause talking. the best thing ever tbh
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?♥ two walls are light grey and the other two are a slightly darker grey! i chose it :> i wanted a good neutral color besides beige or white.
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.♥ mmm. like the sun shining through the branches of the trees.
82: are/were you good in school?♥ i mean?? ig? i get ok grades (mostly Bs) but i always procrastinate assignments cos i'm lazy and unmotivated
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?♥ ooohh my fave is from life starts now by three days grace. i actually made it my theme once on chrome
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?♥ yea! i wanna get a lot of space related ones! and maybe the chip number of my boy harley
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?♥ mm. i read webcomics! a fave of mine is stutterhug by samantha davies on taptastic :>
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?♥ uhhhhhhh i don't know any off the top of my head and i looked it up and it says american idiot by green day is one and i love them so? yeah
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?♥ THE CROW. and the last unicorn!! both so good
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?♥ i've always been fond of symbolism
89: are you close to your parents?♥ i'm close to my mum! not so much my dad
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.♥ woodsboro, maryland! that's where my aunts and cousins live. i love going up there!
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?♥ idk! my mum did bring up going somewhere this year tho
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?♥ barely even a pinch. unless it's spaghetti and that powdery parmesan cheese
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?♥ wellll we shaved the sides and back so it's just long at the top and flipped sideways
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?♥ ? it was my mum's boss's birthday a few days ago :0 we all had lunch together and she asked me what name she should call me by. i love her tbh
95: what are your plans for this weekend?♥ hopefully i can go see the puppies !!!
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?♥ procrastinate
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?♥ infp, leo but i relate more to my scorpio chart, and hufflepuff!
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?♥ i've never actually been hiking!! and tbh i enjoy pretty much anything long as i'm with someone i like!
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.♥ jupiter by EDEN, leech boy by crywank, lost//found by EDEN, boats & birds by gregory and the hawk, and saturn by sleeping at last. a lot of others too ahh
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?♥ five years in the past. i could fix a lot of things that happened.
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“now it’s you-know-who, i got the you-know-what, stick it you-know-where, you know why, you don’t care.”
tell me about the last thing that made you laugh until it hurt. chelsea showed me a stupid video that had me crying on new year's. i normally wouldn't have laughed so hard, but i was almost drunk. is there a trampoline in your backyard? no. we got rid of ours years ago. what about kids on leashes? what do you think about that? i don't feel much about it, because i've never raised a child. it's funny to see, no doubt, but idk if it's right or wrong. kids can be dangerously ignorant. for whatever reason, your significant other can NEVER have sex again. do you stay with them? duh. i can live without it. how would you react to losing a close friend? same shit, different day. have you ever drunk/eaten a substance in the science lab? no, because i didn't want to die back when i was in school. have you ever led the prayer at dinnertime? if not, do you want to? i have. do you like those sudoku puzzles?
i sure do. have you ever taken a course in chemistry?
no, i took physical science, which had chemistry mixed into it. do you like to draw? not nearly as much as i used to... so, tell me about your day. was it good?
same old day. woke up, ate breakfast and such, watched my daily gmm. started taking surveys while i listened to music and let's plays in the background. seriously, it's the same every other day. do you have your own web site?
well i mean i created the rp forum my friends and i moved to, but it's not "mine." do you frequently add people to your friend’s list that you don’t know? no, never. how do you feel about girls that post half naked pictures on facebook? cover it up, hunny. not everyone needs to know you like that. sorry to be all "conservative," but i hate that shit. what’s your favorite ice cream flavor? vanilla, but with chocolate icing. have you ever considered changing your sexuality? no, i have not. i don't believe you can just "change" your sexuality like that. ever thought about changing your gender? here come the liberals. i don't believe it's possible to change your gender. what is the worst physical pain you have ever felt? getting my former cyst emptied at the er. fuck that. who is the most inappropriate person you know? mmmm... chelsea, probably. has someone ever told you they loved you and you didn’t say it back? yeah. are you satisfied with what you currently have in life? no. like look... i am happy i have a house. i have both parents. we have food. but what i have, both good and bad, is not enough for me to see a happy life possible. how long has it been since you kissed someone? over a year ago. your best friend has sex with your ex. what happens? i'm killing her. your ex wants you back, but you are in a relationship. what do you do? ... fucking kill me. i'd leave my current boyfriend to be with him. what did you do last night? wallowed in self-pity, convinced myself to not kill myself. if someone was to ask you if you were okay right now, are you? no. mom's taking my letter to jason to the mail tomorrow. i feel it in my gut that it's not going to change his feelings for me. do you think you would lose some friends if you gained 100 pounds? honestly, no. i feel that the friends i have now are more serious than that. when was the last time someone gave you a massage? i'm sure it hasn't been since jason and i dated and he'd give me one. when was the last time you were in an amazingly awesome mood? HA. is there something you need to get off your chest at the moment? there's a novel's worth. has the last person you kissed met your father? he has. i don't know how he feels about my dad since the divorce, though. he'd always have to hear me rant and cry about him. have you ever woke up crying from a bad dream? i have. have you ever had to block anyone online? plenty of times. have you ever made a boy cry? i sadly have. do you find guys with facial piercings attractive? generally. who was the last person to insult you to your face? colleen, kinda. what scares you more: snakes or spiders? spiders, i'm not scared of snakes. do you wear thongs? i never have. have you ever done yoga? i used to be amazing at it. many summers ago, i used wiifit to lose about 40 pounds. i mainly did yoga. i was super flexible. would you consider yourself a flirt? not in the slightest. do you have any friends who have an STD? i have a family member who does. are you thinner than your best friend? i am not. have you ever been prescribed narcotics? yeah, xanax and another for anxiety that i forgot... how many rings do you wear daily? just one. i want to repair the one jason gave me so i can wear that one again, too... i think i'll do that tonight or tomorrow. do you get car sick or motion sick easily? does it ever stop you doing things? i don't. did you ever dream of living in a house with a white picket fence? not really, no. after you go swimming, do you sit around in your wet bathing suit with a towel or do you immediately change? i usually sit around for a while. what was the last activity you did that made you sweat? i'm pretty sure i sweat very slightly just when i got the craft box out of the closet. because of my medication, literally everything makes me sweat... it's so embarrassing. when was the last time you used lotion? last time i shaved my legs. currently listening to? "tourniquet" by marilyn manson. just another song that makes me think of how i feel about jason in some ways. give us a lyric from this song. "take your hatred out on me, make your victim my head." besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed? breasts or neck. ever jacked a dude off? were you even romantically involved with him? hey, when you "can't" have sex, you find the loopholes, sister. and yes, we were dating at the time. would you rather eat your pizza cold or hot? i'd rather it be hot, but cold's fine. have you ever had fake nails? i have not. is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? no. it feels demeaning, honestly. does the person you like, like you back? no, he does not. do you believe ex’s can be friends? if you were deeply romantically involved? fuck no. do you like to text or call more? texting. calling is awkward imo and it's hard to understand the person, at least to me. when was the last time you really pushed yourself to your physical or emotional limits? what were you doing and how did it turn out? emotionally, right fucking now. colleen's decided to lecture me again, and i am a hair's width from just... i don't know. basically, it's taking stupendous amounts of emotional willpower to not go kill myself right now. i have HAD IT with her. i won't bore my survey tumblr readers with the full story. physically, probably the last time i went to the gym, i assume. what's your favorite saying or quote? why does it mean something special to you? how did you come across it? i answered this in a recent-ish survey. my favorite (series of) quote(s) takes place in the recent movie "Suicide Squad." a police asks harley quinn, "harleen, what did he tell you?" harley's cackling/crying and responds, "he said he loved me." i love the quote so much because i feel it. bit of villain backstory, harley quinn was driven mad by her boyfriend/former patient, and i'd consider myself to have been through the same (via his absence, anyway, but you get it). i started as jason's mentor, and i guarantee he'd tell you the same. then, without him intending it, i've become his fucking slave, shadow, and #1 fan all at once. i'd do it all for him. all because he said he was in love with me. powerful fucking words. don't abuse them, people. do you enjoy getting dressed up for a night out? what are your favorite places for a "night on the town"? i like getting dressed up for something that's bigger than usual, but i don't really have "nights out on the town." i don't do anything even remotely extravagant. what is your favorite classic disney film and why? does "the lion king" count? if so, that one. i can't exactly say why it's my favorite besides simba coming back from a tragedy as the king of the world pretty much, but i love that movie dearly. are you a good liar? under what circumstances do you choose to lie (just little white lies, or bigger ones)? have you ever regretted your choice to be less than truthful? honestly, when i do lie, i'm rarely caught. and i'll lie mainly to avoid hurting people, but i confess to sometimes doing it to just avoid confrontation. can you remember the first swear word you ever learned? no, but i remember the first one i said aloud: shit. i had no idea it was a bad word. got a massive lecture in the car. how old were you when you first started to wear make-up? do you prefer others with or without make-up? late middle school, i think. and i personally find make-uped faces more aesthetically pleasing, it's why there's such a problem in this world with women feeling ugly without it, but you're still absolutely beautiful without it, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. how long do you need to get to know someone, before you’d think about having a relationship with them? i don't measure that by time, i measure that by how well i'm getting to know them. is global warming actually happening? duh. does gpa determine a person's intelligence? no, fuck this question. do you refuse to talk about your sexuality? no. it's not a big deal to anyone. do you have a debit card? i do not. would you have an abortion if you would otherwise die in childbirth? no, because i'm not fucking selfish. do you think sleeping is a waste of time? yet you LOVE your dreams, even when they're kinda bad? i mean, it technically is a waste of time, but we need it regardless. what would you do if your boyfriend got snake bite piercings? that's totally up to him, i'd love him regardless. now whether or not i'd find it physically appealing just depends on the person. do you think it's at all possible you may change your religion in your life? i'm not going to bullshit. maybe. DO I THINK I WILL, NO, but do i rule out the possibility, no. after how pissed i've been at god lately, i wouldn't be entirely surprised if, in the worst case scenario, i became satanic. god please don't let me. if you were told that you were going to spend the rest of your life with the last person you kissed, would that make you happy? i would... oh my god. i would physically break down from joy. i would sob. i would bow and praise god beyond all explanation. i would fucking lose it. who was your first boy/girlfriend and do you still talk to them? if you want to count him as "the first person who had the 'boyfriend' title," aaron. and no, we don't. we're friends on facebook though. have you ever watched the big bang theory, or how about glee? i've watched and love tbbt, but i've never watched glee. are you considered a “clingy girlfriend?” i probably would be. do you have a large dog? she's pretty big, yeah. we have a boxer. would you ever date someone who watched cartoons? ... the fuck is this question?? no shit i would!! what was your last dream about? all i remember is it was the apocalypse and i was back with jason. he was there with me. we somehow survived, and demons took over the world after the humans were eliminated. everyone was trying to be heroes and such by killing them. have you ever seen a crocodile in real life? i know i've seen alligators, don't know about crocs. if you were drunk and couldn’t walk, would the person you have feelings for, take care of you? i kinda feel like he would if he was already there, anyway. he wouldn't like drive somewhere to come watch me, but if he was already there, i'd at least hope he'd be kinda protective... has anyone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? not only that i didn't want to hear, but didn't need to hear, too. tell me again my mental illness is invalid, swear to fuck. why were you last scared? i'm scared of myself now. do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them? something potentially might, but i doubt it. i'd never share the information though regardless. were you a hyper or mellow kid? i was quite hyper. i miss that. what’s your favorite movie? burton's "alice in wonderland" do you hate it when everyone you know is sleeping in, so you are bored? ha ha, sometimes. how much of your time to do you spend being bored? what could cure that boredom? honestly... almost 24/7. i've talked about this before: jason left and took my hobbies with him. because they feel "bad." i take no pleasure in what i used to enjoy, like games, drawing, reading... i honestly think the only thing that'll heal that is spending time with jason himself. what are your least favorite kind of people? people that think mental illness isn't fucking valid is what i feel most hatred towards at the moment. describe an orgasm. (just do it, nobody will judge you here.) hahahaha omg the person before me answered "god will judge me," i love that. anyway, i wouldn't know. are you a picky eater? beyond so. are you hopelessly addicted to the computer? i mean i guess you could say that, as i'm always on... would you ever take nakey pictures of yourself? maybe for my husband??? what cause (feminism, gay rights, abortion, etc) are you most passionate about? abortion does your best friend have any piercings? ears, and... i think nose. omg i feel horrible, i'm not sure. what's better: an apology to your face or a nice apology letter? an apology to your face. has anyone ever kissed you when you REALLY weren't expecting it? was it a good random kiss, or a bad random kiss? i don't think so, but it's possible... what is the last thing you got a blister from? i got one from my flip-flop rubbing against the side of my toe. do you remember the song that used to be really popular, 'she will be loved'? I DON'T MIIIND SPENDIN' EV-ER-EE-DAAAAAY, OUT ON YOUR CORNER IN THE POURIN' RAAAAIIIIN do you have any friends who have never seen you makeup-free? i don't. what is the worst thing that could happen to you? the worst thing that could happen to me already happened. do you think age matters in friendship? in friendships, absolutely not. are you more likely to eat when you’re bored or depressed? i wouldn't be overweight otherwise. describe the nearest photograph to you? it's jason and i at our first prom. we're peeking at each other from around the tree. do you know anyone who has overdosed? i know of people, but i know none directly. well wait... my half-sister overdosed, but didn't die as she called the cops in time. the person you have feelings for says he/she wants to have sex, you say? ... i would. kfc or popeye’s? i don't like fried chicken. what was the name of the last pet of yours that died? link, my former rat. have you ever had to evacuate from a natural disaster? thank god, no. do you have any family members who are cancer survivors? quite a few, actually. my mom survived kidney cancer, my grandma lived through thyroid cancer i believe it was, and i think an aunt of mine had breast cancer. when was the last time you went way out of your comfort zone? what happened as a result? uhhh i guess when i told my former boss i had to quit, and what happened is obvious. is working with animals something you enjoy? how about working with people? what would be your ideal work environment? well, it's become clear i can't work with people. i've had two jobs in retail, and each time, i vomited from the anxiety and when i wasn't vomiting, i was living in constant panic mode. i haven't had a job with animals yet, but that's what i'm looking for. the ideal job would just be where i work on my own... do you have any favorite stuffed toys? oh yeah. i have a stuffed meerkat named rebel from jason, and my stuffed moose named brownie is very dear to me too. would you ever get any private parts pierced? heeeell no. do you agree with medication to treat mental illnesses or do you believe that they are a ‘stage’ that a person will grow out of? mental. illnesses. need. to be. MEDICATED. just like a person with asthma needs an inhaler, a mentally ill person needs medication, too!! do you ever get really paranoid about how loud you’re breathing? i do occasionally, yes. have you ever met a person who was convinced they had supernatural powers? i "met" a woman who thought she was jesus christ, the mother mary, and god all in one person while in the mental hospital... she scared THE FUCK out of me. what're you thinking of RIGHT THIS MINUTE? i actually just started thinking of jason's sick grandma outta nowhere a few seconds ago... and now i feel sad. she was definitely dying while we were dating, so i guess she's gone now... she was a sweet lady, despite not saying much. she seemed to like me enough. what is your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? okay, i know casual sex is gaining popularity, but me? dude, FUCK that. sex is supposed to be a very emotional and connecting experience. it's not "just for fun" and shouldn't occur everytime you feel horny with someone or whatever. what are you doing right now? doing this survey, possibly talking to jax if she's still online, and listening to "slo-mo-tion" by marilyn manson. what books, if any, have made you cry? that i can remember, "the notebook," "a walk to remember," "old yeller," and i think i teared up in "the giver." there was also this one book about an elderly couple we read in high school, but i cannot remember the name... i remember tearing up. are you picky about spelling and grammar? very much so. song you REALLY wanna fuck to? okay, if it's with jason, i do plan on deliberately trying to woo him into having sex to "heart-shaped glasses" by marilyn manson because uh... this is terrible... but it reminds me of his ex because she always wore heart-shaped glasses and i fucking hate her for MANY reasons and idk it'd just kinda feel like a huge "fuck you" to her lmao. yes i am a child somewhere in my heart. just to add to it, when i get sunglasses, yeah... i found heart-shaped glasses on rebel's market and i want them. if you could have sex with anyone, who would it be? it'd still be jason. sorry, link neal. do your hands shake a lot? well, i have an essential tremor that's only gotten worse over the years, so. the mere thought of anyone ever made you... you know... "moist"... downstairs? omfg do you really have to say that word this question bothers me lmao. but yeah. i like dirty questions, let's continue! do you masturbate? if not, why? also if not... what's the most tempted you've ever felt? you know you have at least once! i do not masturbate because i personally find it disgustingly lustful and gross, no matter how clean you may be. i've been tempted before once, sure. i had a really hard time one night kinda recently when i was thinking rather sexually of jason, but i did nothing about it. do you get crazy sex hair? i wouldn't know, but i've had some pretty wild hair from doing sexual things. my hair was super long when we were together. is everything going to be okay? i am the wroooong person to ask. have you ever had a pet rat? four so far, yeah. do you like free samples? who doesn't?! have you ever made yourself look like a fool for love? i'm pretty sure i always do nowadays. to be so obsessed with your ex-boyfriend... it's silly. who was the last person you slow danced with? jason... long time ago... has any of your friends’ family ever yelled at you? i'm pretty sure no. at concerts, are you one of those people that push and shove their way to the front, or are you one of the those people that gets there hours before in order to ensure that you get a front-row position; or do you just suck it up and stand wherever you can? i've only been to one, at which i sucked it up and stood wherever i could. did you ever like jewel? like one song anyway, but she has an absolutely heavenly voice. when watching scary movies/hearing scary stories/etc, what subject scares you the most? when women are raped by demons. just. let's not. do you think marilyn manson looks good? ha ha how funny, i'm actually listening to him right now!! but anyway, VERY rarely, honestly. in some pictures/videos he looks pretty appealing.
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